🎯︱other-games

[umbral dawn]

I dont need to pay money

just need grades

ahhh

[charred gust]

word of advice i can give you is just try to do your best in these BS hs exams and focus on the entry ones

you'll take like 10 to get 1, they're the ultimate filter

most of them will have uni level shit cuz they're meant to get the best of the best

like if you walk in there with the same level as your HS finals you're not writing shit on the answer sheet

[umbral dawn]

alright, let me tell you why I am trying to rank in this BOARD exam, not some BS HS exam, the BOARD exam is the first exam in someone's life that matters, anywhere I'll go they will ask for my BOARD marks no matter what job I do, especially if it's in the Indian government, my UNI will look at my BOARDS, if I go abroad I'll need to show my BOARD marks, this is quite literally the first exam in my life that is important

[charred gust]

the trick to most of them atleast here is they'll have a wide range, like in your case it would be something like 85+ i think, so it doesnt matter if you get an 85 or a 99 you have the same chances

[umbral dawn]

ofc I wont, I'm in grade 10th, there will be another boards in my 12th

there are two boards, hell this one is the less important one

it's the harder one tho

[charred gust]

thanks for telling me that your board exam is the equivalent of our bac exam

[umbral dawn]

real

[charred gust]

wtf ?

you're still in 10th ?

[umbral dawn]

yeah

[charred gust]

mf get tf outta here

[umbral dawn]

💀 ?

im 16

tf did u think

[charred gust]

this shit doesnt even matter at your age lmfao

[umbral dawn]

my man

boards.

matters.

[charred gust]

your parents are just selling you the illusion to get you to study

[charred gust]

the age 10 one doesn't matter

we also have them

but like their ratio is so small when they finally take up your final grade for the uni entrance exams that its pointless

[umbral dawn]

jeez man, you dont know how the system works here

[umbral dawn]

clearly my mom left her job and moved us to another city for an illusion

that is definitely the reason why I moved to another city and joined a different school

[charred gust]

just like to give you an example our unis will use 0.25 x grade11 + 0.75 x grade12

[umbral dawn]

clearly an illusion

[charred gust]

i'm pretty sure yours will also use something similar to it to get your final grade

[leaden orchid]

https://youtu.be/RMP_LGER-k4

[umbral dawn]

idk, I think the system here is different

[leaden orchid]

nice detail

[umbral dawn]

my mom would know

[charred gust]

why do you think you have 2 of them in different grades bro

[umbral dawn]

in class 10, the boards has all subjects but in class 12th it'll have the subjects of my choosing

both arent as equally important

class 12's one is more important ofc

I took humanities

class 10's one is harder tho

[charred gust]

i googled and found this

"Eligibility for CUET 2023
Students from the general category need to secure a minimum of 50% in their Class 12 examinations to be eligible to appear for the CUET. On the other hand, SC/ST students need to secure 45% in their Class 12 examinations to be eligible"

[umbral dawn]

it's whatever, like you said it isnt important for uni, but it's literally the only thing my mom has asked me to do

[umbral dawn]

the fuck is CUET

[charred gust]

common university entrance test

if it's the same thing as it was for us it's the first gatekeeper to unis

[umbral dawn]

whatever that is

💀

[charred gust]

the shitty tier ones will just accept you right from it, the more advanced ones will have their own tests after it

they're all filtering tools to get the best of the best basically

in other words, go fucking play a game or something

[umbral dawn]

my god

[charred gust]

mf is in class 10 and worrying lmfao

[umbral dawn]

Alright.

[charred gust]

bro im legit telling you save your effort for class 12

this is one of those traps everyone falls in

[umbral dawn]

So, I dont care if it's important, I dont care if it will affect or not affect my life, I quite literally do not give a singular shit, I am doing this for my mom

she wanted me to rank in my board exams, so that is what I will do

I already know it wont matter, my mom has dodged the question multiple times

it's all about pride, none of it matters for my higher studies or my job or any of it

[charred gust]

your parents will always motivate you and try to get you to study even in the classes that dont matter, that's just how they are, what i'm telling you is make sure you don't exhaust yourself that by class 12 you barely get an 80

[umbral dawn]

My mom left her job as a principal in my old school for this, this is important to her even if its not important to me

[charred gust]

my entire class back in the day fell in this same trap, by the time you get to that CUET you have this big fat ego because of your fake grades that you think you're a goat

[umbral dawn]

oh class 12 wont be difficult

[charred gust]

but you just get shit on by them

[umbral dawn]

I took humanities like I said, subjects I love

no math or science

[charred gust]

prepare for that CUET in the meantime

[umbral dawn]

usually what happens to people that take science

[charred gust]

that's what actually matters

[umbral dawn]

dont care + I am doing this for my mom

[charred gust]

everything else is just theatrics

[umbral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[charred gust]

my guy it's all gonna be for nothing if you end up going to a shit uni, or failing the CUET's

[umbral dawn]

wont end up in a shit uni/ wont fail CUET or whatever the fuck cuz I chose the easiest subjects for class 12

mass media 💀 , english , history

[charred gust]

the CUET has nothing to do with what you study in class 12

[umbral dawn]

idk what a CUET is bro

[charred gust]

like thats what im trying to tell you

[umbral dawn]

I am in class 10

[charred gust]

this mf

[umbral dawn]

[charred gust]

[umbral dawn]

oh

bro's talking about neet and JEE

I am not giving those exams

I know what you're talking about

[umbral dawn]

you dont have to give those exams in India if you study humanities, if you study humanities you're basically just a dumbass who sucks at math at science. I can get admission in any uni I want

[charred gust]

[umbral dawn]

whatever this is othergames

[charred gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[umbral dawn]

let me tell you why hifi rush is so good

[umbral dawn]

nothing matters

I was fucked when I chose humanities

[charred gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[umbral dawn]

I did it cuz my friend said all the attractive girls go there

[charred gust]

you picked humanities ?

[umbral dawn]

yes

[charred gust]

like willingly picked ?

[umbral dawn]

yes

[charred gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[umbral dawn]

🦐

women.

I am doing it for the pussy.

[charred gust]

you pick human studies / literature as we called it here if you're the literal guh gif irl

like legit

[umbral dawn]

yes

that's me rn

[charred gust]

lmfao

[umbral dawn]

idec bro it's gonna be so easy

I'll become a professor

or sumth

easy ahh life

walter white

but not smart

[charred gust]

we had 2 guh branches literature and then the other one is called science of earth & living things

but its just a glorified guh too

[umbral dawn]

I'll teach film studies

[charred gust]

the guh mfs are just dumb here every time i swear

[umbral dawn]

get a phd n allat

[charred gust]

they have like the easiest class 12 end year exams and still barely pass

or they fail and have to retake them

[umbral dawn]

oh nvm, in India, the guh subject is commerce

[charred gust]

whats fucked up for those guys here tho is even if they try hard and get a 17/20 or 18 they're treated the same way as someone who's mid in the other branches

[umbral dawn]

anyone that doesnt get science is automatically put in commerce

[charred gust]

y'all also have econ ?

[umbral dawn]

the humanities students are the ones that take it willingly

[charred gust]

i didnt even mention econ because those guys can only go to one uni which is also about econ

its the most branch ever

[umbral dawn]

yeah I took economics

[charred gust]

i don't even consider it a guh branch it's just more like

its mostly girls with rich parents

[umbral dawn]

that's good

I need a girl that's rich

the only way I'll eat at this point

😭

[charred gust]

like legit if you do econ you probably don't care about not working after you get a degree

[umbral dawn]

I'll do English

[charred gust]

or you're fine with getting paid barely more than minimum wage

[umbral dawn]

my uni is one that's focused on English

[charred gust]

bro how did you pick humanities

[umbral dawn]

uh I like humanities?

I fucking hate science

[charred gust]

and i thought you were one of those 🤓 s who picked the hardest math / physics branch to do engineering like me

[umbral dawn]

fuck that shit

I hate math

I like physics

physics is cool, so is bio

[charred gust]

real

[umbral dawn]

fuck chemistry is what I would have said but then I watched breaking bad

so I like chemistry now

[charred gust]

that was also my take at it, but i just kept up with math cuz it was there

[umbral dawn]

I hate math so much

[charred gust]

high school chem was goated

[umbral dawn]

it doesnt even have numbers

[umbral dawn]

it's easy, but my teachers are so shit

[charred gust]

acido base reactions, fucking organic chemistry louis' diagram that type of shit

used to love that garbage

[umbral dawn]

organic chem

I like that

dont like acids bases n stuff

metals n allat

[charred gust]

that shit made sense, it was uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[umbral dawn]

confusing charts

[charred gust]

logical

[umbral dawn]

it makes sense

[charred gust]

mfs always are bad at it here tho

for some reason

like they don't have a clue

[umbral dawn]

unless they put in the "what if X reacts with Y to form Z, name XYZ with a balanced reaction 🤓 "

[charred gust]

you can give them the easiest shit ever, like just here's this equation balance it and they'll go guh

[umbral dawn]

balancing equations aint hard

[charred gust]

did you just complain about the literal thing i said is the easiest

[umbral dawn]

yes

[charred gust]

bro you're done

[umbral dawn]

I dont like studying chemistry

I like structural isomers n all that

I dont like the word equations

math has given me ptsd

fuck equations and x and y

[charred gust]

you the type of mf that likes looking at the periodic table and remembering shit

[umbral dawn]

we dont even have periodic table in our syllabus!!!

[charred gust]

you the type of mf to ask someone unironically "how many electrons does Neon have 🤓"

[umbral dawn]

how many

[charred gust]

idk i don't remember

see thats the thing about being an adult

[umbral dawn]

if I was good at chemistry, I wouldnt be bad at it

[charred gust]

you can just pull it up

[umbral dawn]

[charred gust]

mfs think that's what makes you smart

and the fucking school system like promotes it

[umbral dawn]

English in our board tho

[charred gust]

they have no clue lmfao

[umbral dawn]

so fucking easy

anyone that gets less in english is a certified dumbass

[charred gust]

english was my fav subject

[umbral dawn]

you could be the biggest dumbass in the world and not fail english

[charred gust]

cuz everyone was dumb at it because they'd try to study it

[umbral dawn]

it;s my fav subject

cuz I dont need to study

[charred gust]

we had these girls who used to tryhard to beat me but would fail

[umbral dawn]

before the day of my english exam I didnt touch the book

[umbral dawn]

DUDE SAME

everyone in my class tries to beat me 💀 but I am quite literally the god of english in my class

you can fuck me up in math, but in english hell nahhh

[charred gust]

i shit you not this is a real 📠 that happened back in 10th grade, i made this girl cry at math, i still remember that exam it was the 2nd / 3 during the 2nd semester, i got a 17.75 / 20 and she got a 16.75, the ironic part is i was the one who gave her that .75 and it was so obvious

[umbral dawn]

they were talking shit about me till the debate competition came up

and I straight up murdered this one girl

bro she looked at me like

[charred gust]

so like it was funny because we all thought we didnt do shit in that exam cuz of how it was structured, there was this final problem i didnt know how to do the first question but the 2nd and 3rd you could just use the result to complete them, so i finessed it and she was sitting next to me so she asked me for it and i gave it to her

[umbral dawn]

I didnt even make it to the finals but it was the best competition I've had in my life

it's just roasting

[umbral dawn]

dont care about math

[charred gust]

then result day she was crying for like 2 hours, like bro how are you expecting me to get a lower grade

[umbral dawn]

and she asked you for answers?

[charred gust]

when i helped u cheat with my results

[umbral dawn]

what a dumbass

[charred gust]

yes

lmfao

LIKE HOW WERE YOU EXPECTING THAT TO WORK OUT

[umbral dawn]

I dont help anyone

https://tenor.com/view/pout-christian-bale-american-psycho-kissy-face-nod-gif-4860124

I just do this

[charred gust]

lmfao

[umbral dawn]

no like a girl legit asked me and I did that 😭 and continued writing my paper

like fuck you idc, go and fail in your exam

I dont cheat and will not let anyone cheat from me

[charred gust]

nah bro i used to be the exact opposite

i was the type to finish then start helping mfs

[umbral dawn]

you're nice

I hate everyone

[charred gust]

like i'd be sitting there for 2 hours after i'm done in like 30 / 45 mins

just be asking mfs

like "what you need"

[umbral dawn]

now if there was an attractive girl that needed my help

🥶

I be switching papers n shit then

[charred gust]

i used to get in trouble with administration for not showing up, i lived 2 buses away from the hs

and transportation here was garbage, still is the same

[umbral dawn]

bro's in africa

[charred gust]

class would start at 8 in the morning, we had 8 - 12 then break till 2 - 6

i'd be at the bus stop at 7 and still not make it till like 8:15

[umbral dawn]

real

[charred gust]

and the teachers were bitches, they wouldnt let u in

[umbral dawn]

Im gonna

get an ear piercing

[charred gust]

like if you're late by more than 10 seconds you're done go get a paper from the adminstration

they used to give us this small book if you do it for more than 3 times

[umbral dawn]

I lived 5 mins away from my school

now I live 1:15 hours from my school

I live in the north and the school's way in the south

it's in the other part of the city

anyway

this is literally just general 2

[charred gust]

so like

my first notebook was filled

they had to give me a 2nd one

this was in 11th grade, i had the record for the most absence marks in the history of the school

[umbral dawn]

bro says notebooks like a normal person!!!!!

[charred gust]

in 12th grade i almost broke it again

but i came short, only was #2 that year

[umbral dawn]

I am quite literally

not gonna study in 11th

and just get girls

[charred gust]

still i have the 2 highest records for absence for an active student that didn't abandon

[umbral dawn]

that's my motive

I sacrificed class 10, that's alright, but class 11 I'll be FOCUSED and not on my studies

I will literally date the whole class

(not the men )

[charred gust]

the reason why it was fucked up is by the time i reached the middle of the first sem in 11th i just came to terms with it and stopped going, i only showed up to the exams but they'd always try to give me shit for it

[umbral dawn]

bro I aint even READING

[charred gust]

they treat you like you're a wanted criminal who just showed up, "you can't pass this exam till you clear things out"

[umbral dawn]

I am too HORNY to FOCUS

[charred gust]

like bro let me pass my fucking exam you absolute r3tard that is just a pawn

[umbral dawn]

average 15 yr old

[umbral dawn]

lmfao

in my school

[charred gust]

i remember the principal was talking trash to me 24/7

[umbral dawn]

my teacher tells us to be absent

"please dont come to school, study at home"

[charred gust]

telling me how i'm never gonna amount to nothing and how unis care about your presence record

(they don't)

[umbral dawn]

when we come to school our teacher says "did you finish studying or sumth? why are you here?"

she literally told this to sum of the students

not me ofc, cuz I dont go to school much

🦐

[charred gust]

goated teacher

[umbral dawn]

I just chill at home and study

[charred gust]

school if you have the resources of your class is just a waste of time

[umbral dawn]

school is a place for learning, not preparing for your exams

it's not a place where you memorize like 50 pages of history

[charred gust]

the core concept of a teacher explaining something that the don't get and that you're forced to listen to (even tho you would've saved the time of transportation as well as the comfort of your own home for) is just wasted energy

[umbral dawn]

my teacher understands that, she teaches social studies

and you need to memorize like 600+ pages to get good grades in that subject

[umbral dawn]

exactly

[charred gust]

what you eventually learn in life is that you can learn anything on your own as long as you have what you need

[umbral dawn]

especially when my mom can teach like 3 subjects much better than my school

💀

[charred gust]

uni is only useful when it's for industry stuff

esp in engineering

shit you won't find anywhere else

even if you try to look

[umbral dawn]

My mom was an English teacher, but she's good at bio and social studies

[molten pewter]

lol

[charred gust]

but the same concept can be applied to it

[umbral dawn]

john appears

[umbral dawn]

Uni is good for getting bitches!!!

[molten pewter]

For the school useless chat

[umbral dawn]

I have quite literally found the perfect university

which has the best girls

[charred gust]

if private firms exposed all of their data you wouldn't need to get a degree anyways outside of landing a job, but obviously you need a prof that's worked there to give you the secret sauce

[umbral dawn]

idec bro idec about education

[charred gust]

its all just part of the system to keep you paying i g

[molten pewter]

lol

[umbral dawn]

Im gonna go to JU and then JNU

[charred gust]

fucked up world we live in

[umbral dawn]

easy

I've got it easy

[charred gust]

the 📠 chat you mean

[umbral dawn]

just class 10 boards, that's all I need

that's all I need

then im DONE

that's where studying ENDS

[charred gust]

see you in 2 years when you say this shit again

[umbral dawn]

FUCK

I swear bro

I will NOT study

[charred gust]

i'm sure your mom will let you do just that

lmfao

[umbral dawn]

I will literally just focus on self improvement

[umbral dawn]

ofc she will

she doesnt even let me go out of the house

clearly she will allow me to hangout

with girls

when she stopped me from doing exactly that today

what a nice mother

[charred gust]

i mean she just doesn't want you to become like the average american fuckboi

[umbral dawn]

no she literally said no girls before exam

💀

[charred gust]

the average HS student in america will focus more on how to get a condom than any of his studies

[umbral dawn]

that's the main reason she's not allowing me to go on a diet too, so I have less chances of getting girls

she even said that to me

😭

[charred gust]

damn that's a cold fatshame

but its real

[umbral dawn]

dw I convinced her

[charred gust]

she just told you stay fat and focus on your studies

lmfao

[umbral dawn]

pretty much

[charred gust]

thats cold

[umbral dawn]

she says I need to eat for energy

[charred gust]

she has a point tho

[umbral dawn]

what am I? kung fu panda

the fucking

[charred gust]

better to be a fat nerd than a fit dumbass

[umbral dawn]

pand

[charred gust]

[umbral dawn]

I'd rather be a fit nerd

[charred gust]

impossible

[umbral dawn]

real

[charred gust]

fit nerds can only achieve like 60% of what a fat nerd can

its a scientifically proven fact

[umbral dawn]

the problem is, my school doesnt have any attractive girls

even the ugly ones think they're attractive

[charred gust]

bro you're 16

[umbral dawn]

saw this girl, 50x fatter than me and she called me fat like bro have you looked at yourself

[charred gust]

bro you got fat shamed by a fattie

lmfao

you're so down rn its insane

[umbral dawn]

and then when I squeeze her fucking marshmallow sized arms she tells im assaulting her

yeah fuck you too

🦐

[charred gust]

so you tried to prove a point but she got loud

typical

[umbral dawn]

real

average indian

Imma change my attitude

[charred gust]

but like fr how do you get fat shamed by a fattie

[umbral dawn]

idk

[charred gust]

she's prob a nerd too

[umbral dawn]

they took science

half the girls in my class took arts

or humanities

whatever

the science nerds in my school are so dumb, they think humanities is about painting

[charred gust]

those types of girls that are whales and say some shit like we don't want boys at the same time having a huge crush on that football type player

lmfao

[umbral dawn]

some bro told me "so you tryna become a painter? a topper like you "

like bro 😭

[charred gust]

movie football player type vibes

[umbral dawn]

real

that guy was fat and ugly too

the boards are my only way to shut em up

[charred gust]

thats actually 📠 tho they always think anything that has to do with arts is painting

[umbral dawn]

then they'll understand what an 'arts' student is

[umbral dawn]

literally dude

it's so dumb

even my 5th grade classmates knew more

☠️

[charred gust]

then u have those mfs who pick art thinking they'll become the next edm artist

[umbral dawn]

why you should buy hifi rush
reason 1:

[umbral dawn]

wtf

people that take arts in my school are either girls or intellectuals

the dumbasses take commerce

the really smart ones take science

[charred gust]

art class here was a joke from what my friends told me cuz my school didn't have it, they had some rusted up old pianos and the teacher only knew like 3 pieces

those generic ones like fur elise and the sort

[umbral dawn]

I took humanities and didnt take art

fuck that

I suck at art

[charred gust]

high school piano teacher try not to base your entire class on beethoven's pieces and forbid your students from playing anything else :

[umbral dawn]

imma buy a drum

or learn the guitar

the guitar would be better for popularity, but I prefer drums

[charred gust]

legit why is everyone obsessed with the generic shit when it comes to musical art

its the equivalent of everyone always choosing medium rare with steak

[umbral dawn]

this dude in my school, didnt know anything except for playing a guitar and in no time he was surrounded by girls

[charred gust]

people's herd behavior is just so fucking dumb its insane

[umbral dawn]

bro didnt even look that good, he was like a 6

[charred gust]

the guitar mfs are clowns

every fucking time

[umbral dawn]

I bought the guitar for TLOU

🦐

[charred gust]

type that only goes to school to pull girls with it

[umbral dawn]

legit

why do girls like guitar that much

I dont get it

[charred gust]

mf skips classes to sit in the cafeteria all day

[umbral dawn]

I'd love a girl that could play the drums

that'd be sick

[charred gust]

they feel how they're clowns when the girls say something like "oh well its time for class we gotta go"

[umbral dawn]

they're always hot too

[umbral dawn]

lmfao

nah fuck that, im learning gee-tar for myself

to play last of us songs

[charred gust]

bruh the worst thing from school i remember is that class guilt you have when you're still a dumbass

[umbral dawn]

obsessive fanboy

[umbral dawn]

I am literally the type that's gay

yknow like the dude in the class who's gay but actually straight

that's me

[charred gust]

like when you skip a class and have that guilt like "oh man they're studying and im not" and you get that shitty feeling in your stomach, then you realize later on how none of it matters in the long run and the only thing that matters is that you still globally prepare enough

[charred gust]

[umbral dawn]

I'm not even gay bro

[charred gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[umbral dawn]

I just touch balls

how's that gay

[charred gust]

you sound like the type of mf that is always last to cross the finish line in sports class

[umbral dawn]

my friend legit gets up on toilet seats and tries to get a peek

[charred gust]

you the type of mf to help the teachers collect the balls to compensate for your shitty grade

[umbral dawn]

bro's getting in all wrong

[charred gust]

wtf

[umbral dawn]

I'm the teacher's pet

[charred gust]

tell his parents

[umbral dawn]

[charred gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[umbral dawn]

he's just a dumbass so I let it pass

that dude is mad gay bro

[charred gust]

this is all so wrong

its insane

[umbral dawn]

he gives me flying kisses n shit

nahhh

creepy

[charred gust]

you sound like you're talking about yourself

[umbral dawn]

thats why I stay at home

😔

[charred gust]

and your friend is your alternate personality

[umbral dawn]

what the heck bro

nahh

not me

[charred gust]

yeah its definitely you

[umbral dawn]

gross

[charred gust]

seek help bro

this is what picking humanities does to a person

[umbral dawn]

real

but no it's not me

just a weird dude in class

[umbral dawn]

there's this other dude in my class, patrick batemen pfp, unsocial, you know the type?

[charred gust]

do u have those asshole teachers

yeah the type who wears a hoodie 24/7

[umbral dawn]

dude somehow got the fat girl that insulted me, bro was my best friend

[charred gust]

every day

and puts the hood on till the teacher tells them to take it off

[umbral dawn]

we got uniforms

he's the type that wears a mask

[charred gust]

[umbral dawn]

for no reason

[charred gust]

you say that like it's a W

lmfao

[umbral dawn]

just to hide his face

[umbral dawn]

it's an L

it's sad

[charred gust]

real

[umbral dawn]

bro can do better

[charred gust]

it's not even because she's fat

but like the fact that y'all are 16

it's like getting hooked early on

[umbral dawn]

exactly

he gets no women

[charred gust]

they're the type of mfs to introduce you to her parents

[umbral dawn]

just getting one was enough

[charred gust]

so you feel bad about dumping her

later on

[umbral dawn]

then there's the gayest dude in the class who gets the most bitches

that dude's a good friend of mine too

[charred gust]

gay guys get surrounded by girls, it's only natural

[umbral dawn]

bro isnt even gay

[charred gust]

publicly that is

[umbral dawn]

bro he tried to kiss me so idk

weird ass

he had a mask on, so no homo ig

[charred gust]

he probably is gay on the low

[umbral dawn]

real

blocking him now

he made my crush think I was gay

[charred gust]

like legit being surrounded by girls like that is the major red flag

[umbral dawn]

he has a girlfriend

real

[charred gust]

he probably gets pegged

[umbral dawn]

actual

[charred gust]

like legit thats the type of mf that will trash talk u behind ur back with those girl groups

they tell him about everything

[umbral dawn]

imma go shower

[charred gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[umbral dawn]

mfs in my class dont have that much experience

but then again

what would I know

they're not even my friends

they pretend.

[charred gust]

why is everyone in the world turning gay

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[umbral dawn]

I am not gay

[charred gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LRreShTggQ

this is gonna be one of the wwe games of all time

cant wait

[umbral dawn]

cant wait for the wwe game, hope there's wrestling in it!

[charred gust]

i also cant wait for the wwe game

definitely one of the games of 2023

[terse ingot]

man I have a love/hate relationship with dbd

sometimes it's so fun and sometimes it's so draining

[fleet gulch]

who would win, nehebkau or kratos?

[devout berry]

who

pls no Ragnarok spoilers

[fleet gulch]

just search the nehebkau on google, it's not related to ragnarok no worries

[remote needle]

A god killer versus a god

hmm

Wait

That ant no god

[fleet gulch]

dafuq you mean, look at those godly feet

[remote needle]

W snake

[fleet gulch]

so, who do you think wins?

[remote needle]

The Snake for having feet grippers

[fleet gulch]

I think Kratos finally met his match with Nehebkau

[remote needle]

I agree

[frail wind]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-egypt-pharaoh-pyramid-gif-7943520

[earnest shale]

ac origins

[grand frigate]

I HAVE IT ON STEAM

bought it twice, goated game

[fleet gulch]

Be on the lookout for the map I'm making 👀

[earnest shale]

that library is a W

I'm playing a plague tale requiem atm

[pseudo swallow]

Dont see og mw2

[grand frigate]

Masterpiece

[earnest shale]

fr fr

Its a shame that it runs at 30fps on ps5

[grand frigate]

Not a problem for pc, until the frame drops because of fire and rats

So uh mostly 60 fps

[earnest shale]

rats

[devout berry]

another console L

[devout berry]

@fossil sequoia is it like that on xbob too

[fossil sequoia]

Yeah

[devout berry]

yet another console L

[fossil sequoia]

Requiem went for fidelity

Over performance

[fossil sequoia]

Not a console L

Developer L

[devout berry]

both L

[fossil sequoia]

They chose to lock it at 30 in favour of visuals

[earnest shale]

its a dev L

[fossil sequoia]

That's an L on their behalf

[earnest shale]

looks amazing anyway

[devout berry]

imagine not handling quality and performance

[fossil sequoia]

It's not that it can't

[devout berry]

is metro exodus 60fps on the new consoles

[earnest shale]

I cant run a plague tale requiem on pc

[earnest shale]

yes

[fossil sequoia]

Series X is more than capable of looking stunning

[granite nacelle]

shitty pc

[fossil sequoia]

Yes.

[devout berry]

never liked that game

[earnest shale]

bro its the gpu's fault

[fossil sequoia]

And exodus looks stunning too

[devout berry]

rate make my skin shiver

rats

ack

[granite nacelle]

ok get a better one

[devout berry]

mobile

[granite nacelle]

[earnest shale]

I'm broke

[granite nacelle]

F

[devout berry]

is the game even gpu reliant

[earnest shale]

I mean

[devout berry]

most games nowadays eat your cpu and ram

[earnest shale]

it recommends a 3070

[devout berry]

while like taking 10 percent of gpu

[devout berry]

for?

[fossil sequoia]

Ngl

[devout berry]

1440p?

[earnest shale]

high/ultra

and uhh

I think 1440p

[devout berry]

then yeah

[fossil sequoia]

Requiem doesn't seem very well optimized

[devout berry]

lol

[fossil sequoia]

From my experience

[devout berry]

nothing is optimized nowadays look at forspoken

I hope Lies Of P won't be like that

[fossil sequoia]

It was a buggy and laggy mess

Like for real, I had so many bugs stop me from progressing

[devout berry]

it isn't open world is it

[earnest shale]

when there's tons of rats or too much fire the game framerate drops at 20

[fossil sequoia]

The performance was choppy all over the place

[earnest shale]

bloodborne would be proud

[fossil sequoia]

The rats 100%

Like

[devout berry]

booodborne running at 20fps when fire

[fossil sequoia]

They'd despawn right in front of me all the time

[devout berry]

if only they let bloodborne release on pc

[fossil sequoia]

I died so many times to invisible rats

[devout berry]

invisible rats

[fossil sequoia]

Yes

[earnest shale]

it literally drops at 10 fps when you beat a boss 😭

[devout berry]

INVISIBLE RATS

[fossil sequoia]

For real, Bloodborne was better optimized

[devout berry]

true

[earnest shale]

rookie mistake

[devout berry]

you mean skill issue

[fossil sequoia]

Bro

I n v i s i b l e

😭

[earnest shale]

[devout berry]

Imagine dying to invisible rats fr, just play blinded and you can see them

[earnest shale]

You can hear them fr fr

[devout berry]

fight the invisible by being invisible

real

[fossil sequoia]

Here's what I don't get about that game

Why

the fuck

can you not run when holding a torch

[devout berry]

leg

no way

💀

oh probably realism " torch turns off by wind "

[fossil sequoia]

The NPC's run with torches. But You the player? Nope.

[devout berry]

ok bs

😭

[fossil sequoia]

That fr annoyed me

[devout berry]

I hate rats

[earnest shale]

I get it when hugo or lucas are with you but you're right

[devout berry]

not the small ones tho

[earnest shale]

😭

[fossil sequoia]

Naw

Run while they run with you

Like tf

[devout berry]

I might give the first game a try

[fossil sequoia]

Hugo just needs to piggy back you

[devout berry]

I don't wanna get ratphobia

[fossil sequoia]

Lucas can keep up on his own

[earnest shale]

lil bro cant keep up

🗿

[fossil sequoia]

Lucas was a Real One

[devout berry]

I need more good horror games

[fossil sequoia]

I loved that little bastard

[devout berry]

last horror game i played was little nightmares 2

[fossil sequoia]

He was so helpful

[fossil sequoia]

Great game

[earnest shale]

You wont get it

but there's a surprise at the beginning of the first game

just saying

[devout berry]

I currently plan on getting monster hunter world before sale ends

[earnest shale]

[fossil sequoia]

Ew

[devout berry]

[fossil sequoia]

I love capcom but

[devout berry]

what's capcom

[fossil sequoia]

Monster hunter ain't it for me

[devout berry]

ah

they have nice fashion tho

[fossil sequoia]

Resident evil, DMC. Goated af

[devout berry]

the reason I wanna play

fashion

[fossil sequoia]

But

[devout berry]

fashionsouls running in my veins

[fossil sequoia]

Chasing a fucking monster around for 40 minutes then fighting it for 20 because it's stupidly tanky.

Then it runs away and you gotta search for it all over again and fight it some more

[devout berry]

I'll get it and become a edgelord

[fossil sequoia]

Too tedious and boring for me

I couldn't get into it

[devout berry]

the game isn't for solo

only fun with friends

[fossil sequoia]

I played with friends

Still sucked

[devout berry]

skill issue then

[fossil sequoia]

I don't enjoy a game

[devout berry]

it's ok

[fossil sequoia]

Okay so Skill issue

[earnest shale]

I dont enjoy rpgs anymore

except for elden ring

[fossil sequoia]

I do but MH is too tedious for me

[devout berry]

I had a burn out for a bit from all games

[devout berry]

waiting for that to go on sale

[earnest shale]

💯

[fossil sequoia]

An RPG I loved A LOT recently was

Tales Of Arise

But other RPG's lately haven't hit the spot

[fossil sequoia]

Like in general or just, The ones coming out lately have been bad?

[granite nacelle]

💪 goated game

[earnest shale]

I mean, I started to dislike them after elden ring

or maybe its ubisoft's fault

because I like assassins creed

But they turned the franchise into rpgs

and I feel I had a burn out of the genre

[fossil sequoia]

For real

And they kinda turned FarCry into an RPG a bit with New Dawn

[earnest shale]

and far cry 6 was so bad lol

[fossil sequoia]

Never even dared to buy it

[earnest shale]

I was thinking about it a few months ago, but then I watched a review and said "nevermind I dont want this crap"

[fossil sequoia]

I never even thought about it

[charred gust]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-white-seal-cute-adorable-seal-adorable-gif-17879744

this is what they need to make the next one about

[fossil sequoia]

I saw a video on the "melee takedowns" and thought they looked cool nut past that I didn't care

[granite nacelle]

true

[fossil sequoia]

No

They need to not make a next one

[charred gust]

https://tenor.com/view/y3ongi-dog-biting-crazy-gif-21033982

[fossil sequoia]

Ubisoft need to just stop

[fossil sequoia]

Not a bad wayyy
I just wouldn't trust ubisoft with our beloved sea puppies

[charred gust]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-seal-baby-seal-baikal-seal-attack-gif-24865084

[fossil sequoia]

Ubisoft need to

Release that Japanese Assassins Creed

Then stop making games period

I'm a weeb, I can't help but want that Japanese one. But after that they gotta stop

[charred gust]

gimme pop and sc remake and mirage

[fossil sequoia]

Ngl they REALLY missed the mark with Watchdogs though

Like

[charred gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[fossil sequoia]

future Neo-Tokyo would've been such a fucking banger of a setting

But no

[charred gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[fossil sequoia]

But they fucking chose London and also just made the game badly

[fossil sequoia]

Is that a bad reaction?

[charred gust]

legion was trash

[fossil sequoia]

It was

[charred gust]

even 2 dropped the ball for me

fucking yo-yo melee gun

[fossil sequoia]

But imagine what it could've been if it was set in Neo-Tokyo and was actually focused on and not just left to fester then released

[charred gust]

london is mid for anything that isnt vampyr

[granite nacelle]

true

[fossil sequoia]

With the Hacking theme of the game, A Neo-Tokyo setting seems perfect to me.

And facts.

wait

London in MW1 Campaign hit different

The 2019 MW1 of course.

[charred gust]

my game started radiating a stinky smell for some reason

when i got to that part

[fossil sequoia]

Bro

What are you trying to say about me

[devout berry]

stinky

[fossil sequoia]

@charred gust do we gotta fight?

[devout berry]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-grabs-drama-gif-13004419

gogogo

[charred gust]

you're from london ?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1066781728355667988/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[charred gust]

real

@fossil sequoia type of mf to say quid unironically

uk mfs are insane

[granite nacelle]

true

[devout berry]

uk mfs with their knives and US mfs with their guns

[charred gust]

antartica mfs :

https://tenor.com/view/seal-white-seal-cute-adorable-seal-adorable-gif-17879744

[remote needle]

British bones

Wooferton

Also who the hell is B.D cooper

[paper thicket]

that shit a file

[fossil sequoia]

I have a gun though-

[frail wind]

remember to file your taxes on time guv'nor

its 1am dont at me

[fossil sequoia]

Not from london but I'm British, And no, I'm more of the posh side so I say Pound(s)

[charred gust]

[fossil sequoia]

I say water very posh too lmao,

[frail wind]

you shop at poundland then?

[fossil sequoia]

Every time I meet people and they find out I'm british they always do the dumb "bottle of water" thing

Then I just say water how I normally do and they shut the fuck up real quick

[fossil sequoia]

No.

Why is that even question?

[frail wind]

[fossil sequoia]

Hmh?

[remote needle]

Wooferton

[charred gust]

bottl' of wotah

[charred gust]

because y'all are actual pounds

the british are like pokemons

from an outsider's perspective absolutely adorable

[fossil sequoia]

;-; Stop

I'm not cute or adorable

[charred gust]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-playing-snow-winter-gif-24306372

this is how we see you

[fossil sequoia]

Which one would I be to you?

[charred gust]

pikachu probably

[fossil sequoia]

So the cutest one there?

:c

[remote needle]

Wooferton

[charred gust]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-seal-baby-seal-baikal-seal-attack-gif-24865084

[fossil sequoia]

:c stopppp

You're lying to me

[charred gust]

okay, weirdo

[remote needle]

[fossil sequoia]

That's more like it.

[charred gust]

when are we playing bioshock 2 multiplayer

[remote needle]

W game btw

[fossil sequoia]

Wha

[earnest shale]

you should NOT play that

Bioshock 2 is a meh game

[remote needle]

Wait which bioshock has you kill kids

[earnest shale]

1

[fossil sequoia]

Did we even plan on playing Bioshock2?
@charred gust

[remote needle]

W game

[earnest shale]

I killed children on my first plathrough

lmfaoo

[remote needle]

Wooferton

[charred gust]

what

take that back rn

[charred gust]

no, we don't need to plan

https://tenor.com/view/seal-white-seal-cute-adorable-seal-adorable-gif-17879744

[fossil sequoia]

What about dead space 3?

[charred gust]

real

[devout berry]

foolish mortals

[charred gust]

we can play it once i get back home next week

[remote needle]

Speaking of gimmi a W game

[fossil sequoia]

You also need to get RoR2 and play with my girlfriend and I 👉👈

[earnest shale]

I WONT TAKE IT BACK

[charred gust]

also real

[earnest shale]

I LOVE BIOSHOCK 1 AND INFINITE

BUT 2 IS NOT MY TYPE

[charred gust]

say sike rn

[fossil sequoia]

Oh, Word. RE4

[earnest shale]

I WONT

[charred gust]

i dont have that picture of the uhhhhhhh

raccoon holding a gun

i lost it

[earnest shale]

the uhhh

rookie mistake

[remote needle]

W game I have started to get overhyped after saying I was not hyped I hate what I am

[fossil sequoia]

Hey

I understand

[earnest shale]

I even got the Bioshock Infinite's Platinum trophy

I am a sick man

[fossil sequoia]

RE4 Remake is a Hype Messiah

[remote needle]

👍🏽

[earnest shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-fuck-you-gif-23535457

[remote needle]

Wooferton

[fossil sequoia]

RE4 Remake is going to be the best game of 2023 to me

Nothing gon top it

[earnest shale]

we wont witness a game like Bioshock ever again

[remote needle]

Swear

[fossil sequoia]

Yeeeessss

I'm more excited to do that over Dead Space 3

[remote needle]

Res Revelations 2 with the homies

Only reason It has took years to finish is because I am still waiting on Mf's

[fossil sequoia]

Lmao erh

About that

[earnest shale]

we dont talk about re revelations 2

[remote needle]

Nah fuck off

[fossil sequoia]

In raid mode I have a cursed Chicago Typewriter that doesn't stop firing until it's out of ammo with a fire rate so high it sounds like the game crashed

[remote needle]

💀

[fossil sequoia]

Lmfao

I love it

[remote needle]

W gun

[charred gust]

[fossil sequoia]

👉👈

Once you press that trigger, It commits

[charred gust]

the sound of cancer

[fossil sequoia]

Gun fr sounds like a game crashing though

[devout berry]

game crash got sound effect? wow

[fossil sequoia]

Have you never heard a game crash make that sound? 💀

Do you even game? Tf

[devout berry]

I always alt f4

never heard a strange sound before

perhaps it's another console L

[fossil sequoia]

Girl. You give me brain damage

[devout berry]

you're welcome

[charred gust]

you're both weird

https://tenor.com/view/seal-fat-queen-bouncing-jumping-gif-16256577

[remote needle]

Wooferton

[remote needle]

Hey

[charred gust]

hi pug

[remote needle]

[charred gust]

bro that's u

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tiggle-fat-fatcat-chonk-gif-20269238

my bad thats u actually

[earnest shale]

YOU ARE NOT A SEAL???

L

[charred gust]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-rinaspixel-gif-20711321

also @normal crown

richie is basically every chonky thing to ever exist

he's so goated

also every chonky thing that exists in any digital thing ever

[earnest shale]

he's the re8's duke too??

[charred gust]

real

[stark oyster]

Bro did you see the morbius lego set

https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Marvel-Morales-Morbius-Building/dp/B0BBYDRXSY/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=1OJBQLYTR6YNB&keywords=morbius+lego+set&qid=1674895956&sprefix=morbius+lego%2Caps%2C104&sr=8-3

[honest crane]

💀

[stark oyster]

I'm gonna buy it

[honest crane]

25 bucks isn't a bad price tbh

[stark oyster]

Exactly

Gotta bust out the wallet

[charred gust]

@honest crane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4xv-13oeBM

https://tenor.com/view/forced-to-play-gif-20710116

back when devs actually innovated

shame they always gotta tie shit like this with their services

[honest crane]

Mid 2010s when devs actually cared

[remote needle]

[somber valve]

@devout berry welcome back to hell

how's the game going for ya

[somber valve]

fucking idiot

[devout berry]

some people just dont know twins can do that

so it makes it funny

when they realize they fucked up

[honest crane]

Poor dude lol

[somber valve]

no?