#šŸŽÆļø±other-games

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strange wadi
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i am asking for your professional opinion

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cuz maybe i can finally understand how trading works

vital vector
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You could give it a try again, yeah.

strange wadi
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bet

vital vector
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It's going to get a huge update in 2023, too.

strange wadi
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what is it about

vital vector
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New open world, paradoxes and such.

strange wadi
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oooooo

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Was gonna say that

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Paradoxes?

vital vector
strange wadi
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yes

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i like Warframe's story

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when i finished the last quest (before the new war was released)

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it was pure suffering

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I wanted to see what happens next

vital vector
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Alright, then I won't spoil anything. pepe_feelsGood

stiff patrol
strange wadi
stiff patrol
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We got many rooms

stiff patrol
strange wadi
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or the clan weapons feels_feelingevil

strange wadi
stiff patrol
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If not we are about to have him or can get him

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We have a fuck ton of research done

vital vector
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Reeling in more people.

stiff patrol
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Not much left to get I don’t think

stiff patrol
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Alpvia

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You know

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You should rejoin

strange wadi
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aight but i need platinum

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lots of platinum

stark oyster
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Bribe

manic hillBOT
stiff patrol
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Don’t we all

strange wadi
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so i can get new fuckers

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i only got 4 slos

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slots

stiff patrol
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How many are used?

strange wadi
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4

stiff patrol
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We can earn some

strange wadi
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If i recall correctly i had excal umbra volt rhino and limbo

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He's called rhino right?

stiff patrol
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Yes

strange wadi
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please tell me that's what he's called and I didn't just embarass myself troll_getout

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lesgo

harsh tree
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Are u guys warframing rn

manic hillBOT
strange wadi
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we should all crossplay

manic hillBOT
strange wadi
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back to back

devout berry
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@vital vector can you send the whar sticker

vital vector
stark oyster
devout berry
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ty

stiff patrol
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Omg are we building the clan again?

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Who wants to join everyone is welcome

strange wadi
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I'm gonna redownload the game then

stiff patrol
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Nice

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Lemme know once you got it

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@vital vector you gonna rejoin too?

strange wadi
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I'm gonna

stiff patrol
strange wadi
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Go do some youchewbing

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see what i missed out on

stiff patrol
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I should do the same

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Been a long while since I last loaded it up

stiff patrol
strange wadi
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it's been a year and a half for me i suppose

stiff patrol
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You missed much

harsh tree
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Thanks for the offer though

strange wadi
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doesn't matter

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become a big warframe guy

manic hillBOT
strange wadi
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hatrick

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@stiff patrol wtf do i look up on YouChewbe doe ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø

stiff patrol
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Hmmm

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I’m not super sure

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Better idea

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Go to their website

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And look at their blog posts over the last year

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See it summed up

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Or look for their de streams on YouTube

strange wadi
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i got it

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A beginner's guide ā€¼ļø

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Cuz I'm practically a beginner again

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And it'll have the new stuff i guess

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Plus they're entertaining

vital vector
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I'm still addicted to DRG and this semester's finals are coming up.

stiff patrol
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All good I got other games too

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Don’t need to be on all day everyday

dire ferry
pseudo swallow
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Almost 10k capspeepo_Prayge

stiff patrol
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@strange wadi how download

pseudo swallow
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Im just selling purified water and vegetables

strange wadi
strange wadi
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What'd you expect feels_fine

green jetty
manic hillBOT
stiff patrol
devout berry
digital wasp
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Yo, if anybody feels like doing something nice today, can someone grab me a free thing from Twitch Prime? Send me a DM and I'll point it out. I'd appreciate the hell outta you.

strange wadi
remote needle
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I can bet my Whole PC that I do not reach the minimal for Calisto Protocal

somber valve
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Salvation

remote needle
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I beg to differ

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I have the Cpu but not the Gpu 😦

somber valve
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No, salvation you don't have to play

dire cradle
stiff patrol
strange wadi
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still

stiff patrol
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Is it downloading?

strange wadi
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yea

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73 hours

steel scaffold
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No its not anywhere close to being good

grand frigate
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bit of a late answer, but appreciate your input

leaden orchid
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@pseudo swallow btw I realise what oyu meant earlier

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You got the Cap Collector perk right?

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That's good for buying and selling

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I just prefer getting charisma cus that also does the same (just not as well) while also unlocking further perks down the line

pseudo swallow
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Ooo

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I was confused cuz it looked the same

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Only got 1 point in there tho so no big loss

pseudo swallow
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I got 1 point in there but more points means he will help more frequently right?

manic hillBOT
pseudo swallow
leaden orchid
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I personally don't use him but he can be a clutch since (I think) he one shots those he shoots

pseudo swallow
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So far he came by few times and he 1 shotted after i shot so yes

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Enemy was already on lower hp

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Im going to kellog now btwcat_Smiel

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U know what that meansfeels_fine

remote needle
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Woofmelon

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Leon S. Kennedy

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Clair Redfeild

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Ada wong

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Chris Redfield

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Wesker

strange wadi
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dudeframe is downloading

lunar snow
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Microsoft is now battling 10 Sony fans in court

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Over cod

vernal crater
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the floodings

stark oyster
prisma cargo
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This was inevitable

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Kratos is catching bodies while atreus is catching bitches

somber valve
normal crown
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@normal crown feels_fine

harsh tree
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It’s funny how they frame them to be like semi evil but they’re the faction dedicated to killing the things that try to kill you all the time in the game

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Top notch Bethesda writing

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(Also the best chance for survival in the commonwealth)

stiff patrol
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@strange wadi

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How is

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Warframe going

stark oyster
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AussieGG on the Fallout 4 LETSFUCKINGO

upbeat whale
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its a really good game and you can easily get addicted

dire ferry
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should i buy sonic frontiers

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i got gow 2018

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and slender the arrival (mainly because its been on my wishlist for ages)

somber valve
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I haven't played frontiers but from what I heard it's fun and has a banger ost

dire ferry
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i thought everyone was gonna hate it but apparently its the best sonic game in ages

somber valve
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@normal crown you played yes?

fossil sequoia
honest crane
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Wtf is that tiny logo on the first one

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Oh nvm

normal crown
somber valve
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sonic frontiers

normal crown
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Haven’t played

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Alpha did though

somber valve
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bro

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you talking about the guy who shows up every 4 months

honest crane
somber valve
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alpha prodigy

honest crane
harsh tree
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Like after a while it just fucks with your sleep or something like that

honest crane
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Well that's great. Because I have these artificial lights strapped on to my desk and have them on almost all the time lol

harsh tree
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As long as you’re not blinding yourself

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Every morning I check my phone to see the time though

honest crane
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Nah. They're dimmed down when I go to bed

harsh tree
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And that shit is blinding

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Or at least used to be

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I now have a black background so it’s less irritating

honest crane
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But I do check my phone. That's way worse because it's 100% brightness

hollow vector
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my background is mostly black

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and its an oled

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so

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ez clpa

harsh tree
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Yeah I never have my phone at max brightness

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Gives me migraines

hollow vector
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i also have an always on display thats pretty dim to see the time

honest crane
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I use AMOLED mode for Discord so it won't irritate me as much

hollow vector
honest crane
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I have a very vibrant background lol

hollow vector
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amoled ghosts too much for me on discord

honest crane
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I only use AMOLED at night

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Pretty much the only time it serves its purpose

fossil sequoia
quasi prairie
strange wadi
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the ps4 is plugged into the UPS on restmode

somber valve
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@stark oyster @devout berry ran into a cheater

stark oyster
somber valve
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this just proves that

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no matter how many dashes i miss

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how many times i fuck up

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theres always someone willing to to use cheats cuz they are bad

dire cradle
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xd

somber valve
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i managed to grab them

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if they didn't insta escape ez

strange wadi
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@stiff patrol should i farm primes once warframe downloads or should i get the regular ones first feels_fine feels_fine feels_fine

dire cradle
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Regular first unless there's a prime about to be vaulted

stiff patrol
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I go after prime variant if there is one usually

strange wadi
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need the prime drip

stiff patrol
strange wadi
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There is wifi

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Electricity is what i don't got

somber valve
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@devout berry should I get slinger

devout berry
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how do you not have him

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he is free

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just get everyone

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that is free

somber valve
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I don't have him

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And no

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I don't see me being bored of wesker

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And if I do I can just play Oni

devout berry
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slinger is hard to play with, survivors fake a lot of stuff and you can miss a shot, but he is fun to play and dangerous around most loops

somber valve
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I played him on console

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But haven't played him since aim down change

devout berry
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yeah that one made him L

dire cradle
fleet gulch
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YOOOOOOO, I wanted to pick this game up for a while now

charred gust
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any tetris heads here

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@somber valve so like

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imagine a 4v1 game like DBD

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but instead of having a killer try to kill you its someone trying to tickle you

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and you have this tickle meter, if it gets full you lose

honest crane
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šŸ’€

devout berry
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sounds boring

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I like chasing and killing people, it's fun.

honest crane
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Killed by funny

charred gust
devout berry
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wtf noo

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don't pin that 😭

leaden orchid
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Sereia likes killing people

devout berry
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I do

green jetty
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I believe it.

manic hillBOT
dire cradle
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Free to keep from amazon prime

normal crown
earnest shale
honest crane
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More like drug addiction

harsh tree
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@merry igloo I dislike unitys parkour for the same reason I dislike a lot of dl2’s animations

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It just gets you stuck in animations with no way out of them

merry igloo
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Stuck?

harsh tree
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No back eject in the middle of animations, no animation canceling, no directional freedom the second you start the animation etc

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Unity overall removes a lot of player freedom the older AC games have

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In exchange for fancy looking animations

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You can’t even jump off a roof without forcing the game to do so

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imo brotherhood or revelations easily had the best parkour

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An unbelievable amount of player freedom was given

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And absolutely no hand holding

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It’s either you learned to get good at it or you died

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Unity still has much better parkour than origins-Valhalla though

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I wouldn’t expect much out of mirage’s parkour though, it’s made with the same engine as Valhalla

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Just a slight upgrade to make parkour probably a bit faster

merry igloo
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And YouTube

harsh tree
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I’d have to go into the game myself to show you

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Most parkour videos of AC Unity are heavily choreographed

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Let’s say you’re climbing up a wall

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The wall is 10 feet tall

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In past AC games you’d be able to jump out of that animation at any point

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In Unity you can only leave that animation at like 9-10 feet

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Basically when Arno is already grabbing the ledge

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The game also just looks and feels really clunky if you don’t choreograph your parkour lines

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Arno constantly stops himself for a split second before jumping to places

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He adjusts himself and you can’t move during that animation etc etc

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My issue with unity’s parkour is that it looks fancy but has no real substance whatsoever

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Like a golden poo

earnest shale
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real

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you just went jpik mode for a few minutes

harsh tree
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Nah jpik heavily disagrees with me about Unity lol

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He really likes the parkour

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I think it’s very mediocre

earnest shale
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I mean, its cool

harsh tree
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It’s serviceable

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But nowhere near the best parkour system in the AC series

earnest shale
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mmmm

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What's the best parkour system for you?

harsh tree
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I’d say it goes like this (best to worst)

AC2-revelations
AC3
AC1
AC4/Rogue
AC Unity
AC syndicate
AC origins-Valhalla

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In regards to the parkour system

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And also how the worlds are built for their parkour systems

earnest shale
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Yeah, valhalla, odyssey and origins are the worst for parkour

harsh tree
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Actually swap Unity and AC4

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In their placements

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Unity has a better city and world for parkour

charred gust
stable crown
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Wait huh

charred gust
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mainly because you have that smooth transition but its more refined

harsh tree
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Yeah 4 and rogue just don’t have maps that are built for parkour unfortunately

stable crown
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Origins having better parkour than Unity?

harsh tree
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They’re built to look really nice and cinematic

manic hillBOT
charred gust
stable crown
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The RPG trilogy has the worst parkour imo by far

harsh tree
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Origins isn’t terrible but there’s few areas where you can really delve deep into the parkour

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I think if they really refine it with mirage that system has a chance to be good

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Especially since it’ll be in a very compact middle eastern city

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Flat rooftops, many ledges and windows etc

stable crown
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admittedly I never finished Origins, but from what I played the parkour there was just extremely basic

merry igloo
honest crane
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@charred gust did you know that Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty is coming to game pass? Well. If you have game pass of course

stable crown
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Not only in the mechanics itself but even the animations were all boring

stable crown
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It was just you jumping from ledge to ledge

honest crane
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It's coming on March the 3rd

charred gust
# stable crown admittedly I never finished Origins, but from what I played the parkour there wa...

i like how it flows, like @harsh tree was saying when i replayed unity one of the main things that struck me immediately was how arno would just freeze mid climb or you'll find yourself in one of those awkward spots where he isn't really doing anything, you gotta let go of the stick then move again to force him to do something, also how the game doesnt let you make certain jumps (admittedly cuz you lose 80% of your health but still, let me do it since it'll just regen automatically), also the directional jumping sometimes works and sometimes won't, the thing about that game is it had those goated animations so you look past those issues as a first time experience

harsh tree
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I definitely think that unity’s parkour is the smoothest when you find a good route to make it work in though

charred gust
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in the modern trilogy tho after having played them again not from a first time experience the parkour just flows, it just works

harsh tree
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It’s just that in actual gameplay it’s not refined enough

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Unity probably needed a few more months to get everything down

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It had an insane amount of potential, especially with how much it delved into the assassin aspect of assassins creed

charred gust
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mirage needs to keep those stylish animations and just make it flow better

harsh tree
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Agreed

charred gust
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make it so that your character doesn't get frozen randomly, also make it so that you can do anything and always be on the move

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just no awkward stops

harsh tree
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AC2-revelations worked back then because super fancy animations weren’t prioritized but those kind of animations would look super weird in a modern game

charred gust
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its very apparent for me when climbing the pyramids, its like the ultimate test for that and it works so well

harsh tree
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Here’s hoping mirage can do it

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I’m excited for mirage regardless though, I’m just glad we’re finally playing as an assassin again

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And basim is a cool character with a cool connection to the creed and the isu

charred gust
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i wanna see what they do with the world

harsh tree
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It’ll be Baghdad and the surrounding areas iirc

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A lot smaller than the recent Ac games

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Which is why they’re selling it for $50

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Honestly a win in my books though, cheaper game for less grind

charred gust
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the AC1 environment was the strongest point of that game, those inner cities with the markets / bazaars, the old castles, the country areas with the farmers and the poor people, that reminder that throughout times there's that hierarchy

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if they can nail that aspect again but do it in 4K and have it look stunning its a W in my book

charred gust
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the level 🧢 garbage doesnt belong in AC, never did

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doesnt belong in any of ubisoft's franchises for that matter, far cry especially too

harsh tree
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imo Unity was the right amount of rpg that belongs in an AC game

charred gust
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leave games where you have to go grind 10 side quests to get to the recommended level to play 1 main story mission to other franchises that were built around it, don't introduce it into franchises that were never about that

harsh tree
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Gear that facilitates different play styles, wide range of assassin weapons you can choose from etc

charred gust
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games like Unity / GOW / Middle Earth are the standard for what a NON BLOATED rpg should be like

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even the RDR games

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they're games that are on their own league in terms of their own RPG formula that i wouldn't even call them RPGS cuz i feel like that puts a stain on them

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middle earth especially is goated because out of those 2 i listed it's the one that took a deep dive into the formula the most and they still managed to make it work and not feel like a grind

harsh tree
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Origins-Valhalla (especially odyssey) suffer from trying to be like an mmo even though it’s single player

charred gust
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like if it's your first time playing and you're enjoying the game overall for whatever reason you'll not even realize it and your view of the game will not be affected by it, it's when you play 4 games like that then you find a new one that also follows the formula

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then it's just like peepo_sleep

stable crown
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I actually hated how Origins basically forced you to do their shitty side quests if you wanted to play the main mission

charred gust
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real

stable crown
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Because of how high level these missions were

earnest shale
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I almost die

charred gust
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the level 🧢 is r3tarded, 2 levels below the recommended level ? yeah you can do this mission and kill the enemies in a still acceptable number of hits, 3 levels or more ? you do 20 damage and then can insta kill you

stable crown
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True

charred gust
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the worst vibe in a game is starting a mission, getting to that point where you need to kill someone and then you realize you just can't do it and gotta abandon it, go grind side quests then come back

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that's literally a gamer killer right there, i don't have the time to do the shitty side quests that are all "This character wants something from this guy, go here kill this person grab the item and run back" for 2 fucking hours

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just to do 1 fucking main quest

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in a 40 hour game

stable crown
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Like bro I didn't buy the game to complete 40 fetch quests in a row just to be able to have fun in the main story

charred gust
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like bro stop selling me grind simulator games that people who have 5 games in their track record enjoy

stable crown
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I mean I actually like grinding games but only when it's my choice

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When they force me to do it and I can't do it in my own pace than fuck taht

charred gust
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they're literally games i used to enjoy when i was 12 because i didn't know any better and my scope of games was so narrow that i didn't know how to realize it's a shitty system

stable crown
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If I pay 60$ for a game I should be able to just B line the main story with without having to do side content

charred gust
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already played 500 games before it that werent any different in the sense that your game is just a reskin using the same fundamental system

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it's why i actually do side quests in games like gow or RDR2 and 100% them

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they're ACTUALLY different, it's not just a copy pasted 8 hour game that's actually 40 hours because of forced level capping and shitty copy pasted side quests

stable crown
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GoW had fantastic side quest

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They felt significant

charred gust
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real

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(same with ragnarok not gonna go into it for spoilers)

stable crown
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I mean shit even if the gameplay was repetetive (which it wasn't) the side quests at least had a story to tell

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CDPR and Santa Monica know how to make good side content

charred gust
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i always found that games who have gameplay that's innovative on its own won't get boring at all throughout the game, like you're playing something new, it's not like when you're playing something thats just generic and has been done many times before, this is especially the case with generic RPG games

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oh and games that tell you how much damage you do to enemies

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65 damage

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200 damage

earnest shale
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ac odyssey = 45688 damage

leaden orchid
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DL2 sorta suffers from the level gating but it's not so bad since it caps at 6 before postgame / NG+

remote needle
leaden orchid
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It's fucking annoying that you won't find anything past level 6 for weapons before that tho

remote needle
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I got it for Ac3

terse forge
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I think a great example of good side quests is also Batman Arkham Knight

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Or any of the Arkham games honestly

honest crane
honest creek
leaden orchid
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Real

earnest shale
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I mean

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What will he do as an AI

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More Death Stranding games???peepo_think

honest crane
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Do a whole remake series on MGS in a blink of an eye

earnest shale
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āœ…

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Possibly possible

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but what conscious will people transfer?

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Because if you want a Kojima in its prime you are screwed

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are you a philosopher now

charred gust
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you'll never be able to replicate how someone really thinks

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that's 🧢

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nah those algorithms only work with what you give them

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if you were to just describe the general overview of what you want they'd get it wrong every time

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whens his 170 debut

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im waiting for jon's fight against ngannou

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it was supposed to be done in UFC 282 but ngannou wasn't ready apparently

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🧢

honest crane
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ESPN?

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Oh

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Who pays for Hulu these days

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I would rather get Apple TV+ than Hulu

stark oyster
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Who pays for Netflix troll_lolez

honest crane
stark oyster
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Chad

honest crane
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Only services I pay for is Google One and Game Pass

stark oyster
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It could be worse with Netflix cracking down on password sharing OMEGALUL

charred gust
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el camino

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even tho its not on netflix

stark oyster
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Knew bro would say that RisitasLaugh

charred gust
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actually it is there

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nvm

stark oyster
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Like 75% of the content of Netflix is just ass

charred gust
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scarface

honest crane
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HBO Max

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True

charred gust
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ill never understand F1 / nascar / any motorsport enjoyers

honest crane
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Zigzag shows

charred gust
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Car 17 took over Car 15, wow!

honest crane
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I never watch F1

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At least more interesting stuff happens than just trying to catch up with speedy cars

charred gust
honest crane
charred gust
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there's actually a build up to a goal in those types of sports

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motorsports are literally just who can make turns better and not die

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yeah i know how dangerous they are, the halos were a nice addition

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sounds like a skill issue to me

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i used to do that stuff 24/7 in motogp 08 on the ps2, i had none of those issues

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these cringe ass mfs always get their ass kicked at the end

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and its satisfying to see

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like bro you won either be modest about it or prepare to get shit on later

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he's in lightweight ?

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yeah he has no chance lmfao

manic hillBOT
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@wet sphinx got šŸŽ Present!

honest crane
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Always these clout chasers I swear

charred gust
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its always some not even in top 15 clowns chasing clout trying to be the next conor

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like if you're trying to get the 12 year old fanbase go for it but i'm pretty sure you gotta be atleast 18 to convince your parents of taking you to a UFC event

honest crane
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Sometimes it's not worth going to these events

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There's always some crazy shit happening

charred gust
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^

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literally what i always tell people

honest crane
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1000 BUCKS FOR A TICKET?

charred gust
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it's one of those things you experience once just to see what its like then you realize you wasted your money & time

honest crane
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It'll finally get interesting when he fights KSI. Someone that isn't over 40 fucking years old

charred gust
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bro on a 100% serious note

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people who go to live events are like part of the show themselves at this point

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like they're the necessary clowns that hype it up for us people who stream it

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we need that background noise and they're there to provide it

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mfs pay 200$+ for the ticket and then do the job of providing audio for us

honest crane
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While we here pay 10 bucks at home lol

charred gust
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same

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if you pay for youtuber boxing fights you're a clown

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plain and simple

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its funny you bring it up cuz everyone has that basic bitch take of trying to give you shit for pirating it

remote needle
#

Who has never pirated?

charred gust
#

what the r3tards don't realize is theres platforms where you're not even pirating it, like caracal for example, or even a guy streaming it on discord

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like yeah i'm watching an event on caracal, a watch party site and the guy is streaming an event, i have no idea whether he has paid for it or not and it doesn't concern me as far as the site's concerned, what's your argument against me in trying to say i'm pirating it ?

#

literally that's how you make the copyright infringement tards get a brain freeze

#

the fact of the matter in today's world is everyone's a pirate one way or another, people just act hypocritical and try to mask it

#

you just gotta know how to confront the dumbasses who try to give you shit about it

#

wtf, for real ?

#

i thought the US was also one of the countries who didn't care

remote needle
#

The US cares unless you have a VPN

charred gust
#

altho i guess it makes sense since most of the streaming services are based there so they'd want the majority of the population to pay for them

remote needle
#

My dad has a full Plex thing of Movies and show's

charred gust
#

the US would love for everyone to be having 1000$ worth of subs being taken off each month

remote needle
#

I just got done watching South park on it

charred gust
#

amazon prime, netflix, hulu+, hbo max, disney+, game pass ultimate, spotify premium, google one, apple tv

charred gust
#

these tards for example

remote needle
#

Bro

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Either way

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It ant me

#

AY AY AY

charred gust
#

like bro the fact that these companies are trying to mass push this idea of if you download our media you're committing piracy is r3tarded

remote needle
#

I'd rather spend money to Watch for 1 mouth than pirate 1000 video's

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And I messed up so many times there

charred gust
#

its like imagine if you had to use xcloud or stadia to play games in the sense that you had to stream it, that's literally what the movie / show industry does with those subs

remote needle
charred gust
#

its proven even further because services like prime video for example or even spotify will BS you with offline content distribution

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like they'll download an encrypted version of the file to your phone right

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but not the actual mp4 or mp3 itself

normal crown
#

Can i run dying light games with rtx 3050 4gb?

remote needle
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GOD DAMN

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It may just be cause mine sucks

charred gust
#

they know there's a group of people who know the BS they're pulling but they wanna play on the fact that the majority doesnt

remote needle
#

Yea

normal crown
#

I played it on gfn before

remote needle
#

Bro that's gonna be me if I don't stop making jokes

charred gust
#

i feel the pain of iphone users lmfao

remote needle
charred gust
#

being an iphone user is like playing a racing game with full assists

#

they literally don't let you do shit and assume you're a dumbass

remote needle
#

I forgot how to use an Iphone

#

That's how long I have been runnin android

#

FBI gone think Ima terrorist

charred gust
#

Android : Have a 1 TB sd card of your songs in any format you want (mp3, ogg wav or whatever), same with movies and shows
Iphone : Pay for streaming services and be forced to play the "offline" content from our services!

remote needle
#

The Pixel 1 sucks but the Pixel 6 is fully different(I hope I spelled that right)

charred gust
#

it goes back to my point of these companies wanting to turn everyone into brainless dumbass zombies who don't know how shit really works and do what they're told

remote needle
#

Like dog's but dummer

charred gust
#

i don't have an iphone but i know people who do and i've used their phones just to see what they're like, they're actual trash fr

remote needle
#

My dog's are smart asf

charred gust
#

the last time i deemed an iphone usable was when a friend of mine had a 4s that you can jailbreak

remote needle
charred gust
#

they lock shit down so much that its insane, its the equivalent of what microsoft tries to do with each new windows release, let's treat everyone like 50 year old boomers who can't use tech and restrict you from using some of the basic functions in every device from 2005!

remote needle
#

Bro I have no idea you could jailbreak on IOS

manic hillBOT
charred gust
#

like the fact that you cant just transfer a simple mp3 file onto your phone and play it is insane, same with an mp4

#

i get that you're expecting people to either use your shitty services that you force them to pay monthly for or you'll go bankrupt (and that works in making you multi billionaire companies but like bro people need to be smarter)

remote needle
#

OooOh

#

Windows 11 could be better windows 10 is better than 11 because you have more freedom

charred gust
#

i legit couldn't use an iphone as my daily device

#

it's a shitty toy to make calls

#

like step into even the most basic functionality you'd want and it's just peepo_sleep

#

iphones are meant to be used with subs for literally everything you want, since the content is all just streamed, it's the perfect embodiment of where corporate america wants to direct digital media consumption moving forward

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people not realizing they're being sold mp3's and mp4's bundled into a nice looking UI for an app and charged 9.99$ a month for it

#

they probably had to jump through hoops to get it pushed on the app store

#

you come to our offices offering a free alternative to these paid subs that we get billions of dollars from ?

honest crane
#

I feel terrible for the people in North Korea with how they handle their own Internet service

remote needle
#

Next thing you know they are going to be enforcing Hair laws

honest crane
#

Should be fucking illegal for how shit it is

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And restrictive

remote needle
#

šŸ’€

charred gust
remote needle
#

Well shit

charred gust
#

like how do they live there

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lmfao

remote needle
#

When North Korea fall' s

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Russia is bound too

honest crane
#

I would kill myself no joke

remote needle
#

Let's make a deal

honest crane
#

It's like living in hell before you die

remote needle
#

You can't kill youself before I kill myself

charred gust
#

bro charge your phone

charred gust
honest crane
#

Charge your phone bruv

remote needle
#

What do yah think about Iphone user's who just use Siri for everything

honest crane
#

...huh?

#

Aight. Then my family is joining me

remote needle
#

Oh yeah -100 Rep

remote needle
honest crane
#

No one's living in that shit hole

#

Give me a few examples

remote needle
#

"Ima wear my hair out today" North Korea says" -100000 Rep"

charred gust
#

like legit

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they could make a great netflix show about the struggle of some student there

#

if you're born in NK your lifegoal is to get out of there

remote needle
#

You can't leave if your Born there

honest crane
#

Welp. In total. About 300k of these mfs escaped

remote needle
#

Not legally

honest crane
remote needle
#

WW3

honest crane
#

I don't understand why no one is taking action to this

#

It's like watching the leftover concentration camps still do their job after a war without any guilt

remote needle
#

Once North Korea fall's I wanna meet one who hasn't fallen to propopganda

charred gust
#

also how it would be hypocritical considering they're all about a free country

#

like kim jong un and long before him his father all spread propaganda and use force to make it so that everyone in the country loves him

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like you know how everytime you see a video of the people living there they're all glad to see him and wanna suck his dick

manic hillBOT
charred gust
#

they make sure that's the image we outsiders see so we can't say these guys are being oppressed and hate living there

honest crane
#

Oh

charred gust
#

its the oldest trick in the book, make everyone smile for the cameras so you can't say they're not happy

honest crane
#

Soulless pricks..

manic hillBOT
charred gust
#

like i can guarantee you in their actual homes they're thinking about suicide 24/7

#

unless they're genuinely brainwashed that much

honest crane
#

No shit

#

They're probably drugged and see colors to not think of sadness whatsoever

remote needle
charred gust
#

if they hear you talking shit they kidnap you beat you up and then put you back there

#

sad souls literally live their entire lives pretending

remote needle
#

Wtf even is the Snowflake

#

I don't open my mouth

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To smile

#

Who does anymore?

honest crane
#

It's creepy innit?

#

Have you seen the movie Smile lol

#

Perfect example

#

God damnit lol

manic hillBOT
remote needle
#

Minecraft Piglins are just GoldDiggers

charred gust
remote needle
charred gust
#

wanker!

#

thats the word

#

why is that banned

remote needle
#

For some reason americans can't say it

#

I don't know why

#

I got white dad from Britan land

manic hillBOT
upper bramble
charred gust
#

i love how the orcs in the middle earth games use maggot like it's the N word

honest crane
#

You little midgets

charred gust
#

i swear if you had urban dictionary in the middle earth universe it would be a word you'd get canceled for using randomly

#

lmfao

charred gust
upper bramble
honest crane
#

Bro

manic hillBOT
upper bramble
#

What

charred gust
honest crane
#

Shitow

charred gust
#

with the echoing that happens when they confront u

remote needle
honest crane
upper bramble
#

Shitdar

honest crane
#

Dishoes

#

No more Dishonored

upper bramble
honest crane
upper bramble
#

Thanks mr bitchless

honest crane
remote needle
upper bramble
remote needle
#

He didn't get any either

honest crane
upper bramble
honest crane
upper bramble
#

Because if so, I already did her

honest crane
#

You're dirty for that one

upper bramble
honest crane
#

Oh shit I slapped Dishonored out of your pfp

upper bramble
honest crane
#

Lol

upper bramble
honest crane
#

Hush, it's my time to shine motherfucker

honest crane
remote needle
honest crane
#

I know a perfect quote for that

manic hillBOT
remote needle
#

Oh shit

honest crane
#

Since you get bitches. They're probably gay. Studies have shown that 1/3 couples are gay. It's not me. And not him. Must be you

remote needle
#

I am not gay

#

I swear

stark oyster
#

@honest crane dishonored feels_fine

honest crane
#

Dishonored crack

#

Give it all to me. I've finished the series with a smile and a tear

#

Now to complete every game on the hardest difficulties

stark oyster
#

Death of the outsider was a weird one

#

1 & 2 were fire though

honest crane
#

The ending needed a bit more work imo

#

Or more so. The second half of the game

#

Kinda felt rushed?

#

Hopefully they make it up in the 4th game if they'll ever make one. Even though

#

||the outsider pretty much dies if you choose so between the 2 choices you're given||

#

What's more to it then

stark oyster
#

Deathloop is kinda like Dishonored I didn't play it too much though

honest crane
#

I haven't finished it

#

Deathloop is hard lol

#

If you die. You start all over. So annoying

stark oyster
#

Deathloop didn't really grab my attention

honest crane
#

You don't even get like proper checkpoints

#

Killed a big target but you died? Gotta kill them again to catch up

#

The concept is cool. I'll give them that. But man it needs a lot of work lol

stark oyster
#

It wasn't really too fun to me feels_Shrug

honest crane
#

Same

somber valve
#

Ok my turn

stark oyster
#

A mimir

somber valve
#

Bro really said šŸ›Œ

dire cradle
#

Lol

broken lodge
#

@somber valve fuck

somber valve
#

Bro what the fuck did you do

broken lodge
#

Idk but I like

#

Got them both in 20 pulls

somber valve
#

Do you even have Vergil

broken lodge
#

40 pulls only

#

I don't lmfao

somber valve
#

I mean ayato

#

Wack

broken lodge
#

What I do have is uh

somber valve
#

You can't lie,he do judgemt cut

broken lodge
#

There goes my luck for the new year

somber valve
#

Almost every genshin character does a Vergil move

#

Wack

broken lodge
#

Lmao

#

Ei with her charged during burst

somber valve
#

Keqing ult

quasi prairie
#

Name a better game than spider man.

honest crane
#

Metro Exodus

broken lodge
somber valve
somber valve
stark oyster
#

Lemme see

somber valve
#

also does judgment cut

honest crane
manic hillBOT
stark oyster
fleet gulch
#

Thank you cat_Smiel

somber valve
fleet gulch
#

Loving the wink

stark oyster
#

Not sure why she does it

stark oyster
somber valve
#

franks and eruption with call of brine it is

fleet gulch
honest crane
#

I love that

stark oyster
fallen shard
#

Nice. Yesterday I got this car before I went to Poland.

quasi prairie
#

Cyberpunk players:

manic hillBOT
somber valve
devout berry
#

@somber valve

#

guess what

somber valve
#

que

devout berry
#

scara is like me

#

he just like me fr

somber valve
#

motherless

devout berry
#

we got the same personality

devout berry
somber valve
#

bro??

devout berry
#

he just like me fr

#

we both love looking down on trash

somber valve
#

ok now that you mention it

#

also does your game also take 22 years to load

devout berry
#

dbd or genshin

somber valve
#

genshin

devout berry
#

only when its unpacking updates

somber valve
#

huh

devout berry
#

other than that no, i have it on ssd

somber valve
#

do you have your graphics and shit on max

devout berry
#

yes

somber valve
#

oh that might be why

devout berry
somber valve
#

i had removed it from my c drive

#

forgot

devout berry
#

idk what most settings are for

somber valve
#

and placed it on my other disk

devout berry
#

i just set everything high

devout berry
somber valve
#

well i needed the space

devout berry
#

get another ssd

somber valve
#

yes thats the idea

devout berry
#

they are really cheap nowadays

manic hillBOT
devout berry
#

snatch one on christmas sale

somber valve
#

buy your own shit

#

jesus

#

2 tb ssd 189€

somber valve
#

nah something aint right

#

256 gb ssd 76€

devout berry
#

i got a 1tb m2 for 93USD

#

euros are scam

somber valve
#

translate if you want

manic hillBOT
devout berry
#

tb

#

you dont need that

#

just get 1tb

somber valve
#

wrong

devout berry
#

external

#

ah

somber valve
#

YO WTF

stark oyster
somber valve
devout berry
#

what the fuck

#

are you looking on ebay or somethin

somber valve
#

worten

stark oyster
#

Tf

devout berry
#

look on amazon

somber valve
#

bro this shit

#

deadge

stark oyster
manic hillBOT
somber valve
#

1 tb 82€

#

but its not external

devout berry
#

m.2?

#

yeah just get one

#

unless your cringe mobo doesnt have a slot

somber valve
#

ion if i got money i can't use my own fucking card

#

THERES ONLY ONE IN STOCK

#

@devout berry

#

58€

devout berry
#

looks like scam

somber valve
#

cheapest one

#

i literally

devout berry
#

those will die in less than 4 months

somber valve
#

bro i can't understand this in my native language

manic hillBOT
somber valve
#

deadass i understand more english than my native language

pseudo swallow
#

Cuz English is a global language

stark oyster
pseudo swallow
#

Its spoken everywhere

stark oyster
#

Top right in settings I believe

hollow vector
#

why do you guys want an external

tame light
#

You can buy a 3TB Western digital hdd for 83€

hollow vector
#

they want ssd's

devout berry
#

who would want that

tame light
#

I found a Kingston M.2 ssd for 130€

#

2tb

devout berry
#

I have one from Agi, good company for making ssds

#

cheap ones

#

got my 1tb for 92USD

honest crane
#

I see them literally everywhere on any tech website I go to for a new SSD

somber valve
#

@devout berry i deadass thought they changed the va for ayato

#

i dont remember last time i heard him

#

god why can't we just skip dialogue

devout berry
#

idot

dire cradle
stiff patrol
devout berry
#

can't wait for it

charred gust
fallen shard
#

This looks good.

grand frigate
fallen shard
#

And yes I'm really using light discord theme.

normal crown
dire cradle
fleet gulch
#

Next game is Dishonored

jagged lava
#

been wanting to try the actual full game

dire cradle
#

:D

dire cradle
pseudo swallow
#

Still waiting for horizon dlc

fleet gulch
#

might be 2

#

just know that next is gonna be a dishonored game

jagged lava
#

that would be pog

dire cradle
#

True

devout berry
somber valve
#

@devout berry i refuse to do the inazume event cuz i know the dialogue will make me wanna stop playing

#

šŸ›Œ

dire cradle
somber valve
#

I LITERALLY DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS

dire cradle
#

xd

#

It's either you mash the skip button or use auto play and do something else during...

#

I normally do the former but some friends do the latter

dire cradle
#

Xd

somber valve
#

where skip button

dire cradle
#

You can't skip everything, naturally...

#

But it's X for me

somber valve
#

tof has a skip button

dire cradle
#

:o

somber valve
#

Test of courage

somber valve
#

@devout berry

#

20€

honest crane
#

WHAT

somber valve
#

Listen... I know a guy...

honest crane
#

Bro when I find this shit it goes up for at least 90 bucks

somber valve
honest crane
somber valve
#

Gl bro he lives here

devout berry
#

@somber valvejust owned a wesker

normal crown
#

Im playing TLOU2 and ||Jesse got capped||

honest crane
#

@charred gust this describes every twat in every way of stupidly arguing to you in different communications

devout berry
#

youtube meme

honest crane
#

How the fuck did you know

devout berry
#

i am inside your walls

honest crane
#

I am inside you

harsh tree
#

I like borderlands šŸ‘

fleet gulch
#

Borderlands is great

honest crane
#

Tales of the Borderlands probably disappointed the fuck out of you then

terse forge
honest crane
#

New one

#

Didn't know there even was a old one lol

terse forge
#

I remember having pretty fond memories of the original

steel scaffold
#

The 1st one wss in like 2015ish

#

It was really good

#

New one is straight balls

#

But since telltale shut down they weren’t able to make a sequel so 2k decided to fuck it up regardless

upper bramble
#

Im 2 hours into red dead redemption 2 and it’s boring asf, literally cowboy simulator.

honest crane
#

When you meet a LGBTQ protestor that hates on games like GTA V. Make yourself feel better and look at this image

charred gust
honest crane
#

Ikr

remote needle
#

Welp I am finna play Res revelations 2

#

Again

#

I am waiting on someone

#

So I can beat it with them

honest crane
#

Satire moment

earnest shale
#

funny sentence

upper bramble
#

Sue me

upper bramble
upper bramble
remote needle
#

The Reason I don't like it is because

#

Cutscene

#

I beat Gta earlier

#

Yea

#

Also San adreas

#

I would replay it

#

But I don't feel like it

earnest shale
remote needle
#

Damn