#⭐︱general
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He is unc
@pseudo kettle i miss you grandpa
VERY good
this is lord john one of the moderators
Quill's the 2nd
BEHAVE
I love that Double Tap is just shitting on Gen Z. 
:This is lord John one of the moderators
: 🫃
i rather have mercenaries sadly
wha
"behave"
Laughs behind the cam
Its way better than mercenaries
Also Rosario Dawson
As a gen z I find shitting on gen z funny
Same
There’s 2 different types of Gen Z’s
Do you have that Patrick drooling or pepe one
oh ok thats ok
are you going to beat all the stages or no
ofc
Thats Alpha
this is not gen z
Its close enough
it is nowhere close enough 💔
Like late gen z

Hey Jin got something funny you should see
Melting down guns to make peace necklaces. 
YAAAAA
pogfish, what a classic
ye
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Ep 39
When is when maki's becomes a baddie
S3 
........🫠
Oh...
Let’s not say this when we get into adult hood
I had to get it
She has an upgrade
"Crisis actor."
"She has terrible judgement, she married me."
let me know how it goes
Episode 51 if you want exact
Im.saving this,thx amigo
Is this where toji meets his son?.!?
Yes!
Hey Emi I preordered Lego Batman
Can’t play it until the 19th
That's so long 😭
I also can’t wait till the 19th
I just bought a game to waist time
Two Tallahassees and Two Columbus's
Two Wichitas please.
hi tac
Yes disgusting bug lady
lol nooo
Rosario Dawson as a cowgirl. 
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/e/e8/TheNewParish.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091011212359 do you remember this campaign from l4d 2
tac
Yeah why
did you like it or no i feel like its kind of ok
the bridge is kind of annoying aka the finale
Thought it was thragg... imma name this one throgg
It’s alright I haven’t played it in a long time I barely remember
Not the fucking Portishead mention 
It is him
But young
Before moustache
Now THATS throgg
Is anyone getting stranger than heaven
"THROGG SMASH!"
“THROGG KILL PUNY HUMANS ARUGHHHHHHHH!”
@earnest juniper
Viltrushoes are laced
Viltrumites on urath
"RAHHHHHHH THROGG MAD!!"
I was playing a game and my Xbox shut itself off saying it was overheating
Asian Lawan was funny as hell, China, never change.
War never changes
im bad im bad 👹👹👹
God dam it
https://open.spotify.com/track/5LxvwujISqiB8vpRYv887S?si=x3-FFHNMRa2Q2N_gswidVw
mind you he was 11 YEARS OLD
Howdy doody
Good
Give her some vanilla cake
She'd probably sniff it and leave
Rip
Amazing
Bro i had chills
He is his uncle reeincarnated
My fav song from him is dirty diana and earth song
Its so powerful
Fr
Joe Jackson live reaction
Dirty Diana is so good
Ye
https://open.spotify.com/track/4aTYZL8uyGXAdmWOQy4Wgx?si=o3LX_D9mTCCz07pDJ60IqQ
lemme show u ball, this song he uses his deep voice
I wonder how old would he be if he was still alive
67
60
Not bad
He was from 1958
Really really BAD
I bet he would enjoy dancing to tik tok dancing
Lmao
True
Why was he holding his laugh
hi
Ello
Smooth criminal
Caramel dimension
Dont Stop till you get enough
My fav mj mv is prolly smooth criminal and thriller
Mr Aura
Rev up those fryers cause im sure hungry fir
Help
Help
My leg
I love this background
Funny thing was that as a kid i thought he was inside the bag of ice cubes
This job is gonna make me crash out
Is there nothing someone can do without wanting to crashout
@hollow plover I dont know if you own Siptah already... but if not I got a story for you.
I already bought it in the bundle, they better not.
Gonna feel like a Dying Light Deluxe Edition cuck.
Ahem...it clearly says "and nobody complained"
I just noticed the detail of when the asteroid first strikes, there were people flying out of the ship and flailing around in space as they died and no one on the ship mentions it.
Such a weird detail to add but just never mention
@drifting storm where the fuck are you?
Right here.
What the fuck.
It knows...
Where is this?
That is hilarious.
"Notorious asshole" lol if there was one about me I'd love to read it
Ask google
What did you search?
Who is <insert name> in the dying light community
🫠
Who tf is majesty
That is not what it means lol.
Google says it is. So get with the program
LETS FIND OUT!
Quick! Ask who he is!
Yeah nope
It said you are a nobody. "A user not worth mentioning with little impact on the community as a whole."
Thats a positive ngl, congrats.
Can you try looking me up?
What joke is it even talking about
hey lads
Ah
Often said and pinned in #🧭︱beast-spoilers
Dang you beat me to it
I wonder if it’s because people talk about you on other platforms 🤔
Good enough
Why would I want to be known for being a slob on discord
Didn't even know we had "local celebrities"
Dude is bouncy...
Like kung fu panda bouncy
Proof you stole that gif from me
Love you too bruv
🥹🖕🏻
8/10
Well yeah
Mixtape
Oh
Sleeping somewhere
Dunna dunna dunna dunna Batman
Aww
She's cute and toxica
@burnt needle ,that part gave me chills
YASSS i bought the next best American record 👹👹👹👹
And that is
Hey Emi you know what sucks about the next Lego Batman game
You can’t drive every Batmobile
L
I want to ride a Harley.
Do they have the Bathorse?
No
tbf bat cow is more recent and damian loves animals.
Is batmite a gag character or is he important to the story
He’s the shopkeeper
He’s important to the game not the story
You can buy batsuits or stuff for the batcave from him
Forza Horizon 6 game files have leaked nearly 10 days before its scheduled launch.
Developers accidentally pushed the complete game through a Steam update and failed to encrypt the preload data.
The massive 155 GB build containing thousands of files was spotted on SteamDB
155 GB seems a lot for a racing game
What???
Yeah the Batmobiles above aren’t in it
I love mountain dew
Bruh
i love cola
Haven't heard it yet
its a good song
I hate taxes
What's that one song
"Im in the water" i forgot the rest of the lyrics
How many suits are in the game?
i love the music video of chemtrails over the country club
Dude Mixtape is so little of a game, they have actual in theater screenings of it.
28 copyrighted songs, as all small indie companies pay for.
she turns into a wolf 🐺
What song is this
chemtrails over the country club
Thx
@rigid pilot hi
watch the music video 👹👹
Hi
Hi judas
I did what sniper did by searching his name on Google and this is what i get
😭
im famouse in this server even google knows me
@ancient roost https://youtu.be/aytY4Rvu3JU?si=CsENrovOve1y14js
Soundtrack clean cover, rearranged from trailer music.
Original artist: Ado, Satoshi Fujihara (HIGE DANdism), Tori Kelly and Snoop Dogg.
This song is masterpiece
Got to listen to it
I forgot i had my Bluetooth on
It has a good vocals and upbeat
Yes.I listen to it like 10 times
Awesome broski
Hee Hee
My teather didnt sing along
I was the only one singing
I was even like
To little details
instantly going to nipping
im guessing in a bad way
I should probably go im at school
NUUUUU THE MILK ONE 😭
They have melted
The milk one looks so real
You know what they say, cats are liquid
And get thru surfaces
Its surprising how small of a space cats can fit into
Like ive once seen a clip of a cat getting through a closed door by going through the gap under it, although it was a large gap for a door
Note: Not actually asbestos, and no one had a rock thrown at them, it's editing magic ✨
Funny
A live-action 'TOY-STORY' remake is reportedly in development at Pixar.
Targeting a 2029 release.
(Source: https://t.co/XFxhL5sKhw)
Hooker
no way somebodys waiting til 2029 4 that
They made of floof
Huh???
sure
Who would play the characters?
Elle Fanning as Jessie would be perfect
And for woody?
Michael B Jordan Woody and Kevin Hart Buzz
Jack Black as Andy
Make Slinky a Pitbull so it fits with Michael B Jordan Woody
WE are
Wonder how that'll turn out
Look.what I've done
Ive done more dw
Thickuna
Make Bo Peep into Ali Wong or some shit
Noice amigito
Make the Aliens Gabriel Iglesias n stuff too
Make Elliot Page into Rocky Gibraltar
i play woody 👹👹👹
No im an angel 😇
Half?
angel 😇

No
whats up w jinn putting tomatoes on my mwssage 👹👹
How's it going bestie
i want mcdonald's
You like burger king?
Yea but nothing beats Carls jr
Haven't had Carl's jr for a while
Recently had jack in the box tho
Twice after not having it from as a kid
i like javk in the box
Same
Anyone got modded for dltb
hmm?
IM not
Do not talk about that here.
I've already beat the game a decent amount of times, now I'm just looking for weapons and stuff I haven't seen or collected
Scavenging is a thing
In a zombie apocalypse you just find whatever you can find 
I agree
it just loses all challange
oh
sorry
yeah.
He's trying to scam, mods ban him.
lmao
legit
who even falls for that😭
Slow and greedy people that who
Idiots
Most people are either stupid or greedy. The reat is clueless
Does anyone hear think the hantavirus is real
Where’s the Kai Cenat one?😭😭
It's a real virus that's not new, the first case was reported over 30 years ago
So why are we really caring now
Yea but that was from rat to human
Not from human to human
There is human to human now
Yea it is
If they are careless enough like Covid 19 yes
Peak fortnite might be coming back
Not sure about this one twin but alright
Didn’t they release the people onto land now?
Dam twin 🥀 ✌️
Yes, they're hunting them down
Not for long tho but I guess it kinda spread a lil?
If it spreaded a lil then what were they thinking
Yess we go in lockdown
isn’t it in europe right?
Because usually Hantavirus isn't human to human.
I’m coming where is the coordinates to the location
I have no idea what to believe if it can be human to human
or not
What about the Aussie and they letting the them back
Yea they just figure it out not to a long ago but now it kinda late
This variant is, usually its rodent stuff.
I don't want no virus in Australia
Didnt you guys literally have a covid prison
The kitchen was infected
Na it was just not allowed out and have to wear mask
Apparently rat piss got onto some bird watchers
Isn’t that normal?
I never wore a mask and some Lil kid started crashing out in the shop cause I did not have one
Beats me I like in qld in a small town
I'm reading this article more, apparently a town was known to have someone infected with covid and they set up a police barricade, some dude jumped the fence and was chased down.
He tested negative
Be kind and stay positive
Not much happened for me in that time I just did home school and played my xbox all day
we are fine
the virus is over like 100 years old
we discovered it in the 1900's
harran virus...

This one's more contagious because of a new strain that enables human human spread
But again
It's less likely to spread as much as covid
Far less likely
Space rabies is the only thing he has and we all pray for his safety it is not a good thing😱😭

if i may interject: this specific hantavirus (Andes) has been spreading human to human for three decades now - last during the outbreak in Epuyen. Frankly reporting it as just "hantavirus" is irresponsible - the situation is unfortunate but it's not like, a scenario that is in any way new.
So all the hype for the next big Covid thing was useless lol
Tbf I probably won't want another lockdown
This time I'm studying my engineering and I'll be dead if we go on another year long lockdown
Correct - hantaviruses do not exhibit the virality of coronaviruses. Additionally, I think a lot of people also see the fact that it happened on a cruise, and their mind wanders to the usual cruise suspect, the norovirus, which is viral enough that you will get sick if you share a common space with someone who vomited 15 minutes ago in their cabin.
can confirm, I had norovirus 
Im mentioned there

norovirus genuinely feels like you're fucking dying
That shit is hell...i was never happier in my life eating solid food after that
couldn't even drink water for the first 48 hours
never again
Over 1 week...christ
Your soft tissues :)
real
Indeed.
I remember people saying that the coronavirus was a completely new virus but the coronaviruses are known for decades and get researched a lot.
The only difference between other strains and the one which started the pandemic was its high mutation rate causing multiple different versions to see the light of the day in short time
once went 4 days without eating and the toilet looked like I was on a heavy menstrual cycle (I'm a guy)
soft tissues go bye bye
I puked the hell out of my body
There was nothing left to leave my body the rear exit
Luckily we have a second toilet which doesnt get used so i had always a open toilet
Which was clean
I would say the current situation is unusual in that Andes doesn't really occur on cruise ships, but, it came from Argentina, and that's a country that withdrew from WHO and I would be wholly unsurprised if there's an unreported Andes outbreak going on.
But, uh, this is veering into topics in which I do not represent an official stance of Techland!!
Lets talk about how to humanly decapitate volatiles
Damn what happened
And meanwhile you cant eat or drink
No proper hygiene
Its already enough if the person before you didnt wash their hands
You eat something and adios
I'd just jump into the sea and drown myself if I vomited back anything I consumed
it made me want to
air
And air
well i guess air doesn't either because you breathe
Gases
volatile blood stays in there
Vikings used to drink onion soup because the gases stay in and it tells if they're heavily injured or dead
how would you not be able to tell if someone is dead
if you want them dead and can't tell if they are just turn them into pavement
Vegemite sandwichs are soooo good
Idk
Why they did it was because the smell of onion means you can't be saved and the cut is too deep
onion be fecking yummy
So overall people just overreact for stuff like Covide that they doesn’t wanted that to happen again considering this time the fatality is high
Ew
I pop in and see a fucking techland person in here for the first time in my life that’s crazy
and yet, the 6'4" man in Brussels gives them away for free... curious!
Huh
Bro I just ate a Vegemite sandwich and it was delicious
bro looks like he will challenge us to a soulslike boss fight
Does anyone play dying light 1 in nightmare mode? Because i would like to join if anyone is playing
@subtle finch do u have a life your always in chat for like 24 hours like wtf

im in class please end my suffering
oh god
Im not even gonna ask
I don’t know if anyone else has asked this before but there are a few instances where this cutscene with a volatile in a church was used on some DLTB trailers a few months ago, I don’t remember seeing this in the game anywhere so was it scrapped?
No, they make shots for the marketing, so they'll reuse animations, they'll just replace characters or locations
Really is sad because it looked amazing
I forgot how to check pins lol
And clearly it worked. The whole point is to advertise the vibe of the game without actually spoiling anything
Top
They have to chat with their community sometime no?
Dang i didn’t knew you were here since 2020
No worries the
GRE will handle it
G’day folks! hope all havin a blessed day 🤙🏻
Great twin hope the same for u
You fear me
Aiden slimes kyle low diff
0/10 ragebait
Aiden lost to an old man with a bat
Ya got me partner
An enraged Kyle is overkill
10/10 larp
Too obvious larp. Not 10/10
So ur saying ur larping?
Nah but you are
Cuz aiden 1 shots volatiles
Play dltb
Ok and?
You'll get why Kyle is better
Ive played every game 10 times
Yeah sure buddy, what next you'll say you're John Techland lmao 🤣
Beast mode crane cant even kill humans
Bad ragebait
Are we deadass?🪫🪫🪫
Check his pronouns its Larp/geek
Why does she do this
He can
Guys he’s rage baiting ya
With 2 hits
Don’t rage bait
Sounds killable to me
Yall js larping in power scaling
Im saying aiden wins twin
Guys who cares
This debate has been answered, crane won
Isnt crane in his prime now bud?
55 and prime still loses to aiden
So doesnt matter
By who✌️
Techland
Yes in first game he couldnt even kill fast zombies he could but very hardly
he can easily kill them in the first game
Try it even on casual mode
he kills a demolisher with a machete
son
holy larp
have you even played the game
Bro if u dont have the game js say it
He has not
ts is the worst rage bait ever
😭
it's so funny
😭
Crane is storng protagonist but not close to aiden
Alr buddy🤧
Have you even played dtb?
i already said this
Yes i have and tell me the feat that got u so act up u dih riding crane
Guys Turbo is just rage baiting dying light fans this is the most common rage bait here
it's so funny tho
Ur getting a whole vid
Genuinely aiden slams
stuck in 2024 twin
Will I give a fuck no
Answered in spoiler channel
how is it ragebait?
Brodies got offended by that
Idk ur acting like ur on period cuh
how so?
Lucas he won’t shut up he doesn’t care he’s getting a rise out of ya
Ye and im moderator of techland
answer my question gang @undone hornet
Im just grinding chatting exp out of him
Look at ur reply's gang
ion know what ts means
Why do we even care
😭
Ok furriend
lmao
Enough @undone hornet
answer my question gang @undone hornet
that sounds like furry and friend put together, so i guess im his furry friend now

I saw u in different chat yesterday or im trippin
You’re clearly rage baiting to get a rise out of people
I did
when
What?
Nah man im js stating my opinion that aoden slams
That's what I pointed out
He's either clueless or he's trolling
Trolling
Why does the white cat actually looked liquified
Hold on
Definitely trolling
Do not the cat
Me when I the cat
Because cats are liquid
Cats are 98% liquid
The other 2% is brains
Ah...
The gre are great people
They would never do anything bad
Its always the ones that say their helping
I said enough man
Clearly you dont
Quit talking abt it and move on
R u mod?
He is
Yes
nah man
LMAO
Games be like:
Very good people trying to help
- end of game
They have destroyed half the earth
Such a cutie
''Hey we are trying to develop a vaccine''
releases deadly bioweapon instead
Hey buddy maybe read the rules
Rule 2
What is it
Hes gonna be banned now lmao
Not surprising these days
hi lucas
Hi
Being a clown speed run
Wow how original
Fr fr
I'm a bunghole
I don’t care


I love that emoji
What's yalls favorite dl?
1
Dl1, but sadly my save was deleted
1,3 and 2
1 and DLTB
Mine was 2000 hours
FULLY maxed on 2 also
DAMN
DAMNNNNN
HOLY
I haven't tried beast
But it looks awesome
Techland shouldnt have the confirm delete button be the same as initially hitting the delete option
Chat
Its x on controller and x to confirm
Yeah mine just got corrupted on an update
It should be something like x and then y or something like that
What the FUCK is his aslume name?
It really is peak especially the restored lands mode
Ngl
I kinda like dl2 more then 1
1 is absolutely cinema
But there is alot more content in 2 so get less burned out
Thats Ethan, he's chill
I agree tbh
bunghole 80
Last name Winters?
Maybe
Its pretty good, but there really isnt much to do after completing it
DL1 just has a certain feel to it whenever I play it
Fair, Ethan it is
Besides kill zombies and mess around with friends🥲
Yeah but its just doesnt have the same feel to it like dl1
be a bungo with volatile
Oh wait I thought you were talking about DL1
Lol
be a volatiles best friend
Wtf
Say hello to Ethan, or his full name The Goliath Birdeater
That's a dark souls boss
That spider is not human bro
Real
It eats birds
try to do a larp where you have a pet volatile that gets angry when its favorite uv flare dies so you have to keep buying new ones or get your bunghole ripped apart
I need TP in my bunghole
Yup
You'd go broke by buying so many uv flairs
Uhh ok
Ngl
The following is the perfect execution of a dlc
then craft them
I need bunghole in my bunghole
I remember i convinced my friend the nuke ending was cannon and Kyle crane was dead😭
I want this
Boykisser mentioned
I bunghole bunghole in my bunghole

Boy kisser
i bunghole bunghole in bunghole bunghole
Bunghole bunghole bunghole bunghole bunghole bunghole
Was surprising to see the guy that makes war chemicals in his backyard have that as merch
Mustard gas
i was just about to type in here lmao

Bunghole : )
bunghole
bunghole
⛓️💥
yes
too many holes of bung
Who's bung
u
hole
No u
Me
Aww
Umamusume mentioned
Fire
Stealing this
Thanks

Rage bait is just another form of attention seaking
Joy bait is where it's att

Yuh
❤️
How's it going
The usual school
Rare techland sighting
If im lucky might get far cry 3
Im envious of that cat
The suffering stuff
Yup
Looks like she's annoying from not letting her sleep 😂
Lol, she did get up and lay back down on top of the blanket after
Must be hot under the blankets
Its not too hot, as i always have my ac running
Im envious of your AC
One day you guys can't fall asleep till your pets start singing
🎵Go to sleep. Go to sleeeeep🎵
100%
Eyy majesty
Heya
MAJESTIC! 
I really just wanna pick one up and give it a hug
I wanna name one Naruto

I did what sniper did on Google and he's right....🫠
It knows
Now ask it whos Renegade K1
Ofc your known
Alr
Im probably not known because im mostly seen as a dumbass and/or a troll
Try me too
Because ur

So uh.....i searched by your username and it says ceo of techland 🫠
Huh
Let me try again
the plushie
hii
Ello Cassandra
how are you doing
I searched your user and it came up with the ceo of techland
Alrighty here
Gemini tripping xd
I Tried again
Can u search mine? I cant see it
Let me try
Bru
Bruh
John appearance 🗣🔥
You're secretly señor john?? 👀
No
Ik lol
We are all John 🙏
Breaking his record
Yup
Tf he looking at me like i did something 😭
Lock your doors tonight
Oh that's no problem, the problem is theres a black dog near (inside joke)
far cry 7 when?

She's scared
And it dosent have to do anything with it being black
Main villain Mike Hawk
Main villain is diddy
Shitty net cant upload pic
All the traps are baby oils slip traps
😭
Again can't send shit cuz net shit
Lol
Do i need for a trader to appear and for me to upgrade my vehicles?
hi
You can do it either way from trader or have a built in auto shop
Ello
Alr thx
Karma

This always happens with PC
Me in metro exodus on ranger hardcore when i have to stealth knockout bandits for the good ending in chpater 4
Final exams holding me back because of dying light😢😢
Ur not cropping shit






