#⭐︱general
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u do 🥹
lol 😂
Thankgod
The same as 7 minutes ago
Ok. Bye
I'm blind excuse me🥹
lol same 🥹✌🏼
Oh no we have a second glenn
yippee
🤓
It’s never too late to ban them
Except one is a fetus and one pretends to be a fetus
nobody pretends or is a fetus 🤓🤓🤓
Better late than never
im 16 🥹👍
You're 36
16 a highschooler 🥹✌🏼
36 a man with male pattern baldness
Yeah because your 36 with male pattern baldness.
im not balding lol
and im not as old as John for sure im younger probably than u
Lol how
Started with 18
How u balding
Steroids.... they always come with a price...
Genetics. All men in my mothers family had massive hair growth until 18-25
Then they all loose hair until at least 30
what y'all doingngngng
Greetings animals
Like my hair is still dense
Get back in the kitchen!
I would buy a toupee
I got a lasagne in the oven rn
go to turkey to get a hair transplant 🥹👍
Nah i already am shaved bald/buzzcut

I outsmarted the balding process
i wish i could get a buzzcut my dad said it'll make u look homeless 💔💔
lol
Depends on your look
is it normal to be sleepy at 10pm chat 🥹
Like if you rock the pijama look all day yeah you look homeless. But if you dress normal it looks great
Nope, you will die in 10 seconds. Only cure is to get everyone here a koenigsegg
MY EXACT REACTION
lol 🥹✌🏼
Do NOT get a buzz unless you’re head shape goes with it 😭
Yo
there's only one way to find out...
get the john cena cut my brother used to get it as a kid 🥹👍
Idek how to describe it
But if it’s diamond
at least kiss the knife before stabbing me with it💔
Its not only headshape but hairline and facial features too@rigid pilot
🥹🫵
Most masculine?
Go sleep
The invincible ost for the scourge virus is so fucking peak
Composed By: Anna von Hausswolff
Plays In:
I'll Give You The Grand Tour
#invincibleseason4 #invincible #soundtrack
Genuinely one of the coolest and simultaneously scariest/deepest virus scenes ive seen in ages
The best way to feel the direction of the wind
I think the one that comes close to it but only kind of is the scene from "The Flu" with the stadium
This is all i know about it 
Yuh
The Boys S5 in 2 days
wow ok
This too
YEAAAA
LMAO
Ew i aint watching some kinda hero villain be obsessed with breast milk
I stopped watching after season 2. Show felt kinda juvenile
He’s obsessed with milk in general
Dummy
Like it's there to disgust you instead of telling an actually good story
But that's just my opinion
weak
I heard the gore is pretty gruesome
I love the political satire on it
That had me horrified last week
Yeah
Yall should watch The Rookie fr
I'll wait until this season is over
Dude, get out xD
Also this is one of the coolest stuff ive seen on the internet
A mummified fossilized dinosaur leg
You can see every detail
16x the detail
Theyre so weird bro like lizard horses
This is an Edmontosaurus to be exact
He's sadness
Lol
Got some random dude greeting me and inviting me to a party
I forgot I had my message privacy on public
whats the point in living
Bars
Also he looks gay
the peak
But anyways does anyone know some games i should get
Story?
Or just fun
Any is fine story or not
Play Hogwarts Legacy if you like Harry Potter
I done got it
Plague Tale games are nice
80% sale its ur chance lol
Its a story about the plague so you see sad things here and there
But its a very nice story
Okay oo
This is the second game
Tell em clash
Bet
Have fun!!
Thanks!
@rigid pilot heres a cool edit i found
I can’t take his death scene seriously when he falls
tiktok done fucked up my goat simon henriksson
WHO?!
I also need help my games glitched bad to the point zombies won't attack me or if I do attack them they stay like I didn't do nothing to them :(
Holy jackpot
Easy loot 😭
So any way?
Js reset it?
What are we talking about twin
Load a game file maybe
NATURE
What did they do to my boy Simon
💔💔
I never finished CoF cause I pussied out but saw a playthrough
I did reset it but
hi
I reinstalled it and verified files and it still ain't working
Ello
The crane drop kicks anything that speaks
Whats the issue
My games being bad everytime I try to load in it loads in great but every zombie they don't attack me at all like if I. Attack them they freeze and it's like. They not even taking the damage
How far along the story are u
I'm in well nightmare
Or the progress
And I'm not that far in
Is it that bad if you restart a new save
Otherwise id suggest contacting support
?support
Contact our support here: https://support.techland.pl
Dying Light The Ape
New dltb dlc
Hey yall
I told them they should have me as a main character they dont listen smh
Its my fault for tryna help
Helloo
Aipen cadwell
How ya holding up?
Been better but thanks! Wbu
Been good
I'm doing a viking run
For DL1
Fr
Viking run?
I cant comprehend with pact with rais takes that kong
Where i use viking weapons,so my weapons are:
Bow
Expcalibur
Ragnork dlc viking weapon
Viking skin
Asgards protector
Oh hell yeah
Shut up and go get those shoes!
I forgot to mention another part,if I go 6 missions without dying(side + main) then I get to craft like 10 boosters of my choice,as a "blessing" from the norse gods
And every 3 missions i do(side + main) I do one in the dark
You got ps plus yet
Damn
Is that some gta Spiderman vs venom video
Looks like bonelabs
How much VR time have you had?
10 minutes
I’m joking
I’ve played a lot
Usually combat games
Like blade and sorcery
Ok. Then you know that VR games seldom work as well as we think they will
I love blades and sorcery
Remember Fallout 4 VR?
Skyrim VR
Same here
Doom vfr
fist combat is better then spells
It is
Only spell I used was the purple one for the gravity stuff
Aiming guns in VR SUCKS
it always is in vr games ngl
It does
i mean it really depends what game it is.. but i agree w you
hi
REAL
its off
Aiming bows in VR is even worse
Also true
Yk what
gulp
They should start adding crosshairs on the arrows
or what the last of us does?
Nah... laser sights
On a bow
Yeah
Idk what tlou does haven’t played it
And I can’t play it
Ohh
its mostly in the last of us
I know what you mean
not part 2
Kinda kills the whole VR aspect dont it?
Yes.
Because VR sucks for games not built around VR originally
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Well you DO have a great point ngl.
Rockstar should lock in and do a max payne vr game
Rockstar should definitely not do that. Have you not been listening reading?
well normally when a game on like lets say PS5 gets a VR version.. It sucks A LOT,
I just want a new max payne game
Arbys is so fucking garbage bro
Genuinely just glip and glop
disgusting
Take a look at this one as well
Imma eat the HALF pound
😭just eating humans bru
They cooking smth up in the kitchen fr fr
😭😭
they tryna kill US'
ham overdose
i would low-key have the smokehouse brisket
hmmm yummy! :p
Its never going to look like that. Its going to be the same shitty squashed ass beef and cheddar just you paid more for it
I agree
Thats how it always is
What you see as a ad is always>actual product
Only here that the ad is dogshit in itself
And honestly. If a ad says a burger is juicy and tasty ala the Big Arch. And its a dried out tasteless burger you should be abke to sue fir false advertising.
I dont even care about the reality vs advertisement debate and the whole "you really expect a minimum wage clerk to make everything perfect" blah blah blah. Fuck all that. If the burger joint doesnt live uo to the advertisement thats on corporate. If they cant make their employees follow through with their promises. Then they shouldn't be making promises!
I agree
But fundamentally what brings in the most is the ads
Lets hope nobody.
People who like roast beef
I haven't had Arby's before but fast food roast beef sounds interesting
👹🖕🏻
oh god its YOU again
GRrrRrrrr 👹👹👹
omg your so nice i've been good 🥹🖕🏻
hey
thats good to hear
👹
oh god..
Hi wveyine

Awh dammit 
i didn't get the golden egg 👹👹🖕🏻
glenn is blue now i see
Aw fuck he still here?
@halcyon palm
Hmm?
Hmm?
yuuurrr
U…
Should I keep the penguin on or go back to RAWR XD :3c type shit
Yeah. Because the mods failed in doing their one and only job
YASSSS
Y'all know how to cap FPS in GTA 4?
i break no rules 🥹👍
I'm trying to get back into helldivers 2
I won't like the first game has a more diverse arsenal
Byeeee see ya in 4months i guess 🥹👍
Ew
yo we twin
You gotta stop taking peoples drinks 

Thank you 
Dammit 
Would a dying light extraction shooter be possible to make
Not a good one
Morning everyone
ello

Hows it going
Hey marius!!
Hello 

Hi quill 

When will he ever get mod
why my phone stops charging then it tells me it gonna finish charging at 5am or if i want to continue charging it. No duh i want it charged now 👹👹👹
Why are you blue?
Huh?
Hello from toilet.
Why are you in the hospital
My brother screwed up his knee so i brought him
Perhaps one day. Maybe.
Im sorry 
i got a chance too right 🥺🙏
Not likely.
That is not a requirement.
i can keep the community safe , i can lead it too
No.
ima take over techland one day and fire You mods trust in my future 🥹✌🏼
LMAO
That made my night
Dreamers can dream
ok i found the position i want to be
Janitor?
ima be the senior business development manager
Better stop using AI then
ima get in easy 🥹✌🏼
i can nail the job inverview im good at answering questions
You good vecino?
Yes maam im here for my brother not for me
No ur not
Oh
👹🖕🏻 Ima fire u soon just wait and see
Go SLEEP kid and dream about it
Ape, I got a S-Fenrir. It looks dope.
that would work
if we worked for techland 
Show show
Fenrirs are so cool
yall dont??? wth
we don’t lmao
Level 145.
Ooo
ima work at techland and change this server 🥹👍 with me as the ONLY mod
Techland doesn't control the server.
the admins control the server
they’re too ambitious 
At least you’re ambitious
Oh stole the word
🖕🏻👹 HELP ME BE MOD
great minds think alike
why aint u helping me bestie 🥺
Youre too young fr
2 more yeara
S
If u behave
im not young yall just too old
Real
i’m not that old
im guessing u almost 30
23
you wanna talk retirement age, talk to john 
hello
Ima convince john im his Grandson so i can get mod 👍
That will never happen.
Okay grandma.
John isn't that stupid.
🥺
Im drawing atm 
Is john banning glenn or you, Quill?
Both
I am not. Yet.
Yet? u should say never
yeah, i’m pretty sure you are
Never say never.
This server is empty without me fr
Jarvis thought so too, and look where that got him.
Damn, she can't even remember that basic info. She's already got dementia.
as IN NARWHALEEE
What
i have memory issues rn 
What is happening 
We lost narwhale before GLENN Is CRAZYYY
he gone
Hwo what he do
Yk i met my 1st grade teacher and she remembered me
i dont cuss 🥺✌🏼
a bad word that isnt a curse word
Im leaving when i become successful im not gonna grow up to be like u
jarvis did too (mostly)
until he didnt
That was my bestie 🥺
me who aged like 5 years during 4 months hospital and when returning people were flabbergasted
Ouch. Hope he gets well soon
Oh shit what happened to jarvis
she just said what he did
Thank you
you dont know?
he got thrown into the void
banished forever more
Youre gonna be a humpback at the age of 19
he was killed by the ban hammer
Not possible im already in a back brace 🥹👍
Morning guys.
HIIIII
hi lev 
I remember bringing my lil bro to hospital because he fucked up his elbow...dude got OP the whole night
Hope you're all good. Back to smelly work
The W-Word
Is it possible for someone who got banned to come back?
i had do that today
What are your professions guys
it depends the severity of what they got banned for
most times tho, no
My sympathies 
It depends on whether the votes are in their favor.
I'm a data quality administrator for pathology in a hospital
Ok so what yall think if i get banned do yall think ill be back
i still dk how you let spartan get away with it
It's just as dull as it sounds
I mean, he's gone. 
thankfully 
So you check if the data is alright?
I work at a doggy daycare as a dog groomer.
^^ i work in the doggy daycare
im a future construction worker 🥹👍
Ouch bruh
Unless you change your ways
Yeah
hi vamp 
Mornin levefre
That all depends what you get banned for.
buddy i will b missed like my bann will make yall cry the server will get lonely and soon abandon
It’s like 2 am for me
thats what i said!
Almost 3 am in 7 minutes
What do you do there?
take care of peoples dogs i think
She’s 100% the janitor
cuddle dogs, pick up their shit (literally), clean up their pee
stop them from fighting
i got scoliosis 🥹👍
School your sis?
So you got a dead guy and then fill out the forms so people know who the dead guy is and if wrong or missing data you correct or look for it?
🙄
Ahh i see
exactly what i think
basically like a daycare for kids
but, with dogs
Its funny bruh
You fr got it?
Don’t even joke lad
yea
Got a snake for a spine? Sorry to hear
i take care of the dogs and quill makes them look pretty
OOO
Maan homelander sucks
What?
Who would’ve thought
Yes, I am.
Thought I remember you saying anything remotely about construction
lol i thought u work at a liquor store 😭😭
So dog grooming what is the hardest part? To get the dog standing still or certain body parts?
No, I just drink it.
lol
Bit of both, depends on the dog.
Hes the guy who gives the liquor store a cause for existing
yes, and yes
and sometimes fighting the dog on not biting you
Perfect gif
Some will stand still like I want them to, others will try and eat me.
XD
lol he gave me the vibe to work at a liquor store idk why 🥹
there’s one dog he has to completely scissor cut bc it will not let the clippers near him
Like Mac today. Little shit.
but he’s so cute
You give me the vibe of a mascot outside a bank
He's an asshole.
Oh wait you two really relatives
The short version is i fix people's stupidity and mistakes when they make someone who isn't dead, dead and correct incorrect data.
is he worse or better than honey?
Nah, some are sweet.
I’m like you less and less ape
He’s her dad bro 😭
yes lol
lol u give me the vibe of a janitor 👍
About the same, but I have to do more with Mac.
Yea u tell em glenn
Still making more than you 
the first time i see this isnt just made up descriptions
at least you see honey less too lol
no i make loads of money by going to school
👍🥹
I liked Mac's haircut though. He looked good.
he did look good, better than his long shaggy look
i make 20 bucks a week i almost got 1000 saved 🥹

How should i know. Most of the time people just act being relatives
Like me and Laufey
We’re practically father son

Ahhh
yeah
we’re literally a wall away from each other, i could walk into his room rn and annoy him
Which she does.
Da Ape is my UnC ik cause i signed him up for retirement and im taking over his discord account

🥹👍
The truth is. Stupid people are everywhere including hospitals
Well im record holder in my company for the most osha violations and accidents at work
Indeed
Revoke his mod status when that happens. Check.
I was just gonna say can you strip his account from trial mod
how would yall know
Is that... good
XD
Because I'm smart.

im smarter
Ape is his own species
me and chat gpt got THISSS
I dont know. I hope i wont add something to my list.
Because getting electrocuted by 400V AC or more isnt nice
@languid plinth
Real
Or exploding because of ignited propane
Im one of a kind
Unlike commoners like u
I fart out the stars
Or falling through a ceiling...dont want to repeat that... shock of my life
Please dont die you're one of the fun people here.
I already died once but returned
were family here 🥹🫰
I already have enough family here.
And youre the cast out
Means family dont like you so they stopped recognizing you as a family member
You a stranger to the family
your my Real UNC thank me i got u into a retirement home 🥹
My grandsons care for me
You are on this family meeting, but the council of vin and the diesels doesnt grant you the rank of member
non of em cared for u so u had to fake it
I’d like to see you get heartfelt messages
@languid plinth what is your profession ape
He has no job
excuse me yes i do
Mod doesn’t count
I just didnt get a call yet
lol no one messages me really
What did you apply for
Don’t count on it either
Is tha why u pretend to have a boyfriend
OOF
i never said i had one 🤷🏻♀️
Fuck you
9 am to me
L
I took a break from university couple weeks ago so now i applied for a
Canned foods factory
Nah, it's 7pm.
Couldn’t give a flying fuck
Like tomato paste, pickles and shi
Hmmm
What about the swimming one
Ahh i see

Yea u did 👀
“My boyfriend is so cool but im cooler”
that a song dumbass
cooler
How’d you out dumb Glenn 💔
Thats it im hunting you down
After i asked all of you guys what your profession is ill tell you mine.
Im mechatronics engineer for refrigeration technology
Oh sick
My profession is...
No job
Studied Mechanical Engineering?
Just look at my name
Ghost pinged? 
oh wait
u so dumb at your grown age u still believe everything u see online 🙄🤓
Nope. Its regular apprenticeship. 3,5 years school and company parallel
I just dont listen to tasteless music
Yea, my bad 
I tried to send a gif
talk more diva
Talk more and get citzen role
🥹
you need to talk more until your name turns yellow
im like 99.99999% of my time not active here 😂
Im the AC unit guy
and i fucking love how well made the ac units in the beast are
Cool
But, did anyone else get ghost pinged?
I am not annoyed by anyone since I’m new
Cool can u replace the ac units in my dorms cause they suck ass
If you get me a ticket out of germany
I listen to world war 1 flute songs
Nah stay there u DONT wanna come here
Unc in Philly 😭✌️
lol
Worse than Philly fr
your music is so boring
What do you listen to then?
I have to avoid good songs they remind me of her too much 😔✊
LMAO
The van tanked it
Whenever I gain any amount of carats I see this gif in my head
Van der linde
IT DIDNT EXPLODE
IT SURVIVED

Florida
lol LDR 🥹🫰🏻 Ice cube. Eminem, Hip hop basically. Out Kast
Which part of Florida
Hmmmm
Florida in general
6 more days
I was gonna say good taste till I saw other parts besides ice cube and Eminem
They ride alligators to work
Till?
I read that as lord of the rings but its lana, right?
Yea no idea
u make up stuff i don't understand
Also haaai glenn
@languid plinth what even is the Problem with the ac units in your dorm? Dont cool?
You met your maker
ew no
Fym ew
Who is kevin
im nimber ONE
You’re like the last person to say that next to Michael
🥹🫰🏻
Anyways its 6 days till agnes tachyon's birthday
Ello dean
Ima make a custom image of this
Is that dean???
Gawd damn
bean
i need to move to iceland
Parody of Captain America?
👀
i heard roaches are less common there. a roach crawled out of the cabnited where we store our plates im scared fr
That’s nasty
Please clean your house better
Fr
I saw a spider coming out from under the sink
Not true
Do something about the fucking bugs
Idek why whenever i see his face i start laughing my ass off
The only bugs that should be in your house are spiders
Where the fuck do you get your knowledge from Glenn
It someone pulled their ac’s plug the remotes in the whole building go down
Its dumb
I hate spiders i saw one on my arm when i was on my computer 😭
Going home from hospital
Your house is MUSTY DUDE
roaches
Doctor dont know whats going on
Spiders
I saw one crawling down my foot
😭
Niche reference
I actually don't mind spider ngl
Spiders are okay
I don’t like the big ones
Pause
As long as they don't annoy me I don't care about them
Hope not my room is clean besides the closet so there should be no reason why my desk has spiders
Spiders are different
Oh yeah i think i know why
Sorry, but really not my music style haha
Spiders are way different than roaches
Pic of room
Should i attempt to paint this
It'll rot our phones
The ac units are probably all connected to a single outdoor unit. And the controllers all chained to each other.
Actually
No
I need to pick up some clothes soon
To much work Emi 😂
lowkey i need to clean lol
Gideon from the flash🧐
You said it was clean

Holy ball
How did you know
Isn't that what an artist does?
Ima try it if not then I'll go back practicing drawing
HOLY FUCKING BALL
I LOVE THE SHOW
i clean my room every friday
Same!
I am rewatching it currently haha
Bro fr, the flash series is the REAL flash imho. Fuck the new flash from the movies
its true i clean it in friday its clean throughout the weekend until i go back to school
Its not like Ezra Miller will be touching another job
I just can’t stand the new season
I am actually currently watching the cross-over event of the crisis on infinite earths
I do it Everyday but this little shit has plastic bottles,papers,things she stole from us in trash bags
Good!
Damn the new writers
Give back the old Barry Allen
Fuck her
Fuck iris
I want my goat back
