💬︱the-beast

[fierce wagon]

No, did they really?

[surreal phoenix]

that would actually be so cool

[brisk pollen]

RE WORK NIGHT HUNTER

[tight merlin]

Well yes why else would i say i loot them 👀

[brisk pollen]

i would explode

[tight merlin]

Volatiles now give alot of good loot

[fierce wagon]

Man, I might have to go see myself

[tight merlin]

Even Goons and shit gives good shit i even get ammo off them and normal infected

[surreal phoenix]

i fr didnt know that either

[tight merlin]

If you see volatiles at night be scared but if you see me run cause imma take ur shit

[fierce wagon]

Gotcha 👍

[surreal phoenix]

us bro us

[tight merlin]

U and me both sister

[surreal phoenix]

i fr kinda stopped playing dltb because of the pubg collab lol

[tight merlin]

Before all i got from Volatiles was old world money and some scraps or ship.always freaking money.

Now I wanna kill them

[tight merlin]

I mean that's ur choice honeslty, although the rewards are nice though.

[brisk pollen]

am i the only one who wants night hunter NPCs in the base game?

[surreal phoenix]

i just dont like the collab or else i wouldve been beasting it rn

[flat rock]

So much green in chat

[surreal phoenix]

i want btz in dtlb

[brisk pollen]

what do the colors mean?

[flat rock]

How cool you are

[tight merlin]

I want random night runners to be in the dark helping u out at night that be cool 😎

The heroes in the shadows

[flat rock]

[brisk pollen]

what would yellow mean then?

[flat rock]

Piss

[surreal phoenix]

that youre not cool

[tight merlin]

Im tired of green already ...

So many titles in a row here is green!!!! I still got one more green to go!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[brisk pollen]

moonshine piss or toilet wine piss?

[flat rock]

Body piss

[grizzled kestrel]

huh

[brisk pollen]

that doesnt answer the question

[flat rock]

Yes it does

[tight merlin]

Didn't u play RDR2!

[flat rock]

[brisk pollen]

so like, bare piss?

[grizzled kestrel]

i would like to think so considering the pfp and that

[flat rock]

Basic piss I guess would be best term

[tight merlin]

Why did y'all pick so many greens ? 😭 My name is Mr Green by now

They can call me Shrek

[brisk pollen]

well shit... i never knew my color would call me basic

[tight merlin]

Exactly!!! So u should know moonshine!

[flat rock]

I didn’t pick it

[brisk pollen]

wait, then what does green mean?

[tight merlin]

Well if anyone wanted to me feel like Shrek congratulations 👏 the owner's here did a good job

[flat rock]

Green means ya yapped more than yellow

[ashen frigate]

i’m cool pumpkin

[grizzled kestrel]

[brisk pollen]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[charred knoll]

Mmmmmmghhh

[surreal phoenix]

was it that hard to understand 💀

[flat rock]

No you aren’t

[tight merlin]

Grrrr ! I want my moonshine

[flat rock]

Crane is cool

[brisk pollen]

i just wanted to know what kind of piss i was

[flat rock]

You’re uncool

[ashen frigate]

i am

[tight merlin]

Im cool too right wifey ?

[flat rock]

[surreal phoenix]

yellow = you didnt yap too much

[tight merlin]

🥺🥺🥺

[ashen frigate]

you must love pee

[charred knoll]

Im piss green role 🔥🔥🔥

[candid bay]

Sigh

[surreal phoenix]

zombie piss 😭

[charred knoll]

Underrated drink

[tight merlin]

There's too much pissing going on here stick to DLTB!

[brisk pollen]

too bad it all goes down the toilet... the damn government is hording all our LIQUID GOLD!

[tight merlin]

Oh John you are needed here

[charred knoll]

Realistically if I was in castor woods I would die on day one, but since I wanna die like a legend I will look for a goon or demolisher and get myself smashed

[grizzled kestrel]

real shit

[surreal phoenix]

us fr

id die by a viral fr lmao

i fr hate the way they scream

[brisk pollen]

nah, id win

[grizzled kestrel]

id try parkouring like crane and smash my head against a window trying to hang on

[tight merlin]

Id die to a crawling skinny zombie

[surreal phoenix]

skill issue

[tight merlin]

Cause I don't have the stomach to kill someone

[charred knoll]

Lets all be honest, kyle and aiden are superhumans and we are not doing shit in dl games 😭😭

[tight merlin]

Yes cause id puke to touch them or kill them

[surreal phoenix]

thats fr a skill issue

[surreal phoenix]

nah, id win

[tight merlin]

Unless i get a cool suit with nice glasses that makes it look like a game then I'll survive

[brisk pollen]

nah chat, you just gotta lock in and start mogging, that's what crane is doing and he's jacked as shit

[tight merlin]

For sure is

[ashen frigate]

Wait, do zombies still poop and pee?

[surreal phoenix]

real question fr

[charred knoll]

Say that when you will see 500kg of concrete coming at you at 80km/h

[brisk pollen]

they rot, wouldnt be surprised if they shat their intestines out (literally)

[charred knoll]

What the fuck did I just read

[surreal phoenix]

id run 😭

[hazy urchin]

Logout. Log back in just to fix a bug 🐛 🙃

[charred knoll]

Facts you can outrun a goon tho

[brisk pollen]

crane's a sigma, you're mere beta, of course your lowly status wouldnt allow you to comprehend such glorious brainrot

[tight merlin]

What if i Eat the Goon ? Im starving out here in castor woods

[charred knoll]

Not having image perms feels like writing while not having both arms Im out this channel 😭😭😭

[charred knoll]

I have a word for that but I'd get banned

[devout dome]

🧍‍♂️

[surreal phoenix]

youll get infected

[charred knoll]

Jackpot for the blind

[brisk pollen]

dw, i'll add an E-reader to disc, trust

[charred knoll]

Victory to the dead

[brisk pollen]

lock in

[brisk pollen]

Ouija board

locked in

[flat rock]

Keep ouija boards out of here

[charred knoll]

Dude 😭

[surreal phoenix]

💀

[charred knoll]

Unhinged

[brisk pollen]

NO one is safe from brainrot

[charred knoll]

I hope you slip on a banana peel

[brisk pollen]

. . .

[charred knoll]

Why did I say sleep

[brisk pollen]

how do i even respond to that?

[charred knoll]

Im a fucking dumbass

[candid bay]

You tell us

[charred knoll]

SLIP NOT SLEEP

Im dumb asf

[brisk pollen]

damn, i've never been so blind-sidded before

[tight merlin]

Now im curious

[gloomy fjord]

does anyones DLTB just not open when u click play on steam?

[tight merlin]

What if i took Crane's blood ?

[charred knoll]

What if you have a different blood type

[candid bay]

This happens to me on dbd I have to restart steam

[charred knoll]

L

[surreal phoenix]

youll become half beast

[gloomy fjord]

ill try that

[brisk pollen]

you'd probably get every negative status effect EVER

you'd prob turn radioactive

[grizzled kestrel]

instant death

[charred knoll]

"how did we get here"

[gloomy fjord]

It worked tysm

[brisk pollen]

naw, slow and painful, agonizing, it'd make a volitie flinch

[charred knoll]

Actually accurate lmao

[surreal phoenix]

what if someone takes aidens blood tho 💀

[grizzled kestrel]

best way to die probably

[brisk pollen]

IBS

[charred knoll]

Would be a spoiler to answer to that, I dont want a 1 week mute

[tight merlin]

Great so once i done that i can eat goons and never go hungry again ?

[surreal phoenix]

nah youd be sentient

[tight merlin]

Mah uh ill be Crane JR

[charred knoll]

eat some volatile ass

[grizzled kestrel]

crashout syndrome

[charred knoll]

absolute glute muscles

[tight merlin]

Lets goooo

[surreal phoenix]

tell me in spoilers chat 😭

[tight merlin]

Well I'll take that i would them survive atleast and not die to a crawling zombie

[grizzled kestrel]

you will be for the next 15 hours

[tight merlin]

Tried that

[tight merlin]

I'll save the world

[charred knoll]

Eat chimera ass

[brisk pollen]

heard

[grizzled kestrel]

and how are you going to do that in 15 hours captain america

[charred knoll]

YOU CALLED HIM CAPTAIN AMERICA LMAOOOOO

[tight merlin]

Considering it

[tight merlin]

By being alive longer than 15 hours duh

[brisk pollen]

geeked vs locked in

[charred knoll]

Actual genius

[tight merlin]

I know right

[gloomy fjord]

This is my first time being on the game in a while is it normal for it to be stuttery

[surreal phoenix]

imma sleep now yall, gn

[strong crater]

Goodnight good luck

[charred knoll]

Good night

[tight merlin]

Sweet nightmares

[charred knoll]

evil

[gloomy remnant]

algun español para jugar cooperativo?

[velvet summit]

English

#1414612841536950302

[gloomy remnant]

what i do heare?

[velvet summit]

wait till someone will play with you

[devout dome]

Play toys

[frigid stream]

what.

[timid shore]

do u guys think dltb is gonna add like parkour and combat challenegs or js more content cux the game is amazing but it feels so empty like i feel like it needs morre endgame content

[devout dome]

Possibly some day

[short gazelle]

Post endgame content is what we need

[timid shore]

yea fr

[mental ravine]

Im waiting patiently for the play as a zombie feature like in DL1.

[timid shore]

the game in some aspects feels to much like a dlc ik it was meant to be one but if there gonna make it a standalone game they should add more

[timid shore]

apprently its been rumoured

[mental ravine]

[prime igloo]

I doubt it'll ever be added.

[velvet summit]

ContentcontentcontentRTRTRT

[frigid stream]

I think itd be better for each dl to have their own respective game modes to add more uniqueness to the franchise.

[surreal pendant]

Do we have the ar now or when the week ends

[frigid stream]

not everything needs to be brought back.

[timid shore]

it would still be great t ho

[velvet summit]

I think we should have a battlepass

[grizzled kestrel]

thursday

[timid shore]

we js need more content in general

[velvet summit]

W/ Nicki Minaj skin

[mental ravine]

OK add a play as a barion soldier mode

[prime igloo]

Exactly.

[mental ravine]

I just miss the pvp lol

[timid shore]

call opf the beast is bassicly the battlepass kinda

[velvet summit]

And where's the price tag for that

[prime igloo]

Speaking of which... I got an idea.

[velvet summit]

I've got many, such as EA

[timid shore]

i hope the devs read our chats and take notes lol

[mental ravine]

[velvet summit]

EA and Ubisoft could truly turn this franchise around

[hazy urchin]

Not on a Sunday bro

[timid shore]

we need as much content in the beast as there is for dl2

[hazy urchin]

[prime igloo]

What if... we do another PVP game mode, but instead have it be a 4v1, similar to the BTZ. But instead, the 4 players take a role of elite soldiers of the Baron, with the solo player being Kyle Crane. The hunted player must survive and avoid for a certain amount of time whilst the elite soldiers have to hunt and kill Kyle.

[velvet summit]

So a DBD clone?

[timid shore]

everyone prasie this so the devs read t

[whole wedge]

how long does it stay night time if you arent able to sleep to the next day

[hazy urchin]

Praise PvP lmao

[prime igloo]

..That is one killer, four survivors.

[velvet summit]

And now it's inversed

[timid shore]

doesnt have to be a pvp but any gamemode or new content js anything would be great

[velvet summit]

You should truly have a nobel prize

[candid bay]

Of course

[prime igloo]

Pretty much. Except it's not about gens, it's about map knowledge, psrkour skills, and scavenging to survive against the soldiers.

[hazy urchin]

I get where youre coming from. Some people always mention PvP like its there fix

[candid bay]

Are we talking about dbd im confused

[velvet summit]

Would get boring after a while tbh

[candid bay]

I see gens

[velvet summit]

We're talking about BTZ

[candid bay]

Ohhhh I see

[timid shore]

yea pvp dosnt really work in gamee like this but it did in dying light 1 so maybe i can work again

[candid bay]

That's literally a dbd clone

and would suck

[velvet summit]

You mean inspired

[candid bay]

Like most of y'all's ideas 🌚

Oops

[hazy urchin]

In this game it will suck like Jesse said

[timid shore]

were js brainstorming

[velvet summit]

Execs don't understand brainstorming

[prime igloo]

I just thought it would be a cool idea. Since the Hunting Season side quest had Kyle to be hunted. So why not work a PVP mode with one man being the Hunted and the rest the Hunters?

[mental ravine]

How do you guys get the cool colors on your discord name mines plain 👀

[velvet summit]

i mean it's just dbd

[frigid stream]

thats a fun idea.

[hazy urchin]

I like this guy 💯 Prism for King

[velvet summit]

By chatting

[mental ravine]

👀

Ohhh

[hazy urchin]

Chat SuperGirl

[velvet summit]

You get new roles by yapping

[prime igloo]

Bro. DBD is 4 survivors for generators, with 1 killer. And they have basically limited time before the survivors were killed.

[cedar ivy]

That could be cool, but the Nighthunter gets its own skill tree.

[timid shore]

yea ig but still would be cool

[mental ravine]

I can't wait for nightmare mode!

[timid shore]

yeaaaa and ng plus

[velvet summit]

I have played DBD yk?

[hazy urchin]

I like the roughness

[velvet summit]

I understand what you're saying, it's just the same we've seen

[prime igloo]

And how, exactly?

[mental ravine]

What's everyone's favorite weapon atm?

[timid shore]

stick beaver

[hazy urchin]

Knuckle Dusters

[velvet summit]

4 killers go after 1 survivor 🤯

[cedar ivy]

The one that kills zombies.

[prime igloo]

I get that. But I think just having more simple and basic like this can be left more fun with less tryhards or stuff.

[timid shore]

maybe it dosnt have to be pvp it can be like tower riad mode and theres difficulties

[velvet summit]

Tower Raid kinda sucks

[timid shore]

its not that bad

[prime igloo]

And DBD is 4 survivors trying to do generators to open the escape route with 1 killer hunting them and hooking them. Different gameplay entirely.

[cedar ivy]

Except you'll still have tryhards.. I'd prefer one more unique feeling like BTZ.

[mental ravine]

I wish dark zones had stronger enemies in them, maybe 1-2 volatiles. Maybe in nightmare mode

[velvet summit]

Sounds the same just inversed

[mental ravine]

Also i keep feeling like there should be a food and hydration meter in game with how much food i pickup lol

[velvet summit]

And I don't understand how the game would end? Baron's soldiers just die?

[prime igloo]

It isn't. The whole idea is that literally the hunted just has to survive for a certain amount of time with only one life.

[velvet summit]

Your idea is incomplete

[cedar ivy]

That should be in the base game with volatiles during the day.

[mental ravine]

Agreeee

[timid shore]

wasnt that how it was in dl2

[cedar ivy]

Probably a survival mode, or that will be in Nightmare mode.. I don't see them not building on the fact you don't insta-eat food.

[cedar ivy]

It was.

[prime igloo]

The Baron would've declared that Kyle has escaped, or possibly even Lydia having the infected kill the elite soldiers before the match ends.

[mental ravine]

I was a die hard DL1 fan, but never played DL2 looked a bit off to me, but im back for DLTB and I love it

[timid shore]

dl2 is good

worst out of all but still good

[cedar ivy]

DL2 has good parkour and combat, but that's about all it did better than 1, and DLTB combined the best of both games.

[prime igloo]

Except for map size and parkour allowance being minimal.

[velvet summit]

TLDR Dying Slop 2 is good, DLTB best

[mental ravine]

Im lime now 🥳

[velvet summit]

You mean piss colored

[mental ravine]

Moving up in the world

[prime igloo]

He is lime now.

[cedar ivy]

I like smaller maps.
But I do agree it has the least parkour capability.

[prime igloo]

Yeah. I just hope that it gets a bit bigger with more stuff, along with a lot more nature parkour.

[mental ravine]

Does the swimming seem off a bit to anyone else though? I feel like im always getting dragged to the bottom when I want to coast on the top lol

[timid shore]

i think we can all agree dltb is the best but has the least ammount of stuff to do

[cedar ivy]

More natural parkour pieces would be great.

[cedar ivy]

My thoughts exactly.

[prime igloo]

Which kinda makes it less of the best game in that regard as of now.

[timid shore]

i mean im pretty sure dl2 didnt have much stuff either at launch and now its packed with stuff so maybe dltb will be the same

there alereeady adding stuff wioth the pubg thing

[frigid stream]

I always like to say; if dl2 is considered the worst game out of the whole franchise, its still a great franchise.

[timid shore]

yes

[cedar ivy]

DL1 and DL2 are more replayable as of right now, but I don't personally find them better.

[prime igloo]

Understood. But eh, guess we'll keep waiting.

[timid shore]

if dltb had as much content as dl2 this game would be my goty lowkey

[velvet summit]

Don't think it will win GOTY any time soon

[timid shore]

yea ik but my goty

[cedar ivy]

DL2 has a lot of content but said content isn't really the greatest imo.

[velvet summit]

A to B quests with shit writing

[frigid stream]

even the windmills are pretty lack luster.

[cedar ivy]

GOTY is bullshit anyways.

DL2 had the worst safezones.

[frigid stream]

popularity contest.

[timid shore]

yea but dltb can have as much as dl2 and make it way btter

[prime igloo]

Tower Raid being one of the lackluster content.

[cedar ivy]

I agree.

[timid shore]

i get the hate but i perssoanlly enjoy it

[frigid stream]

i mean it was like that for a reason, on-the-go safe zones were meant for nightrunners.

[timid shore]

it gets super boring after 1 run but its notbad

[cedar ivy]

The Nightrunner tents didn't look safe at all.

[prime igloo]

Only slightly better if the content were lackluster.

[timid shore]

dltb should have smothing like tower raid tho

[frigid stream]

well considering how OP uv is in dl2, i dont see why not.

[prime igloo]

And very uncomfortable.

[frigid stream]

yeah its not gonna be a 5 star safe zone lol.

[cedar ivy]

It was usually two lights and it didn't cover the whole thing, you could get easily jumped.

[frigid stream]

but yet you dont.

[cedar ivy]

Even for on the go I'd rather run to a safer safezone lol.

Well yeah, because gameplay doesn't equal logic.

[tight merlin]

Dying Light 3 : The Beast gonna win GOTY

[prime igloo]

For example: the paraglider boost.

[velvet summit]

At the scam awards

[tight merlin]

Just u watch

[frigid stream]

lol yeah. I get what you're saying. im just pointing out that most safe zones in dl2 were designed to be extra compact for a reason.

[cedar ivy]

I just don't think it was good to see the same two things get copy-pasted or poorly designed when you go to them often.

[velvet summit]

I'm sorry bud, but it's never going to come close to Mindseye

[cedar ivy]

Yeah I get it, just a personal gripe of mine lol.

[frigid stream]

it even says in the description that it was made like that for a reason.

[frigid stream]

yeah, thats fair.

[tight merlin]

🤣 u tried this with Jesse a few weeks back I didnt forget when y'all tried trolling me and others got upset 🤣

[velvet summit]

It's not Jesse anymore.

[tight merlin]

Mindseye is the last game u wanna try to troll me with xd

[tight merlin]

Point stays

Thats weak bait I wont fall for

[prime igloo]

9 out of 11 ragebait there.

[velvet summit]

Yet you fell for DL3.

[tight merlin]

How and when ?

[frigid stream]

I don't think he was baiting you specifically. or baiting at all.

[velvet summit]

Cautious with those jokes bud

[tight merlin]

More like 1/10

[prime igloo]

Nah, I know it's a ragebait.

[tight merlin]

There are people who would sadly fall for the Mindseye bait.

[velvet summit]

Unfortunately the fact that you thought I was trying to ragebait you

[cedar ivy]

Whoa.

[candid bay]

You know how it is

[tight merlin]

Cause u and ur buddy Always try and always fail at it.

[velvet summit]

Oh yes, surely.

Any more complaints

[tight merlin]

Keep trying im rooting for u 💪

[mental ravine]

👀

[tight merlin]

Yes my complaint is u not trying hard enough

[velvet summit]

I'm sorry for you, I'll redirect this to my ass

[tight merlin]

Hey that's good 👍 not that I care but thanks for the info

[cedar ivy]

The light is dying, my house is getting darker from the clouds covering the sun.

[velvet summit]

Surely

[candid bay]

You're on discord too much

[tight merlin]

So are u

[velvet summit]

Only now realizing?

[tight merlin]

Stop stalking

Love when Jesse talks like that when he always here 💀

[prime igloo]

...Say that again.

[velvet summit]

Tried replacing the bulb?

[cedar ivy]

Talos? TIBER SEPTIM HIMSELFFFFF

[tight merlin]

Mhm

[cedar ivy]

Yeah I'll put more AA's in the sun.

[tight merlin]

Why not AAAs

[cedar ivy]

I don't think the sun takes those.

[tight merlin]

It explodes

[cedar ivy]

Yeah.

[mental ravine]

[mild salmon]

The ice axe sometimes does the finishing animation of long sword istead of onehanded

So it is best of both worlds

[velvet summit]

Mind-blowing.

[mild salmon]

I dont want techland to fix it

Its so good i like the long sword new animations they added and one handed

[tight merlin]

Glad ur having fun

[lunar rivet]

there removing the pubg logo for copy right reasons, I assume january 15th is the day tecyhlands rights to use the logo are forfit

[tight merlin]

I think we can be glad they didn't use the PUBG outfit etc otherwise that also might have been lost thats probably the reason Techland created their own outfit and pan etc.

[lunar rivet]

pubg is like fornite, theres no one pubg outfit but everybodys collectively aggress its the max level armor

[tight merlin]

Yeah true atleast PUBG atleast the OG we all know looks dope.

But yeah your not wrong

[lunar rivet]

ive seen 18 raideblade1's in a chat before

[tight merlin]

In here ? Yeah there was People trolling me here using my name lol

[grizzled kestrel]

who would do such a thing

[grizzled kestrel]

why?

ok great bit

[tight merlin]

😔

[grizzled kestrel]

yippee

[tight merlin]

Lord help me

[grizzled kestrel]

lmao

[tight merlin]

That was funny not gonna lie

[grizzled kestrel]

thank you Raidblade1²

[tight merlin]

Ha funny!

[zealous crypt]

Where's the best place to farm volatiles???

[candid bay]

Raid thought it would be funny to have people make their profile look like his

[tight merlin]

Can u like leave me alone ?

Are u obsessed with me or something?

I never asked them they did it themselves stop with ur rumors and shit

[candid bay]

Im explaining something thanks

[tight merlin]

Nah ur speaking shit

Stop talking about me and making shit up

Leave me alone ur hella childish and annoying

I was having a civil conversation with someone u love looking for attention go find it somewhere else

[candid bay]

I'm not

[tight merlin]

Ok lad

Feels weird having u obsessed over me

[candid bay]

Sure

[tight merlin]

Cool man

[flat rock]

Both ya zip it

Ya both got a block button, hit it

[tight merlin]

Yes ma'am

[tight merlin]

I don't talk to him id like for him to stop taking about me and looking for attention

[flat rock]

Tired of this channel turning into a place where members argue

[tight merlin]

I was having a peaceful conversation i never talk to him

He should stop talking about me or mentioning me he is hella annoying

[flat rock]

Move on

You said your peace

I told ya both to stop

[tight merlin]

Mhm

[flat rock]

Now back on topic

[ashen frigate]

no me and @thorny crane change our name and pfp to raid to toll him lool

I also convinced someone to do it don’t know his name

[marsh pier]

this game is so fire i love all players

[prime igloo]

Same.

[marsh pier]

hope yall have a good night

[tight merlin]

Thank u for clarifying that.

[candid bay]

Right

[ashen frigate]

it was @midnight plaza he still has raid name lol

[tight merlin]

Who even is that guy?

[ashen frigate]

idk had your pfp at the time and said to change his name to to yours

[tight merlin]

Lmao 🤣 i only know Grotto wanted to use my name i went to sleep woke up and there was more of u with my name

[ashen frigate]

heh

[hazy urchin]

2 side quests left. Then its farming for the books

[tight merlin]

Side quests are peak in this game

[hazy urchin]

Yes they are actually. I will agree and most of my stuff now are Rare and Epic. Just have 2 upgrades that are legendary

[midnight plaza]

Kyle

[tight merlin]

That's fine that's a good start farming dark zones are fun can feel lonely without someone.

Atleast i finished the game with my buddy last night his reactions to certain stuff was funny

Now we will grind dark zones together

All my stuff are maxed i just collect books and loot now for the fun of it

[hazy urchin]

Im grinding DZs Solo with my Knuckle Dusters

[tight merlin]

Oh i remember u i might be wrong aren't u someone here boyfriend? I can swear someone said u were might be another kyle so many of u here lol

[tight merlin]

Lol i did DZs solo for 300 hours now i got someone to do it

[hazy urchin]

I did a lot of farming in DL2

[thorny crane]

na that was me Hi

[tight merlin]

Mostly use my grappling hook and grapple them then stomp on them but i go in hard these days

[halcyon acorn]

how long does the games finale take?

[tight merlin]

I just turned into a howler

[midnight plaza]

Nah I'm the 𝗞𝗬𝗟𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗘

No I'm not dating anyone

[candid bay]

Bye

[tight merlin]

@flat rock my last green now 😭

[tight merlin]

🤣🤣🤣fair fair

[hazy urchin]

Theres only 1 Kyle Crane. And im playing him right now

[thorny crane]

😂

[candid bay]

Kyle crane is based off a real person wdym

[ashen frigate]

[flat rock]

Grass

[thorny crane]

i'm so popular here

[flat rock]

Who are you?

[hazy urchin]

I never asked if he was real or not lmao

[tight merlin]

Atleast my last green 😭

[thorny crane]

wow

[flat rock]

Go touch some

[midnight plaza]

Indeed wow

[prime igloo]

Whomst shall you be?

[tight merlin]

Lord u gonna call me grass now aren't u ?

[tight merlin]

Is that how to speak to me ? I'll stop helping it at home

[thorny crane]

the Grotto Chap I'm stacked as fuck boy

[hazy urchin]

Congrats on your last colour

[prime igloo]

Who is Grotto Chap?

[thorny crane]

ok then

[flat rock]

Yes

[gloomy remnant]

algun español para jugar cooperativo?

[flat rock]

#📄︱general-spanish

#📄︱general-latam

[tight merlin]

What in the heck is up with my name

Grass blade !!!!!

[ashen frigate]

Lol

hello grass raid

[hazy urchin]

Touch Grass

[candid bay]

That's too bad

[flat rock]

I changed it

[tight merlin]

Im not grass!!!

[candid bay]

There's a real Kyle crane out there

[tight merlin]

Ofcourse its u my beloved

Im never gonna hear the end of this

[thorny crane]

lol

[flat rock]

[pseudo cove]

Bro how can I get max resources?

[thorny crane]

go get looting

[gloomy remnant]

I just started 2 hours ago, what do you recommend?

[thorny crane]

mats are not going to farm themselves get dark zones

[hazy urchin]

Farming

[flat rock]

Dark zones

[pseudo cove]

Ewwwww I gotta work hard for them

[flat rock]

Yep

Get to work lazy

[hazy urchin]

Lazy

[gloomy remnant]

I have bad weapons, can I do that?

[thorny crane]

yep ya lazy shit

[tight merlin]

U can be glad I cant name u

[pseudo cove]

Ahahahah lol fine fine

[tight merlin]

Id name you EvilCrow cause ur evil

[flat rock]

There

[ashen frigate]

you need to touch grass now

[prime igloo]

Better start working, peasant.

[tight merlin]

Perfect that suits u better!

[tight merlin]

I did she already made me do it

[pseudo cove]

Ima put a big smile on my face while I’m farming

[ashen frigate]

get to work

[thorny crane]

yep might take you 500 hours to get where I am at

[pseudo cove]

But I just got off work 12 hour shift lol

[hazy urchin]

Damage Booster and go to town on them

[flat rock]

Yes

Be sneaky

Use takedowns

[rancid sedge]

Hi crow

[pseudo cove]

Btw is there a dying light store?

[thorny crane]

hello there tacitalman

[thorny crane]

not for the beast like dl2 if thats what you mean

you fucking cock

[pseudo cove]

That’s shame

[ashen frigate]

you need to buy him a cock costume now

[tight merlin]

What

[pseudo cove]

Goo goo kaka

[prime igloo]

Hey, Crow? What do you think of this idea for a potential seperate gamemode for DL:TB?

[candid bay]

🫩

[flat rock]

Not a bad idea actually

Like a reverse dbd

[hazy urchin]

Nah

[pseudo cove]

Who plays Fortnite let’s run it

[prime igloo]

Bruh... But at least you think it's good idea.

Just hope it might be considered for the game eventually. I mean, it would fit the story in some way.

[flat rock]

4v1; hunting down the 1; probably have to either escape as the 1 or be captured

[tight merlin]

What if

[ashen frigate]

go loot

[thorny crane]

i'm playing rn

[ashen frigate]

what if you touch grass

[pseudo cove]

Add me bro let’s ply

[tight merlin]

😔 Crow i hate u @flat rock

[strong pier]

Chase him with frying pan

[thorny crane]

no i'm good playing with bots thanks anyway

[flat rock]

[prime igloo]

Yeah. Elite Baron soldiers after the one player who is Kyle. Survive for a certain amount of time to win. Or kill Kyle to win as the elite soldiers.

[flat rock]

Good

Divorce me

[ashen frigate]

yea then I can have you all to myself

[tight merlin]

Never you are still the best wife

[pseudo cove]

lol I’m rlly good lilbro you probably ply zero build agahagagag

[prime igloo]

Kyle with the comically large frying pan:

[surreal pendant]

Gang why are yall passing crow around

[thorny crane]

I mean i play builds but whatever

[tight merlin]

She'd rather attempt to kiss a Volatile than marrying u

[prime igloo]

You could say this is a... Toxic Relationship.

[thorny crane]

bro get a life lol

[ashen frigate]

We are both married to her

[pseudo cove]

Wanna 1v1?

[flat rock]

The fuck is that mfing popeye laugh

[ashen frigate]

you get one

[prime igloo]

He probably ate spinach.

[pseudo cove]

I understand if your scared

[tight merlin]

She already admmited to being married to me hence "then divorce me" so nope just me

[candid bay]

Are we talking about dltb anymore

[surreal pendant]

Crow why are people fighting over you

[flat rock]

No

[thorny crane]

my joystick is broke my guy because of the update i can't build rn

[flat rock]

I’m a priceless treasure

[tight merlin]

Ur my treasure

[gloomy remnant]

im not chuck norris man hahaha

[tight merlin]

I'd divorce you honey

[flat rock]

You literally have a prompt for it

[surreal pendant]

You're* come on man

[candid bay]

Very odd

[tight merlin]

She has the best smile and cutest hands

[pseudo cove]

Ahhh I see making excuses cuz you want no smoke lol I understand zero build player

[gloomy remnant]

what is takedown

[flat rock]

My hands are ugly af

[thorny crane]

come on then

[pseudo cove]

lol add me

[flat rock]

Oh you’re a baby player for sure. Sneak up to a zombie, you get a prompt to “takedown” which is a one hit kill.

[candid bay]

Zero build? Fortnite? 😭

[thorny crane]

come in dms

[pseudo cove]

Ima embarrass you lilbro

[candid bay]

We can't be serious

[surreal pendant]

Chat is strange today

[prime igloo]

How about y'all stop passing around Crow and start passing yourselves some bitches?

[prime igloo]

Indeed it is...

[gloomy remnant]

aaaa okey pkey

[candid bay]

Crow is getting passed around now... Right ok

Lovely chat

[flat rock]

Nah, I have my wife and that’s it

[prime igloo]

Yep. Welcome to the Dying Light server.

[gloomy remnant]

Do you recommend I do missions or explore the map?

[night wing]

Jesse and crow here ❤️ hello my kittens

[surreal pendant]

Disappointed Chad crane hasn't got all plats like me

[flat rock]

@rain torrent

[cedar ivy]

How is that a shame?

[prime igloo]

Don't need to. I just need to enjoy the games.

[flat rock]

I like story so I did missions and explored while doing them.

[tight merlin]

And you mine when she aint around

[gloomy remnant]

thx

[surreal pendant]

Tbf the worst plat is the 80 collectibles in DL1

[flat rock]

You’re welcome

[ashen frigate]

our lil pumpkin

[flat rock]

[tight merlin]

Have u ever watched Dexter ?

[prime igloo]

DL2:

[flat rock]

Topic

[surreal pendant]

Nah dl2s was easy

[tight merlin]

I was gonna say that's what imma do to u if u dont stop flirting with my wife 😔

[prime igloo]

Hot Topic.

[flat rock]

[ashen frigate]

our wife

[tight merlin]

🤬😡🤬😡😡

[flat rock]

This isn’t Utah.

[ashen frigate]

our smol lil pumpkin wife

[prime igloo]

Jokes on you, I hurt myself more than your smacks will ever do.

[flat rock]

Go to general you weirdos

[tight merlin]

Yes tell him

[flat rock]

That includes you

[ashen frigate]

tell raid that

[surreal pendant]

Crow im sorry for you that these.. things exist

[ashen frigate]

good pumpkin

[flat rock]

Ehhhh

[tight merlin]

But im just talking to u my beloved and talking about the game

[surreal pendant]

The strange humans fighting over you

[still matrix]

[flat rock]

[prime igloo]

They just lack hoes.

[tight merlin]

Woah woah!

[still matrix]

Can’t relate

[surreal pendant]

Factual

[tight merlin]

Now ur going far ! Somebody gimme a gun

[left panther]

niuh uh

[flat rock]

Topic

[tight merlin]

I don't want hoes i got morals i want a wife material

[surreal pendant]

Yuh uh

[still matrix]

Topic guys come on now

[prime igloo]

Back to Beasting it then.

[flat rock]

[still matrix]

Been told multiple times

[tight merlin]

Yes boss lady

[surreal pendant]

Side note dead island 2 is peak

[prime igloo]

Then find one yourself in real life.

[tight merlin]

Yes but topic

[surreal pendant]

[flat rock]

Yeah some of you can’t afford another warning

[tight merlin]

Crow is my buddy we joke like this if she didnt like it she'd have told me here to stop Infront of u all

[surreal pendant]

Hey topic

[thorny crane]

I can lol

[tight merlin]

Anyways DLTB

[flat rock]

[tight merlin]

How's the grind going for u all on DLTB

[rancid sedge]

Word of advice you don’t want to troll with crow

[flat rock]

I haven’t played for a month now.

[still matrix]

Only you and grotto grinding it bro

[surreal pendant]

Ive done everything just waiting till ng+ and LL

[thorny crane]

lol I won't keep up either way

[flat rock]

Hello Tac

[tight merlin]

Damn really? I thought u been playing this whole time

[night wing]

GROTOE

[flat rock]

I haven’t played anything

[thorny crane]

Riko what up

[rancid sedge]

Hi crow

[night wing]

hello big goat

[tight merlin]

I know u been busy etc and so on though.but damn hope u can play again soon though.

[hazy urchin]

Is there any new quests coming

[thorny crane]

what you been up to then

[prime igloo]

I know. Just playing along.

[flat rock]

Mostly want ng+

[night wing]

nothing just looming around and listening to a variety of music, you?

[flat rock]

Plus my hoe has been working so our game is paused

[tight merlin]

Oh I thought u was serious my bad lol

[surreal pendant]

I dont think so

[rancid sedge]

I’ve been decorating since 10 am

[prime igloo]

Nah. If I was, I would be harsher.

[thorny crane]

grinding dltb every night no sleep

[tight merlin]

I hope that comes soon 🤞 i keep waking up every morning hoping i see a new update with NG+ and Legend levels

[night wing]

still? bro it’s been days 💔

[candid bay]

Lol

[flat rock]

Guess we’ll see

[tight merlin]

Fair and besides me and u neber had beef before

[prime igloo]

Same here. Just wanna start beasting it at premium levels.

[hazy urchin]

I hope you know what I mean. I dont want say much tbh

[tight merlin]

It has to be next week

[thorny crane]

yes been looting dark zones all night till 6am

[flat rock]

[prime igloo]

That's typically because I don't really want to start beef

[night wing]

I greeted you and instead of saying “wow Riko hello my king” you aired me. Count your days.

[tight merlin]

Thats sad was fun talking to her the other day lol

[night wing]

is the game that replayable?..

[surreal pendant]

Im curious how many LLs will be on this game considering they said its going to have the most so 300+

[still matrix]

No

[rancid sedge]

I don’t do new game plus in dying light

[thorny crane]

no I just love it

[flat rock]

Jess is fun. It’s why she’s my first bestie.

[tight merlin]

Me neither I just wanna have fun and talk about the game and whatever else

[hazy urchin]

What is a LL

[surreal pendant]

Legend level

[night wing]

next level addict

[tight merlin]

She is she seems like a nice person but fun not boring

[thorny crane]

484 hours I'm fucked

[night wing]

What about quill.

[hazy urchin]

Lazy typing

[prime igloo]

I got a question.

[flat rock]

He’s the second bestie

[night wing]

may I say.. j*b

[night wing]

You betrayed him.

[prime igloo]

How the fuck does a Howler gets inside a dark zone?

[thorny crane]

ye deserved ngl

[rancid sedge]

I’m running out of material for him

[flat rock]

Have not

[tight merlin]

Oh I thought boyfriend..Jess said when she not around he has u 🤣

[thorny crane]

crawls in there

[night wing]

Very chap. Very.

[thorny crane]

yep

[flat rock]

@unkempt arch

[prime igloo]

How? They got their arms restrained. Unless they just start doing the worm.

[night wing]

In the quill verse you were his bestie 💔 I’m reporting you to him.

[flat rock]

Slothy is his first bestie

[thorny crane]

true thats what they do i guess

[flat rock]

I think

Idk that’s also his wife

So ask him

[night wing]

I have the quill verse family tree go to general

[prime igloo]

Probably.

[tight merlin]

Hey dont make fun of me! It was her own words!

"If im not around quill has her"

[flat rock]

Usually how it works; there was a custody battle for me

[night wing]

betrayal in the QV 🫩

[rancid sedge]

Hey crow I got a question would I get in trouble if I ping hi quill on multiple chats just to annoy him

[tight merlin]

Lmao custody 🤣🤣🤣 thats wild

[flat rock]

Yes

[rancid sedge]

Damn

[flat rock]

Probably

Try it and find out

[tight merlin]

What if u did one and i did one ?

[night wing]

I might make a TacVerse

[flat rock]

[thorny crane]

in my eyes go wild

see how long you last lmao

[rancid sedge]

Ive been pissing quill off for a while now

[thorny crane]

oh then your prob on thin ice tbh you would not last a minute then

[rancid sedge]

He knows I’m joking with him

[thorny crane]

good luck if you go through with it lol

[rancid sedge]

Ive been doing it for a month Ive called him a woman
Ive called him soft
Ive weirded him out with a marriage proposal

[thorny crane]

lol

[night wing]

you want to weird quill out?

look no further than the rikGoat

[tight merlin]

Or offering him hugs or call him bestie both annoys him

[night wing]

I’ll take you up on that offer

[rancid sedge]

Ive done that to

[flat rock]

Quill probably thinks you’ve gone mental

[rancid sedge]

Probably

[tight merlin]

I called him bestie and he said stop i hate when people call me that 🤣 try it out

[flat rock]

I mean you are mental

But still

[tight merlin]

He hates it

[night wing]

I WILL trying this Dont you worry

[tight merlin]

Show me when u do it 🤣

[rancid sedge]

Oh I’m completely sane

[night wing]

I will

[flat rock]

[night wing]

I wonder what the CV (CrowVerse) looks like

[tight merlin]

Cant wait haha

[tight merlin]

Mental hospital

[rancid sedge]

I can be serious

[flat rock]

I was just going to say this

[night wing]

now this, this is funny

[tight merlin]

See I know u little by little

[tight merlin]

🤣

[flat rock]

You know my type of humor

[rancid sedge]

I remember

[flat rock]

Anyway it’s better than the garbage dump of yours any day

[tight merlin]

Well yeah ofcourse we talk often so gotta atleast know something

[prime igloo]

Probably full of Volatiles too.

[tight merlin]

What do u mean!!!!

[flat rock]

You heard me

[night wing]

Crow, if I was per say applying for mod would I have your vote

[tight merlin]

Honey honey....grrrr

[rancid sedge]

Uhm don’t you mean you read me

[flat rock]

That depends on how much money you’re willing to bribe me with

[tight merlin]

Nah trust me Even Volatiles wont survive that mental case

[night wing]

Atleast quill and nocture would 😔

[flat rock]

Mental hospital remember

We hear voices here

[prime igloo]

We all do.

[tight merlin]

Crow im cooler than u

[prime igloo]

Like one telling us to go to school and dropkick children.

[flat rock]

I felt at home in the asylum lvl

[rancid sedge]

Why does everyone want to be a mod all you get is complaints and threats

[tight merlin]

Crow is like The Joker and penguin had a baby she's beyond crazy and lost

[night wing]

I’d just be the best mod

[flat rock]

True

[night wing]

and I’m super cool and lovable

[flat rock]

I got blamed for banning people I didn’t even know

[rancid sedge]

I was a mod for Xbox I got threatened with a lawsuit once

[tight merlin]

Crow timed me out for 15 minutes when i mentioned someone from DL2 💀

[edgy fern]

do we know if we're getting the x ray slow mo thing back?

[night wing]

It appears a disciple of estrogen has arrived

[flat rock]

You mentioned a character in tb

[edgy fern]

i haz

[rancid sedge]

Frank ban me for posting a pic of superhero

[flat rock]

Probably not

Iirc there was some sort of issue with it

[night wing]

Yeah but we’ll need mocap for that, so do you mind if I hit you with varying objects?

[flat rock]

Or I’m just remembering wrong

[night wing]

or no? I don’t mind

[tight merlin]

No i did not show the.proof

[tight merlin]

Wait hold up imma pm u

[edgy fern]

hmm ignore the moaning then yeah am cool with it :3

[night wing]

so I’m going to ignore the context to this and act really weirded out

[lunar rivet]

guys when is ng+ I need to minmax my fucking beast

[night wing]

EWW MOANING? WHAT EW

[prime igloo]

The fuck?

[edgy fern]

lmao jk XD

[prime igloo]

The hell did I return to?

[edgy fern]

nothing its fine XD

[night wing]

I know What type of person you are.

[prime igloo]

Nah nah nah. Gimme the context.

[cedar ivy]

What the fuck.

[edgy fern]

riko said they wanna smack me with stuffs and i made a joke :3

[lunar rivet]

help

[prime igloo]

Oh okay.

[cedar ivy]

Maybe when it's actually announced.

[tight merlin]

Guys should I touch some grass or play more DLTB ?

[cedar ivy]

DLTB

[prime igloo]

Both

[cedar ivy]

[edgy fern]

smoke grass and play more DLTB

[tight merlin]

Roger

[prime igloo]

Put your feet in the grass and play DLTB.

[tight merlin]

Thats a fair point

[tight merlin]

🤣🤣🤣this is funny

[tight merlin]

Ok let's do it together!

[cedar ivy]

Outdoor gaming, except the sun blocks your vision.

[edgy fern]

got the bong right next to me XD

[prime igloo]

Just go undercover.

[night wing]

you want me to spank you?

nah freaky asl

[prime igloo]

Ayo?

[cedar ivy]

[edgy fern]

you said you wanted to smack me, not spank you just bieng wierd af

i have a bf gawdddd

[cedar ivy]

I know you're not talking about weird.

[night wing]

if I was to, correct the spelling error

[prime igloo]

Can y'all unfreak yourselves?

[night wing]

Being*

[edgy fern]

nu

[night wing]

You read the messages not me, I’m as unfreaky as possible

[dire echo]

What did I just open bro

[prime igloo]

Then be freaky somewhere else

[dire echo]

New dying light scrip leak😭💔

[cedar ivy]

Get out whilst you still have your dignity.

[prime igloo]

"You want me to spank you?"

[night wing]

what enarC dahC said

[edgy fern]

see they the wierd one

[candid bay]

Already?

[dire echo]

I lost it the second I joined

[prime igloo]

Everyone freaky?

[night wing]

They said they wanted to be hit not me

[candid bay]

He gets it

[cedar ivy]

Yes you are.

[night wing]

HA

Thanks TDEV2 You always have my back

[candid bay]

Hey rick

[craggy sun]

No extra 3 dockets for current challenge?

[night wing]

Wsp Jesse

[cedar ivy]

TDB?

[tight merlin]

U are just well prepared aren't yah ?

[cedar ivy]

WHY AM I HEARING NEW VEGAS WHEN I DON'T HAVE A GAME OPEN.

[night wing]

look over that, that was a me spelling error 😔

[prime igloo]

And they said hit. Not spank.

[candid bay]

Mad as hell because I lost all my progress on MC

[edgy fern]

its either sit with the dysphoria or be high with the dysphoria

[night wing]

Same my friend blew my shit up

[cedar ivy]

Oh wait, it might be my background.

[night wing]

They insinuated it. Chad.

[cedar ivy]

Oh yeah, it was my background.

[dire echo]

Is there an option to walk away

[candid bay]

I'd commit multiple crimes

[tight merlin]

Oh well that's fair then

[edgy fern]

nah the voices in your head did it

[edgy fern]

ive tried i promise

[night wing]

I did. I was so angry

[cedar ivy]

That's when you get stacked gear and then nuke their base.

[night wing]

Dont bring the voices back.

[cedar ivy]

And kill their dog infront of them.

[dire echo]

okay dude that’s too far..

[night wing]

I game shared with him, he went on my account put himself in creative and blew up our survival MC world

[candid bay]

In my situation it was my fault though

[cedar ivy]

It's a video game.

[night wing]

beyond mad.

[night wing]

oh boy what did you DO

[cedar ivy]

Straight to jail with that one.

[dire echo]

yeah killing someone’s dog in Minecraft is too far man…

[candid bay]

Updated the mod pack kept getting errors and uninstalled because I didn't know what else to do

[cedar ivy]

All in the name of revenge.

[night wing]

Chop his fingers off day by day until hes a stub

[prime igloo]

Did they? Or did you freak yourself up that much?

[night wing]

oh what mod pack

[dire echo]

Some say un leash the beast…

[night wing]

I have a girlfriend chad.

keep talking like this and I’ll restrain you.

[flat rock]

Your right hand or left hand don’t count.

[candid bay]

"BetterMC" im liking it so far

[night wing]

1+ still

[prime igloo]

Then I'll just scream at you like a Howler would.

[tight merlin]

Rude

[night wing]

Is it that hard to believe I’m normal? 💔

[tight merlin]

Uhm

[night wing]

?! And you called me the freak

[prime igloo]

Nobody is normal in this server.

[cedar ivy]

Damn.

[flat rock]

And?

[night wing]

(Me)

[prime igloo]

And how is that freaky?

[teal ore]

Hey just wondering but is anyone else having problems with Kyle’s natural running stamina? I feel like I’m just running out of breath all the time and it’s stopping me from committing to jumps

[tight merlin]

We do like to scream

[night wing]

That’s what asthma does to you

[night wing]

I’m just messing around

[tight merlin]

And and you'll sleep outside tonight if u don't behave

[prime igloo]

Just crouch and stand still to regain it faster.

[night wing]

I wish I could type stuff the way I say it in my head 💔

[prime igloo]

Same.

[night wing]

it would have saved me getting blocked

[flat rock]

Wheezing Crane is normal

[cedar ivy]

I do feel like he doesn't have much.

[night wing]

no you.

[dire echo]

You also regain the stamina when climbing

[flat rock]

I ain’t joining you

[prime igloo]

Nuh uh.

[teal ore]

13 years in the lab turned you into a fuckin asthmatic

[flat rock]

Bro crane was wheezing in dl1

[candid bay]

I wouldn't be surprised if those were the side effects

[prime igloo]

Petition to make an artwork of Kyle Crane as Mr. Wheezy from Toy Story.

[flat rock]

[cedar ivy]

Sentient Volatile and still has the stamina of a pre-schooler.

[teal ore]

Yeah but that before you unlock the full parkour tree

[flat rock]

Ask Emi she might do it

[candid bay]

Real

[teal ore]

I suppose he is like 50 fuckin years old so it makes sense lol

[prime igloo]

Oh. I will.

[prime igloo]

Even pre-schoolers got more energy than Kyle.

[night wing]

It was the stale air

[tight merlin]

Damn I am married to a mean wife 😞 atleast when we alone you're not like this

[candid bay]

Yuck

[teal ore]

No wonder all his boosters are inhalers 😭

[night wing]

WAIT A DAMN MINUYTE.

[prime igloo]

Should've been spicing it then.

[night wing]

THE CROW VERSE HAS EXPANDED

[candid bay]

Isn't that a dl2 thing?

[night wing]

Grass you are crow’s husband?

[prime igloo]

Boosters are still inhalers in DLTB.

[tight merlin]

What im innocent

[flat rock]

He wishes

[night wing]

mind exploded Gif

[teal ore]

Still in the beast too, Crane huffing spices to make him hit harder n take more damage

[tight merlin]

We are married!

[night wing]

hmmmm…

[candid bay]

Ohhh

[prime igloo]

Toxic Relationship story quest be like:

[flat rock]

Still nothing there

[tight merlin]

Yeah i won't divorce her either way

[night wing]

damn. Grass she has you there

[tight merlin]

U took it off honey u always take it off to troll me

[prime igloo]

Za Hando.

[tight merlin]

She just took it off now to take the picture to prove me "wrong"

[flat rock]

The plastic ring you got out of a quarter toy dispenser

[night wing]

Hmmmm…

[tight merlin]

My love thats mean ! I worked hard to buy u that ring!

[night wing]

WHAT IF IT’S THE RIGHT HAND

gotcha there

[prime igloo]

Also that hand image of yours make it look like you got baby hands like Robin from Teen Titans Go.

[teal ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lmo-clown-offer-erasure-za-hando-ga-kesu-za-hando-gif-24698666

[prime igloo]

Embed fail.

[flat rock]

Marriage rings go on the left ring finger

[teal ore]

Oh it’s over for me

[prime igloo]

Indeed it is.

[night wing]

that’s the most insulting thing I’ve ever heard 💔

[tight merlin]

Atleast its a good ring paid my whole Salary for it

[prime igloo]

[teal ore]

better go join the rest of my kind in walking off 60ft buildings

[night wing]

Maybe I’ll be one of those performative millennials and put it on my right

[tight merlin]

Or start wearing wedding rings on your toes.

[night wing]

or my tongue

[tight merlin]

See im married ? Whip out my toes

[tight merlin]

That can work too

[night wing]

puts tongue out

I’m married

[tight merlin]

That could be offensive they gonna say u calling them single and unwanted

[night wing]

good.

[tight merlin]

🤣🤣

[night wing]

Lower life forms than me