💬︱the-beast

[real forum]

and wore xp outfit

[frail smelt]

Dltb or dl1

[real forum]

idk how much more i could do

dltb

[grizzled kestrel]

dl1 until ng+ and that other stuff comes out for DLTB

[frail smelt]

Fair

When should that be coming out?

It’s week three of the beast thing right

[grizzled kestrel]

sometime in the next 8 weeks

[velvet summit]

when the sun will explode

[frail smelt]

Jeez

[grizzled kestrel]

hopefully that comes soon

[frail smelt]

I need to beast it

[neat arch]

@grizzled kestrel ttyl lover boi

[velvet summit]

omg, gambing mechanics

event's great💯

[cedar ivy]

Gambling is great.

[formal fog]

What do you mean?

[lunar rivet]

how do I activate the event?

[iron cedar]

Theoretically what is stopping you from joining someone’s distress call and gunning them down? Because FF is enabled for ranged weapons

[balmy roost]

Dude what is this glitch

[lunar rivet]

guys how do I activate the event ;-;

[regal pawn]

Yall beasting it?

[thorny crane]

It’s active just go do what it tells you lmao stop saying about it

[real forum]

am about to unleash

[thorny crane]

What glitch?

[regal pawn]

Good. Good.

[balmy roost]

The entire lake is like glowing

[lunar rivet]

I played the game for about an hour and nothing new happened

[balmy roost]

Super bright

[real forum]

Detroid ?

[thorny crane]

Texture bug prob

[thorny crane]

Well you have to wait for the reward goal to be met now just wait till next week that when you will get the reward

[lunar rivet]

im dumb mb I forgot what day it was thought the pubg event was active

[real forum]

i just looked at the time since starting to play and i just played 9 hours in one sitting

[thorny crane]

Lmao

[kind slate]

...Dying Light The Beast is STILL better than Dying Light 2

[dense valve]

Ive played for 14 hours straight once

I havent mentally recovered

[candid bay]

Ok

Least insufferable glazer

[real forum]

Both great games with ups and downs

[dense valve]

The best paragliding mechanic was in DL2

[kind slate]

It was the only thing it really had going...

[tepid glacier]

so did the third docket for 5 mil dropkicks release or still not?

[dense valve]

I play the games for the zombies, and the story because I like to kill things and make shit up along the way

[kind slate]

Yeah but the thing is it was clear that the story itself was ripped apart and put back together along with mechanics during the development cycle.

[brazen path]

Why is Kyle bricked in the new game?

[iron cedar]

Dying Light 2 hate is so forced 💔

[fickle owl]

Why does he make us bricked is the true question

[grand silo]

It’s because of the bad story bad map and other stuff they didn’t take there time with it

[fickle owl]

Did the ng+ come out with this update

I’m only asking because if the 45 gb size on Xbox

[grand silo]

Nope it will probably come out next month or idk we just have to wait and see

[candid bay]

None of the other games had paragliders?

[dense valve]

I know 0-0

[fickle owl]

Damn

Guess I’ll play the original PvZ and play dltb tomorrow

God the new PvZ is such slop i’m so disappointed

[grand silo]

I really want I think it will come next month because when dying light 2 came out in February they added NG+ in April so they could do that like did with dying light 2

[fickle owl]

Maybe maybe

I didn’t think it would be in this one either way just the file was so big this time

[grand silo]

We know NG+ will be always added it first because fans love it and they would request it

[safe delta]

[kind slate]

He was always bricked. He's a former green beret.

[kind slate]

Don't get it twisted. I don't HATE the game. I'm just disappointed that it turned out the way it did.

[real forum]

FYI if you die while opening a military convoy the loot despawns and you get nothing

[kind slate]

shit

[red latch]

I think the story was okay. I just hated the end, and Mia of course

[kind slate]

That's why you need the 40MM rotary Grenade Launcher. Because fuck you and everything within a 10 meter radius of you!

[tight merlin]

Hello weirdos

[muted wagon]

It's still forced since it's not like other DL games have great stories and imo it has the best gameplay of all the DL games.

[unborn ice]

I miss DL1

[brazen path]

Then play it

[tight merlin]

Nice I don't though.

[lunar rivet]

he needs to release the beast

[tight merlin]

Guys next they gotta tweak the enemy human AI like damn mfker is on the ground and i hit and instantly just dodges xd their dodging needs tweaking.

I mean i want them to dodge and make the fight hard yes just shit i hit him down and while down he just dodges me like Goku in instant transmission

[lunar rivet]

I aimed my gun at someone trying to get a headshot and he put his hands up for like 3 secs then runs

[tight merlin]

Yeah they the new behaviours only work on the melee guys though

[lunar rivet]

why would you put your hands up if you have a gun to attack

[tight merlin]

But I love using my melees just hate how they dodge instantly no Matter if they flat on the ground knocked over they dodge like its normal xd

[lunar rivet]

they are to agile

[tight merlin]

A guy with a gun put his hands up ?

[tight merlin]

Yeah like are they even human at all xd

[lunar rivet]

the baron dose NOT have enough money to hire 3 billion of these super soldiers

[tight merlin]

Baron is handsome his looks is enough to convince them lol

[lunar rivet]

we need this ng+ rn

im coming up on 110 hours and am running out of stuff to do

[unkempt arch]

They don't dodge my arrows to their eyeballs.

[tight merlin]

I hope its next week that Legendary reward thing hopefully or maybe tomorrow with the collab or something 😭

[lunar rivet]

I need to minmax my crane

[tight merlin]

Nah their definitely not human bro Techland lying to us 🤣

Bro dodges my hits in a split second.

[lunar rivet]

they dodge my shotgun

[unkempt arch]

Is this recently?

[tight merlin]

What the dodging? Yes today

[unkempt arch]

I mean, to melee, I can understand it. But I mean the shotgun. They dodge a shotgun?

[lunar rivet]

idk what to tell you

[unkempt arch]

I haven't played in over a couple of weeks.

[lunar rivet]

these new ai's are to good

[unkempt arch]

But I main a bow, and had zero issues before.

[flat rock]

Because you smell.

[unkempt arch]

Great, yes. I agree.

[ashen frigate]

you have to Perry them

[lunar rivet]

viral + melee weapon = baron soldire guy

[ashen frigate]

Wait for them to swing first

[flat rock]

Actually I don’t know what you smell like; probably like the rage of those you ban and the broken hearts you leave behind.

[tight merlin]

What really? What y'all been playing then? DL2 ?

[unkempt arch]

Fuck no. I uninstalled that ass game over a year ago.

[tight merlin]

Im talking about dodging my attacks not them attacking me lol i know to parry them

[tight merlin]

Lmfao 😂 what u crow and thr gang been playing then?

[unkempt arch]

This is probably accurate.

[unkempt arch]

Nothing.

[flat rock]

Let’s ask: @pastel forge

[sudden badge]

is it head shots for the challenge

[lunar rivet]

I tried playing DL2 then returned that THING after and hour and 30 mins of torture

[tight merlin]

Ahh i see well u gonna be back on beast soon or what?

[lunar rivet]

I think so

[tight merlin]

Lol damn DL2 has too much good memories for me

[unkempt arch]

Yeah, when NG+ releases.

[flat rock]

At some point because he said he’d show me where Cock’s mural is at.

[tight merlin]

Fair i cant wait man gonna be hella fun

[unkempt arch]

Yes, or when Crow is not late to hang out and we can go do that.

[flat rock]

I been depressed leave me alone.

[tight merlin]

Well just make sure u are sober this time

[tight merlin]

She's was born to be late

[flat rock]

I haven’t drank since that first play.

[tight merlin]

Wow miracles do happen!

[flat rock]

[unkempt arch]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

I would offer you a hug...but I don't do hugs so here.

[flat rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-hugs-cuddle-gif-17754615575577561160

Too fucking bad.

Commit.

[unkempt arch]

Ew, get off me.

[flat rock]

No.

https://tenor.com/view/mocha-and-milk-bears-milk-mocha-cuddle-squeeze-gif-7102673578086768359

[unkempt arch]

I feel gross now.

[flat rock]

You feel gross because you are gross.

[sudden badge]

content

[flat rock]

Now I need a shower…

[tight merlin]

Crow didn't u escape a mental hospital or something?

[unkempt arch]

But I smell good. And that is the main thing.

[flat rock]

No one confirmed this so I remain skeptical.

[sudden badge]

crow survived a lvl 4 volitile chase in the beast

[flat rock]

No I’m still here?

[tight merlin]

She is the volatile

[flat rock]

Several times.

[tight merlin]

Oh hmm

[unkempt arch]

But she can't drive for shit.

[sudden badge]

we dunno that

[flat rock]

Says you.

[tight merlin]

Women.... Im kidding im kidding

[unkempt arch]

And Jess. I have proof.

[flat rock]

Jess can’t drive for shit either.

[cedar ivy]

I do, she ate my femur one night.

[tight merlin]

She's definitely something

[flat rock]

Mmm the sound of it snapping was awesome

[cedar ivy]

Exactly.
Get me the UV,

[sudden badge]

i think crow hates me

[lunar rivet]

hey mods

yk what you should do

[flat rock]

Why

Because I haven’t eaten your femur yet?

[tight merlin]

She dislikes me the most in here dont worry

Crow literally PMed me and said she dislikes me

So you are safe

[ashen frigate]

our pumpkin loves us

[cedar ivy]

My mom makes good pumpkin cookies.

[tight merlin]

Nah she said she wants to marry me but I don't know man

[buoyant cobalt]

what i miss

[flat rock]

Send me some

[unkempt arch]

She tells me this regularly.

[tight merlin]

Do it yourself u lazy ass

[tight merlin]

I am not surprised honestly

[cedar ivy]

Sorry my fatass is eating it all.

[flat rock]

I hate you

[tight merlin]

I knew u disliked me just like....😩

[unkempt arch]

I hate you too.

[flat rock]

I’m still gonna hug you.

[tight merlin]

Day 1 of knowing Crow hates me the pain!

[unkempt arch]

You'll get over it.

[cedar ivy]

I'm unhateable.

[tight merlin]

Never!! I don't wanna be hated by my Pumpkin!

[candid bay]

Pfft

[thorny crane]

you sound like a big baby crying rn

[cedar ivy]

Ahem.
I said.
I'm unhateable. 😔

[buoyant cobalt]

lol

[tight merlin]

Am I!!!!

[thorny crane]

yes its ok crow will always hate you my guy

[tight merlin]

Never I will fight for her!! And protect her until end of time ! She will like me !

[thorny crane]

um good luck with that one budd

[tight merlin]

I don't need good luck just confidence

[thorny crane]

ye

[tight merlin]

U wanna fight me or something?

Come at me lil Timothy

[thorny crane]

ye sure hop on the fort 1v1 realistic my guy

[tight merlin]

The what

[thorny crane]

dude realistics we can pg zone wars

[midnight plaza]

Run thou pockets scallywag

[tight merlin]

I have no fucking clue what you are talking about now

[tight merlin]

Xd

[thorny crane]

ok then I got all the info I need then you would lose 10-0 in all 3

[tight merlin]

Uhm sure if that'll make u feel better

[thorny crane]

ya

[tight merlin]

I'll kick ur ass in anything regardless

[cedar ivy]

Crane could solo anything.

[tight merlin]

Gazi would defeat Grotto

[cedar ivy]

Indeed.

[thorny crane]

id fucking shit all over him and leave him stuck in a wheel chair too easy

then what

[tight merlin]

Stop talking about yourself

[thorny crane]

well....

[covert lark]

Anyone get the week 2 rewards?

[thorny crane]

yes

[covert lark]

Where is it located?

[thorny crane]

they should be in your stash

[tight merlin]

So unc

[covert lark]

You found yours in your stash?

[thorny crane]

yep

[tight merlin]

Grotto i cant believe u are in ur 30s

[thorny crane]

mate im in my prime rn in fort

[tight merlin]

I own fort

[covert lark]

So week 1 and 2 were both in your stash?

[thorny crane]

dead ass i would walk all over you grandpa

[thorny crane]

omg yes

[brittle anchor]

What time does the pubg event go live

[tight merlin]

U older than me u fossil

I'd walk over u in any game

[thorny crane]

your the fucking slug I walk behind in fucking asda cunt

[covert lark]

I’m confused because it says week 2 will not be in your stash like week one was

[tight merlin]

Shush u old fossil you are from 1100s

[ashen frigate]

old man fighting about video games

[tight merlin]

Next to u I look brand new

You rusted

[candid bay]

I thought that you only get it when the event is over

[thorny crane]

im gone goodbye

[unkempt arch]

Can you two try and stay on topic, so I don't have to do more work?

[covert lark]

Is it over?

[candid bay]

🫩

[thorny crane]

sure I just got fucked on anyway

[tight merlin]

Well hello there bestie

[unkempt arch]

Ew, don't call me that.

[tight merlin]

Damn so rude

[ashen frigate]

our bestie is not big fan

[lunar rivet]

yo wassup guys

anyone have the wolf axe?

[tight merlin]

U on DLTB now ?

[unkempt arch]

I hate being called bestie.

[tight merlin]

How about brother ?

[unkempt arch]

That is fine.

[tight merlin]

Alright brother so what u up to ?

[unkempt arch]

Chilling. drinking.

[tight merlin]

Damn that sounds like a fun time.enjoy it man

[cedar ivy]

You mean you don't want to be called our favorite bestie boo? 🥺

[thorny crane]

get in dms now

[brittle anchor]

You should gamble too

[thorny crane]

no thats bad for you

[unkempt arch]

Fuck no.

[tight merlin]

No I don't like guys 😔

[cedar ivy]

Damn. </3

[unkempt arch]

I do.

[tight merlin]

Bestie boo ? Quill what's he saying

[lunar rivet]

bumpity bump

[thorny crane]

oh hello there

[ashen frigate]

why you raid again

[tight merlin]

Oh ffs

[thorny crane]

to piss him off why else

[thorny crane]

what the matter?

[cedar ivy]

Mom and dad are being schizophrenic again.

[tight merlin]

@unkempt arch can I behead him ?

[thorny crane]

nope Ima beast it over you lol

[ashen frigate]

quill is our pookie wookie bookie cutie patootie booboo bear

[tight merlin]

Stay on topic u piglet !

DLTB here only

[thorny crane]

i did beasting it is in dltb

[tight merlin]

Crane is a beast

[lunar rivet]

bumpity bump
bumpity bump

[ashen frigate]

I need to become him too where you get the pfp from send me it

[tight merlin]

Im gonna loose my shit right about now

[thorny crane]

now there will be 3 of us how exiting?

[tight merlin]

Quill help me please

[unkempt arch]

Topic.

[lunar rivet]

THATS WHY I SEE "RAIDBLADE1" FUCKING EVERYWHERE

[thorny crane]

no raid is apart of dltb expirment

[tight merlin]

DLTB only

[unkempt arch]

Yes.

[cedar ivy]

My brain is hurting, help me Quill.

[unkempt arch]

Stop thinking. That might help.

[thorny crane]

its only about to get worse

[kind slate]

Reject human. Become zombie

[tight merlin]

Crane is ur favourite right?

[cedar ivy]

Man forget you then. 😔

[unkempt arch]

Between him and Aiden?

[tight merlin]

Yes

[kind slate]

Crane could and DID whoop Aiden.

[lunar rivet]

bumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump
bumpity bump

[unkempt arch]

Without a doubt.

[thorny crane]

I love aiden other me

[cedar ivy]

You mean you don't like Aidenbabaiden more?

[rich bobcat]

That is 100% facts

[tight merlin]

Now I think u cooler than before.

But why u ask between them ? Is there someone else u like more than Crane in DL?

[kind slate]

I can't deny that if it were a battle of speed though. Aiden would beat Kyle in a race. Especially nowadays.

[ashen frigate]

hi

[rich bobcat]

Speed? Crane blew up an entire hives nest in dl1 by pure speed alone 😌😌

[unkempt arch]

No, I was asking from a main protagonist point.

[thorny crane]

oh fellow raid how you enjoying the dltb grind

[rich bobcat]

And explosives

True. But crane wasnt BEASTING it

[unkempt arch]

spoil

[tough hemlock]

Reminder that ANY spoilers (even with spoiler tags) outside ⁠︱beast-spoilers and ︱beast-spoilers-locations-gam… will result in an IMMEDIATE one week timeout. This includes locations, quest names, characters, etc. NO EXCEPTIONS!

[lunar rivet]

bumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump
bumpity bumpbumpity bump

[unkempt arch]

Stop the spam.

[tight merlin]

Oh crane is my favourite in DL verse

[unkempt arch]

Same.

[midnight plaza]

Spoiler: Crane is the main protagonist in dl1 and dltb

[ashen frigate]

[thorny crane]

hi

[rich bobcat]

And hes the best

[ashen frigate]

put ur name to Raidblade1

[lunar rivet]

crane unleashes the beast

[kind slate]

It's Beasting Time

[tight merlin]

Who would be ur second?

[lunar rivet]

do any of you cool people have wolf axe?

[noble bloom]

Dying light: TB (Tuberculosis)

[thorny crane]

jade or olivia

[kind slate]

BOAH

Kinda sucks that Jade is still dead though.

[unkempt arch]

Well, the only other main protagonist would be Aiden.

[noble bloom]

Crane gets tb from a bandit encounter and dies fighting Rahim who ratted out the Kyle der Crane gang

[kind slate]

P L A N

Im bout to get Lumbago up in here

[noble bloom]

The plan was to go to Villedor

[tight merlin]

I mean even NPCs like villains or other cool characters

[thorny crane]

hakon my boy hakon and waltz

[kind slate]

Instead they ended up going EAST to CASTER WOODS WOOOOOOOO

[unkempt arch]

Yeah, probably Hakon, honestly.

[noble bloom]

NOOOOOO

[thorny crane]

I love his voice

[unkempt arch]

I like his attitude.

[kind slate]

ngl i prefer Villedor only because of it's another city... And Castor Woods is... Well the woods.

[cedar ivy]

Hakon's my pookie.

[noble bloom]

I've never been to castor woods

I don't have dying light tuberculosis

[kind slate]

I do. But it's 20-wheneverthefuckDLTheBeastisset

[noble bloom]

I WANT DYING LIGHT TB SO FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD

When will it go on sale

[kind slate]

Idk man

[unkempt arch]

[cedar ivy]

I'm guessing Christmas.

[noble bloom]

K

Ig I'll wait 2 months

[thorny crane]

yep wait 2 more months

[tight merlin]

Hakon is definitely a brother

I'd pick between Aiden and Hakon

[unkempt arch]

There is no question who I would pick between those two. Hakon.

[ashen frigate]

hopefully, that guy still alive

[thorny crane]

I own a boat

[tight merlin]

Kinda the same here I hope we see him again one day

[thorny crane]

ye look man why don't you go sleep for a bit you know it must be tireing talking about dltb all day

[candid bay]

Oh

[ashen frigate]

almost 6 am for him

[tight merlin]

Why don't u sleep must be tiring farming poppy's for 24 hours

[thorny crane]

its 3am for me rn

[cedar ivy]

Schizophrenia is happening.

[thorny crane]

bro tired

[candid bay]

Yup

[ashen frigate]

he say he can’t sleep

[thorny crane]

which is stupid

[cedar ivy]

I'm going to sleep before I develop my own schizophrenia.

[thorny crane]

ok man you do you we will still be here

[tight merlin]

Mhm

[thorny crane]

Why hello there

[tight merlin]

🙄

[lunar rivet]

anyone got a firewolf axe?

[thorny crane]

No but raid does

[ashen frigate]

Raid got one

[thorny crane]

Oof that’s not nice I’m helping you

I have one myself

[lunar rivet]

yoooo

mb

are you on pc

[south sparrow]

Is an "accurate shot" just a headshot?

[lunar rivet]

yeah

[south sparrow]

Thanks!

[lunar rivet]

with guns

I think

[south sparrow]

So cant be done with a crossbow?

[lunar rivet]

*ranged

[south sparrow]

Ok cool, thank you

[muted finch]

Doesn't have to be a headshot

• Accurate shot is every shot from a firearm (excluding flamethrower and ranged weapons like bow and crossbow) that hits the enemy.

from the patch notes for today's update

https://pilgrimoutpost.techlandgg.com/news/dying-light-beast-update-1-3

[midnight plaza]

Why?

[ashen frigate]

Bc

Happy Halloween guys

[midnight plaza]

Fair reason

[ashen frigate]

to troll raid

[midnight plaza]

insert absolute cinema here

[thorny crane]

Oh my god

[ashen frigate]

Hehe

[candid bay]

Anyways

[ashen frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[thorny crane]

How fun

[ashen frigate]

@tight merlin

[thorny crane]

He ain’t gonna be too happy

But da army will grow

[muted finch]

y'all better make this on topic before a mod/admin sees

[thorny crane]

I’m playing dltb and these fall damage deaths hurt me more each time

[muted finch]

yeah active landing is kinda glitchy

[frigid stream]

is it?

[unkempt arch]

[muted finch]

yeah sometimes It doesn't wanna work

[midnight plaza]

Active landing leaves me at literally 1 hp

[frigid stream]

huh. never ran into that problem.

[candid bay]

Probably a skill issue

[thorny crane]

Was about to say this it happened when your too high I think

[tight merlin]

What the fuck is going on

I was taking to somebody important i come back and now there's more of me

[tight merlin]

Tf are u ? 🤣

[thorny crane]

He raid blade jr

[tight merlin]

Wtf u mean fair reason

[thorny crane]

LMAO

[tight merlin]

DLTB only

[thorny crane]

Yes you know what I wanna see. Unc raid blade in as a boss for tomorrows event what you think?

[midnight plaza]

I'm Raidblade1 jr. Who are you

[upper token]

anyone got a video of all the different finishers

[thorny crane]

No sorry

[ashen frigate]

Hi raid

[muted finch]

anyone else feel like tarzan swinging was nerfed with this new patch?

i've found it harder to swing consistently

[thorny crane]

You mean the yeet grapple after you swing?

[muted finch]

kinda yeah like grappling and swinging from tree to tree or lamp post to lamp post

[ashen frigate]

We are growing

[thorny crane]

No haven’t noticed yet will let you know

[tight merlin]

U older than me u fossil

Guys DLTB only or I'll call Quill

Well no i got a nice good reason to sleep but first some coffee and watching an episode of my show

[flat rock]

@unkempt arch I need an adult

[unkempt arch]

You always need an adult.

[thorny crane]

Why hello there

[flat rock]

Look I really need one

[tight merlin]

Oh look its Mrs Mean and Mr Not Bestie

[tight merlin]

U are the pumpkin i been hearing about?

[unkempt arch]

Why is Crow a pumpkin?

[flat rock]

No that one is

[tight merlin]

She has a big head like one

[thorny crane]

lol

[flat rock]

My trademarks are being violated

[unkempt arch]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-hide-imma-leave-homer-gif-13017762

[tight merlin]

Nah i need sleep i read "birthmarks" and laughed hard nah after this cup of coffee and episode im gone

[thorny crane]

All this guys idea @tight merlin

[flat rock]

Fucking traitor

[tight merlin]

Nah uh u are

[ashen frigate]

lol

[tight merlin]

Another one

Mods gonna have a good day

[candid bay]

Thanks

[thorny crane]

I’m going to have fun doing my pumpkin today dltb style

[tiny fable]

Is it you lol

[candid bay]

Yes

[tiny fable]

Oh damn cool vid dude

[candid bay]

😭

[ashen frigate]

I’m not clicking on that

[thorny crane]

How tf does he stumble on your video that’s cool as hell

[thorny crane]

I did it led me no where

[tight merlin]

This chat is wild

[tiny fable]

I added a space, to not get dinged. You need to edit it

[unkempt arch]

Doesn't matter, because it was deleted.

[tiny fable]

Delete the extra space

[tight merlin]

U asked me if i wanna play DLTB with u ?

Uhm no

Dont want u stealing my routes

[thorny crane]

I have my own my guy

[unkempt arch]

At least he asked.

[tight merlin]

I didn't ask him to ask im a loner

[unkempt arch]

Nigel no mates?

Figures.

[tight merlin]

Urs suck cause u still have low poppys

[prime igloo]

B.

[thorny crane]

You listen here I’m getting them done when I’m done with looting dark zones

[tight merlin]

Nah i have a mates I play with.

One is American one is French .

[unkempt arch]

Ew, French, Sorry for your loss.

[tight merlin]

Oh and some others i added today

In here

[thorny crane]

Please don’t tell me one is that Tom and Jerry guy

[ashen frigate]

new name

[thorny crane]

Yep bro did not wanna play with me so new name about him

[tight merlin]

Nah he cool honestly and u say eww french when im literally French too imma kick ur ass!

Well my genes are Fench and such I just speak it and also german/Dutch.

[flat rock]

This made me wheeze

[tight merlin]

Quill hates me cause im French

[thorny crane]

Ew ye french people ew

[unkempt arch]

You said you were from South Africa iirc.

[tight merlin]

No

[flat rock]

[unkempt arch]

Or was that someone else?

[thorny crane]

Good boy

[tight merlin]

Yes im from South Africa.

But i have French,German/Dutch genes.

There's a whole history u can read about it lol

[unkempt arch]

I'd rather not.

[tight merlin]

Well yeah now u know im also French and for that imma have to send my gang to ur house now

[thorny crane]

Dude new name fire

[unkempt arch]

Okay, good luck with that.

I will be here, not giving a shit,

[thorny crane]

Dltb better be good with pubg quest tomorrow

[tight merlin]

Damn bro don't care about his life ?

[unkempt arch]

I am more than capable of looking after myself.

[thorny crane]

No he has to baby watch everyone here

[tight merlin]

You either brave sir or foolish or blind! Or all !!

[tight merlin]

Nah im innocent and behaving well he is watching all of u

[thorny crane]

How many warnings you got 4?

[tight merlin]

7

[unkempt arch]

https://tenor.com/view/junevi-gif-18033834710861070581

[white thorn]

did we ever get the 2nd docket code for going 2 million over the goal last week?

[thorny crane]

Fuck me how are you still here

[tight merlin]

I know people

[thorny crane]

You can check on the outpost

[unkempt arch]

He has 4. One away from ban.

[white thorn]

how so?

[tight merlin]

Why u always gotta say that isn't there no privacy here!

[thorny crane]

Ouch raid you gotta be on best behaviour

[unkempt arch]

Nope.

[thorny crane]

Search dying light outpost and go to events and the old one last week

[tight merlin]

Well that's a good thing this is just a discord and not an importance to my life.

So the day I'm banned I'll still be playing DLTB

[white thorn]

yes, and I can see we're 3 million over the goal. in the game-news channel they said we'd get a docket code for every 1 million over the goal. I'm asking if we've gotten those codes

[unkempt arch]

Cool story bro.

[tight merlin]

I know u wanna ban me so badly Mr Quill

[thorny crane]

Yes 2 codes

[thorny crane]

And he waiting for the perfect opportunity

[winged oyster]

I just got to my phone after work and I got surprised with Week 3 hitting

[hasty ibex]

there is a legendary wepon i want to get so bad but idk how

[tight merlin]

Well he will never have that opportunity since i get a warning now im auto banned muahaha the bot gonna beat him to it

[hasty ibex]

can someone who got experience help?

[tight merlin]

Time flying

[winged oyster]

I can try, but we gotta go to #🧭︱beast-spoilers

[hasty ibex]

i cant post photos at all

mind if i private you the image?

[thorny crane]

Also idk how but I think I had a stroke when typing my new name

[winged oyster]

Yeah, especially since 9/10ths of the time I could've been playing I've had to work and sleep.

[winged oyster]

Sure, but I am likely only gonna view it as you can see the messages before you accept DMs.

[tight merlin]

Wtf is that even

[thorny crane]

Now we good

[tight merlin]

That's tough man hope ur good man hopefully u can play more soon

[tight merlin]

U go through more name changes in one day than I change in a week

[thorny crane]

Dw I got another good one

[tight merlin]

Jeez

What's next

Dora The Explorer?

Loot Goblin

[thorny crane]

Thanks for the idea

[tight merlin]

You'll be a loot Goblin when u catch up with me in poppys

[tight merlin]

This name doesn't sound right

[thorny crane]

No need to remind me

[tight merlin]

Grotto is a Judith Grimes victim though

[thorny crane]

Dead ass

[signal plume]

Did the pubg update come out?

[thorny crane]

What no that’s later

[tight merlin]

Few hours from now

The PUBG truck skin is fire 🔥

[frank cosmos]

Is it available to play new pubg quest??

[thorny crane]

No

[frank cosmos]

oh! okay

[vital verge]

did they add new clothing items in 1.3?

[thorny crane]

Just fixed the bruiser boots

[sullen flame]

Has anyone else noticed the gift smoke cloud in houndfield or has it just been their?

Giant*

[thorny crane]

No lol

[vital verge]

damn, one of my weirdest issues with the game is that it feels like there aren't enough clothing items yk?

[chilly fiber]

god damn how do we even go about getting this much ammo for this week's challenges? I used like 400 bullets just today in half an hour

[thorny crane]

There is we have transmog and there are multiple
Different gear sets

[tight merlin]

He means base game

[thorny crane]

Well that’s why I grind before hand 12k rifle ammo just let others do the job

[tight merlin]

And more outfits and stuff will come soon

[thorny crane]

Well idk what else he wants when that ain’t a isssue rn

[chilly fiber]

I kinda wanna contribute so if we lose I can yell at everyone who didn't help lol

[ashen frigate]

hi Grotto

[thorny crane]

Well you can yell at me I only done 5 shots

[thorny crane]

Oh what the fuck is this very funny raid telling him to do this

[chilly fiber]

5 is more than 0, this deserves praise actually

[thorny crane]

Ima kill the little bastered

[ashen frigate]

no it was my idea

[thorny crane]

You little shit

[ashen frigate]

[thorny crane]

Well you ain’t as stacked as me for one and two your right

[tight merlin]

I dunno

[signal plume]

How does it even count the accurate shots like save them? It doesn’t show a score tracker in-game.

[ashen frigate]

you are a loot goblin

[fading meadow]

called it! knew the new event was gun related

im a genius

[thorny crane]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[tight merlin]

All u gotta do is hit them thats all.

The game has no counter like DL1 but the website counts it for us

[ashen frigate]

see

[thorny crane]

Ima cry look at what I started and it being used against me

[signal plume]

I’ve hit several and it feels like I did nothing cause I can’t tell if it added them to the current total.

[tight merlin]

I know right

[ashen frigate]

heh

[thorny crane]

Fuck you guys

[tight merlin]

In ur wildest dreams

[thorny crane]

I hate you guys dead ass

[tight merlin]

Stop hating yourself

[thorny crane]

Haaaa so funny omg let’s laugh everyone haaaaa so fucking funny cunt

Omg look I’m hating on myself

[tight merlin]

💀

Bro is having a mental breakdown

[thorny crane]

Great now I look like I need to be in a mental hospital

[ashen frigate]

this ur fault

[flat rock]

Can you all stfu

[thorny crane]

Happily

[flat rock]

Stop arguing in channel

[thorny crane]

Sarcasm

[tight merlin]

No one is arguing lol

[flat rock]

https://tenor.com/view/move-bye-go-leave-shoo-gif-16160046

[indigo cloak]

How do I update my old save to the newest version of the game

[tight merlin]

Stupid buttface

[thorny crane]

You update the game?

This is the worst day of my life

[tight merlin]

I'll happily make it worse

[thorny crane]

Please what could be worse than you and cinema doing this

[tight merlin]

More people doing it

[indigo cloak]

No i mean like I have two save and one is old like version 1.2 and I need to be version 1.3 the newest save

[thorny crane]

I swear to god

[tight merlin]

We'll find them

[ashen frigate]

Hello, my favorite pumpkin

[thorny crane]

Click into it and load it up that will allow you to update it

[fading meadow]

also happy halloween (in my timezone atleast)

[thorny crane]

Ye you too

[indigo cloak]

Ok bet

[brittle anchor]

You aswell!

[thorny crane]

And ima be long gone by then

[tight merlin]

We will wait for u

[thorny crane]

Omfg yes keep that name

[flat rock]

Imma shoot you

[tight merlin]

😂

[brittle anchor]

Do we know what time the pubg event goes live

[tight merlin]

Honey dont be so aggressive

[thorny crane]

Anything but me and I’ll allow it

[ashen frigate]

you love me

[thorny crane]

I hate your guts Ngl

[flat rock]

I love none of you

[ashen frigate]

noo

[tight merlin]

Im not done with u yet

[thorny crane]

Aw great

[tight merlin]

Soon u will love me

[flat rock]

That sounds vaguely threatening

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[tight merlin]

Threatening u with a good time yes

[ashen frigate]

It’s a compliment than anything

[flat rock]

https://tenor.com/view/stressed-gif-7048057395502071840

[tight merlin]

I want gifs too ugh

[chilly fiber]

happy halloween!

[thorny crane]

Ye sure I love being a loot goblin

[ashen frigate]

well

[thorny crane]

Happy Halloween pumpkin

[ashen frigate]

you are one

[tight merlin]

😘so wife what are u doing?

[granite mountain]

Is the pubg event out?

[thorny crane]

No later today

[granite mountain]

K

[flat rock]

Looking for your location so I can send the mini nuke

[thorny crane]

So true I’m looking for him as well I got a bone to pick with him

[tight merlin]

Damn Amor you are the best with role playing

[granite mountain]

You forgot im a fallout player

[granite mountain]

Tf is that name

Bro betrayed Olivia

[ashen frigate]

hi

[tight merlin]

I play Fallout too

[granite mountain]

I still havent played pearl Harbour dlc

[tight merlin]

Nah Olivia left me for Crane

[granite mountain]

Couldn't get quantum power armour

My game was bug

[tight merlin]

Damn

[thorny crane]

Aw few the two dumbasses left me alone

[tight merlin]

Well Fallout 3 remake loooks promising

[granite mountain]

Huh when they announce

[ashen frigate]

you not finished yet

[thorny crane]

I am I finished 10 hours ago and was meant to be in bed 6 hours ago

[tight merlin]

Well bo ETA but its on their list slowly being worked on

Well remaster more i mean

Well imma drink some more coffee so i can sleep and be ready for the update later I'm excited for that pan and outfit

[ashen frigate]

How is drinking coffee making you sleep?

it’s caffeine

[tight merlin]

I don't know how to answer that but it does

[tight merlin]

I literally drink a monster before bed and i knock out fast

[thorny crane]

How am I still awake watching this server I should be in bed rn

Matter of fact I should be sleeping not grinding stupid poppys

[tight merlin]

For some reason energy drinks makes me sleep fast when im in bed

Coffee soothes me and calms and bam knocked out

[ashen frigate]

I can also help out and use my fist and knock you out

that works to

[tight merlin]

That wont work it makes me too excited

[ashen frigate]

lol

[tight merlin]

Am I the only person in the world who likes to dip peanut butter bread into my coffee ?

I done that since i was a small tiny boy

[thorny crane]

Am I the only one going crazy rn

[tight merlin]

Nah im seeing about 5 of u right now unless that's normal

[thorny crane]

Ye that’s normal too me at least

[tight merlin]

Alright then

[ashen frigate]

that not normal

new name is fire

[flat rock]

Idek who tf you are

[unkempt arch]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

Husband?

[thorny crane]

I’m going to fucking strangle you in your sleep tonight

[flat rock]

I’d like to file a new restraining order

[granite mountain]

Nobody does that's why I have to make myself known

[thorny crane]

Ho fuck I’m having a crash out arc rn and it ain’t good

[unkempt arch]

Against who?

[flat rock]

[tight merlin]

Holy shit

[flat rock]

@tight merlin against him

[tight merlin]

Yes

[thorny crane]

At least your known man

[tight merlin]

Babe why u doing this to me ?

[unkempt arch]

She doesn't want you. You are now required to stay at least 100 yards away from her. Restraining order in effect.

[granite mountain]

2 husband?

[ashen frigate]

you don’t like being trolled back

[tight merlin]

Noooooooo!!!! I love her!! She can save me!

[thorny crane]

Who the fuck do you think I am????

[tight merlin]

Lolz

[thorny crane]

I’m losing it

[granite mountain]

That guy who got clapped by galactus

[thorny crane]

You fucking what?

Cunt what do you mean

[tight merlin]

Nah Grotto is a SpongeBob victim

[thorny crane]

You stfu

[flat rock]

[granite mountain]

Who did it patric or squidward?

[tight merlin]

Nah uh

[granite mountain]

Must be the squid since they release ink

[tight merlin]

Patric dared Squidward

[thorny crane]

That’s such a good way to put it raid is SpongeBob and cinema is Patrick and they both fucking annoying as hell

[tight merlin]

And you are the baby in the crib always crying!

[granite mountain]

Alright bro enjoy your villain arc

[thorny crane]

It started 2 hours ago cunt thanks either way

[unkempt arch]

Alright, back on topic.

[tight merlin]

He is a one episode dexter kill well 5 minute episode.his villain arc ends before it begins

[granite mountain]

Chill on the harsh words kid

[tight merlin]

Yes sir alright

[thorny crane]

Dltb has more impact on me than either of you and I known you for about 2 weeks now

[granite mountain]

Yall hyped for stranger things s5?

[thorny crane]

Actually nope you had more impact on me than dltb dltb was fun to play meanwhile your annoying

[tight merlin]

Ok chill we know you tough on DLTB i still got more Poppys on DLTB than u

[thorny crane]

Now what the hell is in the pubg quest for tomorrow I have no clue

[tight merlin]

Back on topic!

[granite mountain]

Today

[thorny crane]

Fuck you

[thorny crane]

Alr buddy today tomorrow next week next year could be any date

[granite mountain]

31

They said

[tight merlin]

Sir this is a DLTB channel not a hookup channel

Keep it DLTB related please

[thorny crane]

I know and I’m asking do we know what the quest is

I heard something about air drops

[tight merlin]

Gonna be fun driving there in my PUBG truck

[ashen frigate]

hm

[thorny crane]

Yep

Who da fuck is this?

[ashen frigate]

hm

[tight merlin]

Perfect name

[thorny crane]

Yep fire just wait ima be at more than this annoying prick

[ashen frigate]

Thank you

[tight merlin]

My pleasure look the baby is crying again

DLTB is my world !

[ashen frigate]

he gets so offended

[tight merlin]

😂he dont like when we tease him back like he tease us

Im just excited for the event now

[thorny crane]

Yep at this point I feel like a gun is at my head

[tight merlin]

Dying Light 3 The Beast is my favourite DL game

[thorny crane]

You know what go fuck your poppys

I swear to god after the event tomorrow ima have 9999

[ashen frigate]

go to bed Grotto

[tight merlin]

Dont cheat

[thorny crane]

I can’t now you fuckers kept me up and now I can’t sleep

[thorny crane]

Who said anything about that

[tight merlin]

Only way you'd have 9999 poppy's by tomorrow

[ashen frigate]

not my fault

[tight merlin]

Its gonna take a normal player a long time to get to 9999 poppys

[thorny crane]

It’s both yours

[ashen frigate]

how

[thorny crane]

I’m joking I can’t sleep either way

I have to grind more

[tight merlin]

I just slept for a solid 2 minutes while reading the comments

Been awake for like 24 hours

[thorny crane]

I have stomach pains please I’m in pain

And I still have to play as crane today

[tight merlin]

Are u.. uhm are u uhhh

[thorny crane]

A fucking what spit it out ain’t got all day

I’m a fucking volitile for all I know

[tight merlin]

Are u becoming a mommy ?

[thorny crane]

I hate you so much right now it’s unbelievable

[tight merlin]

Grotto i think we need to sleep we beem playing too much DLTB

[tight merlin]

Yeah u girls get this violent while carrying

[thorny crane]

I never sleep

[tight merlin]

Sleep my dude we got more loot to loot on DLTB

[thorny crane]

I’m not amused

[tight merlin]

How's ur poppys looking? I beem farming alot in castor woodsy poppys are very well.

[thorny crane]

How about you stick those poppys up your little ass

[tight merlin]

Calm down I want more military medkits

[thorny crane]

I’ll help you let me ram them up there while we get fucking started

I’m so done with you you must be the most annoying person on earth where the fuck are you so I know to never go to where you live

[tight merlin]

DLTB is my favourite

[thorny crane]

Oh really me too

[tight merlin]

Yeh its fun

[thorny crane]

You know what else is fun being washed at a game I used to be good at so I could grind dltb was the worst choice I ever made

[tight merlin]

Womp Womp

DLTB is so worth it

And u know it

[thorny crane]

I don’t know anything any more

[tight merlin]

Get. More poppys you'll be okay

[thorny crane]

Be friends with crow and you’ll finally stop pissing her off oh wait that won’t happen keep trying someday you will get there

[tight merlin]

😂😂🤣

I have never annoyed or pissed off crow once though.

Trust me if I did she'd PM me and tell me.

[flat rock]

I’d tell you right here to your face

[thorny crane]

Dead ass I know and was hoping I was right lmao

[tight merlin]

Yeah yeah whatever my point still remains

[flat rock]

Fuck off

[tight merlin]

U fuck off first

Shit i cant talk to my wife like that dammit

[tight merlin]

Are u still done with me

[thorny crane]

I think that’s how a so called argument would start

[tight merlin]

Dont worry I'll just buy her food and snacks

[flat rock]

Video game*

[tight merlin]

Yes that too ofcourse

[flat rock]

Ugh I forgot I need to do dbd event

[polar lily]

Is the event active?

I just woke up from a nap, genuinely asking

[prime igloo]

Yes. It is. Get to shooting zombies.

[ashen frigate]

Bad husband

[thorny crane]

Oh not you

[tight merlin]

Yes my friend i do have more poppys than Grotto

[quick hazel]

I was thinking the weekly event was going to take a while for the ammo needed for that, we are 40% done day 1

[ashen frigate]

it’s me

[tight merlin]

Im the king of poppys

[ashen frigate]

yes

you like new name raid

[tight merlin]

Where's the loser of poppy's?

[tight merlin]

Yes 🤣

[ashen frigate]

He’s going to lose it

he typing

[tight merlin]

I can sense him typing angry

[thorny crane]

I’m smashing my head against a brick wall when I wake up I hope I have dementia so I never have to remember you cunts again

[tight merlin]

Will u play DLTB later ?

[thorny crane]

Yes

[tight merlin]

To get more Poppys?

🤣

[thorny crane]

To vent my anger and by that time I won’t remember you

[tight merlin]

How does it feel to be the loser of poppys while im the king ?

[polar lily]

So to those who played it how's the drop findind mission

[ashen frigate]

lol

love ya

[tight merlin]

I feel sorry for the wall

DLTB has the best Community

[ashen frigate]

I hope the wall recovers well

[polar lily]

So the PUBG event is not up yet been standing around waiting for that radio call lol

[tight merlin]

Nope

[thorny crane]

You know my favourite place was the grotto

[prime igloo]

You do get the truck skin for it though.

[tight merlin]

Poor wall we should call the police in jail he might find more poppys

[prime igloo]

We already are near the truck skin with my prediction being 7 million. So we got a massive headstart.

[thorny crane]

I will say what would be more annoying than the poppy shit is you dumbasses finding my real name

[tight merlin]

Hello Graham

[thorny crane]

Nope

1 person knows my real name in this server because Spotify fucked me over

[tight merlin]

Imma find it James

[thorny crane]

No ends with a c

[tight merlin]

Nic ?

[thorny crane]

No

My name is 3 letters simple

[tight merlin]

So u do want us to know

[ashen frigate]

tom

ben

[tight merlin]

Dic ?

[prime igloo]

This motherfucker Jax from Jax and Daxter. [JK]

[thorny crane]

Nope rethought I would help you out since your never finding it

[tight merlin]

Jac

[thorny crane]

Dead ass my name sucks I hate being callled it

[thorny crane]

Nope I’m having some popcorn rn watching you dumbasses try to do Thai

[tight merlin]

Ric

[thorny crane]

No

[tight merlin]

U send ends with c yes and only 3 letters ?

[prime igloo]

Wait. So you just hate being called that and it's not your actual name? Not that I was trying to guess your real name.

[thorny crane]

Yep

[thorny crane]

No that ain’t my name lol

[tight merlin]

A Thai name ?

[prime igloo]

Alright. Good to know.

[ashen frigate]

That new name is fire

[thorny crane]

Shut it

[tight merlin]

Thanks Grotto inspired it

[thorny crane]

If you smart asses knew you would have looked at my Spotify connection and saw my name

[tight merlin]

Sac

[thorny crane]

Fuck your so close

[tight merlin]

I cant even see ur Spotify

[thorny crane]

Um I gotta go bye

[tight merlin]

Sic

[thorny crane]

More close before

[tight merlin]

What

[thorny crane]

Ye you got way too close

[ashen frigate]

lol

HEHEHE

[tight merlin]

Sac is the closest hmm

[ashen frigate]

@thorny crane you like new name

[thorny crane]

Shut it

[ashen frigate]

you

[tight merlin]

Soc sac sec sqc src

[thorny crane]

As I said closer before

You got a new letter right I’ll say that

[tight merlin]

Is there an S ?

[thorny crane]

No lol

[tight merlin]

so ac hmmm

[thorny crane]

What name do you know that starts with a s and ends with c

[thorny crane]

Yep

[tight merlin]

Suc

[thorny crane]

Ok

[tight merlin]

dac wac fac

[thorny crane]

None of those

[tight merlin]

Jac ?

[ashen frigate]

sex?

[tight merlin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ashen frigate]

imagine

[thorny crane]

It’s near the end of the alphabet there gave it away now

[tight merlin]

Zac

cac

Xac

[ashen frigate]

Zac

[thorny crane]

……no………no…….no…….no fuck

[ashen frigate]

[tight merlin]

Zac hello there

[ashen frigate]

hi zac

Zach

[tight merlin]

Zac is running

[thorny crane]

Bet your fucking ass I am only other fuxker who knew was tarnished

And he said it on a daily basis

Motherfucker looked at my Spotify profile and saw I linked it

[ashen frigate]

How are you doing, Zach?

[thorny crane]

Might as well face reveal at this point

[tight merlin]

Understood

[tight merlin]

Yes lets go face reveal incoming

[thorny crane]

Please no I’ll pay you eveything not to have that as your name

Grotto is fine I don’t care about that

[tight merlin]

I want you to buy me the next DL game or DLC 🤔

[ashen frigate]

that name is gold raid

[thorny crane]

Deal

[tight merlin]

Perfect imma hold u to that!

[tight merlin]

Thanks

[ashen frigate]

got to give him all your poppy's

[thorny crane]

Fuck yourself both of you

[tight merlin]

Well look on the bright side im getting a free DLC or new DL game

[thorny crane]

Mate I’m not holding true to that

[tight merlin]

That's mean

[tight merlin]

U better otherwise I'll find u and I'll Zac you

[thorny crane]

Also that ain’t my name my name is Conner

[ashen frigate]

lol

nice try

[thorny crane]

You think my parents would call me Zac?

[tight merlin]

Yes

[thorny crane]

Dude I’m a Conner type of guy

[ashen frigate]

yes

[thorny crane]

I have a name based of Detroit become human

[tight merlin]

He tripping

[thorny crane]

Ok now your just a cunt

[tight merlin]

😭

[ashen frigate]

lol

[thorny crane]

I hate you both I dislike you and hope raid gets his last warning so he can get his ass sent to the shadow realm

[tight merlin]

Why are u so hateful damn I thought we buddies

[ashen frigate]

i love that uk people use that

[thorny crane]

After that ass of a name cunt your the last person I want to see in a discord server

[thorny crane]

Australia use it actually

[tight merlin]

Damm why so deep dude we all friend's here

[thorny crane]

I use it because I am a cunt

[tight merlin]

We all laughing and having fun

[median imp]

hello

[ashen frigate]

Exactly

[prime igloo]

:)

[thorny crane]

You fuckers are the last people I want to see in my life

[flat rock]

I like these names better

[prime igloo]

Greetings, traveller.

[tight merlin]

He been calling me ugly names whole night I didn't once call him names .im a real friend

[thorny crane]

No I hate them I see why you dislike raid

[tight merlin]

Thanks Crow

[flat rock]

I still like these names better

[median imp]

Greetings to you as well crane with unusually Sharp chin

[ashen frigate]

[thorny crane]

Of course you would

[flat rock]

It’s better than having someone calling themselves my husband

[tight merlin]

She doesn't dislike me though

[flat rock]

I’m getting there

[ashen frigate]

real friends

[thorny crane]

😭

[tight merlin]

Im not done with that yet

[tight merlin]

Exactly real friends

[flat rock]

Your name happily says otherwise

[tight merlin]

What really? Why ?

[thorny crane]

I hate you with a burning passion raid

[tight merlin]

Imma change it back soon

[white thorn]

what depicts an "accurate shot" for this weeks challenge? is it specifically headshots with the marksman gun?

[flat rock]

Because I’m tired and don’t need a reason