💬︱the-beast

[elder topaz]

Send

[candid bay]

Why do people feel the need to tell us that

[elder topaz]

Idfk, tbh he shouldn’t have said anything and none of us would have known (and he wouldn’t have gotten banned)

[silk trout]

I got dl 1 for free from the epic games store. Bought dl 2 from 19$ when it was on sale and pre ordered the beast for full price

[elder topaz]

Or did he get muted or smthg lol)

[azure cedar]

It's a gear set everyone says it's so rare it's the rarest one

[unkempt arch]

Banned.

[lunar wolf]

though don't make friends from corporate

[little plaza]

#📷︱beast-photomode message

[silk trout]

But I bought dl1 on steam again to support techland

[silk trout]

No clue

[obtuse bobcat]

Strange, there is no XP multiplier for chase-level kills. So, it is pointless to maintain the chase level at max while farming the XP

[little plaza]

medal didnt clip the 1st bit but thats what i caught

[silk trout]

Who

[lunar wolf]

oh no, i got stuck in a texture

nvm got out by swinging a weapon, all good

[silk trout]

I wish they would make Kyle tell more about his past in Harran and people he meet in Harran in the beast

[ebon prairie]

i max out my ammunnition slots, i cannot stash or sell it so I have to drop it lol

[elder topaz]

Ranger zero cuz he admited to pirating dltb😭

[little plaza]

the beast deserves to be bought

albeit the price is a little steep its an awesome game

[silk trout]

Ohh yee he did tho, bro he just straight up said it😭😭😭

[elder topaz]

Yes but I’m glad I got it for free with the ultimate edition cuz it’s more of a 30$ game😭

[vivid cove]

dl1 was free on epic? fuck me...when did that happen?

[little plaza]

i paid 100$ cad 🥀

[silk trout]

It was a while ago, like the start of 2025

[pale surge]

Thanks I'll definitely be needing it for my eventual ass beating 💀

[elder topaz]

Ikr, he literally did just say he pirated it😭

[elder topaz]

Holy shit😭

Thats so expensive 😭

[little plaza]

its around 80 for the non deluxe

[elder topaz]

Ofc lol. Fr though😭

[errant musk]

I paid 140 usd

[elder topaz]

How 💀

[candid bay]

Jfc

[little plaza]

bro what

[silk trout]

I was so scared to play dl1 for the first time and I wanted to quit many times. Later on dl became one of my fav games ever

[elder topaz]

He Literally is just saying crap cuz theres no way

[candid bay]

I'll take some revolver ammo off you

[little plaza]

takin out a mortgage for the beast 😭

[elder topaz]

It’s literally like 70 usd for the delux version

[errant musk]

I bought a second copy for a friend. 😅 ||got em||

[little plaza]

ahhh

[candid bay]

W

[elder topaz]

Damn, nice though

[pale hill]

did anyone else get the raging wolf axe but not the blueprint ?

[ebon prairie]

haha, i have tons of flamethrower ammo from this hidden bunker ive been going back too

[elder topaz]

Put it in your inventory, you get it then

[candid bay]

Just the revolver ammoo

[ebon prairie]

😛

[pale hill]

yeah after i redeem it

[candid bay]

Nope and I had the weapon in my inventory

[elder topaz]

Yep

[pale surge]

So far I've put in around 50 ish hours so I think it's been worth the price so far then again I am aiming for the platinum trophy, however I wish there was more side missions

[pale hill]

and never got it

[candid bay]

That doesn't work

[elder topaz]

Oof-

Idk why then, report it to techland cuz thats a bug. I’ve gotten a blueprint for every weapon I’ve redeemed

[unkempt arch]

@silk trout No it is not. Do not ask here.

[elder topaz]

Damn nice. I’ve played over 70 hours tbh.

[pale hill]

how 💔

[elder topaz]

I haven’t done much of the story cuz I just love running around killing zombies and exploring

[elder topaz]

Use the website techland support

[feral river]

Why do volatiles run away from me when i hit them a lot? Although it is night time?

[pale hill]

fair well i guess i’ll be missing the axe then

[lunar wolf]

roger smith hasn't aged one bit in the voice lines

[little plaza]

NO ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

[pale surge]

Yeah the zombie killing is so satisfying, they made the right choice with adding brutal gore

[little plaza]

NOT THE TPOSENING MY GOD THE HORROR

[elder topaz]

Like I said report it to techland, they gave me a blueprint for dl2 when I didn’t get it like I was supposed to

[elder topaz]

I agree, it’s so much more fun that dl1 and dl2 😭

[tender moss]

Gotta say the way the car slows down so much every road sign or a lot of the times the roadblock posts you hit is kinda annoying, most of the time it doesn't make sense or feel good since the speed you're going

[frigid stream]

I lowk like aidens va better

[elder topaz]

They’re smarter, faster, stronger. Better.

[frigid stream]

but roger is great

[pale surge]

I 100% agree

[pale surge]

👀

[lunar wolf]

...

[elder topaz]

Lol

[silk trout]

Ok sorry didn't know

[frigid stream]

[elder topaz]

Same but I like them both tbh. They’re both good zombie game Vas

[strong pier]

I have 70 hours and a few side quests left, I'm busy finding Easter eggs

[unkempt arch]

I'm sitting at 87 hours at the moment. And still going.

[frigid stream]

aiden just has more realistic voice ticks, and i can feel the emotion in his voice more. especially during emotional moments

but same goes for roger too really

[elder topaz]

Yeah I agree 😭

[little plaza]

idk whats happening 😭

[frigid stream]

just what I prefer

[lunar wolf]

i don't allow this roger slander

[little plaza]

everything keeps tposing its horrifying

[frank relic]

Good afternoon everybody ☺️

[elder topaz]

It’s not slander its opinion

Slander would be saying something like “Roger is a shitty va”

[frigid stream]

mah boy i love roger, he did a lot of VA work in regular show, my childhood show. but aiden just has a more realistic and powerful voice to me

[pale surge]

Hearing Aiden and Kyle VA side to side still sound so similar to me, it's like Kyle is having a schizophrenic episode or Aiden is

[frigid stream]

ehhhh idk they kinda sound the same but I can easily tell the difference

[elder topaz]

Honestly I was gonna say

[candid bay]

I couldn't tell the difference at first

[frigid stream]

-5 twin points you're on thin ice

[elder topaz]

They kinda sound super similar too, like in dl2 it almost sounded like a younger Kyle

[pale surge]

Exactly

[unkempt arch]

Jonah did that purposely though.

[pale surge]

I thought so too

[elder topaz]

Eh makes sense then

[frigid stream]

sure, just saying i can easily tell the difference because they're voices are still distinct from each other. but mostly because ive seen a lot of the shit jonah and roger do to tell the difference

[candid bay]

:((

[elder topaz]

Same, they definitely have a different sound to them, even if they talk similarly

[frigid stream]

+1 cuz i feel bad

[lunar wolf]

iirc, Jonah said so himself, which i find kinda unfortunate? Could've made it "better" if jonah made it with his "original" voice, but i can't tell since i am not voice actor myself

[candid bay]

You should feel bad

[elder topaz]

Yeah meanie :<

[lunar wolf]

it's just i find that alot where voice actors try to limit themselves to be like their predecessors in sequels of shows, games etc but it hurts more their acting skills

[frigid stream]

I think doing that was a form of respect for the original character, but yeah I like when he sounds more emotional or vulnerable because thats when he sounds the best and different

[frigid stream]

how could I do this to my boy jesse 🙁

[elder topaz]

I agree

[frigid stream]

his voice acting during the whole last mission of dl2 was incredible

[lunar wolf]

dont get me wrong, jonah is great VA but should have been more himself rather than copying a voice acting style

[frigid stream]

top tier voice actor for me.

[brittle anchor]

Roger one of the greatest VAs of all time, has been even before Kyle crane

[frigid stream]

yeah i wont disagree with you there.

[pale surge]

Gotta go fast

[brittle anchor]

Ezio still his best role by far tho

[elder topaz]

It was ngl. I just wish the ending was more dynamic 😭

[frigid stream]

yea.....

[small crest]

Honestly I would have just taken Matt Mercer as a VA.

[frigid stream]

hes too cool

[crystal elbow]

wrong channel apologies

[elder topaz]

Huh lol

[little plaza]

My dying light is really acting odd 1st tposing everything and now I went to 9 million 1% lows 😭

[elder topaz]

Restart it already omfg😭

[frigid stream]

he has too much of a badass voice. jonah fits well because he can perfectly preform relatable vocal ticks to a tee and he just has a really nice voice

[little plaza]

im on my 3rd 😭

[elder topaz]

This

[elder topaz]

Damn wtf😭😭😭

[small crest]

Matt Mercer has more range just like Troy Baker. Nolan and Roger sound too much like their other VG counterparts. Whenever I hear Kyle I just hear a more pissed off Chris Redfield.

[little plaza]

the beast is NOT beasting correctly rn 😭

[elder topaz]

Lmfaooo

[elder topaz]

It’s not beasting all over the place :<

[willow mirage]

How much more experience do you earn on brutal as opposed to survival? It isn't making a difference for me.

[frigid stream]

well thats you, not them so

[elder topaz]

I think brutal is just to make enemies tougher and loot rarer

[willow mirage]

It does say that yes, but it also says you earn more XP.

Which it doesn't seem to give.

[gusty mulch]

REAL

[elder topaz]

Huh, well I haven’t tried. Usually isn’t much anyways, it’s nightmare mode that gives a lot of extra xp usually.

[small crest]

I'm curious what you guys put down on the survey as the number one thing needed or what they need to add to DLTB....besides NG+

[blissful siren]

Thanks. Good to know 👍

[junior lichen]

We need Dynamic Weather, Fog, Rainy Stormy, Winter

[elder topaz]

I said they should add more places to parkour, and bring back volatiles into dark zones 😭

[small crest]

That's a good one

[elder topaz]

Ty

Some other things I mentioned was more finishers, maybe more beast skills, Grabbing Virals, and maybe dome kind of upgradable truck

[junior lichen]

The game does not have NG+?

[elder topaz]

They added it post launch to every dl😭

[small crest]

I definitely put more skills for normal Kyle tree. I feel like he should be much more powerful even if he isn't going beast. He's a freaking hybrid for crying out loud

[elder topaz]

That too, I was kinda hoping for some new base skills, not just having to unlock all the same ones again (and already having others from the start)

Would be cool if he had something new😭

[hearty elm]

are their volatiles in dark zones🙃

[tight merlin]

When Kyle runs he drops secret explosives from his ass behind him and when zombies step on them they get mind fucked and they start attacking the other zombies

Trust 👀

[candid bay]

Not in this one but I'm sure it'll be fixed

[tight merlin]

Not yet hopefully real soon

[hearty elm]

thank god those things scare the shit out of me

[elder topaz]

Lmfaoo

If he focuses hard enough Kyle can shoot laserbeams out his eyeballs and turn everything into smoked brisket

[hearty elm]

now i can run in and swing my blade like a doofus without a worry in the world

[open zinc]

I noticed the channels have emojis now, good touch

[candid bay]

[tight merlin]

Trust me the community including me is asking for volatiles in Dark Zones cause its not fun without them there

[elder topaz]

I hope they add them though, would give a reason to go out around night

[tight merlin]

It works ey xd

[hearty elm]

thats fair tho

[elder topaz]

Yeah pretty much everyone wants that😭

[elder topaz]

True lol

[tight merlin]

Yeah having vollies there atleast 1 or 2 would make the rewards better

[hearty elm]

any ways cya ima go farm them before that happens💔

[open zinc]

Give me a way to brutalize the Volatiles, all i want

[elder topaz]

Definitely. Plus you actually have some lone volatiles you can kill in beast mode, because at night time they just fuck you up😭

[tight merlin]

Make beast mode last a little longer and do lil more damage so i can atleast kill volatiles but not over powered just strong to kill volatiles like i wanna smack his cheeks off of him

[elder topaz]

😭

[tight merlin]

Yeah i keep trying to find ways to fight Volatiles at night as soon as i start one or two ass they call their buddies and in seconds there is more than 10 volatiles 😭😭😭 I like it though makes the night the way it should be

[elder topaz]

They should add an outfit or a legend level skill that makes beast mode last longer and do more damage, and maybe fill faster too

[elder topaz]

Ikr same 😭😭😭

[open zinc]

I want to stomp them. Of all the executions, it's the least i see

[tight merlin]

Imagine Beast strong enough to drop kick volatiles and send them flying that would be the funniest thing ever

[small crest]

I just got done stomping one right now lol

[tight merlin]

Its terrifying out there

[tight merlin]

Yessssssss

[lunar wolf]

i love when there are two groups of npcs infighting and i can just sneak out, watching all the shooting happening

[elder topaz]

Fr 🥲

[elder topaz]

Yeeeee. I also want executions in beast mode to activate more offten

[tight merlin]

I love when it gets dark and the soldiers whatever is therr and virals and volatiles starts attacking them its a war between soldier's and Volatiles

I stand therr and hide and watch it epic

[small crest]

Same

[lunar wolf]

what a dumbasses fr

[elder topaz]

SAME LOL

[tight merlin]

Exactly i want beast mode to atleast feel worthy

[rapid sonnet]

Hi, in dltb when I change the view in the vehicle by clicking V e.g. from first person to third person only in this moment there is little sound stutter which is frustrating. All audio settings are fine in Win11 so I don't know what's causing this.

[tight merlin]

Its funny

[elder topaz]

I love throwing the special decoys at humans and watching them get swamped by all the nearby zombies and Virals😭

[elder topaz]

Same😭

[tight merlin]

Damn before u edited it it sounded like u calling me a dumbass i was like wtf did I do now 😭😭😭

[lunar wolf]

bruh

[tight merlin]

True i keep some on me always

[elder topaz]

Well its true ngl😭

[tight merlin]

Lmao

[elder topaz]

Same lmfao

[proven wigeon]

does anyone need help with any missions ?

[elder topaz]

I think you’re asking in the wrong channel lol😭

#1414612841536950302

[tight merlin]

What if we could keep human flesh on us. After killing humans or soldiers and u can cut their meat and use the meat to lure zombies even better like silent traps

Throw a piece of meat near them cause the decoys we have is loud so virals will see us too or atleast spot us eventually

Meat is silent virals will just go there straight without drawing attention to yourself.

Just be cool though

[elder topaz]

True😭

[wary wraith]

is anyone else getting audio issues after the update?

[elder topaz]

Also ngl I want a volatile or nighthunter skin. Imagine beast mode 😭

[proven wigeon]

im asking in both tryna find people bored as heck

[tight merlin]

What I don't get is the food and drinks they are a nice implementation but they give so little health i love the animations and sounds of food and drinks but man make them give more health

[wary wraith]

its super strange. the audio works fine if im in the safe zone, but the second I leave the audio cuts out after like 3 seconds

[elder topaz]

Oh oof

[tall notch]

Anyone know where to find a lot of wires?

[wary wraith]

if i reconnect my headset the audio works again then cuts off after another 3 seconds

[tight merlin]

Make it look bloody and scary with shiny red eyes at night id feel like a beast

I wonder when Kyle does go beast mode if is eyes turns red or some color I haven't noticed

[elder topaz]

Ikr omfg.

[wary wraith]

also if i alt tab and tab back into the game, the audio works again then cuts off after 3 seconds

[tight merlin]

Lolz

[small crest]

They do

[elder topaz]

That would be cool. Also he doesn’t really have beast eyes, but at night his fucked up eye glows in the dark like a volatiles

[tight merlin]

They do ? Which color ?

[small crest]

Red

[elder topaz]

Naaah thats cap I took photos in beast mode

Unless thats just at night

[open zinc]

Other than ||The Sheriff|| (<spoilers) they're the ones i want to kill the most

[tight merlin]

I wanna see this since i play solo i cant see 😭

[tight merlin]

Lmao 😂 valid

[elder topaz]

Well I saw it in a cutscene, but you can use photomode

[tight merlin]

Wait there's a photo mode ? Where ?

[small crest]

I beat a chimera in beast mode and his eye was red in cutscene

[tight merlin]

That gotta look fuckin cool

[small crest]

Pretty cool

[elder topaz]

In the pause menu, it’s okay I didn’t see it at first either 😭

[tight merlin]

I never even notice lol 😂

[elder topaz]

Huh mine was different , just his fucked up eye was glowing like a volatiles

[elder topaz]

Its alr lol

[small crest]

Yeah same. Just one eye

[tight merlin]

Now it makes sense how People send 3D screenshots and 3rd person screenshots i always wondered how the fuck do people get pics of everything in all directions from all perspectives

[elder topaz]

Ooooh lol, thats still cool. But they could totally make both eyes glow for a zombie skin

[open zinc]

Bitch 😂

[tight merlin]

That bitch is mine to kill !

[small crest]

It would be cool if he got a Volatile hybrid skin

[past turret]

how do you upgrade weopon mods

[elder topaz]

Exactly, or maybe some kind of unique special infected skin

[small crest]

Weapon bench

[past turret]

thnx i stupid

[tight merlin]

Imagine Kyle becoming so strong he can make a clone of himself in beast mode lol

[small crest]

Nah. You're not

[elder topaz]

Would be awesome to run around looking like some kind of special infected

[elder topaz]

LMFAO fr

[small crest]

What if in beast mode his speed just gets nutty. Like moves so fast like the flash?

[elder topaz]

LMFAO

[tight merlin]

Wait I got it Kyle can also scream and make zombies/volatiles stagger and go on their kneees a nice way to either escape or make a plan of attack

[past turret]

is there a legendary 2 handed hammer?

[elder topaz]

What if he runs so fast in beast mode he can go back in time and save Jade by reminding his dumbass of the Antizin he grabbed

[elder topaz]

Fr actually 😭

[tight merlin]

I mean he should move very fast in beast mode he should be fater than a volatiles and any runner etc faster than a vehicle

[small crest]

Yeah I bet he's been regretting that decision for a looooong time

[wary wraith]

bruh these audio issues are so bad lol

if I go back into the safe zone my audio comes back, it only cuts out when im out where theres monsters

[elder topaz]

I think so too lol

[lapis mural]

They need to fix the bug with Rogue pants already 😐
Generator still can’t be interacted with 🥱

[tight merlin]

I didnt understand the logic of DL1...

GRE Bitch tells kyle destroyed the Antizen all Kyle could've said was Okay I'll do it .

Then take all the Antizen and hide them for a little bit until he met Rais etc so rais can "trust" him.

Then Kyle gives the Antizen to Jade but tells her hide them only use what u need for now.

It made zero sense to just burn everything and not lie to the GRE Bitch

[small crest]

Glad that the volatiles sense of smell is absolute shit....or I would have been made loong time ago

[pale surge]

Kyle was fr GREs little bitch

[tight merlin]

Kyle could still have pretended to need Antizen and get to Rais for help

[lunar wolf]

highest bidder

[small crest]

Yeah it was a stupid choice. He could have used that Antizin as leverage as well.

[elder topaz]

Ikr, that made no sense to me I really wanted to have a choice there, cuz I’d either lie to her and say I did or just immediately be like “fuck you bitch what is your problem”

[tight merlin]

Yeah Kyle in DL1 was easily manipulated and used he wasn't stupid or anything just very gullible

[elder topaz]

Literally 😭

[small crest]

Chris Redfield would have punched a Boulder before burning all those meds...js

[wary wraith]

nothing in these games make any sense tbh

[elder topaz]

Yeah. Plus kinda braindead- like how on earth was Jade a love interest when they had barely met. And her boyfriend literally died saving you😭

[limber helm]

Don’t think that’s what they were going for, they have realism aspects but it’s a video game lmao

[wary wraith]

i just mean like nothing in the plot/characters has any real thought behind it, i just kinda roll with it

[limber helm]

💀

[candid bay]

Who said they were a love interest other than fans?

[elder topaz]

He can’t be serious 😭

[small crest]

Also DLs story wasn't that great. They had a writer for DL2 but he had some legal issues and didn't complete it

[lunar wolf]

kyle expected money, not apocalypse

[limber helm]

Chat rip this guy to shreds

[elder topaz]

Techland literally confirms it in the beast

[tight merlin]

Exactly he could've had the tower under his control with the Antizen and then pretend to need Rais help.

After Kyle noticed when GRE Bitch said to destroy the Antizen etc all the phone calls they had she kept not caring about anyone Kyle should have played them call Jade ans Brecken aside tell them his mission but give them the Antizen.

And together they could have made a plan against Rais and Jade would live so would Rahim.

Then together they use the GRE bitch and Rais.

Kyle was stupid to just burn everything

[candid bay]

LMAO

[limber helm]

It was a platonic love

[candid bay]

Techland 😭😭😭

[limber helm]

Crane felt he owed everything to Jade

[elder topaz]

Yeah 😭 it’s in a scene when he talks to Olivia, it’s obvious who he’s talking about

[small crest]

Exacto mundo

[tight merlin]

I get what ur saying but there are times people grow feelings very fast

[elder topaz]

Yeah but bro literally said he wanted to marry her😭

[proven wigeon]

is there anyone that wants to play or needs help with missions im bored out of my mmind

[limber helm]

If someone saved your life and literally kept you alive since the beginning you’d be pretty in love too

[small crest]

Love blooms on the battlefield

Some guy named Snake prolly

[tight merlin]

Im pissed off lol for that

[elder topaz]

I mean yeah but she was also kinda an ass about it too😭

[limber helm]

Well her boyfriend did die

[candid bay]

Which was valid...

[limber helm]

And her brother

[elder topaz]

I mean yeah

[elder topaz]

Okay her brother was entirely his fault

[limber helm]

If your love interest and only family died too you wouldn’t be fond

[elder topaz]

Kyle told him not to go like fifty fucking times😭

[tight merlin]

I mean its normal especially what they went through If i meet a woman like Jade that actually cares for me and the world could end cause its the apocalypse id marry her and make kids before it's too late

[limber helm]

Either way, it’s a loss that affected her mentally

[small crest]

Think of Gazi.....if he wasn't happy...Crane sure as hell wasn't going to be happy

[west plinth]

do i just watch any dyinglight stream on twitch to get the drops?

[tight merlin]

Yes and u gotta connect ur account too i still gotta do that too I never had a twitch account was never interested in twitch

[candid bay]

@tight merlin aren't volatiles in dltb faster than you while sprinting?

[tight merlin]

Yes they are why ?

[elder topaz]

True. Just kinda weird that his love interest you barely have any cutscenes with and the she dies before the game ends. Aiden and Lawan was done much better😭

[candid bay]

Someone is saying they aren't lol I was just making sure

[limber helm]

After boost and dash my beloved

[rapid sonnet]

Yea, when im changing view in a car, theres s little audio stutter

[west plinth]

thank u

[elder topaz]

Also yeah, only when you sprint faster and parkour your faster

[tight merlin]

No problem mate

[limber helm]

Only if you make yourself faster by craning it

[tight merlin]

True yes

[tight merlin]

We talking running not a second or two burst then ur back to normal

[small crest]

Volatiles in DL1: HI, we're here to eat you.

DL2: .........

DLTB: Gotta go fast.

Kyle: Hey!!!

[limber helm]

It wasn’t supposed to be a big romance, Crane was a badass he had no time for love

[gray echo]

Is it just me, or did the graphics of the beast got even better than they were?🤔

[cerulean marsh]

Anyone feel they should add wildlife. I feel the map is incomplete without it

[elder topaz]

In dl2 at launch they were literally overpowered death machines 😭

[tight merlin]

Only place your faster than a volatile is on roofs aint no volatile catching me wall running or humping around etc on the roof im the king

On the ground im the food

[limber helm]

You misunderstood, I was saying those are the reasons that the person feels they are slower

[elder topaz]

Fair. Still weird that Techland treats it like it was in the beast😭

[tight merlin]

Oh sorry my bad

[candid bay]

Probably fan service

[limber helm]

Fan service and Jade will always be best girl

[elder topaz]

Probably tbh😭

[lunar wolf]

goddamn these side quests are piling and piling

[tight merlin]

To be fair we cant blame Kyle eveyr woman that sees him thirst for him and drools for him before he even tries anything

[elder topaz]

I hate Jade for blaming us and running away and getting her ass killed too because of her dumbass brother😭

[tight merlin]

Kyle is a walking Tbone steak just waiting to get grabbed and munched

[elder topaz]

😭😭😭

[limber helm]

When you’re hurting really bad you look for any escape or rather a scapegoat and Crane helped him. He was the only one she could possibly see responsible no matter what.

[tight merlin]

Bto is a 50 year old man making kids hungry for him Olivia is like 30 or almost 30 ? Nah Kyle is the Chad and Sigma

[limber helm]

Shirtless Crane

[elder topaz]

😭

[civic anvil]

im beasting

[elder topaz]

Kinda fair but at the same time. It’s a fucking zombie apocalypse. 😭

[pale surge]

"you goddamn stupid fucking kid" Kyle was speaking facts there

[tight merlin]

Whats funny is fighting a Volatile in 1v1 u own them kyle would destroyed any Volatile in a 1v1 i mean he takee out the bigger things easily and ripping heads and arms off etc without struggling.

Only time Volatiles is scary is when their more than 3

[elder topaz]

Beasting it frfr

[limber helm]

Olivia probably saw shirtless Crane as a snack

[elder topaz]

He was 😭

[civic anvil]

i see him too as a snack and im straight

[tight merlin]

Im a straight guy I love women nut im not gonna lie Shirtless Kyle is hot as hell

[elder topaz]

I doubt that

[limber helm]

Ryan Reynolds level hot even?

[pale surge]

You may need to check again

[civic anvil]

i would not be straight for crane

[tight merlin]

Way way way way way hotter than Ryan

[civic anvil]

see these guys get it

[elder topaz]

You’re gay frfr. At least bi

[limber helm]

That’s a big stepping stone to fill lol

[civic anvil]

also hi raidblade how u doing

[cerulean marsh]

I miss Aussiegg stream. Want to see him playing dltb

[tight merlin]

Whata funny is Roger Craig Smith is not looking bad either he is actually a good looking guy

[candid bay]

Poser

[elder topaz]

Yes lol

[civic anvil]

i got a girl dw

[elder topaz]

Proof 🤨

[candid bay]

Both of you

[tight merlin]

Henry Cavill is way hotter than Ryan

[civic anvil]

both are good

[fickle wind]

I beat the game so I can finally speak here and not worry about spoilers

[limber helm]

They based Crane off him a bit, if you look at the nose especially you see a resemblance

[civic anvil]

just dont say anything that may spoiler

[candid bay]

Dude said Henry cavill out of all people

[elder topaz]

Nuh uh

[pale surge]

Spoiler, Kyle is a crane

[tight merlin]

True

[fickle wind]

I would never

[tight merlin]

Literally Henry gets voted above Ryan all the time so ..yeah

[fickle wind]

There's no way...

[limber helm]

I’m straight for Ryan Reynolds

[pale surge]

Man at day, crane by night

[limber helm]

[candid bay]

Real

[elder topaz]

Also ngl techland got better at making player faces (Kyle’s face in dl1 looked derpy af)

[limber helm]

I mean yeah they didn’t have the advanced technology they do now with higher graphics cards in systems

[cerulean marsh]

When techland gonna give us Crane wearing boxer

[limber helm]

Also improved the engine

[fickle wind]

Alright it's been long enough, where's Dying Light 4?

[elder topaz]

Just go shirtless its the same thing lol

[cerulean marsh]

I want both

[limber helm]

Chili wants the spider man boxer outfit

[elder topaz]

And I want a Volatile skin but I don’t have that

[tight merlin]

Before Kyle existed he was a normal Crane machine .

Then he was wished alive now we got Kyle Crane a Crane turned human

[elder topaz]

Fr😭

[elder topaz]

How the Volatiles feel when I ask for a playable skin of them

[pale surge]

Coming to theaters 2026

[tight merlin]

Lmfao 😂 yes !

[limber helm]

We also got Crane on a Crane while he was using the Crane to Crane all over the place then Craned it

[elder topaz]

And then Kyle Crane beasted it all over the Crane

[limber helm]

Crane then Craned over his beast and became the ultimate Crane

[tight merlin]

A small boy wished to have a friend he was such a big lover and fan of Cranes seeing his dad using a Crane .

One night the little boy wished and prayd that his favorite Crane can be his best friend

So the next morning the Crane turned human and was named Kyle Crane

Movie by Raidblade1 coming to theaters in 2027

[elder topaz]

He became Crane Kyle the Craning beaster

[candid bay]

What did I just read

[elder topaz]

😭😭😭

[elder topaz]

Idfk lmfao

[limber helm]

You should go into the fanfic services (Please annihilate this immediately)

[tight merlin]

A masterpiece

[tight merlin]

Lmfao 😂

[limber helm]

Mods rip his balls off and send him to Thailand

[tight merlin]

Id become rich with this movie

Trust

[elder topaz]

Mods turn him into beef stew

[tight merlin]

Mods give me money

[limber helm]

Put him in a room with Kyle so Kyle can beast all over him

[elder topaz]

Yes do this

[limber helm]

My head hurts talking about all this Craning

[pale surge]

Its so beautiful, Just brought a tear to my eye 😢

[tight merlin]

That wont be a good idea Kyle has a restraining order against me for being too touchy and making him play with my Beast

[limber helm]

YOUR beast?

[tight merlin]

Yes we both got beasts

[tight merlin]

I go beast he go beast we go beasting it together

[pale surge]

Do I hear a beast off?

[tight merlin]

I know right 😭

[tight merlin]

Wtf even 😂

[limber helm]

No stop, we don’t need people saying the alternative to beat off’s

[candid bay]

Lawannnn

[tight merlin]

At this point people not knowing whats going on will scream Spoilers lmao

[pale surge]

I'm about to beast off my crane

[limber helm]

This ain’t even spoilers atp, it’s just a YouTube poop

[tight merlin]

Im about to have zombie kids so i can take over the world

[limber helm]

BRO WHAT

NAH WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO TO THOSE ZOMBIES

[tight merlin]

What ? There some baddies out there in the wild

[limber helm]

💀

[modern verge]

https://tenor.com/view/judge-judy-whack-his-pee-pee-gif-14296287540723281703

[tight merlin]

Keeping the bloodline alive ofcourse

[elder topaz]

I’ma go beast it to some zombies

[limber helm]

Your bloodline is more cooked than the biters I hit with the flamethrower

[tight merlin]

I mean everytime i get in the Truck there's about 5 chicks chasing me and they chase me so hard they kill themselves jumping and screaming.

Sometimes all i see is a Baddies blood all over my windscreen

I don't know man

Maybe i should stop driving and wait for them ? And bag them

[limber helm]

Stop

[elder topaz]

I keep getting swarmed by baddies with their tits hanging out so idk either man

[tight merlin]

Nah they'll be immune with my blood they will drink flames for energy boosters

[limber helm]

I’ve heard enough, toaster bath it is

[tight merlin]

What ? Its true stories though

[elder topaz]

😭😭😭

[elder topaz]

Yeah very true

[pale surge]

I don't even know what's happening anymore

[gray echo]

They could add zombies that are so soft that after a kick to a wall they splatter like paint.

[tight merlin]

They'll be day and night walkers y'all are cooked

[elder topaz]

Oh just Making sure the zombies don’t die out

[lunar wolf]

that would be... messy

[elder topaz]

Frfr

[gray echo]

Very messy❤️

[tight merlin]

I don't know im just saying what's in my head i hear about 50 voices at once saying different things so im going insane

[tight merlin]

Run

[elder topaz]

No

[tight merlin]

Imma turn u into a veey ugly thing

[elder topaz]

Nu uh I’m beasting it

[pale surge]

Y'all be about to be the reason volatiles get UV immunity 💀

[tight merlin]

Ur beasting it im BEASTING it see ? Im bigger

[tight merlin]

Then u can befriend them and drink a beer together and have them as pets

[elder topaz]

Nu uh I’m BEASTING it

[tight merlin]

Nah uh your not too late my boy

[elder topaz]

And do other things with them, like beasting it

[elder topaz]

Nu uh

[latent charm]

Kyle Crane

[tight merlin]

New specie kids ?

[elder topaz]

Yes

[tight merlin]

Lesgo

[candid bay]

[tight merlin]

Be right back im beasting it quickly need to bath and cleanse myself from the sins i commited today there about 100 zombies baddies out there with my babies

So i gotta wash off the sins laters

[pale surge]

Imagining a volatile with a leash was not on my wishlist 😭

[tight merlin]

🤣

[limber helm]

Fuck it I rarely go in VC’s, who ever joins gets to hear me shred guitar

[candid bay]

Ooo guitar

[elder topaz]

Nice, so real

[elder topaz]

Lmfaooo. kinky

[elder topaz]

Oooo

[smoky fossil]

Guys

[lunar wolf]

i love the ost

[smoky fossil]

Im unleashing my beast so hard rn

[candid bay]

Same I need the deluxe edition

[smoky fossil]

I wish I pre-ordered the game

I want that hero of harran bundle

[lunar wolf]

would love it, but paying for beast itself already hurt my wallet

(why 60 usd techland)

[smoky fossil]

It is a little over priced id say, at least for how short it is

[candid bay]

@limber helm that was great

[smoky fossil]

Like id say be beast is about as long as the following

[candid bay]

Oooo

[gritty glacier]

found someone that cheated when they first got the game, no safe houses, no side missions done, on the "Life after Life" quest and was level 15

[elder topaz]

Yeah, also the map needs more parkour guh

[lunar wolf]

can't use, enemies nearby, I CLOSED THE DOOR BEHIND MF

[chilly hearth]

yall know any ways to get a ridiculous amount of exp?

[elder topaz]

Maybe they just ran around and killed things like crazy? I was already past level 6 before I needed to be to progress the story

[candid bay]

Playing the game

[gritty glacier]

play the game

[chilly hearth]

ehh yeah i know that

[elder topaz]

This lol

[chilly hearth]

i mean like besides playing the game

[gritty glacier]

gng u get like 100 xp for a zombie kill, and most levels take 40K+ EXP to level up

[smoky fossil]

I do love the grappling hook, its not quite as Spiderman esk as the original but man just being able to cross any gap in the buildings AND swing like Tarzan from the tree is incredibly fun

[chilly fiber]

Spooky server ooo

[elder topaz]

True, but I mean they still could have ran around saving people, ect😭

[gritty glacier]

it would litereally take 2 weeks of NONSTOP PLAYING, NO BREAKS, NO SLEEP, to level to to LEVEL 15

[chilly hearth]

is it the same for every viral?

[elder topaz]

Oof damn

[gritty glacier]

is a viral a zombie? next question

[smoky fossil]

Doing side quests as soon as you get them usually nets the a consistent stream of XP

[chilly hearth]

yes

are we playing the same game

[gaunt hull]

Anyone else has that bug the soundtrack timer 02 keeps playing and then when it finishes there is no more soundtracks

[elder topaz]

Yeah I like the grappling hook too, just like with parkour I wish there were more towns to use it in. Also the trees are bugged on PlayStation, half the time the grappling hook refuses to register their hitbox😭

[smoky fossil]

I got to level 15 in about 50 hours, try leveling up to 50 in DL1 with no exploits

[candid bay]

Are we serious

[chilly hearth]

???????

[elder topaz]

I got to level 13-14 in like 70 hours so

[candid bay]

@limber helm I enjoyed that ty 🙏you're pretty talented

[candid bay]

????

[gritty glacier]

im legend level 250 and 300 and level 15 legitimate you dont need to lecture me

[chilly hearth]

im literally asking if 100 exp is the same for every kill even volatiles

[lunar wolf]

25 hrs and lvl 11 💪

[limber helm]

I wasn’t done I just had to do something but thank you and no problem

[elder topaz]

No mods ban him

[willow hearth]

😭

[elder topaz]

Ok? Lol. I actually enjoy just running around and killing things lol

[gritty glacier]

u dont get xp boosts from killing special infected i think (could be wrong) but it would still take 1-2 weeks alone to level up with a nonstop grind of farming zombies

[chilly hearth]

dude just go on reddit ya dork

[smoky fossil]

Im not lecturing, what I am saying is it used to be far worse

[opal shoal]

are weapon charm effects only active on currently equipped items cause their boosts seem really insignificant

[lunar wolf]

so am i, lvl 11 on lvl 6 missions

[limber helm]

If anybody else wants to hear me play guitar I’ll be in my own vc just playing lol

[elder topaz]

@unkempt arch

[gritty glacier]

i dont think you understand what i was trying to prove earlier

[candid bay]

Dumbass

[opal shoal]

brokie

[elder topaz]

So? I was level 7 by then. Not my fault you don’t have a life outside the game lol

[gritty glacier]

i joined a game, he was level 15, and at the very start of the game (considering there is no new game plus he was cheating)

[chilly hearth]

its not that hard man

[smoky fossil]

What a silly thing to say in the official discord for the game

[elder topaz]

Omfg he is😭😭😭😭😭😭

[frigid stream]

why would you talk about pirating the game in the official server

[lunar wolf]

university life

[wary cloak]

Asking in the official server is about as dumb as robbing a blood bank before reading the word blood

[frigid stream]

dumbass

[elder topaz]

LITERALLY

[wary cloak]

Bro is not the brightest

[flat rock]

[frigid stream]

welp hes gone now

[smoky fossil]

Oh yeah absolutely, I think theres only one exploit to earn xp and that takes an eternity to do anyway

[elder topaz]

Nah it’s like going out into the rain and then asking why you’re wet😭

[wary cloak]

Simple yet effective

[flat rock]

Always

[wary cloak]

Seriously tho, what was he thinking

[elder topaz]

IDFK

[candid bay]

They don't

[true python]

The story felt too short for me

[lunar wolf]

cuz it is quite a dlc

[wary cloak]

It is a smaller game so makes sense

[elder topaz]

Speedrunning getting banned 101

[wary cloak]

It didn’t overstay it’s welcome like DL2

[frigid stream]

story was a little short, but it was more fun to do than dl2

[elder topaz]

A dl2 didn’t overstay anything, its just rushed. B if anything the beast understayed its welcome

[polar lily]

Im thinking about deleting my save and starting over

[limber helm]

@candid bay if you wanna come back I’ll play one last song for you, A Changed Man from DLTB

[polar lily]

Wish there was a new game plus

[candid bay]

Sure

[elder topaz]

I hate how the map looks so big but most of it is so empty so it really feels small

[wary cloak]

I would’ve preferred a certain part of the story to be explored more

[elder topaz]

Fair

[polar lily]

Dying light 2 has the best parkour

[lunar wolf]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[elder topaz]

Yes but it’s basically the same as the beast

[candid bay]

Yes

[elder topaz]

Soo dl2 and the beast have the best parkour

[wary cloak]

Preferring DL2 or DLTB parkour is personal preference

[flat rock]

The Beast has some janky parkour that needs a little adjusting

[civic anvil]

i just noticed the server bacame halloween themed

[hearty mirage]

Cant wait to play with the new patch

[elder topaz]

Literally the exact same as dl2 minus having Superhuman enhancements 😭

[wary cloak]

Because they are virtually the same system but DLTB has more weight to it and is less vertical

[clear bobcat]

In the survey it wants me to rate the "Standalone model of the game". What does that mean.

[elder topaz]

I think it mostly has to do with map design, some parts of the map are a little janky

[polar lily]

Been playing a lot of dying light 1 lately, miss the wall run

[frigid stream]

that'll definitely come, no reason why it wouldnt

[limber helm]

I fucked it up 💀

[candid bay]

It was still really good lmao

[civic anvil]

i found it to be really good, it's fun and smooth, only thing i dont really like is the stamina change, i understand kyle is practically a super human but having infinite stamina is weird, its fun when you have to manage it

[wary cloak]

I honestly do prefer the way tic tac works in DL1

[flat rock]

Collision issues; not sure what the deal is but three people I’ve played with (including me) have had issues with Crane latching onto ledges others have and or letting go when no button is pushed

[gritty glacier]

is anyone playing dltb rn i need to join someones game to get the rogue pants cuz its glitched in my game

[frigid stream]

do some Jimmy page shit

[wary cloak]

Tic tac was such a fun mechanic to parkour with in DL1

[candid bay]

Yes I'm craning it

[gritty glacier]

can i join u twin

[wary cloak]

#1414612841536950302

[candid bay]

Nahh I prefer solo

[gritty glacier]

if i did that route id have to make a whole forum and thats too much work

[elder topaz]

Yeah thats weird. I’ve mostly just found parts of the map where animations to open car trunks freak out and also places where you get stuck in hitboxes.

[candid bay]

@limber helm if ur talking can't hear you 😭

[limber helm]

Fuck

[gritty glacier]

im joining to get something and then leaving

[candid bay]

Now I do

[tight merlin]

Im baaaaaaack checked on my baddies their all sleeping now

[wary cloak]

Not really, just add a title and text what you want

[candid bay]

LMAOOO

[elder topaz]

XD

[candid bay]

Which is?

[elder topaz]

I need more Boolets

[gritty glacier]

rogue pants, the thing i need to do is glitched in my game, generator is turned on but it says the wire is unpowered

[true python]

Its way better than dl2 tho (mechanics,graphics)

[candid bay]

@limber helm 😭😭😭discord said fuck that

[elder topaz]

Bro it has some of the same mechanics as dl2😭

[flat rock]

Yeah Quill had same issues with Crane just randomly letting go of a ledge or not latching too. Otherwise I prefer dl2 parkour but Beast got decent parkour.

[wary cloak]

I agree

[elder topaz]

Damn that sucks. But fair. Sometimes I miss the moment you get in dl2

[tight merlin]

Guys guys guys guys im beasting it now

[lunar wolf]

i am CRANING it

[candid bay]

I got to hear it this time

[elder topaz]

Graphics yes, mechanics feel the same just a little more polished

[lunar wolf]

no but actual crane

[fading tangle]

a

[candid bay]

YUPPPP

[polar lily]

Deleted my save starting over for the hell of it

[wary cloak]

Deleting the save is crazy

[tight merlin]

DL1 : King 2015-2025
DL2 : Prince
DLTB: New King 2025 present

[candid bay]

@limber helm peak

[civic anvil]

lwk the clankers ai's is so good in this game

[limber helm]

Alright I’m done now lol

Ts was pmo

I can always play shit perfectly it’s like my entire body was put into an alternate dimension or some fuckshit

[elder topaz]

Guh I hope that they’re planning in improving the map in dl2 more lol

[limber helm]

[flat rock]

That would be nice

[elder topaz]

Real honestly 😭

[flat rock]

Some qol stuff would be great

[elder topaz]

Exactly. The games needed unique dark zones and more unique buildings since launch 😭

[limber helm]

Beast has pretty unique dark zones ngl

[elder topaz]

Exactly, now they just need to do the same for dl2

[limber helm]

We wish

[elder topaz]

Well it gives me a little more hope since they’re planning on carrying over most of the improvements

[civic anvil]

Guys what's your favorite song in dying light tb? I wanna learn some on guitar (electric preferrably)

[limber helm]

At least in beast you can visit a majority of dark zones in the daytime instead of having to wait until you can possibly get torn to shreds by volatiles

[gentle abyss]

no volatiles at daytime 🥀

[flat rock]

I’d love for them to add in simple stuff like convenient stores, gas stations and fire houses

[gentle abyss]

its not even hard to avoid them bro 😭 night is piss easy its just scary

[limber helm]

I’ve seen some in the bigger one’s

[elder topaz]

Yeah true, buuut sadly theres no reason to even go put at night. Plus it makes no sense. They should honestly be in dark zones during the day again

[gentle abyss]

ive been in alot of them and havent encountered even one yet

[limber helm]

Don’t use afterboost or dash

[supple ginkgo]

Somebody from germany and can tell me how i can get the uncut version for PC?

[gentle abyss]

i dont even have that unlocked

[gentle abyss]

Go to the hospital and ask for a circumcision for the uncut version

[supple ginkgo]

Damn you are funny 😂

[tight merlin]

I wanna know what love is ! And I want you to show meeeee

That one

[limber helm]

Press x to doubt

[elder topaz]

Same, I always wanted to see some grocery stores or something in dl2. Plus things like gas stations and schools are completely nonexistent 😭

[frigid stream]

I think thats called red-light syndrome

[timber coral]

Move to a better country

[supple ginkgo]

Which one for example

[flat rock]

Man a school would be amazing addition

[frigid stream]

you just fuck up as soon as you're recording or playing live

[elder topaz]

I agree

[limber helm]

No because I play fine in front of people sometimes I just mess up and it pisses me off so I mess up more

[frigid stream]

there are grocery stores

[supple ginkgo]

Which country would you prefer?

[limber helm]

Because I always do play perfectly but when I don’t it just irritates me

[elder topaz]

Yeah but they’re lazy and copy-pasted

[timber coral]

Kazakstan

[frigid stream]

sure

[supple ginkgo]

Dogsheyt

[timber coral]

They got uncut dying light so

Be better schnitzel boy

[supple ginkgo]

Worth a thinking now

[frigid stream]

thats why I cuss myself out, it helps

[elder topaz]

Wtf did they even cut in Germany and why😭😭😭

[tight merlin]

Guys what if we are under a spell and we wake up soon and there's no DLTB or DL2 or even DL1 we wake up 15 years ago

All this feels too good to be true

[supple ginkgo]

Cuz they suck

[elder topaz]

I would be like four years old😭

[limber helm]

I always do that either way

[timber coral]

I guess poland has some history with germany idk what about tho

[tight merlin]

Thats a good restart for u

[elder topaz]

Oof😭

[true python]

Yea I know but I think the beast mode mechanic is the best thing they made

[elder topaz]

True lol

[gentle abyss]

@gritty glacier finally learned how to hook onto the trees btw

[limber helm]

Guys don’t we all agree that volatiles are faster than us without afterboost and dash?

[frigid stream]

one time i got so mad I started slapping myself jesus i was angwy

[tight merlin]

Id be like 12 years old damn id do anything to restart at 12 knowing what i know id be happy today and living a better life honestly

[timber coral]

As they should be

[gentle abyss]

theyre faster than u with dash but not with afterboost lol

[elder topaz]

Same. But I think it would have been like that in dl2 if they didn’t rush the game😭

[elder topaz]

Ikr😭

[timber coral]

Aye im diarrhea cholera green now

[limber helm]

Oh wow I said at a basic sprint speed they were faster than you, but you said you promised they weren’t

[gentle abyss]

you dont need to be faster than volatiles to beat them btw

[limber helm]

Huh weird

[gentle abyss]

are you stupid? i said they are still faster than you with dash

[frigid stream]

woah

[tight merlin]

IShowFeet angry again

[halcyon nimbus]

Will the next update add raytracing for bandits when they piss

[elder topaz]

Barely you’re like, about the same speed

[gentle abyss]

No theyre a bit faster

[gentle abyss]

i hope i can see their peen in the reflection

[visual fiber]

Anyone else disappointed about how the game puts a heavy incentive on scavenging everything yet ur unable to take he ammo from drop guns you pick you that clearly have a full mag 🙁

[elder topaz]

So, about the same speed? Barely faster? Exactly what I said?😭

[gentle abyss]

No

[timber coral]

The scavenging needs to be toned down imo id rather have less times pressing F on everything with higher quantities of each thing

[elder topaz]

Thats what they’re barely faster than you means though. Am I wrong?😭

[timber coral]

Its kind of obnoxious especially in certain darkzones to spend 80% of my time interacting

[gentle abyss]

ermm i said a bit 🤓

[candid bay]

Heyy

[limber helm]

Man you really like to confuse people

[timber coral]

Sup papa

[candid bay]

I sure do

[candid bay]

How have you been buddy

[limber helm]

Not you Jesse lmao

[elder topaz]

Yeah the school takes like half an hour to loot😭

[tight merlin]

That sounds like fun

[gentle abyss]

im going to the school in my next mission quest is it scary

[lunar wolf]

WHERE IS THIS BASEMENT

[elder topaz]

It is tbh

[elder topaz]

It is ngl. Volatiles would make it scarier

[tight merlin]

Imma head there soon to loot

[elder topaz]

Nice. Same tbh. Its my favorite dark zone lol

[gentle abyss]

you should be banned for even suggesting ts

[elder topaz]

😭

[candid bay]

I know but still

[tight merlin]

I agree with Nova ..Dark Zones need a volatile or two

And maybe 9 just for u IShowNoFear

[elder topaz]

We also need Volatiles that can turn invisible frfr

[timber coral]

At the gym pretending to look around confused about who shit their pants when it was actually me

[elder topaz]

Yeah add fifteen of them

[tight merlin]

Just for IShowCheeks

[gentle abyss]

Oh man do i gotta tell you something

[lunar wolf]

HALP

[gentle abyss]

volatiles are piss easy to avoid

in all the dl games it is that way

[tight merlin]

Mhm i wanna see u do that in a small dark zones

[elder topaz]

Same lol

[gentle abyss]

When i talk about small dark zone?

[tight merlin]

Thats what me and Nova was talking about dark zones....

[elder topaz]

Especially in the school lol

[gentle abyss]

give me beast mode and im beating the shit out of those volatiles buddy

[tight merlin]

Lmao

[flat rock]

[elder topaz]

Yeah😭😭😭😭

[tight merlin]

No ur not buddy

[gentle abyss]

the talk was about school, not small dark zones

[tight merlin]

It was dark zones

[gentle abyss]

yes i am bro i can show you proof when i finish rewriting my homework

[elder topaz]

The school is a small dark zone 😭

[flat rock]

Volatiles still fuck up Crane in Beast mode especially since they draw in more and more

[elder topaz]

Well that probably wouldn’t happen in a dark zone but yeeee

[gentle abyss]

Not me tho

[tight merlin]

Ur gonna run around and fight 9 volatiles 1v9 ? If u show me that I'll give u 500 dollars when I get my money u have 24 hours

[gentle abyss]

bet.

[civic anvil]

I could solo 20 volatiles easy irl

[elder topaz]

I bet they’re gonna fuck you up😭

[tight merlin]

Remember 1v9....all 9 on u just u and ur beast mode yes ? And in Brutal difficulty

[gentle abyss]

bet,

[frigid stream]

yeah you're not gonna make it

[gentle abyss]

right im already on brutal difficulty

[lunar wolf]

CHAT HELP, I AM GONNA GO INSANE

[frigid stream]

beast mode is not gonna save you against 9

[elder topaz]

Yeah its so not😭

[gentle abyss]

bet.

[civic anvil]

WHAT WHATS HAPPENING WHAT

[frigid stream]

WHAT

[tight merlin]

If This guy really goes on Brutal difficulty and beats 9 volatiles all of them at once he is a God

[gentle abyss]

bet.

[civic anvil]

lmao same reaction

[lunar wolf]

#🧭︱beast-spoilers

[tight merlin]

Cant wait

[elder topaz]

Literally 😭

[small crest]

I've already done it.

Just didn't record it 😭😭

[tight merlin]

Im confident my 500 dollars is staying with me

[gentle abyss]

the video will have shit quality due to the recording tho hope you guys dont mind

[elder topaz]

Doubt

Do it again but clip it

[tight merlin]

U fought 9 volatiles ? All 9 Volatiles around u ?

[small crest]

You doubt my ability to kill? Blasphemy!!

[gentle abyss]

do i need to wait for 9 volatiles to come or can i just kill 9 volatiles? @tight merlin

[elder topaz]

Well if you’re that good doing it again and clipping it should be easy ^^

[tight merlin]

I made it clear 9 volatiles at once they must all 9 be attacking u the same time

[small crest]

And their girlfriends...

[timber coral]

9 volatiles at once on a dirty couch. Piper perri style

[elder topaz]

Nice

[gentle abyss]

got it boss, ill send the video when i finish copying homework

[tight merlin]

Lmao

[candid bay]

Damn we have a gymbro in here

[civic anvil]

2 volatiles 1 kyle

[elder topaz]

1 Volatile 2 Kyles

[tight merlin]

Cant wait remember wait for 9 of them ey

[civic anvil]

lets make it 3 kyles one Poop shitte

[gentle abyss]

ill remember buddy

[small crest]

1 volatile, 2 olivias??

[elder topaz]

😭

[gentle abyss]

if i beat them u owe me 20$ ill try not to empty your bank account

actually no ill be generous, 5$

[elder topaz]

1 Volatile, 1 Kyle and 1 Aidenbabaiden

[civic anvil]

bro a child?

[tight merlin]

Ladies And Gentle Place Your Best:

Is your money on @gentle abyss or 9 volatiles ?

A 1v9 on Brutal Difficulty. All 9 volatiles attacking him at once

Who is your money on ?

[elder topaz]

No tf 😭

[civic anvil]

I TRUST MY POLISH FRIEND! ALL MY MONEY TO @gentle abyss
DASZ RADE, WYPIJ SE KURWA WODKE I ZABIJ ICH

[gentle abyss]

im mghty confident that i can do it

[elder topaz]

9 volatiles 1 Abq vid?

[timber coral]

Theres no shot this is actually your language you just dragged your balls across your keyboard

[flat rock]

We said about killing them not letting them run a train on you

[elder topaz]

😭😭😭

[tight merlin]

Alsong as u proof its Brutal difficulty and its 9 volatiles at once attacking u. And ill inspect the video i got apps and buddies that can see if a video is real or fake or edited si don't try anything funny ☺️

[civic anvil]

to jest moj jezyk

[gentle abyss]

spierdalaj

[elder topaz]

LMFAOOOOO

[gentle abyss]

of course. i will show the difficulty at the start

[civic anvil]

oooh..

[elder topaz]

Kyle likes 69ing it with Volatiles confirmed

[tight merlin]

Cannot wait keep in mind what I said no cheating allowed I'll inspect that video thoroughly

[gentle abyss]

of course

[tight merlin]

Alrighty

[tight merlin]

If u fail to kill 9 volatiles u call me Sir from now on

[elder topaz]

Can’t wait to see him get trained on by 50 volatiles 😭😭

[gentle abyss]

but i will have to wait long long time for the night and if i sleep it will reset my beast

[gritty glacier]

good boy

[gentle abyss]

and if i suceed ?
@elder topaz dont forget i only have to kill 9, not 50

[tight merlin]

Lmao

[strong pier]

It would be fun when you lockpick a cabinet in the darkzone, and a banshee randomly jumps out of the cabinet

[elder topaz]

Yes but more than nine are definitely showing up

[gentle abyss]

yes but i only have to kill 9

[civic anvil]

@gentle abyss mam czarny pas z karate i mnie osobiscie czwiczyl wloski mistrz karate w walki, trenowalem jujitsu razem ze starem i jego mistrz, A TERAZ JA CIEBIE BEDE CZWICZYL, POKONASZ ICH, WIEZE W CIEBIE

[timber coral]

What the fuck

[elder topaz]

And I dunno you get a cookie if you succeed?

[gentle abyss]

@tight merlin if i win what will you call me

[civic anvil]

our beautiful language

[tight merlin]

U definitely getting swarmed bud u gonna fight one and more and more shows up remember i wanna see 9 volatiles attacking u the same time all in one shot

[gentle abyss]

you will refer to me as master ishowfinance if i win

[timber coral]

Bro snuck a few karate kids in there like we wouldnt notice

[elder topaz]

Yes lol

[tight merlin]

Sure

[elder topaz]

I will call you Ishowmeat

[gentle abyss]

moj stary mial czarny pas, ale nie w karate tylko napierdalal mnie po dupie

[civic anvil]

i was saying i know karate and trained jujitsu, so im going to personally train him

[civic anvil]

to ty miales czerwony

[gentle abyss]

no odcisk byl czerwony

[civic anvil]

no jo XD

[elder topaz]

They’re speaking zombie oh no

[tight merlin]

If IShowVilatiles beats 9 volatiles at once im ending my own life

[frigid stream]

yea mods coming for yall

[gentle abyss]

Dont do that bro im gonna win

[elder topaz]

😭

[civic anvil]

ill be at your funeral

[devout dome]

did they fix memory leak

[elder topaz]

What is that pfp😭

[gentle abyss]

we are speaking the original dying light language

[tight merlin]

Lmao then im ending my life 😭

[elder topaz]

So You’re speaking volatile?

[tight merlin]

There will be good food and snacks in South Africa we have grand funerals as if we are at parties

[civic anvil]

bro how can you hate on polish language, sounds so good

[elder topaz]

I’m not lol😭

[timber coral]

Im sure it sounds good but it looks like a chimp on mind altering chemicals hatefucked your keyboard

[elder topaz]

To be honest that’s what any language you don’t understand looks like

[civic anvil]

akurat prawda

[tight merlin]

Im legit the day I die for real i want those who care enough to attend.

Not to cry but to dance to music with me and eat good food as a last time visit together.

Just eating and dancing with me and i leave home to go somewhere else.

Thats my wish

[gentle abyss]

Im gonna hatefuck something in a minute buddy

[elder topaz]

A Volatile?

[timber coral]

ok

[tight merlin]

More like they gonna do that to him

[elder topaz]

Yeeee

[gentle abyss]

I feel like you dont want people to be dancing at ur funeral bro

[civic anvil]

yea but per example take italian and polish

Luna

Księżyć

which one looks more normal

[elder topaz]

The first one😭😭😭😭😭

[flat rock]

Guys if you wanna talk polish go to dms

[civic anvil]

alr alr srry boss

[tight merlin]

Why not

[gentle abyss]

sorry boss

[civic anvil]

apologies daddy

[gentle abyss]

Thats uncultured and mean

[elder topaz]

Sorry Zaddy crane

[flat rock]

Don’t make me go get milk

[timber coral]

Fuck yeah only AMERICAN allowed here RAAAAAAAAAAAH🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[tight merlin]

My ex love to Polish her nails she still does

[civic anvil]

NOOO DONT DO IT PLEASE

[gentle abyss]

man ts is gas

[tight merlin]

Not to us mate its a show of Respect

[flat rock]

[elder topaz]

😭

[gentle abyss]

i just farted so violently ts was lowkey embarassing

[tight merlin]

Hello Mi Lady 🙏

[civic anvil]

bro unleashed the beast

[flat rock]

Eagle noises

[flat rock]

Hello Raid

[gentle abyss]

okay @tight merlin i oficially take you up on the challenge
1 man army vs 9 volatiles

[tight merlin]

How are yah today/tonight?

[frigid stream]

not winning

[gentle abyss]

shut up

[frigid stream]

share your screen

[gentle abyss]

im winning ts light work buddy

[gentle abyss]

no it'll lag to much discord is broken im gonna record it with obs

[elder topaz]

Proof

[tight merlin]

I bet this about to be the funniest video ever even if u die i wanna see it 😭 I'll call u Master Finance just for trying and showing the video

[frigid stream]

excuses

[toxic locust]

Have they fixed vehichle colition with some iteams yet

[elder topaz]

Lmfaooooo

[gentle abyss]

u think i have a rtx 5090 in my computer bitch

[civic anvil]

he is, You know the indomitable human spirit? There's tires to it, Polish human spirit is the strongest one. You can't top it, he's winning, i belive in him

[frigid stream]

you dont? loser

[gentle abyss]

Okay

[elder topaz]

😭

[frigid stream]

I love you

[elder topaz]

Guys chill. Its only a game

[tight merlin]

Funniest DL video in existence to be released soon

[civic anvil]

they're joking dw

[flat rock]

I’m good; finally finished Beast last night

[elder topaz]

Literally 😭

[elder topaz]

I know lol😭

[tight merlin]

Imma put this video on my YouTube channel 😭

[gritty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/3fs-granny-face-gif-13115252770304896737

[elder topaz]

Guh I’m taking too long. I just like killing things guhhh

[civic anvil]

embed fail lmao!

[tight merlin]

Thats good how was it for u ? That ending is wild right ?

[gritty glacier]

aw thats too bad

[elder topaz]

Lol

[frigid stream]

"this dumbass thought he could go against 9 volatiles" < title right here

[civic anvil]

i read it with the idksterling voice

[elder topaz]

😭

[tight merlin]

🤣🤣🤣 I'll add (my dumbass friend) just for respects

[flat rock]

I have a lot of thoughts on the story I obviously can’t put here, but there’s stuff I would’ve changed

[elder topaz]

LMFAO

[civic anvil]

"This man does not know it yet, but he's already dead. Ho ho"

[timber coral]

“9 dark buff homeless men go animal style on polish twink”

[elder topaz]

“Hey apple” insert disturbing music here

[tight merlin]

U wanna tell me in PM ? Or Spoiler chat ? Id like to hear ur side i also have thoughts etc lol

[civic anvil]

man dont call him a twink come on

[flat rock]

Sure I’ll dm you after I’m done

I’m doing dishes

[tight merlin]

Sounds good 👍 no worries madam take yah time

[civic anvil]

next halloween i wanna make a volatile cosplay

[tight merlin]

That would be dope

[civic anvil]

but its just so cold in poland at halloween time that idk how i can do it well

[timber coral]

Thought you guys didnt get cold

[civic anvil]

im italian

but i live in poland

[tawny girder]

they gotta pull a gta 5 for dying light 3 and let us play as crane and Aiden

[timber coral]

choose a struggle bro

[civic anvil]

☹️

[tight merlin]

Unfortunately in South Africa we dont have Halloween we tried once like 20-30 years ago and people got murdered etc

So I never had a Halloween in my life

In our own communities ww have small gatherings but nothing Iike overseas

To go to America or somewhere to have Halloween is one of my biggest dreams

I always see videos of Halloween and it makes me sad and feeling left out looks so fun

[civic anvil]

damn, people got murdered? that's sad lwk

was it because of ignorance?

[tight merlin]

Yeah people got murdered..kids went missing...and they forced stuff on kids if u know what I mean....

So they shut the whole idea down

[civic anvil]

damn, that's horrible

[tight merlin]

Nah it was people doing crazy stuff hood people if i gotta be accurate

[tight merlin]

Yeah it is very sad man now the rest of us miss out on something big

[gentle abyss]

bruh night in this game comes so slow

[empty cape]

fixer glitch of can't get the key from door of charm volatyle ?

[tight merlin]

Dont be hasty to die bro lol

[timber coral]

RIP EA

[gentle abyss]

I will win this

[tight merlin]

If u do I'll call u papa

[civic anvil]

you should totally book a small trip then and experience halloween @tight merlin

[gentle abyss]

Okay

What will the look on your face be if i win

[tight merlin]

I would love to bro but money is a struggle at the moment got so much stuff going on my parents are my priority now they are struggling and suffering i cant do anything before their okay.

So all my plans is put down until they are happy and fine id be a horrible son if i go overseas and have fun and they are suffering and in pain.

Need to find a new job next year so i can start rebuilding

[ebon prairie]

Bow or Crossbow?

[timber coral]

I feel like even in america halloween is dying out a bit, no ones buying single family homes anymore and no one’s gonna go trick or treating in apartment complexes

[tight merlin]

The one Deadpool gave Wolverine when he got punched

[timber coral]

Shoutout blackrock greatest corporation to ever exist thank you so much supreme leader larry fink

[gentle abyss]

bruh i fucking blew myself up with a car 🥀 ts not looking good

the car cheated

[civic anvil]

yeah of course, i dont mean you should get to the trip now, i hope you and your family manage to get your problems fixed

[civic anvil]

you can do it

[tight merlin]

Thanks mate i cant wait to go one day and experience Halloween it looks so fun

[civic anvil]

Yeah, its dying down a little bit everywhere

[gentle abyss]

@tight merlin i can still fight them after beast mode is over, correct?

[timber coral]

No fun allowed unless the corpos can make money

[elder topaz]

Damn thats sad :<

[timber coral]

Wheres silverhand when you need him

[elder topaz]

Cyperpunk mentioned?

[gentle abyss]

fuck you embed fails i keep forgetting u cant send embed in this channel

[elder topaz]

Yeah thats dumb. I fucking hate that people ruin nice things😭😭😭

[opal juniper]

I have 3 days in the beast and I finally found my first UV bar

[civic anvil]

have as many offsprings as you can and try to get one that rolls a +20 on his schizophrenia, isolate him and make him belive silverhand is real

[elder topaz]

I like my reaction gifs grr

[elder topaz]

Wtf😭

[civic anvil]

your own personal harborer of distruction

[elder topaz]

never let this man have children

[civic anvil]

if i get a schizophrenic child im calling him galactus and make him belive spherical rocks are planets

[elder topaz]

[gentle abyss]

ykw ill copy my homework while im waiting for the night

[past quest]

Who do we contact for suggestions? Because a dead space or metro series collab would be fun & awesome.