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void void
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anyone know any good guide to understand best jvms for minecraft client

jaunty brook
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Would you guys say Paper is good even if I just want a vanilla experience?

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I've been told the performance improvements alone are substantial

brave radish
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If you're just asking if it's good to use Paper without having any plugins, but don't care if everything is 100% accurate, yes, I do this myself

jaunty brook
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Well, no, I'd be fine with quality of life plugins

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Ah alright, nice

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Setting up a little SMP, and I trust Paper with my performance

left swift
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that guy spam pinging get automuted?

void void
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probably?

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Haven't seen the mods here mute anyone, mostly just warns, kicks and bans

vernal moth
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Most of the time we take actions from internal channels plus obviously we have bots doing most of the work

foggy silo
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Oh dang the github code search is available now. Fancy!

charred sleet
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signs up

left swift
worn ember
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i had this in the textbox here and i have no idea what it was for kek

spare venture
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no way github is allowing code search now?

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now they just need to let you search forks…

void void
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Don't open

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It's a guy blowing his own head with a shotgun

left swift
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<@&748618676189528155> gore?

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I ain't watching to find out if its true

void void
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It's true

mossy vessel
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!ban 676842679572627458 Gore

thorny flickerBOT
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:raised_hands: Banned Daymons#6941 (Gore) [1 total infraction] -- NotMyFault#3732.

plucky sparrow
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wtf

void void
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Yea

left swift
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would be cool if discord had a permission to disallow links or files in chats huh

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too much for the small indie company to handle

void void
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Well, files yes

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Links only bots can do it

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Such as Dyno Bot

left swift
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they can auto remove but it should be prevented from even being posted in first place

void void
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I mean, the auto remove is pretty fast

plucky sparrow
plucky sparrow
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They might not be doing it because nitro gifts and gifs use links

left swift
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their stupid built in gif thing would probably be a bypass

void void
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Hmm

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Need further testing

left swift
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it would also be fine to block gifs behind a permission Chatting

vernal moth
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Just when you think your day couldn't become any weirder, you end up in a twitter discussion with namecheap about cat videos on TikTok

left swift
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yes that is pretty weird

vernal moth
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I blame Gian

spare venture
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discord is a popular bad app

plucky sparrow
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I’m yet to find a cracked server owner that is good at English

spare venture
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probably because most of them english is not their first language

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crazy right

left swift
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why u searching for cracked server owners

plucky sparrow
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I’m not

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I’m just saying none are decent at English

left swift
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yet to find means you are searching

true canyon
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More likely to have it in a country that has higher poverty, lower education (thus second language English is weaker). Pretty straightforward

plucky sparrow
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Yes exactly

left swift
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yet to see is what you mean

spare venture
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groundbreaking revelation!

true canyon
left swift
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silly dap

spare venture
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cracked server owners are poor!

void void
spare venture
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here i thought they were evil villains who were taking advantage of the poor

plucky sparrow
spare venture
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you are forgetting about the entire continent of south america, almost all of whom are running cracked servers

plucky sparrow
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even Spain

left swift
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COME TO BRAZIL

vernal moth
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people always forget that there are more people natively speaking spanish than english

spare venture
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from what i’ve seen almost everyone uses pirated minecraft outside of north america, western europe, australia, other english speaking countries

plucky sparrow
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Just because your native language isn’t English doesn’t mean you can’t be good at it

void void
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then %30 speaking russian, %30 speaking turkish, %30 speaking spanish, %10 speaking other languages on cracked servers

vernal moth
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lets not make assumptions like that, it leads to nothing but discrimination and racism

vernal moth
void void
spare venture
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are you talking about me? because it’s not an assumption, it’s an observation over years of running a server and hundreds of thousands of players across the world

void void
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Okay that's enough

void void
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let's stop talking about cracked servers

spare venture
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okay dad

vernal moth
void void
vernal moth
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as somebody from turkey, immigrating into the EU isn't that hard

void void
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can't move bc I need to get a job from EU first

spare venture
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moving/immigrating is not easy

void void
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for that, I need to win some exams

vernal moth
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well, ye, education is key

void void
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then a lot of money is needed for moving

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it is not easy

spare venture
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moving between states in the US was a huge challenge for me, extremely expensive physically and mentally

void void
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if it was easy, I would have already abandoned Turkey

vernal moth
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I didn't say easy, I said not that hard

plucky sparrow
void void
spare venture
plucky sparrow
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If so then yes it might be physically challenging

vernal moth
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EU is pretty immigration friendly, we need skill

left swift
plucky sparrow
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That’s smart

void void
foggy silo
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I actually used ender pearls over the border.

void void
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that's the main reason

plucky sparrow
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8 times less work 😎

spare venture
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working in the EU sounds really nice, the vacations alone..

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but the taxes man

left swift
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mini can I name my CSGO team after Paper this season and rep the org PEPW

void void
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there is a hyperinflation happening in Turkey because our magnificent (!) president tried using religion's economy tactics on a liberal economy in a secular country

spare venture
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i do enjoy only paying 20% tax on my income

void void
vernal moth
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I do enjoy living in a country with high social standards

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I don't mind the tax

spare venture
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what is your income tax if you don’t mind

vernal moth
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I think ~40% of my income goes to tax, universal health care and unemployment stuff

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I don't remember

void void
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free health care is important

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that's one of the reasons why USA is one of the last choices for me to move out to another country

spare venture
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i pay like $100/mo for my healthcare and have basically the best plan possible, being healthy it’s really cheap

vernal moth
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I found stuff from 2019

void void
vernal moth
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lemme calculate

void void
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I just got 15 euros just in case

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(200 lira)

plucky sparrow
spare venture
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that’s how much it costs for a family

vernal moth
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meh 2019 is a bad example cause I wasn't earning fully

spare venture
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i just go off of what % was deducted from my latest pay slip

vernal moth
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I don't have that on my PC, lol

spare venture
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oh my company self service portal lets me view it

vernal moth
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not without VPN

spare venture
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ahh

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honestly i’m in a pretty good situation, very low income tax, healthy, low expenses. in europe id be making far less but if something went really wrong i’d be in a better situation than here

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but 5 weeks vacation sounds so nice 🥺

vernal moth
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I can even buy additional days off 😄

spare venture
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yeah i have that option too, i get 3 weeks with option to buy 1 more right now

vernal moth
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this tax shit is complicated I can't see it clearly

left swift
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tax supposed to be complicated that's how they get ya

vernal moth
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nah its just so much shit I deducated

spare venture
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i cba to deduct expenses and shit, so much effort

vernal moth
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ok so brutto wage is 100%, income tax was 18%, pension 9%, health 7.5%, care 1.7%, unemployment 1.2%, soli 1%

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lets hope I didn't forget anything

spare venture
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that’s really not that bad if 9% is pension

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and the rest is basically also going back to you in some form someday

plucky sparrow
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I really want to get out of Spain, the president made masks mandatory again which is great yet people are crying about it

vernal moth
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well, its still almost 40%

spare venture
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i am traveling to a state that has an exploding case rate for christmas and am so excited /s

vernal moth
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and my wage is lower than what I would get in the US to begin with

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I don't even know what I earned this year, this was 2020, I think 2021 was the last year when my tax rate got worse

spare venture
foggy silo
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Covid going crazy where I am,

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Like schools had to cancel early, but cause of finals high school and up still had to go.

spare venture
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washington is universal mask requirement and seattle is vaccination requirement, ohio is like the opposite

vernal moth
foggy silo
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Yea, I live in ohio x)

vernal moth
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so yeah, not getting much worse, so looking forward to that

spare venture
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my parents better have the booster because my sisters boyfriend is unvaccinated

vernal moth
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no that I care, I think my tax is not badly spend

true canyon
spare venture
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he thinks the natural immunity from when he had covid in 2020 is enough…

left swift
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politics peepoRiot

true canyon
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Everything is politics, nothing is politics.

left swift
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tell jroy not me

vernal moth
true canyon
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I didn't think anything here was getting really controversially political.

plucky sparrow
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We’re literally on one of the worst peaks yet they cry about having masks be mandatory

foggy silo
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Welcome to ohio chad x)

spare venture
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lmao

vernal moth
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one email to insurance and it was paid, public healthcare and all even covers us outside of the country 🙂

true canyon
foggy silo
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outside of the country.. what?

spare venture
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washington by comparison…

unkempt drift
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honestly, idrc about the number of cases, I care about the number of hospitalizations and deaths

vernal moth
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thats dangerous since you ignore the long term effects an infection has

vernal moth
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its def worth the effort of that one hour it took me to do my taxes

left swift
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that could be like

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a lot of tips at the strip club

spare venture
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what if your rate is $1,000/hr

left swift
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u would make 1000/hr

plucky sparrow
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1000 what

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lego bricks?

left swift
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sometimes

plucky sparrow
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A thousand Lego bricks per hour?

left swift
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or

true canyon
jovial plover
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wtf are we waiting for

plucky sparrow
true canyon
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what

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Ah, 3 month trial.

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If it were totally included I'd be really excited.

foggy silo
true canyon
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Maybe it's new in that it actually works without the web version crashing? [Not going to waste time finding out]

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I love how I can only use Edge for teams or it fails to work.

foggy silo
left swift
plucky sparrow
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u suck

foggy silo
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wow!!!

plucky sparrow
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wow!!!

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@wispy blade when are we doing enchantments

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Oh no a cracked server owner kekw

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are you even done reimplementing the library

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What am I paying you for then

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I’ll pay you in love

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Whoops wrong one

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2 in 1 shot

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Just think of all the players that could enjoy the usefulness of our amazing enchantments

spare venture
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why are you so interested in cracked servers lol

plucky sparrow
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I’m not I’m just trying to complete my bingo

vernal moth
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Yeah let's not

foggy silo
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🛑

left swift
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papermc romance?!

foggy silo
plucky sparrow
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Not that kind of love

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I mean emotional support

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Reminding you that you will give up on valk

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Etc

golden gust
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reminded me of this

plucky sparrow
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What’s that supposed to mean

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Context

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??

left swift
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git push

plucky sparrow
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Thanks for the help yesmana

left swift
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no problem fap

quick pasture
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??

plucky sparrow
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I was worried

plucky sparrow
left swift
vernal moth
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reeeeee

foggy silo
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👀

waxen panther
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put a trojan in hangar koriLaugh

vernal moth
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I would never do something to hurt spigot in order to get people to move to more modern solutions

foggy silo
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wow!!!!

teal crescent
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Anyone know Discord servers that has support for hosting servers in general?

twin lagoon
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@waxen panther koriPat

teal crescent
cerulean violet
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hey can someone help me about build a plugin with src by using intellij?

vernal moth
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where are you stuck?

cerulean violet
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Thanks it keep saying that idk why

vernal moth
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1.8

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lmao

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you have errors in your POM

cerulean violet
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                <version>3.8.1</version>```
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yeah this is red but dunno how to fix

vernal moth
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give me the full pom and the full maven log

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but it looks like your whole maven installation is borked

cerulean violet
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         xsi:schemaLocation="http://maven.apache.org/POM/4.0.0 http://maven.apache.org/xsd/maven-4.0.0.xsd">
    <modelVersion>4.0.0</modelVersion>

    <groupId>com.massivecraft</groupId>
    <artifactId>Factions-aggregator</artifactId>
    <version>1.6.9.5-U0.6.6</version>
    <packaging>pom</packaging>

    <name>Factions Aggregator Project</name>

    <properties>
        <project.build.sourceEncoding>UTF-8</project.build.sourceEncoding>
    </properties>

    <modules>
        <module>modules/Legacy</module>
        <module>modules/Main</module>
    </modules>

    <build>
        <directory>FactionsIsAwesome</directory>
        <sourceDirectory>FactionsIsAwesome/java</sourceDirectory>
        <testSourceDirectory>FactionsIsAwesome/test</testSourceDirectory>
        <plugins>
            <plugin>
                <artifactId>maven-compiler-plugin</artifactId>
                <version>3.8.1</version>
                <configuration>
                    <source>1.8</source>
                    <target>1.8</target>
                </configuration>
            </plugin>
        </plugins>
    </build>
</project>
vernal moth
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and the log?

cerulean violet
vernal moth
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your maven config seems mega fucked

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oh wait

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yeah this is a new maven thing

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you somewhere have a repo defined that uses http, not https

cerulean violet
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What should i do?

vernal moth
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find that repo

cerulean violet
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can i ask how?

vernal moth
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its your project, lol

cerulean violet
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well actually not mine

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i just need faction plugin

vernal moth
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why is github is useless at displaying logs?

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if you try to view logs after a step has started it displays nothing

cerulean violet
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yeah thanks for ur help

vernal moth
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somebody good with crowdin around to help with hangar stuff? crowdins github action and cli is downloading my source file (english), but with all values set to false, do they really expect me to accept all translations?

void void
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how do i test which java i have on my mac os x?

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java version "14.0.1" 2020-04-14
Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 14.0.1+7)
Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 14.0.1+7, mixed mode, sharing)

golden gust
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open terminal, `java -v...

twin lagoon
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you already answered yourself

void void
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is that SRE?

twin lagoon
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wat

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you're on java 14.0.1

void void
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JRE*

twin lagoon
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it is always the JRE

void void
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i was trying to figure out if i'm JRE vs JDK

twin lagoon
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why

native wolf
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JDK comes with the JRE

twin lagoon
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that

golden gust
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run javac, see what it says

void void
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trying to get vanilla server started on my mac

golden gust
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if command not found, you don't have the jdk

twin lagoon
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you only need the JRE

golden gust
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You don't need the jdk for mc

void void
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i wanna play 1.18

twin lagoon
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you just need to update to java 17

golden gust
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Update java

void void
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how do i update java properly?

plucky sparrow
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@wispy blade why are you working on valk vlang

crystal lilyBOT
void void
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i was scared of installing 2 versions accidentally

twin lagoon
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that is fine

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you can have multiple java versions installed

foggy silo
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hi Naomi!!

worn ember
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Go cry

plucky sparrow
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dart is awesome youre just stupid and bad

void void
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so for updating java 17 on mac os x

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according to taht site

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it's

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brew install openjdk

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that's what they tell you to do

golden gust
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Well

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that's the recommended way.

void void
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okay i already had homebrew installed

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so i'm running it again

golden gust
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otherwise, you go download the installer package and instal it

void void
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probably just updates everything

left swift
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JDK stands for Java Deez Knuts

worn ember
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JRE just reee eeee

plucky sparrow
quick pasture
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toxic

vernal moth
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can you chill?

void void
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ugh it didn't update anything

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i'm still on java version "14.0.1" 2020-04-14

twin lagoon
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start a new terminal window to confirm, it might change your PATH which doesn't update until you start a new terminal

golden gust
void void
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samesame

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weird!

twin lagoon
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well, uninstall java 14

golden gust
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macos

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uninstall

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bahahahaaa

tropic flame
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uninstall MacOS lmao

golden gust
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export JAVA_HOME=`/usr/libexec/java_home -v 17`
plucky sparrow
golden gust
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the wrapper shit works in macOS properly, so, often I just use shit like that at runtime or have it in my zsh file

void void
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ugh that's so weird

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i did brew remove openjdk then reinstalled it

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and i saw it installing 17

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but now when i run -version its still 14

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i am on catalina

left swift
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you are mother

plucky sparrow
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i am your mother

left swift
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mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

waxen panther
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broccolai? sorry. broccolai? sorry.

left swift
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shut up!

foggy silo
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wow people being MEANIES today

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shame paper SHAME

narrow edge
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named axolotls despawn when you go far enough from them 😿

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my cute lil golden boi...

untold meadow
crystal lilyBOT
formal tusk
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Is there any way to get sliced Nether portal frames without the update suppression

void void
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/fill

worn ember
void void
warm anchor
vernal moth
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TIL theres a microsoft discord server

golden gust
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Gotta have a redundancy plan

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For facebook, it's a brick for the doors

warm anchor
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I am there for the meme mini

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their support channel has the bestest of memes

waxen panther
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Instant W in the Microsoft discord server intjshock intjshock

vernal moth
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lol

spare venture
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i died

untold meadow
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askers ?

spare venture
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why can’t you

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probably a good reason that vpns are blocked and i’m not going to tell you how to circumvent someone’s security system

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what is it then

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people usually don’t block vpns randomly

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lol

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did you get banned from a minecraft server or something

golden gust
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TOR?

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I mean, like, there are many security implications towards that type of shit

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Like, you're relying on trusting everybody on the network, so, it's not exactly a "big" thing (and tor is compromised anyways)

meager tusk
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You have to basically control a huge amount of exit nodes, right?

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And you can literally change that with one click

golden gust
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No idea how compromised it is

meager tusk
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So I guess it's more of a who's who

golden gust
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Just, agencies do operate exit nodes

meager tusk
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Oh yeah that's true

native wolf
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huh?

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oh no

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can't really rely on anything these days it seems

short yarrow
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so server owners usually pay devs to make custom plugins. usually if you go with someone reputable you're probably fine, but how would someone who doesn't know how to code know if a plugin that was made for them has a backdoor or not?

golden gust
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I mean

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they wouldn't?

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theres many common patterns, e.g. blatent op shit, but, obfuscation can ez fool that

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downloading and running random jars is literally childs play

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you're running software on your server from people, typical "don't run random shit from the internet" applies to everything here

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that implies vetting the people you purchase shit from, server I do stuff for now maintains all the git repos, guy likes to check and ask Qs about stuff, etc

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But, am sure that if I really wanted to I could hide some shit in there

warm anchor
spare venture
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never do contract work with someone you don’t trust entirely and isn’t reputable

ashen nacelle
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agreed

worn ember
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so still dont know the origin

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you only know the destination

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well ig thats enough to monitor certain sites and backtrack with the power of the popo

foggy silo
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Ehm

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1.2

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Billion hours? I hope that this is ingame time x)

worn ember
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i dont think so

void void
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sims 4 has 36 million players

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which averages out around 27 hours per player

worn ember
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its also been out for a while

foggy silo
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oh... this is total playtime amongst all players

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oh oy

worn ember
foggy silo
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Yes.

worn ember
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I only have 7100h in dota no way I'm getting 1.2billion in the Sims xD

void void
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DED is very addicted to the sims

foggy silo
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I will not judge.

worn ember
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I'd only play it if i didn't have to pay for it

foggy silo
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🤨

vernal moth
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most common death: old age
doubt

ashen nacelle
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mopst common death is Fire

vernal moth
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All my Sims die in the pool

foggy silo
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skill issue

worn ember
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I'd drown myself too if i was controlled by mini

ashen nacelle
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its like sims are made of something more flammable than gasoline

worn ember
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Lol

vernal moth
# foggy silo skill issue

It's part of the game, you invite people, get them to fuck you and join your family and then you drown them to get rid of them but keep the money and stuff

worn ember
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That's why you spend that 125 on a smoke detector

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Minis scheme irl

vernal moth
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It's funny how my sister does the exact same

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My sister is so much worse than my in many ways

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Like, this channel can barely handle me, it would just implode if my sister would make this to her playing field

worn ember
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one mini is enough

vernal moth
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She once dated two people of competing football teams at the same time

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That takes skill

worn ember
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did she handle the whole team too?

native wolf
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bruh

ashen nacelle
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sounds like a sister complex there

vernal moth
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How do I even respond to that

worn ember
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my sister just moved back in with my parents after living together with her now ex bf lol

golden gust
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<girl-on-couche-meme.webm>

worn ember
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lmao

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cat gets it

vernal moth
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Oh I got it too

worn ember
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you're the one that brought your sister into this kek

vernal moth
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I just don't wanna picture my little sister on that couch

worn ember
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i have a networking event tomorrow 🤮

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imagine wilingly interacting with people

vernal moth
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We actually both gonna be sleeping at my parents for Xmas, the first time in years

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So let's see how that goes

worn ember
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been doing that for 23 years blaze

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hopefully i can move out soon once i get a job

worn ember
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i heard some german insurance company is hiring hmmGe

void void
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don't forget to mention mini's name so he can cash in that sweet referral bonus

foggy silo
worn ember
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"minidigger sent me" they gonna be like "who?" "Oh i meant Martin" "Oh that guy"

vernal moth
golden gust
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lego chest guy man thing

worn ember
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yeah i can understand about 5% of that

foggy silo
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danke danke

void void
golden gust
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I understand about 0% cos we won the war

worn ember
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lol

vernal moth
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I get points for every page view using my link, I call that a win 😂

foggy silo
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woah!

void void
worn ember
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click this link for free steam gift cards

golden gust
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ITT: We all spam the thing and see if we can get him in trouble

foggy silo
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Applying.... I do not speak german so please translate 😄

vernal moth
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Common, half the words on there are English

worn ember
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lets spam the apply button so mini gets shit for it

vernal moth
void void
vernal moth
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I don't know what those points do but they are points!

worn ember
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GAMIFICATION WOOOO

foggy silo
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(I am assuming paper chan is an aol user)

worn ember
#

do it

vernal moth
#

Look am level 2!

foggy silo
#

yoooo

worn ember
#

1 application 👀

void void
# foggy silo

Mini's gonna have to give paper chan a personal referral

vernal moth
#

That's a real one ded

worn ember
foggy silo
vernal moth
foggy silo
#

I think I am ready for professional employment. 💼 🤓

void void
#

gamification ftw!

vernal moth
# vernal moth That's a real one ded

A friend of mine applied to another position, would only give me a 3k bonus, but she didn't update the header on her CV to say her name so I bet they just filtered her out, lmao

spare venture
foggy silo
#

No it's obviously just a benefit if you can

#

bonus points!! 😄

vernal moth
#

They say nothing about German skills required

worn ember
#

what about programming skill blaze

spare venture
#

i don’t even know what the job is because i cannot read german

void void
worn ember
#

its work

vernal moth
#

Full stack dev in the consumer application team

worn ember
#

ew vue, not this again

spare venture
#

alright i’m applying

golden gust
#

does that mean I'd get the opertuinity to sit next to you and lick you?

vernal moth
#

Vue, TS, java, spring

#

No my office is full

worn ember
#

hey i know 3 of those

golden gust
#

psh, weak

vernal moth
#

Got a new coworker in summer and am not trading her

foggy silo
#

Working with benefits

worn ember
#

coworkers with benefits

void void
#

Dunno if I’d consider cat’s presence a “benefit”

foggy silo
#

Wow!

vernal moth
#

Grow up guys, lol

foggy silo
#

But it means you can ping cat in real life. flushed_blink

spare venture
#

if you need a project manager im your guy

vernal moth
#

Lemme see

worn ember
#

if you need an rtp dev i'm your guy

spare venture
#

i am very good at spending money, i spent $1.2 million this year

foggy silo
#

Mini just getting free points here.....

worn ember
#

yes

spare venture
#

i see a lot of words that i recognize

worn ember
#

i see a lot of words

golden gust
spare venture
#

naomi, i don’t think most jobs will hire a 12 y/o

foggy silo
#

destroyed.

golden gust
#

I'll have you know, she'snot 12

#

She's 12 and a half

worn ember
void void
vernal moth
#

13 points for level 3!

spare venture
#

implicit 18+ requirement on most jobs lol

worn ember
#

👏 ur so smart

#

plz educate me daddy

golden gust
#

Praise me!

#

I med poop on toilet!

vernal moth
#

+25 Paper Chan has accepted the referral through your share

#

Yes!

foggy silo
#

👀

worn ember
#

Next paper patch:
Require to visit this referal link:

golden gust
#

;P

void void
#

Photoshop

worn ember
#

still alone though

foggy silo
#

woah...

#

forgery.. they grow up so fast 🥲

vernal moth
#

Poor Jana will not know how to deal with paper chan

foggy silo
#

Paper chan? Who dis?

worn ember
#

me handing in my paper about piracy for IT law written in a cracked version of Indesign

foggy silo
#

🛑

worn ember
#

🏴‍☠️

native wolf
#

ded is a pirate confirmed

worn ember
#

yo ho, thieves and beggars

#

sorry you cant discuss that here

#

its against ToS

foggy silo
#

you have been stopped

#

Tone it down!!!!!!

#

😠

worn ember
#

i wish you were adboprted

#

for legal reasons thats a joke plz no bully

golden gust
#

DED is my primary reason for supporting post-natal abortion

foggy silo
#

😋 🍿

worn ember
#

go sit in lockdown shrimp eating noodlehead

golden gust
#

You know what this place needs?

foggy silo
#

For legal reasons.... I now own your personal device.

golden gust
#

Some pot noodle sandwiches

worn ember
#

you'll get plenty of seafood when ur dams flood in 10 years

golden gust
#

or, fish finger sandwiches

worn ember
#

silly cat fish dont have fingers

golden gust
#

or, bacon, sausage and egg sandwiches

#

or, anything sandwiches, really, am a brit

foggy veldt
#

Salt and butter?

worn ember
#

if nomana was here he'd say something wise like: "butter deez nuts"

foggy veldt
#

Does your butter not already have salt

#

Ew

#

What does it taste like

#

But salt is where the butter gets its taste right?

coarse lily
#

If salt is cheap why is salted butter expensive?

golden gust
#

You can get salted butter, you can get non salted butter

#

I don't recall the salted type costing much more, if anything, over the standard

coarse lily
#

In the US salted butter vs unsalted butter costs the same.

#

Basically you pick whichever you want.

golden gust
#

I mean, they basically win for the salted one cos like, salt is cheaper than butter, ofc

#

so, pound for pound...

worn ember
#

salt with butter or butter with salt

#

2b or 2t

golden gust
#

!ban @worn ember no.

worn ember
#

can you show my infractions btw?

#

ikd how to use the bot ktnx

foggy silo
#

Ping cat to see your infractions (real hack)

golden gust
#

er, I just had a look

#

am not sure I can call that up here

#

gfdi DED

worn ember
#

lmfao

foggy silo
#

OR give them a timeout >:)

worn ember
#

the reason has the r word in it kek thats why

coarse lily
golden gust
#

and then the 3rd one

worn ember
#

i thought that one was pretty funny tbh

#

but whatevs

golden gust
#

Like, am all for a good joke, but, like, gotta be careful these days

worn ember
golden gust
#

It's all fun and games until you call your bestie a bitch and somebody else starts going crazy about it 😄

worn ember
#

saying the b word in 2021 smh

#

ur welcome

#

i dont even watch twitch

#

wtf go wash your toes

golden gust
#

I mean, this was like, 2015, 2014 maybe

#

college life and all

worn ember
#

i saw some HBO series and boy do they push for that shit lmao

ashen nacelle
#

drinking some MtnDew Voltage right now

worn ember
#

drinking some coke zero rn

ashen nacelle
#

going to watch the new Matrix today

worn ember
#

lucky

#

here they decided we shouldn't see movies anymore

#

they closed down the movie theatres again

ashen nacelle
#

it is on HBO Max

worn ember
#

👀

#

which means that its on insert legal site here

golden gust
#

HBO max?

#

wats dat?

worn ember
#

its like HBO but bigger

golden gust
#

am brit

coarse lily
#

HBO Max isn't available in the UK, cat.

golden gust
#

We don't get stuff like that

ashen nacelle
#

use a VPN lolz

golden gust
#

Well, yea, dat was da joke

coarse lily
#

Ah

golden gust
#

That's dumb

#

It's like, to use a service

#

I've gotta pay for said service, and then fuck around with a VPN to be able to use said service

#

Like, support small companies and shit

#

But, if a large company wants to be an ass and make it impossible to get shit legally, that's on them

worn ember
#

big company fing people over? Thats a first

#

geolocking is so stupid

golden gust
#

those f'ers wouldn't even dine me first

worn ember
#

like it takes 2 clicks to bypass

#

and its just pointless

#

unless its a pyramid scheme and they're in bed with the VPN providers

ashen nacelle
#

sadly Netflix is pulling the big Fuck you and is threatening to ban people using a VPN to bypass geolocking restrictions.

golden gust
#

well, all of the streaming services have their own things

#

like, different subsidaries

worn ember
#

lmao like they can track that

magic river
#

We added a thing to let people post messages in our app at work, meant for little news alerts or whatever. It lets you attach images to these messages. Turns out we never validated they were actually putting images there, just relying on the browser only letting them put an image in

#

The only message that has anything attached to it so far has a PDF

coarse lily
#

Haha

golden gust
#

gg

#

I mean

#

It's like an image

ashen nacelle
worn ember
#

just use the vpn to create the account then

golden gust
#

it's behavioral based

#

and your CC card has a billing address, etc

ashen nacelle
golden gust
#

I mean, I guess the billing address is irrelevant if you stick to the VPN

worn ember
#

stupid legal documents always ruining it

golden gust
#

stick to the same IP

#

CGNAT is fun

magic river
#

Disney+ also threatens to ban VPN users and people sharing accounts

golden gust
#

Or, well, region

magic river
#

I don't know if any of them have yet

golden gust
#

their means to do so is limited

#

e.g. with VPNs they just have to look good enough on the network to just look like many other ISPs leasing, etc

worn ember
#

its a cat and mouse game which just costs them more money that it brings in

magic river
#

Right, how can they tell the difference between me and a friend streaming something at the same time in different houses and a family watching something at the same time one of their kids is watching on their phone at a friend's house?

worn ember
#

then you cant watch netflix anymore kek

magic river
#

VPN usage is easier to spot, if you're hopping back and forth between countries too fast

#

Or if you're sharing your account with someone in another city/state/country

ashen nacelle
# worn ember what if you're traveling?

if you are travelling it would be different. if you arent using a vpn it would show you really being in another location. vpn ip's are identified as beloning to a vpn.

magic river
#

VPN IPs can be somewhat hard to ID as a VPN

worn ember
#

you can easily set up your own

magic river
#

But when you're travelling you tend to stay in one place for a while

worn ember
#

not if its business trips

magic river
#

You won't be watching in the UK in the morning and US in the afternoon

worn ember
#

well ig thats true

golden gust
#

Issue with setting up your own is finding somewhere to actually do that

magic river
#

Setting up your own VPN is more likely to get it flagged as a VPN

worn ember
#

wym? its just routing data, its not like its not allowed on providers?

ashen nacelle
#

You can use VPNs in the U.S. – Running a VPN in the U.S. is legal, but anything that's illegal without a VPN remains illegal when using one (e.g. torrenting copyrighted material).
VPNs are banned by a few countries – Some countries, including China, Russia, Iraq, and North Korea, restrict or ban the use of VPNs.
VPNs use can breach terms of service – It isn't illegal to access services such as Netflix over a VPN, though it does breach their terms of use, and streaming services are getting better at blocking VPNs.
Law enforcement can demand information – some VPN providers have and will share user information with the authorities when requested, whereas others have been unable to provide it due to their no logs promise.

golden gust
#

e.g. if your IP is coming from OVH or hetzner, etc, it's pretty obvious to be flagged

magic river
#

VPN providers are getting CenturyLink, Comcast, etc IPs for their services

worn ember
#

lame

golden gust
#

ASNs are important here

worn ember
#

anyway i got a matrix movie to watch

#

later

frank otter
#

wait is the new matrix out

ashen nacelle
#

VPNs and Illegal Activities
While using a VPN itself is rarely unlawful, certain online activities remain illegal, whether you’re using a VPN or not. These may include:

Illegal file-sharing – Also known as torrenting, this is where users simultaneously download and upload copyright-protected content (such as music, movies, and games) between each other over the internet.
Hacking – Gaining unauthorized access to computers or networks belonging to other companies or individuals, either to disrupt activity, carry out acts of fraud or steal data, is illegal.
Buying, selling, or downloading on the dark web – The dark web is an under-the-radar area of the internet, where a great deal of illegal activity occurs, such as buying or selling drugs, weapons, and other illicit materials, or accessing illegal pornography.
Cyberstalking – It’s illegal to stalk someone online and cover your tracks using a VPN.

ashen nacelle
magic river
#

Watching it now

#

It's on HBO Max

vernal moth
#

Lmfao

#

This log4j shit is giving fun for years

#

China is pissed 😂

ashen nacelle
#

ofc the chinese goverment is pissed

#

because china cant exploit it to spy and declare cyberwar against the rest of the world.

magic river
#

Supposed to get the exploit to their version of the NSA so they can use it against US firms 😛

ashen nacelle
#

there is already a ransomeware out there that utilizes the log4j exploit

vernal moth
#

Just like the NSA would do

#

Govs can't be trusted with exploits

#

Ever

magic river
#

The NSA would find them on their own

#

Or buy them from the black market

vernal moth
#

Hahaha no they just buy them

golden gust
#

I'm not saying that I support guy fawkes

#

But, you know

ashen nacelle
magic river
#

The Matrix 4 is very meta, this is weird

lament patio
#

Tech news are just taking the first log4j exploit and running with it at this point

magic river
#

I feel like I'm watching Bioshock Infinite where they pull back the curtain and explain how the story is just a repeat

coarse lily
magic river
#

I thought I was being generic but yeah, I suppose

tired heath
#

Wait is dev bukkit partly down or is it just my account 😄

true canyon
#

I just got to bukkitdev just fine

tired heath
#

Like the project detail pages as well?

true canyon
#

Clicked around a bit, loaded some project pages, everything seemed okay.

tired heath
#

thx, weird, I get internal server errors 😄

#

But only if I'm logged in, what did I do wrong again

#

^^

ashen nacelle
#

server pregeneration task 89.9% complete with 5 hours remaining

quick halo
#

@uncut blade if you do ifconfig / ipaddr to get the mac address of each device, do you then matching output on the other device with arp -a ?

uncut blade
#

let me check

#

yep

quick halo
#

MAC address is like a format of ba:9c:ec:ee:f2:78

uncut blade
#

they match

#

oh wait actually

#

yeah

quick halo
#

ok, any vpn things running on any device?

uncut blade
#

nope

quick halo
#

assume its running on default port, but from a terminal can you telnet to port 25565 of the server from your machine? (telnet 1.2.3.4 25565)

uncut blade
#

no route to host

#

no route to host with just the IP either

#

but pinging the server works

quick halo
#

lets go dms

uncut blade
#

okay

worn ember
potent fossil
potent fossil
#

HmmmMMmmmm what could Mari be up to making nightmare pickles on github

golden gust
#

Mari?

#

She's just somebody that I used to know

potent fossil
#

She cut you off, but she didn't have to?

golden gust
#

Nah, she still talks to me but I kinda wish she didn't

#

or something

potent fossil
left swift
#

I get it like the song

potent fossil
#

Shut up mana

left swift
#

simple is never nice to me pokiSad

potent fossil
#

Your playlists are already old news so I'm grumpy

golden gust
potent fossil
magic river
#

Ok, Matrix 4 review time

#

It sucked.

magic river
#

Like, that movie just didn't need to exist

potent fossil
#

I could've told you it sucked without seeing it @magic river

golden gust
#

I just wanted y'all to know

#

everyones a letdown

#

it just depends on how far down they can go

magic river
#

It was like the Fast and Furious movies but tried to not just be constant stupid action so was also just boring or surreal half the time

#

Also insanely meta and I swear like 1/4 the runtime was literally a clip show

spare venture
#

ngl i didn’t like the second or third ones… the third one was pretty bad to me

#

wasn’t intending on seeing 4 unless it got 10/10 reviews

magic river
#

2 and 3 were pretty bad too but at least they had a story to tell

spare venture
#

well i know why it existed

#

money

potent fossil
magic river
#

They literally said it was because of money IN THE MOVIE

spare venture
#

that bad huh

magic river
#

That's what I mean by being meta

spare venture
#

i heard the new spider-man is good

potent fossil
#

what the fuck, that dumbass song just had a sound effect that made it sound like my headphones switched from A2DP to HSP and I instinctively opened pavucontrol to check

#

@left swift ur playlist sux

left swift
potent fossil
#

what the fuck mana

#

why do you have hail to the king by a7x in PUNK????

#

this is metal bro

left swift
#

i said bro i mix playlists after awhile cuz i like the songs

#

LOL

potent fossil
#

This is a crime

foggy silo
twin lagoon
warm anchor
left swift
#

michael

#

what the fuck

#

is this shit

twin lagoon
#

i don't see the problem here

#

what the fuck is this shit indeed

potent fossil
#

Mfw mana hasn't seen it yet

golden gust
#

the fuck of a shit in the fuck of a wat

twin lagoon
#

hello my beloved pimple

potent fossil
#

I particularly love how the rat just let it happen as well (unless it was dead, but whatever)

twin lagoon
#

rat's just vibing

left swift
#

its just trying to keep warm

golden gust
#

I mean, they're vicious

#

probs killed it itself before it chowed down, not that dead rats, etc, are all too rare in city centres

potent fossil
#

this is probably stupid but how do i check what this gpg revocation cert is for without actually revoking my key

#

bc i dont even remember

#

is there a way to "import" it so i can see its info without it taking action

golden gust
#

apparently mebi?

potent fossil
#

oh thx

#

aight that worked well enough, just wanted to see what key it was for

#

They are patched

#

Oh vanilla

#

I don't know, but I'd think mojang patched them

lean kiln
#

mojang patched clients

#

only 1.18.1+ vanilla servers are patched

#

paper has patched old versions however

potent fossil
#

sux

#

you'll need an external cache

#

depends how you're accessing it shrug

#

use a java cache then, something like caffeine

#

it'll still be slow on first lookup but then stays in the cache

#

whatever it's a good lib

#

no you cache the objects you are looking up

#

how do you expect to cache a write

#

at some point it's going to have to sync to disk

#

I mean...? I have no idea. Maybe use Hikari or something to hold connections open

#

Then the SQLite file keeps handles open

#

Yeah I don't think you can really work your way around this, if the disk is slow then the disk is slow

#

You could do most of your data operations in memory and sync to disk at intervals

lean kiln
#

you shouldn't need to Class.forName there

#

and it would cause issues if the driver is changed

#

well drop that line

potent fossil
#

That's probably what I'd do. Just do everything in memory and have a task that syncs to disk every so often

#

I guess

#

Ok

#

I don't see why that changes

#

that's what i said

#

yup lol, this is a bandaid. like i said, if the disk is slow then the disk is slow

golden gust
#

I mean, batching and prepared statements, etc, exist

#

Just, theres many caveats to that

#

(i'd also be using h2 instead of sqlite, but 🤷‍♀️ )

foggy veldt
#

Use dbeaver works for every* database

potent fossil
#

jetbrains datagrip peepoClapJamminMoment

#

just make addThing add stuff to be added into a Queue of objects, then you can keep the hasElapsed I guess and drain the queue to a set of stuff to do and use a transaction

#

also, inserts can contain multiple things

#

INSERT INTO TABLE (col1, col2, col3) VALUES (val1, val2, val3),(val4, val5, val6),(val7, val8, val9);

#

etc etc etc

#

that will be 3 separate rows

#

...?

#

lol, ok

#

use an actual java Queue, then you can just call the drain method when its time and then you can loop the drained set and do an insert with a sql transaction or smth but im really not sure how much this is going to end up combatting the slow disk

#

a transaction will hold all the changes in memory until you commit it, but i dont think that's going to help speed much. all of this seems like an exercise in futility

#

exactly and the code you just sent does not eliminate that at all

#

oh i wasn't reading that close enough, i thought you were calling your own method with addBatch but it's the jdbc one. well, I guess maybe. Try it I suppose

#

yup

#

it might help, who knows

potent fossil
#

np it's great

astral linden
#

Very ugly lol

#

I have a helper you could use

potent fossil
south matrix
#

can vouch

astral linden
#

Looks like:

#
sql.execute("INSERT INTO table VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?);", param1, param2, param3, param4);```
potent fossil
#

i think autoken is just writing an mvp

peak ginkgo
#

lol

potent fossil
astral linden
#

In reality I have a helper for everything 🗿

potent fossil
#

minimum viable product, as in "ugly is ok because im going to change it later because this is just attempts to get it to work"

astral linden
#

Not sure what you'd want in order for it to be strongly typed enough

#

Not like it could easily do all the type checking itself

potent fossil
#

plain jdbc (and jdbi ❤️) and other well integrated sql stuff actually works with the ide to know the type of a field in the db schema and so on

astral linden
#

Mine is just a wrapper for jdbc

potent fossil
#

so does your IDE actually realize it is SQL and provide highlighting and whatnot?

south matrix
#

no but IJ can do that

astral linden
#

Nope

south matrix
#

gave me a tip for it yesterday lmao

potent fossil
#

This is hurting me inside

foggy veldt
#

I don’t see what’s so ugly about it besides the error handling

potent fossil
#

There's nothing wrong with that

astral linden
#

The verbosity

potent fossil
#

The part that hurts me is you guys all saying in unison that your IDE does not highlight your SQL

astral linden
#

Doesn't really matter to me

#

Creates a prepared statement, sets the values, executes it

#

The params are objects

potent fossil
astral linden
#

.bind(0, param1).bind(1, param2).bind(2, param3).bind(3, param4)

potent fossil
astral linden
#

Yeah I'm good lol

potent fossil
#

use the declarative interface not fluent api

#

you get what i sent

astral linden
#

I'd rather have a basic wrapper

potent fossil
#

dont need to escape those lol

astral linden
#

There are some things I go overboard on with abstractions but that's a bit much for me

potent fossil
#

can just as well use backticks

#

but jdbi actually offers sql highlighting so ASlove

lean kiln
#

you could use """text " blocks""" PepeLa

astral linden
#

Text blocks are nice but I have only used them once

potent fossil
#

jdbi is actually wonderful when you have a fuckload of sql to do, but meh whatever, y'all do what you're gonna do

#

i mean you can read the JEPs

astral linden
#

Yes

#

Cause there are keywords that have been reserved but unused for a long time

#

Any of those would be a good bet

#

You can't use const for example

#

Nor _

#

And _ is apparently going to be part of syntax soon

lean kiln
#

if they are using it like kotlin

#

you can already just use $

fallen oracle
#

Yeah I'm taking another stab at jdbi soon

potent fossil
#

me:

long one_beeeeelyon = 1_000_000_000L;
astral linden
#

Oh lol

#

Eh, the underscores are fine with me honestly

south matrix
#

mm yes generators in java

astral linden
#

Commas are ambiguous

foggy veldt
astral linden
#

Like what if you have an int... function

#

How would it know that you're passing 1,000,000 as one number instead of 3

potent fossil
#

but to each their own

astral linden
#

And yes underscores are ignored in number literals already

#

You can do 1_000_000

#

Which is a perfectly fine compromise for me

#

But that's not what I mean by underscores being part of syntax

#

I mean they will be used for ignored lambda parameters

#

Like (a, _) ->

#

I'm sure you could make a plugin for that

#

Maybe someone already has

lean kiln
#

yeah thats like kotlin

#

you can already just use $s for those if you want

#

I mean, don't get me wrong, using _ for each param is slightly better compared to an incrementing amount of $, but naming stuff is most of the time even better (there are cases where it's not needed but a lot of the time omitting names makes the code harder to read outside the ide)

foggy veldt
#

If you click on a variable I believe it will highlight every use of that variable. Not sure how helpful that is to you

peak ginkgo
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forgot how beautiful jdbi is

potent fossil
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<3

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mfw i sent it and it got ridiculed PepeLaugh

peak ginkgo
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dead serious, escaping isn't the worst and in mysql/postgres not even required

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SELECT id,another_thing FROM table WHERE value=1;

potent fossil
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i was also dead serious i love jdbi jamming

void void
astral linden
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hello

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No

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Just do while (!packetEntryQueue.isEmpty())

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I mean you can also do it that way

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But doing it with isEmpty is more idiomatic

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Also doesn't poll throw an exception if there is no element?

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Or is that another method? I forget

golden gust
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do note that poll will generally block

astral linden
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Will it?

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I thought that was only for BlockingQueues

golden gust
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well, depends on the impl

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returns null as per the JDs for that impl

lean kiln
void void
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Thank you paper developers and the people in this discord for making it possible for me to run a minecraft server for the last 2 years!

coarse lily
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\o/

foggy silo
spiral robin
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@astral linden yuaLove festiveFlute happeepoheart

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Most epic of dempts

astral linden
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Hello aber

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How are you

spiral robin
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Pretty decent!!

astral linden
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Glad to hear it

spiral robin
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What about you?

astral linden
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Doin real fuckin good

spiral robin
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Ahh good to hear

astral linden
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I have been insanely productive ever since break started

void void
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I have not

spiral robin
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Lol, side projects?

void void
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I sleep

astral linden
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Yeah

spiral robin
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Sick, what kinda stuff

astral linden
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To the point where I ran out of things to work on

spiral robin
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Damn im jelly

void void
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devden smp is the bane of my productivity

south matrix
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nah he hasn't done anything

void void
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I blame redempt

astral linden
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Well first I was annoyed at jitpack so I wrote my own maven server that can automatically generate missing builds and hosts and updates javadocs

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Put it on redempt.dev which I bought recently

spiral robin
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That’s a sick domain

astral linden
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Yeah I'm real happy about it

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Then I wrote a json parser in rust

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Cause I'm a parser guy

void void
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faster than me :(

spiral robin
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This is an amazin ui

astral linden
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Can't say I know a language unless I have written a json parser in it first

astral linden
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Basically just a file server that auto builds

spiral robin
astral linden
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Then I rewrote my entire config library