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simple karma
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servers dont make themselves automatically

warm anchor
simple karma
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top parts - what i do solo

bottom - what i do in agency

plucky sparrow
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now we wait

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waxen panther
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server setup specialist

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@twin lagoon your new job role?

warm anchor
quick obsidian
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i've launched many servers in my life do i count as a server setup specialist

twin lagoon
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brocc hates me

waxen panther
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I LOVE michael

quick obsidian
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guys i ran lp editor am i a specialist yet

waxen panther
golden gust
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brocc hates me

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bruh

vernal moth
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Server specialist, SS

golden gust
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EVERY FUCKER HATES YOU

vernal moth
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runs

golden gust
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WAKE UP

simple karma
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i dont see whats funny

waxen panther
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shut UP cat

plucky sparrow
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i will setup essentials in your server - $29

quick obsidian
twin lagoon
warm anchor
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I eat breakfast everyday so I qualify for breakfast specialist?

waxen panther
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I’m a breathing specialist

tropic flame
simple karma
jade flax
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[Auto Setup] [1.18.1] [Multi Threaded] $199.95

waxen panther
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[ASYNC SETUP] £10000

little frost
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brocc hates us

vernal moth
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Wow u cheap as fuck

simple karma
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ah yes, mcmarket

jade flax
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shit, forgot a 9

left swift
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I am a yml programmer, I am proficient in permissionsEX pokiBased

simple karma
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async spigot configuration - 500$

jade flax
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there we go

quick obsidian
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[DeluxeProAsyncPaperSpigot] [1.7.10] [Cannons] [Everything is multithreaded] $299.99 (50% LIMITED TIME SALE)

little frost
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@waxen panther @waxen panther

golden gust
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[fstr dan ur nan]

simple karma
quick obsidian
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source code private i dont want skids stealing it

waxen panther
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@little frost @little frost press the green button

quick obsidian
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this is my business you know

simple karma
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yeah

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u totally dont skid 99% of your spigot jar

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because most of the code belongs to spigot not u lol

little frost
waxen panther
little frost
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there was never a green button

simple karma
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what these 300$ jars do, is disable game mechanics

quick obsidian
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what's a general public license?

  • mcmarket, probably
little frost
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kezz has brainwashed you all

simple karma
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you want no lag- disable tnt ez

worn ember
little frost
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@untold meadow this is all your fault

plucky sparrow
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[Async Enchanting Table Plugin] [Best in the market] - $65.99 (85% OFF! New Year sale!!)

simple karma
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69.99$

vernal moth
simple karma
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haha

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PermissionSEX 😂

wispy blade
left swift
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no

plucky sparrow
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when are we making it naomi

simple karma
wispy blade
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i think we can do some fuckery with a 1/x chance to open an enchantment table gui

simple karma
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one day, i went to some haxxor client kid server

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they had a list of "bypassed" anticheats

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and they had Watchdog hyperlink link to that shit

left swift
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Very cool! Thank you

simple karma
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u welcome, where do i send the invoice?

untold meadow
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@little frost we wouldn't be here if you just pressed the green button tbf

waxen panther
little frost
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wow im never making another pr again

untold meadow
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wouldn't matter if you never pressed the green button

neat oyster
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yo what is a good plugin for backup

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im using puffer

simple karma
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drivebackup

left swift
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brocc is a shitty plugin

golden gust
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regurgigating a comment from an ARS technica twitter comment

jade flax
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"broccbackup"

golden gust
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Disney apparently folded like a cheap suit on their YT TV deal

plucky sparrow
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the healthiest backups for your server

twin lagoon
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@untold meadow BEST kieraranrarnarnaran

untold meadow
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@twin lagoon BEsST miechaieaaaleiaaaaeeeeeeeuwul

left swift
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feels like

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hmm

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cringe in here

golden gust
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well, yea

plucky sparrow
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yeah perhaps if you left the server

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it would be better

left swift
golden gust
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but, everybody else has mana, so, you're just the runt of the pack right now

quick pasture
plucky sparrow
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oh

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i have mana?

left swift
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where do I file a bully report

plucky sparrow
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you dont

golden gust
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Who's bullying you? o.O

neat oyster
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it weird

left swift
golden gust
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Ohhhh

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Loook at meeee, am nooomaaannaaaa

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am beeeeing bulliiieed

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waaaaahhhh

left swift
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cat must've missed tea time

golden gust
left swift
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I hope the string on ur teabag breaks and it sinks into the bottom

golden gust
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string on ur teabag

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Don't have a string on my teabag

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u posh twazzack

faint crystal
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cringe

golden gust
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PiNKy uP

plucky sparrow
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teabag.add("")

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now you do cat

left swift
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oh I forgot cat was scottish

golden gust
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tf

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I wear dresses

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not kil... wait...

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er

left swift
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anyways

plucky sparrow
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we should all really just bully @worn ember

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its better

left swift
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shut up dap

plucky sparrow
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its healthier, and there's no reason not to

plucky sparrow
worn ember
warm anchor
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haha ded

plucky sparrow
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saving that gif

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thanks

left swift
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classic

marble lark
worn ember
potent fossil
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because all of paper are internally children

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(and in a lot of cases, externally too)

fallen oracle
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👀

plucky sparrow
potent fossil
marble lark
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i mean twas just 2 times and you can't tell me that isn't something he would say

fallen oracle
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No he's actually smart. He does good work

main brook
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n

simple karma
main brook
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i eat tacos sideways

plucky sparrow
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windows kinda shit

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i didnt miss it

marble lark
faint crystal
marble lark
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the long side

neat oyster
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i want local backups

worn ember
fallen oracle
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For my other project, yeah.

worn ember
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but not for mcbanners

fallen oracle
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Don't think he's gotten that far yet lol.

worn ember
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fair

potent fossil
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that's gonna be a rewrite, i've barely looked into it

worn ember
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no slacking

potent fossil
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Guess whoever was playing santa fell off the float, or his chair did

left swift
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my chair!

fallen oracle
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Actually I switched one of my projects from cf-workers to cf-pages because it gives unlimited requests 😛

potent fossil
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new frontend hosting for mcbanners

simple karma
neat oyster
potent fossil
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local backups

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so you want file copying but no real security of files

neat oyster
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yes

plucky sparrow
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backups?

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whats that

neat oyster
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i have backup in built

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on vps

potent fossil
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yeah might as well not back up at all

neat oyster
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if smth happens

potent fossil
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if it's a vps just use some rsync tool, dont use a plugin

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use a plugin as absolute last resort for that

neat oyster
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this is for easier accesibility

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i have daily backups that i can restore

plucky sparrow
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i really wanna setup a home hosted backup service using my pi

neat oyster
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but i cant acces it

plucky sparrow
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@left swift may the gods grant you with some chronic diarrhea

rare tiger
twin lagoon
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@vestal jasper uwu

potent fossil
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hire michael to manage your backups

neat oyster
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lol

plucky sparrow
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rn my backup system is transferring a 10gb file through sftp to my pi

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works very well

twin lagoon
potent fossil
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/usr/bin/michael --make-backup which sends a ping to his IoT bracelet to shock him repeatedly until he goes to his PC to make the backup manually

vestal jasper
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uwu

twin lagoon
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jokes on you i do not have any bracelets

neat oyster
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also should i upgrade my plan cuz now there are like 7 members constantly online and server is growing fast
300 members in 20 days

twin lagoon
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pixel watch when though meowpensive

neat oyster
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lol

potent fossil
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I will attach one

twin lagoon
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i will buy a pixel watch just to be able to pay with it

faint crystal
twin lagoon
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that's the only feature i care about

plucky sparrow
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certainly reminds me of whatsapp fucking sending you NOTIFICATIONS instead of using the call api from ios

vestal jasper
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I like my hybrid watch. I haven't charged it in a week and it's still going strong.

plucky sparrow
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they just repeatedly send notifications saying "hey your mom is calling"

marble lark
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lmao

plucky sparrow
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its so fucking annoying

vestal jasper
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Anything advanced I'll just pull out my phone for. Like it takes as much effort to check my phone as it does my watch.

rare tiger
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my friend sent me this, discuss?

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plucky sparrow
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i want

vestal jasper
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Into the compactor.

plucky sparrow
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that's one flavour i havent tried yet

neat oyster
plucky sparrow
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I kinda wanna start an instant noodles collection

rare tiger
plucky sparrow
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it's a world of flavours

marble lark
neat oyster
plucky sparrow
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it looks decent though

waxen panther
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average papermc general discussion

neat oyster
plucky sparrow
neat oyster
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i need robux

plucky sparrow
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@wispy blade reminds me of u

neat oyster
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also i went into some seep discord shit today

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my friend bought illegal stuff (nitro for half price)

rare tiger
plucky sparrow
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ok?

neat oyster
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idk how does it work they sent him gifts

rare tiger
neat oyster
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that man is my son

plucky sparrow
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finally 🥺

unknown.png
neat oyster
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and the kids are my grand cnilderen

neat oyster
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i got the same feelling

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on my old wifi

rare tiger
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37 mbps thats almost enough to download your mother (she's very large)

ashen cliff
neat oyster
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lol

plucky sparrow
neat oyster
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also cppy it once if u plan to mod lol

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if u mod no online need to reinstall

plucky sparrow
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has never happened to me before

vague lagoon
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is there a list of the IRC channels somewhere?

plucky sparrow
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and i would like it to stay that way

rare tiger
plucky sparrow
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added to favorites

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thanks

rare tiger
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np >)

neat oyster
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ha weaklings i never use you're always you are

plucky sparrow
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i dont remember asking

rare tiger
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dont care didnt ask + you're white + ratio + skill issue

neat oyster
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this is discord

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place to talk

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freedom of speech

plucky sparrow
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great but can you stop talking

rare tiger
foggy veldt
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Don’t care + didn’t ask + this isn’t America + first amendment doesn’t even work like that

neat oyster
potent fossil
neat oyster
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me no american

rare tiger
foggy veldt
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Oh wait I be quiet before I get yelled at

rare tiger
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it is my 69th amendment right not to wear a GOD DAYUMN MAYUSK in MAH LOCAL WAHLMAHT

neat oyster
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91 st amendment states that total strenght of council must be under 15% of total house

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or not

red timber
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the fuck is going on here

potent fossil
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Children

rare tiger
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your mom (she is very large)

neat oyster
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ear wax

warm anchor
rare tiger
foggy veldt
neat oyster
rare tiger
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reddit user spotted reddit moment soyjak wholesome 100 keanu chungus

neat oyster
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karma manOkayChamp

plucky sparrow
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gosh paper iq really dropping quickly

red timber
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has reddit linked to discord profile

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shut

rare tiger
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did u just doxx me?????

neat oyster
rare tiger
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wtf bro

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im reproting you

red timber
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ok and then what

rare tiger
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and then your mother will find out (she is very large)

red timber
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unlucky

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my mom gonna beat ur ass red with a gucci flip flop

cunning raft
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Schools let out Christmas break early?

foggy veldt
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Holy fuck it’s the 20th

cunning raft
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Seeing an awful lot of children here

neat oyster
rare tiger
neat oyster
eternal onyx
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Does anyone have a good name?
Like a username.
One word, and simple.

foggy veldt
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Core

neat oyster
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boiman

eternal onyx
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jesus no

rare tiger
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wasobby >}

eternal onyx
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and not common

rare tiger
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wowwww

eternal onyx
rare tiger
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one word AND not common

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kinda conflicting

eternal onyx
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Yes.

neat oyster
eternal onyx
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no

neat oyster
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y

eternal onyx
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i dont like it

rare tiger
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Okay well if you dont want it to be common then just randomly throw together phonemes

eternal onyx
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Seems kinda cringey for a programmer

neat oyster
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pepepopo

eternal onyx
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Okay 100%

rare tiger
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Like Yaegil or something

bold sail
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Hi

neat oyster
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ureanue

rare tiger
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oh the site looks horrible rn tho

neat oyster
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mamamia?

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sounds goos

eternal onyx
eternal onyx
rare tiger
eternal onyx
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I coded a random gif getter from tenor

neat oyster
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earape?

rare tiger
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y-y-you're welcome??? .... shits self

eternal onyx
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and this is what i got

eternal onyx
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is it okay??

potent fossil
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Just look up a username generator lol

rare tiger
neat oyster
rare tiger
eternal onyx
plucky sparrow
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I missed playing gta 🥺

eternal onyx
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what about wotten?

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or waven?

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or wavin?

neat oyster
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warry

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wamien or wavien

rare tiger
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wackywavieninflatiblearmflailingtubeman

eternal onyx
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what about astatos?

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it means unstable in latin

potent fossil
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sure why not

eternal onyx
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or instabilis

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which also means unstable

potent fossil
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sure why not

rare tiger
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Would probably thoroughly describe your product

eternal onyx
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stabilis which means stable

potent fossil
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Literally just find any book in your house, close your eyes, open to a random page, put your finger in a random area on that page, and use that word as your username.

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My name is literally simple

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It is entirely uninspired

eternal onyx
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Oh god my little brother is asking me to buy him uwu cosplay shit

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What should I do

potent fossil
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Buy him the uwu cosplay shit or say no

eternal onyx
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ill buy it for myself

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so ill say no

potent fossil
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ok

neat oyster
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idk my namw fruir or color

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im infuiritating myself cuz i use 2 diff spelling of color on same sentence

glass talon
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yo anyone know an /rtp plugin that actually respects Towny boundaries ? i've tried 3 so far and they've all teleported me within a town. They all also seem to check for things like chunk loaded but my entire map is gonna be pregen

neat oyster
glass talon
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a few listed compatability but didn't, although I am testing them under pretty extreme conditions where there's only a few chunks available

tropic flame
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how weird is it for my computer to just randomly wake up from hybrid sleep mode?? o-o

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(it wakes by power button, not by mouse movement)

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how the fuck

potent fossil
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wake on lan enabled?

ashen cliff
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Is it a laptop? kekwhyper

tropic flame
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i don't think so... and if it was, it'd imply someone is on my network, right?

tropic flame
ashen cliff
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Some routers scan for WoL devices.

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So, could be that.

tropic flame
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I've always said to myself it's some sort of spike in the electricity that makes it wake up but

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it happens way too often

ashen cliff
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Or just a random USB device "rebooting".

potent fossil
rare tiger
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World of Lame :}

tropic flame
merry talon
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I have wol disabled, and have even tried removing all of my peripherals, and my PC will not stay asleep. EVER

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I just don't even try

ashen cliff
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INB4 it's the monitor.

ashen nacelle
potent fossil
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gg thanks for sharing

golden gust
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shit like that is generally bad grounding

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or voltage fluctuations, etc

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I would probs see if you can see if the place is grounded properly, been in houses where the grounding rod has been ripped out and some weird shit can happen at times

red timber
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ah yes

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left swift
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rip u out of houses

golden gust
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Well, much of that really was one house

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my genious sperm donor pulled out the grounding rod while during yard work and shit

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and then we also found that one of the wires for the incoming supply was loose and eventually it started arcing inside of the terminal it was in

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best part: That thing was in the same cupboard as the gas meter

vernal moth
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Aliens!

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Also mfw america uses stealth bombers in their own country

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For protection!

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(yes I know they are stationed at the air force base near there, but that's boring)

foggy silo
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oh woah thats cool

vernal moth
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These are called rainbow planes, the delay between the photos in te multiple colors is visible so since they are so fast they are placed apart

waxen panther
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wooYeah

coarse lily
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cat - you're saying you think KVM has worse performance than, say, Docker?

ashen cliff
vernal moth
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Kvm is a VM, docker is just Linux magic

coarse lily
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I know what KVM and docker are :)

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I was trying to setup cat for a joke but it's too late now.

vernal moth
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Sorry am really dead, lol

golden gust
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idek what joke you could lead into from that

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unless you where tryna joke between the different KVMs

foggy veldt
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Docker I don’t even know her

ashen nacelle
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docker yo momma

red timber
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that's more like an activity for dad

floral mesa
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anything being emulated will have worse performance, thats just how it is. nevermind overhead of other virtual machines

red timber
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oh really?

ashen nacelle
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working on a new promo video for my server.

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goi ng to drop it once I am finished with setting up 1.18 and setting up a new server theme

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I am thinking of pregenerating the map in a 500x500 chunk area. any thoughts on that?

lament patio
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If you have the storage space and patience, the more you can pregen the better

ashen nacelle
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ive got the storage for it. i just wnat thoughts on pregenerating the land vs having it generate when players are on.

lament patio
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Definitely pregenerate, it'll make a huge difference

ashen nacelle
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any good pregeneration plugins for 1.18?

lament patio
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Chunky

ashen nacelle
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it can tie into dynmap i guess?

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so that it genreates the web map at the same time?

lament patio
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Whatever you pregenerate, if dynmap is configured to show the entire area, should show up, yes

ashen nacelle
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ok.

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chunky radius 20000 sound good?

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or is that too much

lament patio
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The plugin will give you an estimated completion time

wispy blade
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lol

granite flax
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literally unplayable

ashen cliff
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Well. I have found out that my LanParty PC crashes at -4°C ambient.
Very nice.

coarse lily
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What kind of LAN party is happening at sub freezing temps?

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"Hey there's soda over there, we just ordered pizza. Grab a seat, and get a parka and heater from Dave because it's 24 fucking degrees Fahrenheit in here"

golden gust
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he lives in ex blok afaik

coarse lily
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They don't have heat?

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Or walls?

golden gust
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all you need is some distilled potato juice and everywhere is a LAN party

ashen cliff
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It's... running 24/7 in a basement... with open windows.

coarse lily
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Haha

golden gust
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So

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don't go down there to pee unless I wanna turn into a girl

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got it

wispy blade
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does not sound like a problem to me

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more like a win if anything

ashen cliff
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Anyway, had a plan to make it mine coins if the ambient goes below 0...

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Since I need stuff there to well, not freeze.

wispy blade
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bro. just throw a blanket on it.

ashen cliff
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Based.

golden gust
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worked for the xbox

ashen cliff
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Tho. I think my 1080 has the heating situation handled for now.

merry talon
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Do something like folding@home instead of mining at least lol

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<@&748618676189528155>

coarse lily
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!ban 773667075763470356

thorny flickerBOT
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Command ban requires 2 argument(s) (<user:user|snowflake> <reason:str...>) passed 1

coarse lily
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!ban 773667075763470356 Spam

mossy vessel
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!ban 720022591657607189 Spam bot

thorny flickerBOT
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:raised_hands: Banned AndreGuapo99#0136 (Spam bot) [1 total infraction] -- NotMyFault#3732.

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:raised_hands: Banned $Fenix Renacido$#6934 (Spam) [1 total infraction] -- ocelotpotpie#5943.

mighty storm
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teamwork

merry talon
twin lagoon
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@vestal jasper uwu

coarse lily
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!ban 674446883611213844 Spam

thorny flickerBOT
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:raised_hands: Banned AFL#6784 (Spam) [1 total infraction] -- ocelotpotpie#5943.

serene bolt
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too fast

twin lagoon
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ñññññññññññññ

coarse lily
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ban Michael spam

merry talon
twin lagoon
foggy silo
quick pasture
merry talon
coarse lily
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Hey it's not too late. Someday.

ashen cliff
coarse lily
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People still do them.

merry talon
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But its not the same anymore

coarse lily
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It's basically the same if everyone brings their computers to a place.

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What's different?

merry talon
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The games, the lack of beige colored monitors

coarse lily
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Haha

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Don't be nostalgic for old heavy hardware :)

ashen cliff
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Still love old CRTs.

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Ask them to run at 240Hz and they just do. kekwhyper

wispy blade
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i can honestly see mini doing this

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but the trojan is just "craftbukkit in 2021? nah fam, head over to papermc for a modern, stable and above all performant bukkit fork."

worn ember
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go sleep

wispy blade
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im already in bed

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and about to

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smh ded

worn ember
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okbye

naive bloom
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Hey guys quick question, when that Log4j thing was going around, when someone ran the command in chat would it still show up in chat or would it run like a command and not show in public chat?

ripe sphinx
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it probably would show up in chat, but there's ways of having it not, and if they successfully execute the exploit they could theoretically wipe it from your logs as well

floral mesa
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yeah, it would vary depending on the payload

naive bloom
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Is there a way to tell if you've been effected by it?

ripe sphinx
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depending on the payload and the method of execution

naive bloom
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an easy way*

ripe sphinx
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No real sure-fire way of knowing for sure

floral mesa
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the issue is that code execution can be anything

ripe sphinx
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Search your logs for ${jndi, but as mentioned they theoretically could remove it from the logs

naive bloom
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What logs am I looking for?

floral mesa
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some people opted for file access, others tossed emulators and crypto mining in

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@naive bloom what are you suspecting anyways? if you are worried, update your server/client and reboot

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and as long as the server wasnt running as root on a linux system, there really isnt much to worry

ashen nacelle
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got the pregeneration started

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naive bloom
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I updated my server as soon as the patch went live, and it's a running on a hosting service.

floral mesa
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dont worry then

naive bloom
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One of my players is having issues with his PC lately, and he only played on my server while that whole thing was happening so I'm just slightly concerned.

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and it's just one of ~75 players that have reported anything to me about it so I'm not really concerned, just figured I'd ask about it.

floral mesa
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the vast majority of users attempting this exploit usually know after some patch was released.

naive bloom
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I did have several people join after I patched and try to run it in chat, and it just displayed it as a message.

floral mesa
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ive never seen it attempted until a few days after minecraft and paper made an announcement

naive bloom
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I did have a few people join and leave shortly after before I patched, that's really my only concern, especially now knowing if they did it right we wouldn't have seen it in chat.

floral mesa
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I run stuff in containers, so its kind of a good luck breaking out.

naive bloom
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Either way, since I HIGHLY doubt my server is root linux, I guess I have no reason to be concerned.

floral mesa
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no, if its a hosting service, its not

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or at least id hope not

frank otter
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I run my server in docker but it for some reason still gives me the don't run as root message which ig makes sense bit still makes me jump a bit

naive bloom
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Right, definitely not root.

floral mesa
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@frank otter docker runs by default as root

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you need to set a user id during runtime

frank otter
#

oh ok that makes sense

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so it's not actually system root and just root within the docker container

floral mesa
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yeah

frank otter
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cool

floral mesa
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would recommend pushing permissions down further to unprivileged

frank otter
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how to do

void void
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How much health should drinking an entire bucket of milk give you in minecraft?
Like 1 hunger-bar because so easy to get? Or more like 1/2 hunger-bar to be realistic?

floral mesa
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@frank otter depends, what do you use to create docker containers, just normal docker or via compose?

worn ember
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@vernal moth what was that about unicode chars not being exploitable? blaze

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stray oyster
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That’s why you never use input for permissions ever

golden gust
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if your negative assertion is towards elevated perms too, jebus...

foggy silo
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That's interesting x)

worn ember
stray oyster
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I feel like anyone who uses arbitrary inputs in this way deserves that kind of issue

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That’s almost as bad as U+200B

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That’s this cursed character:

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​

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Didn’t catch that?

coarse lily
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Little Bobby Tables

worn ember
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​

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huh interesting

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you can drag and drop it kek

merry talon
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that's just a zero width space right

sly lark
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Almost as good as the Greek question mark which looks the exact same as a semi colon

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always fun to do that to friends

ashen nacelle
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about 2 days on the pregeneration.

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potent fossil
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what radius lol

coarse lily
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What radius / system specs?

ashen nacelle
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20000

potent fossil
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lol

twin lagoon
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specs are gonna be shit considering the 35cps

coarse lily
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35cps is oof.

potent fossil
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1250 chunk radius

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bloomhost did 1000 chunk radius in about 18 hours

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with players online

spare venture
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35??? that’s worse than 1.14 on good hardware

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my laptop prob generates faster

twin lagoon
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to be fair

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a 5900x gets to like 90 - 105cps

spare venture
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1.18 is really that bad huh

potent fossil
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yeah i averaged somewhere around 100-110 cps

spare venture
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that’s not bad tbh

twin lagoon
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aslong as you have modern hardware it's not the worst thing to deal with

spare venture
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yeah

twin lagoon
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but people with old hardware will struggle for sure

potent fossil
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was well surprised being that it was a shared host and i had players online

twin lagoon
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4790k? get the fuck outta here

ashen nacelle
spare venture
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4790k was a freak for its time

ashen nacelle
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rmeoved and reuploded to have the correct response

coarse lily
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Sandy Bridge

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I guess that's expected.

spare venture
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old cpu

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35 not bad for that tbh

ashen nacelle
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I have had this physical server for 5+ years now

tropic flame
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btw speaking of hardware,

spare venture
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sad

tropic flame
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i just wanted to send this

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thank you for falling into the topic

spare venture
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why was that message deleted :(

cunning raft
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not a place for recruiting

spare venture
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so you’re saying you don’t want to? :/

tropic flame
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lmao

silk sparrow
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You meant plugin which isnt maintained for more than one year and it only supports Bungee (so not Velocity or Waterfall)

tropic flame
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it's been known that many people involved in Paper don't play regularly so I'd say it's normal lol

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jk but uh

brave mountain
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log4shell mirai variant? we had variants of covid, now we have variants of exploits?

warm anchor
tropic flame
neat oyster
tropic flame
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having 7-8 year old worlds and stuff, maybe from times they weren't even at Mojang yet

golden gust
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Yea, first thing many people wanna do after hours of looking at code or dealing with players in a game is to fire up that game and go for it

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Like, big thing is the burnout aspect

neat oyster
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true

golden gust
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when its your day job is does get easier to seperate the "working on it" from the playing on it

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I've fired up a single player game a few times over the years and kinda started to play it but got distracted with something else and can never get back into it

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same story for factorio too

neat oyster
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but if u own a server that u play it gets boring cuz u know the seed ans stuff and if u die u get tempted to use consolee

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it hard to play

golden gust
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fired up a game, got a few hours in, didn't play it for weeks and now it's like, I basically gotta start again

viscid wedge
#

My attention span is extremely selective and no longer applies to playing any games

merry talon
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I feel that, rip

viscid wedge
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So now I put my sysadmin skills towards running pro-level servers for private SMPs lol

worn ember
#

Whenever i start playing a game now its "how can i mod the shit out of it"

viscid wedge
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Gives me a way to talk to my friends about games still at least

neat oyster
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lol now i only play fartnite

viscid wedge
#

It's the same vulnerability

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Just a different implementation. Hope that clears it up.

brave mountain
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Don't mind me, just joking

viscid wedge
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Oh. Please excuse my social ineptitude.

brave mountain
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😆

half hawk
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isn't this great

warm anchor
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@waxen panther

foggy silo
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You have been a bad child! To time out 😼

waxen panther
warm anchor
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yeah

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@ Jroy

lament patio
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Mods are asleep

golden gust
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wait

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mods are asleep?!

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P A R T Y T I M E

viscid wedge
#

mods are asleep post strange wikipedia articles

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foggy silo
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Yo

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Dave that

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Save

void void
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yo chill that's my mom's recipe

fast scarab
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Wikipedia out here stealing recipes

void void
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fr 😯😯

proud lance
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well they recommend you wash your raw fish

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so why not both

tropic flame
#

as you wish

viscid wedge
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Fucking saved goddamn

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That's a new one.

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I thought I'd seen them all by now

dense fox
coarse lily
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Guessing you’re using some third party client for this, which is against discord TOS

dense fox
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nope

coarse lily
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But yeah those are channels.

dense fox
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affirmative

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not inherently against TOS

half hawk
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don't

dense fox
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unless looked at in a specific way

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have some fun once in a while

foggy silo
serene bolt
#

if you have to explain how you're not crossing the line unless looked at a specific way, clearly there's an issue :P

foggy silo
#

There’s a reason you don’t see those channels, no need to look at what you don’t need to see.

spare venture
coarse lily
foggy silo
dense fox
serene bolt
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ok

foggy silo
#

Covid is creeping back up in my town pretty hard

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A bunch of schools have closed now… kinda fun.

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Our finals are still going tho… x)

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Thankfully I don’t have to return since I don’t have any… because like it’s spreading like crazy in my friend group…. 4 positive cases just from us 🥴

half hawk
foggy silo
viscid wedge
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the moment I get my first timeout I am going to DM chad

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thanks chad

spare venture
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u can’t dm me

viscid wedge
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rude

hidden harness
#

The biome distribution is completely different right?

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Jungle and mesa no longer feels rare

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But swamp kind of does

fallen acorn
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There are definetely a lot more jungles around

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My 1.17 world had no jungles within 5k block radius of the 0,0

hidden harness
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Yeah that more what I'm used to

fallen acorn
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when it regenerated in 1.18, theres like 5 seperate ones within 2k of 0,0

hidden harness
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I was testing out a seed, and a played complains that all the hard biomes where right there

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But every other seed seems similar

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Guess they'll have to look for a swamp or desert

fallen acorn
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Thats the way of the road i guess, cant make everyone happy lol

proud lance
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you can try largebiomes

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when generating

magic river
plucky sparrow
void void
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my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

glass junco
#

What's everyone's go-to tree decay plugin on paper these days?

warm anchor
glass junco
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thanks!

vernal moth
coarse lily
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Unicode is a blight and should be removed from existence! Stupid horses with horns. What’s wrong with a regular horse?

void void
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Hello, i need an urgent help

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someone kept raiding my server with his bots, is there any plugin to stop that?

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coarse lily
void void
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would anti-proxy thing can help?

coarse lily
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Only if they're using proxies.

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And it'd have the same result - you'd see a log line for them getting bounced out. The whitelist is just as effective.

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Arguably more so since you can't detect every possible proxy.

void void
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now i turned it on

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I don't have much slots in my smp, thats why i needed help to stop these bots

coarse lily
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There unfortunately isn't a lot you can do if they're using a bunch of different proxies/methods other than a whitelist. In this kind of scenario you just block what you can, whitelist, and ride it out.

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Hopefully your server is at least in online mode?

void void
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i turned whitelist on and he can't do anything

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but he is threatning me that he has a lot of premium accs and he can do it again

coarse lily
void void
coarse lily
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Cool - that's the easiest way.

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They won't have infinite accounts. Ban the accounts and ban/block the IPs.

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They'll give up eventually.

void void
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okay i just turn whitelist on

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and its all good?

coarse lily
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Pretty much. If you keep the whitelist on they can't do anything.

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I'd still ban and block all the accounts and IPs.

void void
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should i turn that true

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?

coarse lily
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You can if you want but it won't matter if you have the whitelist.

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Nothing's getting past the whitelist.

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And the vanilla proxy prevention isn't great.

wispy blade
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had a dream where i climbed a mountain just to impress a girl who already had a boyfriend

potent fossil
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amazing

tiny parrot
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this may sound like a weird request, does anyone know if there is a plugin or mod that enables keep inventory, but if you die to a player you wont keep your stuff.

void void
void void
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or its for entire server

tiny parrot
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the gamerule keep inventory you keep your stuff when you die to a player

void void
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papermc has very less plugins, couldn't find it on their forum

tiny parrot
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I won't it so when someone dies to a player they drop loot but when they die to lava or cactus' or something they will keep their inventory

potent fossil
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spigot plugins work on paper, you can search spigot's resource section

tiny parrot
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their is not a plugin on spigot that does that

potent fossil
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was replying to benz

wispy blade
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the plugin is like 30 lines of code

potent fossil
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ok then make it for them naomi

wispy blade
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could probably whip something up ye

potent fossil
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so nice of u

wispy blade
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ofc

tiny parrot
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that would be great, thank you!

void void
wispy blade
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wow it is cold outside

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ashen cliff
void void
potent fossil
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but they want to lose inv if in pvp

tiny parrot
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that plugin has the same issue as the gamerule

void void
tiny parrot
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I just said

elfin steppe
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well if it doesnt exist just make your own or have someone make it for you

potent fossil
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which naomi is doing

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so just let naomi do it and let this horribleness subside

elfin steppe
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oh nice

silk sparrow
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not maintained for year btw

plucky sparrow
ashen cliff
vernal moth
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Lol Caps on an ssd

ashen cliff
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Well. Most SSDs have them, just the little ceramic ones.

vernal moth
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But those are one humongous

ashen cliff
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I mean.

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Probably the same amount of capacitance.

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In the end.

vernal moth
#

Just less ridiculous

ashen cliff
#

True that.

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And why does it have a barrel jack?

vernal moth
#

External 5v power

ashen cliff
#

Oh no.

vernal moth
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To power the caps?

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Idk

ashen cliff
vernal moth
#

Ye

ashen cliff
#

Based.

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It makes me said, that people will actually buy this.

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I like that some testers just stole them.

ashen cliff
silk sparrow
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idk, on Spigot page it says it doesn't support Velocity but ok

ashen cliff
#

Bro.

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Opensource projects live on Github not Spigot. kekwhyper

plucky sparrow
#

I feel

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very scammed

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doubt it dropped a whole 3% in 2 months

jovial plover
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someone tried to exploit log4j on my server. fukin rude

plucky sparrow
#

who

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asked

ashen cliff
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I did.

jovial plover
#

wow story time

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i go on discord to recieve a dm from my admin that i should go onto the discord for my server. on the discord, i see this announcement from him.

Stopped the server because of suspicious command and player safety. Hopefully we'll comeback soon.
i go onto the #minecraft-chat channel and see a shitload of log4j exploits being attempted. i quickly boot my pc to ip ban them from the #console channel.

Pretty shitty start to my discording day if you ask me.

potent fossil
#

kk

plucky sparrow
ashen cliff
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Story time.
I forgot that we still had the 1.17 snapshot server running.
So someone deleted it for me.
That was nice.

jovial plover
#

damn these dudes

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void void
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having this error

unknown.png
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on papermc

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after using this

plucky sparrow
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Perhaps you can try to read it?

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The plugin is not working because the plugin.yml is invalid

void void
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i don't think their source have plugin.yml

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do i have to create it or smth

proud lance
#

what

charred sleet
#

yes

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you do

timber sentinel
#

you are trying to load a bungee plugin on your paper server

twilit nimbus
#

yea i loged on to the server to this sight on the back of someones house. its been built as a community hall and villgar trading center . this was done without talking to the person who made the house . . . AMAZING haha sigh I wish I was making this up

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void void
proud lance
#

you cant do that

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you run bungee plugins on bungee

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spigot plugins on paper

void void
#

ok

wispy blade
void void
#

K

plucky sparrow
void void
wispy blade
worn briar
#

Guys! does anybody know if the Factions plugins is still mantained or if they have moves to another similar plugin? I would like to add it to my server, but I am only finding Factions3 that it looks a little bit old/deprecated. Thanks in advance

twilit nimbus
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All the unwritten rules of server etiquice broken, Redstone contraptions are running wild and i gotta try and keep it all togther with limited resources.

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gonna try a rewrite of the rules with the read the rules plugin

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force the fuckers to read them rules and accept them

void void
#

never give up lol

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you can write the rules down and make them accept them in order to be able to play on the server, and there are a bunch of optimizations you can do

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iirc theres a config option in paper.yml that allows redstone to be faster

twilit nimbus
#

i have had a huge chuck hole built next to someones base, i have had dick shaped mobspawners made of dirt over the ocean, people taking over others builts. backseat admining.
YOU NAME IT, ITS HAPPNED

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even had a random account join, run /plugins and fuck off when it returned nothing

void void
#

ngl that's hilarious

twilit nimbus
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its full of friends so i thought i wouldnt need to write rules but . . .

void void
#

well if you have more than 4 people it's always good to have some sort of rules to not have complete anarchy over your server

twilit nimbus
#

its almost fallen to anarchy

void void
#
  • something to enforce the rules too so you dont have to spend your time moderating it
twilit nimbus
#

and me trying to enforce the rules is killing the server

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"YoU ArE RuNnInG My FuN, StOp TaKiNg OuR FuN AwAy FrOm Us, We DoNT EffEcT aNy OnE oN tHe SeRvER REEEEeeeEEEeEE"

twilit nimbus
void void
#

mcgp, worldguard

twilit nimbus
#

i got world guard that im now gonna be configuring since i think its about time it gets added . . .

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thanks for the anti cheat

void void
#

mcgp is the grief prevention plugin which is actually meant for SMP servers sort of

twilit nimbus
#

i also got Coreprotect

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someone uses (same guy who causes the issue) hacks. know he has full bright and a script that lets him eat and autoclick for afk farming (hate that) who know what else he can do.

void void
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oh you have no idea lol

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ive used a couple hack clients in the past and they are absolutely mad without any anticheats

twilit nimbus
#

will anticheat fix my script kiddy without telling him that a plugin is doing that

void void
#

most likely yes

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unless he's using paid cheats which can bypass this anticheat

twilit nimbus
#

insights stoped him from building one of the redstone things and now i cant stop hearing shit about how he cant build stuff

vernal moth
#

Update to 1.18.1

urban carbon
vernal moth
#

Then you need to configure your view distance properly

urban carbon
vernal moth
#

oh well

#

they found another of those bombs cat did hide around here

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900-1000m from me

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if I have to evacuate in this cold am gonna drive over and kill ya cat

plucky sparrow
#

please do

vast needle
#

Minecraft hack problem solved?

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther koriLaugh

waxen panther
#

@twin lagoon gm koriLaugh

humble epoch
#

call me crazy but

#

i think it'd be fun to write a papermc implementation in rust

upbeat falconBOT
twin lagoon
#

enjoy @humble epoch

cunning raft
#

@waxen panther

waxen panther
#

@cunning raft

twin lagoon
humble epoch
#

oooh fun

#

curious about the plugin api

void void
jovial plover
#

is there anyway i can make it so when someone says a certan phrase in chat it will run a command as console

#

i want to make it so when someone sends a message including "ldap" it will run as console /banip {messagesender} Attempted RCE

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as someone tried to rce earlier so im trying to lock it down

ashen cliff
#

Do you have an anti advertisement plugin?
I assume it could manage that.

jovial plover
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i have an antiswear

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but that is alr configured to mute

worn ember
#

you sure you wanna perma ban for that?

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what if its a false trigger?

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i'lldaponyourmom would ban them

jovial plover
summer rivet
#

is it possible to shut down movement of hdd for some minutes (to move tge computer from one to another location without shutting down)

jovial plover
#

no

worn ember
jovial plover
#

ok

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wont that override my current antiswear tho

plucky sparrow
#

if so the nfuck you

jovial plover
worn ember
#

idk

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i just googled something

jovial plover
#

so the plugin hasnt generated the config properly

wispy blade
worn ember
#

you

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@spare venture look who i found in the wild

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wind geyser
granite slate
#

I was just wondering, why doesn't it exist a wrapper for a vanilla minecraft server. Something that act like a proxy between the client and the real vanilla minecraft server. We shouldn't have to wait for paper or spigot stable release. And we will still be able to have plugins.

worn ember
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and how would you proxy thonk

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if you dont modify the original jar how will it allow anything that a regular user couldn't do

granite slate
#

Fake packets to the server and the client

worn ember
#

ah yes magic packets

wind geyser
#

I'm still in this server even though I haven't had my minecraft server up for a long time

#

just shows how cool this community is

spare venture
worn ember
#

the regex chat filter one

spare venture
#

some chat filter

worn ember
#

did you find another plugin? xD

spare venture
#

i think i just made my own

#

ya i did

neat oyster
#

how is the new logo i made for my smp ?

worn ember
#

background changes too fast

#

and maybe add a fade effect so its not that hard on the eyes

plucky sparrow
#

Ur hard on the eyes

neat oyster
crisp sinew
#

will i get help for server hosting issue localhost

worn ember
spare venture
#

i’m surprised i only gave that guy 3 stars

#

this is one of my better ones

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worn ember
#

i think half of the plugin devs havent even heard of git(hub) lmao

#

let alone know what open source means

spare venture
#

i think ivan does

worn ember
#

oh that dude

#

wasnt he the yatopia guy

rancid void
#

heyho :3

#

Thought I'd join here now that the Velocity Discord is more or less moved here

spare venture
#

yea

ashen cliff
#

Based Cisco.

spare venture
#

so i just learned how cheap ryanair in europe is

IMG_2917.png
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how? what the fuck

#

also this is making me realize how small europe is

ashen nacelle
fallen oracle
#

Are you in Europe Chad?

spare venture
#

no, but i want to be with those flight prices

plucky sparrow
#

wtf

spare venture
#

i paid $700 to fly 6 hours round trip in the US

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strap me to the side of the freaking plane at that price

worn ember
#

become the plane

ashen nacelle
#

a round trip for me between ohio and North Carolina was almost $1200

spare venture
#

jesus

ashen nacelle
#

Economy Class!

spare venture
#

was it on christmas eve booked the day before or something

warm anchor
#

I bet it’s a lot cheaper if you book to major hub instead of corn field

#

Price goes up a lot if it’s not major hub

spare venture
#

ohio’s airports aren’t really corn fields

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and it’s not that much cheaper to fly to major hubs

ashen nacelle
warm anchor
#

Lies EmaBkr we know Michigan and Ohio are basically corn fields

ashen nacelle
#

purchased 2 montshin advanced

spare venture
#

charlotte is a decent sized airport too

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columbus is small tho

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never been to cleveland airport but iirc it’s small too

ashen nacelle
#

its was form DAY to DCA to GSO then from GSO to CLT to DAY

spare venture
#

this is a similar ish flight although delta is a much more luxurious flight than ryanair

IMG_2918.png
#

two hubs ig

#

so you’re right, corn field is a big factor

#

actually not really

#

corn field is not a factor @warm anchor !!

half hawk
#

mmmm corn

spare venture
#

still doesn’t beat $40 round trip

warm anchor
spare venture
#

seattle columbus round trip on july 22-28 lol

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twin lagoon
#

flights are stupidly cheap

spare venture
#

and that flight was booked a month in advance

twin lagoon
#

on one side; great cheap flights

worn ember
#

i'd tell you why but jroy would go bonkers again

twin lagoon
#

on the other hand, fucks with the environment

spare venture
#

wiz 2.0 😔

#

oh because people fly more?

worn ember
#

they're heavily subsidized here

twin lagoon
#

keep in mind we have a solid train network in most parts of the EU

#

so alternatives exist

#

but with that pricing it's hard to beat

spare venture
#

yeah that’s fair. in the us it’s either drive or fly, and flying is way more economical, time and fuel efficient

worn ember
#

Normalize using blimps for transport

spare venture
#

34 hour drive vs 5 hour flight

twin lagoon
worn ember
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half of the US is also a wasteland so no reason to make infrastructure there

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as opposed to europe where everything is quite densely packed

warm anchor
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Yeah imagine wanting to go to Ohio willingly

twin lagoon
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@warm anchor AYAYARie

worn ember
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whats that fast train called again? the one that goes like 280km/h

warm anchor
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@twin lagoon koriAyaya

spare venture
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yeah europe is tiny by comparison

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well, western europe, anyway

twin lagoon
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oh right there's also night trains