general

[prime coral]

There is a limit

[plucky sparrow]

I just reset my cmos and almost had ten heart attacks

Had to do it because bios wouldn’t show up on neither the igpu or the dedicated gpu

[magic river]

So the commit message limit is all of the address space on your computer, got it

[prime coral]

yes

[mild rune]

I've made comically long commit messages

something like "fucking work" with like 200 ks

[magic river]

Pretty sure me and wolv wrote 3 page papers in some of our commit messages back in the day

I tend to combine my school habits of bullshitting to fill space with my call center habits of trying to explain things multiple ways when I get on a roll

Makes it easy to fill a screen with text that I could probably replace with a paragraph if I was trying to be terse

Future me always hates past me when I was terse though

[mild rune]

Gonna write a commit message that crashes on most computers

[hexed dragon]

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-18-pre-release-6?7

[mild rune]

bro can they slow down

[twin lagoon]

this is going to be a 1.18.10 release when it actually releases

[mild rune]

yep

[void void]

bro!

[hexed dragon]

I had that feeling that a pre-release was going to come out.

[mild rune]

We gonna get up to double digit pre-releases

[worn crest]

Pre 7 is out :p

[wide chasm]

Dirt part of the Dirt Path texture is one pixel too low
Thank god this was fixed, 1.18 was almost ruined /s

[topaz rune]

can anyone recommend a vanish plugin that will work across a bungee cord network.

[pastel reef]

If I buy Minecraft Bedrock from Amazon, will it arrive as a card in a packet or will it be downloaded onto my pc?

[left swift]

idk read the Amazon page

we amazon answers now

[pastel reef]

It says "Download Code" and it's from Microsoft so it must be legitimate.

[golden gust]

that basically means nothing

[warm anchor]

It's a redeem code like phyicsal gift card

you go to Minecraft official website and redeem > create account (maybe now you will be redirected to Microsoft after bu I dont know)

[lavish compass]

More more more more more more more work - kennytv

[quick pasture]

Must be nice

[plucky sparrow]

fixed 😫

Not even sure what fixed it

[worn ember]

I did

Ur welcome. That'll be 3.50

[plucky sparrow]

oh wtf

reverting it

[jolly belfry]

Can someone tell me how to get hands on Spigot & BungeeCord 1.18-pre5. !! Thanks in advance !

[golden gust]

for spigot, read the docs for literally every other release and think how that works for pre5

We're not spigot

[lavish compass]

[jolly belfry]

Gib bruh

[jolly belfry]

Tell where do i get paper 1.18

Imma die

[full rune]

build it from the source

[topaz mortar]

As always not recommended for production use.

[jolly belfry]

Alright ! https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/tree/dev/1.18 ? This ??

[full rune]

yep

[golden gust]

Yes

[jolly belfry]

Thanks

[twin lagoon]

why my paper 1.18 corrupt world?

[jolly belfry]

Did u use it on production ?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[jolly belfry]

Q

[void void]

yes ofc

[lavish compass]

LMAO

[jolly belfry]

Sed

Rip

[void void]

i only use unstable server core for maximum fun

[twin lagoon]

i only run the finest of yatopia 1.18 builds

@untold meadow BEST kierarnarnarnarnan

[wide chasm]

Update script running in the background, building from the main branch on every commit and auto-deploying to all servers immediately

[lavish compass]

Yatopia ew, Sugarcane is where it's at

[astral knot]

Not even outdated yatopia?

[twin lagoon]

There is no outdated Yatopia bro.

Only stable.

[void void]

Fact!

[mild rune]

I use my own Paper fork called Papyrus where all the patches actually remove features and make performance worse

[jolly belfry]

Facts

[wispy blade]

i actually use a not even functioning server B)

[jolly belfry]

Caused by: org.gradle.api.plugins.InvalidPluginException: An exception occurred applying plugin request [id: 'io.papermc.paperweight.core', version: '1.3.0-SNAPSHOT']
    at org.gradle.plugin.use.internal.DefaultPluginRequestApplicator.exceptionOccurred(DefaultPluginRequestApplicator.java:206)
    at org.gradle.plugin.use.internal.DefaultPluginRequestApplicator.applyPlugin(DefaultPluginRequestApplicator.java:188)

😢😢

[left swift]

ran paper now am infertile why do fixing

[golden gust]

Just contributing to the quality of the gene pool

[left swift]

I do not wash genes in pools

[jolly belfry]

Any fixes ?

[left swift]

none

[golden gust]

work out why it failed

may need to install that version of paperweight locally

otherwise, it's not even close to being ready for a release

(so, you're on your own)

[left swift]

hey cat have you seen my new emotes

[mild rune]

Once Paper release gonna update Papyrus to yeet goats like I did with glow squid

[golden gust]

I was honstly just taking the opertunity to completely ignore your existence

[mild rune]

Damn cat

[left swift]

[mild rune]

Oh nvm don’t blame you

[left swift]

u like me too much to ignore me

[mild rune]

I actually feel that

[lavish compass]

[tropic flame]

my fork downgrades the server in such a way it is beta 1.7.3 compliant

[mild rune]

Meme forks are fun

[golden gust]

looking at a tank full of diesel
"Is this safe, it says petrol on it?"
"Yea, I just forgot to write diesel here" points to just below the fuel cap of the tank

[mild rune]

I made something called AssSpigot that basically removed enough features that we could get 200 players on at the same time

The server served a specific purpose so we were fine with removing half the features of Minecraft

[tropic flame]

oh so you were actually serious about removing features-

[mild rune]

Yes lmfao

That’s the only way to get a ton of people on a single server without it dying

[left swift]

what stayed

[jolly belfry]

Can someone give me the 1.18 paper jar !!

[tropic flame]

no

[mild rune]

Everything that allowed people to play together stayed basically

Removed mob spawning and world gen since we didn’t need it

[tropic flame]

if there's no jar in papermc.io then compile it yourself

[mild rune]

It was a very specific jar

[left swift]

lol

[jolly belfry]

I am unable to do that !

[golden gust]

then you'll have to wait

[tropic flame]

shame then

[left swift]

then you're going to wait like the rest !

[tropic flame]

it's not meant for the average Joe

[jolly belfry]

Bruh why u all bully me !!

[golden gust]

When we're ready for people to start messing with it we'll release it, otherwise, you should know what you're doing

How is anybody bulling you?

that branch is not even remotely finished yet, when it's ready for a release it will be released

[lavish compass]

It's not really for the public atm, it's very unstable and can potentially break your server

[meager tusk]

LGTM.

Added.

Thanks.

[left swift]

runs away the admincraft reddit was right!

[tropic flame]

whaaaat? no way. you're kidding. this clearly looks stable!

[lavish compass]

The X indicates good quality right?

[tender swift]

^ yes

😂

[tropic flame]

ofc, it means that the anti-fail tests failed, which means it did not fail!!

[left swift]

idk about you guys but X marks the spot and that means there's treasure

[meager tusk]

Ok who asked

Shut up nomana

[tropic flame]

I asked.

[plucky sparrow]

I also asked.

[tropic flame]

https://c.tenor.com/epNMHGvRyHcAAAAM/gigachad-chad.gif

[rotund cargo]

The treasure being probably a bug but currently you can't get a bounty if you discover a bug D:

[left swift]

[meager tusk]

but i is still imaginary

so imaginary asked

https://tenor.com/weud.gif

[void void]

bro!

[wispy blade]

is this how to git?

[void void]

yes this is how you git

[wispy blade]

shit's gonna have 100000 commits by the time i'm done :blobsweat:

[native wolf]

Well the whole point of doing commits like that is that you can easily roll back to a specific change if needed

[plucky sparrow]

oh

[frank otter]

wait

you're supposed to do one thing then commit then do one thing then new commit?

[tropic flame]

yeah idk that doesn't fall well within me either

[frank otter]

I do (lots of things) then realise I gtg and add and commit and push and leave

[tropic flame]

watch me committing one single file change and then the project is uncompilable until the next commit because the rest of the code that depends on it has to be changed

brrrrrrr

[frank otter]

because github is not a Collaboration Tool if you don't have collaborators

[wispy blade]

lead (and only) dev gang

B)

[frank otter]

B) indeed

[wispy blade]

writing unit tests for the first time in my life

super satisfying seeing it pass everything :D

[ancient bolt]

https://github.com/Jetbrains/intellij-community

[wispy blade]

https://github.com/torvalds/linux

[ancient bolt]

ooh it passed the 1 million commit mark

nice

[wispy blade]

months ago

[ancient bolt]

the fact that people open PRs on that repo is hilarious

[wispy blade]

LMAO

[ancient bolt]

wtf, why does this comment have so many down votes? https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/805#issuecomment-593375542

it's a very helpful and informative comment for people who aren't aware of the kernel contribution process

[wispy blade]

read-only mirror

[golden gust]

Cos they're upset that they're dum

[wispy blade]

then why do you not display it as such lol

[mossy vessel]

Downvotes are by kids that never heard of mailing lists or else

[ancient bolt]

linus created the github repo as a courtesy. The fact it's not "displayed" as a mirror is irrelevant to him or anyone else working on linux

they spend all of their time and effort in mailing lists, not on github

that guy's PR wouldn't be accepted in its state anyways, improperly formatted

[wispy blade]

i still wanna learn C sometime

[golden gust]

masochist

[left swift]

c#

[void void]

C is amazing

c# is shitty Microsoft Java

[plucky sparrow]

Honestly I wanna learn c#

It’s been on my to-do list for quite a long while already

probably gonna stay there for another long while tbh

[left swift]

just do it

[little frost]

honestly i wanna learn c# bytecode and why it can do some stuff java can't

[frank otter]

C is cool I learned it and wanted to learn c++ and learned very quickly that it's not just c with classes

[void void]

i'm trying to learn rust atm

it's not easy lol

[mental meadow]

@twin lagoon what better

[twin lagoon]

4770

[mental meadow]

👍

[frank otter]

I used to love rust until I figured out lifetimes and it's annoyingly restricting

if you want a pointer within a struct to point to something else within a struct fox example

the pointer needs to live to the same time as the struct

[warm anchor]

AURORA

PLS REST

[frank otter]

meaning of the pointer is a mut it'll be the only mut the struct can have

no I don't know how to use arcs

[wispy blade]

V: restrictive Go implementation in C

[frank otter]

C: is C

[plucky sparrow]

I tried to learn rust

but I just stopped trying

[mild rune]

Aurora doing a cardinal sin. Ordering a server while sick. That’s how you end up with botched hardware

I ordered the wrong amount of ram while I was sick one time. That was fun

[void void]

it's just SO interesting and hireable but also insanely complex and hard because of its structure

[mental meadow]

guess who bought pokemon today

[warm anchor]

you did???

omg

[mental meadow]

guess who now feels guilty for buying pokemon when not having money :'''''D

[warm anchor]

its ok money is temporary

[left swift]

eternity can pay u

[little frost]

pokémon is forever?

[warm anchor]

yes

[ashen cliff]

Bruh.

[viscid wedge]

Rust syntax is brain-dead

And the community is somewhat unbearable. Other than that, no complaints.

It's fast, and stops bad developers from making an entire class of mistakes

[prime coral]

True words

[left swift]

and the zerg meta is shit

[void void]

can someone link aikar rap

its very important

aikar rap??

[left swift]

Aikar rap, aikar rap
he like to do dance wap

he online on discord, he is the lord
he do brrrrr in minecraft, he is vari adored

when people have problem, people say share aikar timings some
People solve their problem, but he steal your mum

[magic river]

The only people I've seen say the Rust community is unbearable are people who only see the Rewrite It In Rust idiots and people who get upset when you give your pronouns

[left swift]

and the people who build trap bases

[magic river]

jokes

[left swift]

is this prose?

[void void]

SpigotMC diss when???

[stray oyster]

I am reading the patch-notes for the pre-releases and some of them are hilarious

MC-241767 - Breaking a vine or ladder block while the player is climbing it while sneaking allows the player to hover in place indefinetly

that would have been so fun tho

[warm anchor]

This should be intended feature

It’s like in cartoon if you don’t look down you don’t fall

[stray oyster]

Nity

[viscid wedge]

It's mostly the former people that do it for me. They're everywhere.

[stray oyster]

MC-180398 - Too many sounds causes client to stall, limit can be easily reached with rabbits

death by squid becomes a reality

[viscid wedge]

Prerelease bugs are always entertaining to read

For more fun, read patch notes for The Sims

[mighty wind]

I liked the case where a server was crashed by llama spit.

[stray oyster]

MC-241847 - Floating stone platform doesn’t generate in void superflat world preset

[left swift]

[mighty wind]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/llama-spit-kills-server.417199/

[warm anchor]

Should have tell them to use paper @mighty wind

[prime coral]

MC-240482 - There is no bedrock in the overworld in old chunks

[void void]

thank u

[stray oyster]

MC-241245 - Generated Deepslate overwrites ore veins (mainly Iron ore veins)

those are just great

oh oh also

MC-239397 - Lava pockets generate in icebergs

[hexed dragon]

MC-404 - Not Found

[prime coral]

MCL-14107 - Launcher wipes entire install location when uninstalling

Still my favorite one

[stray oyster]

oh right

wasnt the new launcher also causing BSODs?

[prime coral]

MCL-19992 - New Windows launcher causes BSOD or computer restart after opening

[cursive sundial]

ooo https://youtu.be/pzugCcBBrT0

[stray oyster]

should have been issue 20000 as y2k type issue

[prime coral]

[viscid wedge]

MultiMC gang

[prime coral]

There are some great feature requests there too

Like MC-79674 - Animated MOTD

[warm anchor]

yeah ugh

[prime coral]

MC-182421 - Server edits "generator-settings" to invalid value and therefore does not start

xD

[timid meteor]

i hope the animated motd will be added.

[worn ember]

we already have enough flashing cancer ingame

keep it there plz

[wispy blade]

animated MOTD? literally &k

[timid meteor]

lol

[cosmic raft]

@twin lagoon no more uwu?

:C

[twin lagoon]

uwu

[viscid wedge]

Animated motd?

Please don't.

[mossy vessel]

Michele, stop changing your name smh

[tropic flame]

remember when animated motd was actually possible as an exploit?

ngl tho it could probably be achieved by sending the entire motd data over at once instead of spamming the client with packets

although I'm not very sure why that'd be a great feature anyways tbh

[left swift]

most useless

[tropic flame]

yeah

[tropic flame]

watch me crashing your client due to too much motd data brrrrrr

[timid meteor]

no I wanted to be realized in a different way.
example.. put animation data in motd json

[magic river]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E8IGy6I9Wo

[tropic flame]

yes and then the client receives it all at once and takes care of rendering it

there'd have to be a limit though, otherwise watch me making my server send 40GB of data to you

[timid meteor]

why are you sure you'll send so much data when you don't keep sending packets like 1.8.3 expoit?

Even if it's not a fancy animation, the animation that changes in real time(ex. 1 sec) isn't bad either.

I'm using a translator now. I'm sorry if you didn't understand.

[wispy blade]

takes too much data

they'd have to extend the size of the maximum size of the JSON string in the response packet

[timid meteor]

I don't think I'll ever use all 32767 characters.

[golden gust]

Well, I mean, that's extra data

Think about stuff like server lists, etc, which ping servers and have to eat a glob of data needlessly, etc

not to mention, that would require mojang to implement something here to represent all that stuff, and, well, that would probs be a horror show for them to deal with and for end users to work with

[timid meteor]

yes Now that I think about it... You're right.

[magic river]

I would mod my client to turn that shit off too

Not that I play MC much

[worn ember]

[viscid wedge]

I just use MiniMOTD and that's good enough

Gradients are epic boi, don't need no animation

[spare venture]

don’t think miniMOTD lets you modify the player list tho

i always like doing that

[worn ember]

that just clutters the tab, i hate servers that do that

i just wanna see players not 50 other stats

[viscid wedge]

I think it does

https://forums.velocitypowered.com/t/minimotd-server-list-motd-plugin-with-rgb-gradients/500

Ah, not the way you're wanting

[spare venture]

the player list is kinda stupid since it only shows like 5-10 players anyway

makes more sense to put a nice message

[spare venture]

how does it clutter anything if you don’t see it until you hover

[left swift]

ded take

[viscid wedge]

When you accidentally mouse over the 5000 player count and OOM your JVM

[mild rune]

OOM your system

[cunning raft]

https://i.imgur.com/ENp9iGm.png

[daring gulch]

Yes but with how many patches

[cunning raft]

https://i.imgur.com/VQsIhf9.png

[foggy silo]

Small errors 🙂

[real zealot]

Features

[worn ember]

chest duping chunk glitch option in the config wen?

[left swift]

u call them errors I call them unplanned features

🧱

[topaz mortar]

uf

[worn ember]

ur an unplanned feature

[left swift]

that's what my mom says

[silver nexus]

I-

[worn ember]

i know, she told me

[left swift]

[worn ember]

[left swift]

[spare venture]

custom emojis were a mistake

[warm anchor]

amogus

[merry talon]

I've acquired a substance which contains 60mg of caffeine per tsp

should I be trusted with this? probably not

[golden gust]

Who needs a heart? 🤷‍♂️

[merry talon]

I'm just now realizing now small a 1 tsp is

after I dumped like 3oz of it into this drink

am I literally going to die from this

[waxen panther]

do not consume 1000mg of caffeine lmfao

how can you fuck up a tsp tha badly

[worn ember]

[merry talon]

well

I have a high tolerance and you need to add way more of this than they say for it to actually taste like coffee

[waxen panther]

""high tolerance"" isn't going to save you from 2.5x more than the daily recommended amount in a single glass

well you'd probably be fine but its stupid

[spare venture]

1000mg is a fuckton

especially at once…

[worn ember]

Go hard or go home

[spare venture]

enjoy your heart palpitations if you end up drinking it

[merry talon]

well 3oz was a biiit of an exaggeration

[silver nexus]

1000mg is a lot

[merry talon]

but this beat saber session is gonna hit different

[fossil patio]

i used to take 150mg with preworkout and that's nutty

i can't imagine 1000mg

[merry talon]

It's probably closer to like 500 tbh

but also in combination with ADHD meds

I might mess around and write a phd thesis later

[worn ember]

Very cool

[twin lagoon]

@fossil patio

[fossil patio]

@twin lagoon 🏩

[warm anchor]

Paul gonna shitpost in paperMC a lot more now?

[fossil patio]

i've gotten kicked for shitposting in here before, nothing's new

[twin lagoon]

that's impressive

[fossil patio]

i deserved it

[twin lagoon]

i have yet to receive anything other than a single warning for harassing an offline mode user

maybe i should start harassing more people

[fossil patio]

do it

[merry talon]

you can harass me whenever you want

[twin lagoon]

BUT FIRST
send more void

[fossil patio]

idk where she is

she was chilling with me, then went to get some water i think

[spare venture]

michael you just need to shitpost when wiz is here

[crystal lily]

https://paper.readthedocs.io/en/latest/java-update/index.html

[spiral robin]

ok

[spare venture]

ok

[spiral robin]

@twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

[quick pasture]

[spiral robin]

me when frank:

[real zealot]

Aber

[viral hornet]

everyone when frank: :TT_NezukoSLeep:

[potent fossil]

henlo

[viral hornet]

henlo somple

I would like to send paperemcee a little bit of cash but I don't want to lose my Swifty icon

[potent fossil]

i think swifty is above donor?

[viral hornet]

[potent fossil]

But don't quote me on that

[viral hornet]

2 late

quoting you on that

[twin lagoon]

camm 🥺

[viral hornet]

michael

go to bed

[twin lagoon]

my favourite australian

[viral hornet]

surely not

[spare venture]

how is australia these days

[viral hornet]

benny? ? ?

[twin lagoon]

fucked

[spare venture]

oh

[viral hornet]

#general message

[twin lagoon]

don't think covid got rid of the big fuck off spiders

[viral hornet]

michael i'm going to bakery today for lunch 🥺

[twin lagoon]

but they do have lamingtons

[viral hornet]

Who are you

oh

barry

[spare venture]

your bestie

[viral hornet]

I had to check because of your note https://i.imgur.com/PCXlbzR.png

[quick pasture]

helo whats this

[viral hornet]

our love for frank

[quick pasture]

why thank you

[twin lagoon]

frank send more dog pictures

[quick pasture]

u

[twin lagoon]

u

[spiral robin]

does camm have a note on me ?

[quick pasture]

#adorable-doggos

[viral hornet]

🥺

https://i.imgur.com/fndmOSl.png

[spiral robin]

😳

[viral hornet]

[quick pasture]

do i have a note

[quick pasture]

o

[viral hornet]

somewhat????

[potent fossil]

what's my note @spiral robin

[spare venture]

someone said dog

[potent fossil]

good dog

[quick pasture]

cutie

[potent fossil]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/225/812/2b3.png

[quick pasture]

[spare venture]

Bornt

god that’s a classic tweet

[potent fossil]

Also, full circle evolution: https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1021420347135062016

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)

Folks... we have come full circle. This is Charlie, dog of Brant. He naps in a pineapple and really likes french fries. 14/10 you’ve got a good dog, Brent

Retweets

28921

Likes

167315

Twitter · Jul 23, 2018, 3:42 PM

[spiral robin]

@potent fossil

idk

must have added this in the winter last year

[potent fossil]

how dare you only have on snapchat

[warm anchor]

Why is simple having so many roles

[potent fossil]

because i am an old prune, and also i contributed tagalog to velocity, and also i love and contribute adorable kitties, and also i love tswift, and also i love test builds

[warm anchor]

Oh I see

I didn’t know you did some translator work

[rocky lynx]

does that mean airplane changes are getting pulled to paper? That'd be nice

[foggy silo]

I mean some have been over time.

Recently a couple went through.

[potent fossil]

there was a blimp advertising pubg in my town yesterday

[rocky lynx]

oh i thought the remaining differences were being pulled

[foggy silo]

Well not all of them, but some have been going through.

If airplane is truly not going to be supported anymore more will probs be moved in the future too.

It's up to paul

[rocky lynx]

thanks for clarifiying, i'm happy at least some are coming

its nice to see paper grow

[foggy silo]

Honestly glowed PRETTY bright with tuinity 👀

[rocky lynx]

yeah totally

[void void]

How does one get the role to speak in #swifties-club ?

[potent fossil]

That's DenWav's channel, so you have to ask him. But don't ping, wait for him to be around

[viral hornet]

[potent fossil]

woah i didnt know there's an r/TaylorSwift discord

[viral hornet]

how could you

[void void]

It does not surprise me to learn this.

[potent fossil]

i am in it now

[void void]

Most large subreddits have an associated Discord, from what I've seen. I could be wrong, maybe. I don't really use Reddit.

[potent fossil]

I comment a lot on reddit but I don't really get into the sub communities too deeply

wtf camm i thought we were already friends

[void void]

I have an account. I log in once or twice a year.
I think I've commented twice.

[viral hornet]

so did I????

[potent fossil]

you removed me as friend.

😔

how could you

just look at the note i have for you https://i.imgur.com/fgKKJ3e.png

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo_FrX0QUiM

[olive marlin]

@viral hornet

[potent fossil]

Camm is busy hanging his head in shame

[viral hornet]

Prof!!

[viral hornet]

Why would I be doing such a thing

[potent fossil]

you unfriended me, clearly

[viral hornet]

WTF never

[mossy trellis]

You know Tagalog/Filipino?

[olive marlin]

@viral hornet where are more pics of the bestest boy Archie?

[viral hornet]

Archie 🥺

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

It's been so many, many months since I've seen him

[olive marlin]

Simple had a Filipine GF iirc? So he knows Tagalog.

[olive marlin]

[mossy trellis]

Oh. I almost replied with a curse there.

[warm anchor]

I know Tagalog curse too

Coz I play Dota

[olive marlin]

It's so late. And I think it's first time I drank so much, but it was company party. I have standup meeting in 9 hours, hope I'll get sober and wake up by then.

[warm anchor]

Hopefully you can “standup”

Haha got it? Standup!! I will see myself out

[elfin steppe]

yeah most filipino gamers that play competitive games usually screams at you and says filipino curses lol

[olive marlin]

...

[viral hornet]

What was your poison tonight?

[warm anchor]

@mossy trellis I learn from the best https://youtu.be/Ikgbxk0l19E

[olive marlin]

I have a standing desk, so I usually just go on a walk/run on my mobile treadmill during standup and all other meetings.
But just might disconnect my laptop and work from my bed today

[olive marlin]

First a few different beers (APA, IPA, something generic), then whisky with coke and later gin with tonic.

[viral hornet]

DREAM

Okay time to shower bbs

[warm anchor]

Ok wht kinda coke we talking about there

[olive marlin]

We have new HR girl, she sweared so much and got us drunk really quickly.

[warm anchor]

Lol

[olive marlin]

Unfortunately the legal one

[warm anchor]

Lol

[olive marlin]

She started hugging and getting close to me before it even hit 23. She decided to call it a day not that much long after.

She promised to kick our asses in table football though, but she didn't stand a chance. We'll meet in 3 weeks or so on next company meeting and we'll see if she can do it then.

[potent fossil]

not fluent but a little bit

[mossy trellis]

Its fine if you aren't as long as you understand it.

[potent fossil]

i can understand a good amount, but my trouble is understanding when it's spoken to me

I'm still working on that

reading I'm decent

[mossy trellis]

Son of a 🤦‍♂️

[foggy veldt]

Mahal Kita

Instant social media engagement

[warm anchor]

@hexed wyvern

[mild rune]

new pfp pog

[warm anchor]

yes

[left swift]

furries

[potent fossil]

anyone gonna watch the dart launch

(double asteroid redirection test)

they're launching in about an hour but it'll reach the target sept 2022. they're literally gonna crash a rocket into an asteroid at 24,000 kmh

[silver nexus]

yea

[left swift]

live streamed the whole journey there

that would be something

[spare venture]

that’s really cool, what’s the objective? to see if we can get a rocket to hit it?

[left swift]

to see if they can deflect an asteroid

[mild rune]

^

[left swift]

earth defense

[spare venture]

well yeah you could simulate that pretty easily

[mild rune]

I believe they're just testing to see if it'll actually do anything

[left swift]

well now it's a live test

[spare venture]

i guess, it’s not like physics breaks down because it’s an asteroid

[outer patio]

Sci-fi becomes real huh

[spare venture]

i think the bigger thing is actually being able to get a rocket there to hit it right?

[outer patio]

Are they launching a normal rocket with explosives or with an actual nuke?

[left swift]

it's a satellite

not an explosive

[spare venture]

detonating nukes in space is pretty illegal

or even putting them in there

[outer patio]

So it’s not to deflect?

[left swift]

no it is

[outer patio]

Hmm okay

[left swift]

ur not trying to blow it up

just push it off course

dont need to blow it up

[spare venture]

you only have to barely affect it because a fraction of a degree has big impacts at millions of kilometers

[mild rune]

basically they only need to nudge it slightly to change it's course

yea

millimeters could be enough to send it miles away from us

[spare venture]

but i guess like you said it’s a live test to see if we’re capable of doing it

better to check to see that we can do it when the stakes are low lmfao

[potent fossil]

it's a test to see how the motion is affected

[mild rune]

plus who doesn't wanna blow up a rocket

[potent fossil]

yes

[left swift]

send a tesla roadster into it

[potent fossil]

i was gonna go and watch the launch live but my dumbfuck brother gave me covid so i couldn't go :))))))))))))))))))))))

so i'll be here at my house trying to watch it, but will probably miss it because clouds

[spare venture]

those people who think a $ invested in space is a $ taken out of their pocket that we will never get back

[potent fossil]

i love my life

[left swift]

it's ok simple just watch this

[potent fossil]

dumb

[left swift]

does that make you feel better

[potent fossil]

no

it makes me feel rage

[left swift]

hearsay

[potent fossil]

anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0OUvEh3HWk

lmao the fuck is FEMA gonna do with a planet destroying asteroid

"we will manage the emergency as the earth crumbles into thousands of chunks"

[wispy blade]

a $ less in taxes*

[spare venture]

nasa gets like $75 per person every year lol

and i doubt it’s even that much individually

[worthy geode]

SpaceX Livestream > Nasa Livestream, just because it has John Insprucker

[half hawk]

hey i was about to post lol

[potent fossil]

Get faster

[half hawk]

pls no bully, i WILL cry

[potent fossil]

Good

[half hawk]

1 min left

[wispy blade]

@minor badge hello bestest mari good morning

[void void]

help

[upbeat falcon]

message.txt by @young sail: https://paste.gg/a2f45f8359db4d0f8d742298067ffea5

[minor badge]

morning @wispy blade

[void void]

?

[wispy blade]

@void void post the full log in #paper-help

[minor badge]

@olive marlin just rejected someone's code test with the coolest name I've seen... if only someone else epic would do it ?

[void void]

ok

[merry talon]

not watching, but can't this already be disproved with like simple math?

[potent fossil]

wha?

[merry talon]

you just can't hit it hard enough to make any difference

[potent fossil]

they're trying to slightly change the orbit by even a few seconds (not degrees, not radians)

at millions of km out, that could deflect it away from planetary damage

[merry talon]

ah maybe if it's that small of a change

[potent fossil]

seconds are in the order of tens of thousandths of a degree for anyone who doesnt know that

[merry talon]

but I've heard that for a city destroying asteroid or larger it's already too late if we can detect it, nothing can be done

[potent fossil]

and it's not even the main asteroid btw, it's a moon of the asteroid

they're basically just fucking around and seeing if anything could potentially be done

and yeah idk, but technology is advancing. this thing is something like 14 million km out

[full silo]

@slim nymph where can I send $10 to help with hosting costs?
Your site is running impossibly slow right now

[potent fossil]

thanks for pinging core team directly, but here's the opencollective link https://opencollective.com/papermc

and site is fine for me

[merry talon]

oh how long is it supposed to take to get to it then lol

[potent fossil]

it's gonna get there september 2022 lmao

today was just launch

[merry talon]

oh oof

[full silo]

No I mean for his personal blog

Not for paper garbage

[potent fossil]

tf

[wispy blade]

.startmc is the new flag site

[silver nexus]

lmao

[limber knot]

https://startmc.sh

[potent fossil]

his blog has been pretty slow for a while and he's v busy with life stuff so use ^ for flags

what an edgy little boy

[wispy blade]

i have THREE periods of english todat

all consecutive

[potent fossil]

wow

sux

[silver nexus]

:o thank you for reminding me i have an essay to do

[potent fossil]

cracks whip

[merry talon]

I paid for lyft wait and save, thinking that since there's a car right near me doing literally nothing I wouldn't actually have to wait the 15 mins

but I guess I do???

[potent fossil]

depends if the driver wants you or not

[merry talon]

what is the purpose lol

[potent fossil]

driver said no

[merry talon]

:(

[wispy blade]

oh no my bag with shogi pieces opened in my backpack hope there arent any in there

[potent fossil]

its ngl crazy that davinci resolve is a free download

this is the editor they use for movies and shit

fuck paying for premiere pro

[merry talon]

free software is one of two things

either hot garbage or the best in the industry

[potent fossil]

i mean, they have a paid addon for studios but nonetheless

the base package is more than enough

[minor badge]

@waxen panther deploying a mere ±6k changeset to prod

[merry talon]

no fucking way

see my location and destination

[potent fossil]

that lyft driver next to you is kekking

[full silo]

tfw proximyst

[wispy blade]

it also likes crashing a lot and doesnt have autosave on by default

[marble lark]

?

[marble lark]

Blender's neither lel

[charred sleet]

how many patches are we through?

[void void]

Aprox. 360 server patches

[charred sleet]

nice

[wispy blade]

it's not "the best in the industry" but it is one of the most capable and versatile computer graphics tools i've used

[regal socket]

hii

someone can help me? how can I put Damage and Enchantment in an item

like /give $player wooden_shovel 1 {Damage:$randomnumber%40<to>57%}

i need to put like durability 3

but I dont know any programing language, Im just trying my best

I made the cmd and it worked

noone?

[wispy blade]

its way easier to do it with a plugin

[regal socket]

I already did, and it worked, but Im just trying to put enchants now, I dont how to use NBT properly

[wispy blade]

google probably does

[regal socket]

no it dont ;-;

[wispy blade]

literally minecraft item generator

[regal socket]

will search

thx

[wispy blade]

np

[marble lark]

yep ^

[olive marlin]

Imagine if Epic Proxi made it. Can't reject perfect code!

[wispy blade]

fact!

[minor badge]

I did the same test, and here I am ;)

[potent fossil]

le pix of the stars i took after watching the nasa launcheroo

also my shitty recording of the nasa launcheroo with some equally cringe background music bc i had ppl talking in the bg 😎 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDix5jEZmf4

[hexed dragon]

Something not right here.

[potent fossil]

well i suppose it's still 11/23 at UTC-12 lol

[hexed dragon]

okay time to watch some hawkeye

[olive marlin]

Oh, I thought it was someone new at your work who made PR with tests, not someone applying to work for you.

[twin lagoon]

good thing to wake up to

[wispy blade]

epic

[twin lagoon]

found worse

[void void]

Wut

[wispy blade]

is that average amount of tasks?

never really understood it

[magic river]

iirc it's supposed to mean the kernel thinks it has 19,899 CPU cores worth of work scheduled

[wispy blade]

lol okay

[magic river]

average number of running and waiting threads

[wispy blade]

i see

[ember plover]

that's horrifying

[twin lagoon]

there were about 30k mount NFS processes created

so that's understandable

[wispy blade]

👀

[potent fossil]

uwuwa covid confirmed? 😭

[mental meadow]

I just got an SMS with my testing appointment

only took them 3 days

[potent fossil]

me hopes it's negative

[mental meadow]

me too

I hope I'll still be able to get my booster next week lol

[potent fossil]

they still telling me im ineligible

[magic river]

No booster if you're testing positive is what they're apparently doing here

[mental meadow]

yea

[magic river]

Which makes sense

[mental meadow]

no vaccine at all if you are sick

so I hope I'm fine till next week

because I really want it

[potent fossil]

i mean, i dont even put my test status in yet i just put my age and that i got pfizer and they're like

NO

[mental meadow]

because 1. more protection 2. they started a lottery for everyone that gets vaccinated between last week and christmas and I do wanna participate and win something

[twin lagoon]

[mental meadow]

you can win a house, a smart tv. an electric car, a new kitchen, and more

and I'd really like a new kitchen

[potent fossil]

for being VACCINATED?

jesus christ

[mental meadow]

no for getting vaccinated

[magic river]

Do you own your home?

[mental meadow]

yesn't

the parents of my gf own it, but we have to pay rent to them

[magic river]

You can probably do the kitchen then

[mental meadow]

We can do pretty much whatever we want, but we have to pay for it thats the issue lol

[potent fossil]

thats always the issue

https://tenor.com/view/negative-one-dollar-poor-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-atm-no-money-gif-12255203

[mental meadow]

tbh I really like this appartment, the only real issues I have with it are the kitchen and the bathroom lol

[worn ember]

What's wrong with it

[mental meadow]

the kitchen is old af and looks really bad, plus I'm pretty sure half of it will randomly break apart withing the next few years
and the bathroom is also old af and looks really bad, because they used like dark brown/copper/orange colored porcelain for the sink and bathtub and stuff

plus I'm like old and it is difficult for me to get into the shower because the step is so high

[potent fossil]

[worn ember]

ah that sucks

[potent fossil]

interesting color choice

[worn ember]

cant see rust stains if its already rust color

[potent fossil]

maybe it is in fact galaxy brain color choice

[wispy blade]

my teacher's stepniece tested positive

[potent fossil]

:/

[vernal moth]

@viral hornet

[viral hornet]

.

AHHHH SWIFTY ICON

@potent fossil u lied to me

[twin lagoon]

camm 🥺

[potent fossil]

ask kash to fix it

[olive marlin]

@viral hornet

[twin lagoon]

pimple 🥺

[viral hornet]

michael 🥺

I have exciting news

Maccas now have tim tam mcflurries

[potent fossil]

he fixed my old prune

what the fuck is a tim tam

[twin lagoon]

tim tam mcflurries

still never had any timtams

[elfin steppe]

ur missing out

[potent fossil]

.g tim tam

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Tim Tam A brand of chocolate biscuit made by Arnott's and available in several countries. (https://duckduckgo.com/Tim_Tam?v=i&kp=1)

[twin lagoon]

[potent fossil]

hm

well,

i forgot to do my math assignments

im going to beg my professor for extra time in the morning and blame it on covid

[wispy blade]

uh oh

[potent fossil]

watch, he'll give me until end of semester to do it

ask me tomorrow

actually i can email him now and schedule it in outlook so nvm

lets do that!

ok. time for bed. hope i can slep

[merry talon]

you should tell him your dog is going through a divorce

[river sapphire]

so... PaperMC is the next good EA ? 😛

acquiring everything MC related

[warm anchor]

EA was good before?

[river sapphire]

i mean good kind of EA 😛

EA = BAD

[warm anchor]

They killed Westwood in 2003

[river sapphire]

😦

[warm anchor]

EA’s bad business started decades ago!

[river sapphire]

But i can't ignore the games they bring in

[warm anchor]

I am glad that it’s now finally coming back to bite them in the ass

[river sapphire]

🤣 BF2042 is a mess and i hate myself for buying it

still got hours of playtime 😛

[tropic flame]

EA made Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix

that's probably the only good game i can think of

[river sapphire]

its a Love / Hate relationship with EA

[warm anchor]

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[tropic flame]

oh and The Sims 2 but it was still made by Maxis back then

[warm anchor]

[cosmic raft]

@twin lagoon you ruined my fun :(

[twin lagoon]

no

[cosmic raft]

you did

[mental meadow]

:chRIEstmas: when @warm anchor

[cosmic raft]

https://i.imgur.com/yfMP3dE.png

https://i.imgur.com/ZkWldf6.png

[warm anchor]

Ouchhh

[nimble depot]

Oh boy...

[warm anchor]

[cosmic raft]

MichaeI

[nimble depot]

Someone's having fun

[twin lagoon]

i am removing you from the platform goodbye

[cosmic raft]

rude

[nimble depot]

There we go, changed that.

[twin lagoon]

perfect

[cosmic raft]

ah yes

᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼

[twin lagoon]

᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼

[mental meadow]

5. Formatting usernames to be difficult to read, to impersonate others, to advertise, or to be inappropriate.
   smh michael

[twin lagoon]

is there an issue

[mental meadow]

to be fair

no

[twin lagoon]

exactly

[mental meadow]

it's not difficult to read

[twin lagoon]

there is nothing to read

[viral hornet]

@twin lagoon ez pz

[cosmic raft]

exactly

[twin lagoon]

loophole in guidelines found

easy

[wispy blade]

oh no

[twin lagoon]

I AM BEING TARGETED

[void void]

Good.

[viral hornet]

what really matters are the mcflurries you eat along the way

😌

[twin lagoon]

camm send me timtams and australian snacks

[viral hornet]

come get

[warm anchor]

Imagine going to Australia willingly

[twin lagoon]

no australia is scary

big fuck-you spiders and homeless people breaking into cars

[viral hornet]

🙄😔🙄😔🙄😔🙄

I actually chased two junkies the other day that I caught coming out of my neighbours driveway (then trying to open car doors)

[wispy blade]

lol wtf

[twin lagoon]

camm really living in the ghetto

[wispy blade]

camm do you happen to live in a certain area in brisbane

[viral hornet]

no

gold coast

[cosmic raft]

everyone sabotaging me tonight

https://i.imgur.com/UbrJmcv.png

[viral hornet]

LOL

@mossy vessel

[twin lagoon]

@mossy vessel

[mossy vessel]

[wispy blade]

i would gladly be DFPKanTeiRyu XB Enjoyer again but aurora won't let me

[viral hornet]

i love NMF

[twin lagoon]

why can't kashike just be more like NMF

everyone loves NMF

[cosmic raft]

wow

i see how it is

[twin lagoon]

kashike is a bully

[cosmic raft]

</3

[wispy blade]

dw kashike you are 1st in my heart

[viral hornet]

LOL noo kash

we love kash too

[warm anchor]

we already have enough of German in dev team

[twin lagoon]

kashike no more

[viral hornet]

[twin lagoon]

kashike is more

[viral hornet]

wb kash but more

[wispy blade]

kashike typing /nick kash but more as fast as he can

[cosmic raft]

michael can't get rid of me even if he wanted to

[twin lagoon]

wait i gotta try something out

[cosmic raft]

i'm everywhere

[twin lagoon]

?info

[thorny flicker]

Michael#9600

❯ User Information
Profile: @twin lagoon
ID: 215448923681062913
Created: <t:1471437426:R>
Badges:

❯ Member Information
Nickname: test
Joined: <t:1559924600:R>
Roles: <@&504805787257012225> <@&875110528652025896> <@&289618509862797313> <@&541496582776815617> <@&523797688337039380> <@&748640620771278999>

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[twin lagoon]

it does show nicknames

ok this is great

?info

[thorny flicker]

Michael#9600

❯ User Information
Profile: @twin lagoon
ID: 215448923681062913
Created: <t:1471437426:R>
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[twin lagoon]

ok that failed

[viral hornet]

facts

[twin lagoon]

@bold pumice why is it loading permanently smh nvm worked fine

[mossy vessel]

more... german?

[mental meadow]

lol

the moment you ping them it loads

[twin lagoon]

it's ok dooley loves me

[mental meadow]

what about me

[twin lagoon]

everyone loves me

[plucky sparrow]

?info

[cosmic raft]

no info for you

[plucky sparrow]

:(

[hexed dragon]

that failed

[cosmic raft]

certain roles only to avoid spam

[viral hornet]

?info

what is info locked behind

[twin lagoon]

ur bedroom door

[cosmic raft]

a role you don't have

[hexed dragon]

certain roles

[viral hornet]

info me michael

[twin lagoon]

?info @viral hornet

[thorny flicker]

Camm#1252

❯ User Information
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[viral hornet]

[twin lagoon]

it's a bit slow on the nickname updates

[hexed dragon]

3 years ago?

[twin lagoon]

[hexed dragon]

first message sent 2 hours after you joined.

[warm anchor]

Camm got old account too?

[viral hornet]

I need to check how old my server is

I don't remember if I made an account on Discord long before I made a server

[cosmic raft]

!info

?info

[thorny flicker]

kashike#8590

❯ User Information
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[mental meadow]

no more info

oh

[cosmic raft]

slow bot

[viral hornet]

Fri Jul 08 2016 16:12:27 GMT+1000 (Australian Eastern Standard Time)

okay, little over a month after I made an account on Discord

[left swift]

hey why does my auto paper downloader not working no more?

[warm anchor]

I made my sever 4 minutes after I made my account

[viral hornet]

LOL

[mental meadow]

what's ♜ for 😮

[viral hornet]

When did you create your account eter?

[warm anchor]

@viral hornet

[left swift]

I made mine in late 2015

[viral hornet]

[mossy vessel]

https://i.imgur.com/BhPwYB3.png

[wispy blade]

i made mine in 2016

[left swift]

?info

[warm anchor]

Leaf asleep no weebnuke

[left swift]

sadge!

[hexed dragon]

I made my alt in 2016 and my main in 2018.

[mental meadow]

thats an old account

[viral hornet]

@static badge wake up, weebs need nuking

[mental meadow]

i didnt even know discord is t hat old

[mossy vessel]

no nuke yet

yet

[wispy blade]

leaf is too busy with furry conventions

[left swift]

ban weebs stan pokimane

[warm anchor]

I was moving my guild in Dota to discord so I was on a mission @viral hornet

That’s why if was made that fast

[plucky sparrow]

uwu https://gist.github.com/motorailgun/cc2c573f253d0893f429a165b5f851ee

[twin lagoon]

it doesn't show nicknames when you don't have one this is pog

[worn ember]

Did you find someone with Telenet to test your latency?

[twin lagoon]

i did

[worn ember]

Noice

[twin lagoon]

they had no issues

[worn ember]

Makes sense

[viral hornet]

I am making the mistake of drinking a coffee at 10:30PM

but I also don't want to just throw it out/waste it

[golden gust]

Bro

I can down a can of monster and go straight to bed

[warm anchor]

Same

[left swift]

the whole can?

[golden gust]

yes

[left swift]

plus the metal?

[warm anchor]

Yes

[golden gust]

not yet

I'm working on it

[viral hornet]

you have issues cat

[left swift]

the crust of the soda is the best part

so many people dont eat the crust

[mossy vessel]

cat, sponsor some drinks kthx

[warm anchor]

He’s gonna piss in it

[viral hornet]

nmf sponsor yourself to come over and bring drinks

xx

[mossy vessel]

Camm how about you comer over, work sponsors coffee

[viral hornet]

[mossy trellis]

Telepathy talks

[agile pine]

more bathroom breaks for kenny please!

[viral hornet]

no

he gets enough

[quasi valley]

[warm anchor]

Kneny is used to pee in a bottle already dw

[void void]

Once every twelve hours is perfectly healthy!

[left swift]

poop bucket getting pretty full

[wispy blade]

sock*

[golden gust]

the socks not for pooping

||Defo not when there are consistency concerns||

[wispy blade]

your litterbox is

not my rug

[left swift]

that's what a litterbox would say

[plucky sparrow]

Lol

Had no idea YouTube was gonna remove the dislikes from their api too

[limber knot]

otherwise it would be pretty pointless

[olive marlin]

If you prove that you will aggregate values and not use them "directly" they can whitelist your app to the API.

[limber knot]

wat

that doesn't help users using the platform though

also channel owners and managers will still see the dislikes so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[olive marlin]

They said that they will remove the counter, but the creator can see it as well as tools can access them, as long as they don't use the per-video values directly.

[limber knot]

the data just gets hidden behind authentication in the API

[olive marlin]

Yeah.

[slender lichen]

WHY! have you removed the ability to remove end-portal frames with mushrooms

[twin lagoon]

Ok

[charred sleet]

whats this thing about bundling in spigot 1.18

why is it more like paper now