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wispy blade
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no

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that's not the MiniDigger method

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noah can confirm it's the kacper method

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and otherwise sloker, lynx, ethan and felenov probably can kekw

void void
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lmao

twin lagoon
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@untold meadow happeepoheart

untold meadow
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@twin lagoon @twin lagoon @twin lagoon isabelle maddyhug isabelle maddyhug isabelleHeyyy isabelleHeyyy maddyhug isabelle heart isabelle maddyhug

twin lagoon
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@waxen panther koriLove

wispy blade
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wholesome paper general

untold meadow
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@waxen panther @waxen panther isabelle maddyhug 😍 isabelleHeyyy isabelle maddyhug isabelleHeyyy isabelle maddyhug isabelleHeyyy πŸ₯³ swirl

wispy blade
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i see broccolai needs some bullying, time to poke cat

untold meadow
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@twin lagoon clearly brocc hates us

twin lagoon
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yes wtf

untold meadow
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naomi is right

wispy blade
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i will send him a screenshot of code written in DFPKanTeiRyu XB, that'll teach him!!!

toxic bone
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Yeah

waxen panther
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i am NOT bullying

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i am playing siege

untold meadow
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@little frost isabelleHeyyy

waxen panther
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after 3 years

untold meadow
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playing games instead of waiting for us to @ you to respond instantly??????

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wtf???

waxen panther
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uwu ? ?!??

void void
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@waxen panther broccoli is gross

untold meadow
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UWU?!?!???

void void
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u should feel bad about that

waxen panther
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who dis

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why r they bullying me

untold meadow
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based tbh

void void
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because u need to be bullied πŸ™„

wispy blade
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@waxen panther now everyone has to see it, look what you've done!!

void void
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what the hell

twin lagoon
untold meadow
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brocc wtf why would you do that

toxic bone
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what happened

little frost
waxen panther
untold meadow
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hello best @little frost !!!

twin lagoon
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siege used to be good

wispy blade
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i am not

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im a bad programmer

void void
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masochist*

untold meadow
waxen panther
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best kezz all the time

toxic bone
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you cant be a bad programmer if you aren't a programmer!

void void
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based

wispy blade
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not even the worst part of the project to screenshot btw kekw

untold meadow
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best broccoli for making my code sexy and generic 😎

twin lagoon
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best kezz

wispy blade
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setupGame() in the Game class is uh, yea

twin lagoon
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@minor badge best mari

untold meadow
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best michael thank you for coming and fixing my broken internet

toxic bone
wispy blade
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never a best naom

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or worst naom

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πŸ˜”

toxic bone
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@naom worst

wispy blade
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damn

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thanks

little frost
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kezz best kyori reviewer and fastest tagger in the east

waxen panther
void void
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my absolute worst plugin i was definitely forced to do

twin lagoon
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everyone loves kezz

untold meadow
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turns out a fucking farmer decided the best way to drain a ditch was to dig out the verge 4 feet deep to drain the ditch onto the road????? who cares about checking for buried cables????? not random famers????????

toxic bone
untold meadow
little frost
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i didn't even know you were allowed to have other parameters in EventHandlers

untold meadow
void void
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it was brokie

little frost
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...okay

void void
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not brokie anymore tho

wispy blade
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there's this one plugin i made for someone that's just

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if ( 1 || 2 || .... || 21) {
}

void void
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i love cs

wispy blade
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yeah

toxic bone
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Barrack Obama

little frost
void void
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epic

limber knotBOT
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mfw I thought about creating a plugin and someone made the exact one I needed and it's actually made well

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wtf kind of world is this?!?

void void
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someone in Syscraft discord last night asked me to make a plugin that makes blocks run away from you

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whatever the fuck that means

limber knotBOT
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xD

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that's an awesome idea

void void
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still working on it but currently blocks run towards you

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ie chase you surprisingly fast

wispy blade
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i need to get my friends to learn java so we can actually finish our smp kekw

void void
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idk custom pathfinding is hard

untold meadow
golden gust
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Wanna know what else is hard? ||Naomi||

limber knotBOT
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just put the block on top of a invisible pig and damage it, it should run away by itself

void void
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πŸ€”

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yes probably a better idea but having 100 floating tiny blocks with invisible baby zombies is more fun

wispy blade
void void
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hmmm

golden gust
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I was saying that you where a mandem gonna fuck up the world

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But, wait

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when I don't

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implies that there is a time that you do thonk

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confirmed: Naomi walks around the place pitching a tent, sometimes

wispy blade
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yeah i'm a chick with a dick, suck it

magic river
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This is an awkward conversation to have with a minor

void void
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redacted

wispy blade
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(badum tss)

void void
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lmao

wispy blade
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you know what's also awkward?

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this segue to our sponsor, JetBrains

void void
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JetBrains is an excellent company who has motivated so much innovation in modern enterprise application development!

wispy blade
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yikes

golden gust
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It's just a little Kotlin, don't worry, worse case, you get addicted

untold meadow
wispy blade
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kotlin just kinda disgusts me syntax wise

void void
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[This Account has been Commandeered by JetBrains Chief of Public Relations]

little frost
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test coverage time

wispy blade
void void
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wait, you can't see them?

untold meadow
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yes, which is why it's "awkward"

wispy blade
void void
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when you sponsor you get access to the secret sponsor-only esex kotlin help channels

magic river
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sponsor = onlyfans, got it

wispy blade
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onlypaper

void void
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i would buy

void void
wispy blade
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tfw domain provider i use is called onlydomains

void void
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register onlyfans domain with onlydomains

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:)

wispy blade
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i would if i had money

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spent it all on stroopwafel muffins and frikandelbroodjes

void void
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frikandelbroodjes

twin lagoon
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@untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow

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best kezezezezezezezezezz

ancient bolt
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what is a kezz

magic river
void void
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i may have spent a significant portion of internship salary on a severely overpowered pc

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we do a little trolling

untold meadow
wispy blade
ancient bolt
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I'm happy to spread the word of god kotlin

wispy blade
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ah yes, making up words

untold meadow
void void
void void
ancient bolt
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I don't actually get the joke lol

wispy blade
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it's a sausage roll, basically

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but with curry ketchup

void void
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I WAS RIGHT

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oh my god

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it is a giant kolache

wispy blade
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and frikandel

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which is uh

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yeah

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an NL thing

ancient bolt
magic river
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Is the British version of it just a boring bit of sausage and dough?

wispy blade
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no

magic river
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And the American version is just the British version with sugar?

ancient bolt
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and deep fried

void void
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Dutch version is already deep fried

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the americans just deep fry it again KEKW

ancient bolt
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hell yeah

wispy blade
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don't think the ones in frikandelbroodjes are deep fried, cuz they gotta go into the oven

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probably just cooked in there

ancient bolt
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saw a youtube video a couple weeks ago of someone that deep fried water

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it was...something

void void
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sosig

wispy blade
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silence, belg

worn ember
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Smh you dutchies know nothing

wispy blade
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worstenbroodje is a brabant thing so i'll allow it, since flanders is the south of the duchy of brabant

ancient bolt
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these are not words

wispy blade
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which we still have to restore, btw

worn ember
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Sucks to be you then cx

golden gust
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sausage roll?

worn ember
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Yess

golden gust
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I mean

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Is it really a sausage roll if it's not a greggs sausage roll?

worn ember
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Idk what that is so no

wispy blade
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greggs
kekwhyper

worn ember
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Who's Greg and why do you want his sausage

golden gust
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greggs is basically a bakery chain in the UK

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Their sausage rolls are literally to die for

wispy blade
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cat has never had AH Frikandelbroodjes

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a true tragedy

worn ember
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I doubt it

golden gust
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if you're ever in the UK

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get a greggs, I don't like them when they're hot so I just get the like 4 packs

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but, just, damn

wispy blade
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i think i've had one when i was there

golden gust
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I've seen many people shed a tear when having one of their sausage rolls

wispy blade
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but still, frikandelbroodje >

golden gust
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Well

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Don't we just know ou're broken af

wispy blade
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please spell/type correctly otherwise what little bit of brain cells i have dies

worn ember
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biome poopoohead

wispy blade
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ded belgian

ancient bolt
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if you think that's bad you should hear how cat talks

wispy blade
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oh i'm sure it's bad

worn ember
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now that i think about it, i dont think i've ever heard him talk

ancient bolt
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you are blessed

wispy blade
worn ember
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cat how long have we known each other? way too long right?

merry talon
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oh god, he talks?

worn ember
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ah yes, classic rimworld

wispy blade
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man chaos child is like steins gate on crack

golden gust
worn ember
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thats like 2017-2018 right?

golden gust
worn ember
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nice gif

golden gust
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Yea, discord hates it

golden gust
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I tried posting a png of it by accident, and er.. .yea...

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But, that was basically my original impression of you

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Just, caption is what I said, and, character is what I pictured you looked like

worn ember
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let me help you

golden gust
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god I hate discord

limber knotBOT
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who doesn't?

worn ember
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i have one of fix too

wispy blade
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so, let's go to slack?

limber knotBOT
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runs

wispy blade
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hi phenoix

void void
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slack is just worse discord for corporate

wispy blade
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exactly

limber knotBOT
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no, Microsoft Teams obviously. smh

wispy blade
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there's no alternatives that are better

golden gust
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Lets just use a platform which people actually care about

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Like, matrix

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runs

worn ember
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we should use Vector

limber knotBOT
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I mean matrix has bridges to literally everything Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

wispy blade
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obviously we should make our own

void void
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just use encrypted irc over tor like a normal person

golden gust
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.vector

void void
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runs

limber knotBOT
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even Element's hosted service supports tons of stuff: "With EMS now offering bridging services for Microsoft Teams, Slack, WhatsApp, Signal, Telegram, Discord and IRC the entire workforce can be quickly connected and begin to migrate."

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runs

void void
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?

limber knotBOT
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yes

void void
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WhatsApp bridge πŸ‘€

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looks like I wasn't the first person to come up with that terrible idea

lament patio
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Maybe we should all go to Guilded, the Roblox acquisition looks very promising

void void
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unfortunately some entire countries use whatsapp for everything

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eg mexico

limber knotBOT
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for those poor souls that still use inferior messenger protocols

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runs

golden gust
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DED

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Please tell me you know what that is

lament patio
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Pain

worn ember
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I DONT

void void
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F

golden gust
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sigh

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not sure if old af or DED is just bad

limber knotBOT
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I only use Whatsapp to troll bots and scammers πŸ‘€

golden gust
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I wanna say it's the latter, but, er...

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either way, movie called Airplane!

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Literal classic

worn ember
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arent you like 27?

golden gust
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fuck you

void void
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airplane lmaooo

worn ember
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so old

golden gust
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I don't remember

void void
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old but gold

golden gust
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I'm either 26 or 27, fuck

worn ember
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bruh

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current year - birth year

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its not rocket science

wispy blade
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not so fast

waxen panther
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me when phoenix roasts discord users epicly 😁

golden gust
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am 26

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I mean, am 27 in a few months

worn ember
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good job

golden gust
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Like, bro, when you get a certain age, you sorta like, start supressing your age

wispy blade
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@waxen panther i hope you are forced to use DFPKanTeiRyu XB one day.

golden gust
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I mean, it changes so fucking often that it's such a headache to remember

worn ember
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i sometimes forget i already turned 23 lol

limber knotBOT
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I turn 30 next year cat, I can't supress that thoguth anymore ;_;

wispy blade
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haha boomer phoenix

limber knotBOT
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fuck you

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:P

golden gust
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Grandaddy phoenix!

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.okidoki

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.ok

waxen panther
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damn 30 and still whining about messaging protocols

worn ember
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that explains why he uses IRC

golden gust
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WAIT

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.oki

waxen panther
limber knotBOT
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gj cat

golden gust
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tf

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Do I not have that?

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there

untold meadow
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irc bridge shutdown wen?

void void
worn ember
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phat bass tho

untold meadow
waxen panther
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yes perhaps

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😳

golden gust
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Senzawa knows how to bop

untold meadow
waxen panther
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how to improve papermc by 400%

worn ember
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delete light

wispy blade
little frost
untold meadow
void void
cosmic raft
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psst

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cat

untold meadow
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brocc work >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my work any day

waxen panther
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wtf

golden gust
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hai kash

waxen panther
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kezz work EPIC

cosmic raft
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πŸ₯³ πŸ‡Ύ πŸ‡΄ πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡― πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡Ή πŸ‡± πŸ‡΄ πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡Ή πŸ‡Ή πŸ‡­ πŸ‡ͺ πŸ‡¬ πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡² πŸ‡ͺ πŸ₯³

golden gust
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fuck you

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and fuck everything you stand for

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(phoenix616) xkcd: Anti-Mindvirus (3 March 2008)

void void
wispy blade
untold meadow
wispy blade
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DFPKanTeiRyu is a nice font and i find it a comfortable font to program in

golden gust
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Naomi

wispy blade
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i don't care what anyone says i refuse to change it

golden gust
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Do you need a hug?

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is that what it is?

wispy blade
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yes i do actually

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big group hug at paper con?

golden gust
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yas

limber knotBOT
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I mean there are worse fonts: https://salinsley.gumroad.com/l/pretzel

Gumroad

This dialogue font has a wide range of glyphs designed for the editorial needs of comic book lettering. It comes with four sets: Regular, Italic, Bold, and Bold Italic.Follow me on twitter for more comic lettering resources: https://twitter.com/salinsleyThis font comes with an SIL Open Font License, so you may use it commercially. Please do not ...

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(for programming)

wispy blade
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oh no there's also uh

golden gust
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I actually kinda hope that one day we all meet up so we can do shit like hug

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and punch DED in the face

limber knotBOT
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hugging

wispy blade
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kirsten ITC

limber knotBOT
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after covid

golden gust
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phoenix

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I will lick you

limber knotBOT
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( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

wispy blade
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or any fancy handwriting font is terrible for programming

limber knotBOT
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I mean I don't expect anything else from a cat

golden gust
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after covid

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wats that?

wispy blade
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just gotta get everyone to not get it and spread and we should be good!

limber knotBOT
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well if you put it like that it does sound pretty easy, huh

void void
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just download the coronacheck app and scan some qr codes at the doors

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bigbrain *

golden gust
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The corono app?

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Ohhhh

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You mean the one everybody uninstalled cos it was pinging people through walls? :L

void void
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not that one

limber knotBOT
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the German one is best!

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runs

golden gust
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Well, I got my 2nd shot yesterday, so, I get my vaccine passport BS in... 2 weeks...

wispy blade
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the dutch one is better because it requires you to link your passport and you can do that through nfc tags embedded in your id card, pretty sick

limber knotBOT
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why so late? Oo

golden gust
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so late in what way?

limber knotBOT
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2nd shot

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like I got mine 2 months ago and I was pretty late lol

golden gust
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Oh, I was kinda putting it off because of health issues

limber knotBOT
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ah, so it's not just the UK being dumb πŸ‘€

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also why tf would you link identifiable stuff to your tracking app?!? Oo

wispy blade
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because you need to be able to show the QR code that says yeah im vaccinated?

limber knotBOT
golden gust
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Cos that's pretty much how all the govs are doing it probs like, bar germany

limber knotBOT
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(unless you manually enter your digital vaccination certificate of course)

golden gust
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in the UK, the vaccine pass is literally in the typical NHS app thing, so it's all tied to your medical records

limber knotBOT
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but as one could check in the code that info isn't shared

void void
wispy blade
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ah yes, classic naomi mixup B)

limber knotBOT
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why would you have two apps?

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also why would you use anything but the german open source one!

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runs

golden gust
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I mean, my governments gotta have an excuse to hand over cash to their best friends

void void
golden gust
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two apps makes it more justifiyable to throw over more cash

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and, can't forget that expensive spreadsheet!

void void
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they use kotlin on android

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disgusting

wispy blade
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made with Excel Pro Premium X 2021 tm r

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kotlin is the default android app development language now, no?

void void
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really?

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scary stuff

wispy blade
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yuh

limber knotBOT
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yeah, it's pretty dumb

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peddling such a yuck language

golden gust
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I mean, it was basically just a fuck you to oracle

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I mean, could be worse

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Could be say, scala

wispy blade
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cat forgetting clojure exists

void void
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what is this lol

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why do they all have separate VWSCoronaDashboard<x> accounts

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some sort of privacy thing?

unkempt drift
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I was just looking at that, what is that about

void void
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Maybe to protect the privacy of people working on the app?

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because there is a group of people who aren't exactly big fans of these types of systems

wispy blade
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one of the better github usernames

little frost
fallen oracle
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PaperMCContributor#007 here I come

warm anchor
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Epic

plucky sparrow
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I’m dying

worn ember
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Ok sealed classes are really cool

potent fossil
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made me laugh

golden gust
potent fossil
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amazing

tropic flame
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awesome

twin lagoon
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@warm anchor rielove

fossil patio
tropic flame
fossil patio
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hmm seems hard to find, search for videos is tough

untold copper
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gm

magic river
untold copper
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The 10th Doctor is the best

potent fossil
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I got a percussion massager, and holy shit, great investment

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been dealing with knots in my shoulders and neck for weeks. this fucker got them all mostly out in one go

magic river
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Wait those aren't just for people embarrassed to buy a vibrator?

potent fossil
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I don't think this would work well as a vibrator lmao

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it literally slams the shit out of you like 150 times a second

magic river
warm anchor
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Simple if it vibrate, there is a way

potent fossil
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lol meh

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whatever, it works on my sore muscles :D

little frost
restive hinge
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i want to build a minigame / pvp server what components should i use

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thats what i have know

warm anchor
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You will want to rent a server from a reputable host

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Self host is expensive

magic river
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That doesn't look like a rack mounted case

restive hinge
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i dont realy want server host

warm anchor
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The day when server hardware come with RGB is the death of me

restive hinge
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over time price

warm anchor
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It’s still cheaper

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You are buying a whole ass gaming PC to host a server in your home.

restive hinge
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plus i want aus host

potent fossil
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my guess is they dont pay the electricity bill for their house

magic river
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If you used that hardware more than 3 years for your server it might be cheaper than using a host, maybe

restive hinge
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no we just have soler panels

warm anchor
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How about electric bill? I guess if your mom is paying for it it’s fine but the depreciation will hit you and those hardware will be useless

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Solar panel isn’t free

restive hinge
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i know

magic river
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This thing is going to suck up all the power from the solar panels πŸ˜›

warm anchor
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And more

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Let’s spend $3000 on pc

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And another $8000 on solar panel

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So i can host a Minecraft server

restive hinge
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lol

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better power suply

warm anchor
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So what I don’t get is

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You are seemly wanting advice and once you obtain it. You don’t change your mind

potent fossil
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mom be like: "why is my electric bill so high this month??? why is a good portion of our power coming from the main grid now instead of our solar panels??? turn off your new computer"

restive hinge
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lol

warm anchor
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What’s the point of asking if you already have your mind set?

restive hinge
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than where do i get the hosting

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i find remotly conecting is a pain

warm anchor
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It will depend on how many people will be playing and other factors

left swift
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No eternity

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U just gotta let people waste money

warm anchor
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So you will invite all your friends to your house to play?

left swift
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Life finds a way

warm anchor
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Coz them connecting to your home network is still remote…

magic river
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Wait even if you stick this thing in your house you're going to be connecting "remotely" to it

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Unless you're planning to hook up a monitor and install GNOME or something which would be... weird

restive hinge
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what server should i use

left swift
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That's funny you think they would install linux

potent fossil
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inb4 planning to install windows on it and host/play on same pc

magic river
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Something cheap from OVH

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Expand as needed

warm anchor
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He’s in roo country though

left swift
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I have no idea for aus hosts

restive hinge
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ok

warm anchor
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So selection is limited PepeLa

magic river
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OVH has an aussie DC

warm anchor
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Oh nice. I wasn’t aware

magic river
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It's in Sydney iirc

left swift
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Who's sydney

restive hinge
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ok

magic river
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Self hosting MC servers only makes sense when your server is small enough you could just run it on your gaming PC and leave it on all the time

restive hinge
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i will have difrent regens later on

warm anchor
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I wish you luck in your mission

magic river
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When you have like 10 players and they're all just friends you build stuff with

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Trying to self host a "commercial" server is probably against the terms of service of your ISP too

restive hinge
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ok

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isp

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oh

potent fossil
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buys pc to host server
port forwards
starts advertising

isp: hmm what are all these connections coming into our customer's network
isp: uwu whats this, a public game server??? on OUR residential line?
isp: and not paying us royalties?!?!?!
isp: GOODBYE.

restive hinge
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ok

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what hosting should i use then

warm anchor
#

OVH or OVH reseller that don’t go too crazy will be good.

untold copper
#

blumhost

restive hinge
#

i need aus hosting

potent fossil
#

OVH has a datacenter in australia.

#

They already said that.

restive hinge
#

i cant find it

potent fossil
#

not all of them are available in AUS but a few are

restive hinge
#

ok thnx

magic river
#

Cool, Microsoft is going to make their Surface devices easier to repair after investor pressure about the environmental effects of throwaway devices

#

The company told Tom's Hardware that customers replacing SSDs on their own would void their warranties, as Microsoft only intends for authorized service providers to make changes or repairs.

#

Huh, pretty sure that's not even legal in the US

vernal moth
#

Depends on the device I guess?

magic river
#

I don't think so, I'm pretty sure your warranty is only void if you broke it while trying to do a replacement

vernal moth
#

Even if it's like a surface where everything is glued?

magic river
#

They have to prove you broke it

vernal moth
#

Makes sense I guess

#

I never pay attention to any of that, my whole life I only used my warranty once

golden gust
#

I mean, with something like the surface it's weird as you are likely gonna break the casing in some form of manner but you're not gonna destroy the device itself

magic river
#

Those stupid "warranty void if removed" stickers on things are just a scare tactic, afaik

golden gust
#

Yea

vernal moth
#

That was with google, a pixel 3xl of mine had purple stripes (on a custom ROM btw), they send me a new one, asked for the old to be returned within 2 weeks, no questions asked

golden gust
#

They're 100% unenforcable, but, some companies will try to be a douche over it

#

as well as the horrors of uneducated shop staffers where that applies

magic river
#

I thought about getting the extended warranty on my laptop but then the first thing I did was open it up to put my own SSD in and bend the SSD housing to make it fit a 2280

#

They had a 2230 in there and while the housing was 2280 sized it had a little tab in the middle to hold the 2230 in

golden gust
#

oh god, reminds me of the days of getting a phone

#

"I'm not gonna root it, I'm not gonna root it, I'm not gonna... unplugs USB FUCK"

plucky sparrow
#

Man I always rooted my phones

magic river
#

Quick application of needle nose pliers and that saved me $50 and a week of downtime but after I put it back together I decided if I got an extended warranty they'd probably fuck me on that if I tried to use it

#

I've never rooted my current phone, has made me think about getting an iPhone to replace it

#

I used to always root and flash my phones, all the time, but I don't really need to anymore since I don't work in a call center and rely on my phone to keep me sane all day

golden gust
#

I've pretty much always rooted, but, my first brand new android phone (I've had like 3 new phones in the past, but, I mean, I never cared for latest and greatest, so long as I can browse and stuff), and, I'm at that point where I kinda wanna root it, but, I don't miss the days of worrying if I can even still recieve calls and shit after an update

plucky sparrow
#

The only thing keeping me back from rooting was warranty tbh

magic river
#

I didn't want the hassle of being locked out of my payroll, bank, investment, etc accounts or losing access to disney+ or whatever

#

Or having to jump through hoops to try to convince the OS and those apps the root isn't real

plucky sparrow
#

Oh true

#

I mean there used to be an Xposed module that fixed that if I recall correctly?

wispy blade
#

hey dap i'm telling you ahead of time it's coming out day on monday so you have time to think about how you're gonna come out

plucky sparrow
#

Oh

#

I’m gay

nimble depot
#

I usually had two phones. One was rooted the other one not. I made sure rooted had no personal information or anything of value to me

plucky sparrow
#

Since I did not have a pc I used sketchy root apps kekw

#

KingRoot or smth like that

wispy blade
#

wtf the cafΓ© in my village is for sale

potent fossil
#

wat

wispy blade
#

wdym wat

potent fossil
#

what village

wispy blade
#

the village i live in

potent fossil
#

oh lol

wispy blade
#

too early/late for you, simple?

potent fossil
#

kinda late, but thought you were talking about a game or something

wispy blade
#

go to bed REEeee

potent fossil
#

nah

wispy blade
#

but yeah it's for sale and my neighbours made this flyer like yo yall wanna invest 5k to buy it with ~100 ppl

potent fossil
#

it's selling for half a million?

wispy blade
#

dunno the details, i just saw the flyer

#

but i can check

#

it's selling for 450k

potent fossil
#

how big is it?

wispy blade
#

pretty darn big

potent fossil
#

interesting

void void
#

Time to put that opencollective money to good use

wispy blade
#

700mΒ² according to funda

potent fossil
#

wow, that's cheap for 700 sqm

wispy blade
#

it's got a house above it as well lol

potent fossil
#

however that's netherlands idk

wispy blade
#

.wa 450000 eur to usd

potent fossil
#

did it die again

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Result: $520605.02 (US dollars) (October 8, 2021) - https://is.gd/N32ezF

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potent fossil
#

oh ok

wispy blade
#

it did not

#

wooo

void void
#

Nope, just slow

wispy blade
#

520k usd

#

but lol the catering company next door is also selling its building

potent fossil
#

US is like 5-20k per square meter of real estate (quite variable, depending on area and condition of building)

void void
#

No

potent fossil
#

apparently netherlands is on average 6.9k euro per sqm

#

which would be nearly 5m for top condition

void void
#

Yes

potent fossil
#

so that's low

#

as long as you don't re-release it as yours, im pretty sure that's fine

wispy blade
#

but you still gotta release source if someone asks KEKW

potent fossil
#

yup

void void
#

Good luck getting people to do that

wispy blade
#

i will get the fsf on their ass ezez

potent fossil
#

track your changes, disclose source if someone asks (that is, if they even know you're running a modified copy lol)

#

otherwise you're fine

void void
potent fossil
#

yes, if they have the code

void void
#

You die

potent fossil
#

i mean, sketchy, but...

#

let's be real

#

it's a plugin, are you going to be sued over it

#

highly doubt

#

just some kids will threaten you with legal action that will never actually become tangible

#

so just say fuck off

#

you can sue for whatever you want lol, if you have the money

#

lots of kids like to say they'll do that but they dont have the capital

#

they would win if they actually took it to court, im sure, as it's in the license

#

but they won't

wispy blade
#

mmm today i'm actually gonna start working on paper plugin tutorial series

void void
#

brb gonna sue featherboard dev for sauce

potent fossil
#

that's not how it works

#

they have to give the source if you have the jar already

#

not just because you want it

#

they can argue you are not a customer and are not entitled to it as it wasn't obtained in a proper manner

#

you likely wouldn't even need to do that...just send a proper legal request citing the necessary provisions in the license and most half competent premium devs would likely send the required data

#

but the kids, meh

#

im aware, most of the people in here are

#

yeah you can start paying taxes

#

have fun

#

adulthood is not special, in fact it's just increased suffering

potent fossil
#

..? national taxes, before adulthood?

#

i uh...don't believe it is

#

please cite something about that, that's interesting

#

yeah...after adulthood lol

#

i mean, income tax is for everyone if you pass the tax bracket ofc

#

im talking about property tax, gas tax, etc whatever

#

yes, if you get half your support from someone else they can claim you

#

yes that's why i said national tax not state

potent fossil
#

capital gains KEK

#

im not rich enough (yet) to have that shit over my head

cosmic raft
potent fossil
#

vanguard doesn't let me screenshot but my returns are +$52.82 per share atm

#

wait no, total

#

this app is stupid im checking the website

#

66.771 shares atm @ $110.12 per share at the moment

#

it actually fell $0.31 per share today

#

but that happens

#

its a mutual fund, it just follows the stock market

#

lets see, i bought 27.668 shares at 108.43, then 18.2420 at 109.64, then 13.3490 at 112.37, then 7.3040 at 109.53, then earned 0.2080 shares in dividends

#

when?

#

i bought the first 27.668 in june

#

VTSAX

#

it just follows the entire us stock market

#

it rises and falls a lot

#

my plan is to just keep buying until im ready to retire then withdraw ~4% of whatever is in there a year for the rest of my life and live off of it. it averages ~10-12% returns a year, so it's a decent bet

#

during 2020 it returned over 50% 😭

#

covid shot the market up, ironically

#

instead of crashing

#

yea, the vaccines made it rise basically

#

a lot

#

yea im not really into buying individual stocks, maybe one day but im cool with vtsax and just more or less ignoring it

#

buy shares, forget about it

#

it's very hard to beat the market, but some people can do it here and there (see: warren buffet, that mad lad)

#

but whatever, im fine with not beating the market, i'll just ride it

#

Didn't the tech bubble just pop lol

#

mutual funds are nice

#

im a very lazy investor

#

vtsax includes the stuff that's in vitax, as well as...erm...every other publicly traded company in the US

#

although im thinking of switching to VTWAX, which is worldwide. one fund, maximum diversification

#

yea, i mean, i am invested in tech. and healthcare, and fashion, and transportation, and every other goddamn thing

#

i got a little chunk of everything

#

also yes, i view my investments as money i don't have

#

even though it is able to be withdrawn, i view it as not able to be withdrawn

#

what like hot compilation?

#

when you save your file and then it auto compiles

#

i mean, just...compile it like normal?

#

if you dont have the source you have to decompile it and then build a new project around the source code, basically

#

so go into IJ and make a maven or gradle project, plop the source code into the src folder, and then do all the maven/gradle config shit to add the dependencies it needs and there u go

#

yes, you have to make the project yourself since all you have is the code

#

you should have a pom file in the jar actually

#

you can take that

#

or build.gradle, whatever it has

#

well, then you're shit out of luck. gotta do it yourself

#

not without the original pom / gradle config from the original author

#

if you have that, then yes, IJ can import it

#

yes but you'll still need to fuck around with the pom of your new project to make sure all the dependencies the code needs is in there

#

in that case, it should be fine

plucky sparrow
#

can you have 2 minecraft accounts on the same microsoft account?

void void
#

no

#

Looks like some sort of decompilation issue, the list of runners normally cconsists of strings, but was changed to objects for some reason

potent fossil
#

^

#

you gotta go fix the code

#

you can't, decomp issues just happen

#

yea, this is the life of people who decompile stuff

#

you have to fix what the decompiler failed to do properly

#

that's just how it be

#

sorry m8

void void
#

what decompiler did you use?

potent fossil
#

i mean yea you can try another decompiler but the different one may have other decomp issues

void void
#

it decompiles properly with luyten for me

potent fossil
#

git

#

yup

#

now is a great time for learning

#

i dont use git GUIs so, idk, but you can try those too i guess

#

for me it is

#

i cant comment on guis because like i said, i dont use them

#

Not sure, a config file didn't get included into the jar for some reason

#

Sorry, I need to go to bed so can't help much more :p

#

Good luck tho

worn ember
#

Ello

untold copper
#

haiiii

sharp dune
#

what the last build no for 1.17.0 version @lean kiln

void void
#

The last build for 1.17 is #79

#

you really shouldn't use 1.17.0 though

sharp dune
#

bedwars not working for 1.17,.1 latest build

#

are they working for you?

golden gust
#

!warn 471737871347220502 Read the rules

thorny flickerBOT
#

:raised_hands: Warned PR GAMER#4479 (Read the rules) [1 total infraction] -- electronicboy#8869.

tired heath
#

Simple may I ask you something about add?

cyan marsh
#

Last night I had the strangest dream

wispy blade
#

i was sailing away to china

golden gust
#

shame

#

You're still here

cyan marsh
#

naomi

#

thats my friends dog name

golden gust
#

I was once dating a girl called bailey

#

my grandparents got a labradour

#

They called the dog bailey

#

I didn't have the nerve to tell my gf what they had called the doggo, especially as she didn't like her name

wispy blade
#

tfw

#

lyrics aren't continued

worn ember
#

better

untold copper
worn ember
#

itsd harder cuz you gotta figure out how stuff works first

livid plume
#

so

#

for the plugin messaging channel

#

can back-end spigot/paper servers send/receive to each other too? or would I have to let it go through the proxy first like can i do spigot server a sends to spigot server b or do I need to do spigot server a sends to bungeecord sends to spigot server b

#

like if I get it right all servers can receive and send everything to the same channels right?

void void
#

the messages would have to go through the proxy

livid plume
void void
#

keep in mind that you can only send plugin messages to servers if there is at least one player online

livid plume
#

oooooh snap gotchu thanks

limber knotBOT
#

there is a forward bungeecord channel though if you don't want to make a bungee plugin just for that

alpine raft
toxic bone
#

!

worn ember
#

idk why bungee doesnt have something like that to begin with

still coyote
#

wait what

unkempt drift
#

πŸ˜›

void void
toxic bone
wide chasm
worn ember
#

i know

#

but thats so limited

void void
#

I mean

#

you can just use a message broker

wide chasm
#

Yes, but it keeps the proxy and actual server completely separate.

heady spear
#

literally just spin up a redis instance, throw lettuce into your plugin and use pubsub

worn ember
#

why would you throw lettuce at stuff

wide chasm
#

Or rather, the server doesn't really know about the proxy other than "I'm getting the uuid of this player from something else"

heady spear
worn ember
#

makes sense but i will blame MD anyway

left swift
#

City why does ur color keep changing

heady spear
#

it got inflamed

worn ember
heady spear
#

Have you heard of this event called MCC which gets hundreds of thousands of concurrent viewers?

#

Hm???

worn ember
#

no

true canyon
#

Still haven't, no

heady spear
#

Well, there's a Minecraft server launching under the MCC umbrella

worn ember
#

ah

heady spear
toxic bone
#

minecraft dchacmapion

worn ember
#

that does look pretty cool

#

budget speedrunning

obsidian walrus
#

Hi guys

#

How can i change the startup version on server minecraft?

wispy blade
#

?

obsidian walrus
#

To setting this on java-11

left swift
#

Bonjour

wispy blade
#

install java 11 and uninstall java 8?

obsidian walrus
#

?

#

Link for java-11 please?

elfin steppe
#

Eclipse Adoptium provides prebuilt OpenJDK binaries from a fully open source set of build scripts and infrastructure. Supported platforms include Linux, macOS, Windows, ARM, Solaris, and AIX.

#

select java 11

obsidian walrus
#

This?

quasi valley
#

mfw city advertising mcc again

heady spear
obsidian walrus
#

How can install it on server minecraft?

wispy blade
#

by learning the os

heady spear
#

72k discord members pog

vestal jasper
#

Oh boy

worn ember
#

72k minecraft plebs in one place

#

yuckie

cunning raft
#

Unless you bribe me with your exposure

chrome cosmos
heady spear
#

expose my dick

cunning raft
#

@waxen panther

chrome cosmos
#

@waxen panther

heady spear
cunning raft
#

you may ping broccoli

#

he needs friends

warm anchor
chrome cosmos
hallow copper
chrome cosmos
#

anyways gonna share my speedtest result once the website loads

waxen panther
#

HELLO WTHAT

#

WAS TRYING TO COP A KEYBOARD BUT IT SOLD OUT INSTANTLY

#

PAPERS FAULT

#

i am mad now.

chrome cosmos
waxen panther
#

🧟

cunning raft
#

@waxen panther supreme keyboard?

thorny rivet
#

🧟

warm anchor
#

Ahego keyboard obv

chrome cosmos
#

nasa wifi

waxen panther
chrome cosmos
#

does anyone see the downlaod and uplaod speed?

left swift
#

Be quicker next time

#

L NERD

cunning raft
left swift
#

@waxen panther πŸ‡±

chrome cosmos
#

use a rtx 3080 scrapper

waxen panther
#

It sold in 8 seconds

#

It’s over

#

Unless I move to Singapore …

warm anchor
#

@ lzk

waxen panther
#

@ lzk πŸ₯Ί

chrome cosmos
#

2 weebs sad for imaginary charecters spotted

thorny rivet
#

Smh what is this Trend

left swift
#

Are you friends with snoopa shat

thorny rivet
#

Where even keyboards have to be cloud

#

Unless it comes with built in Cloud for commands

waxen panther
#

I wish

chrome cosmos
#

or downloading bread

left swift
#

Who

chrome cosmos
#

is ligma?

left swift
#

Cares

warm anchor
#

I forgot it’s weekend

thorny rivet
#

Download ram

left swift
#

Can we poll to lock papermc during friday-sunday

waxen panther
#

Yeah we go into 18+ mode

left swift
#

Shut up brocc

waxen panther
#

Wtf !!

left swift
#

I'm paid by city to keep u in ur place

chrome cosmos
waxen panther
#

who say that a weeb XD

left swift
#

Sharvesh just owned u brocc

heady spear
#

broccolai

left swift
#

L nerd!!

heady spear
#

can you just fucking

#

get good

#

?

waxen panther
#

mf using β€œXD” with a minecraft avatar and calling out weebs

#

I am good ?

left swift
#

U mad bro

heady spear
#

so bad

#

bad beyond belief

#

like so bad

waxen panther
#

no GREAT ?

heady spear
#

bad bad bad bad bad

left swift
#

Brocc so not good he cant even get a keyboard

waxen panther
#

shower time .

chrome cosmos
heady spear
#

you don't fucking shower

#

stop lying

waxen panther
#

???

heady spear
#

you're a sweaty nerd

left swift
#

Interface shower

waxen panther
left swift
#

Brocc remember u gotta hold ur breath when u wash ur face otherwise u drown

worn ember
wispy blade
#

@waxen panther does @chrome cosmos deserve a dose of DFPKanTeiRyu XB

left swift
#

Ded selfie

worn ember
#

i am the new dream

left swift
#

Call yourself cream

waxen panther
#

They seem like someone that would be your friend so

#

Not sure they’d hate it

chrome cosmos
waxen panther
#

no shit I’m showing you where you can get one less cringe ?

#

πŸ˜„

chrome cosmos
#

now should i lookk at where you got your copyrrighted profile from

waxen panther
chrome cosmos
wispy blade
#

i need to find the pixiv link for my pfp again

chrome cosmos
#

!help

#

?help

#

carlllll

elfin steppe
#

(help

#

oh wait they changed the prefix nvm then

wispy blade
warm anchor
#

This chat is so cringe

golden gust
#

eat shit

warm anchor
wispy blade
#

why would i eat eternity

warm anchor
#

I am tasty CB_wink

wispy blade
left swift
#

E

#

Theres always gotta be an oskar

#

U ban 1 oskar 3 more appear

ripe sluice
#

πŸ™„

twin lagoon
#

@warm anchor AYAYARie

void void
#

only 250tps?

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther koriLaugh

void void
#

my fork runs at unlimited tpsℒ️

wispy blade
#

exactly

ripe sluice
#

do /display lel

twin lagoon
#

best rie

olive marlin
left swift
#

Oh man

unkempt drift
# ripe sluice

don't advertise @warm anchor 's fork here please πŸ™‚

chrome cosmos
obsidian walrus
#

Who is the diamond upgrade villager ?

left swift
#

Daily shit fork talk

void void
obsidian walrus
#

Please :)) help me

left swift
#

No

#

I dont think I will

void void
tropic flame
#

these forks gotta make the next step, bros!

#

multithreaded is not enough!!

warm anchor
tropic flame
#

it's gotta be multicore now!!!

waxen panther
chrome cosmos
#

server atomic clock sync

left swift
chrome cosmos
left swift
#

2spf

#

I only get 5spf!

chrome cosmos
#

i only get 250 fps on shaders

#

casual rtx 1650 flex

left swift
twin lagoon
left swift
#

Eternity

left swift
#

Michael got owned OMEGAdance

foggy veldt
#

Did someone make red light green light in Minecraft yet?

#

I’m bored

void void
#

probably

chrome cosmos
left swift
#

Who asked you

chrome cosmos
#

πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¬

#

nice the flag of gg

#

:flag_gg

foggy veldt
#

:( the only server I found that has it has barely any players the rest is just a bunch of maps

left swift
#

Give it a few weeks literally every server will have squid game shit

chrome cosmos
#

yes

warm anchor
#

Original idea

chrome cosmos
#

roblox right now
πŸ¦‘

foggy veldt
#

It looks fun but I don’t feel like downloading roblox

chrome cosmos
left swift
#

smiler I made this

warm anchor
#

Guys join my super unique server with citizen towny and jobs on an earth map!!

left swift
#

I'll only join if there is lootboxes and its offline

chrome cosmos
warm anchor
foggy veldt
chrome cosmos
left swift
#

Very cool thanks

chrome cosmos
#

nice

foggy veldt
#

When I join a server and they have shitty chat formatting I leave immediately

left swift
#

How do you ever find a server to play

formal turret
#

do you mean you don't like to see rainbow nicks in your chat??

chrome cosmos
#

or a gay tablist

left swift
#

Yikes

warm anchor
#

Or a side bar that takes up 30% of your screen and with 100% useless information? Nice

left swift
#

You dont use gay like that bro

formal turret
#

or a title telling you to vote that won't go away until you do? Nice

chrome cosmos
left swift
#

Those aren't the same things

foggy veldt
#

I don’t mind the rainbow shit but when everything is bold and the colors don’t go well with each other it triggers me

chrome cosmos
formal turret
#

i like all my chat colors to be muted

chrome cosmos
#

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ