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.addcmd joke DEDs existence
Accurate
where the fuck did i put my phone

.joke
DEDs existence
wow
git fukt
I cry
Sounds like a personal problem
man, i need a new phone cuz the one i have i literally had to tape the screen back on, but i also gotta pay for college next year so i kinda dont have the money to 
just dont go to college
I’m dying because the battery health on my iPhone dropped to 89% 😭
would be stupid to drop out on my last year lol
Isnt the autobahn where theres no speed limits
there is except nobody follows em
nah bruh
iirc, theres like a guideline for how fast you should go but general gist is "don't be a dangerous moron"
max is 130 iirc
and according to mini, there is always posted speed limits in areas for road works, etc
Plenty of sections on the Autobahn have speed limits, around cities it's normally 120
Omg what happens in dutschland
Too much rain?
dutschland 
But yeah, generally, the "Richtgeschwindigkeit", like "this is what everyone should be driving" is 130
yes a bit too much rain
That is crazy
Nothing of value was lost 😂
Fucking criminals are already pumping it out tho, into rivers, so basically into ppls houses
Like, wtf, just wait a few days
Go the right thing one fucking time
profit first, safety later
Could so nicely use it as drainage for nearby rivers
sounds like smth refreshment would say 
Mine too
go sabotage the pumps
yeah mine is legit dying
may was so hot, sommer is sultry and a bit rainy
power and volume buttons are barely working
german weather good xd
Oh mine is good but the battery health is not ok
my 6 year old phone with screen taped to it: hold my beer
my 3 year old budget phone:
i've dropped that mf on solid concrete screen down so many times
i bought it second hand for like 250euro lol, pretty gud investment
I got mine last year
still no major cracks whatshowever
i dropped mine on its corner once
i got mine for 200€
and the speaker on that corner died
and it takes some weird ass acrobatics to get it to charge cuz the charging port is so worn out
lol
Lmao
yeah i just want a new phone cuz android 8 has no features at all 
i think i'm still on the beans one
Heinz Beans.
android 7 here
Only three generations had the s
S apparently means "Speed"
great game

No way
antimatter dimensions!
cancer notation being
I had no idea, sorry if that was obvious. I never looked it up lol
damn it's been a long time since i last played it
My iPhone 6s now sure isn’t speedy
Yeah well, apple does love to say "It's the fastest XYZ we've ever made" and slap an S on it
Which technically may not be a lie
Man the iPhone 6s is a true survivor
But, whatever
Will still be able to run iOS 15 😂
👀
shush
CLIMATE CHANGE BAD!
saw nothing
myes today i will slow down my old phone even more
It will be slow
It can run widgets 🤷♂️
But hey I’m glad that my iPhone will still update for like 5 or 4 more years
That’s something android phones can’t do
With roms ofc
average user will just upgrade after 2 years
Average user wouldn’t upgrade if their phone received updates and worked perfectly fine after two years
most iphone users i've seen have just upgraded every 2 years
Apple brings in money with subscriptions etc so that’s why they can afford to update phones for longer. Android can’t do that
I will do that
Just because of the battery health
And because it’s a flex
android depends on the manufacturers to support their fork of android for that specific model
it just makes no sense to support stuff you're not working on/producing anymore
The problem is that manufacturers release 100 models of the same shit every year
So they end up having 100 different phones
Yh, and then end up killing them
so instead of supporting 400+ different phones after 4 years
just dont
I might not be smart
But what if
They only released like three phones every year
Low end line up, medium end line up and high end line up
And they’re actually good phones like oneplus
Not like xaomi and the 1500 sub brands there are
lol truee
Xiaomi is just a pain
I still don’t know which of their phones are supposed to be high end, low end or mid end
nah, their phones are good for the price
There’s too many to pick from tho
I’m honestly just not into Xiaomi
well no shit you're an apple user
I completely ignore Xiaomi phone reviews
No I like to see what other companies do
i'm just saying they're a good budget option
Xiaomi just doesn’t catch my attention
I’ve only been a full Apple user for one year
I used android last year
2014-2019 i used apple i think
googles tryna improve the situation but it relies on phone manfs giving a shit about you
honestly, I think for my next phone imma get an apple
Android is really good but manufacturers ruin it
android is nice and all but I prefer to buy my devices out right rather than being on contract
be the change you want to see :p
xiaomi 
Well let’s not talk about Huawei
I got Xiaomi Redmi 9A for my brother yesterday, because it was the best cheap new phone I could fine.
But I don't think I could stand using Xiaomi phone.
They’re shamelessly copying all of apple’s features
just like every other phone manufacturer
just like apple themselves stealing from others
Huawei without Google isn’t good
Huawei is just mimicking everything Apple
the hardware is great
Like even the UI
you try inventing a brand new phone ui then :p
There’s this Huawei TikTok account on Spain that is literally making fun of Apple when their os is just a mimic of iOS
Something doesn’t click there
They also say installing stuff on Huawei phones is just as easy as on any android phone when they literally have to download most of their apps from apkmirror
nothing prevents you from flashing a rom on it
Do they even give bootloader unlock codes
I’ve heard you have to pay for it on random websites
never heard of that for any phone
Looks like they made it more of a PITA but looks like there are tools for that?
I think they stopped giving bootloader codes
I think so because I had a P9 and I remember people on the forum talking about it
I feel like there's an unusually high number of trans female paper Developers (no hate, I'm one of them myself). Just something I noticed and found quite amusing
No, we are just known as an open and welcoming community so ppl don't hide
the best devs are the gayest devs /s
Just wanna know why the hell is every like 10th person trans or so
Why not
@wispy blade true
i'm the exception
why not
not that im transphobe im trans as well but like damn whyyy here more trans people on some lgbtq server
@plucky sparrow I wasn't saying anything against it, it was just an observation
I know
Again, because we are welcoming, ppl feel safe here
That's good
But then again, there are thousands of ppl in here
only 30 are active tho
joke's on you i don't have a basement
There are more than 30 ppl active
Haven't seen the light in days
Time zones exists
I know cat that you don't understand time zones and sleep cycles
You just are always away
timezone's 0 cuz cat's not leaving the house any time soon 
HOW
But, still!, it counts, I think!
this is blasphemy
I left my house yesterday to get a haircut and to check if my parents house flooded 😂
might write a jfx app to keep track of how long my starcraft games have taken
That's important,not because of my parents, but because that house is my retirement 😂
ok so can someone explain to me why the Steam Deck has such a shitty resolution?!? Like even the Nexus 7 from 2013 has a full 1080p resolution

phones don't need to game well bro
actually the Nexus 7 has 1200x1920 Oo
yeah that's why i run my minecraft at 320x240
the Nexus 7 is a tablet
that's the only way i can get 50fps
the best one ever made
tablet is just a big phone smh
no that's phablet
it's an APU which is gonna be held a fair distance away from you face
I don't think that high-res reaaaally matters when you're holding it that far away most of the time
yeah but I want high resolution for watching movies
Yeah, no.
if anything they could just scale down the games ¯_(ツ)_/¯
They must somehow provide an upgrade path.
I mean
2012-2014 was the best time for tables it seems, tons of 7/8 inch ones like the Nvidia Shield with high resolutions
You're not gonna be watching movies on a steam device
they were miles ahead of what switch and steam deck offer now 
why wouldn't you?
people watch them on their phones and tablets
why take a tablet with you if you already have a switch/steam deck?
quite literally anything else offers a better experience vs a hunky device?
maybe, but again: why take two devices with you if you can use one?
(besides the fact that there are no good 7/8 inch tablets on the market right now)
yes, but a) phone can't game as well and b) phone is way smaller than a tablet/switch/steam deck
the difference between ~5 inch and 7 or even 10 inch is massive
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I guess the only good argument is battery drain
I mean, the battery life seems meh
better than my T430 lol
practically any decent sized tablet is probs gonna be a better screen too
only the ones with bigger screens
all 7/8 inch ones have the same resolution... I know, I am searching for a nexus 7 replacements for years now lol
i have for school the samsung tab s6 lite, goodnotes is better than samsung notes but therefore I dont pay triple of it 😄
I mean, I just think that a ligher device is gonna be a much better device for watching stuff on
or well, actually samsung released one with a full hd this year I think
I doubt the weight matters if you put it on a table no?
you sure you're always gonna have a table?
just buy one of those camara arms that sticks to all surfaces or something ¯_(ツ)_/¯
seems like an unnecessary amount of effort tbh
I mean, the device looks interesting
I will definitly try to run the index on this just for the lulz xD
But, unless you're getting it specifically for gaming it just looks like a sore dick deal
Wait, no
I got that saying wrong
mfw
Translation of Sore Dick Deal from The AvE Dictionary - Helping the rest of the world understand Uncle Bumblefuck
well yeah, I will definitly get this with gaming in mind
I usually don't get to game because I sit at the PC all day long working... and my body really doesn't want to do more of that if it can help it :S
I actually thought about buying a switch, but this is way better lol
Might as well just get a Powkiddy X15 or X18.
it's just sad that it isn't all it could be but I guess they have to work with certain limitations ¯_(ツ)_/¯
that's an even smaller display
I guess the X17 has 7 inch too
but I doubt it runs linux/windows
Android. So Linux. 
hm, yeah, looks like someone has made a custom firmware to boot linux
As they do.
the specs are a bit punny though
I mean, yea, but, now you're in community support land hoping that it's maintained well enough to survive
streaming? all I see on their pages is emulating but of course streaming will work too
Yeah, that should be fine too.
battery lives matter
but yeah, I'd rather get a valve device that has actuall good specs than some random china stuff 👀
I mean sure it's still china stuff but at least with an american branding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Depends on your use case.
pure high grade chinesium

But looking at the fact that they made a better device than GPD... 
my usecase is: I want a switch, for PC
hm, I wonder if you can get the steam deck to support external video cards
kinda annoying it only has once type c port :S
the dock has 2x usb 2 for some reason 
I guess their logic is that you can run controller via a separate usb controller that way for cheaper or something
Yea, I mean, that's what I'd figure the use for USB is on a portable device
Like, unless you're perma-docking storing is pretty bleh for it
*storage
I hope this can pair directly with the steam controller without having to resort to bluetooth mode... if not that would be dumb lol
I wish they had some info on the "high-speed" for the 512GB Nvme :S
also this is an interesting image: https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamdeck/images/fauxrassic-park.jpg 
https://i.minecraft.ceo/fY8Fjlrx.png ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
heh, that's how i used to play doom on my old intel mac
fauxrassic park
lmao
pretty sure steam os runs kde on top of arch
Jurassic park is such a nice game
I wish there was more environmental things in it like more weather events
be the change you want to see in the game! ;D
I'll change you into a game
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@drowsy kraken pussy
I am speed: https://posili.me/i/2021-07-16_00-18-38.png
the fuck are you doing
Check #share-your-pc bro.
now tell me you managed to get an internet access using 2 paperclips
Someone stole my special Ethernet cable, so I can't get Half duplex 10Mbps to my old laptop... so now I have to run Ethernet over Serial.
wat
This, but to RJ45 instead of Coax:
just make a new one?
That's a sexy dingus end
Find a pinout bro.
now get an iphone on cpu-z
Advice: Don't buy an iPhone.
solid advice 👌
tbh don't buy anything
you'll never be disappointed
i mean
they're all shit
Just, if you don't wanna buy a device every 2 years, apple seems like the better option
over here, contract is basically dying though so
How do y'all launch Minecraft, normally, just for enjoyment (if you do)? e.g. launcher, JVM args, mods
I use MultiMC and was wondering if anyone has their JVM tuned with anything like Aikar's server-side flags.
Labymod 1.16.5, 4g ram, and I use LabysKeystrokes and LabysMinimap
default launcher
I use to use multimc but it's just so clunky
(particularly interested in a multiplayer centric POV - I'm aware that singleplayer uses an integrated server which changes some things)
Ah, is Labymod a modpack?
mostly multimc because it's easier to launch in offline mode when i'm trying to test things that require multiple people
labymod is a pvp client
atlauncher based
MultiMC
Why is macOS’ font (San Francisco) so good
Coz Apple actually put in some time and research to come up with it
you'll never really see a low res on a modern apple product tho
Well no iOS is running in low resolution so not apples problem 😎

Discord bots will have an about me section next week.
lol
this one is good too
i just use roboto and monospace
it is great yes
my favourite font for linux UIs
I use comic san on my Linux console 😎
you monster
👀
comic sans mono
OH GOD
I PREFER SYSTEM FONT 40 ROWS
hack is what I use in my ide iirc
Is it wrong that I think that that looks good?
Yeah
it doesn't look extrmely bad
I mean..
it's pretty gross
it's better than comic sans ¯_(ツ)_/¯
yeah
I should start using that on some of my websites
comic mono improves this so much! https://is.paper.sexy/
Are there any maintained projects that simple generate mojang mapped sources of client and server? Something similar to old MCP. I'm not looking for a Project with a modding api and whatnot. Just a simple way to lookup things in vanilla code.
DecompilerMC does
Thanks, will take a look.
also VanillaGradle
I'm not enjoying this
Thanks jmp, that looks even more interesting.
If you ever feel stupid then remember that there’s people that think macOS is built on Linux
theres worse things to be wrong about
I know but it hurts seeing people thinking they’re smart when they say that
tru
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GPT3...
Should we try and redpill it to divide by zero or rm rf?
Anyone get dynmap working for paper 1.17.1?
use pl3xmap instead
ill give it a try
I doubt my users would care if its 2d
I kinda like the cave view stuff of dynmap
but w.e
I have to build it?
they dont offer a jar?
this isn't dynmap discord
yeah im trying to get a mapping plugin working with paper
?
how do you make a server with papermc anybody got a tutorial?
Ty, I joined their discord as suggested and was able to find the download
wtf is wrong with this MC migration thing
click here to send 6 digit code
I got an email with a 7 digit code???
LOL
Guess I will do it later 
wtf is wrong with weebs
??? leaf
says the f*rry
oh ok
they were like quite some time ago hey were gonna migrate
yes
and from that point i got no info
idek if i have access to the email account my mc account was made with anymore 
idk why discord makes it so if you use arrow up and tab it sends lol
the arrow thing is soo annoying
yeah idc i just wait until they send me mail
yeah idk what they are thinking
are they even using discord on their own or what
i wonder
I tried again
sometimes about the people that do some changes
same thing.
Alternative method?
the page on the migration says 6 digits and the email I got is 7 digits
no alternative method provided.

I don't remember a code
That's definitely new. No results in my email.
just put it in you fucking weeb
it sends to my Mojang email ._.-
Slightly unironically
THAT LOOKS LIKE 7 DIGIT TO ME
Drop the E or J
put it into the launcher
delete the number 
Or that
does it accept the 7 digits
Or or
NOPE
Brute force it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO ENTER 7 DIGIT CODE TO 6 DIGIT SLOT


you take off the last digit
lolololol I hate oracle
maybe it expired you fucking doorhandle
get a new one
this is literally their tutorial

it says six-digit on the bottom image and 7 chars on top lol
YEAH
THE IRONY IS STRONG
LOL
gdi leaft wouldnt believe me 
SMALL STUDIO BTW
the only thing I truly believe in is that all weebs are degenerate
I am go to MC offical DISCORD
OKAY
and do ban RTA by pinning a dev
sir u made me mod
exactly
it takes a degenerate to know and deal with a degenerate
that's the plan? 🤔
@golden gust I'd like to personally thank you for your contributions to paper
makes sense
that explains jroy being mod
wtf babbaj lol
did you just ignore the (dont ping) or what
@ (don't ping)
@golden gust I would personally like to thank you for staying in the UK
wtf lmao?
cat loves pinging tbh
it's OK when cat sees that I pinged him he will forgive
but best is to @ at mods or contributors
best is to @ \everyone 
yeah
hi there mister!
😠
how can i help
stay in the UK
LEAF ME ALONE
no im coming to canada

just to spite u
lol
L O L
fucking UK resident
you can clean even me with soap ❤️
we will bring all of ioe
ill get naked for u
to ur doorstep leaf
ioe?
we will wear a fur suit so Leaf would think we are one of his people @waxen panther



yeah everyone knows paper-1618 is the good one
biggest number = good
true
everyone knows this
chicken stop being unresonable!
mhm. 1.17.1 > 1.12.2 
who said anything about 1.12
you did?
bigger build number is better, but lower minecraft version is better
pwuerureu
bwoccowai
😳
Apparently, within 42 days of Hypixel Skyblock's launch, they had 1.73 million islands running on 112,500 different server instances
Hey!
Have you read one of our dev blogs before? Here's one on our use of Grafana, a tool to generate a bunch of graphs about Hypixel. In these dev posts, we talk about how the technology works on the network.
Today, we'll explain how we handle the storage of player islands on Hypixel SkyBlock...
yeah read down lol
They made their own storage system just for skyblock islands
Public service announcement from The Coding Den staff about social engineering being utilised as an attack vector for server takeovers - psa.md
Who...
Time to get into work, updating the server to 1.17.1 finally.
Hmm I should swap to Prism also, idk
But i will use now bluemap instead of dynmap, kinda curious
OH and the thing it compresses files, damn
apparently CP source is coming by the end of the week
CP's source has been coming soon for like 2 years
its been coming for years
will be cool if does come out though!
yeah but now we've been given a date
lemme go check what day Intelli said idr
"Friday if nothing goes wrong"
as in tomorrow?
mhm
how is he going to keep making that sweet patreon money though if it's open source
I can't seem to get a setblock command to work properly from a sign. Is anyone able to assist?
yes
yes, plugins
depends on the plugin, you might need to let the command execute as admin/console, not as player
some plugins let you choose to how run the command
example if you click on sign, it will make you run the command = no perms or so
but you didn't tell any info so ^^ tell more info
Yes, I understand that. I get a variety of problems depending on my command
if I just run the straight setblock command I get permission errors
or I get "That position is not loaded"
even though it is loaded
I'm on 1.16.5 740
okay, thanks. I'll try that now
get gud
or 
just
103
I mean, t'was only released on the 14th, is the 15/6th today depanding on your tz

yeah i was just saying ^^ still better tho to get builds than nothing at all
paper contributors active

who would complain about updates 👀
i remember they did tho on pterodactyl
and that was a security update lol
glares at the section of the bstats pie chart using 1.8
remind me to figure out caching for actions at some point...
git gud

okay then not maybe guddest 😦
imagine not updating every minute
yeah
Imagine being EterNity

and restart every minute
starts crying
cat I have perfect emoji for you
if u do that ill do smth bad to u cat

yeah sure im hyped
makes cat cry more
Stop screaming snoopa, more studying
why did everyone around here change their pfp?
REEEEE NO ITS LAST EXAM
Stop screaming kiddo
what pfp 🤔
ok
i had this before
i dont see anyone with a different avatar besides snoopa
lets hope it doesn't destroy me
and im not everyone reee
Oh I thought Shadow's was different
@novel horizon you're not funny (or original, for that matter)
why tho
it made sense tho when i said im not everyone 🤷♂️

ok back to updating
let me see bluemap now

I'm still getting "That position is not loaded"
awe he didnt even notice that i was trying to make him cry more
version?
"latest" 👍
If I use this... "/execute as @p at @s run setblock -257 3 218 minecraft:redstone_block" it sometimes works if an OP is on the server
because I'm trying everything I can think of
if they dont have perms it won't work like that
you're basically praying that it runs as a player who can execute it
yep

Executing command: setblock -109 2 476 minecraft:redstone_block
That position is not loaded
now the ETA is at 90H damn
right, but I'm standing like 3 blocks away
It must be a problem with the sign plugin
if (!((CommandSourceStack)context.getSource()).getLevel().hasChunkAt(blockPos)) {// 35
throw ERROR_NOT_LOADED.create();// 36
it works fine if I type it or from a command block
some people said to me USE IT
essx discord is love wth
its so good
send mute messages?
give me that
i also want to use prism instead of coreprotect but idk if i should
Could ban also be added? hmm 🤔
I love it already omg it's so nice
legendary question
yeah xD
that does actually trip up first year CS students lol
but some people may be catched off guard 🤷♂️
its 49 ofc /s
people who are interested in pc tho probably not
I really think questions like that are pretty stupid.
Also questions, “Find the compilation error” and it’s a missing semi colon or smth
most programming class questions have been pretty dumb from my perspective. i finished my programming final in 9 minutes
was supposed to be a 3 hr exam
this is a decent one
so are they training people to read the code and output like computer or....? I dont get this
For my AP comp sci exam in high school, I had to write Java code by hand.
lol
On unlined paper
it's an exercise in understanding what the code will do
Lol
Yes
hjssjjsjj
On unlined paper, which made it 10x worse
the answer is 11
writing code by hand? wait. you guys don't?
same
Yeah, I write plugins by hand, scan them, have a image->text processor extract the text, and compile it
writing is op
snoopa do you even write hindi
Yup, I have the same workflow. I also email an attachment of the scans for version control
by hand?
i can
i kinda miss feature to link accounts tho in essx discord 🤔
no
the only thing i'm kinda missing is the link account thing
but overall it's so great
essx discord has a link thing
ah it's not merged yet https://github.com/EssentialsX/Essentials/tree/discord-addon/account-linking
will be though i presume
that's it then ^^
@cunning raft wen
I also want ban messages to show too
JRoy has lowered his own IQ to 1 to craft the guide
jwoy is open to suggestions
so if your IQ is higher than 1 you will understand the guide.
okay im dumb or idk but those placeholders for LP doesn't work 😦
where would I send this?
M.O.S.S
I think the intergartion can read Discord role perms and use that for initial setup
waht since when does essx have a discord module
theres a essx-discord-feedback channel in moss
ok I will make my suggetion later. brain already dead today
dang that's a pretty readme
even a weeb could follow it
essx+essx discord like 7 MB, discordsrv alone like 9 mb 
shut up leaf. You love me 

the weeb comes out to defend his culture
i think this calls for one of these

Is essx discord a replacement for discordsrv?
no. It's better imo
it doesnt have quite as many features as discordsrv but it has all the useful ones
and most of them are better implemented too, e.g. advancements
it doenst tell the server owner their server is on fire /s
Server room on fire 🔥 ❗
true
wish it set you on fire
But essx XMPP is better right?
i love you too leaf
essx discord great jroy btw
JROY TYPING his 3 page essay as why EsSEX is better
if u dont add bans then im using discordsrv 😠 u dont want that do u
I loved using the discord bridge jroy created to run commands
very fun banning jroy from his own server
as soon as I realized that DiscordSRV had proximity chat built into the main module I knew I had to abuse essential's monopoly power

LOL
Memes aside, it's been planned forever, I'm just the guy that finished it
I think we have a more streamlined product for end users, with the essentials features
i think jroy is mad discordsrv is better in every way
I also spent weeks writing as proper as an API as you can get
Pretty sure DiscordSRV gives you a jda object
And a few events using some weird ass event posting system
i had quite few problems with discordsrv sometimes
and also you cannot almost reload the plugin 👀
I been shilling it to people
if they already have EsSEX installed
for too long, there was no alternative
Speaking of EsSEX, I use to always read PermissionsEx as PermissionSex
yeah the other benefit is that the EssX support team won't call you names, a moron, or ban you
jroy is definitely mad
u are mad

at jroy
I only get angry at weebs
Lol, discordSrv support copies enginehub support? 😛
such pepegas
the amount of spigot reviews I see calling their support staff mean and then the author just brushing it off is amazing
@ wizjany for comment 
I'm not a weeb and you still give me your trash can emotes 😔
lmao
Jroy no chill today 
don't worry jroy is just malding
he is very upset
Someone get a site up with server number comparisons.
how u doing leaf
How many using discordsrv, vs essx discord
BUT EsSEX IS USING THIER MONOPOLY POWER TO BULLY DISCORDSRV
we haven't released yet but last I knew we got 120 or so by day one
reeee
and that's off a discord announcement only
No no, just to see how quickly it rises
I am intereted to see too
yeah I gotta finish link
if only EsSEX website looks better
Have to design the role sync
oh you doing role sync with api for other rank plugin?
There will be plenty API
sync donor rank/mvp etc
Idea is going to be map discord roles to mc groups and vice versa








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