Did we just find out something shadow can actually do?
#general
golden gust
wispy blade
cat suddenly realizes he hasn't shit on my rug yet today
waxen panther
true !
novel horizon
Did we just find out something shadow can actually do?
oh
left swift
Cat is here finally now he can bully the cringe away
novel horizon
i did not expect that
void void
Into the thick of it
deep juniper
cat suddenly realizes he hasn't shit on my rug yet today
That's... quite an odd kink π€
left swift
Authorized admin bullying
left swift
void void
Why is 7 scared of 8
left swift
Because 12345667890
vernal moth
Thats so old
void void
Because 7 8 9
worn ember
Cuz 69
novel horizon
this pic is one of the oldest i have 12 years
left swift
Nice
wispy blade
fuck off DED
worn ember
Go suck a duck
wispy blade
no
deep juniper
π¦
wispy blade
ducks are cringe and exist just to be eaten
wispy blade
idriz bro!
deep juniper
ducks are cringe and exist just to be eaten
are you joking-
Ducks are the superior being!
nocturne agate
Ducks yummu
worn ember
Not everyone is 12 Idris
limber knotBOT
I raise you this sky picture from 2006: https://i.phoenix616.dev/gbYEGl2b.jpg
deep juniper
They can fly, walk and swim. They dominate the three environments!
left swift
Wait wtf is duck not in discord anymore
void void
Undertale dog
frank otter
Ducks are cool
meager tusk
Not everyone is 12 Idris
Ok so by your logic Someone who is 14 should think 12 years ago is not old
left swift
Oh he is idk why it wasnt showing up
meager tusk
Stupid DED
novel horizon
I raise you this sky picture from 2006: https://i.phoenix616.dev/gbYEGl2b.jpg
damn
worn ember
No I'm just laughing at you being a kid 
limber knotBOT
also I guess I technically doxed myself with that picture π
frank otter
I'm abiut 14 and I don't think 12 years ago was that long ago
chrome kite
how to get a consolle
left swift
ducks are cringe and exist just to be eaten
@woven otter bro
chrome kite
for 1.16.5
wispy blade
They can fly, walk and swim. They dominate the three environments!
literally any bird that can fly, can also swim and walk
so
novel horizon
In that time I didn't had anything that could take pics I think
left swift
Penguins can't fly
frank otter
for 1.16.5
how r u runnig it
left swift
Chickens cant fly
frank otter
penguins can't fly
chrome kite
how do i get a console for 1.16.5
deep juniper
literally any bird that can fly, can also swim and walk
Penguins and ostriches, though... π€
void void
frank otter
idk how well a chicken can swim
worn ember
Chickens cant fly
Mine can
potent fossil
how do i get a console for 1.16.5
.download
limber knotBOT
frank otter
how are you running it @chrome kite
chrome kite
how are you running it <@632851096033034241>
paperMC
worn ember
I raise both
granite salmon
frank otter
this answered no questions
worn ember
They taste good
novel horizon
on computer
frank otter
ah yes
granite salmon
i run on potato
chrome kite
is it curre tly running and you want console?
i turn my network off and join from the local host
PaperMC is my server software
frank otter
Ive always wanted to try to run paper on literal paper
wispy blade
Penguins can't fly
i said: any bird that can fly, can also walk and swim
frank otter
Yes but what device is papermc running on
and how are you starting it from that device
wispy blade
chrome kite
and how are you starting it from that device
i open the .jar
chrome kite
<#289587909051416579>
ok
frank otter
<#289587909051416579>
forgot that exists
deep juniper
Well, I will have to go take care of some matters. I will try to be more active while being less demanding with my way of writing - perhaps that'd be the best way to interact with you all? Stay safe! β€οΈ
granite salmon
both are the same channel
chrome kite
forgot that exists
so we go there?
void void
Small potato
novel horizon
Bye Paper-chan
deep juniper
<:pleadinghearts:733625893930532944>
See you later, broccolai π β€οΈ
deep juniper
Bye Paper-chan
see you!
wispy blade
mhm
plucky sparrow
chip
frank otter
Will miss paper-chan
wispy blade
sorry but imagine writing whole paragraphs to say basically nothing
wispy blade
essay mode
vernal moth
Prod error Mail folder
ashen cliff
Mark as read.
frank otter
wait you can get prod errors mailed to you
wispy blade
yeesh
vernal moth
It's monitoring, instana
worn ember
Hello mini. How's your sanity?
void void
Yeah is it difficult coding this?
wispy blade
dont think it's too difficult considering the team has been doing this for a couple years
granite salmon
no they just press one button and the patch is done
novel horizon
It is, I couldn't do it. 
wispy blade
yeah but what can you do, shadow
novel horizon
Paper devs and contributors are great
potent fossil
Some patches are more difficult than others but as they've previously said it's not so much hard as it is a lot of work
wispy blade
dw i insult everyone equally B)
novel horizon
u cannot insult me
granite salmon
md_5 is trying to stop the update
novel horizon
im my worst enemy
my self esteem is so low
you cannot bring it more down than it is
I think π€
left swift
We can try
wispy blade
not a weeb B)
waxen panther
sir ?
left swift
Brocc got smartPWNED
wispy blade
just koishi komeiji enjoyer
waxen panther
@quasi valley
limber knotBOT
(See also #β-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
waxen panther
yea i am bad
left swift
π³
wispy blade
update paper yourself then @worthy sail
mental meadow
!kick @worthy sail Troll somewhere else
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Kicked Samimin#6969 (Troll somewhere else) [2 total infractions] -- aurora#4484.
left swift
Any%
novel horizon
he funny 
wispy blade
he'll be back in 30 s watch
left swift
2 
potent fossil
he already back 
mental meadow
!ban @worthy sail Troll somewhere else
novel horizon
!ban 254489205290303489 Troll somewhere else
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Banned Samimin#6969 (Troll somewhere else) [3 total infractions] -- aurora#4484.
wispy blade
xd
novel horizon
π
mental meadow
I was faster
novel horizon
i knew it
left swift
wispy blade
shadow can't even ban fast π
mental meadow
novel horizon
wth
waxen panther
o
mental meadow
boom
warm anchor
vernal moth
My teams telegram group is in fire
novel horizon
vernal moth
Am still laughing and crying at the same time
novel horizon
was first for me, but i was waiting for his message
i guess aurora was so ready that idk
okay typing challenge
mental meadow
BUNNY
novel horizon
its bunny
mental meadow
typing challenge? got it
warm anchor
No itβs a big ball of hair to me
novel horizon
left swift
Chunky bunny
mental meadow
I can continue after him
meager tusk
<@!589898090174218243>
?
left swift
Jroy in storm?
waxen panther
whats your github idriz
waxen panther
meager tusk
whats your github idriz
um idrizp
waxen panther
average american
blazing quarry
i just wanna say keep up the good work paper, take your time, you are great devs
left swift
They kicking him out of the mcdonalds for using all the free wifi
waxen panther
um idrizp
ok i was about to use a plugin from someone with a panda avatar and i was just making sure it wasnt you
meager tusk
ok i was about to use a plugin from someone with a panda avatar and i was just m...
wow..
Ok.
meager tusk
Well I was just about to eat this green plant but I remembered your name is broccoli so i threw it out.
waxen panther
i love u
meager tusk
Same.
vernal moth
Aurora stop ddosing my poor website
novel horizon
so anyone typing? https://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
vernal moth
It's already dead
novel horizon
someone slow pls
mental meadow
novel horizon
wispy blade
@novel horizon on my laptop with lots of input lag
novel horizon
yeah see im not that bad finally
wispy blade
can't type if it takes half a second for the letter to even appear on my screen
mental meadow
Aurora stop ddosing my poor website
thats what you get for not replying to my mails
left swift
You know what they say about fast typers
vernal moth
Cool thing is, I build a automatic failover a while back
twin lagoon
fucking noobs
vernal moth
I have a backup website
vernal moth
But it didn't failover because the failure happened at an unexpected location in the chain
So no way for me to react to it
potent fossil
I can't touch type lol, I learned my own way to use a keyboard and now I can type like 90-110 wpm in a really scuffed way
meager tusk
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609886410807443468/853276488484126740/unk...
what's this website called
potent fossil
But I really should learn touch typing
wispy blade
monkeytype
twin lagoon
monketype
waxen panther
how do you do 110 without touch typing
wispy blade
you just do
meager tusk
of course michael would use a website called monkeytype
novel horizon
I type in a really weird way too, unfortunately
wispy blade
okay laptop die
potent fossil
I just use like 6 of my fingers
novel horizon
I like use only 7-8 fingers at most, sadly
novel horizon
it depends, but my right hand is used.. maybe even index finger and thumb or so
but still good enough for me
meager tusk
Thank you !
novel horizon
180 wpm i wish lol
novel horizon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609886410807443468/853276488484126740/unk...
β
what are those tests
160 wpm 400 characters only?
that's like 2 letter words
novel horizon
oh it's 30 s also
minor badge
looks like 30s with random words
potent fossil
This is my scuffed typing https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Wise-Urva-b9.png
novel horizon
yep
twin lagoon
https://i.imgur.com/VYehfwg.png
Bro!
minor badge
I like the quotes stuff
novel horizon
everyone is bro here β€οΈ
twin lagoon
30s with random words yes
twin lagoon
Bro!
meager tusk
Getting there π₯Ί
minor badge
due to it being proper grammar and punctuation and whatnot so it gives a better flow
novel horizon
yep damn
minor badge
michale EPIC
humble topaz
pls don't feed me to goblins π’
potent fossil
Here's if I touch type :))))) https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Oblong-Harlequinbug-14.png
novel horizon
touch type tho
potent fossil
?
novel horizon
aurora π
twin lagoon
owowa
novel horizon
my bad
wide chasm
I still type with two fingers lol
potent fossil
I don't use two. Both my thumbs are on space, then I use my index and middle finger on both hands
The pink and ring finger do nothing on both hands
Lol
potent fossil
touch typing is the proper method and I'm very slow at it
novel horizon
but also meh
wide chasm
If I have a good day I may use my thumb for the space bar occasionally, but otherwise only my index fingers will be getting used.
potent fossil
You must have extremely strong index fingers
wide chasm
I guess they're stronger than my other fingers, but don't know if they're that strong
meager tusk
actually same
i rarely use any other fingers on my right hand besides my index one
on the left hand i use all of them tho
potent fossil
and you got 160wpm excuse me
meager tusk
169 actually
meager tusk
Indeed.
wispy blade
13^2
meager tusk
Funny, right?
abstract aspen
left swift
Good math simple
wispy blade
ok dkbay
left swift
I hated the way they taught typing in school
wide chasm
That's impressive with all ten fingers, let alone only six
left swift
I was already really good at typing by then cuz of runescape 
wispy blade
KEKW
left swift
The keyboard covers and the stupid home row method was so slow and agonizing I hated that class
potent fossil
actually same, I had a typing class and they tried to get us to do ten finger typing on these little machines but I had well over 100 wpm with my method and 30 wpm with touch typing and the teacher was like um
"you just keep doing what you're doing"
wispy blade
lmao
left swift
My teacher was a bitch
meager tusk
That's impressive with all ten fingers, let alone only six
it's interesting because i used to type with all 10
wispy blade
were they just keyboards with an lcd screen simple
left swift
She would yell at you for not doing the way she talking
wispy blade
cuz i had those as well
potent fossil
My teacher was ancient, and she was so excited to be teaching typing bc she learned how really late in life and was happy she could write letters really really fast
It was wholesome but also annoying
potent fossil
were they just keyboards with an lcd screen simple
yes
wispy blade
yooooo
left swift
She was one of those "public shaming is best way of learning mistakes" teachers
wide chasm
I didn't ever had any typing classes
wispy blade
those things're called AlphaSmarts iirc
wide chasm
Given I'm still stuck at using two fingers, maybe it would have been useful to get them.
left swift
Should've played runescape when u were younger
You would've been taught the ways of keyboard warrior right away
wide chasm
lol
wispy blade
i had an after school/online typing course
meager tusk
i never knew people actually practiced typing i just typed a lot and got used to it i guess
wow i'm pretty sure if i was taught like proper typing technique i'd be fucked
left swift
Ya american schools make you learn everything you need to know to go work in a cubicle for minimum wage the rest of ur life
wispy blade
the teacher was super annoying but still finished exam pretty well
potent fossil
Btw if anyone wants to try to learn 10 finger typing, you can try https://www.keybr.com/
There's typing.com but it's annoying and makes you do a "course" but keybr just lets you type and will adjust itself if it notices you have trouble with specific letters
wispy blade
not in NL π
broken iris
i wont ask about ETA
wispy blade
my parents enrolled my litle sister in a typing course and she just never practiced lmao
obtuse jasper
k
left swift
K
void void
PETA
icy osprey
When I was in school we had to take a test for English and get a certain score to be able to opt-out of that class and into keyboarding.....
meager tusk
apparently they're teaching my little brother typing too
left swift
The future
meager tusk
Albania Need Fast Type
wispy blade
need fast typers to defend KGBSpigot bro
ashen cliff
Albania Need Fast Type
Need to type out at least 4 slurs per second.
left swift
I blame that on autocorrect
wispy blade
i got into grammar because vocab ez
so
my stuff is usually on point
and if i do it wrong blame dutch habits 
meager tusk
Need to type out at least 4 slurs per second.
need to look up sources when asked history related questions and you say some bullshit and now you need to back it up
left swift
That gooder grammar
left swift
need to look up sources when asked history related questions and you say some bu...
I blame Democrats for this
obtuse jasper
ok
wispy blade
source?
left swift
Source: me
wispy blade
can't refute that
wispy blade
very reliable source
wispy blade
TRUE
left swift
Fact!
obtuse jasper
sus
ashen cliff
Snus.
ashen cliff
Daily reminder:
https://negev.posili.me/i/2021-06-09_15-00-56.png
meager tusk
Daily reminder:
https://negev.posili.me/i/2021-06-09_15-00-56.png
Most reliable search engine in the west
ashen cliff
Fact!
wispy blade
KGBGoogle when bro
worn ember
Daily reminder:
https://negev.posili.me/i/2021-06-09_15-00-56.png
well its not really wrong
void void
last timber
Note: please don't ban or kick me I just want to ask how much work is done for papermc 1.17 in percentage
potent fossil
You asked earlier.
void void
Yeah same
worn ember
more than 5%
ashen cliff
Another one bites the dust. 
wispy blade
YEP
vale tiger
Is there a place we can donate and buy the devs some Coffee? I'm a java developer myself and i've been watching the streams. I know what they are going through!
void void
Whats everyone's favorite cat or dog breed
vale tiger
Perfect, thanks!
worn ember
send mini your money
void void
Yes
potent fossil
(at least thats what he told me)
worn ember
he will distribute money to other contributors
thats what he wants you to think
potent fossil
ye lol
unkempt drift
mm hmm
worn ember
π
last timber
more than 5%
π©
vernal moth
I mean, to make my life easier donate directly to ppl, lol
potent fossil
π
golden gust
The progress is all public and shit
We're not gonna stop everything to work out a % for you
Go do it yourself.
void void
Lol
last timber
π©
potent fossil
Ye we been dealing with this all day. They skirt around asking for an ETA by asking for a progress percent
Same exact damn thing
ashen cliff
Someone better make an ad infested progress website.
vale tiger
lol fair enough, i'll look around here for some paypal or other thinks, Thanks!
potent fossil
Should be fed to goblins.
ashen cliff
Let's get this π.
wispy blade
make kash edit the message
worn ember
Dont forget the people that provide moral support (aka me)
golden gust
fuck off DED
worn ember
worn ember
banned
golden gust
naomi, naomi, naomi.
void void
Who else likes hamburgers?
golden gust
I will shit on your rug.
wispy blade
please shit on my rug daddy π₯Ί
worn ember
void void
potent fossil
Cat has ruined hundreds of my rugs over the years
last timber
We're not gonna stop everything to work out a % for you
I was just asking coz I thought you might know about it
worn ember
i gave up buying rugs
ashen cliff
It's that time again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMvudTBBQNw
void void
Lol can't people just wait? People need time to code
potent fossil
Says the guy who just said "me too" to the dude asking for an ETA
wispy blade
there's no progress%, there's no "when", there's only waiting
worn ember
We require instant updates, or we're talking to the manager
last timber
Waiting for about a week for 1.17
fossil sparrow
#β-1-17 message lol. "les cons, ca ose tout. c'est mΓͺme a ca qu'on les reconnait" -- Michel Audiard (Les Tontons Flingueurs)
potent fossil
It's been four days.
limber knotBOT
Just be patient.
potent fossil
And you know what happened in those four days?
void void
It hasn't been a week
worn ember
Waiting for about a week for 1.17
go use spigot then π
potent fossil
They have worked their asses off, NON FUCKING STOP, 24 hours a day for those 4 days.
Non. Stop.
Do you realize how disrespectful you shitbags are I swear to god
I'm going back to star trek lmao
limber knotBOT
It's like thay don't need sleep
worn ember
good job, you made simple enter boomer mode
last timber
Do you realize how disrespectful you shitbags are I swear to god
I respect them very much
void void
Anyone like the color blue?
wispy blade
gecko i really wonder about your age
worn ember
void void
Dev lives matter
potent fossil
I forgot I installed gitify and it just scared the shit out of me
meager tusk
They have worked their asses off, NON FUCKING STOP, 24 hours a day for those 4 d...
it's funny that you waste your energy explaining this over and over again
you know they're gonna ask the same shit over and over again
meager tusk
just kick these people warning them not to ask for an eta and move on
and next time they do it
π¨
wispy blade
eta role when
potent fossil
yea but now they're being douchebags and skirting around asking for an ETA by asking how many patches are done
meager tusk
tomato tomato
potent fossil
It's just like, wtf yall
meager tusk
they know what they're doing
void void
If people ask for a eta I would just mute them untill papermc 1.17 is out
last timber
It's just like, wtf yall
You also disrespect people
mossy vessel
Give them a role and put all eta people in one channel 
void void
Yes
meager tusk
You also disrespect people
You reckon they might have a reason to do so?
true canyon
But I want to use my yeet stick
vast idol
Maybe just add in the eta message to watch the stream to see the process involved. I assure you when they see it they will stop lol
meager tusk
They explained to you that there's no ETA. Asking for a percentage is just basically asking for an ETA again
void void
We should make a eta jail
analog yew
paper is slooooow for 1.17
icy osprey
I mean the commits are public right? People can see the progress there if they really need a play by play right?
wispy blade
paper is slooooow for 1.17
no u
potent fossil
they are indeed public lol
meager tusk
paper is slooooow for 1.17
π
worn ember
paper is slooooow for 1.17
i was fast in ur mom last night
true canyon
The ETA info is easily accessible. We cannot account for illiteracy and other reading comprehension troubles. The universe responds by providing people who do worse.
potent fossil
i was fast in ur mom last night
r/suicidebywords
golden gust
There are people working 24/7 rebasing 800+ changes over spigot, ontop of switching to a new entire set of tooling stack too
Seriously, if you wanna cry that it's slow, fuck off
void void
paper is slooooow for 1.17
I've looked at how long it takes for paper to update to newer versions and there on normal pace
true canyon
But let's stop with attacking each other over this. We can be respectful and simply remove the disrespectful people. :)
wispy blade
do it you wont /s
last timber
Your devs don't even know how much work is done and how much is left
worn ember
paper 1.0 vibes
mossy vessel
Yall have no license to shitpost on how slow/fast paper updates.
vast idol
most average people dont understand any of it tho, and are just anxious. Id say overall its a lack of knowledge vs trying to be disrespectful, in most cases
potent fossil
Your devs don't even know how much work is done and how much is left
I have absolutely no more energy lmao
golden gust
We know how much work is done, we know how much work is left
potent fossil
I'm leaving see y'all in a few hours
wispy blade
bye simple
true canyon
Your devs don't even know how much work is done and how much is left
They do. Now stop making false claims and read the update channel links.
golden gust
We're not going to stop development and shit everytime somebody wants to know how much work is done to give them a % or whatever the heck they want
wispy blade
hm yes the people who are literally working on it dont know their workload
worn ember
god this channel is aids today lmao
void void
Agreed
wispy blade
when is it not lmao
mossy vessel
when ded is asleep
true canyon
Far too much attacking each other. Let's all step back, think happy thoughts, and be kind :)
obtuse steeple
We're not going to stop development and shit everytime somebody wants to know ho...
Whats the ETA? I want to be fed to the goblins!!!
Mods im kidding about ETA please don't ban me
golden gust
!kick @obtuse steeple no
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Kicked _UpInSmoke_#5578 (no) [1 total infraction] -- electronicboy#8869.
last timber
Lol
void void
...
worn ember
ban him
void void
It's a bunch of ungrateful ignorant degenerates asking about ETA lmao
worn ember
so he can make a leddit thread how paper is toxic
wispy blade
i will do the shitting on people, then cat can keep shitting on rugs and whatever else it is that cat does
true canyon
It's a bunch of ungrateful ignorant degenerates asking about ETA lmao
Let's be nice to each other :)
icy osprey
paper team is doing a great job π
analog yew
I've looked at how long it takes for paper to update to newer versions and there...
fucking pur took 2 days to finish
quasi valley
but why would I be nice to cat of all people
true canyon
so he can make a leddit thread how paper is toxic
It's getting toxic with all these people attacking each other
blazing quarry
has anyone gone swimming this summer yet?
void void
Me
honest fulcrum
whats the eta for 1.17?
quasi valley
void void
last timber
has anyone gone swimming this summer yet?
Yup
quasi valley
paper general, everyone
worn ember
It's getting toxic with all these people attacking each other
toxic wasteland is where i thrive, but i'll be nice cuz its you who asked π
wispy blade
swimming? with what i look like? hell nah
true canyon
Remember the people begging for eta are likely children who have struggled with patience. Be kind. Be nice. And let us just boot the rude folks :)
blazing quarry
I went swimming in a small pond but not in seawater that's too cold
golden gust
.eta
limber knotBOT
(See also #β-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
true canyon
I went swimming in a small pond but not in seawater that's too cold
Hoping to swim soon!!!
void void
fucking pur took 2 days to finish
You have been really quiet I wonder why
quasi valley
drop it, gecko
plucky sparrow
IntelliJ IDEA uses java to update itself, what a madlad
worn ember
wat
blazing quarry
i'm optimistic about this summer, gonna be a lot of long nights hopefully
true canyon
While I love a good joke, kindness and directing to the eta info is the best call :)
worn ember
glad non of my software is this popular, i'd be slapping nubs left and right with the ban hammer
crimson kayak
It's like a honeypot
ashen cliff
@meager tusk bro!
crimson kayak
Best thing is that it might work
terse marsh
Are the goblins still hungry? Because I have a feeling that they had a feast in the last couple of days.
worn ember
they're bottomless pits
potent fossil
They don't eat between releases, they're still hungry don't worry.
blazing quarry
the progress on paper 1.17 is exactly 52%
wispy blade
worn ember
ew, old people music
void void
Imma pass out, ya'll have a nice day
icy osprey
okay zoomer
wispy blade
it's literally too fonky to be old people music
vast idol
Never gonna give you up
blazing quarry
we're no strangers to love
potent fossil
anyway if I was rude to anybody over asking for an ETA or whatever, I apologize π i'll just send .eta and #β-1-17 and keep the mods on speed dial (#69) in the future
void void
terse marsh
Any ETA for Paper 1.19?
worn ember
thats a big rat
wispy blade
that's a weird cat
true canyon
Any ETA for Paper 1.19?
Please don't. :)
terse marsh
runs to the goblins
void void
That's my fucking dog
icy osprey
sweepy pup
wispy blade
we do a little trolling
true canyon
That's my fucking dog
Looks like a regular dog to me
void void
Bruh you said it looked like a big rat
void void
Any ETA for Paper 1.19?
worn ember
are you sure you've not been feeding your hamster too much π
wispy blade
gecko too young to get the joke
lyric hinge
Download @ https://backtothefuture.papermc.io
ashen cliff
We even added dots to the /version command after 20 years of development.
icy osprey
My dog is a party animal
blazing quarry
When is Paper 2 coming out?
worn ember
Bruh you said it looked like a big rat
its a smexy dog
terse marsh
Download @ https://backtothefuture.papermc.io
You do realise that some users, including myself, clicked the link.
lyric hinge
π Gotta make sure it's not real
wispy blade
someone add finding nemo seagulls asking for eta on eta.papermc.io or smth lol
void void
(I know I can't cut things out :-:)
void void
Nah I'm out
wispy blade
we do a little trollin
left swift
Who is we
worn ember
gritty grove
Dam
golden gust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3YkiMDS5y8&t=231s
I mean, gotta watch the full thing for context, but, #classic
vast idol
All full of minecraft version installs
left swift
Yes max out ur ssd
blazing quarry
damn you need to give speedy boii some space
left swift
We talked about this before ded
worn ember
DED what did I tell you about downloading and hoarding Hentai?
i got 2 more for that
blazing quarry
he cant be speedy with that much stuff on it
golden gust
(actually, gotta watch more than the full thing for context, basically, tri-jet, engine in the back went boom, fractured all the hydrualic lines so no controlof control surfaces and such)
worn ember
i wanted to load up photoshop but its not letting me cuz my drives are full??
adobe plz
gritty grove
Mines aren't even 25%
potent fossil
yea united 232 was wild
blazing quarry
that 2tb hdd is just full of pirated movies but dont tell hbo
wispy blade
@ HBO
left swift
waxen panther
blazing quarry
what are you doing in my country fbi
this must be some violation of international law
mossy vessel
ceo of news
worn ember
i really hate how programs in windows have to be installed in the os drive
golden gust
The trick to watching movies you wanna watch legally is to check netflix, then amazon, then the other one, then the other one, then give up and sail the seas for it
waxen panther
wb bb π
ty π₯Ί
blazing quarry
you have no power in norway mr u.s. agent
left swift
The trick to watching movies you wanna watch legally is to check netflix, then a...
I'll sail your seas
wispy blade
π³
blazing quarry
the trick to watching movies for free is to use your friend's netflix account without telling them
left swift
Respectfully
golden gust
I mean, at least here in the UK, netflix is trash
royal kernel
Its not illegal if you dont get caught 
golden gust
amazon is k but netflix seems to get a biiiit more of the newer stuff, but, hardly enough for me to care to pay
wispy blade
except that's not how laws work
left swift
Yeah uk shows suck
blazing quarry
i met a girl on a date once and we watched netflix and i got her to log in on my phone. i don't see her anymore but i've been using her netflix account ever since
golden gust
most of the shows I wanna watch end up on shit like HBO in the US, so, like...
left swift
US Office > UK office
golden gust
UK humour is just different
wispy blade
Limmy's Show tho π€
golden gust
I mean, we've been tainted by US comedy for years
royal kernel
I dont get uk humour
waxen panther
golden gust
But, a lot of stuff which we copy just doesn't work well in general or translate back well
left swift
Not even people in the UK even get uk humor
golden gust
I mean, a lot of it's self deprecation or rattling on your mates
minor badge
that 2tb hdd is just full of pirated movies but dont tell hbo
Informing Datatilsynet!
golden gust
But, I mean, even that's slowly being tainted by all the US shows we get
minor badge
left swift
meager tusk
<@589898090174218243> bro!
Bro!
wispy blade
AIVD doe open
blazing quarry
i dont wanna pay for every single streaming service just to get access to all the movies. these companies need to come to an agreement where they combine their platforms so we dont have to pay 5 times over
meager tusk
yea or be balkan and don't pay at all
royal kernel
That would require them to work together though, lol
left swift
Capitalism
meager tusk
it's exclusivity
Not so exclusive when I can find them all in {insert piracy website of choice here}
blazing quarry
the advantage of netflix was we paid less for netflix than traditional tv but now streaming is starting to be just as costly
ashen cliff
Bro!
I see you finished KGBTuinity bro! Good job.
https://posili.me/i/2021-06-14_16-37-39.png
blazing quarry
lol what is kgbtuinity
ashen cliff
Can't tell you bro.
golden gust
no
ashen cliff
Yes bro.
blazing quarry
i wanna buy kgbtuinity on the dark web
royal kernel
Top secret mc server
blazing quarry
what's the secret codeword... uh i'll have a double cheeseburger with extra fries and garlic wink
meager tusk
I see you finished KGBTuinity bro! Good job.
https://posili.me/i/2021-06-14_16-3...
Bro.
mellow mulch
hi
blazing quarry
isnt that how shady burger shops sell drugs? they have a secret order where they put the weed in the package
meager tusk
Thought we kept this under wraps.
void void
meager tusk
I forgive you this time because you are my bro.
ashen cliff
Good bro.
left swift
Dog channel when simple
meager tusk
Also please keep up to date with KGBTuinity! You don't want to miss important patches!
wispy blade
my
blazing quarry
bro the Minecraft Create Mod looks sick
void void
WhEn iS thE ETA for PaPeR 1.16789?
left swift
Who
blazing quarry
i believe paper 1.16 is already out
golden gust
still waiting for somebody to come up with an original ETA joke
ashen cliff
Bro.
blazing quarry
remember when you put another digit in a decimal number you just get a fraction
meager tusk
Yeah please send me Paper 1.16789
Too bad.
ashen cliff
Can't make ETA jokes, when we already have the software working.
void void
*still waiting for somebody to come up with an original ETA joke*
The current ETA of paper 1.17 is the same ETA when you will graduate college
blazing quarry
so 1.16789 < 1.17
void void
Is that original enough
meager tusk
Still just a "eta in a long time" joke.
void void
yeah with a diploma from paper 1.17
royal kernel
If you ask for the eta, yo will get the eta till your ban
void void
People that ask for a eta will get coal for christmas
ashen cliff
I need that.
blazing quarry
The current ETA for Paper 1.17 is the same ETA when I get a girlfriend
void void
Lol
meager tusk
I need that.
Gonna be a cold winter bro.
ashen cliff
True bro.
golden gust
ITT: We all be naughty and fuck over the world with the coal we get
blazing quarry
so never
left swift
Good ol coal fuckin
blazing quarry
do you know who else had a cold winter? napoleon when he marched into Russia
void void
People that don't ask a for a eta will get this for christmas
left swift
Who?
blazing quarry
700,000 healthy men march into war. 4,000 came back alive, the rest froze to death
ashen cliff
SEKIRA BRO!
meager tusk
FACT!
harsh frost
700,000 healthy men march into war. 4,000 came back alive, the rest froze to dea...
the guys who died asked him for an ETA
void void
Yes
blazing quarry
that's true
meager tusk
Gonna need him to get some Π΄ΡΠ²ΠΎ ready for me bro.
vale rune
Bro? No cold winter in Kosovo bro!
meager tusk
Bro? No cold winter in Kosovo bro!
If you live in Taslixhe you FREEZE BRO.
wispy blade
no cold winter in NL either bro!
void void
Minecraft slime
meager tusk
We fucking shit coal bro!
INEFFECTIVE IN TASLIXHE. NEED WOOD!
vale rune
BRO!
blazing quarry
It's an interesting piece of history. The Russians intentionally burned the capital Moscow so when Napoleon got there they would have no food or resources. So they all starved and froze
vale rune
The KOSOVO / SERBIA border is basically free wood.
golden gust
#RussianWintersBeLike
blazing quarry
They took the capitol but lost all the same
meager tusk
The KOSOVO / SERBIA border is basically free wood.
wispy blade
looks at dutch earth gas industry
wispy blade
Do it bro!
meager tusk
Apparently it doesn't get dark until very late there.
worn ember
nothing there but potheads
void void
If you ask for a eta you will see this when you wake up
meager tusk
If you ask for a eta you will see this when you wake up
FREE FOOD!
wispy blade
nothing there but potheads
this man has been to tilburg
kruikezeikerstad during carnaval
worn ember
tbh i dont think i've ever been to the dutchies
blazing quarry
i was there in amsterdam once
meager tusk
Bro.
blazing quarry
dont worry i didnt do anything there it was just a flight stop
twin lagoon
said no one ever
meager tusk
The cells could be better.
wispy blade
said no one ever
found the amsterdammer
blazing quarry
is it just me or do you think people who go to amsterdam are instantly sus
meager tusk
The hague is where people can sneak in very deadly drinks.
Isn't that right @ashen cliff?
blazing quarry
they want that legal weed
ashen cliff
Fact!
blazing quarry
and..other things
wispy blade
i think people who go to amsterdam dont want to see the actual netherlands
worn ember
does anyone actually want to tho?
wispy blade
TRUE
worn ember
god i'm so tired and its only 5pm
potent fossil
I just wanna post up in a cafe with my coffee and joint
worn ember
pretty sure you cant smoke pot in public lol
meager tusk
Dutch cheese is good.
golden gust
My mate in amsterdam smoked in the park a few years ago, but apparently they where being more antsy about it due to torists
potent fossil
ok i googled. it's tolerated but not appreciated.
wispy blade
havent met a single person smoking weed
empty orbit
is there some kind of papermc 1.17 beta?
blazing quarry
people go to amsterdam for red light district
potent fossil
but you can smoke it in public if you wish
wispy blade
smoking is generally frowned upon though
potent fossil
ye thats what i read
wispy blade
dude you can go biking everywhere
meager tusk
Bicycle country.
potent fossil
"it's not looked upon nicely, but if you so desire nothing will stop you from having a joint in a cafe or taking home 5 grams (or less)"
wispy blade
yeah
worn ember
weed stinks
meager tusk
btw i live in the middle of weed farm province
Do you do the weeds?
wispy blade
no
worn ember
also you cant smoke inside in general
meager tusk
Can I buy five of weeds?
worn ember
wispy blade
only thistles
blazing quarry
my friend ate weed once he said it was the worst thing ever
meager tusk
Weed salad?
golden gust
I mean, eating and smoking work differently
meager tusk
Least Albanian meal.
golden gust
Like, eating you're more likely to just like, mentally phase out
worn ember
catnip
golden gust
and, because you eat it, more of it hits you sorta like at once
ashen cliff
We usually just absorb it.
potent fossil
Or I'd grab my coffee and go walk to the beach and chill there and smoke
blazing quarry
yes, he said he became really paranoid
worn ember
We usually just absorb it.
i read that as abort π
ashen cliff
That too.
wispy blade
Or I'd grab my coffee and go walk to the beach and chill there and smoke
that's why you go to the hague
golden gust
I mean, theres a lot of factors in weed
Like, even the strain can offer huuuuuge differences between them
meager tusk
We usually just absorb it.
They put it as salad in Albanian hamburgers.
worn ember
weed expert cat talking
potent fossil
well, meh
meager tusk
LAZARAT hamburger!
wispy blade
catnip expert cat*
worn ember
vaping in 2021
potent fossil
i mean vaping weed lol
meager tusk
Vaping died so quick
potent fossil
specifically
meager tusk
I'll never understand how vaping died so quick
worn ember
Vaping died so quick
i mean, it only takes a few exploding in your face lol
potent fossil
Vaping is dead in california because they changed it from 18 to 21 years old, same as alcohol
But it's alive and well in the Philippines
meager tusk
Kosovo used to be filled with vape shops.
wispy blade
philippines
worn ember
cant vape with a mask on
meager tusk
Literally nobody vapes anymore
blazing quarry
Sometimes I wish I was alive in the age of Woodstock
meager tusk
Fell out of fashion really quickly
potent fossil
I used to be Spigot's resident vape expert
potent fossil
md once pinged me in a thread to answer someone's vape question and called me that
lmao
wispy blade
lol
worn ember
only cool thing about vapes is the cloud tricks
wispy blade
SimpleAuthority, Authority and Expert on Vapes
wispy blade
pepela
worn ember
wispy blade
cant stop reading it with an overly italian accent
wind mason
.eta
limber knotBOT
(See also #β-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
wispy blade
finally, someone who gets it
blazing quarry
that's a bot
wispy blade
yeah but they dont just go like ETA WHEN???????????? GIVE ETA NOW >:CCCCCCCCC
blazing quarry
yeah that's not how you do it
the correct way is to ping every user on the "core team" list and ask them when it's done, and then send them a private message
if no one responds, ping everyone on the online list one by one, starting from the top until someone responds
woeful urchin
potent fossil
fucking fucker, i thought i signed up for a 100% online summer class
turns out it has lectures
oh well i guess
god damn it
wispy blade
if no one responds, ping everyone on the online list one by one, starting from t...
SuckMyFoot moment
golden gust
||gotta get some of that sweet ass toe jam||
wispy blade
god that guy was annoying
left swift
Sweet ass
peak thistle
Wait, wait, wait. So if I wanted to be eaten by goblins, I just need to say βWhen is 1.17 support going to be ready?β
peak thistle
xP
left swift
Hi Joey
marsh fog
umm, hey guys, is there a proximity voice chat plugin for minecraft without using discord and all the other stuff, i mean i want the positional audio inside the game π if anyone has an idea about it can you pls help me
cunning raft
you'd need a client mod
void void
I wanna be fed to goblins today
blazing quarry
paper is a great server jar take your time devs
void void
when will 1.17 be out
peak thistle
Shouldnβt threaten people with a good time if you donβt want people taking advantage of the situation!
golden gust
given the whole premise of bukkit being designed to allow non-modded clients, requiring a client mod for server functionality is just redudant
cunning raft
!kick @void void so funny
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Kicked Gizmo Gaming#5113 (so funny) [1 total infraction] -- Joshie#0001.
keen crown
I wanna be fed to goblins today
left swift
Wasnt there a mumble plugin for voice chat
vernal moth
I would have insta banned tbh, they asked for it
golden gust
Well, yea
left swift
I also think discordsrv has something for ingame voice
golden gust
Just, mumble
peak thistle
I also think discordsrv has something for ingame voice
They do
golden gust
they said without discord π€·ββοΈ
blazing quarry
maybe it will work with Sponge idk
left swift
Wont be possible without discord or mumble
vernal moth
@mental meadow this was me yesterday https://i.imgur.com/y65tDNa.png
left swift
I also didnt read well I guess
vernal moth
or well, tonight
marsh fog
basically my players wants me to add proximity instead of using discord. so they said they wont be loading a forge client as it's too heavy for their pc but i need a way with fabric
keen crown
<@!293481709687537665> this was me yesterday https://i.imgur.com/y65tDNa.png
zu hause
left swift
basically my players wants me to add proximity instead of using discord. so they...
Good luck then