general

[soft hollow]

then why can't I buy one ; n ;

[wispy blade]

because you can make a quick buck

[soft hollow]

[wispy blade]

by upselling them

[ivory jay]

same!

[spice ether]

At this point it makes sense to just get Tesla car with In build game console

[soft hollow]

friend of mine got one from microcenter, 2200$ with tax

[wispy blade]

i'm still using my 1050ti from my prebuilt

said prebuilt will be running my mc servers soon™

[worn ember]

5tps gaming

[wispy blade]

fuck off DED

[worn ember]

[wispy blade]

my FX-6300 ran fine

even on 1.14

vanilla btw

[worn ember]

https://giphy.com/gifs/this-is-fine-QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO

my entire build isnt even that expensive

[soft hollow]

I'm patiently waiting for the market to not be so inflated before upgrading

[worn ember]

oh ok

good luck waiting

it wont be over any time soon

[wispy blade]

my entire build is like €700

[soft hollow]

thanks, I'm a patient man

[wispy blade]

got a really good deal on a ryzen 7 2700

[soft hollow]

though what really pisses me off is that I wanted a new keyboard

[worn ember]

wafer production is super slow to scale

[soft hollow]

only decent ones I can find have kailh switches....

[wispy blade]

kailh is great wdym

[soft hollow]

want gateron

[wispy blade]

fair

[worn ember]

What type of keys does your keyboard have
Me: keys?

[wispy blade]

still going with my logitech G213

memchanical YEP

[dire igloo]

ultra permissions

[soft hollow]

I've never bothered with wireless peripherals

[wispy blade]

i just needed a keeb to do typing and a little gaming and that's enough for me

[soft hollow]

even headset is wired

[worn ember]

same

[soft hollow]

just don't trust the batteries to last more than a couple years

have had this k65 corsair keyboard for 6 years now, no problems with it

just want a tkl one with gateron switches

[wispy blade]

the only problem that i have with peripherals is their polling rate

which is pretty important in rhythm games

[worn ember]

i just dont get the point of going wireless if its just to sit on your desk all day, like if you gotta move it, sure makes sense, but if its static its whatever

[soft hollow]

gotta move your keyboard for programmer sock pics

[ivory jay]

what i have currently

[worn ember]

and if you see my desk you can clearly tell i dont care about aesthetics

[wispy blade]

my desk: random garbage, empty bowls neatly stacked on top of each other, rubik's cube, ssd, deodorant, rocks, pliers

[void void]

Spigot be like 1.17

[soft hollow]

clean your desk

[wispy blade]

no

[worn ember]

rocks? ooga booga caveman?

[soft hollow]

I have buddha and a smol pp

[wispy blade]

yeah dude i stole a street stone in Bratislava xd

i just use it as a paperweight

[worn ember]

i used to have a rabbit skull i my drawer lul

[wispy blade]

walking around Bratislava, foot hits loose stone "oh hey free souvenir" picks it up

[worn ember]

found it in the yard and was like "noice"

[untold copper]

what the fuck

[nova plume]

lmao

[worn ember]

i swear i'm normal

[wispy blade]

Mr. Poopa

[icy osprey]

all your console look nice

[untold copper]

DED commits animal cruelty and freely admits it in public chat!111!!1

[worn ember]

the cruelty was committed before i was involved

[nova plume]

then calls himself normal

[icy osprey]

I have a squirrel or a mouse skull in a tiny jar

[wispy blade]

DED goes outside and freely admits it in public chat!111!!1

[untold copper]

*proceeds to profit off animal cruelty*

[worn ember]

[icy osprey]

maybe it a rabbit, idk

[wispy blade]

whatever they're all rodents

[worn ember]

they both taste gud

[untold copper]

wtf

[icy osprey]

I didn't kill it, I just found it on the ground and had a store that sold small plastic jars near me

[untold copper]

ded you are NOT normal

[nova plume]

when forge is paper's last resort

[worn ember]

[wispy blade]

nothing against forgeflower

[worn ember]

at least it works (usually)

[ebon lily]

when it will be

[waxen panther]

lots of people work on FF

[wispy blade]

.eta

[limber knot]

(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785

[novel horizon]

🤷‍♂️

[worn ember]

HOT

meanwhile

[icy osprey]

must be based on a dictionary word

[novel horizon]

less than 12? woah

that's really short lol

why would you do that

[worn ember]

cant relate

[novel horizon]

like under 30 okay but under 12

not like you save anything tho

[nova plume]

the commit history for the dev/1.17 branch is hilarious

[waxen panther]

especially leafs

[waxen panther]

really fucks up git log lol

[nova plume]

yh leaf's lmfao

[icy osprey]

hashes would be uniform in size, much better for size estimates

[waxen panther]

that doesnt do justice for how many evens there are

[nova plume]

lmao

[worn ember]

gotta love leafy

[nova plume]

thats why the channel description wants to burn him

[waxen panther]

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/commit/d9210c3ee712ba196e573504c817d494f3c1dd49

[nova plume]

ofc

[charred cliff]

Who wants to talk in discord?

[nova plume]

lmaooooooooooo

[charred cliff]

Who wants to talk in discord?

[wispy blade]

spam moment

[dire igloo]

does anyone know a replacement for ultra permissions?

[wispy blade]

luckperms

[dire igloo]

Oke ty

[wispy blade]

@thin apex hiii

[icy osprey]

don't get mad, get even

[wispy blade]

.eta

[limber knot]

(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785

[wispy blade]

how do people not see the very obvious #❗-1-17 channel

[void void]

So is paper 1.17 50% done or just glitches?

[wispy blade]

paper isn't 50% done

[void void]

I'm just asking:-:

No

[worn ember]

nah they dont care about people asking lol, it'll be out when its out

[wispy blade]

<@&748618676189528155> advertising

[worn ember]

its just really annoying

[nova plume]

the devs have been in the vc for like 2 days straight now

mini said he had 4 hrs of sleep

so calm down

itll be done when its done

[worn ember]

buh me update!!!

[nova plume]

shush ded

[void void]

I'm just asking!

[wispy blade]

and you've gotten your answer

[mental meadow]

1BAN 736252118855319573 ads

!ban 736252118855319573 ads

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Banned Deleted User 1b71c834#0001 (ads) [1 total infraction] -- aurora#4484.

[worn ember]

nice

[mental meadow]

gotta love caps

[wispy blade]

owned.

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-waiting-still-waiting-gif-13052487

[wispy blade]

hi kash

[void void]

I didn't know of it was just glitches or the own thing

[wispy blade]

irc.esper.net iirc

[worn ember]

ok kash when ur done with paper you can work on event ktnx <3<3<3
(obviously just joking)

[void void]

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-angry-cat-nope-funny-gif-15842401

[void void]

?

[worn ember]

looks like the paper forum is popping too

[wispy blade]

yes

[cosmic raft]

https://webchat.esper.net

[worn ember]

theres a logger somewhere, forgot the url

i dont even see it xD

[nocturne agate]

How many days has it been since they started coding non-stop?

[worn ember]

oh dm for invite xD i mean yeah

3rd day now i think

[nocturne agate]

wow these devs are beasts

[wispy blade]

1

[young tendon]

when theres no longer 50+ people in the vc can I assume paper is done?

[waxen panther]

no

When 1.17 is done it'll be in #❗-1-17

[young tendon]

I've been hovering my mouse over the paper icon and just being like "nope, not done yet"

[waxen panther]

[ashen cliff]

Some speed should help.

[wispy blade]

/effect give @a minecraft:speed 9999 255 true

[ashen cliff]

Better yet. A good old Perc 30.

[vernal moth]

We will most likely continue to chill in VC for a few days after that, like always, so that's a bad indicator ^^

[worn crest]

insane the whole thing, so much time and afford and I'm chilling next week in kassel and cant be further in the VC 😓

[runic shoal]

When will 1.17 be finished

[wispy blade]

.eta

[limber knot]

(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785

[twin lagoon]

stefi you're coming here daily now to ask stuff like that

[worn crest]

probably this year

[wispy blade]

you have to factor in the delay bro

[past eagle]

Colors in icon represent pride month?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[olive marlin]

!warn @runic shoal There's no ETA and never will be. See appropriate channels and stop asking.

[twin lagoon]

lol what

that's a new one

[wispy blade]

bot didnt respond woh

[twin lagoon]

no it did

[runic shoal]

ok lol

[worn crest]

he removed it

[olive marlin]

It did, removed the reponse.

[wispy blade]

ah

[olive marlin]

Command failed successfully

[twin lagoon]

i mean if it's in the modlogs

all sorted

[olive marlin]

It's not.

[twin lagoon]

re-warn in a private channel

[true canyon]

Showing up in the mod logs after failing would be an unsuccessful fail.

[twin lagoon]

@bold pumice

[worn crest]

same timezone 👀

[runic shoal]

I'm sorry for asking dumb questions

[olive marlin]

It's just if you get the answer that there's no ETA, it won't change.

[true canyon]

It's fine to ask a "dumb" question. It's less fine to get an answer, and then ask the question again as if you didn't have it answered.

[wispy blade]

people missing the pretty obvious #❗-1-17 channel 😔

[olive marlin]

We have multiple ways to get answer to your question and get information - there's #❗-1-17 channel, there's GH issue linked there and there will be an announcement when it's done.

[teal cedar]

and the streams, and common sense

[wispy blade]

alfie, 90% of people coming here don't use common sense

so

[nova plume]

yh ded is a very good example with a dead rabbit's skull in his drawer

[wispy blade]

LOL

[true canyon]

I completely understand the excitement about getting a server up and running. I get the stress of players demanding it work when it can't. I get ignoring the obvious multiple signs of where the information is available and asking in chat anyway.

I just really don't understand when someone gets an answer and then decides it must be wrong and asks it again later.

[twin lagoon]

@true canyon

[true canyon]

@twin lagoon

[icy osprey]

Command failed successfully.... wtm? like it logged it? 😂

[meager tusk]

👋

[twin lagoon]

@meager tusk Bro.

[potent fossil]

Hey, by the way, I just saw you talking about the impending 1.17 release. I realize you don't want people to ask for an ETA, I really do. I understand. Believe me it's gotta be so annoying. Hate that shit. Just let em work amirite? 🙄

So uh, when it's coming tho?

[true canyon]

🥺

[potent fossil]

love u mbax

[true canyon]

❤️

[spice ether]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-cracking-up-dead-laughing-hilarious-gif-16416203

[wispy blade]

@potent fossil it's coming when you admit that i am real

[potent fossil]

right, never

understood thx!

[true canyon]

I'm having a fun time trying to figure out what happened over 8 years of a particular plugin's codebase existing to make it move some calculations that should be entirely threadsafe back on to the main thread, which causes intense pain for certain server setups.

[potent fossil]

[spice ether]

Plugin goes whoosh

[true canyon]

So far I've found one piece of code that needs fixing to be threadsafe again, so it's not just for yolo reasons that things were changed.

But I'm pretty sure I can fix this by just making a single map a concurrent implementation...

[potent fossil]

You can do it!

[wispy blade]

what plugin tho

[true canyon]

FactionsUUID. 😊

[desert frigate]

Does mini ever sleep?

[wispy blade]

yes

[desert frigate]

oh, bcz everytime i look at this server mini is streaming XD

[wispy blade]

he did get 4 hrs of sleep afaik

[waxen panther]

mini is spending the day with his family and he slept well yesterday

that was the day before

[wispy blade]

oh lmao

[waxen panther]

he just leaves his stream on

[desert frigate]

Ohhh lmao

[hot hamlet]

Can you change seed on an existing world so new chunks use a new seed?

Wrong channel oops

[warm anchor]

[eager furnace]

ETA?

[potent fossil]

who wants to go swimming w/ me?? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Fuel_pool.jpg

[potent fossil]

Never.

[eager furnace]

Sheeeesh

[potent fossil]

How about you @warm anchor? Swimming??!

[waxen panther]

are you trying to steal my eternity

[potent fossil]

you can come swimming too

[twin lagoon]

lmao what

[waxen panther]

[potent fossil]

let's go swimming in the spent nuclear reactor fuel pool!!!!!! wooo!

[twin lagoon]

why is emc on hivelocity's storage page

[vernal moth]

never

[upper flicker]

emc uses hivelocity

[twin lagoon]

yeah but they're not that notable either

[upper flicker]

probably said some nice words in exchange for a discount or something

[twin lagoon]

for a hosting company that lists spacex and stuff

i don't expect them to rent that many servers either

[upper flicker]

I would assume they arent first on the page

[potent fossil]

gotta let ppl know they service the little guy as well as the fortune 500s

[twin lagoon]

https://www.hivelocity.net/dedicated-servers/massive-storage/

[upper flicker]

EMC has been there for a long time though too

[twin lagoon]

oh they are and they're on the homepage

[upper flicker]

might just be an ancient review

[twin lagoon]

https://www.hivelocity.net/

[mint canyon]

lol my 1.17 spigot server just crashed because a spider got hit by a stalagmite

[warm anchor]

Maybe the dev play in EMC michale

[twin lagoon]

there's only 3 companies on there aswell

[warm anchor]

[potent fossil]

Maybe it's a paid ad

[warm anchor]

Just ping Aikar to ask

[twin lagoon]

who the fuck pays a minecraft server like EMC for a review

[warm anchor]

Hahahahaha

[potent fossil]

No, I mean

[upper flicker]

I dont see them on the homepage

[twin lagoon]

oh the other way around

z, footer

[potent fossil]

Maybe EMC paid to have placement on that page, but idk

[upper flicker]

I see large companies you'd expect

[warm anchor]

Aikar paid to have review on

[potent fossil]

Who knows. Ping him and ask, he's lit up all green anyway

[upper flicker]

yeah not sure why'd they'd bother

then again its the bottom of the page

[twin lagoon]

@slim nymph

[upper flicker]

their other references are pretty not great too

all ones youd expect are at the top

[warm anchor]

My bet is the person played in there

[potent fossil]

gonna just let daddy aikar do us an explain

[waxen panther]

@upper flicker

[upper flicker]

oh good ceo of news is here

he can explain

[potent fossil]

ah yes broc, ur live on air now

[waxen panther]

sorry not my news

[slim nymph]

page i loading slow for me

[waxen panther]

z do you like me today

[upper flicker]

no

[slim nymph]

but i wasnt aware they had me on there lol

[twin lagoon]

it's just at the bottom of all of their pages

[upper flicker]

emc, unihost, and worldstar

[slim nymph]

OH, thats the previous owner of EMC

[upper flicker]

lol

[slim nymph]

damn thats old then

[potent fossil]

Lul

[upper flicker]

spacex in the streets, unihost in the sheets

[golden gust]

a long ass fucking time ago

(in a town called kickapoo)

[mint canyon]

ok wth, its just crashing over and over because of the spider

[waxen panther]

fuck u 😡

[potent fossil]

nice

[upper flicker]

mooooooooooooooooooods

[prisma whale]

Does anybody know how to setup a contabo vps so I can run my website and minecraft server on it

[waxen panther]

go ahead, call the mods

[twin lagoon]

where do people even get london dedicated servers from

[waxen panther]

they love me 😎

[prisma whale]

Or just even know how to setup a minecraft server on it

[potent fossil]

Yup.

[golden gust]

Google it

[upper flicker]

jroy doesnt love you

[waxen panther]

jroy adores me

[warm anchor]

Google

[prisma whale]

No help anywhere at all

[golden gust]

Places like DO have guides on how to do practically everything

[waxen panther]

he's always interacting with me

[upper flicker]

@cunning raft hey you wanna kick brocc for fun

[prisma whale]

I couldn't find a single help for that

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther

[upbeat falcon]

Initial Server Setup with Ubuntu 18.04 | DigitalOcean

https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/initial-server-setup-with-ubuntu-18-04
When you first create a new Ubuntu 18.04 server, there are a few configuration steps that you should take early on

Requested by gimple! (he/him) - DigitalOcean new server set up - result 1 of 10

[golden gust]

website and mc server are two entirely seperate things

[upbeat falcon]

Install Paper on Ubuntu 20.04 - Vultr.com

https://www.vultr.com/docs/install-paper-on-ubuntu-20-04
Feb 11, 2021, This guide explains how to set up Paper on an Ubuntu Server.

Requested by gimple! (he/him) - how to run papermc on ubuntu - result 1 of 10

[waxen panther]

its like when people pull girls hair in playgrounds because they dont know how to express their love

same thing with jroy

[potent fossil]

No help anywhere.

[golden gust]

go look for a guie on digitial ocean on how to setup a web server

and then find a guide to setup an MC server

[waxen panther]

kori moment?

[twin lagoon]

kori EPIC

[waxen panther]

TRUE

[golden gust]

if you require hand holding, a VPS is probably not for you

[waxen panther]

new art soon 😎

[twin lagoon]

[prisma whale]

I searched that both in youtube and google

[cunning raft]

yeah

[potent fossil]

If you don't know linux, then you should not have bought a VPS.

[prisma whale]

I just need to learn how to start it then I can probably figure it out

[potent fossil]

Hire a sysadmin.

I just sent two guides that have everything you need. If that's all you needed, then follow em and good luck.

Otherwise, well, good luck.

[golden gust]

please don't ping

digital ocean 100% have guides for that

[prisma whale]

My friend recomended it he is a big dev 🤷‍♀️

[potent fossil]

The google I just did returned a DO guide.

Just scroll up

[golden gust]

for a mc server, it's literally, install java, create a folder, throw the jar in there, run it

[prisma whale]

Ok sorry

[twin lagoon]

no sane developer recommends contabo

[golden gust]

recommended what?

[prisma whale]

No like I don't know how to access a vps 😂

[golden gust]

Contabo is trash and VPSes for MC is even more trash

[prisma whale]

Getting a vps

[waxen panther]

hire michael

[golden gust]

He's stupid

[twin lagoon]

no sane developer recommends a vps to a starter either

[golden gust]

VPSes are trash for MC

and even more useless if you don't know the basics of linux

[potent fossil]

guys guys calm down, his friend is a BIG dev.

[upper flicker]

just colocate a pi like hypickel

[prisma whale]

Can you not host both mc servers and the website in a vps?

[upper flicker]

zoom zoom

[golden gust]

Yes, you can

[prisma whale]

That's why I wanted it

[golden gust]

But the ability to be able to do that is pretty useless if you don't even know the basics

[blazing quarry]

.eta

[limber knot]

(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785

[waxen panther]

pinged again lmao

[prisma whale]

Sorry for ping

[prisma whale]

Ok I will try to find it

[potent fossil]

VPS's are literally just computers in the cloud, you have to know how to use the Linux OS (just like you know how to use Windows) in order to set it up

If you don't know it, you need to hire somebody

[prisma whale]

I don't even know how to access it lol

[potent fossil]

Nobody is gonna teach you or do it for you

Yea, that's part of knowing how to use Linux

[golden gust]

Google how to use ssh

[potent fossil]

Use ssh

[prisma whale]

kk

[potent fossil]

Maybe this'll be helpful https://linuxjourney.com/

[prisma whale]

Thanks for the help :)

[warm anchor]

You bought something without even knowing if you can do it or not!?

[potent fossil]

credit card go brrr

[warm anchor]

I remember when I started I did a fuck ton of google years ago

[potent fossil]

hai gaiz just bought 8 serbur, now, how do i install a highly available k8s cluster?

[prisma whale]

My friend told me then I lost him on my old discord account 😭

[warm anchor]

I will go for 3 different guides and look for difference to ensure the step I take is correct (cross reference)

[potent fossil]

I used to do that too

[prisma whale]

Well hosting 2 things on one seemed better

[potent fossil]

It is better, but you gotta know how to use it

[warm anchor]

Coz you know some of them will add on unnecessary shit and sometimes OS version difference makes the step just a little different lol

[prisma whale]

But why is it bad to host a minecraft server on a vps?

[warm anchor]

If the machine is powerful enough why not

As long as regular backup is made

[golden gust]

VPSes are spec'd for web servers

[prisma whale]

Oh

[golden gust]

shared hosts at least trry to care about spec'ing their machines for game servers

[prisma whale]

What is good for a minecraft server than?

[warm anchor]

Coz MC requires powerful cpus and vps is usually cater to other usage

[potent fossil]

Like, you gotta get all the shit set up first right, and then beyond that you're gonna have to set up your webserver and certs and all that junk, and learn the config file for your vhosts, and then you'll go learn how to setup paper and all that jazz

then you'll turn on your mc server and have 12 tps and wanna die

[prisma whale]

Also why is contabo bad

[warm anchor]

Other option is … oracle cloud

[prisma whale]

Are they vpses?

[potent fossil]

I had 300gb of ram on a 40 dollar contabo dedi.

[nocturne agate]

its shit. Especially the networking

[golden gust]

Contabo is known for using shit hardware and not being super great at maintaining their stuff

[potent fossil]

does that tell you anything

[warm anchor]

They offer both iirc for budget plan you want shared @prisma whale

[prisma whale]

😭 I paid so much for it

[potent fossil]

Just curious, how much is so much

[warm sundial]

I know there's no ETAs, but how long has it historically taken from paper to release a new Minecraft update?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[golden gust]

There is no ETAs and we don't care to track the trends over time

[nocturne agate]

Contabo support makes American internet support look good

[prisma whale]

25$ for a month

[warm anchor]

@prisma whale look into this. It may just meet all your needs https://blogs.oracle.com/developers/how-to-set-up-and-run-a-really-powerful-free-minecraft-server-in-the-cloud (im not shill I swear)

[potent fossil]

that's pretty cheap when it comes to servers

[nocturne agate]

did u make a contract with them?

like 3 months?

or etc

[prisma whale]

No 25$ a month

60gbs

[warm anchor]

Lmao wtf

[broken rampart]

we've been waiting for a beta 1.7.3 paper build for years now

[warm anchor]

I will sell you my basement pc for cheaper

[prisma whale]

I suck at life

[warm anchor]

[nocturne agate]

@prisma whale this one?

[potent fossil]

I mean, I wouldn't say you suck at life, but I would say you suck at making smart purchases

[warm anchor]

Cancel it then. And look at my suggestion @prisma whale

[prisma whale]

Can I also host my website on there with the mc server together?

[limber knot]

PaultBGB: I am pretty sure that there is something like this already there

[warm anchor]

Not for the MC host

[prisma whale]

one higher

[warm anchor]

But a regulars website host is like $2-5

[waxen panther]

where is 1.7.3 airplane

[nocturne agate]

ah

[warm anchor]

Or GitHub page for free @prisma whale

[waxen panther]

i need it so they can make 1.7.3 yatopia

[potent fossil]

If your website is just html/css/js and no serverside lang just use github pages w/ custom domain

free

[broken rampart]

i think you said this as a joke, but it does exist

[icy osprey]

Github pages is nice

[waxen panther]

wh

pain

[icy osprey]

fwiw

[prisma whale]

is oracle good for a minecraft server?

[icy osprey]

Oracle is a company

[nocturne agate]

Aws mc server 10/10

[prisma whale]

ye but do they have good vpses for a minecraft server

[limber knot]

Canyonmodded, that was it

[potent fossil]

VPS in general => not great for mc

[icy osprey]

they don't do that afaik

[potent fossil]

Oracle will give you however 4 cores and 24 gb ram for free

Yes, literally

However, it still might not run very nicely

It'll run for sure

[icy osprey]

oh not loke Oracle, someone else called Oracle

lol

[potent fossil]

Just not the same as a dedi

[prisma whale]

I need something to run my website, discord bot and the server

[waxen panther]

ok

[nocturne agate]

then use ur contabo server

[prisma whale]

But it's shit 😂

[nocturne agate]

how many people are going to play on ur mc server?

5?

10?

[prisma whale]

So I can't host all 3 on oracle?

[potent fossil]

Follow the guide @warm anchor sent about the guide for the oracle VPS. It's literally free. Forever. 4 cores/24gb ram

[prisma whale]

100-200

[potent fossil]

You can.

LOL.

[nocturne agate]

bruh

[potent fossil]

100-200 is not going to fit on a VPS of any specs

[nocturne agate]

get a freaking dedi for that

[potent fossil]

Let alone a VPS not dedicated to hosting mc

I have dedis that do nothing but host mc, nothing else

And I still need more

[prisma whale]

I probably should learn what basics are before I host a server

What on earth is a dedi

[potent fossil]

dedicated server

a vps is a slice of a dedi

[nocturne agate]

https://www.ovhcloud.com/en/bare-metal/
https://www.hetzner.com/

take a look there

[potent fossil]

So if you have 100-200 players, you need way more power

And if you don't know linux, hire a sysadmin for gods sake or your server is going to crash and burn

[twin lagoon]

how are you certain you're going to host 100-200 players

is a better question

[warm anchor]

The one I linked is good for 10-15 players

[waxen panther]

You should learn how to use linux before buying a dedi, otherwise you're just going to have a useless server for a month

[wispy blade]

i love linux

it is one of my best friends now

[nocturne agate]

or install windows on it and use team viewer to remote into it

[twin lagoon]

another question is

define the bots that you are selling according to your status

[wispy blade]

too much overhead lol

[nocturne agate]

lol

[potent fossil]

lol...

24/7 bots for sale DM, how you hosting those

[nocturne agate]

repil it

[prisma whale]

On pebbele host 😭

[nocturne agate]

top tier bot hosting

[twin lagoon]

what bots are they

[potent fossil]

Ok sorry but I'm going to bed now lmao

[warm anchor]

Lmao

[prisma whale]

Any bot you want

[wispy blade]

gn simple! sleep well

[twin lagoon]

example

[nocturne agate]

gn

[waxen panther]

lol

this'll be good

[prisma whale]

Ok so is it better if I host website and bot on a vps and minecraft on one of the ones you sent me?

[twin lagoon]

what kind of bots are you hosting right now, what usecases

[warm anchor]

Website hosting is $1-5 or use GitHub

[prisma whale]

moderation, fun bots any bot in general people want

[twin lagoon]

ah discord bots?

[prisma whale]

Oh ye 😂

[twin lagoon]

was just curious since that could be the malicious type of bots or normal stuff like discord

[warm anchor]

[nocturne agate]

You don't need a 10 vcores on contabo with 1.6 tb storage for websites and bots. I suggest u cancel and use a better host for websites and bots

[prisma whale]

For example?

[nocturne agate]

https://galaxygate.net/hosting/vps/

they have 5 dollar vps plans

i use them for my discord bot

and site

[prisma whale]

And for the minecraft server something like oracle?

[nocturne agate]

no

if u want 100+ players

[twin lagoon]

you guys are truly going downhill with this

[warm anchor]

If you want to try your luck

[nocturne agate]

buy a dedi

[warm anchor]

For 10

[twin lagoon]

literally just use a normal minecraft shared host like dedicatedmc.io

[bold pumice]

Sir, this is a Minecraft server.

[twin lagoon]

and get yourself a random webhosting package for a dollar

[prisma whale]

For 100-200 players?

[twin lagoon]

dooley pls fix warship

[waxen panther]

dooley please give me warship .

[twin lagoon]

how are you certain you're getting 100-200 players

[waxen panther]

he is going to make a tweet and its going to go viral

trust

[bold pumice]

!ping

[thorny flicker]

:eyes: BOT: 351ns API: 19.97ms

[prisma whale]

I got it before when I was hosting on pebblehost but I was paying too much and there was lots of lag

[bold pumice]

There's nothing wrong with Warship.

[twin lagoon]

someone warned someone

and it errored successfully

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/853653269430534164/unknown.png

[bold pumice]

Then they did it wrong.

[waxen panther]

bugless

[twin lagoon]

how can you fuck up a warn command

[bold pumice]

Who warns someone in a public chat. SMH.

[wispy blade]

Bugship

[nocturne agate]

!warn

[twin lagoon]

#general message

[golden gust]

I sense a cover up

[bold pumice]

I have the error documented already. It does it automatically.

[golden gust]

DOOLEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO DIANNE?!

[warm anchor]

@prisma whale pls make sure you actually have 200 concurrent players before buying a server

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[bold pumice]

Whose Dianne.

[golden gust]

😮

[twin lagoon]

don't mind zzzcat he's delusional

[timid prawn]

when 1.17 out?

[twin lagoon]

.eta

[waxen panther]

warship cover up

[warm anchor]

To have 200 concurrent you should have like 4-5k signups

[waxen panther]

.eta

[wispy blade]

.eta

[limber knot]

(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785

[waxen panther]

@timid prawn

[limber knot]

(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785

[wispy blade]

dammit brocc

too fast

[golden gust]

gfdi

[mossy vessel]

ceo of news

That's a lie.

[waxen panther]

its my superior keyboard layout

no i am the ceo of news

[wispy blade]

what keyboard layout do you use

[potent panther]

qwerty

[waxen panther]

workman 😎

[wispy blade]

🤔

[potent panther]

but i use esdf to move instead of wasd

[golden gust]

It's all about Dvorak

(and being unable to use any other computer in the world)

[nocturne agate]

is workman any better then qwerty?

[golden gust]

I was tryna learn another language at one point and switched my keyboard over to azerty

[wispy blade]

im using qwerty cuz im too lazy to learn a new kb layout

[prisma whale]

I got it before

[wispy blade]

azerty KEKW

[waxen panther]

i do not recommend changing layouts at all

[golden gust]

worked okay, but, like, as soon as you got to another computer, daaamn

[waxen panther]

im glad i did but its a terrible process

[cunning raft]

pov: you play rust

[waxen panther]

@cunning raft

pov im wondering who asked

[cunning raft]

me

i did

[upper flicker]

good lord why are you using cat's screenshot tool from back in the day

[waxen panther]

i

[cunning raft]

i was the guy

i asked

me

[bold pumice]

So uh disco.api.http.APIException: Missing Permissions (50013 - {}) looks like a perms issue there. Interesting. Guess someone did something wrong.

[golden gust]

baaahahahaaaa

[waxen panther]

sure it was

[upper flicker]

what is anti aliasing for $100

[mossy vessel]

mfw

[waxen panther]

nmf WHERE is my I-S mug

[golden gust]

I don't even remember what tool that was

[upper flicker]

actually

that one is better than yours

the antialiasing config is just not great

[waxen panther]

im moving house soon so hurry up

[mossy vessel]

You didn't qualify yourself yet

[upper flicker]

yours was non existent

[waxen panther]

grr

[upper flicker]

was a good running meme for like 2 years though

[gilded cedar]

.google should open one of these
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=type+words+here+to+do+bot+things

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.reddit.com/r/electronics/comments/lljl0q/they_said_i_should_open_one_of_these/

[golden gust]

[true canyon]

lmgtfy has become an ad-filled wasteland.

[gilded cedar]

ah

it's still funny lol

[twin lagoon]

rekt

[waxen panther]

i am sure dooley knows that

[potent panther]

yes

true

[bold pumice]

Given it's a new one, likely something's set up wrong. I'll look into it in like 10 hours.

[twin lagoon]

the ship is sinking

[bold pumice]

I will yeet you.

[twin lagoon]

[wispy blade]

what ship?

[bold pumice]

I'm adding that to the list of requirements. No "sinking" jokes.

[wispy blade]

that is a boat sir

[twin lagoon]

it was pretty funny last time ngl

[bold pumice]

Michael, you're fired.

[twin lagoon]

zeppelin bot it is!

[wispy blade]

why not use monkebot

/s

chat killed professionally 😎

[ashen cliff]

Michael, welcome to KGBHosting.

[wispy blade]

krusic bro!

can you tell idriz to unban me from KGBForums bro

[ashen cliff]

Sorry bro.

[twin lagoon]

Bro!

[ashen cliff]

Can't be done.

[twin lagoon]

I was already part of boards of directors

[ashen cliff]

All bans are permanent.

[wispy blade]

😔

[golden gust]

!ban @ashen cliff lets take advantage of that

[wispy blade]

wtfff

[ashen cliff]

[upper flicker]

one day cat is going to fuck that up and actually ban someone

🍿

[golden gust]

and it shall be fun

[quasi valley]

try me

[ashen cliff]

At least Wiz pulled the trigger.

[golden gust]

Kneny

You wish I'd free you

[wispy blade]

knenwald

[quasi valley]

[ashen cliff]

MFW I could have banned Kenny from Via:

[twin lagoon]

kneny

[quasi valley]

but you weren’t tough enough to pull through

[twin lagoon]

[wispy blade]

But krusic bro, could you tell Idriz I'm sorry?

[ashen cliff]

Didn't have a reason. Needed at least 1 dev to make ViaBackwards work again.

Since using PS became a pain when 1.13 dropped.

Stacked Via days. Very epic.

[wispy blade]

Stacked? Pog

[amber frost]

java andies

[wispy blade]

java andeez nuts

sorry

[golden gust]

Confirmed: Naomi has nuts

[wispy blade]

yes

[golden gust]

Welcome to the internet bois

[wispy blade]

i am a trans woman

stun seed imoan

[golden gust]

not sure if I can legally call rule 16

[potent fossil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

still havent slept

I quoted the wrong message

k well, w/e

[wispy blade]

you are not allowed to call rule 16 on me B)

[golden gust]

fite me

[wispy blade]

no i don't want to get scratched by your claws

[amber frost]

white womans instagram

best song

[potent fossil]

yeah i sent that for a reason tho, as cat had just said "Welcome to the internet"

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0

[potent fossil]

but yes, that's also good

[golden gust]

Wow

I didn't know that there was like... a clean version of that song

[wispy blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Ohfl0d3z4

[golden gust]

https://youtu.be/at_f98qOGY0?t=50

[wispy blade]

literally me

[ashen cliff]

Toddy boy back at it again. Another good "exclusive" game.

to everyone

NOOOO!

My STALKER 2.

[twin lagoon]

Bro.

[ashen cliff]

Bro.

And they made 💩 animations.

Dammit.

[twin lagoon]

gunplay looks like shit already

graphics look nice though

offbrand fallout really

[ashen cliff]

Bro.

Did you ever see gunplay in Stalker?

[twin lagoon]

no

[ashen cliff]

It's the most JANK thing ever.

But best thing ever at the same time.

[cerulean atlas]

hi

[broken rampart]

stalker is my favorite game

i am excited

fallout is offbrand stalker

[ashen cliff]

Hairworks

[twin lagoon]

already made that joke here paul

[zenith scaffold]

[broken rampart]

i saw

i have eyes michael

[twin lagoon]

no you don't

[broken rampart]

👁️ . 👁️

they're not my eyes tho

[twin lagoon]

gunplay in this game could be good

[golden gust]

I've actually never played stuff like stalker (council estate family woes) and not really gotten around to it in my adult hood, and now I kinda really wanna, especially as somebody who is slightly marginally kinda obsessed with chernobyl

[twin lagoon]

same

[waxen panther]

what is this left for dead 25

[nova plume]

i think so

[void void]

can anyone help with multithreading in c# pls lol

[twin lagoon]

public private static void multithread async {
code
}

enjoy

[void void]

And I love the fumes from the factory next door!

[broken rampart]

michael i think you'll like this game

[waxen panther]

airplane leaked

[twin lagoon]

i am excited

[void void]

@twin lagoon i want to multithread an button click event

the code inside it

[waxen panther]

how is sot still getting updates

[twin lagoon]

what the fuck

[waxen panther]

ffs

ok game ruined

gg

pack it up boys

[twin lagoon]

Bro.

more welyn content

[waxen panther]

fucking pirates of the carriabiiaban cross over

i want 2 die

[broken rampart]

i'm only ok with this if they get pirates of the carry bean music

[wispy blade]

asking for c# help in a discord with mostly java devs

[void void]

@twin lagoon any ideas

[void void]

[twin lagoon]

no idea

[wispy blade]

use google

lmao

[void void]

didnt help

dumb

i would do that first

[wispy blade]

then you didnt google correctly

[void void]

i tried finding the solution for like hour and a half

[waxen panther]

jack needs to shut up 😡

[upbeat falcon]

Implementing the Event-based Asynchronous Pattern | Microsoft Docs

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/standard/asynchronous-programming-patterns/implementing-the-event-based-asynchronous-pattern
Mar 30, 2017, Learn how to implement the Event-based Asynchronous Pattern (EAP) in .NET. EAP is a

Requested by naomi [linux enthusiast] - async event handler c# - result 4 of 10

[waxen panther]

if i see this embed change again my eyes aare going to bleed

[void void]

I like windows 10 pro

[golden gust]

I mean, threading in C# is one thing

[wispy blade]

how is this relevant?

[golden gust]

You just create a new thread in the bbuttons onClick

there might be some new concepts to make stuff work smoother from there

[void void]

You are a linux enthusiast.

[wispy blade]

yes

linux is epic

you should try it

[golden gust]

But, er, create thread, do stuff, do stuff with results

as for "do stuff with results", no idea how you'd get back onto the GUI Thread

[void void]

[twin lagoon]

lmao it thought this was battleroyale cyberpunk

[golden gust]

You'd be much better off asking about stuff like C# in that programmers hub discord or somewhere where people actually use C#

[broken rampart]

hey look i'm playing this game

[waxen panther]

this twitch pogchamp overlay thing is v cringe

[twin lagoon]

kori overlay

[broken rampart]

PogChamp

[twin lagoon]

[waxen panther]

true, would be much better

[broken rampart]

imagine not watching the dunkey commentary on this where he covers part of the meter with his head

[waxen panther]

i will become a vtuber and stream bad code all day

[twin lagoon]

what the fuck is this

[ashen cliff]

Your life.

[twin lagoon]

looks like yatopia's braincells

a happy mess

[nova plume]

there aren’t any

[broken rampart]

fallout nv 2 by obsidian pls

[ashen cliff]

WHERE IS TODDDDDD?!

[hot hamlet]

When MCA selector keeps crashing trying to filter all of the worlds chunks

F

Never going to be able to reduce its size

[ashen cliff]

There we go. SKYRIM.

[broken rampart]

imagine not mentioning skyrim

[velvet wharf]

2

[waxen panther]

if i dont see a TES reveal im going 2 punch something

i do not CARE about fallout 76

[golden gust]

||punch me daddy||

[waxen panther]

you'd like it too much

[fallen oracle]

Down boy.

[twin lagoon]

half life 4

[broken rampart]

half life 2.9

hold up

rip

[twin lagoon]

[broken rampart]

i'll never get nv 2

let me die

[waxen panther]

who the FUCK plays eso

oml

[broken rampart]

i've heard eso is actually kinda good

[waxen panther]

its okay

but like

zzzzzzz

[ashen cliff]

Bruh.

[twin lagoon]

is this runescape

is this the minions game

oh

[broken rampart]

idk what game this is but i'm leaving the mc community to go mod it

[twin lagoon]

it actually exists on pc

[ashen cliff]

The biggest (and only) Slovenian torrent provider went down with the OVH Fire.

WE HAVE BACKUPS DON'T WORRY!
Please upload all your old torrents, so we can restore faster.
They legit, just "redid" the website with VanillaForums... and it's just a giant list.
Typical Slovenian not storing backups.

Again.

[twin lagoon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1260320/Party_Animals/

Steam

Party Animals

Make Painfully Great Memories with Your Friends in Party Animals. Mess With Your Friend in 100 Different WaysOr Together You Could Eliminate OthersTeamwork Is Also Highly Appreciated HereEspecially When Fighting For Gummy Bear

Release Date

TBA

▶ Play video

[waxen panther]

???

HADES NEWS?

HELLO?

or is it just next gen

[ashen cliff]

news

Bro. This Xbox.

[twin lagoon]

artstyle looks cool

[ashen cliff]

The dog dies.

[twin lagoon]

would not be surprised

[waxen panther]

how 2 make story 101 😎

kill pet

[broken rampart]

Bro.

[ashen cliff]

Bromium.

[waxen panther]

halo

halo infinite doesnt exist

[twin lagoon]

KGBox when

[ashen cliff]

Already out.

[twin lagoon]

Bro!

[ashen cliff]

Cat has one.

[twin lagoon]

[ashen cliff]

Tho I think he shat in it.

[twin lagoon]

halo is fucking boring

move on already

[waxen panther]

"fan favourite ODST"

lmfao

sure buddy

[ashen cliff]

I just need TODDY BOY!

[twin lagoon]

is this apex legends

[waxen panther]

new graphics look good tbh

i'll play it

[broken rampart]

halo would be good if it didn't have guns

yooo its tetris origins

i've been waiting for this

wait it's an action rpg?

[waxen panther]

tf is this

[twin lagoon]

diablo remastered or something

[broken rampart]

ig it's diablo, i thought it was tetris origins

[waxen panther]

still looks like 2014 graphics lmao

[twin lagoon]

i mean the original game is fucking old

so 2014 graphics is pretty good

[waxen panther]

it's 2021 😡

[broken rampart]

that kid voice is 100% an elder scrolls voice

or not

rip

[waxen panther]

lol

[broken rampart]

tes6 when

[waxen panther]

who plays far cry zzzzzzz

WHERE is tes . .. ..

[twin lagoon]

jank fucking animation

[ashen cliff]

Look at that SAMSUNG.

[twin lagoon]

ah it's far cry 6

explains jank animations

[waxen panther]

i only care about this game cuz it has the funny breaking bad man

[twin lagoon]

can't have too high expectations with ubisoft

[ashen cliff]

Looks bad for 2021.

[twin lagoon]

is this just cause 5

[waxen panther]

16 year old boy with kitchen made gun kills a large militia on his own:

[broken rampart]

how is this far cry 6

far cry 5 looked better than this

[waxen panther]

sounds about right

[icy osprey]

someone said guns?

[ashen cliff]

Can't be Just cause.

[waxen panther]

they have a dog

[twin lagoon]

i mean

[waxen panther]

goty .

[twin lagoon]

far cry is pretty much just cause

[ashen cliff]

Not enough flying.

Gotem.

[waxen panther]

lol

[ashen cliff]

FC6.

[waxen panther]

of course it is

there's already been like 5 trailers for it lol

[ashen cliff]

Looks like a Genshin knockoff.

Run.

[broken rampart]

The game is gonna be the best game ever and you can’t stop playing this game it’s really just the best when you don’t have to play the game you have a game you want it will never be the game dev you have to go play with your game and you play the game on a level you can get a hold of it it is still not out of time and you have to wait to get your gear and you get a free pass level and then get you back to one ☝️ the game only

[twin lagoon]

oh shit

slime rancher

looks dope wtf

[broken rampart]

viva pinata?

no viva pinata

pls

[waxen panther]

people that play this game are really too happy tbh

[ashen cliff]

I need Spiral Knighs on Xbox.

NEED!

[waxen panther]

no one should be this relaxed

ever

[waxen panther]

😳

[ashen cliff]

Ok. That game looks good.

[waxen panther]

ur trolling

[ashen cliff]

Tho. It's giving me snow thing simulator vibes.

Look at it bro. Looks awesome.

[waxen panther]

im about to fall asleep holy shit

[broken rampart]

The game is gonna be the best game ever and you can’t stop playing this game it’s really just the best when you don’t have to play the game you have a game you want it will never be the game dev you have to go play with your game and you play the game on a level you can get a hold of it it is still not out of time and you have to wait to get your gear and you get a free pass level and then get you back to one ☝️ the game only

[waxen panther]

there should be a separate conf for sport games

[twin lagoon]

what

[ashen cliff]

is that?

[icy osprey]

people still play sports games?

[waxen panther]

fr

[twin lagoon]

stalker 3

[ashen cliff]

Slavic music check.

[twin lagoon]

Bro!

[waxen panther]

balkan robot

[broken rampart]

is this the incredibles game

[ashen cliff]

Sounds epic.

[waxen panther]

why do half of these walls not have textures

[ashen cliff]

They don't need a texture.

[broken rampart]

it's an art style

[waxen panther]

yes bro

[ashen cliff]

It's just SLAV JANK.

[waxen panther]

i remove half texture

gives more texture

[twin lagoon]

balkan government computers

[waxen panther]

average bulkan using online banking

[ashen cliff]

Looks epic already.

[twin lagoon]

it does look pretty cool

i dig the artstyle

[waxen panther]

this is hot

[broken rampart]

i thought this was gonna be super hot 2

[twin lagoon]

same lmao

[broken rampart]

i'd kill for another super hot vr

[ashen cliff]

It's just Slav simulator.

[twin lagoon]

i'm impressed by the fact that they have reflections in a game like this

[ashen cliff]

Another one.

So we have like 3 now.

[broken rampart]

pixelated raytracing

[waxen panther]

wtf is this

new ip?

[twin lagoon]

it actually looks dope

but i don't think i'd play it myself

[waxen panther]

im gunna play the shit outta it

[ashen cliff]

Very good.

[broken rampart]

wait this soundtrack sounds great

[waxen panther]

if it plays as good as it looks atleast

[wispy blade]

what game lol

[ashen cliff]

Replaced.

[broken rampart]

replaced 2022 hmm

[ashen cliff]

Oh god.

[waxen panther]

please go away grounded

[broken rampart]

obsidian isn't working on fallout nv 2

[waxen panther]

obsidian have better things to do

like kotor 3

[broken rampart]

i'd accept kotor 3

bugs life fps

[waxen panther]

i would retire if kotor 3 was made

[twin lagoon]

sus