no they aren't
#general
golden gust
that's apng
vernal moth
Also you can make animations with css
unkempt drift
brittle dust
waxen panther
old via version?
lean kiln
1.12 server version
unkempt drift
Come on… only 76% of men say they can take on a rat?
ashen cliff
Are you running stacked Via btw? Since you posted Bungee before and now Paper?
brittle dust
I've got a waterfall server setup on a vm
golden gust
those things are fucking vicious
ashen cliff
Come on… only 76% of men say they can take on a rat?
As if you would fight this thing: https://bigrat.monster/
brittle dust
I'd never.
golden gust
I mean, I just got traps
unkempt drift
You can just kick the thing
golden gust
AND THE BASTARDS STILL FUCKING ATE A GOOD CHUNK OF THE BAIT
unkempt drift
And a house cat? I LOVE the 911 calls from people who are trapped in their room by their… cat.
golden gust
fuck cats
unkempt drift
Hello, what is your emergency?
My cat won’t let me leave my room.
limber knotBOT
said the cat
unkempt drift
I also don’t know why 911 calls are public
Most of them are people at their most scared, vulnerable
unkempt drift
Now, the 6,7% of women,men who say they can take on a bear unarmed…
Idk who they are
Or a lion
brittle dust
so is their a version of protocolsupport for 1.12.2?
golden gust
Yes
as for if it's still public, go ask them/check their site
Shev had a habit of removing the older stuff as people expected support for it
brittle dust
Yeah I found one that's for 1.12.2
woven otter
As if you would fight this thing: https://bigrat.monster/
you should ask @static badge about rats. he likes them so much
ashen cliff
Bro.
vestal jasper
As if you would fight this thing: https://bigrat.monster/
that's what we call an ROUS
pulsar wigeon
i mean like, is this a fight to the death, no one can leave the arena til the other dies? or is the rat allowed to scamper off leaving you looking like a fucking idiot?
ashen cliff
It's allowed to bite you and run away. Yet you are not allowed to leave the arena till one dies.
That being you since you just got some really nasty infection.
pulsar wigeon
i mean infections generally don't kill you that quickly. does the rat have hiding spots in the arena inaccessible to humans?
ashen cliff
It sadly does.
pulsar wigeon
"Most rats would likely survive without access to their food source for a week. However, no rat would last more than two weeks without eating anything. "
from first google result, as a rough estimate anyway
brittle dust
frank otter
I reckon the rat would outlive a human
frank otter
lslocks
golden gust
I mean, it literally tells you the issue though
frank otter
lists locks
golden gust
something is running which is using that file, i.e. you already have a server running
merry talon
just because spotted is a dumb rat doesn't mean he likes them
frank otter
then killall as required
frank otter
> sudo
that's what I do on my smp and it works
sure I could fiddle with groups and perms and whatnot
golden gust
Literally no need to fiddle with groups and perms
frank otter
but hey it works
golden gust
you just have a user which you run stuff as, vs throwing all the files over to the root user
frank otter
I think it complains a out the ports
or maybe
did I mess the file perms up?
probably
brave radish
I think it complains a out the ports
don't use really low ports then
golden gust
Only if you're using ports 1024 or below
brittle dust
I already changed the perms for that world folder and the groups....still the same
golden gust
itt: you fucked your file perms and instead of fixing it you just threw out the entire security safety net of your OS
brittle dust
I even deleted it
golden gust
File perms are irrelevant
olive marlin
Why TF would you suspend your server?
golden gust
you have something locking the files
olive marlin
Do jobs
golden gust
to change the ownership of files, yes
olive marlin
It looks like you pressed Ctrl + Z and suspended server and put it in the background?
frank otter
I didn't know you could do that
golden gust
they did, you can see the ctrl-spam at the end of it
frank otter
I always just tmux
olive marlin
Usually people miss click.
golden gust
it sends it to the background, not disowns it
frank otter
oh
olive marlin
Instead of Ctrl + C.
golden gust
killing the shell session will terminate the process
frank otter
so tmux still has a job
waxen panther
golden gust
(and, ctrl-z will pause it, unless you run bg to send it to the background, or, fg, to bring it to the foreground)
frank otter
@waxen panther (ping) why are you a ttv_ytx
waxen panther
Please ask the question to my manager, CEO of Skript, Joshua Roy
frank otter
jroy?
brittle dust
I'm stupid
waxen panther
Yes jroy
brittle dust
using the wrong vm......fucking dumbass.
waxen panther
@cunning raft Hi there 
waxen panther
He'll reply in 3-5 business days
frank otter
jroy why is brocc Xx_(cursed emoji)(cursed text)Xx (ping) [nationality]
left swift
Who is brocc
frank otter
no 121769553603723265, I do not mean that
waxen panther
I am 😁
frank otter
:D > whatever that is
left swift
waxen panther
frank otter
or maybe not sadly I'm not sure
left swift
No brocc u are 
frank otter
is poki not worth of the :D
left swift
frank otter
because the :D is worthy of everything
golden gust
God damned cheese eating surrender monkeys
left swift
What are you saying young whippersnapper
frank otter
given that poki and the :D are not capable of coexisting I thus conclude the :D is too great an entity to exist within the mindspace of poki
frank otter
God damned cheese eating surrender monkeys
I'm not sure what the weirdest thing in this sentence is
do monkeys normally eat cheese
woven otter
just because spotted is a dumb rat doesn't mean he likes them
nono ask him about rats
woven otter
<:pokiKEK:829524034274328616>
:pokiSCREAM:
brittle dust
my level.dat and session.lock and stuff keep getting changed back to root group and locking
brittle dust
that didn't do anything at all
brittle dust
well idk what happened but it's starting
let's see if it stays up
XD
it's just been crashing
olive marlin
Probably have another server ran as root that's either crash looping or in background or something.
olive marlin
Because your perms are messed up.
golden gust
"it's just been crashing"
am placing bets
restart-script is set so that the server crashes and spawns in the background
olive marlin
Make sure you have no server running: sudo ps aux | grep java
Change file ownership: sudo chown -R $USER:$USER .
Start the server normally?
Just make sure you run them as the user you want.
Yeah - server started as root is crash looping is my guess, if the files get recreated.
brittle dust
uhmmm
this is strange.
lol
I only have the proxy on XD
well at least I thought I only had the proxy on......
golden gust
edit spigot.yml, make restart-script point to a file which doesn't exist
then, killall,or, reboot 🤷♂️
olive marlin
I mean, all servers should restart with old settings, then new one will crash with no script to run so should be dead?
golden gust
Well, killall won't cause them to restart
But, er, worse case that's what happens yea
brittle dust
Yeah this is a huge mess
I'm going to take a break
I'll just fire up my other vm with the working version
vernal moth
Mfw WhatsApp throwing shade at telegram when they backup unencrypted to fucking google drive
unkempt drift
iMessage #1
brittle dust
I've tried everything......I really have no idea
I don't even know where that variable gets set....I can't find it anywhere
lean kiln
looks like an error attempting to start the server gui
vernal moth
Just disable the GUI, lol
lean kiln
yea
brittle dust
the gui would be tmux in this case?
lean kiln
there is a gui the server comes with, it's not that useful but it's enabled by defualt
looks like it has issues starting for you is all
most disable it anyways
unkempt drift
someone here made it enabled by default a couple version ago....
wraith trail
I mean there would be something setting DISPLAY on the first place
So that'd cause issues elsewhere
But here this is a fine fix
lean kiln
someone here made it enabled by default a couple version ago....
thats vanilla that enables it unless you give a flag
lean kiln
i have a pr adding a config to disable it even without the flag tho lol
lean kiln
🤔
vernal moth
Spigot enabled it again, paper polled about what we should do
lean kiln
should merge the gui config
peak ginkgo
then did nothing
lean kiln
@cunning raft
unkempt drift
can blame jmp for not disabling it by default now tho, thats what you get for being on the dev team
even though you totally werent back then
cunning raft
everyone made fun of the config gui pr
only way it gets accepted now is if its a gamerule
or else z750 will decline
unkempt drift
rm -rf
brittle dust
XD
thanks bud
This is why I made another vm and started this...sense I knew it wouldn't go smooth
lol
golden gust
You have a display manager setting the DISPLAY variable, as we've already said
A quick trivial workaround for that would be, as we've already said, is to literally add unset DISPLAY in your startup script
magic river
Oh boy, apparently pokemane is 25 today
unkempt drift
good to know Amaranth is on the Pokemane beat today
woven otter
hot
worn ember
smh mac users ruining my fun again
waxen panther
so guys how bout that md_5 commit
waxen panther
mmm yes
limpid comet
wraith trail
https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5631 good timing
ancient bolt
how does md_5 maintain the shittiest code style I've ever seen
limpid comet
// CHECKSTYLE:OFF
worn ember
how does md_5 maintain the shittiest code style I've ever seen
forge code also hurts my soul sometimes
. at the end instead of the start 
unkempt drift
ew
surprised there isnt a built-in collector to turn a stream of entries back into a map
worn ember
you mean Collectors.toMap(Map.Entry::getKey, Map.Entry::getValue)?
unkempt drift
no, ik you can do that
but I meant one where you didnt have to specify arguments
hence "built-in"
so it just maps entry key/values to themselves in map
worn ember
oh, yeah its a bit annoying having to specify it every time
goes for a lot of java stuff tho
ancient bolt
golang does it that way. I think it looks weird but I didn't notice it at first
merry talon
go is god tier
viral hornet
limpid comet
unkempt drift
Is that supposed to be a burn or what… 😛
potent fossil
Who pang me
unkempt drift
complete mystery
worn ember
plastic mc
damn dude you got the whole squad laughing
potent fossil
<@!698668938661331045>
wat u want bleu
woven otter
sad man sad
brave radish
Who pang me
did earlier
vestal jasper
@void void hi
merry talon
what doesn't break discord
potent fossil
lol so BMW has a subscription you can pay to enable your car's heated seats and Tesla has one to increase the capacity of your battery apparently according to Techquickie
novel horizon
I think the Tesla's is a thing that in case of real emergency, you can drive for some time
Heated seats tho 🤔 kinda funny
unkempt drift
not sure it increases the battery capacity, might tweak it so you can use more battery
potent fossil
That doesn't justify it for tesla at all 😂
"I'm in an emergency, now I need to pay a microtransaction to unlock my fucking battery so I can drive"
novel horizon
No it's free in those emergencies I think
unkempt drift
there are performance upgrades all the time. right now, ive got one for $4k that dramatically increases the acceleration via a software update
novel horizon
But you can pay to unlock it maybe
unkempt drift
not gonna pay that, but it exists
novel horizon
idk if you compare it with some other things, it's everywhere lol
but these are pretty dumb for a car
potent fossil
yeah that's fine...the issue is that it's not a software upgrade down the line. it's a high performance battery put into lower end cars that you have to pay to unlock the full capacity, else it only charges to 60-70% of max
i don't believe it's in their current cars
but Soon (TM)
novel horizon
did techquickie said 60-70%?
potent fossil
no, 60-70 is my words but they did say the rest
novel horizon
Alright, well, still
unkempt drift
where are they getting that information?
novel horizon
I think I've heard that they activated it before, like the cars had some longer drive or so
unkempt drift
the only subscription from tesla that's new is gonna be the FSD subscription thats coming out this summer
cunning raft
lmfao
potent fossil
just noticed they're quoting a post from 2016 tho
unkempt drift
thats from 2016?
potent fossil
so idrk
unkempt drift
no clue if thats a thing
novel horizon
Well, I kinda get that 🤷♂️ it is weird kinda, but also.. It might be cheaper to use same batteries in other cars, but also they're better, so they just make it like that
cunning raft
with the base model 3
25k one
or 35k i mean
they then realized nobody bought the upgrade and they made no money
lmfao
unkempt drift
I can see that being useful to streamline production tho right?
potent fossil
unkempt drift
like only have to make one thing
cunning raft
oh yeah the microtransaction thing is 100% useful
golden gust
ironically also means that depending on how they do it you get better overall battery life at the cost of a lower range
novel horizon
Exactly though, Machine Maker
golden gust
and, yea, having one set of lines is easier than having multiple set of lines
cunning raft
it just doesn't look good optically because people think they already bought those things
it's hard for the end user to digest i guess
unkempt drift
yeah
novel horizon
It's easier for me to make more things of one type, I don't want the good thing to have for the lower cars, so 🤷♂️
But it's weird
cunning raft
but i think tesla still does this with heated seats in the m3
novel horizon
Heated seats are kinda weird though
golden gust
seems kinda dumb but the cost of setting up different production lines, the implications of having too little of one variant of the product vs the other, etc
cunning raft
because its cheaper to send out cars with heated seats than it is to make a production line without them
novel horizon
Yeah
unkempt drift
just the m3? seats are heated just fine in the Y
novel horizon
It is really weird, but also a good thing in a way
I didn't paid for it - I don't have it. Do I want it? Pay it, they'll activate it, done, nothing else needed
cunning raft
the m y probably has bigger profit margins
unkempt drift
its only slightly more expensive
cunning raft
and they may not do the heated seat thing any more either?
novel horizon
Let's buy one and see 🙂
cunning raft
i forget if they got rid of that with the base model
golden gust
I mean, it's kinda dumb that you've gotta pay a subscription for something you've already got
novel horizon
Paper's Discord testing cars
golden gust
But, gotta make that money...
novel horizon
Cat you can say that about a lot of things too
Why pay subscription for a program that you already bought
magic river
Tesla is going to start charging a subscription for a thing you already paid for that will never actually happen?
(FSD)
unkempt drift
the long range model Y is only $3k more than the long range model 3
crazy close in price
golden gust
I mean, think about it though, less mechanical parts to wear out, probs means that people are gonna be riding their cars for longer once they work out all the kinks
novel horizon
Tesla is still maintaining the system, doing updates etc.. They kinda need to find a way to earn some money on the cars after selling them too
unkempt drift
for all the extra room in the Y, even though I like the look of the 3 more... hard to pass up the extra space
golden gust
I mean, FSD is a weird one because it still is in active development
magic river
It's never going to be released
golden gust
So, in part, you're more paying for it as a service than as a piece of hardware, is maybe where that's going
novel horizon
Yeah
unkempt drift
@magic river no, only for people who havent paid for it and want in
golden gust
I CAN DREAM HAROLD
unkempt drift
if you paid for it, you have it, but they'll do a subscription model as well
novel horizon
ha ha
magic river
I bet it'll be subscription only in the future
cunning raft
little clickbait but :p
golden gust
about to crash into a car
novel horizon
Well, obviously
golden gust
DID I RENEW MY SUBScRIPTION?!
magic river
It's expensive for them to keep doing hardware upgrades for FSD for the people who already paid
novel horizon
it is really weird like that
magic river
Because the contract said they'll get it no matter what it takes to make it happen
unkempt drift
the hardware is all there since a couple years ago
magic river
So every time they realize they need a better camera or a better GPU it have to do free upgrades for everyone
golden gust
annnd theeen
novel horizon
I'm still scared though about the batteries lol, because here's not a lot of places to charge those
magic river
There is no way their existing hardware will allow FSD
cunning raft
infra is growing
golden gust
I mean, they're working on it
cunning raft
problem is a common port
magic river
They don't have LIDAR on there and even the ones with LIDAR aren't FSD yet
novel horizon
Well, yeah, of course, but depends on the country
golden gust
I mean, even in the UK they're slooooooowwwwly working on it
novel horizon
It should let you easily charge though, because it's not a range of 30 km, but hundreds, so
golden gust
But, think that we're pretty behind the curve here
magic river
Right, which means they won't have FSD
magic river
LIDAR is also computer vision, of a sort 😛
golden gust
Like, powering cars is a complex one because you've got stuff like cities where parking is already a massive ass
cunning raft
"because humans don't have lidar" - elon musk
magic river
But everyone else who has anything to do with self driving tech says you need LIDAR
novel horizon
I mean the text is horrible
magic river
Human eyes aren't cameras either
unkempt drift
cunning raft
the """"FSD"""" beta they have rn is p cool
golden gust
I mean, thing is that none of this is really regulated yet
magic river
The more we learn about how hard FSD is the more likely it is we'll never have it
unkempt drift
we'll see, but its not 100% that you need LIDAR
golden gust
So, yea, Tesla might be good without LiDAR
magic river
Tesla is aiming for a really dangerous middle ground between lane keeping and FSD
golden gust
But, if the people passing the laws say you need it... :/
magic river
They're trying to get it to a point where you don't have to keep your hands on the wheel but have to be able to take over instantly when the cars gives up
I think that's Level 3?
golden gust
Like, we don't really know, for all we know regulators could come out next week and say that FSD can't happen until the entire infrastructure moves towards rails in the ground, and then we'd be fucked
magic river
Level 5 is the holy grail, you can take a nap while the car takes you somewhere
novel horizon
People are dumb though sometimes
magic river
Ah, no, Level 4 is what they think they're going to turn on
Level 3 is highways only
0 is nothing, 1 is cruise control, 2 is lane keeping, lane switching, and collision avoidance (high end sedans already have all of this)
3 is it'll do everything on the highway, 4 is it'll do everything, 5 is 4 but you never have to worry about the car giving up and making you hit the brakes or swerve
3 seems like we can probably do it but has safety issues
4 is a safety nightmare
5 is the cold fusion of AI research 😛
novel horizon
Surely it's not the best, it'll be better. I'd say though it's not that bad. Sure it should be as close to 0% of any failure
But people are much worse, so many cases of car crashes because of people, damn
magic river
I think once laws catch up with all of this level 4 will be illegal
Ah, that research says the cameras have to be on top of the car, I guess I could see that
Gives you a better perspective to analyze distances
So Tesla would still have to do a new hardware revision, right? Aren't their cameras in the front?
novel horizon
I think there's cameras around the whole car and sensors
magic river
Ok but not on top, they're on the sides
novel horizon
Yeah, I don't think they're on top exactly
magic river
And front is the most important since that's the direction you're moving and want to avoid things from 😛
The others are useful for defensive driving and lane switching but the main thing is what's in front of you
Stuff that matters on the sides and back is going to be close enough you can probably get away with pretty simple systems
novel horizon
yeah, just program it like if crash then dont, easy 🙂
magic river
btw, Audi already has a car with Level 3 features
It'll drive through a traffic jam for you 😄
novel horizon
I kinda like Teslas specifically
But hey I'm poor, I can't have any of these cars, lol
magic river
Oh, I was wrong about what level 4 is
It's level 3 but you don't have to worry about taking control
Or it's level 5 but only in specific areas/scenarios
And of course Musk says Tesla will have level 5, not level 4
Level 4 is what Waymo is already doing with their taxi service in Arizona
novel horizon
Damn what is he typing for 5 minutes
stray cairn
Hey guys anyone have a suggestion for finding a plugin that disables players from right clicking a mob spawner with a spawner egg (like a horse) and changing the mob spawner type? Example - changing a spider mob spawner to a horse spawner.
novel horizon
That only works in creative though, right
stray cairn
My phone kept changing spawner to Spawner and it was annoying me
magic river
I thought that was a plugin thing to begin with
novel horizon
That's a plugin thing, if it happens to you, otherwise you can do that only in creative
magic river
No, I mean, I didn't think that was a thing in vanilla
stray cairn
Apparently it is
golden gust
pretty sure it is in creative mode
novel horizon
But there's multiple plugins that can block that
golden gust
otherwise theres essentials and such which adds it for survival
novel horizon
Plugins that allow block "use item on" or so
But if it happens to you for people with survival, that's your thing
magic river
Huh, apparently 1.8 added that
novel horizon
For some time you can change spawners with eggs, but only in creative
golden gust
there is an option in paper.yml to disable it
stray cairn
But there's multiple plugins that can block that
Name?
stray cairn
there is an option in paper.yml to disable it
Ooooooo
novel horizon
Do you not want people to change them in creative?
golden gust
also, not limited to creative mode
magic river
I don't see anything that says it's creative only
golden gust
Thought it was
magic river
You just normally can't get eggs unless you're in creative
golden gust
Yea, I was just looking at the code, it's all eggs ^^
stray cairn
Players only have survival in my server and they can do it
novel horizon
Before it didn't work, isn't that a Spigot thing o rso?
golden gust
if you can get the eggs you can do it
waxen panther
bababooyee
stray cairn
I used to disable it but idk I thought CMI disabled but guess not
I typically sell spawn eggs to players that’s how they get them
And if they have a big brain moment they right click mob spawner w egg they buy from spawn
novel horizon
It works, that's pretty dumb
cunning raft
cmi 
limpid comet
Jroy loves cmi
novel horizon
Before it didn't worked in survival, it just spawned the mob
stray cairn
Oh loves?
limpid comet
Yes
novel horizon
Yeah he loves it for sure
stray cairn
So a good trigger got it
magic river
According to the wiki it has worked since 1.8, when that feature was added
limpid comet
Yes precisely
magic river
It's never been creative only
stray cairn
They should not have added it
novel horizon
I remember it, that's really weird
stray cairn
I hate it
golden gust
cancelling one of the events will cause it to spawn the mob instead of changing the spawner or something iirc
novel horizon
Yeah
novel horizon
But CMI has more features 
so it's better, of course
It's funny to find it though, I thought of a way to get some eggs
When we're talking about EssX, they can block interacting with blocks like spawners
coarse lily
CMI is way too bloated IMO
cunning raft
When we're talking about EssX, they can block interacting with blocks like spawn...
fix s0n
cunning raft
waiting for a pineapple to approve my prs
best part of supporting legacy is having to remake the entire PersistantDataContainer for 1.8.8-1.13
novel horizon
EssX kinda nice for the use of blocking the interaction of spawners, probably
And of course, for only 9.99 you can get the access to change those spawners! Call immediately
stray cairn
cancelling one of the events will cause it to spawn the mob instead of changing ...
Did you say I could disable changing the mob spawner in paper.yml?
golden gust
Yes
novel horizon
golden gust
no
novel horizon
Find it
stray cairn
Thanks again I really appreciate it
stray cairn
Hey cat sorry I pinged you. Pings annoy me too most of the time 😂😂😂
stray cairn
It’s ok the kids in my mc server are constantly doing it so
novel horizon
Oh then you can do it, it's fine
Everyone does it to me constantly, not pinging, but either spamming it or @novel horizon hey can i ask a question
@novel horizon hey it's been 5 seconds are u here even???????
stray cairn
Yeah that’s what happens to me
stray cairn
My favorite is hey I have a question
Or can I ask question? My dear you just did. 😅
But yeah it’s ok they know I’m busy so they’re just trying to be nice or they’re young
novel horizon
Well it's not a bad thing, but they do it constantly, well, at least they're polite.. Well, most of the time
stray cairn
Yes exactly
novel horizon
You know, I'm a fortune teller and I'd say you love horses
Is it even fortune teller the term? Nah, well.. whatever
stray cairn
🐴
waxen panther
hi there
waxen panther
whats your actual username?
no no, your actual name
and why did you join my discord and delete the join message lmao
thorny totem
thats his internal discord user id xD
waxen panther
vestal jasper
the purpose of VC is to communicate
sitting in one muted is pretty strange behaviour
especially when you just stay muted when people join lol
novel horizon
😶
drowsy urchin
Why can’t regular people post in #adorable-pets ?
lean kiln
i cant either
novel horizon
Yeah
drowsy urchin
Damn
vestal jasper
you have to have an adorable cat first smh my head
unreal quarry
#adorable-pets message
drowsy urchin
vestal jasper
listen kashike probably got confused and mistook your massive beard for a cat
lean kiln
probably not
waxen panther
ok 😀
novel horizon
Alright then I'll look at matrix
unreal quarry
golden gust
mfw I thought it was just a picture of billy on a hobo day
magic river
I thought that was obvious 😛
golden gust
My sperm donor was one of those people who'd provide running commentry on a film, and hogged the tv practically 24/7, so, yea...
novel horizon
O_o
spiral robin
@potent fossil 
golden gust
yes
potent fossil
"hello genetic father"
"hello genetic son"
"goodbye" (in unison)
golden gust
I mean, it's complex, I lived with my birth givers for years outside of the few years I lived with my grandparents, but, my birth giver kicked him out like 2013ish (and last I knew he was saying that many of my siblings weren't his, so, fuck 'im) or something, and then I went to uni in 2015 and bar 2 visits back haven't spoke to my birth giver since
novel horizon
what does the buffalo say to his son when he's leaving? bison
potent fossil
I mean, it's complex, I lived with my birth givers for years outside of the few ...
the only thing i can reasonably say to this is
golden gust
i can top it
Like, I love tragic comedy, and my parents where shitty so not having them around is basically the best thing ever in a sense of moving forward in my life, so, it's funny
novel horizon
Yeah
golden gust
Like, I remember the last time I saw him in the house and it was like "Shane, I'm not gonna be around any more, your mothers kicking me out", and it was funny because it was all like, I had to leave the room as I was pissing my sides laughing at how pathetic it was given that he used to basically act as if he could take on anyone, and after years of his crazy stories I was subjected to, topkek
The only sad part is all the movies I missed out watching because you can hardly watch shows with commentry; Like, when I remember tryna watch movies, I just remember this army movie
It annoys me as I don't remember what movie it was, but, otherwise it seemed kinda funny, but there is this one scene in which they pan upon a mental hospital for like soldiers, and everybodies just chilling around and shit, and then all of a sudden they all start acting as if they've lost the plot, and we got the commentry of "haha, do you get it? It's a mental hosptal, and so they just started pretending when he came in so that they didn't have to serve"
Then again, there is always blackadder
unreal quarry
gives cat a big hug
unreal quarry
my dad always rewound the same scene 4 times and was like "haha! did you see that?!"
golden gust
oh god
novel horizon
I hate that, rewinding scenes for no reason
potent fossil
my dad watching a cop show:
the cop: "sir please get out of your vehicle so that we can search it."
my dad: pauses
"DID YOU SEE THAT?"
"He's asking the driver to get out because he smells weed."
"Just watch."
unpauses
cop enters vehicle and finds a small baggy of weed
pauses
"WOAH! LOOK AT THAT! WEED!"
i can't watch anything with the man
novel horizon
well
golden gust
WELL, COLOR ME FUCKING SURPRISED
novel horizon
better than "fking cops ruining everything they should be....." or so
I hate that much more
that's so bad
potent fossil
huh
golden gust
unkempt drift
Speaking of cop shows… this is the best one. Prob cause it’s not a show. https://youtu.be/nC9oTDCWloI
The actual sheriff of Ramsay County MN, streams his Friday night patrols
novel horizon
Like sure there are bad cops, but some people are like they're doing just bad things and they shouldn't exist etc
unkempt drift
It’s nice cause it’s unedited (they do mute sometimes). And it’s just your average Friday night
And they have great accents
waxen panther
golden gust
I'd rather live in a world with the police than without, and many of my mates who some are people of color feel the same, I mean, we have our stupid jokes with one another, and think some of the stuff is dumb, but, not really on the pigs and many will basically ignore the dumb things like smoking so long as you're not being a moron showing off
waxen panther
cant say i've ever had a bad interaction with the police where i live at least
novel horizon
I mean there's a lot of bad people in general, everywhere
Doesn't mean all cops are bad
i hate thing as acab or so
also I saw some thing on reddit
was kinda dumb
golden gust
oh god, my mate was doing a deal once and picking up some of the green stuff, some copper was driving past and just looked at them and was like looking as if "good job" lol
But, student area and most are chill so long as you're not being stupid, but, like, damn
novel horizon
Some cop trainer saying that the best sex is after killing someone or something like that
golden gust
Nigerian too
Whenever he picked up he'd always pull some shit like saying that he got it took off him before he came up, so none of us believed him when he ws saying that he got caught until he was saying that the copper just drove past
Then again, there was the time him and two others where smoking outside and the coppers basically rode around the block
novel horizon
unkempt drift
I think that is probably just true on a base animal level.
novel horizon
He's really idiotic, had some weird things before
golden gust
copper basically grabbed the smoke which they chucked on the floor, asked if they had any more, and was like nope, copper didn't seem fussed, but ofc the white boy grassed himself up and handed it over
unkempt drift
Usually when you kill you are protecting yourself, and sex, well that also feels good
unkempt drift
Those are two very low-level things in our brain, and so combining them, yeah
novel horizon
and he wasn't suspended before lol
still it's weird
but whatever
😄
I had now rice with chicken meat and vegetables, i like it
golden gust
One thing I miss about living with people of different color is the food
I mean, I say that as a brit who came from a family where all meals where from frozen cardboard boxes and chips pretty much, so, flavour is like, literally anything but frozen chicken
novel horizon
yeah lol
but still
it's nice
i like different foods, although im kinda picky about some
golden gust
You will NEVER understand the power of good food until you're there sitting, crying your eyes out because your tongue is on fire, as you shovel in another mouth full of fire
novel horizon
lol, I had yesterday some food and it was a bit hot for me, but okay
I don't like food like it's fire 😄
vestal jasper
properly cooked food is a luxury for me
noone in my family cooks and all they buy is frozen boxed meals
that and cheap fast food's what I've gotten used to 🤠
golden gust
My father used to give us like his left over curry whenever he'd get some in, maybe a popadom or two too, but, basically, this one time fat ass me went for like the biggest chunk of like lamb or something, which also happened to have like a huge ass blob of spices in there
novel horizon
Well properly cooked food - sometimes i make some food, but ..
worn ember
that and cheap fast food's what I've gotten used to 🤠
Damn that sucks. My dad is an amazing cook
vestal jasper
even taco bell is exciting lmao
golden gust
Yea, I came from a family which was the same, my grandparents would cook stuff otherwise but most of the time it was frozen stuff
worn ember
No
waxen panther
😬
novel horizon
what
golden gust
My grandmas corned beef was fucking to die for
vestal jasper
Damn that sucks. My dad is an amazing cook
my grandma used to cook but that was like 10+ years ago
worn ember
Sadness
waxen panther
the faster the food is to eat, the better
golden gust
I was eating huel once but when I moved with my flatmates I stopped with it
vestal jasper
i'm the best chef in the family and even then that's a low bar 
golden gust
Like, huel is okay for the day to day grind, and been considering getting back on it
not 100% though
worn ember
@waxen panther Everytime I went somewhere to eat at a friend or something i had to say it was good but in reality the food at home was still better cx
waxen panther
yeah my parents are great cooks
i just dont really care about food
unless its a curry 😋
im going to do a new huel order tonight
worn ember
You should. It keeps you alive
vestal jasper
I'm 100% a food driven person, you put a plate in front of me and I will eat it.
Easiest way to gain my trust too 
worn ember
Want some candy?
vestal jasper
depends
worn ember
It's in my van
worn ember
Ass sorted fish. Yes
vestal jasper
that's sorta shitty ngl
worn ember
Yes. It's sorted by poophole size
vestal jasper
think i'll pass
worn ember
Shame
golden gust
The only thing that kicks me with huel is the cost and the messing around for delivery
Like, part of me kinda does wanna pick it back up again as it was just so easy, but then another part of me is just, urgh
worn ember
Just cook ya lazy fuck
golden gust
Oh, I saw an article this morning, apparently brits need to drink like 124 pints or something after lockdown ends to keep pubs open
But, why?
worn ember
To make up their losses
golden gust
I more meant to your statement
waxen panther
124?
golden gust
having to drink that much is obvs with our government ;P
waxen panther
light afternoon bro
golden gust
lol
waxen panther
so excited for monday
golden gust
Was thinking like, yea, brits can do that, lol
waxen panther
it's been so long 
worn ember
What happens Monday?
golden gust
we get to hug people
worn ember
Yuck
golden gust
some of the rules are relaxing a bit
worn ember
We might have festivals this summer
waxen panther
pubs are letting you sit inside
worn ember
Gonna be even harder now to get a ticket for Tomorrowland
golden gust
holy shit
They're gonna allow some gym classes
Well, actually, they allowed gyms again other week
But, still
waxen panther
tbh my gym doesnt give af lol
we have to wipe down the equipment but other than that
golden gust
I mean, it was just dumb
waxen panther
the masks while walking around thing lasted a few days there until the pt's gave up
golden gust
Obesity is like, a massive predeterminate towards if you'll end up in the hospital, but, god forbid we allow gyms to open
meanwhile places like mcDonalds where open just fine
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
worn ember
Yeah same here
Could go to McDonald's but not get a haircut
Could travel to India but damn you if you didn't take a shopping cart in the store
merry talon
we have to wipe down the equipment but other than that
this has always been the case pandemic or not
some people are just.. 
waxen panther
my gym didnt have cleaning stuff readily available pre-covid
golden gust
I mean, same here really, like you'd wipe off the seat with your towel but otherwise, eeer...
golden gust
but, same here, never been to a gym which had any actual cleaning stuff around
merry talon
uhh it's more about the sweat
golden gust
ik
merry talon
weirdos
people get shunned for not wiping down the equipment here
not that I ever go to the gym, but
waxen panther
what country are you in?
merry talon
canada
golden gust
Am UK
golden gust
Nice
merry talon
cunning raft
chips and vinegar?
waxen panther
no!
wraith oracle
putting vinegar and chips together sound like a federal crime to me
novel horizon
Why is searching for people not working for me? Like "from" and "mentions"
merry talon
wait a second...
golden gust
The trick is salt AND vinegar
merry talon
yes
unkempt drift
Salt and vinegar chips are amazing
merry talon
That statement is true for both meanings of chips
unkempt drift
Speaking of flavors of things… best Gatorade flavor is lime & cucumber right?
golden gust
I miss proper fish shop chips, but most of the places generally don't cook them all too well these days
Never had that one I don't think
unkempt drift
It’s disgusting
merry talon
wtf is that combination
golden gust
I think most companies think brits are bland af so we generally don't get many of the flavours here
unkempt drift
One of my friends brought it to school one day, and decided give us a taste.
As gross as it sounds
I like lime, I like cucumbers (not in drink form). Idk who thought to put them together
merry talon
cucumbers are meh
potent fossil
ITT: people hating on Mojitorade
golden gust
god, I miss BBQs
merry talon
You could have your own
golden gust
I mean, best I could get is one of those crappy disposable ones, and I'd have to do it in like a shared yard where there is no real good place for it
part ofme wants to pester my mates into it, but they're muslims, so, lots of the typical BBQ stuff is a no-go, bleh
novel horizon
Alright so
waxen panther
wait a second...
problem? 😡
novel horizon
I wanted to be a "good" guy and I was like "oh the search for that user with long name as numbers really doesn't work, so I'll send a Discord info about that"
Discord answer from bug report: Did you restart computer or reinstall the app
also 🤷♂️
waxen panther
Rise and shine 😁
novel horizon
yeah ^^ 🙂
novel horizon
Anyone know some decent survival map for vanilla? Just a normal map, some "custom" built biomes or structures, to play for fun? I was looking for some, but damn, most sites suck and they're like old 10 years or so
Maybe I could use the custom json generation, although that's weird
Anyone wanna make some custom world json generator 😄
novel horizon
no
tribal flicker
same help
waxen panther
tribal flicker
i still got atleast 2 hours in me before i pass away, cringe
there's nothing worse than waking up and it's dark outside
void void
Yep 👍
void void
haven't slept yet? 😫
Same
novel horizon
Listen to this before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM
merry talon
add 3 zeros
vernal moth
you have no lint script in your package.json
could like look this for example https://github.com/PaperMC/Hangar/blob/master/frontend/package.json#L10
cedar spade
Eject
- Local Disk (C:)
novel horizon
Ew, Epic
ashen cliff
Device in use.
🤔 At this point nothing it stopping me from just taking out the SSD and migrating the whole VM to an actually PC.
Oh wait there is. Due to how Windows works, it would require a mice and keyboard plugged in. Otherwise I wouldn't have a mouse pointer. 
potent fossil
just finished it takes two
novel horizon
i was confused a bit for a sec there "just finished it, takes two" but it's "just finished It takes two" 😄 pretty chill game
potent fossil
some of it is quite infuriating
novel horizon
yeah
some parts may be a bit more.. frustrating, overall its kinda nice, I haven't played it myself though, just saw it
untold copper
just finished it takes two
it takes two is awesome
potent fossil
yup played it with my fiancee
worn ember
potent fossil
@limpid comet is bleutiful 
void void
😝
potent fossil
jfc
vernal moth
cross browser tracking 😄
vernal moth
"Of the four major browsers impacted, only Chrome developers appear to be aware of the scheme flooding vulnerability."
potent fossil
This vulnerability has been possible for more than 5 years and its true impact is unknown. In a quick search of the web, we couldn’t find any website actively exploiting it but we still felt the need to report it as soon as possible.
🙃
vernal moth
"Despite privacy being a main development focus for the Safari browser, it turned out to be the easiest browser of the four to exploit."
😄
potent fossil
kekw
sheesh
the tor one is really bad lol
it does it silently, really really fast
vernal moth
no tor is the slowest by default, if you doN't have user interaction
potent fossil
There was no progress bar at all for me on tor, it immediately found 12 apps on my pc
vernal moth
interesting
maybe it has since been improved
I saw that the tor code has been commented out
potent fossil
the article mentioned that tor had no popups, which made for an even worse vuln ironically. one in which the exploit can fire off all the requests w/o the user ever knowing at all
vernal moth
lemme git blame that
vernal moth
oh they added a captcha for tor?
vernal moth
yeah that was a fake captcha to bypass the limit, I see now
potent fossil
it just dawned on me it may be working in the background while the captcha is up however that would defeat the purpose
oh lol
Oh. That's what the article meant.
vernal moth
basically, tor limits these checks to once per 10 seconds per user interaction
but if you can trigger 24 user interactions, the limit is void
potent fossil
Right. Okay yeah, I was confused on what I read but the captcha makes sense now
That's hilarious
vernal moth
they don't even check the captcha, they just basically phish the user interactions, its really clever
potent fossil
Yeah that's amazing
vernal moth
I also broke chrome
potent fossil
vernal moth
worth noting that a msft employee triaged the chrome issue
and even opened the initial chrome bug that lead to the discovery of this exploit
worn ember
i didnt even know i had zoom installed
frank otter
London moment
prime pawn
Is there a plugin or config option that allows higher enchanted books to enchant items via anvils? For example Efficiency VI with an anvil giving Efficiency VI for a pickaxe, instead of Efficiency V?
limpid comet
@peak ginkgo can i get the link to that
i remember seeing it on hackernews but i never tried it out on my desktop
peak ginkgo
worn ember
no
limpid comet
ok
unkempt drift
What is this?
limpid comet
new fingerprinting mechanism
peak ginkgo
FingerprintJS basically discovered they can spam your browser with other programs uris
limpid comet
uses application specific uris to fingerprint your pc
peak ginkgo
and see which ones reply
limpid comet
yea
unkempt drift
Ooo, smart
limpid comet
seems so obvious now that its a thing
worn ember
its been known for a long time tho
limpid comet
yea i assumed so
limpid comet
i haven't heard of it before fingerprintjs but then again i don't keep up with the latest in browser fingerprinting techniques
unkempt drift
Not gonna fingerprint me on my iPhone
limpid comet
they already have your actual fingerprint
limpid comet
what makes safari the easiest?
vernal moth
Read the blog post
limpid comet
oh
unkempt drift
It says only works in desktop
vernal moth
Yes
limpid comet
interesting
wide chasm
TIL I have Spotify installed
worn ember
i had the same with zoom lmfao
ashen cliff
Bruh. The test finished instantly on Firefox.
On Chrome it takes at least like 30s more.
unkempt drift
#paper-help is poppin
worn ember
when isnt it
peak ginkgo
workin double time in #paper-help
unkempt drift
Counting down the days till no more mask for me. 12 to go
peak ginkgo
it is now tbh
Fully vaccinated people can resume activities without wearing a mask or physically distancing, except where required by federal, state, local, tribal, or territorial laws, rules, and regulations, including local business and workplace guidance.
unkempt drift
Had my 2nd shot 2 days ago
worn ember
omg anti vaxxerr!!
vernal moth
Java 16 at 5% already, woooo
potent fossil
I'm fully vaxxed but I'ma keep my mask on bc im paranoid af 
potent fossil
correct, but even though im fully vaxxed, I can still contract covid though it may not make me sick, and i can still spread it
vernal moth
Java 16 at 5% already, woooo
That's 5k servers in just a few days
worn ember
true
potent fossil
and for context im around unvaxxed people
vernal moth
correct, but even though im fully vaxxed, I can still contract covid though it m...
Altho it's less likely cause you have less viruses in your blood
unkempt drift
Well… actually no. You are very very unlikely to spread it. That’s what prompted this latest policy change
peak ginkgo
Originally it was belived that if you were vaccined it would just make you a carrier who can't "get it"
Now they're confident that you're good
worn ember
you can also still die from covid with the vaccine :p just very slim chance
peak ginkgo
You can die from everything with or without the proper medicine
"Just very slim chance"
potent fossil
i also just bought these new masks for $50 from dbrand so im going to keep wearing my mask
limpid comet
wtf
worn ember
good oskar, suffer
limpid comet
dbrand masks since when
peak ginkgo
limpid comet
dbrand doesn't sell s10+ cases or screen protectors anymore 
peak ginkgo
get a new phone
potent fossil
the surprise is a robot mask and you get to participate in complete the code 2 with a card they mail you
limpid comet
which, should be very soon
woven otter
you can also still die from covid with the vaccine :p just very slim chance
ded the anti vaxxer?
void void
you can also still die from covid with the vaccine :p just very slim chance
Yes very true…
worn ember
you can also die from getting hit by a meteorite sooo yeah
woven otter
can you die from farting too loud
worn ember
if you fart at like 120db
limpid comet
intellectual paper discussion