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coarse lily
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tmux, TextMate, toilets, etc.

twin lagoon
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toilets

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do you shit in a bucket

runic shale
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lol

meager tusk
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it is

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you've learned so much

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i'm proud of you BLOOB.

runic shale
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yes...

coarse lily
runic shale
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accept*

left swift
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wtf a michael cosplayer

coarse lily
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I didn't come here to be judged, okay.

runic shale
left swift
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good cuz i wasnt talking about u

meager tusk
runic shale
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damn

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thats tough

meager tusk
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yea i lost my hands in an accident

coarse lily
runic shale
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late reply but whats wrong with a oracle vm box for linux?

twin lagoon
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for testing, nothing

meager tusk
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for servers* nothing

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do it

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you won't regret it

runic shale
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fine fine

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I will

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..

meager tusk
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good

runic shale
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let me read about it though to double check

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because one time I use ubuntu

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but I was like ugly and decided to move on to debian

swift root
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@twin lagoon UWU!

twin lagoon
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good

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larry pepelove

swift root
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cuTπ

twin lagoon
potent fossil
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larry why is your website "under construction"

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what are you hiding

twin lagoon
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hello pimple

potent fossil
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hi mike

twin lagoon
runic shale
potent fossil
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I can't send you pepelove because my nitro ran out .

twin lagoon
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get fucked

runic shale
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got to go to a video game store brb

coarse lily
potent fossil
coarse lily
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Poor Larry's website

swift root
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It's under construction because I haven't built anything particularly substantial for it haha

magic river
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Did I just hear someone was using Oracle Linux?

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Who hurt you?

twin lagoon
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he means virtualbox

swift root
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I use Oracle™️ Infrastructure™️ with all of my Official Oracle™️ Software and Hardware Needs!

twin lagoon
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Powered by Oracle™️ Cloud™️

swift root
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Mmmmhmhmhmm

potent fossil
magic river
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I see no point to using virtualbox on linux and maybe not even on macOS but no one cares enough to fork/replace it on Windows and Oracle hasn't done anything to it since they bought it so... eh

swift root
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Simple why are you stalking me flushedpepe

potent fossil
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cuz you're cyoot 😳

swift root
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omg no u

potent fossil
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i already knew that about myself but thx

twin lagoon
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vmware Pog

magic river
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That reminds me, I wonder if anti-cheats and DRM ban you for using WSL2

twin lagoon
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they don't

magic river
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Because using WSL2 means using Hyper-V which means technically your Windows instance is in a VM

twin lagoon
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no?

magic river
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Yes

twin lagoon
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why would it make your windows instance a vm

magic river
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Hyper-V is a hypervisor

potent fossil
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what

magic river
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Hyper-V is the OS

twin lagoon
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wat

magic river
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Windows is one of the VMs running under it

potent fossil
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hyper-v is a software hypervisor is it not

twin lagoon
meager tusk
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actually

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you can look at the hyper-v docs

potent fossil
twin lagoon
magic river
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Windows is a special VM, like the Dom0 for Xen, but still

meager tusk
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ESEA does at least

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doesn't ban but disallows

magic river
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Also Microsoft recently got the patches landed in Linux to have it be the special VM instead so you can use Hyper-V without Windows now

twin lagoon
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@true canyon I HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED BY AUTHORITARIAN TYRANT MODS

true canyon
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oh no how terrible

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who would do such a thing

twin lagoon
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@swift root LARRY HELP reeeeeeeee

potent fossil
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im still getting over the fact that windows is a vm when hyper-v is enabled

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makes me not happy

twin lagoon
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i do believe i need some time to process that

magic river
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I would expect denuvo to fail after you enable WSL2

twin lagoon
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nah denuvo works fine

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i haven't encountered a single issue with anticheats & wsl2

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i think only in the past when it just released

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"In addition, if you have Hyper-V enabled, those latency-sensitive, high-precision applications may also have issues running in the host. This is because with virtualization enabled, the host OS also runs on top of the Hyper-V virtualization layer, just as guest operating systems do. However, unlike guests, the host OS is special in that it has direct access to all the hardware, which means that applications with special hardware requirements can still run without issues in the host OS."

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what

magic river
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So now instead of pretending you aren't running in a VM you just have to pretend you're a WSL2 user and you can use a virtual machine to snoop on DRM

twin lagoon
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Also, applications relying on sub-10ms timers such as live music mixing applications or high precision times could have issues running in a virtual machine.

royal kernel
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hi

magic river
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When Hyper-V is enabled Windows is a VM with PCI passthrough

twin lagoon
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i wonder if that's the fucking reason my voicemeeter audio is cancer sometimes

royal kernel
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I use Vm ware

coarse lily
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So kinda against my will.

twin lagoon
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i actually don't have hyper-v enabled

magic river
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Translating virtual machine images is really simple

twin lagoon
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just Windows Hypervisor Platform & Virtual Machine Platform

royal kernel
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I find VM ware easier for booting isos

meager tusk
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I don't have either, Michael

magic river
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Hyper-V is the windows features is just the UI and such to control it

twin lagoon
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no but the feature itself isn't enabled

magic river
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Doesn't matter

twin lagoon
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yet windows hypervisor platform is literally just a fancy usermode API for hyperv

magic river
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The feature is just named dumb

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I wonder if someone has tried to poke at the Hyper-V bits on Windows 10 Home

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Seems easier to just pirate Pro, you're violating the license either way

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But yeah, the "Hyper-V" feature is just the UI and command line tools to control it, "Virtual Machine Platform" is the actual hypervisor

royal kernel
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what makes it different to vm ware or virtual box

twin lagoon
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hyper-v is a type 1 hypervisor

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vmware / virtualbox type 2

royal kernel
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oh

meager tusk
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it's one powershell line

royal kernel
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Id use the linux for vms

meager tusk
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or something i don't remember

twin lagoon
royal kernel
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I use KVM

twin lagoon
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well hold the phone why can't they just expose the good shit to me if my entire operating system runs in a virtual machine anyways

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where's my snapshotting & suspend stuff KEKWHYPER

royal kernel
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Doesnt Vmware have a type 1 thats instead of an os

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just the hyperviser

twin lagoon
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ESXi yes

royal kernel
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Fr your host do you use linux or windows

meager tusk
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gpu passthrough with kvm 😍

royal kernel
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Linux for me

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Doesn’t Qubes use something like kvm

meager tusk
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idk what that is

royal kernel
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Qubes is THE most secure os

twin lagoon
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oh yeah qubes os is a pretty interesting one

royal kernel
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Its so hard to get compatible hardware tho

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Fr Qubes

twin lagoon
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literally any modern desktop pc

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or any pc from 2008+

royal kernel
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No nvidea gpus tho

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Only amd 500s

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540-580

twin lagoon
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why would you remotely care about your GPU when using qubes os

royal kernel
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Vm compatibility’s

twin lagoon
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what

royal kernel
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It wont launch vms if u use nvidea

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Its strange

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The driver issues

magic river
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Isn't ESXi cheating by copying chunks of the Linux kernel in for their "custom OS"?

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I remember there being some lawsuits about that

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They were trying to implement the Linux kernel API so they could use drivers from it

royal kernel
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Who would sue them, linux is open source

twin lagoon
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license violations

magic river
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Um

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Open source doesn't mean public domain, use it however you want

royal kernel
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Oh like ubuntu

upper flicker
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vmware? Be sketchy? Noooooooooooooooooo

twin lagoon
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what

upper flicker
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next you’re going to tell me that Oracle aren’t my friends

coarse lily
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Oracle isn't your friend.

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Unless you have money.

upper flicker
royal kernel
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Oracle is horrible

magic river
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Surprise, money wins

royal kernel
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Big surprise

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Do you guys prefer 1.8 or 1.9 pvp

magic river
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Minecraft is not a game for PVP

true canyon
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1.16 PVP

royal kernel
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I dont care between them

magic river
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In any game that runs over the network melee PVP is a terrible idea and you should feel bad for thinking it'd work 😛

royal kernel
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😭

runic shale
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If anyone needs help with there server I am down minecraftheart

modest path
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discount michael

runic shale
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wdym

magic river
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You have michael's avatar but worse

runic shale
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I am not the only one

tribal flicker
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wish michael

royal kernel
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For a second I though michael changed his name

modest path
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michael -> hinchloid

runic shale
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no

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I am not michael 😦

royal kernel
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Linux is fun

magic river
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Considering what Michael's avatar is does that make him Michael but dumb? 😛

runic shale
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f it I am changing my profile

magic river
tribal flicker
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don't give in to social pressure 😳

royal kernel
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Yes

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Linux triggered it tho

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Isnt fastboot fun when you want to get to the bios

upper flicker
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> letting paper general bully you into changing your avatar

runic shale
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into this 👀

left swift
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where the michael cosplayer go

royal kernel
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Start a michael cult

modest path
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paper general mean >:)

undone crest
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Hey all awesome people...

Other than OBS Studio is there any other game video recording software you can recommend?

runic shale
royal kernel
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Does nvidea have a screen recording thong?

potent fossil
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yes

royal kernel
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Alt z

meager tusk
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shadowplay ye

runic shale
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streamlabs try that

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lol

potent fossil
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this is the off topic channel

magic river
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streamlabs is just OBS

potent fossil
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we talk about a lot of things

runic shale
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ah okay!

meager tusk
potent fossil
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Idriz <3

pseudo solstice
modest path
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who fucking pinged me

potent fossil
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it adds a lot of stuff on top for making nice streams quickly and easily, but it's nothing you can't do with just OBS and some basic knowledge

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twitch bots for example are literally just IRC bots

royal kernel
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Sorry

potent fossil
undone crest
undone crest
potent fossil
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wat

royal kernel
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Paper discord has more members then Spigot

lean kiln
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🤯

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Paper has had a Discord for much longer than Spigot has

royal kernel
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I thought more people used spigot

lean kiln
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On like 1.8 sure

royal kernel
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Even tho papers better

lean kiln
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on modern versions, Paper is more popular

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i.e. 1.15, 1.16

royal kernel
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Why dont people use 1.8 paper

lean kiln
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they do

royal kernel
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Is 1.8 spigot still supported

lean kiln
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it's just not the majority of 1.8

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no

true canyon
modest path
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imagine hosting 1.8

royal kernel
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1.8 and 1.12 is fr servers tho

runic shale
modest path
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ngl i kinda miss 1.12 but newer versions are better

modest path
runic shale
royal kernel
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NOO

modest path
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yes

modest path
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do it and i'll cry

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maybe even piss and shit

magic river
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Looks just like the kittens my cousin's dog ate a couple week ago

runic shale
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heh

royal kernel
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But squishing cats are fine

modest path
magic river
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He thought leaving a 6 month old Presa Canario and a new litter of kittens together in the same room was a good idea

royal kernel
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That was oddly entertaining

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Java 8 vs java 11

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Which is better

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Fr servers

quaint cloak
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Java 11

royal kernel
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I use java 15

modest path
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java latest

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i mean unless you're a masochist

royal kernel
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Like someone who uses bukkit or spigot

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Or the default minecraft server

cosmic raft
royal kernel
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I cant read

potent fossil
cosmic raft
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kek

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emotes

royal kernel
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Who else watches ltt

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Just asking

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No one😭

wraith trail
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sometimes when it's on something i'm interested in

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which is rarely

modest path
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i mean sometimes ill watch it if he talks about something interesting

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usually it's just drama

royal kernel
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LTT is my fav

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Linus retirement

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Do you watch his gpu videos

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Or laptop reviews

void void
true canyon
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Nah, 1.8 is dead.

void void
void void
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1.8 is dead? xd

true canyon
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Unfortunately, 1.8 died 5 years, 1 month, and 18 days ago.

warm anchor
modest path
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following up to what thonk

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i see nothing out of the ordinary here

warm anchor
void void
royal kernel
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Does sportpaper have the latest patches thi

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Tho

void void
warm anchor
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no one cares about 1.8 here though

void void
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Fork of PaperSpigot

royal kernel
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Does it have 1.16 level patches

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And bug fixes

warm anchor
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ofcoz not

magic river
royal kernel
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Exactly

magic river
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If anything newer versions made it better by slowing it down

royal kernel
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You dont play MC for pvp

warm anchor
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Imagine pvp in a server that runs on 20 ticks...

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Imagine calling that skill

true canyon
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autoclickers are a "skill" to these players.

undone crest
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I started playing Minecraft last November and I was using minecraft.jar (the default from minecraft.net) to run a server for me and my wife.

Then last January I learned about Paper and it felt like I switch from bike to a customizable car.

That's how good paper is for me ❤️

warm anchor
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OMG I KNOW HOW TO SWAP MY OFFHAND TO LAVA FOR BURNING WOW

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I AM SO GOOD GODLIKE PVP

royal kernel
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Your the next technoblade

iron zephyr
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1.8 PvP is super annoying

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The kids forced me to switch by popular demand. Now the kids who sit on Hypixel all day and train their spam clicking win 100% of the time 😂

modest path
viral hornet
warm anchor
magic river
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"Self-driving cars are 5 years off" is the new "nuclear fusion is 20 years off."

runic shale
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I dont trust self driving cars

merry talon
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I trust them more than human operated ones

maiden wind
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What would be considered the most 'usable' Minecraft server version right now when taking into account plugin compatibility/support and server-side optimization/performance?

left swift
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1.16.5

tropic flame
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no one's going to point you to a non-latest version here tbh

maiden wind
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Does most plugins now adays support 1.16.5 without any issues?

left swift
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Yes

true canyon
left swift
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It would be easier to name ones that dont support 1.16 than ones that do

maiden wind
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Gotcha 😛

magic river
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eww, electron 12 is all like "we support wayland now" but they don't draw any window decorations and don't have a way for you to draw them yourself

tropic flame
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sounds like electron

native wolf
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Lmao

wraith trail
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no

ancient bolt
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@mossy knoll how about don't do that

mossy knoll
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it auto deleted it

ancient bolt
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no, I deleted it

mossy knoll
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oh

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i dont wana perish ok???

warm anchor
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Damn DemonWav can be a good school teacher run

potent fossil
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@vernal moth any idea if lounge can send raw commands

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do i literally just /raw or something lul

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yea it is nvm sorry for ping

ancient bolt
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don't apologize for the ping

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embrace it

warm anchor
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Better than deleting it

ancient bolt
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uh, you okay there intellij?

left swift
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it need a milk

warm anchor
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Now paste that onto google translate and click speech

modest path
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you passed the test!

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(not)

untold copper
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I have awoken

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good of the mornings to you ladies and gentlemens

vernal moth
halcyon marten
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Why was the mysql connector update not announced, eee

golden gust
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We where 99.9999999% convinced that it was a non concequential update given that it's not API and nothing should be interacting directly with it

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only turned out a few days after the case that the odd plugin or two was built in a way which some changed default from years ago or something apparently bites them in the ass

halcyon marten
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fair enough

minor badge
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read: MySQL didn't implement all the JDBC limits, which was abused

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they blindly accepted some shit which has had options to allow it for fucking ages, and that's no longer a thing

broken rampart
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“Paper confirmed to intentionally break plugin compatibility, time to switch to glowstone”

minor badge
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misuse of the API is not our problem, frankly

halcyon marten
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None of my plugins broke so pog

left swift
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Frankly ann justin case

ashen cliff
halcyon marten
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Bruh

ashen cliff
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Bro.

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Look bro. Can't be you. kekwhyper

halcyon marten
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proof?

ashen cliff
vernal bone
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Hello!

untold copper
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HAI

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:D

vernal moth
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world edit but much better

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Oh boi you are in for a long ride if that's your goal 😂

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World edit is one of the oldest plugins that still gets actively developed and improved

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That you can do in the config

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Am pretty sure that has been a thing since forever

golden gust
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yea, that's been a thing for years, people just generally leave it as the default as who uses a wooden pickaxe

ashen cliff
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Next thing you are going to say is that you want to use string instead of leather for WG region checking. kekwhyper

vernal moth
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Changing it to a diamond axe is generally really dum

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Since ppl actually use it for chopping stuff down

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But you can do whatever

untold copper
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worldedit is so old lmao

vernal moth
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Use a wooden shovel then, that is even more uslesss than a wooden axe

untold copper
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so is billy

ashen cliff
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Golden axe. kekwhyper

untold copper
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diamond

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axe

vernal moth
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Stop pinging me ffs

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Stone axe is actually useful tho 😂 😂

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Who uses a wooden axe, wtf

native wolf
vernal moth
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First thing you do in mc is get stone

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So the only wooden tool you ever craft is a wooden pickaxe

native wolf
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pex hasnt been updated in ages

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you should really switch

vernal moth
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!warn @void void I told you to stop fucking pinging me

thorny flickerBOT
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:raised_hands: Warned mystic#2495 (I told you to stop fucking pinging me) [1 total infraction] -- MiniDigger#3086.

native wolf
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luckperms can convert your permissions

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wdym hard

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its easier

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you also have the web editor

untold copper
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^

golden gust
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I too love me some PEX induced DoS attacks

halcyon marten
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Atleast he didn't say Ultra Perms

frank otter
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luck perms has a Web editor?

woven otter
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days of pex were good tho

chrome oriole
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PlayerItemHeldEvent

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does this work on offhand held items too?

golden gust
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it's for the hotbar only afaik

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it doesn't represent an item change at all

chrome oriole
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do u know something that does

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anything

golden gust
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not really

potent fossil
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If you need to detect when a player puts an offhand item on, use PlayerSwapHandItemsEvent

golden gust
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people want to be able to do shit like cancel stuff

potent fossil
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You can cancel that 🤷‍♂️

golden gust
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you can't have generic catch-all events for stuff like that and expect them to be cancellable

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hence, you basically gotta go listen to all the events which represent that

potent fossil
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This smells like XY

chrome oriole
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simple!

potent fossil
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...yea?

chrome oriole
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for example, i want to have an item that has a specific custom enchantment run an effect when held, the plugin im using has an 'EFFECT' that allows that to run on the main hand

potent fossil
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ok

chrome oriole
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if I code an EFFECT that uses the PlayerSwapHandItemsEvent does the item held in the offhand run it?

potent fossil
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event is the wrong thing to do there

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if you want an effect to apply, use a runnable that checks the player's equipment every few ticks and applies effects as necessary

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don't do it on event

chrome oriole
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sorry im a novice at this

golden gust
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using a runnable is gonna be the easiest option here, as I said

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There is no generic catch-all events for this sorta stuff for the reason I said

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outside of packet listeners, there's no generic way to detect this stuff as there are no generic hooks for it, as, people expect context and cancellablilty, of which a generic event for "item in slot Y change" is unviable, hence, you gotta either listen to all the inventory events pretty much, or, just use a runnable to check

rancid latch
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is there some term i can google to debug wtf is going on here

potent fossil
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you have one or more shitty mods

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there's your answer

rancid latch
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its a forge/mcp workspace, only code there is default minecraft and some of my stuff that doesnt touch rendering at all

potent fossil
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Then go ask forge for help :p

rancid latch
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they dont let me 😦

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its too old

potent fossil
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....????? then use a newer version lmao

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we also don't support outdated shit

rancid latch
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yeah i get that, i was just asking if theres a term for the problem

potent fossil
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Yeah, rendering issue on title screen

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That's all I can tell you

ashen cliff
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Good old 1.6.4. kekwhyper

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Anyway should be a Nvidia driver issue, had it happen a couple of times in my years playing with 1.6.4.

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Optifine fixes it most of the time from what I experienced.

limber knotBOT
potent fossil
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:tiredcat:

limber knotBOT
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how is it even possible that the time is negative? lol

ashen cliff
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Because we didn't merge the 🚀 go fast PR.

twin lagoon
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@warm anchor @waxen panther pepelove

warm anchor
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Good morning

agile nova
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I got a Bungeecord Server (1.16.4) and i dont know how to tp between the Server

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Can anyone help me?

worn ember
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1.6.4 best version

agile nova
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Yes but can u help

limber knotBOT
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/send

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or /server

agile nova
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Wait i test it

untold copper
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phoenix haihaiahaihaihai

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hru

agile nova
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Doesnt work

twin lagoon
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you're joining the bungeecord server right

agile nova
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Yes

twin lagoon
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then /server should work fine

agile nova
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Wait

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I restart

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Huh

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If i connect to Bungeecord it says pls use 1.8- 1.15 and when i use 1.15 it says u got kicked out the Lobby pls use 1.16.4

vernal bone
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And well, configure the backend to accept connections from multiple versions using a plugin such as viaversion

hidden hill
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How to fix lights all over the map on all chunks?

vernal bone
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/paper fixlight

hidden hill
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That's all over the map. This can be fixed with the /paper fixlight command, however, it does not fix all the chunks, but only those that are near you. How to make it fix all the chunks on the map?

golden gust
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run the server with --upgrade --eraseCache, basically

untold copper
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my worst enemy: 24-hour time

potent fossil
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whats wrong with that?

untold copper
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never used it

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dont know how to use it

potent fossil
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if time is over 12, subtract 12

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there u go

hidden hill
untold copper
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wha

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so 17:20 is

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5:20?

potent fossil
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yes

untold copper
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:0

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:000000000000

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THANK YOU SIMPLE U GENIUS

potent fossil
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lol

untold copper
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Now i shall just have to subtract 12

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ez

potent fossil
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00:00 is midnight, so 1200-1200=0000 is midnight. same as in 12 hour time

twin lagoon
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fuck 12 hour time

untold copper
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is it weird in india literally no one uses 24 hour time

potent fossil
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it's pretty much the same in the US, but I use 24 hour time whenever i can

untold copper
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wtf is 1200

potent fossil
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00:00-23:59 is 24 hour time. there is no "12 midnight", it's just "hour 0"

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1200 = 12:00

untold copper
#

oh

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ok

potent fossil
#

that might be a military thing idk, we call it "twelve-hundred hours"

untold copper
#

@visual egret

#

discord uses 12 hour time

#

double sus

#

ok gamers gtg thanks to simple i know my class is in 2 minutes and i dont have to go ask my mom and look like an idiot again

#

bai

potent fossil
#

lol

nova plume
#

i feel like i get more sleep w/ 24hr times

#

but my sleep schedule is fucked anyway so its ok

potent fossil
#

here's another thing to cringe at for you: when someone in a military movie or show says "over and out", laugh at them cause it makes no goddamn sense

hidden hill
vernal moth
#

12 hour time is dum

#

Over and out is dum

#

Military is dum

#

Discord is dum

worn ember
#

hangar is dum

warm anchor
#

Y’all dum dum

vernal moth
#

Today is Sunday, no work on Sunday

worn ember
#

dota is all you need in life

golden gust
warm anchor
#

Remove brain. Back to monke

worn ember
#

so nothing new for you?

vernal moth
#

Visiting my grandma for the first time this year

#

So that's fun

#

I guess?

#

Old ppl are so boring

worn ember
#

at least you have one to visit zoop

#

the last of my grandparents has been dead for like 3-4 years now

#

tbqh i dont really miss it, we barely visited them anyway

#

that do be true

#

my uncle gives me way more money tho xD

golden gust
#

I ain't seen my grandparents in years and not spoken to them for a few months either, gonna have to arrange to go up there once this stuff passes

untold copper
#

I love me gradma and my other grandma :3

#

I am

worn ember
#

arent the boomers vaccinated by now tho cat?

untold copper
#

ok bye

golden gust
#

🤷‍♂️

#

I mean, we're aiming for first doses over both, sooo, god knows

#

no idea if my grandfather would bother either lol

#

He moved down to kent and to my understanding basically got what's more akin to a cabin or something instead, not too sure, just, wanna wait until I got a proper job and let stuff settle a bit more, maybe try to see if they're doing christmas still, no idea if they still accom the family down there

vernal moth
#

My mom's parents lived 2 hours away, in some valley without internet t

#

So I hated it there

#

My dad's dad was cool, he was the first one to give me a glass of beer 😂

olive marlin
#

Feel free to @ me in the PR, I can proof read it.

worn ember
#

feel free to @ me in the pr so i can laugh at you

golden gust
#

my auntie moved down to like some uni in kent, and then my grandparents moved down there as my grandfather had retired and his neighbours where basically just doing his head in, given that my mother basically started hiding from him when she got pregnant with her 5th child, and my uncle basically left my grandfather in line to lose his house, he figured, neighbour fucking me off, only child I speak to lives down somewhere I've loved to go back to since I was a child, why not

worn ember
#

fair

#

some families are cruel

olive marlin
golden gust
#

It's annoying as I thought he still lived in preston, woulda been such a fucking moment if I went to go visit and didn't find out when I emailed him one day, hooooly fuck that woulda blowed ass

vernal moth
#

My cousins and stuff from my mom's side are mostly strange, on girl I liked to hang out with, but she's from Berlin and loves in Mannheim nowadays, my dad's side is a complete mess so I try to stay away from that

#

They all live in the same small part of cologne, that's pretty much locked off

#

How do you call a female cousin in english? Lmao

worn ember
#

my niece is like 8 months pregnant and i still dont know what her boyfriend does for a living omegalol

vernal moth
#

Or is it like friend where there's no female form?

swift root
#

Correct

#

No female

#

Juuust cousin

worn ember
#

wtf is niece then?

vernal moth
#

Daughter of your brother or sister

olive marlin
#

Cousiness apparently

swift root
#

Well ok to be specific there's probably a term because English is like that

#

But nobody uses it

worn ember
#

and your cousin the male counterpart no?

swift root
#

Niece and nephew

#

Daughters and sons of siblings

worn ember
#

well thats not confusing at all lmao

vernal moth
swift root
#

Cousins are daughters and sons of your parents siblings

vernal moth
#

My sister makes strange sandwiches

worn ember
#

thats really weird to me cuz we use nieces and nephews as cousins

#

languages are fun

vernal moth
#

It's the same in english as in german

#

So I think you just don't understand your own language properly, lol

worn ember
#

last time i checked i dont speak german tho

twin lagoon
#

@swift root tacoPlead

vernal moth
#

What do you speak?

swift root
vernal moth
#

It's the same in france too

twin lagoon
potent fossil
#

i call my brother-in-law cousin

worn ember
#

@wide chasm confirm this for me plz

potent fossil
#

not bc he's actually a cousin but just bc the relationship is like that

twin lagoon
#

i don't fucking understand the entire cousin naming shit

#

it's confusing as shit

vernal moth
#

nicht
niece, cousin

#

Kek

#

Dutch just sucks

worn ember
#

yeah its a real mess in dutch from my understanding

swift root
#

Oh I think I have a cool graphic saved for this @twin lagoon

worn ember
#

i just call everyone cousins

olive garden
#

learning about these family relations in German was fun

#

I don't even know them in my mother tongue

twin lagoon
#

family relations are just jank

vernal moth
#

I just call them idiots, that's a good summary

worn ember
#

ah yes, dutch

olive garden
#

lmao

potent fossil
worn ember
#

gonna go visit my window frame

swift root
twin lagoon
#

ah yes nice

olive garden
#

I bumped into my kozijn

golden gust
#

at what part are we no longer in alabama?

potent fossil
#

the "removals" are just "generational gap" if that helps you understand

#

"once removed" means "one generation between us"

worn ember
#

once removed, always removed

#

Family Yeeters™️

potent fossil
#

so your second cousin's child will be your second cousin, once removed

#

same relationship, just one generation down

#

🤷‍♂️

worn ember
#

fun fact: if i dont have any children my family tree stops xD

potent fossil
#

yoz

worn ember
#

time to do the world a favor

warm anchor
#

My brain hurts

swift root
#

Have it removed!

#

Easy fix

potent fossil
#

.larry

warm anchor
golden gust
#

here

worn ember
#

no bully

golden gust
warm anchor
#

Wow

golden gust
#

proven effective tool for brain removal

warm anchor
worn ember
#

i bet you tried but came to the conclusion it already got removed at birth

#

gottem

fervent haven
#

Eyoo. Is it possible to build an army in minecraft? Can you do that with villagers? My cousin is 10 and he asks me all the time :/

swift root
#

Depends on how many villagers hehe

#

Too many and the server's doomed to crash

#

But if you programmatically create barebones villagers you can definitely fit more, it's just difficult

golden gust
#

ah

#

so

#

oskar speaks construction

worn ember
#

lmao

#

so true tho

#

serwerem sounds like some uwu shit to me

golden gust
#

I make that joke with the dude I do stuff for all the time, last night he was showing some shit which happened to him and he was asking me if I was watching it, and I was just like, "I don't get what these peeps are saying, sounds like they're speaking construction"

worn ember
#

very cool cat

#

you're now racist smh smh

swift root
#

I just feel sorry for the Poles, who will naturally read uwu as uvu and will never comprehend the soft truth of the uwu

worn ember
#

dw happens all the time when i'm translating stuff xD

swift root
#

To lose half of the Polish language is to lose maybe 60% of the redundant words

worn ember
#

like "what the fuck is the dutch word for this"

#

i translated most of the mekanism mod and had to google like half the words xD

#

do you have parental control on oskar?

#

real hacker man

swift root
#

Would they know what popOS even is

golden gust
#

I'll have you know I'm not a racist

#

I just fucking hate po... nvm

worn ember
#

i was gonna read that as people

#

but that aint right xD

novel horizon
#

yeah some people deserve to be hated kinda

#

no matter their color or smth

#

🤷‍♂️

golden gust
#

I love people of every color, nationality, gender, the same

#

I quite simply just don't

worn ember
#

i hate everyone equally

#

but cat, i hold a special kind of hate for

untold copper
#

time to do hindi translation

pallid briar
#

I don't think this is properly a paper thing but, how exactly do the server hosting sites put those custom offline messages for when the server is offline?

twin lagoon
#

why would it be that

#

that doesn't remotely sound like a "custom offline message"

worn ember
#

it does indicate its online or not

untold copper
#

ok gamers lets go physics class over

#

next class at 18:45

#

you know what that means, its in 10 minutes

#

I know that because I can read 24 hour time like a real chad

#

hello oskar :3

nova plume
#

class started now i better not see u typing here snoopa

worn ember
#

who has class on sunday wtf

cedar spade
#

xX_YT_EpicSnoopaPlayzHD_4K120FPS_Xx is typing...

nova plume
#

oh shit its sunday

#

school tomorrow

#

easter over

#

shit

#

i need to do hw

worn ember
#

well ig arabs have friday and saturday off

untold copper
worn ember
#

oh

#

fair

untold copper
nova plume
#

lmao

untold copper
#

I have extra coaching every weekend for the next 3 years kekwhyper

worn ember
#

boo

#

change it back

nova plume
#

snoopa u better pass ur 12th

#

and 10th too

untold copper
#

pls

worn ember
#

annoying michelle is worth getting banned for

cedar spade
#

Commentary isn't the same thing as endorsement

untold copper
#

I know but I'd prefer not getting banned

worn ember
#

its not like you're breaking any rules lol

untold copper
#

annoying aurora is still... not safe

#

to say the least

worn ember
nova plume
#

snoopa do it

untold copper
#

ree

#

if i get banned its ur fault

nova plume
#

lmao

untold copper
#

👀

#

ok bai

nova plume
#

lmfao

worn ember
nova plume
#

lol

#

what u using rn

minor badge
#

vscode can do that

#

"files.autoSave": "onFocusChange" in your user settings

nova plume
#

vscode has autosave

#

yh

#

vscode is basically a text editor but can act as a sorta ide

#

any python dev is gonna smacc me now

#

i dont think the teachers understand but noone wants to learn abt "old harry's rocks"

#

why did i take geography

#

smh

#

its somewhere in the south of england

#

lol

#

epic

worn ember
#

rock is rock

nova plume
#

not to geograohy teachers

#

chalk limestone etc

#

probably another presentation that they found off of tes or smth

#

which idiot named it "Slapton"

#

mfw

warm anchor
#

Do you guys just scroll through google earth?

golden gust
#

Slapton was recorded in the Domesday Book as Sladone

nova plume
#

.g slapton

limber knotBOT
nova plume
#

that makes more sense

warm anchor
#

South hams. Makes me hungry

nova plume
#

lmao

golden gust
#

a lot of places in the UK have names which seem to have changed or something over the years

worn ember
#

ham hma

nova plume
#

bruhhhhhhhhhh

#

right after easter holidays tooo

golden gust
#

Like, I wonder why the names are just so different in some csaes

nova plume
#

and our teacher's gonna be in after easter cos she wasnt in before cos she's part of a "vulnurable" group

#

i didnt even do any of the work

#

our school so clapped

#

say "timed exam questions"

#

theyre gonna use a powerpoint

#

they have all of the powerpoints on a page in the geo section

#

i can just donwload it rn

golden gust
#

The good news is that at least in the UK our schools and curriculum are well founded and looked after and I'm sure that this year will be another great success in regards to exams and such

nova plume
#

its just that

#

omfg

#

@visual egret its also 3 questions 👀

golden gust
#

||3: Well, it's a tit.||

worn ember
#

2 tits

nova plume
#

oskar

#

dms

golden gust
#

oh god, I remember my english lit exam

#

I got a D there

warm anchor
#

Tfw chalky and Oskar goes to same middle school

golden gust
#

So, basically, there was like a bunch of poems in a book, and, each year they basically pick a poem from said book, and the teacher was all like, "yea, this poem is sorta like the most hardest/stupidest of them all, and so they never really put this one in the exam"

#

That's... erm...

#

That's the one they put in the exam, and I think that the entire class room simultaneously shat themselves and developed chronic depression

worn ember
#

man i love this new keyboard

#

so goood

nova plume
#

all 1star reviews of our school are students

#

also fun fact

#

one teacher from our school got yeeted

#

cos she threw a ball at a student in the playground

#

it hit his eye

#

she threw it cos they accidentally kicked it at her

quasi valley
#

he should have just catched it

golden gust
#

you mean, threw it towards him to give it back, or, like, full on karen mode cannon balled it?

nova plume
#

2nd

golden gust
#

Some people really just shouldn't be teachers

mental meadow
#

she probably had her reason tho

#

kids are assholes

golden gust
#

and it's a shame that it seems that we're heading to the point where most teachers really just shouldn't be teachers

#

kids are assholes, yea, but, accidently, eer...

nova plume
#

also one music teacher got yeeted because they offered like alcohol or some shit to some sixth former

golden gust
#

I mean, if the kid was being a persistnt ass I could maybe sorta kinda understand if she snapped

nova plume
#

it was in the music building fridge

#

and another teacher snaked

golden gust
#

oof

#

My HS never really had any incidents like that

#

Like, worse we had was stink bombs in the science rooms and people smoking outside the science labs

nova plume
#

this is one of "the best grammar schools in england" too

golden gust
#

oh, yea, and the odd case where I fucking twatted my so called mothers best mates son

worn ember
#

glad i can read what i'm selecting lol

golden gust
#

Like, it's annoying, especially with the modern KAM crap, and it's like, my entire year sorta like had some dood in our class who we pretty much knew was gonna be a creep, and, well, he was in prision for being a creep, and it's like, wtf do you expect us to do as males, tell the creep that being a creep is wrong?

nova plume
#

theres even reviews of it lmfao

olive marlin
#

Did you not spellcheck this? Lol

golden gust
#

Wait, prof, are you polish?

olive marlin
#

I'll look closer later, but I need to run spellcheck first to catch some basic mistakes I saw.

#

Yes cat.

golden gust
#

OH GOD THEY"RE TAKING OVER

#

I mean, er, yea, figured

olive marlin
#

What you mean by "taking" over?
You are saying as if we didn't finish doing that already. Smh

golden gust
#

lol

quasi valley
#

as opposed to "taked over"

nova plume
#

omfg i hadnt even checked the hw that we got from school, i guess another allnighter ¯_(ツ)_/¯

golden gust
#

I mean, if you're remote learning

#

just sounds like a weekend at bernies things

nova plume
worn ember
#

People: back to college
Me who only takes like 3 classes: sad stay at home noises

golden gust
#

implying I've been following what ralph wiggum says

#

guy yoyo's more than a 90s teen

worn ember
#

its funny how he suddenly cared about the coconut virus after he got it

golden gust
#

"cared"

#

I mean, last I knew that he really cared was a bike program

nova plume
#

why is boris going to india smh

untold copper
#

once, a kid brought a phone to school, started clicking pics

#

school suspended everyone in pics

nova plume
#

lmaooooooo

untold copper
#

take pics of whole playground = suspend whole playground?????

worn ember
#

try it out

olive marlin
nova plume
#

ah i see

untold copper
#

whos boris

worn ember
#

epic gamer moment

nova plume
#

whos boris lmao

golden gust
#

I wonder if he'll bring back some fresh fossil fuel to test

nova plume
golden gust
#

#CowPatPoweredElectricity

untold copper
#

I see

worn ember
#

i think its quite hilarious how out of touch with reality some politicians are

spare venture
#

I hate xfinity

worn ember
#

i hate party

golden gust
#

My mate was telling me the joyous story of how they where making cow bricks in the village she was stopping in, like, beyond the whole "what it is", kinda cool they they like, you know, not using coal or something for that

#

But, I mean, yea, politicians being out of touch with reality is pretty much, what happens when you grow up your whole life with a silver spoon

spare venture
#

Paying 1.67x as much for the same service for xFinity here than Spectrum where I used to live

mental meadow
#

snoopa I swear to god if you make more stupid nicknames I'll ban you

nova plume
#

lol there u go snoopa

untold copper
#

SEE I TOLD YOU @nova plume @worn ember

#

IT WOULD ANNOY HER

#

XD

spare venture
#

Of course unlimited data is $25/mo extra because fuck you

mental meadow
#

At this point people would probably give me money to ban you

nova plume
#

what has snoopa done to you

mossy vessel
#

So you are up for bribes?

#

Good to know.

mental meadow
#

I never denied that

worn ember
#

wtf stop hating epic gamer snoopa

#

whats wrong with u

nova plume
#

yh ikr

untold copper
#

yes

#

why

nova plume
#

poor snoopa

#

he just wants everyone to know that he's a very epic gamer

mental meadow
#

Like, realistically, this is a minecraft discord, for the right amount everyone in here would probably do anything

untold copper
#

and using a Z instead of S makes me 600% cooler

nova plume
#

nah, 69420%

worn ember
nova plume
#

now snoopa's gone offline he's sad now

mossy vessel
#

I'll slide a few bucks under your door

worn ember
#

plz report aurora for cyber bullying under age kids smh

mental meadow
#

I think I accidentally punched myself in the face during sleep

golden gust
#

I'd punch you in the face too if I could

worn ember
#

sounds like a win in my book

nova plume
#

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#

no table is suposed to be notable

mental meadow
golden gust
#

tries to remember what NMF would be notable for

#

eeer...

untold copper
nova plume
#

shush snoopa u couldnt do 24 hr time

untold copper
#

:(

golden gust
#

oh, NMF = DumSites

#

mfw

untold copper
#

I think I'll just have to do with SnoopaPlayzHD then :(

#

no 60fps

#

or epic

nova plume
#

a compromise

#

but better than before

untold copper
#

@mental meadow if you love annoying michael then you'll let me change my nick

nova plume
#

hopefully u dont die cos u pinged her

#

🤞

untold copper
#

hopefully

mental meadow
#

no michael is epic

hidden hill
#

ahahahahha

untold copper
#

ree

#

ok

nova plume
#

its ok snoopa

#

:(

nova plume
#

thats 2 hrs

#

to start a server

golden gust
untold copper
#

AAAAAAAAAAA

#

Classes over

#

finally

mental meadow
#

it's sunday

#

why do you have classes on sunday

untold copper
#

Extra coaching

#

On weekends

#

for 4 hours

golden gust
#

explains a lot, really

mental meadow
#

because you failed math again

untold copper
#

for the next 3 years

nova plume
#

big sad

untold copper
#

epic

mental meadow
#

understandable

untold copper
#

you know what

#

just for this

nova plume
#

change ur nick

untold copper
#

i saw aurora typing and now im scared

nova plume
#

||same||

#

|| i dont want to die either ||

mental meadow
void void
#

i have a assignment due tmmrw wish me luck

nova plume
#

nah aurora we can talk abt this

#

negotiation

#

pls

untold copper
#

@nova plume change ur nick to xX_YT_EpicChalkyPlayzHD_60FPS_Xx

#

she can't ban both of us

nova plume
#

lmao no i'll get banned

untold copper
mossy vessel
#

It wasn't funny the first time you did it nor is it now, how about you just shut off discord for some time.

untold copper
#

Good idea

#

I got have dinner its 19:52

#

bai

#

uses 24 hour time like a chad

nova plume
#

he's gone

#

finally

#

i'll take it if ur actually gonna give it

#

otherwise no

mental meadow
#

don't post nitro codes in here tho, there are bots in here to snipe it

untold copper
#

dinner will take 10 more mins

#

aurora, btw, do you still play genshin?

#

or did you quit it?

mental meadow
#

i played it for an hour but I'm too tired lately

untold copper
#

I see, which server?

nova plume
#

snoopa why is genshin like 10 gigs on mobile

untold copper
#

i have no idea lmao

#

but it looks damn good

void void
untold copper
#

my phone has a stroke every time i try to play it

nova plume
#

also why is my phone saying other storage is 8 gigabytes and system is 7 gigabytes

untold copper
#

so I just play on PC

nova plume
#

ios sux

untold copper
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

u on asia servers?

nova plume
#

lmao no

untold copper
#

yeah ok

nova plume
#

i think that was too mean

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

untold copper
#

current party pog

nova plume
#

snoopa is ur pc good or not

#

can it run genshin well

untold copper
#

It is pretty good

nova plume
#

if it wasnt 30 gigs i would download

untold copper
#

It runs at solid 60 most of the time

#

but recently I've been hosting school minecraft server

#

so its a bit less, around 40-50 fps

nova plume
#

specs?

untold copper
#

i3 8100, 1050ti, 16 gigs of ram, 3tb of hdd

#

dont

#

proxy

#

dont

#

say it

#

i know

#

i need it

#

i will get one

#

soon

nova plume
#

ssd

minor badge
#

damn, NetOnNet really do be sending a cable separately from a fucking monitor

#

can't imagine they're certified carbon neutral lol