show uppercase mojang symbol pls
#general
dim shadow
ashen cliff
Same bro!
nocturne quiver
vale rune
Ћ!
vernal moth
isnt that polish?
vale rune
Bruh.
meager tusk
Martin shpiuni bro.
dim shadow
₻
vale rune
I lidht me shkije!
vernal moth
keep it to english
meager tusk
Sorry bro.
dim shadow
You know what we did to shpiuns in the war!
isnt that spies
vale rune
Imagine using š instead of sh 
.
meager tusk
Yes bro.
vale rune
Bro.
dim shadow
₻ro.
meager tusk
Albanian takeover of Paper bro.
vale rune
dim shadow
🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
vale rune
Yes!
dim shadow
everyone albania
dim shadow
⭐
meager tusk
https://kallxo.com/lajm/pas-njoftimit-nga-kallxo-com-mbushet-shishja-me-dezinfektues-ne-fakultetin-e-bujqesise-video/ this is the best thing i've seen in my life
dim shadow
vale rune
vale rune
Fact!
dim shadow
so r yall albanian too
meager tusk
@ashen cliff is the most Albanian person here.
dim shadow
yes ik aikar is one of us
vale rune
🇦🇱 + 🇽🇰 = PaperMC.
dim shadow
who is our 🇽🇰 brothers here
vale rune
You mean BROTHERS!
meager tusk
🇽🇰 doesn't exist. Only 🇦🇱!
dim shadow
sry typo
vale rune
Fact!
dim shadow
so hows the weather back at the homeland? im spreading albanian greatness elsewhere atm
meager tusk
Yes.
dim shadow
ah of course i didnt expect less
meager tusk
@twin lagoon 🥺
dim shadow
i wonder what part of 🇦🇱 michale is from
meager tusk
Ok you made me hate Albania and I'm albanian.
dim shadow
i'll ask him next time maybe we from same town
wa-
but im a good albanian
y would u hate our people
vale rune
"Serbs" are Albanians pretending to be something else. Hence, Idriz has a point.
meager tusk
If you know how much one cheap smoki costs you're albanian.
vestal jasper
@minor badge 🥺
dim shadow
of course every albanian knows this
in fact i have a couple of em waitin for me at home
ashen cliff
My job here is done: https://posili.me/i/2021-03-09_18-18-32.png
dim shadow
wa-
left swift
Ter
ashen cliff
Actually it's not. Time to see if I can make their CMS work.
modest path
amazon corretto
vernal moth
latest
pliant basalt
1.16.5?
vernal moth
yes
pliant basalt
it's the most stable and performance friendly right?
wraith trail
depends how you define it, but "yes"
for example you could say 1.6 is a more performant version simply because it is less complex and does much less stuff
vernal moth
1.16.5 is the onyl version you get support for
so unless you can modify paper yourself, thats your only choice
wraith trail
and adding on to that, older versions do have bugs and exploits that will not be fixed
pliant basalt
Yeah and it makes much more things possible if I remember correctly
wraith trail
yes, use 1.16.5
pliant basalt
okay thank you
olive garden
stop merging PRs mini, I'm trying to get the PR count back above 90
vernal moth
sssh
olive garden
jk keep up the good work guys
olive garden
drek had a nice thought
he considered renaming RTP to RandomDisplacement
and I like the idea
quartz yoke
This might be the wrong place tbh but if im trying to build just the spigot build of dynmap what would i use? gradlew clean build install spigot started building everything
zealous wedge
worn ember
@olive garden lmao nice name
woven otter
@olive garden don't you mean PseudoUndeterministicDisplacement
worn ember
Too long i think
woven otter
@olive garden sorry
olive garden
yeah, 32 char long limit
worn ember
@olive garden whatcha working on?
woven otter
@olive garden ^ yeah I would like to ask the same thing
ashen cliff
Bro! Don't tag @olive garden bro!
olive garden
mods pls
worn ember
woven otter
sorry I won't ping @olive garden anymore
visual egret
game is perfectly optimised 👍
ashen cliff
Just fix your PC.
worn ember
Stop playing triple trash games
vernal moth
stop playing activision games
next frost
stop
visual egret
Stop playing triple trash games
no
vernal moth
somebody know how I can make a clickable sign the easiest way?
vernal moth
no like via a chat component on the sign
ashen cliff
Make an issue on PaperMC and ask for them to add it.
vernal moth
is there some fancy generator?
vernal moth
wide chasm
Wow, such a rude sign
visual egret
wut
vernal moth
urg I have no idea where the spawn for this world is
wide chasm
Kill yourself? Assuming you have no bed, should get back to spawn.
olive garden
I didn't read mini's messages
and I was a bit suprised hearing stef tell someone to kill themselves
wide chasm
Death is only bad when there's no respawn button 🙂
vernal moth
Kill yourself? Assuming you have no bed, should get back to spawn.
had to place and break a bed
void void
https://minecraft.tools/en/sign.php?sign=Click%20here%3Cbr%20%2F%3Eto%20learn%3C...
lets reverse engineer that World seed
dim shadow
guys my brain just imploded i need help
unreal quarry
worn ember
but why
golden gust
why not?
golden gust
I mean, defo faked, but
ngl, I'd piss myself if somebody did it on the loudspeaker anywhere I was shopping
dim shadow
lol i used 2 work at a store so i knew how 2 dial intercom n after i quit i wanted 2 go back n fuck wit it
golden gust
viral hornet
Flexbox
ashen cliff
BalkanBOX BRO!
visual egret
balkan = box?
dim shadow
so guys i was watching toycat and he's talking about 1.17 seeds are backwards compatible
does anyone here have like a better understanding of this
unreal quarry
css is fun like playing jenga. once you get it working, you jump up and down and feel really good and hope the problems come for the next guy
meager tusk
https://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=git-clone-CVE-2021-21300
i hate computers
ashen cliff
Bro!
golden gust
Hey, billy
ashen cliff
Same.
meager tusk
want to be a farmer bro?
meager tusk
tfw you use firefox as your main browser for dev and a part of your site breaks on chromium
😔
unreal quarry
it's not working in ie8
i'm a programmer, not a time traveler...
vestal jasper
Hey uh it's not working in netscape? Uh???
unreal quarry
<!--[if IE]>
<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url=https://www.google.com/chrome/" />
<![endif]-->
you'd be surprised at how many people are locked to IE by their companies.
vernal moth
you'd be surprised at how many people are locked to IE by their companies.
edge chromium rollout started this week for all at work
which will be the new default browser, replacing both old edge, IE and firefox
meager tusk
that's good
vernal moth
we ship a list of sites that are still opened in edges enterprise mode (aka IE11), but most sites get the chrome treatment now
like, SAP has to be opened in IE11...
wide chasm
looks at company still using IE
ashen cliff
Does CurseForge have a way of searching by ID?
woven otter
minor badge
@meager tusk run together ?
minor badge
exercise buddies ?
visual egret
Im thinking of releasing a plugin to hangar
visual egret
yeah so i'll wait until its released
jade flax
development ™️
minor badge
Allen 
jade flax
howdy proxi
minor badge
visual egret
im writing my api again in python fun ™️
limber knotBOT
how long till it gets released?
minor badge
never
jade flax
soon ™️
meager tusk
<@589898090174218243> run together ?
Yes.
limber knotBOT
:(
meager tusk
Exercise buddies.
jade flax
when in doubt, toss a tm emoji onto it
meager tusk
With my 2 weeks of not going to the gym because of school
All i feel is pain and suffering
visual egret
what is school
meager tusk
😔
visual egret
is it that mythical thing that im supposed to go to after i get a covid test done
golden gust
pros of being on an apple machine is that ™ is like on a modifier key which is easily accessible
jade flax
that's fair, almost like the apple logo key combination
worn ember
yeah cuz everything apple makes is trademarked, so they probably need it quite a lot
worn ember
Apple Inc™️©️
visual egret
©️
jade flax
ever want to troll some friends with an andriod? make your wifi network the apple logo and tell them to look for it
visual egret
evil
ancient bolt
oof git gc --aggressive on a 13GB git repo takes ages
jade flax
but fun
ancient bolt
at least on this macbook
golden gust
®
worn ember
git has garbage collection?
ancient bolt
I wonder how an M1 would handle it
golden gust
™
visual egret
oof `git gc --aggressive` on a 13GB git repo takes ages
i wonder how
i wonder why
ancient bolt
or a 5950x
golden gust
repo go brrrrr
ancient bolt
@upper flicker can I send you this git repo so you can compress it for me
meager tusk
git has garbage collection?
if it did your repo would be an empty directory
but here we are
worn ember
wow ok
golden gust
Yea, I mean, if you create a branch and delete it, those commits are still around
unreal quarry
stores porn on git
olive garden
same
worn ember
if it did your repo would be an empty directory
i'm sure its still less empty than the list of parents that like you
meager tusk
too far 😢
worn ember
meager tusk
@ashen cliff BRO!
ancient bolt
it started out at a reasonable pace and now it's going less than 1 object / second sometimes
└──▶ git gc --aggressive
Enumerating objects: 831198, done.
Counting objects: 100% (831198/831198), done.
Delta compression using up to 16 threads
Compressing objects: 99% (778362/781398)
He hurt my feelings.
ancient bolt
guess it hit all the big binaries
ashen cliff
BRO!
ancient bolt
and git has my CPU pinged for sure
upper flicker
<@!107387791683416064> can I send you this git repo so you can compress it for m...
You should so we can compare
ancient bolt
emails giant repo full of proprietary code
visual egret
😔 my perfectly good sql is an error smh
waxen panther
@twin lagoon
twin lagoon
waxen panther
quasi valley
twin lagoon
@quasi valley 
visual egret
is stripe a good way to accept payments
twin lagoon
yes
visual egret
i got excited when i saw this on gh student benefits
worn ember
read at your own discretion ||https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-unshit-my-pants||
twin lagoon
@mossy vessel 
visual egret
dusk drift
warm anchor
If you stick your hand onto the water in the toilet bowl you can pee on your hand without it making too much sound
warm anchor
But you asked 
visual egret
i didnt ask
warm anchor
Oh I thought that was you coz the I am 14 part
visual egret
._.
visual egret
no
worn ember
why
warm anchor
Wait how... I never tried
wide chasm
Because the pee lands on the plastic from quite a distance
warm anchor
Oh ok
wide chasm
It's louder than peeing in a toilet
worn ember
its physics
wide chasm
Of course, flushing the toilet is louder than both, so...
worn ember
pee in the bottle then flush it
warm anchor
I read that some people just scared of waking family up
waxen panther
the fuck is going on in here
warm anchor
It’s kinda sad really
worn ember
wait
warm anchor
the fuck is going on in here
waxen panther
woven otter
eww a brocc
worn ember
i dont flush if i go pee in the middle of the night cuz my sister always complains about her hearing the flushing
¯_(ツ)_/¯
unless when i take a shit at 3am
woven otter
drek's sister moment
worn ember
then i do flush
wide chasm
It's been years since I had to go to the toilet during the night
worn ember
well i usually go to sleep at like 3-4am lol
wide chasm
Don't have to pay rent living with your parents, I don't see the issue
worn ember
imagine living with your parents
maybe they're living with me
waxen panther
spiral robin
warm anchor
Ded is the oldest of the lot. He made rtp plugins to support his family. Respect
wide chasm
lol
worn ember
lmao
i offered to pay my mom 250euro a month but she wouldnt have it
"use it to pay your studies instead"
wide chasm
Not bad advice tbh
warm anchor
Good mom 
ancient bolt
only a little under a 1000 objects to go woo
visual egret
hmm api is coming together nicely
spiral robin
noice
worn ember
oskar moment
visual egret
what did i do wrong ded, enlighten me
worn ember
used white theme
magic river
Neat, you can get copies of ISO 8601 from the Library of Congress:
Part 1 https://www.loc.gov/standards/datetime/iso-tc154-wg5_n0038_iso_wd_8601-1_2016-02-16.pdf
Part 2 https://www.loc.gov/standards/datetime/iso-tc154-wg5_n0039_iso_wd_8601-2_2016-02-16.pdf
woven otter
i offered to pay my mom 250euro a month but she wouldnt have it
you can pay me instead 😉
worn ember
what services do you offer
visual egret
drugs
worn ember
wtf
visual egret
and the side job is food
worn ember
magic river
Now I can figure out wtf R12/2015-09-29T14:00:00/2015-09-29T15:30:00/FREQ=WE;IINTR=2 means
modest path
what's wrong with you
visual egret
i installed this web browser plugin like a week ago
i didnt know there were settings
modest path
eyes'ableeding
ancient bolt
Neat, you can get copies of ISO 8601 from the Library of Congress:
Part 1 https:...
well the draft at least
but also - Microsoft Word lol
cosmic raft
Microsoft Word - ISO-TC154-WG5_N0038_ISO_WD_8601-1_2016-02-16.docx
PDF Producer: Mac OS X 10.11.4 Quartz PDFContext
unreal quarry
modest path
o l i v e s
visual egret
o l i v e s
modest path
what the fuck did i just witness
ancient bolt
only 100 objects left to go 🎉
visual egret
epic it works in a database now pog
vernal moth
Pls don't tell me you store json in a database like that
modest path
but i am
visual egret
uh oh
modest path
FIELD Type
id int (11)
jsonStringThing varchar(100000)
visual egret
why as a varchar
modest path
because i desire it so
vernal moth
If you store json, use jsonb
visual egret
doesent varchar do padding?
modest path
varchars are not for json
worn ember
ur not for json
visual egret
life is not for json
worn ember
xml gang
modest path
xml gang
visual egret
xml gang (but only for maven)
modest path
<piss>Piss</piss>
worn ember
<poo>Poo</poo>
modest path
we're so funNeE
limber knotBOT
XHTML hang
modest path
visual egret
<Olive>Olive</Olive>
spiral robin
i remembered why i had this muted
worn ember
toxic
limber knotBOT
you did a good job
modest path
ObscureMarkupLanguage gang
ashen cliff
Use CHAR(6) if you don't have variable length, since otherwise you actually use 7 bits.
modest path
* todo: add the shit that that one thing has the minecraft thing please
*
* brian fuck
*/``` documentation
tired heath
A question to native English speakers, I wanna create a message like "you killed/fragged {player} and stole {amount} dollar", but I wanna replace kill and steal with friendly words. 😛
modest path
you eliminated {player} and extracted {amount} dollar
visual egret
murdered
ashen cliff
mugged/robbed
modest path
you eliminated %s and retrieved %s cash
ashen cliff
borrowed
tired heath
mm yeah I think that could work, ty
visual egret
you slowly strangle the player, making sure to see every drip of blood slowly and gruesomely extracted from their dying body
modest path
lovely
golden gust
and install a blood plugin
tired heath
^^
worn ember
A question to native English speakers, I wanna create a message like "you killed...
You shrekked {player} and yeeted {amount} $$$$
formal turret
yeeted mad cash
olive garden
You relieved {player} of burdens in the amount of ${amount}.
limber knotBOT
{player} is no more and you obtained {amount} dollar
Or "Due to the disappearance of {player}, you obtained {amount}"
worn ember
due to sewer side by your hands player is no more
tired heath
A lot of good ideas 
golden gust
itt: we need to get more people with pools
worn ember
we also need to stop funding science
visual egret
anyone else having issues connecting to github via ssh?
visual egret
wut
wraith trail
that's just not something you can do
visual egret
modest path
ssh into github
wraith trail
they don't give access that way
modest path
how do you ssh into github
golden gust
git runs over ssh
wraith trail
yes you can add keys, but you can't ssh into github
modest path
github hosting.com
golden gust
they don't give you a shell, however
wraith trail
you can use git over ssh
limber knotBOT
Use SSH over git
olive garden
yeah lmao
you made my day oskar
could have done it a bit sooner, but I'm happy nonetheless
worn ember
its ok oskar, we cant all be smart
modest path
plain matrix
golden gust
I was puzzled on who you was, and then I saw your name, and then remembered, gibbs...
ancient bolt
that's a good show
plain matrix
yes
modest path
Phil
plain matrix
that is me
golden gust
I really gotta get back to rewatching that
ancient bolt
I always wondered how gibbs is planning on getting his boat out of his basement once he finishes it
of course the point of that project isn't so he'll ever finish it but still
golden gust
I think he actually explained it at one point :S
ancient bolt
damn missed that very important plot development
golden gust
Oh, apparently not, he just said he burned the boat in one episode somewhere
modest path
golden gust
guessing that's what I recalled, thought he'd said something about basically lifting the house :L
ancient bolt
damn poor boat
golden gust
my next place gotta have solid floors
that way when I see "wheee", I can push off in my chair across the room
ancient bolt
my current place has ceramic tile floors that look like wood
fucking awesome, hard as fuck, doesn't scratch, super easy to clean, completely water sealed, completely silent
but it looks just like wood floor so it doesn't look bad at all
ripe sphinx
Like pregeneration, or custom generation?
ripe sphinx
uh I wouldn't trust any inbuilt pre-gens in a custom generator (chunky ❤️ )
tacit dome
@twin lagoon 👀
twin lagoon
pls gib me velocity & bungeecord custom generation support
tacit dome
@ripe sphinx Well depends on how I do it, I intend to use Bukkit gen api, so chunky would also be supported
tacit dome
pls gib me velocity & bungeecord custom generation support
Theoretically it could be possible, it just will be a packet manipulation xd
ripe sphinx
oh god
tacit dome
Not gonna happen do xD
too much work for nothing in return lol
Nah so I’m building a complex but yet simple to use World Generator for Spigot & Minestom
Spigot = Most likely paper exclusive
depends if paper makes a proper api that would make me never wanna use spigot anymore
ripe sphinx
OHH ok you're a dev, I thought you meant "what gen plugin should you use"
visual egret
guys I was using git over ssh the whole time
that’s what I was having issues with
It worked a week ago but not now
tacit dome
Random drop in, but glad you found it out buddy
modest path
Not a random drop in at all
tacit dome
I know its just a joke
modest path
Me on the other hand >:)
tacit dome
Oh no daddy printer how could you
worn ember
lmao sauce
@unkempt drift thanks for adding the worldborder events btw, kinda forgot you added them 
just noticed cuz mini closed the original issue lol
woven otter
slow
modest path
Oh no daddy printer how could you
Sorry w h a t
Ok so people like to complain about minecraft not utilizing threads more effectively. If minecraft was completely rewritten, where would it utilize threads better?
Asking this since one of these days id like to write a game in my first language and preferably not shitcode all over the proverbial floor
ashen cliff
Can't avoid shitcode.
meager tusk
Fact!
potent fossil
@meager tusk 🥺 
modest path
Ok shitcode included, how would someone utilize threading correctly in a game like mc
meager tusk
@potent fossil 🥺
modest path
If it were rewritten
ashen cliff
Thread everything that can be threaded. The big issue is concurrency.
modest path
Yep
meager tusk
You can't just throw threads at a problem and expect it to be solved.
modest path
So where specifically would the game utilize threads better
potent fossil
This is giving me flashbacks to the "Mojang Suggestions" thread where all the literal 8 year olds were like "just turn on multithreading, it's easy. idk why these FUCKING IDIOTS would never turn on multithreading before."
modest path
Ikr
meager tusk
Most people who just say "multithread the game" are talking out of their ass. There's quite a bit of nuance to it.
Well, anything that's a background task should not run on the main thread.
ashen cliff
You would have to rework the whole game to make multi threading most things viable.
But in that case you would nuke Vanilla behavior.
golden gust
I mean
meager tusk
Concurrency is a pain in the ass though
golden gust
You're balancing performance, complexity and behavior
meager tusk
🛌
golden gust
threading stuff is really not that hard
ashen cliff
Just thread stuff and watch it do random stuff under pressure.
golden gust
threading stuff performantly on the other hand, and having consistent behavior, etc, etc
modest path
Concurrency
golden gust
Like, redstone
meager tusk
Well cat just throwing threads at something is possible, but if you do that you'll get race conditions out of the ass
And a plethora of other problems
meager tusk
Wrap every iteration of the tick loop in a new completable future.
potent fossil
CompletableFuture<Optional<Boolean>>
meager tusk
Fact!
ashen cliff
Make an interrupt based system.
modest path
"Thread safety"
meager tusk
fuck locks and semaphores. who even likes semaphores, and nobody likes locks in real life.
so what if you get undefined behavior
👑
🥺
quick pasture
golden gust
issue is that the point at which you're locking over stuff, you gotta question if its worth it
Like, that's one of the big concurrency traps is that people start throwing around threads and locks/syncronized blocks and blow perf more than if they'd of just kept it sync
olive marlin
Will see what Hadean will do with Mojang to give MC "unlimited performance at scale".
Probably a huge PR stunt and overpromise, but would be nice to get some benefits from Aether engine from them.
golden gust
we asked mojang about that and they said it's basically irrelevant
olive marlin
Oh, rip.
golden gust
also, it's like, regional based offloading
Like, that's another fun thing
threading only scales you up a single machine
twin lagoon
bloodstone 
olive marlin
Michale 
golden gust
microservices go brrrrrr
olive marlin
Kubernetes
bleak moth
i was sent here but im trying to figure out what plug ins i can use for a forge java server i made earlier..any tips?
olive marlin
Throw enough buzz words at it to make it faster.
golden gust
paper doesn't support forge
bleak moth
a guy from a MC support page sent me here so i just figured to ask lol
golden gust
if you're using forge, you want forge mods
modest path
Throw enough buzz words at it to make it faster.
thonk
golden gust
for that, you want google
bleak moth
thanks for the tip. now i know what to look for. everytime i googled it, it was showing paper plugins
modest path
bukkit,craftbukkit,spigot,paper,tunity,yatopia,forge,fabric,purpur,sponge,
olive marlin
Forge has mods, paper has plugins. That's probably why.
modest path
theres so many and i forget which does what
only platforms my framework has implementations for are paper and velocity tbh
olive marlin
What about airplane, all the *Paper forks etc?
golden gust
you forgot glowstone
modest path
oh and minestom
bleak moth
makes sense why my files only came with a mod folder and no plugins. im new to this so im learning as i go.
twin lagoon
Kubernetes
hot
modest path
aws makes me want to not be alive
golden gust
removes the pink role
modest path
give me green role ill cry
golden gust
hey, if you wanna go yeetus deletus, am not gonna stop ya
mossy vessel
I'll sprinkle water in your litter
modest path
let me become green
twin lagoon
@mossy vessel
meager tusk
that's when you gotta restructure the entire thing
sharded regions .
twin lagoon
Bro.
meager tusk
Yes bro.
modest path
rrr
meager tusk
Yes bro.
olive marlin
Idriz keeps pinging Cat to see when you get banned?
twin lagoon
1 server thread per chunk
meager tusk
Michael bro.
golden gust
biggest issue is stuff like crossing region boundaries
meager tusk
Multithreaded regional ticking bro.
mossy vessel
Giving people the ideas.
golden gust
e.g. redstone
meager tusk
Crazy idea bro.
golden gust
and stuff ticking the world in general
warm anchor
Wow paper gotta do it before yatopia
modest path
zzzCat ban any%
meager tusk
no cat
olive marlin
1 block per instance?
golden gust
We've had parallel world ticking in the queue for a good while
golden gust
The concept is trivial
meager tusk
i hate border crossing issues
bleak moth
Thanks for the responses, I found what i was looking for (:
golden gust
the impl... errrr...
warm anchor
1 server thread per chunk
How about per player thread. Surely we won’t have enough of thread for each chunk!
meager tusk
Bro.
warm anchor
meager tusk
1 thread per block bro.
twin lagoon
eternity 
meager tusk
Only with KGB Hosting bro!
ashen cliff
BRO!
mossy vessel
Paper has become very balkan-ish recently
mossy vessel
I can't tell whether I find this cursed or bad
vale rune
Always was!
meager tusk
Fact!
twin lagoon
Paper has become very balkan-ish recently
it's the balkan invasion
modest path
kinda scary
golden gust
ITT: we just set this place on fire and move on
meager tusk
Can't do it in real life(yet). Do it in paper bro!
twin lagoon
cat go to bed
mossy vessel
golden gust
no
vale rune
Can't do it in real life(yet). Do it in paper bro!
Easy bro! Us two and @ashen cliff already demolished the SLO MC "community" . Bosna next.
meager tusk
Fact!
ashen cliff
Fact bro!
meager tusk
Paper rebrand to FletaMC!
vale rune
TFW you add server to GTracker and direkt 3x playerbase, full Balkan .
meager tusk
Remember - only ipv4!
potent fossil
can we make #balkan
meager tusk
No domain!
vale rune
Fact bro!
meager tusk
Like in 1.6 days.
ancient edge
anyone know a plugin i can use to globally enable/disable pvp ?
vale rune
Bosnians see anything starting with 94.23 and they INSTANT CONNECT!
twin lagoon
worldguard
meager tusk
Petition to make server port default 27019.
vale rune
Fact!
mossy vessel
Somewhere I have bunch of old hdds laying around, can contribute that to BalkanHosting
meager tusk
Bro.
vale rune
Bro.
meager tusk
Do you mean KGBHosting?
potent fossil
Yes bro of course bro
meager tusk
simple 🥺
vale rune
@meager tusk bro!
Good times of duplicating SteamID and getting full OP in Romanian servers
meager tusk
This server is powered by AntiWallHack AntiSpeedHack AimBotStopper
twin lagoon
do you have anti cs 1.6 aimbot
meager tusk
If you want admin you must join our facebook page
plain matrix
@twin lagoon isn't it like past your sleepy time
twin lagoon
yes
plain matrix
go to sleep
twin lagoon
but am hosting uhc game and need to finish it
plain matrix
are you winning
twin lagoon
i also have to wake up in 8 hours
plain matrix
sleep
twin lagoon
but money
plain matrix
make money in your sleep
twin lagoon
capitalism
plain matrix
which is either owning a server or prostitution and idk which applies here
twin lagoon
or both
plain matrix
good point
worn ember
man if i ever wield any political power i will banish anyone that fails my iq test
wraith trail
What would your iq test contain?
worn ember
1.8.8 minecraft mechanics kappa
mossy vessel
"Why are you taking this test? Clever people wouldn't take this test. You failed"
warm anchor
What if you fail your own iq test @worn ember
potent fossil
unreal quarry
strange swallow
i need help
i cant go back into the overworld
from the ender portal
it keeps saying bed is obstructed
and it spawns me right back in the end
worn ember
What if you fail your own iq test <@208641151509463051>
thatd be pretty sad
dim shadow
why
dim shadow
:c
modest path
i wonder if hangar will have closed source paid plugin support 😳
cunning raft
no
wild escarp
no
hushed flame
off topic. anyone installed debian 10 on a hetzner server?
ashen cliff
Yes.
modest path
no
thank god
another randomsurvey - If you can get github.io pages to run js, can you... host a bot via github pages
unkempt drift
afaik, no paid resources at all is the current plan
modest path
good, and i hope to see it stay that way
Will there be a central Hangar or only self hosted?
upper flicker
There will be a central paper host
Obviously people are free to host their own, but it will hurt discoverability
No inkjet printers allowed though
You will at least need to switch to laser
cunning raft
another randomsurvey - If you can get github.io pages to run js, can you... host...
that's....
not how that works
unkempt drift
github pages is a static site host thing
modest path
that's....
ok ok haha i've never used github pages before so just throwing questions out there
golden gust
mfw
cosmic raft
accurate, no?
ashen cliff
Also a video of Aikar committing something nice to Paper.
cosmic raft
yay food ordered!
modest path
yay food ordered!
what kind of food
cosmic raft
what kind of food
spaghetti bolognese
unreal pike
What are the problems with Hetzner hosting?
115 euro for 5950x, ovh has 3800x for $140
Is the ddos issue hard to make up for?
spare venture
It’s a hardware difference too
merry talon
hm?
merry talon
does ovh still water cool everything?
frosty moon
Twitter
dim shadow
bruh ripppp
peak ginkgo
cunning raft
kash lul
dim shadow
every1 from sbg2 has mi emotional support if they want it
modest path
ovh server explode?
dim shadow
that or some1 took trollin too far
spare venture
Is that in France?
dim shadow
every1 in comments french so ima say either french or belgim
idk who else in euro speak french doe
thorny totem
somewhere in France yes
spare venture
Their locations map kinda sucks
dim shadow
their building lowkey cute
thorny totem
Rip data ;n; hopes they can get their things back if it didn't burnt their server
dim shadow
im sure they keep backups of shit in opposite sides of building?
wraith trail
france but bordering germany
dim shadow
i mean if theres risk of explosions i wouldnt put backup server next to other server
tame lantern
what if some guys caomes and make ScissorsMC
spare venture
Well the tweet sounds like SBG2 is a goner, but the rest will be fine, just isolated from the rest for now
This is why you have external backups 😄
tame lantern
Mentally ScissorsMC would beat PaperMC, but physically Paper wins
dim shadow
ye but then RockMC show up n wreck ur shit son
spare venture
“The data center burned down sowwy”
dim shadow
yea LOL
mi host been good to me for 2 long doe id probs stay wit em after 1 burning
2 burnings id consider moving
spare venture
This has inspired me to test all of my backups and backup systems when I get back in town
wraith trail
most of the comments on the tweet seem fine with it
except for the people without backups freaking out
dim shadow
my backups: ftp tgz once a week
wraith trail
well obviously not fine but better than i'd have expected
wraith trail
rsnapshot is based on rsync
basically just a tool that uses rsync for incremental backups
dim shadow
ohhhh
wraith trail
theres that and rdiff-backup which are kinda nice
dim shadow
oh whats rdiff-backup do
upbeat falconBOT
Requested by sulu#6018 - result 1 of 10
spare venture
Surprised a fire could get out of control at a data center though
dim shadow
i might need both actually, rsync for nightly backup & then rsnapshot every week or every month or somethin
dim shadow
Surprised a fire could get out of control at a data center though
yea man the firetruck did not go fast enoughh
or maybe they were at mcdonelds idk
wraith trail
the whole point of incremental backups is to be quick and efficient
spare venture
Well I mean their automated fire suppression systems should be able to handle it
spare venture
Unless they skimped out on it or something, which would be surprising
dim shadow
u mean a sprinkler hookd up to a smokedetector? xD
spare venture
They’re never hooked up to smoke detectors
Sprinklers usually have a little thermometer in them that breaks when the temperature goes up too much
dim shadow
maybe they didnt put enough mercury in it
spare venture
I’d just assume a data center would have that as a huge focus on initial construction since that’s like the main threat
wraith trail
weird that they have all four offline
you would think they would just isolate the one that was on fire
spare venture
I saw a picture of the building they’re all right next to eachother
dim shadow
you would think they would just isolate the one that was on fire
idk som1 said it was cuz voltage/safety reasons
wraith trail
oh yeah makes sense
spare venture
The one that’s in fire is apparently being left to burn out and they’re saving the others?
dim shadow
o_o
spare venture
Sucks
spare venture
Fires are more complicated to fight than that lol
dim shadow
or is that just a america thing
i mean yea big fires
but if its just 1 server thats on fire now
liek xD
throw xtinguishers at it
wraith trail
and you have different types of fire extinguishers for different types of fires
dim shadow
o yea tru
wraith trail
although actually that's kinda irrelevant here as they only really had the risk of one type
dim shadow
hmm yea hopefully LOL
maby they was liek
bruhhhhh who bought these outdoor fire xtinguishers we need indoor ones
if it was my data doe id still use th wrong xtinguisher
i been grindin outside all day wit mi data, and i aint goin in unless im wit mi data
wraith trail
nice how they reported the issue http://travaux.ovh.net/?do=details&id=49472&edit=yep
basically translates to "We had an issue and assigned this work task to it"
and then on the work task "we have detected worsening performance. Our teams are fixing the issue as fast as possible"
what are you fixing?!?!? THE FIRE?
dim shadow
got data on the block with the glock that dont think i said thats a data backup they in a bucket lapped up
i mean imagine bein th guy havin 2 post taht doe xD
wtf do u say LOL
wraith trail
at least say there is a fire
I mean what are you even doing "degraded performance"
I guess 4 hours later they did, but really
and the announcement on twitter was earlier than this
dim shadow
maby they had 2 unplug their good router & plug everythin in2 their older router
spare venture
Still hard for me to believe a fire broke out and was not controllable
Some pretty bad negligence there
wraith trail
for sure
hopefully more info will come out and there will actually be some sorta reason behind it
dim shadow
didnt a big famous church burn in france not long ago
wraith trail
other than "whoopsie daisy wittwe fiwe in the datacentew sowwy"
dim shadow
maybe they just have a general fire management problem
spare venture
You would hope since it’s going to cause their customers a lot of money
dim shadow
other than "whoopsie daisy wittwe fiwe in the datacentew sowwy"
LOL
spare venture
Thief
wraith trail
sowwy
dim shadow
he took ur art & expanded on it its ok
wraith trail
didnt a big famous church burn in france not long ago
well that was the notre-dame, a super old church made out of wood not a datacenter
wraith trail
or I guess most of it is bricks
dim shadow
would anyone like a 🚰 a glass of water
spring mango
Yes please, can't get my lazy butt to fetch water
spring mango
here u go sir enjoy ur water
It made me hot
potent fossil
OVH had a fire?
potent fossil
Hoohoo I see the hackernews
dim shadow
ur late 2 the party but yes 1 of they servers went all hellboy on em
potent fossil
yeah i havent been here all day, that's why i asked
spring mango
lol, BTW that was a real screenshot of my PC trying to run NASA rover landing animation
dim shadow
n they have 4 other servers on lockdown 4 safty resons
this has been watedrink gorl with paris channel 4 news
wraith trail
they haven't really said a reason behind it yet at all
dim shadow
lol, BTW that was a real screenshot of my PC trying to run NASA rover landing an...
o____o
wraith trail
making it seem more like negligence
dim shadow
maybe the ddos ppl really wanted to ddos their shit
so they like just send a dude
now thatd b fucked up
spring mango
Eagerly waiting for someone to DDOS my school's servers XD
dim shadow
oh just run a mc server on it
theyll find it trust me
my server tiny af we still get ddos attempts evry now n then
more lifetime ddos attempts than avg daily players thats for sure
spring mango
lmao my CAD teacher once tried to show us a photoshop demo and ended up crashing her PC xxx
spring mango
She was like "I dunno why there are spinny wheels everywhere"
dim shadow
rippp
unreal pike
anyone know if Reliablesite is good?
unreal pike
alright
anything youd recommend over ovh's game-2?
ill probably be hitting limits with 30 players right
they have an entire section praising their own cooling
i see some posts saying they might have improved but nobody seems to be taking chances
wraith trail
Swore by then years ago however they have gone drastically downhill
upper flicker
> activate your disaster recovery plan
shell vine
having a disaster recovery plan
warm anchor
activate disaster recovery plan
Does this mean angrily post on twitter?
unreal pike
no im just touched after a full day on public discords
void stone
vscode is great
ripe sphinx
https://twitter.com/olesovhcom/status/1369478732247932929
Don't know if y'all saw the update, D/C SBG2 is destroyed. https://twitter.com/olesovhcom/status/1369504527544705025?s=20
Twitter
green edge
ripe sphinx
I'd hope so, but at the same time everyone on those better have backups as well, it's not like you can just pull thousands of petabytes worth of storage out of thin air, even being a mega cloud company like OVH
but yeah they've probably got at least something
(but then again, an entire massive datacenter burning down is a bit of an edge case so ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )
potent fossil
> activate disaster recovery plan
Does this mean angrily post on twitter?
Yes.
spare venture
“As a precautionary measure, the electricity was cut off on the whole site, which impacts all our services at SBG1, SBG2, SBG3 and SBG4.”
That’s why the rest were shut off
And it’s 100% on the customer to externally backup their stuff
mental meadow
I'm curious on what's burning & fire suppression.
Like usually data centers use CO² as fire suppression but you can't use that until everyone is clear out of the building
spare venture
It’s pretty remarkable that it managed to burn down
OVH really must have messed up here, excited to hear more
ripe sphinx
This feels like a chain of bad decisions were made, data centers don't just up and burn down lol
~~also saw this linked while googling http://travaux.ovh.net/?do=details&id=49017&~~
Summary : We are going to intervene in the rack to replace a large number of power supply cables that could have an insulation defect.
Edit: Don't believe everything you hear on the internet kids, apparently this has been going on all week
spare venture
You’d think fire suppression and prevention would be like, one of the main priorities
mental meadow
Electrical fires can be a bitch
Update 7:20am
Fire is over. Firefighters continue to cool the buildings with the water.
We don’t have the access to the site. That is why SBG1, SBG3, SBG4 won’t be restarted today.
magic river
Wow that commit message, I'm in love https://github.com/gitster/git/commit/684dd4c2b414bcf648505e74498a608f28de4592
shell vine
so um totally unrelated who do yall use for remote backups
vernal moth
A DC burning down should never happen
meager tusk
found this in the thread and thought it would be fun to share
vernal moth
The have so much fire control and it's easy to evacuate for argon injection
mental meadow
We can only speculate anyway
But don't forget it can always be external stuff
meager tusk
it's because of somebody using elytras on y*topia
vernal moth
Yeah maybe some transformer blew up or smth
mental meadow
Mini have you ever like overseen an evacuation? That shit is not easy
vernal moth
Yes i have
Not as if in a data center there are many ppl on site
It's not an office
The rooms are seperated
Etc
mental meadow
Plus don't forget COVID complicating everything
vernal moth
How so? Nobody cares about covid when there's a fire, lol
warm anchor
I hope it's not a terrorist attack 
magic river
Maybe they didn't have argon because they're dumb or something 😛
meager tusk
likely not eternity 