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@waxen panther please steal this
zml your logo is so cool
on it


ty brian
man i hope i can get the next stimulus check because i am going to blow it straight on a new pc/laptop


:brian:
no pepebaby is fine

this is so sad π



see I want all those

where do I go to get em?


nitro is dum
sure
nitro is AWESOME !
No I hate nitro
maybe if paper had good emojis people wouldn't need it
that's what broke people say
- broke
yeah i run a minecraft server and am unemployed, i am very broke
wheres oskar he hates nitro too
He's just not allowed to buy it.

lol
awh yeah 

Poki paper emotes when 
how much ave you donated to poki

where do i get them 
3 hours of my time
if I settle on a character then yes I would do it π
@waxen panther help I want to be like u

holy shit postmates is a rip off
.g postmates
(DiscordBot) Postmates is an American company that offers local delivery of restaurant-prepared meals and other goods. As of February 2019, Postmates operates in 2,940 U.S. cities. The service relies on mobile phone applications and their Global Positioning System capabilities to match inventories and consumer demand. Launched in 2011, Postmates is one of many on-demand delivery companies in the United States providing delivery from restaurants and stores tha


no
please
so toxic


:broccoLa:
did you test in production
worse
cant be any worse than what michael does daily
plaese stop abusing my avatar
i ran lp applyedit globally 
lmaooo
nah i made this avatar
π
good thing Michale make backup tho right?mm

fine


i get more emotes soon
dont steal this one too
idriz is your server public 
:broccoCool:

I'm coming
the one u fuked up on
oh you mean
what is ip π₯Ί
the one with 600 CCUs?
no i don't
xdCloud

thanks are you online
ok meet me in 3 mins
one time i joined lemoncloud to see what it was all about, then realized there were about 700 less people online than it said π
im coming too
nope
me too
no
brocc
Aberdeener
you dont know my mc name
stupidMC
okay did my windows just delete its index of my files or something?
Where does .g get its info from yall
windows 
i search multimc and did not get a result now too
bing
Does bing have a fancy api that sends u things like that
@spiral robin 
Very cool thank you bing
sorry sorry I'm waiting for the 35mb patch
imagine thinking windows needs an index to search π€£
i mean it does but
caching it
oh lemoncloud isn't spoofing as obviously anymore π
logics how big is your brain

wher
im right in front of you
lemoncloud is the name of the server?
idk
no snoopa
no snopa
I'm coming
thats what she said
HELLO MICHAEL
no imagine promoting p2w
there is a player FLYING on your server !!

good
Is mr. Simp still lurking around

michelle get ur beauty sleep as well :P
lemoncloud is not a bad name for a server tho 
eh
Wat you want
Hi
Hello idriz i would like to extend my thanks to you and @twin lagoon for providing a lovely server. @meager tusk and @twin lagoon have done a great job at creating a. fun enviroment for everyone and they have done a great job so thanks @meager tusk and @twin lagoon again i will be back online soon
oh so thats yoU
Shut up I just woke up and need coffee first
What
nothin
what time is it in simpleland
runs
oh

snoopa hows your server
Its coffee time in simpland
why
Quitter
shouldve just redirected domain to partyrealms
for me to maintain

Party realms conglomerate
as I got exams and this is like the peak time of studies
they have exams in middle school?
nah im good
senior school
and yes
like, 6 sets every year
Wtf is senior school
@potent fossil get me one as well plox 
what are they testing you? 2+2?
9-10th grade
Hello idriz i would like to extend my thanks to you and @twin lagoon for providing a lovely server. @meager tusk and @twin lagoon have done a great job at creating a. fun enviroment for everyone and they have done a great job so thanks @meager tusk and @twin lagoon again i will be back online soon
ah
LLS / LLM is the future.
fuck don't make this a copypasta
i thought you were in like 7th grade

kek
Hello idriz i would like to extend my thanks to you and @twin lagoon for providing a lovely server. @meager tusk and @twin lagoon have done a great job at creating a. fun enviroment for everyone and they have done a great job so thanks @meager tusk and @twin lagoon again i will be back online soon
wait let me archive it in the copy pasta channel

wbu party how's you doing :D
good
pary
my server grow big very strong
yes
big bone
throwback to when i denied someone's staff application for tagging every staff member about it in a discord ticket
tell it to drink its milk
lc is fun

it drinks a lot of milk
yez goob
also i tried coffee the other day
that stuff is just... amazing
it's not doing bad though, 7 days old and steadily growin'
whats ur average players at any time
15 over past 24 hours
dont worry mom says its bad for me so i wont be having it as much
yes i know
any time any day
Snoopa Moment
we are the #1 server with party in the name
yes
Hypixel parties coming summer 2021
wait i lied
π
it's ok #2 is still pretty good
pigparty is the #1
how many people online rn
we are #2
4
@ barty
pigparty has 81 people on π¦
f
your one
22
Close race
partyzone is a close third
22 DAMN

Yeah you're like running a VERY large server
It'll take us a while to get to that
as compared to us
whats ur minecraft-mp rank π
whats ur minecraft-mp rank π
damn i remember back when i actually had players
Better than my like 3 average
you can look it up yourself
then all of my gamemodes went poof
partyrealms yea?
it won't be high
wat
yes the blank banner
yes
yh
nice
skyblocc coming soon
splitting the playerbase huh
hm?
didnt he transfer ownership to someone else?
rly?
unless the skyblock is competitive
enlighten me more pls
i'm saying I tried it and it failed
rule 1 make something original/interesting
rule 2 make it competetive or nobody will care
stick to one server
we should abolish minecraft
abolish you
π³
shut
Splitting the server playerbase too early when ur first server is still small will kill all ur servers
yes lets abolish brocc
how else are you supposed to grow and get more players?
finally the bullying of minors stops

Grow ur main server then expand
we already get a decent number of votes
Is for testing things, and a mechanic some friends ask me to add for an smp
advertise better and increase your retention rate, make the gameplay loop longer and more enjoyable
(decent for us)
wtf
Thought u weren't owner anymore but ur still doing work for ur old server
even on days we get low amounts of new players it doesn't matter because almost all of our new players stay and play for a while, and there's a ton to do since we ditched vanilla and made our server unique
mmm i'm glad i live next door to a pizza place
otherwise i'd starve
what colour is your dumpster
hey i still made it
why
dunno
lockdown + bored 13 year old + minecraft = server?
monkafuckingw
we all gotta learn
it was factions and i just abused the hell out of my admin powers to raid people, somehow had like 30+ people online frequently
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Lol
lmao this is why to this day i dont play on my own server
there was no hypixel to just steal all of the players
will only work if the 13 year old knows what they are doing or they know nothing and make something extremley p2w
i would never trust anyone under 18 to run a minecraft server
yes i know i'm right
I ran a server when I was 14 and used donation money to buy games instead of renewing the host so It died like a month later
XD
i just run it all on a pi
Half life 2 was fun tho
^
pretty sure I paid like $20/mo for 2gb
Yβall need some PowerPC in your life
The U in the cpu stands for Ulimited Power
so thats why it crashes all the time 
not if you run yatopia 
ban this kid
best paper fork in exist!!1!!!1
Dont typing oskar
what
Buddy just pulled a 12" G4 Powerbook out of storage if you want it. :)
@spare venture youβre welcome
Actually Power Macs were pretty neat.
I have 2 of them at home.
Yeah, I agree.
I don't think I have any old Mac hardware laying around anymore. Everything's Intel Mac now.
We have a bondi blue iMac and an eMac
I loved my 12" Powerbook.
So much utility in such a tiny portable.
And the Ti Powerbook was great.
I'm still trying to decide if I should just trade in my mbp 2018 15 inch for a mba 2020 13 inch. The air is faster than my pro. Only turn off is the battery and screen, which are...still probably better than my mbp? Lol. And the number of ports is kinda annoying but not like I used all 4 on the mbp.
I really do want that sexy sexy m1....
The battery life would be better overall.
If I trade in my mbp I can get the mba 2020 for $9
The Air screen is not quite as good as the '18 15" MBP.
O really
can i trade in a broken iphone 4s for a 13" mbp pls
They'll probably give you some credit
Lol
If you run a bunch of external displays I think the M1 Air can't power as many as the 15" MBP
So that's a consideration.
I don't use my mbp to drive external displays anymore
Used to, but now it's just my laptop
So that's nbd
But I do hope the screen is...like. Ok to be looked at lmao
Oh it's still a good screen.
It kinda depends on what you want to use the displau for.
If you just want "good screen, retina, 13" is fine" then the M1 MBA is a good choice.

If you need larger size of the 15", more resolution, wider color gamut, a little brighter, then the 15" is better.
Hmm well, okay
Basically if you aren't doing hardcore photo or video editing the difference in the M1 MBA vs the 15" MBP screen is going to be negligible.
Or you may not notice a difference at all.
You can get a 16Gb one.
Yeah I know for ridiculous cash on top π
Just $200 extra.
16gb is generally my minimum ram
If you own the 15" then you should be able to sell it, buy an M1 Air with 16GB, and pocket the difference.
The base spec 15" MBP was like $2k
Used they still sell for close to that.
I could probably sell mine as configured and buy an M1 Air, an M1 Mini, and still have a fancy dinner.
If you're leveraged on the MBP and doing the swap is hard, then keep the 15" MBP because you shouldn't leverage yourself further. The 2018 MBP is a fine, fine laptop.
Apple trade in wants to give me 990 for it lmao. Haven't looked into selling.
But meh
Definitely sell it private party rather than trade it in.
You always get more money selling it.
I have no idea what your specs are but you can get over $1k for it definitely.
You should be able to at least break even.
hi
I'd check your local area and see what they're selling for.
Hi kash
Hi kash
I'll probably just keep it tbh. It still runs fine. I'm just having new product horniness
Need to chill

I'm typing this on a 2012 Macbook Pro.
Wait, 2014.
I lied.
Either way it's a lot older and it's still more than fine.
hello kashike
I have more than one machine, though.
My 2018 had its battery explode and got repaired for free my apple
Oof.
Just hope that doesn't happen again
My main (and only) computer is a MacBook Pro 2012 ;p
(Pain.)
Was a great machine till then. That's why I stopped driving external monitors on it.
I figured being plugged into a dock and having 3 ext monitors was killing the battery, made it expand, and explode.
Idk tho.
MacBoy.gif
That I'm not supposed to install stuff on.
See thatβs cool.
you gonna make me drool
So I don't. Because I behave.
I had 2x displays but one of them shat the bed and I haven't replaced the power supply yet.
lol kashike
Idk if the issue was just random or my doing
But I like having the Macbook/Mini combo.
Haha
Being plugged in with externals should impact it.
Once the battery is charged the power management won't keep dumping power into/overloading it.
In the olden times you could pull the battery entirely in that situation.
Probably just a faulty battery.
It was being plugged in with externals 24/7 for months, so idk if it was a case of ye olde ZOMG DONT LEAVE IT PLUGGED IN PAST 100% or if something else happened due to the ext monitors or if it was truly a freak issue with a bad oem battery
But I've been afraid to use it to run separate monitors since
a decent charge controller should prevent over-charging the battery
so it's probably either a freak issue or a truly shitty design on apple's part
i'd hope it'd be the freak issue
Nah that shit doesn't matter anymore as much.
Eh well that makes me feel somewhat better
mine has been fine
Sounds like a faulty battery.
A lot of people use theirs that way. Especially right now.
I miss my Mac Pro.
It used to warm up my room an extra like 15 degrees.
But it got old and I don't need that kind of machine right now.
help Use examples to compare and contrast unstructured and structured data. Which type is more prevalent in a typical business environment?
idk about laptops now but every laptop I've used that's primarily used plugged in gets its battery shot several months down the line
That's an old guy problem Rob.
Not really an issue anymore.
90% of the people I work with do that and their batteries are fine.
Depends on the battery/manufacturer I suppose.
dell, hp
This machine is from 2014 and has the original battery. It's started to die a bit finally in the past few months.
all work-oriented laptops tho
I tried with the dell one to do the whole calibrate thing
and I think that just expedited its death
also - they all do the same thing
Nice.
All I did to it was keep it plugged in and run external monitors
Sometimes shit just happens, man.
pepega
Bad parts from the factory etc.
at least apple covered it
Yea
where the battery levels start varying, it discharges down to like 40% and then randomly shoots up to 90%, then discharges "normally" and suddenly the laptop will suddenly shut off, and then turn back on with more charge...
They did it for free thankfully

What's REP
brocc 
the time when the random shutoff happens occurs sooner and sooner as the battery gets closer to death
PC laptops suck, Rob, what can I say? :)
and happens more often (where it's able to start up after the random shutoff and claim to have some charge)
repair extension program.
we had it for the 6s too, like if they were manufactured between x and y and they displayed z symptoms, their system (gsx) let us process a replacement for free
Wow I just got an email from a dude I haven't talked to since I was like 15

They told me it was free due to QA
Was that . . . 40 years ago? Or 2?
same thing
So maybe REP idk
they tell us to say that π
all laptop batteries I've had do that exact thing and iirc all I saw online was to attempt calibration so idk if people actually experience this/is normal of a dying battery or wut
Alright I'ma go get coffee and be back later adios

good bye
Ur still getting coffee simple
It's been like 1 hour
okie
@waxen panther hello brocc
is broccowave a variant of a microwave

Make up for it now
no its an upcoming emote
Or is the broccowave your radiation-powered cheese toaster
BroccoLai
ugly
...how
btw
is it like heavy client modded lol
Cool
I mean I have a GT 530 so someone buy me graphics card
yes minecraft is a very hard game
very complication game
very good graphics
hard to run .
yes
i have gt 730
When you go to garden center and find a propane tank casually leaking tons of propane

Wow
poland is stupid
no
i lived in poland
goverment is
@waxen panther
@vestal jasper HELLO X
Hi
at least most people have rights here
not in poland
it's ok, we at the beginning of societal collapse
england be like
looped always working command block with weather rain command
i have a book with those
what did you expect from minecraft discord
England is imaginary place
π
@waxen panther I'm getting paid to sit outside in the sun for an hour and play on my phone 
wat
paper is normally just developers crying kasp
Not real, fake news
we dont have JOKES here.
can i have your job

i just found out
Wonder why
i did that ages ago
after you messaged me to check if i blocked you lol
We have a guy picking up our garden flower racks and I have to "watch the gate"
i dint know sorry
Waiting for the day Discord stops showing blocked messages
Aka do nothing while he gets the racks into his truck lol
wait
it'll be the best day of my life
Itβs too tempting
party blocked me too
ez
what is this
use IRC
oskar why do you puke man
what
Is there a feature suggestion in their 50000 page long suggestions list Barty
Be careful tho I was almost banned for saying I had someone blocked
ΕΌyg
yea mana

lets block entire discord server
Block urself
yeah i opened the msg and i have literally no idea who that is or why i'd block em
must've been for a good reason
when discord commits die lol
it happened when i tried to block myself
Block evasion smh
Last time someone avoided a block by using IRC I got warned for complaining about it 
terminal thing
Careful ull trigger robo
it is really annoying barty, dont blame you
u want another screenshot of my client
i will just hide in weeb land now instead 
why not meme land
weeb memes r better
It's 45f outside with a cold wind. I'm not enjoying this as much now Broc lol
Put a coat on
hand warm thingies
I can't leave until the guy does
Nice bait
Why donβt you help him
metric ftw
Win win
wdym "bait"
You get warm, you donβt have to stay out as long, neither does he
celcius better
Uh huh
prove me wrong
Yeah that would be possible but all of the 3rd party truck drivers are strong independent truck drivers who don't need no help
Tru
Fahrenheit best
Yes
hello
Screaming the world hurr durr dat persun blok is a "just don't", all you do is bait morons into being morons and acting like turds
cant open paper irc for some reason
did you auth with nickserv?
hello cat 
Using the IRC to pester people who've got you blocked is also a no-no
that wasnt the reason i hopped onto irc but ok
ill come back onto discord
actually no my ram is commiting die
only time I think I've ever used a block is on some ppl in multiplayer games Β―_(γ)_/Β―
im not that annoying right?
idk who u r
other than some random noob server owner in paper, if even
wat
using IRC tho bumps up my respect tho
yeah i installed a termian client recently to use instead of discord
my tablet is much nicer to use now that i've rooted and replaced the OS
someday Imma build an app to replace IRC Explorer
dear god Samsung's stupid UI is so bad.
WoA?
Tomorrow 1.16.5 π
huh
thonk
Ye, two bug fixes 
Samsung UI 
wut bugz
Mojang doesnt leaked them
bugs that paper fixed already
Lmao
o ok
Very important 
touchwiz 
hi blue!
Why do people have the bot tag in here lol
irc
are yall real or actually bots
im real
another dumcordian
calm down
let the education begin
.g irc
(oskar) Internet Relay Chat An application layer protocol that facilitates communication in the form of text. The chat... (https://duckduckgo.com/Internet_Relay_Chat?v=i&kp=1)
.g irc wikipedia
(oskar) Internet Relay Chat is an application layer protocol that facilitates communication in the form of text. The chat process works on a client/server networking model. IRC clients are computer programs that users can install on their system or web based applications running either locally in the browser or on a third party server. These clients communicate with chat servers to transfer messages to other clients. IRC is mainly designed for group communica
π
can u .g irc a few more times
wat
@minor badge 
did i do wrong
proxi uwu .
hi brocc
Hi I ocelot
mhm
hi vic
Hey Vic
The weebs are multiplying
@waxen panther fun fact I could've closed the gate and walked off any time

But he never said I could close the gate :)
breaking news tomorrow: fitbit bankrupt, closing
hi aber :)
um thats not how it works oskar lol
this announcement means they now have tons of money
aber

usually when stuff gets aquired it dies
fitbit is prob the largest device maker in fitness as is though
thats what i meant
bluely I played on lemoncraft with idriz today π₯Ίπ₯Ί
dies by sunset, not bankruptcy
who tf is idriz
lemons
fitbit as an app might long term go away and merge into Google Fit
xoxo
<3
ill be happy for that as atm i have to use a damn third party service to sync the 2
yea that would make the most sense
fitbit not having native google fit sync is fucking weird
for another guild
AFAIK you can't.
aikar i heard you are good at operating timers 
what does that even mean
timers? counting to 3?
hm?
aikar, count to 3 to prove your skill
oh
1, 2, 4
6
meh
alright, he's clean
On the count of three, pull the pin and throw the grenade.
1, 2, 4. No 3. π
mm 
machinemaker pacifist run
boom
I donβt think bluely got it...
i dont get much nowadays
he doesn't get much, just pretend that he did so he feels good
i think the grenade doesnt work
my brain runs at 10% speed
βBrother Maynard, bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade!β
boom
who is mony
oskar why are you in IRC?
lodsemone
because im running a few instances of pycharm
Just rewatched Grail recently, still good.
british humor never dies
and 8gb of ram isnt enough to do that apparently
it feels like its from an alternate universe
Oh no poki is streaming rust for only 2 hours and I'm at work for 2 more hours nooo
The poki door

β... and after the spankings, the oral sex!β Castle Anthrax is where itβs at. π
Clearly you havenβt watched Monty python and the holy grail oskar
Monty Python isn't PG-13.
Or it is I guess, but oskar is barely.
So no he hasn't watched it,
Is it really rated R?
Nah it's PG-13
Well gotta be 13 to be on discord so...
And yet . . .
Uh
account created when 10 years old btw lmAooo
halo 2 
That fucked me up
is that the chair guy
I wouldnβt mind if the IRC bridge got destroyed
I wouldβve been 2
It took so long to get the game that when I got home I just went to sleep. I woke up and my roommate was playing without me.
But I played it when I was 5 or 6
That jerk.
.g halo 2 release date
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Halo 2 is a 2004 first-person shooter game developed by Bungie and published by Microsoft Game Studios. Released for the Xbox, the game is the second installment in the Halo franchise and the sequel to 2001's critically acclaimed Halo: Combat Evolved. The game features a new game engine, added weapons and vehicles, and new multiplayer maps. The ...
I was 7 π
- 16-17 years ago.
I was 4
Noob
Wait
i was -3
Iβm too tired for basic addition
Learn to math
Idk anything about that except that it was in Perks of being a Wallflower
excellent abuse it while you can!
At work, Vic?
theoretical scenario: if md_5 left spigot, what would happen?
like right now without notice
the magic of open source would happen
doesn't he do most of the mappings though?
someone else would have to do them
that's my point
We've already got the tooling for that entire process working
some remaining issues afaik, but, π€·ββοΈ
hm nice
LOL "wait", "wait no", "wait"
go to bed 
Lol
I have to finish my coursework first
Due tomorrow, havenβt done 20% of it
he says about to open rust
so why can't paper and spigot use the mojang mappings? i think i read somewhere that they couldn't steal the new names from them, but the license doesn't seem to object
Paper will
because spigot doesn't want to
not entirely
There where some legal concerns but those have been addressed
just like when vanilla updates i mean
oh ok
pretty sure it's still legally impossible to use the mappings with GPL licensed code
why would that be the case?
but where does it say that?
final jars will map back to spigot mappings for now, but, speaking to mojang they seem to be happy with projects using them
top of the mapping file
It's legalese
yeah i see the license
but the license doesn't seem to say that at least that i see
well you have to read the GPLv3 too
well, it seems to be a difference in what the text if the license allows Microsoft to do, and in what they've said regarding how they plan to enforce it mostly
The licence nowadays just says follow the eula
spigot's mappings aren't any better phoenix
Of course that's not strictly compatible with the gpl
(besides that, distributing any jar file that combine Bukkit, CB and Spigot isn't legal anyways)
And yes, spigot mappings have a worse licence
don't forget that bungee-chat isn't even open source










