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normal mobs will spawn in day
@twin lagoon 🥺 
Replicate without plugins™️
Kosovo literally epic
good job
Do you guys too recognise Kosovo as an independent state????
life skills: fucked all the shit
the mobs wont burn either
Exactly what Cat would say
what is this conversation
Yea, replicate without plugins™
™️
©️
\™️
Not sure what that says about apple... 
lol
🍎
where can I learn to make my own command in minecraft?
e.g. "/market"
.g spigotmc plugin tutorial
plugin
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thank you!
make ur own plugin, or use MyCommand
but is there a way to do it on datapack?
Whats ""
first 4 symbols is nothing for me
yeah same
It's an apple symbol
datapacks can't add commands
But they can use commands to lag your server to hell
michael can't either 
Not to mention, datapacks are generally the worse way to go about adding actual functionality
Thank you for this: https://www.spigotmc.org/wiki/command-alias/ I can now learn it
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Several people are typing
not every datapack is bad
can we just take a second to appreciate this emoji > 
No.
:>
Listen here
appreciated 😛
I got nothing to say to you
Datapacks suck?
most of them yeah
But, I just wanted to direct attention to myself to mention that simple smells
Cat™️
command functions are generally just a slow ass way to do anything
alright, so i found my backup drive in my parents room
I know it suck because when I add a command it gives the player unnecessary inconvenience such as typing
/function command:whatever
take any trivial option and add like 10 layers of data parsing, command calling, data mangling in stuff not designed for it, etc...
they suck for performance i think, i had one cmd block lagging my server out before, i cant imagine a datapack with hundreds
Also, I doubt that function has "sane" perms
you can change the perm level in server.properties
e.g. probs the perm for the function command itself, but, anything else is probs a no-go
does anyoone know something in my C: drive that i might want to backup?
per function?
your dignity
because i dont want to live through redoing my pc when i reinstall
just use tags to block the command if you dont have a tag
i probably want to backup my ssh keys
huggles kotlin
like eg. execute if entity @s[tag=permissiontodosomething] run etc.


Now I have another reason to hate Cat
nothing like adding a bunch of command processing and inefficent data structures to check if a person can do something
just use python
I'd honestly argue that using skript would be a better option
and I never thought I'd say that
python in mc?
you forgot the sarcasm switch
Yeah, Skript > functions, lol
it is possible...
There are options for it
i cant believe it
Sorta like minis alcoholsim problems
someone actually rewrote that bloatware
yeah
how's denzien?
Or cats minilang
Don't worry bud, it's not your fault you're german
if anyone's used it?
❤️
essentials gets a bit annoying when i need to type /minecraft:clear to wipe my armor
lol
i dont have one
Essentials gets a bit annoying when you do anything
Your brain is also in the cloud, and looks like that cloud is down
she looks so done
Apperently we closing down everything
rip
we closing
"you arses, if y'all stopped licking butts we wouldn't be here"
She doesn't want to do it for another 4 years, she has been done before corona
We will leave a hole behind nobody is able to fill
Our next election will be interesting 😂
the
Wtf
hell
i did say
not cool bro 👀
surprising cat causes a stream of WTF's
this is beyond surprising lol
does mc use mysql?
no
only plugins can use it
plugins often use mysql
Do you all use any print screen apps? or just use the normal print screen buton
Win + Shift + S
I usually just use the snipping tool
best one
its a newer version of snipping tool
i use it all the time
i dont use print screen anymore except on ubuntu
I just use the one in macOS, it's kinda dumb, but the one I was using wants people to pay a stupid amount for the ability to upload to your own server
ooh thats cool is that like another windows 10 thing
yeah its awesome
use sharex
k will seeeeee
Just for the love of god stop doxxing yourself

I fear asking for a screenshot tool might make that worse
Might already be too late for that, people got my address with less information lol
dayum
oh cool sharex has screen recording as well
no more nvidia geforce experience kek
yes
bery kute
Oh so in ShareX you edit the image first and then capture
interesting
👏
Anyway to not get rate limited while "enthusiastically using" the Mojang API?
Looking for username -> uuid.
Basically, outside of using proxies? not really
Just gotta ^
there are some 3rd party services which offer an API and let you ride off their stuff
Well I'm off to bed. 5am. Perfect time to slaap
For a plugin or something else?
Web.
Ah
Big floppa
I read SpaceX for a second lul
you capture first, you edit then save
is ShareX like screen capture app?
ye
dont wanna save, wanna copy
anynways
its nice
Now do 10k requests.
update on the sears situation: they are offering a max of $50 compensation for all the laundry we had to do at the laundromat, where we (my family) know we’ve spent at least $200
update on my personal mental health: I am going to burn this company to the fucking ground
how did 11 year old me manage to do this
11 year old me somehow was smarter and less lemon depressy than current me so idk :^)
idk if this works but maybe 2 or more cheap servers trying to connect or something, im not a dev so idk
or like quickly hop between 420 vpns
Already found that mc-heads.net has that functionality.
So I'm just going to try to use that.
oh ok
You could also use few proxies
but default mojang ratelimits for this endpoint are pretty high as for normal minecraft server. It's 600 requests / 10 minutes iirc
i never got rate limited when using it
dont you just love it?
pedo
pedo
im 13
great
Not compressing.
well new username
When did the discord nick turn into a status line?
hm?
looks at oscar's nick
oh
you see, no one cares about statuses because if you dont have a high enough role no one will see it
bold of you to assume that a) my friends are actually on discord and b) they actually look at their friend list
great
since when do i have lua files on my pc
can somebody hack into demons PC and push? 😂
distributed VCS were a mistake!
guess that means
hangar?
are you drunk again mini?
.wa time cologne
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KEIN BIER VOR VIER!
which one?
I googled kein bier vor vier
sharing is caring
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guess its arabic or smth and targeted at refugees
yeah
gotta teach them our culture, else they thing something is wrong with us
when in fact its just culture
😂
thats my job in this channel too, I am the Kulturbeauftragte!
(Cultural officer I guess?)
I guess Kulturbotschafter is a better term, cultural ambassador
these words are too fancy for me
3+ years of german education and i understand 5% of what mini is saying
Hallo Oskar, mein Name ist Martin und ich mag Bier!
nah its right
i got a single sentence right yay
i got hot singles in my area
hallo martin, ich nicht mag bier, ich mag wasser, hydrohomie! I had to study german last year, it's a very interesting language but it's hard as shit

ich mag kein bier
ich nicht mag bier doesnt work
i had to learn german aswell
it does help knowing dutch
since that sentence wouldn't work when literally translates into dutch either
that's like saying you don't like beer
ik mag geen bier would fit here
which translates to i can't have beer
oh thats easier
dutch -> kölsch -> german -> english
ik = isch = ich = I
mag = maach = mag = like
geen = kei = kein = no/not any
bier = bier = bier = beer
hi
oh wow grammar lessons
idk german very well i almost failed it
also @twin lagoon i'm muslim so it's not like i would regardless 
Are your weekends also Friday and Saturday?
Idk where you live but I know some arabian countries do it
Ah
poor mini
paperclip-324.jar
uff
or something like that
paper-1.16.4-324.jar
I think they should be possible to alias, yeah; might make a PR for that later
yeah that works
fixed

yeah
they're using drones cause of high criminality
pretty uhh,,, interesting

The police primarily want to monitor "center facilities where, among other things, drug trafficking takes place".
kek
So same as here. 
[16:40] Citymonstret: lmaoooo
[16:40] Citymonstret: welcome to china
Now try sleeping in the middle of a city, while 50 police people are flying drones around your block. 
now I only need to fix the more button and papers download page is updated to api v2
I can't wait to kill jenkins
why does this cop look like a GTA NPC
does it load those all at once or only when you click more?
@meager tusk because theyre swedish
:eyes:
nmf 

michael ❤️

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very usefull
when discord freezes or something
Like I said, idc
i mean your saying irc is ugly
❤️

grrrrr
also ripcord ain't any prettier lmfao
certainly better organized
True, ripcord is a mess
a hot mess
just me or is edge a very heavy application?!
Do people actually use edge?
I am
for now atleast
Because it was looking good, so I thought might as well try it yk?
nah
I'm either using Chrome or Vivaldi, nowadays mostly the latter.
I'm told firefox is better in terms of privacy
Won't know tho
so worth a shot
¯_(ツ)_/¯
edge is good
I exclusivity use it at work now
to convince others so it becomes main browser and we can ban IE and firefox, lol
what is <@&504805787257012225>
why did you have to ping literally everyone with that role
everyone's gonna be mad at you
you leak your personal details every 30 seconds by sending a screenshot & got ransomware
i do not believe privacy is a concern
the main concern is that you dont have a brain, Snoopa
everybody hates chrome but I use it anyway because I don't have all of this RAM for nothing
chrome is epic
but muh ram!!
michael is epic .
i paid for all the memory im going to use all the fucking memory alright 😠

At work I need to use chromium-based browser for something. And I found out it loves leaving lots of junk files in /tmp, on which I have tmpfs (ram file system).
So now I have a cron job that periodically purges these files lol
Was wondering how it was using so much ram, even after I turn it off.
Help! Is British written with a capital B?
yes
yes
Are you lyinh?
no
Proxi 
Pritish
Do anyone know of any traces that can be found in India now following British imperialism?
🙂

🤓


perhaps you should do your own homework
how dare you
#homework_help when? We will assign barty
Just ask google
me: touches material enum
intellij: dies
@mossy vessel 
Michele 👀
what happens if you use a plugin that does plugin message calls but isnt behind bungee?
does it poop itself or what?
wow they've really got falcon 9 landings down
Good it's not just me. Tho I think this only started happening the last few months, was fine before
Bluely pog
Abypoooo
Material enum has never caused issues 4 me
Yes definitely
Needs more time to bake
Really promising
Cdpr will definitely support the game with fixes and content updates, I have no doubt it'll be fantastic down the line
but meh penis glitch 
When you have already 24h in that game
hades still goty
does anyone know where to get a Cross Platform Compiler for C/C++

I think Cygwin
not sure tho
well besides Cygwin
yea it's cross platform but it breaks lots of headers from libraries for some reason
I don't really like having to modify every header just so the IDE will shut up
hey
if my server is running on paper and have like 60 + plugins
will geyser work on it ?
try it and see indeed
the thing is i dont wana mess something up i wana see if someone there already made it before
uwu @mental meadow :)))<333
uwu
citiiii ❤️ ❤️
alright thanks
city dumb .
what
you said sometime next month
i've scheduled it for january 19th
we have an appointment between 3 and 5 pm
oh perfect
gcc/g++?
I'll put it in my calendar
Same
only shared server is this one so
<@&748618676189528155>

bad RaNa
@shadow mauve small brain
import java.util.*
fun main(args: Array<String>) {
val scanner = Scanner(System.`in`)
println(Math.cbrt(scanner.nextDouble()).toInt())
}
am a genius
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thx aurora ❤️
wtf
shut up duck am learning kötlin
u
oh using toInt() on strings is hot
kotlin
import java.util.*
what
in being a kotlin keyword is like the second worst part of kotlin
no ur hot
did you go to gym today
wait so !! is like "if dis is null then cry to ur mama" right?
and ? is like if dis is null then don't but otherwise do
well
yes
why redo windows when u could redo doors
jetbrains academy is fucking dope ngl
ur dope
woa
owo
you're all simping too hard
mineacademy is nice too
dumb_duck
WTF
minecademy is very nice yes
I’ve always used win 10 pro. Is there something else I should be choosing?
it's a bit too advanced for me tho
see? FAWE guy agrees
choose windows 10 pro @visual egret
yeah it’s what I always choose
Pro has more features
N is the version without their media features (e.g. windows media player and a bunch of required software to play shit)
i dont see linux on the list
choose education
because you need to be educated
home lacks some advanced features such as group policy editors, hyperv etc
that's.... some what relatable
ok mr fast fingers
lmao
Windows installation is fast. It’s like 10 minutes plus 50 minutes installing bloats
my fingers r both fast and accurate
sounds like bedrock edition pvp
It takes like 5 minutes with this SSD
no it's you
smh
dumbo
oh
btw
the hacktoberfest package includes a $100 DO coupon code
I almost threw it away just now lmao
Wait
You need a new DO account tho
I forgot which partition is which
🤦♂️
Alright looks like I can just yeet partition 4
I created a DO account once and those fuckers declined me.
it's always a new DO account
what's the hacktoberfest code this year? @heady spear
iirc it's just the same as last year isn't it
just some generic shit
have fun 100
the stickers are pretty lame
I asked @mental meadow, no reply.
I refuse to put them on my laptop tho because that's so trashy ngl
most places accept pngs tho nmf
and it should be high enough res
or we just pay some fiverr kiddo to do it for us
Never said they wouldn't the image just needs some stuff to be printed
Plus my Uni decided to not stop this week but in 2 so I didn't look into it further
ask an aliexpress sticker seller to print em
also kotlin ranges are fucking lit
I know a cool local company for that.
I don't want German stickers
btw im gonna register the incendo name in Sweden
You gave my fucking PNGs
we don't have the vectors ok
stop being so fucking picky holy shit smh
:(
what do you want me to do? keep the vectors I was given?!!?!
yes pls
unreasonable
which is so dumb considering you just bought them
dumbo
let's all point and laugh!!
incendo on the other hand is very professional 
AI should be capable to convert a png to vector
I wanna replace u with AI
hot
Would work probably better than the current
can u include function calls in string templates
or is it lame and only allows variables?
oh ok cool cool
hahaha roflmao
intellij is taking a bit of time to download lol
Did it
10 hours? damn thats fast
10 hours for what?
does anyone have any recommendation for kotlin books?
I just speed runned Windows 10 install 😎
I wanna get a book so I can like read it and then gain knowledge
Also that’s 10min
I read kotlin in action city
yeah take a java book and click "Convert to Kotlin" in your Book IDE
no
you mean, convert to java
that's a tiny monitor
I hate it.
why would you ever want to install windows tho
Because my last install was slow
It started getting laggy

No. 
wym?
yeah my discord was lagging
wtf kotlin good ?

yes
nice wrong reply lmao
Fact brother.
kotlin has some very nice things
i mean if youre gonna reply at least keep the @ ping on so I can actually see the message
lmao
but its too messy for me
thanks
no ? : though :(

return bob.isBob() ? true : false
brocc 🥺
is there a way to make this simplified
Those installed automatically on the last install
Michael 🥺
yes
no, you don't want the windows update version
you want to grab them from the manufacturer website
the rest of the drivers are fine to get auto installed
How old is this usb
but you do want video drivers from nvidia/amd
It’s on the old edge
win + r
winver
you can tell your windows version from your windows background if you never changed it
that's ok
Gotta upgrade to 2004
Well
This is the first time someone has willingly installed a Windows update
Imagine not wiping your hard drive when buying any other laptop than a Mac
wait I’m dum
what does firmware mean again
is it like drivers
no
oh
ok I get it
I just forgot a very basic thing
new brain wen
yeah ik
just you wait until you see the bios of my 2008 laptop
I didn’t copy over my key
um
well it was copied off this laptop next to me anyway
unless your motherboard is from 1998
what
what what
in the.... nvm
since when are windows keys stored on the motherboard
what what what
since windows 10
although I did send snoopa a GitHub repo with something related to keys this morning
@vernal moth okay wtf
kotlin
why tf this Windows update taking so long
this updating to 1909
I read that book in egypt on vacation
windows updates directly to 20h2
It seems quite solid though
it is
def better than the C book uni forced me to read
beat my time Nessie
windows
my computer was using up 650GB of my 700GB partition, don’t question it
you can use treesize
I’m downloading that feature update rn
it will requires multiple restart if you use the built-in auto update iirc. Do what Michael said
meanwhile in android land
I do not miss having 100GB in random android images on my system
i'ma just yeet those tbh, never touching android again anyway xD
i do not miss z 7 5 0
oof
@waxen panther 
This one?
wow thats very rude
damn thats a full grown broccoli! 

yesss 
shouldnt porn be in important files?

Should be under homework.
You should enable One Drive Sync for maximum fuckary
rookie numbers
oh my god they put businessmen in fortnite !!!! 
is the Windows scheduler thing good or should I be using something else
can you at least remove the old ones <.<
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Why use the assistant instead of just good ol' windows update?
assistant forces an update
check your AppData?
I mean you wonder why the folder is so big... most of the shit is probably in there
20gb is like my entire install
Win10 put a lot of shit in there
yup
knew it unless you took a lot of selfie
otherwise AppData will take up most of the space
I dont think you can remove it though 
lolll
sure you can, if stuff will keep working thats another question
think Windows kept your personaliztion data for installed program over there
Is there a way to make grub look better?
do a disk cleanup maybe theres still an old version of windows on there
yes but don't waste your time for something you'll be seeing for 5 seconds maybe
well if it’s not worth it I’ll just decrease default boot option to 1s
sadly we cant make michelle look better 😦
use the Windoes built-in. it will remove those temp patch file when they do update.
I think default Windows will keep all of them
backup app data too
.g windirstat
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It’s useful
download folder
I wouldnt fuck with that user folder tbh lol
was wiztree the one that used the ntfs indexes
treesize is good too
.minecraft and other settings that you might want to keep
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Faceboo...
Ive never cared enough about any of them being slow to look for another one
there's probably like 500 though
use one of them and itll tell you what's taking up space, was the point
just like ur braincells
they probably all have some form of that
havent looked at a lot of them, but I would expect they all graph it
whats the point of that, its just squares in other squares
That's pretty
reminds me of the old xp screensaver with the pipes
the big orange thing is gta v 😄
same colors

ayy
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Yay me
arch letting us down
yo z750 could I please have pink
ok
yup
In EssentialsX plugin, my name is RED as an OP, is there a way to make it not that way?
do it
Windows update cleanup never ends
Okay
it’s always gets stuck
its supposed to clean them up periodically but windows...
idk what the threshold is for that
windows update is itself its own little nightmare within the nightmare
it's pretty goddamn high z750
if its like the other stuff its dynamic based on your total disk size
thats of course assuming that the cleanup ever does happen
"how do i get on the internet if there is no wifi" oh god kids really have no idea xD
Windows is 40gb so far 🤮
100gb is 1/10th of their storage, I would assume they'd care
o haven’t installed anything yet either
how to reload config.yml of EssentialsX without having to restart server?
/essentials reload
Thanks 😛
that is assuming a worst case scenario
here we go
Sus zip spotted
😭
generally, its not a good idea to upload stuff directly on here 🙂
people here are big fans of open source stuff
I have included source in the zip ...
use github
okay
right, but we don't know that. If its on github, we can look at it w/o having to download something
Why I love SS13:
fat @cedar spade detected
>:(
little terrifying to know there's more of him out there
is it an orange?
sad
changes his profile pic
wtf language is dm
Dream Maker.
brain moment
update nearly done
jroy is typing
wipe your windows partitions, or if you only have windows wipe your whole hard drive
make sure you have a windows usb before you do that
then make sure to boot with UEFI and install windows from scratch
how did you take a backup then
yeah but where did you get it from
the zip
how did you use windows if you arent home
oh
ok
yeah do what micheal said
i dont mind
since im fixing my install anyway
why tf are the icons so small
microsoft fix ur os
loul, icons: utility/20
get a mac
Mac 🤮
OMG MY SCHOOL MS ACCOUNT ISNT BROKEN ANYMORE
i now got free office
download button where
nvm i found it
what scam is this
where is the powerpoint
and other stuff
all you get
So here is the API github that I told you about earlier: https://github.com/360matt/CitronDB
to be fair though, this is much faster
this install
because windows is essentials if it was an OS
erm
what?
no unit tests or examples
could be an outage
nvm its because it signed me in with MSA
But wouldn't that be for the better? 
uh oh
the bad bit
installing java
can someone just send me a 64bit java 11 installer
lol wut
.g adoptopenjdk java 11
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thanks
Worst part of adoptopenjdk is that luyten's exe (majorly convenient) is set up to specifically target oracle jdk and if that isn't installed it won't run
I just run the jar, lol
oracle 
I like being able to set luyten as the associated program for .jar
oh
don't use my windows java for commercial purposes luckily

for some reason associating my .jar with luyten stopped working at some point >_>
more like the .exe stopped working
ew people in voicechat, what is this
my cat would rarely get into my lap while I'm sitting down, but it would happen occasionally, however since its winter now and we leave the windows open to sleep in freezing temperatures at night because that's comfy af I usually sit with a blanket during the morning after I turn the heater on while I wait for a comfortable temperature.
My cat always goes into my lap with the blanket, usually within 10 seconds of him noticing I'm sitting with a blanket. I have since found that I can sit anywhere in the house and as long as I have a blanket over my lap he jumps up and sits on me, it's so cute. I am the cat summoner. He's also normally very vocal (for attention and food begging) during the day but he is dead silent aside from purrs while he's on my lap.







