general

[upper flicker]

I havent played rdr2 online, and frankly I dont expect I ever will given how bad gta online is

[heady spear]

I enjoy weeb botw clone

[upper flicker]

I do not play console exclusives

so no

yeah some of them

[heady spear]

It’s p2w and the waifus are cute

[upper flicker]

but never enough to make me pull the trigger

[stiff yarrow]

@upper flicker well I looked into RDR2 online and apparently in the most recent patches they ruined the game, and literally it was apparently fun and playable until then

[upper flicker]

god of war looked amazing last gen

[heady spear]

What is there not to like? 😠

[upper flicker]

spiderman looks amazing now

[slim nymph]

@upper flicker dont bother, RDR2 is considered a massive fail lol

online*

[upper flicker]

still no plans

[twin lagoon]

yeah i stopped playing immediately after rdr2 story ended

it's a $5 standalone online game now

[stiff yarrow]

spiderman is blowing my fucking mind half the time with its visuals

[upper flicker]

yeah god of war is one of the few that the story and gameplay makes it worth imo for me

[stiff yarrow]

when it looks good it looks like the best looking game I've ever seen

[upper flicker]

generally not a huge fan of that gameplay but they did a good job drawing me in

[vernal moth]

https://i.imgur.com/zubxSR7.png

[stiff yarrow]

its not always looking that good though

[vernal moth]

ayyy

my launcher still works

[spice frigate]

oo nice

[ancient bolt]

@slim nymph that looks like botw not odyssey

[heady spear]

Smh nossr and Spiderman should get a room

[slim nymph]

looks yeah, but its made from AC devs

they made this game out of a bug in oddesy lol

[ancient bolt]

as amazing as botw is I'm really not looking to play another one

[stiff yarrow]

if you turn the RT off in spiderman it immediately looks like a pile of shit visually

[heady spear]

Are you even talking about the same odyssey

[stiff yarrow]

its like night and day

[heady spear]

There’s mario and there’s ac

[ancient bolt]

botw was S+ tier and that's what made it great

[heady spear]

The only reason I wanted to play immortals is because of the ac ppl

[ancient bolt]

it also was hundreds of hours of gameplay that I was deeply invested in

[stiff yarrow]

BOTW I got bored with, didn't get bored with RDR2 or Witcher 3

I beat most of BOTW before getting bored tho

[heady spear]

What nossr ur opinion is objectively wrong

[stiff yarrow]

BOTW was a 9/10 game to me

[heady spear]

Scientifically proven to be wrong in fact

[stiff yarrow]

but it got boring

my fav part of BOTW was "breaking" the game

putting octo balloons on everything

cheating puzzles

[ancient bolt]

that's the thing with botw

you can't cheat puzzles

[waxen panther]

btbs are the best part of botw

[ancient bolt]

you're just finding a different way to solve the puzzle

which is the intent of the game

[stiff yarrow]

yeah hence my air quotes on breaking

[heady spear]

My favourite part of botw was using the save game glitches to max out stamina and health 30 minutes into the game

[meager tusk]

i like war thunder

[stiff yarrow]

btbs?

[ancient bolt]

@slim nymph not interested lol

just doesn't look like it would do it for me

[heady spear]

Very speedrun friendly

[stiff yarrow]

botw def got more fun once you leveled your stamina up a lot

[waxen panther]

when you bounce on enemies using the slow time thing

and then you can go flying

[ancient bolt]

watching botw speedruns is nuts

[stiff yarrow]

I had this issue in botw where I would obsessively collect those korok seeds and then you guys told me there were 900 fuck I didn't even have 200 yet and then my heart wasn't in it anymore

[heady spear]

The final boss is extremely disappointing tho

[ancient bolt]

when i first played it i remember thinking "I bet speed runners will just go straight from the start to the end boss"

[heady spear]

Normal in world enemies were more difficult to beat

[stiff yarrow]

zelda is notorious for shitty final boss fights

except link to the past due to nostalgia goggles

[ancient bolt]

and I was right but wow I never anticipated they would do it quite to that degree

I don't count korok seeds in my total for beating the game

korok seeds exist for a different kind of player than I am

[stiff yarrow]

go link lttp

you borty

[waxen panther]

yeah, doing the main boss after the divine beasts ruins it

divine beast equipment makes the boss wayyyy too easy

[stiff yarrow]

.g link to the past

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_A_Link_to_the_Past -- The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Wikipedia: "A Link to the Past focuses on Link as he journeys to save Hyrule, defeat the dark lord Ganon, and rescue the descendants of the Seven Sages. It..."

[stiff yarrow]

this is the best game to start zelda with

[ancient bolt]

botw was my first ever zelda game

I recommend it

[stiff yarrow]

LTTP is pure vibes

[ancient bolt]

the final boss wasn't that big of a deal to me, the fact it was easy was kinda meh but the final boss wasn't really the meat of the game

[waxen panther]

get a job then 😎

[stiff yarrow]

go back in time and have your mom get you a snes and lttp

[ancient bolt]

the weeb industry?

[waxen panther]

weebs?

[stiff yarrow]

borty can't you just live off borty realms premium memberships

[waxen panther]

leaf doesnt talk here lol

[stiff yarrow]

I need an emote to express proper disgust when people mention furries

[waxen panther]

even if he was unmuted he wouldn't

[stiff yarrow]

idk he was pretty nolife in here before the mute

doubt he could resist

[still cosmos]

it was surprising to me that he even got muted 👀

[stiff yarrow]

well if you break the rules everyday like you're above them you'll get muted (well probably banned) too

[zealous wedge]

I'm just waiting for him to be unmuted so I can laugh when he gets banned tbh

[still cosmos]

ow

[stiff yarrow]

I would like to believe he'd have some maturity and respect the rules but its leaf so who knows

[zealous wedge]

from what I've seen him say in the past few months I doubt it

[left swift]

Lookup "pogO"

[waxen panther]

[stiff yarrow]

that's a good one

[waxen panther]

silence furry is available today in the tunity discord™️

leaf stole it from me

[stiff yarrow]

I just wish leaf would own being a furry instead of vehemently denying it, only reason we tease him so much I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0SyUgw98tE lets vibe boys

[left swift]

Leaf isn't a furry leaf is a scalie

[void void]

why? I love furries 🙂

[still cosmos]

#music

[left swift]

Who

[cosmic raft]

That reminds me of something.. heh

[stiff yarrow]

[stiff yarrow]

I'm better off not knowing what that word means

[left swift]

Probably

[still cosmos]

(furry fandom) A reptile or reptile-like animal character with human characteristics. (furry fandom) Someone who roleplays or describes themselves as being such a character.

[left swift]

Everyone is

[worn ember]

thats why you use templating engines

[void void]

no u hardcode each single HTML page

I'm still learning HTML for my own website

resizing and centering images is so complex

with CSS

[main ivy]

http://howtocenterincss.com is pretty helpful imo

[visual egret]

hmm?

[void void]

not secret anymore

let's mass join that domain

[waxen panther]

@vernal moth can you link that script you had for wakatime, i forgot to save it last time and i cant find it in search 🥺

[vernal moth]

@minor badge ^

[vernal moth]

the discord presence is a hoaks 😄

[waxen panther]

imagine trying that ip, couldn't be me

[vernal moth]

https://i.imgur.com/sgCyKMF.png

[still cosmos]

wot

[visual egret]

oh yeah

[still cosmos]

did they already move

[waxen panther]

thats minis launcher :p

[vernal moth]

new accounts are MSA

[visual egret]

mini, since you seem to know about this, will i be able get a players UUID with MS oAuth2?

[waxen panther]

but yeah you can login with msa for new ones

[vernal moth]

so I am integrating MSA in my launcher

flow is like this login webframe -> auth code -> send auth code to xbl -> get xbl user token -> send to xsts -> get xsts token -> send xsts token to mojang -> get mojang token -> check if the own the game -> get the profile

its complicated, lmao

[visual egret]

is there a way to get a UUID from this panel though?

would probably make it much simpler

[waxen panther]

is there a sample of what profile information is returned?

[vernal moth]

and no, only the minecraft client id is accepted

when I tested this ill throw it on wiki.vg

first I need to fetch the login url with a javafx webview, lol

[void void]

wait what

They moved accounts already?

[vernal moth]

no

[twin lagoon]

no

[vernal moth]

new accounts are msa

[void void]

tf is msa

[waxen panther]

microsoft accounts

[void void]

a

[woven otter]

minilauncher uwu

[void void]

https://github.com/oskarsve/ms-teams-rce

good luck y'all

Yeah I will migrate just for the free capes

[vernal moth]

you have to migrate ^^

[visual egret]

thats some "ouch" level XSS...

[slim nymph]

@vernal moth so based on this we could implement MC based login workflow to websites then?

[vernal moth]

it should work, yes

[heady spear]

I have decided that I no longer want to attend university so can someone start sending me loads of money on a regular basis? Thanks!

[vernal moth]

its not real oauth sadly tho

but you dont handle PWs so better than before, yes

I mean, its real oauth

but you doN't get your own client app

[visual egret]

great...

[vernal moth]

ignore the docs they will only confuse you

if ppl wanna watch I could go into VC and stream stuff

[visual egret]

im in a bit of a situation rn lol

[void void]

😔

[waxen panther]

optifine 🤚

sodium / lithium / leaflight

[void void]

Nah

Sodium doesnt really work for me

[visual egret]

so i want MSA auth, but it doesent exist on my azure permissions panel

😔

[vernal moth]

ignore azure

[void void]

It went from 40 FPS to 50 it's not big deal

[vernal moth]

you dont need to touch it

just wait

[waxen panther]

sus

[void void]

Hello broc

say hello or ur not epic anymore

[heady spear]

hello broc!!

[waxen panther]

hello chivitos and citymonstret !

[heady spear]

i showered and am no longer smelly

so now time for epic push

[void void]

okay epic again

[waxen panther]

i would like to shower

[void void]

How will ms transfering capes will work

[waxen panther]

but alas, i cannot be bothered

[void void]

will everyone receive the same cape because if it's like that then no

[waxen panther]

yes

[void void]

ew

[waxen panther]

it's a pretty boring cape too

im just going to keep my optifine one on

[void void]

Yea me too

[void void]

do u have a pic or something lol

[waxen panther]

i hab cute rainbow

[vernal moth]

if anyone wanna see, am streaming now, lol

[vernal moth]

there gonna be mutiple capes

[heady spear]

brocc it's happening

[waxen panther]

vegbal role should totally have typing sounds perms cuz i am very trustworthy

whats happening

[waxen panther]

[heady spear]

lmao it failed

cool

[waxen panther]

couldn't test it in tickets because i broke everything 😎

[heady spear]

guess we'll try again next month

[waxen panther]

what'd it fail on

no

[void void]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

lmao

[void void]

:D

do that ur cape

now

[heady spear]

gradle broken

[void void]

epic tutorial

[heady spear]

switching back to maven

[void void]

https://www.needcoolshoes.com/banner?=iakliqkkkokt

cape link

[heady spear]

Execution failed for task ':cloud-bukkit:initializeSonatypeStagingRepository'.
> java.net.SocketTimeoutException: timeout

what

[waxen panther]

the only picture i have of my cape is this 1/6th

wtf is that error lol

is your pc different from when you published last?

[heady spear]

no

they're doing maintenance hahahah

okay well I'll try again later

[waxen panther]

awesome

next month it is

[heady spear]

i can upload javadoc tho

javadoc: error - Illegal package name: "/home/sauilitired/Commands/cloud-core/target/classes/cloud/commandframework/meta/SimpleCommandMeta.class"
bruh

[waxen panther]

how long are they gunna be down

wat

[heady spear]

what is going on

[waxen panther]

we should just not ship javadocs

😎

[heady spear]

why it error doe

it homophobic i bet

[coarse lily]

Aw I don't get to see what MiniDigger is streaming?

[waxen panther]

you have to join

go into waiting room and someone will move you ^^

[coarse lily]

Oh

[potent fossil]

henlo

[waxen panther]

halllo !

[visual egret]

hi simple

[heady spear]

broccolai

i give up

let's retire cloud too

incendo will just be ban then

[potent fossil]

ur retiring cloud

[waxen panther]

ok city

[heady spear]

yes simple the javadoc won't build

[waxen panther]

ban is a very active project i think we'll be fine

[visual egret]

you "build" javadocs?

[potent fossil]

ah okay throw the entire project in the trashcan

[heady spear]

i made cloud to use it in hyperverse but hyperverse is dead so it's not needed anymore

yes simple it says my packages r illegal

[potent fossil]

y..yes? did you think somebody manually made those?

[visual egret]

idk i never did anything with those except read them

java isnt my thing a lot

i only use it for minecraft related reasons

[still cosmos]

wow, you are bad at watching em
you should've been more careful when leaving them alone

[potent fossil]

wat

[heady spear]

D: did oracle really go outlaw my project tho

seems a bit homophobic if you ask me

[waxen panther]

whats the task for building javadocs

i'll try

[potent fossil]

what's illegal about your packages

[heady spear]

javadoc: error - Illegal package name: "/home/sauilitired/Commands/cloud-core/target/classes/cloud/commandframework/meta/SimpleCommandMeta.class"

[visual egret]

the drugs

[potent fossil]

the -?

[waxen panther]

nah - worked before

all our packages have it

[heady spear]

yes D:

[potent fossil]

idk java dum

[visual egret]

yes

java dum

[heady spear]

wait is it like generating for the wrong files

[potent fossil]

shut up oskar only people who use java for more than just minecraft can say that

[heady spear]

shouldn't it generate from source

why is it using the compiled classes

[woven otter]

mini do you have a repo for it

[waxen panther]

ummm

https://github.com/minidigger/minilauncher

[visual egret]

copy pastes code into c# project

why this no work

[waxen panther]

city they built for me

[woven otter]

ty bullybroc

[waxen panther]

i think

yeah they did

[heady spear]

I use -html5 -windowtitle "Cloud Documentation" -link https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/api/ -encoding UTF-8 -docencoding utf-8 -charset utf-8 -link https://checkerframework.org/api/ -link https://www.javadoc.io/doc/io.leangen.geantyref/geantyref/1.3.11/ -linksource -link https://repo.karuslabs.com/repository/brigadier/ -link https://jd.velocitypowered.com/1.1.0/ -link https://papermc.io/javadocs/paper/1.16/ -link https://ci.md-5.net/job/BungeeCord/ws/api/target/apidocs/ -link https://ci.dv8tion.net/job/JDA/javadoc/ -link https://docs.javacord.org/api/v/3.1.1/ -link https://ci.nukkitx.com/job/NukkitX/job/Nukkit/job/master/javadoc/

[waxen panther]

o

[heady spear]

it might be my custom scope

[waxen panther]

i just did the javadoc task

idk then

[heady spear]

ye well we need the html lol

[visual egret]

The purpose of the launcher is to provide users the ability to download, install and run Minecraft.
hmm what else could a launcher be used for

[waxen panther]

probably nukkitx down again or something lol

[heady spear]

no it's including dumbo files

yay new error

javadoc: error - The code being documented uses modules but the packages defined in https://docs.oracle.com/javase/8/docs/api/ are in the unnamed module.
wat

[visual egret]

cant watch minis stream :/ meh

[heady spear]

where are the modules bitch

[waxen panther]

try a different java version maybe ?

[heady spear]

it worked tho

wtf

[waxen panther]

lmao

ewelp

sonatype out of maintenance wen

[worn ember]

Glad I'm not the only one docs are fucked for :)

[heady spear]

ew

imagine being in the same group as ded

[waxen panther]

sorry city

[worn ember]

Shut up hobo

[heady spear]

ur face is a hobo

my face is itching i think it's dry broc plz come fix that

[waxen panther]

ok i have a whole tub of moisturiser

[worn ember]

Go lick it

[waxen panther]

wtf

ded ur weird

[worn ember]

No u

Ik you want to

[waxen panther]

moderators dark eye dragon is harassing me

[heady spear]

i wouldn't decline a good licking but this is not the time nor the place to discuss that

[untold copper]

GUYS
FUCK

[heady spear]

who

[untold copper]

I GOT A RANSOMWARE

[heady spear]

im up

[waxen panther]

nice

[heady spear]

oh

ok

gl

[untold copper]

How do I....

[waxen panther]

snoopa is like 13 city

reset your pc ez

[untold copper]

all data

?

[twin lagoon]

what ransomware is it

[untold copper]

idfk

its got a .fair extension

[worn ember]

Try to boot in safe mode

[twin lagoon]

also invest in a fucking pair of brains and an antivirus since you don't have a brain

wtf do you mean you don't know

[untold copper]

means idfk

[twin lagoon]

it's supposed to give you decryption instructions

[heady spear]

@waxen panther hype https://javadoc.commandframework.cloud/cloud/commandframework/annotations/AnnotationAccessor.html

[untold copper]

appeared everywhere

[worn ember]

Cloud isn't weird. It can't hurt you

[heady spear]

Get a AnnotationAccessor
bruh grammar fucked smh

[twin lagoon]

l m a o

https://malwaretips.com/blogs/remove-fairexchange-qq-com-fair-ransomware/

oh it's a new one

yeah no you're fucked

reinstall your PC, good time to get windows 10 on

[waxen panther]

[twin lagoon]

stop watching porn on sketchy sites

[heady spear]

the grammar is bad we can't merge

[worn ember]

What did you even download

[still cosmos]

Windows 10
ew

[twin lagoon]

creeper porn

guaranteed

[waxen panther]

invest in a linux installation today 😎

[still cosmos]

Me in a nutshell:

[heady spear]

ive gotten ransomware on linux too

[waxen panther]

dum

what grammar

[still cosmos]

Now I have an actual reason to hate City

[heady spear]

it says "a AnnotationAccessor"

[waxen panther]

ur joking

[worn ember]

Stupid swede

[heady spear]

Failed to load staging profiles, server responded with status code 405, body: Method not allowed during maintenance.

[waxen panther]

😐

[worn ember]

[twin lagoon]

@restive thicket caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamotoy

how's resource pack conversion my guy

[heady spear]

I wanna publish 1.2 D:

[worn ember]

[heady spear]

I wanna advertise on a bunch of forums so we get to a 100 stars

[waxen panther]

sonatype pls

[restive thicket]

Michaellllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[slim nymph]

snoopas offline now, wonder if it encrypted his discord

[twin lagoon]

[restive thicket]

The same as the last ping in the other Discord.

[twin lagoon]

he's probably crying

[waxen panther]

probably paying

[twin lagoon]

[heady spear]

wait wtf did someone make a partyrealms buycraft page
lmao

[twin lagoon]

does it convert models?

dunno how that works

like proper 3d models

[restive thicket]

Not yet.

[slim nymph]

0 days drive bys happen in browsers all the time

[twin lagoon]

[untold copper]

Fuck fuck fuck

[twin lagoon]

still wonder if it's possible to convert the bossbar

[untold copper]

Everyhting

Is

[twin lagoon]

snoopa yer fucked

[untold copper]

Fucking encrypted

[twin lagoon]

reinstall / restore from a backup

[restive thicket]

That's going to be very difficult - you have to, like override the player model or something, Michael.

[slim nymph]

snoopa you could try turning off pc forever until the decryption keys are posted online

[twin lagoon]

[untold copper]

FUCKKKK

[restive thicket]

https://wiki.bedrock.dev/tutorials/custom-item-models.html#3d-item-models @twin lagoon for reference.

[heady spear]

@waxen panther it doesn't even bloody mention the maintenance anywhere

[twin lagoon]

well there's also the question of if those keys are ever going to get posted

[untold copper]

How

I wasnt home

[slim nymph]

hence "forever" 😛

[untold copper]

For 3 days

[twin lagoon]

snoopa what's the last thing you downloaded and ran on your pc

[untold copper]

Multimc

[twin lagoon]

well it's not multimc

[slim nymph]

whats the last thing before that

[twin lagoon]

there has to be something sketch as fuck

[heady spear]

sonatype hates cloud and they are homophobic it has been confirmed i am gonna sue for mean

[untold copper]

Lunar client

Badlion

[waxen panther]

yeah i couldn't see the maintenance on their twitter or whatever

[slim nymph]

did you download some mod from one of those fake mod sites like 9minecraft

[untold copper]

Pvp lounge

did you download some mod from one of those fake mod sites like 9minecraft
@slim nymph no

[twin lagoon]

pvplounge isn't that sketch either

[cunning raft]

lol wut happened did snoopa get ransomware

[twin lagoon]

yes

[untold copper]

Yes

[cunning raft]

[untold copper]

Fucking hell man

[unkempt drift]

what did you download?

[untold copper]

We dont have that kind of money

[waxen panther]

.

[cunning raft]

MEMZ ViRUS

[heady spear]

i got ransomware by running unauthenticated mongodb without firewalling the port

they deleted all of the data

very sad

[glad narwhal]

Is it just me or Jetbrains really want to get money from intellij idea and broke community edition on purpose. I installed community edition and it doesnt work, i installaed ultimate edition and it works

[slim nymph]

offer to duel the ransomware author in minecraft, if you win you get keys, if he wins, he doubles your price

[waxen panther]

community edition is fine

[untold copper]

So portforwarding can cause that

[twin lagoon]

what

no

[untold copper]

If i have windows firewall turned off?

[slim nymph]

@glad narwhal likely an error in the local config files, they use sep config folders

[cunning raft]

do you have up to date windows

[twin lagoon]

mxroute is lit

get the blackfriday packages @spare venture

https://mxroute.blackfriday/

[cunning raft]

you could have a unpatched zero day

[untold copper]

Anyone?

[twin lagoon]

jroy

he uses fucking windows 8

[waxen panther]

im tempted with mxroute

[cunning raft]

and thats why

[twin lagoon]

it's natural selection

[glad narwhal]

it cant load some svg icon, did someone encountered it?

[twin lagoon]

just reinstall windows 10

[waxen panther]

i have gsuite atm but $5 a year is

[cunning raft]

well i mean still sucks

[twin lagoon]

been using the $5 year plan for 4 years now without issues

[slim nymph]

is this a family computer or your own files only

[twin lagoon]

never had any problems receiving / sending

[untold copper]

@untold copper

Just reinstall
@Nessie.#5017 dude that was the whole thing, everything, backups, passwords, weeding videos, photos, movies

[slim nymph]

if family, your gonna be extra boned lol

[twin lagoon]

well actually i have had problems receiving Typeform's confirmation email yesterday

but other than that it's lit

[waxen panther]

yeah, im sure it'd be fine. I like having my google account all linked and everythin tho

[untold copper]

Fuck

[cunning raft]

snoopa nothing we can really do 😦

[twin lagoon]

2gb is plenty for emails

[waxen panther]

might just pick it up while the deal is on anyway though

[twin lagoon]

lmao that's what i did

i didn't even use it for an entire year

[untold copper]

Aikar got any bright ideas that cause me to not lose my data

[twin lagoon]

snoopa, you can't

[waxen panther]

$5 is nothin

[heady spear]

day 96 of sonatype being down

[slim nymph]

pay lol

[twin lagoon]

you need to wait until decryption keys are public

or pay the ransom

[slim nymph]

or wait a long time

[untold copper]

Snoopa, how much did you have in the harrdrive
@Nessie.#5017 4 fucking teravytes

[twin lagoon]

l m a o

[untold copper]

Terabytes*

[twin lagoon]

and no backups

[heady spear]

plz everyone pay to the oss.sonatype gods ok

[untold copper]

Idk it didnt say

[twin lagoon]

they don't mention that

[slim nymph]

well im sure your "movies" and such are less important to lose

[untold copper]

No

[twin lagoon]

there are no servers

it's a chinese QQ email

[untold copper]

A lot of stuff is very important sutffff

[twin lagoon]

A: After payment we will send to you our scanner-decoder program and detailed instructions for use. With this program you will be able to decrypt all your encrypted files.

[slim nymph]

randomware usually gives you keys if you do pay, if they scammed you, then noone would risk paying

[untold copper]

It is that

[spiral robin]

What did I walk into

[untold copper]

Fucking shut up nessie i dont have porn

[waxen panther]

aber

[cunning raft]

if you don't pay you're shit out of luck, nobody here has a magic key to help you, even paying may not get you your data

[twin lagoon]

varies

usually like $300 i think?

[untold copper]

300 bitcoin....

[waxen panther]

what

[untold copper]

Or smthn

[spiral robin]

❤️😊🥰😳🥺😘

[untold copper]

300 dollar then

[cunning raft]

$6000000 !

[slim nymph]

noones critiqueing you if you had porn snoopa lol, just thats the running joke of how youngsters end up getting viruses

[limber knot]

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[cunning raft]

20k barty

or close

[twin lagoon]

nop

mostly $500 - 2000

[glad narwhal]

who got a virus?

[heady spear]

@waxen panther OK I was gonna send them my nudes but it turns out waiting 5 minutes was enough

[slim nymph]

well snoopa, whats the worst youve lost? some game saves? your 14 arent you, not expecting you to have a ton of sensitive documents

[twin lagoon]

could be a family pc for some odd reason

[untold copper]

Fuck man

Fuckkkk

[slim nymph]

yeah i asked if it was but he didnt answer

[untold copper]

This is bad

[slim nymph]

you need to talk to parent snoopa

[untold copper]

My mom will fucking kill me

[cunning raft]

nothing we can do sorry

[untold copper]

IK

[slim nymph]

they will need to consult an expert

[waxen panther]

@heady spear published ?

[heady spear]

publishing*

[glad narwhal]

i was playing with partitions and accidently wiped all my data. Fortunatly i was able to recover a lot

[waxen panther]

hot

[untold copper]

Im disconnecting ethernet

[slim nymph]

first ask, is the data worth the ransom price, if not, ask can you survive w/o a PC for months if it comes to that

[heady spear]

it's taking 95 years to close the staging repo tho

[slim nymph]

or do you got a clean harddrive

[waxen panther]

all my important stuff is on github

jroy

[slim nymph]

that wont help really snoopa

[waxen panther]

@cunning raft

[slim nymph]

its running on your system

[untold copper]

No more devices getting this

On my network

[glad narwhal]

what happened?

[slim nymph]

your best bet is to shutdown completely

[untold copper]

R a n s o m w a r e

[cunning raft]

i mean it already spread if it was going to

[slim nymph]

keep pc off until expert gives you next steps

[untold copper]

Came back after 3 days

Boom

Fucking gone

[glad narwhal]

is it wannacry or smth?

[untold copper]

No

Its worse

[cunning raft]

wannacry was patched everywhere, down to xp

[untold copper]

This is new is whats so bad about it

[heady spear]

ok on it

[waxen panther]

why pay when you could just have your data backed up

[cunning raft]

you have windows 8

probably patched on 10

[twin lagoon]

whats so bad is is you didn't back your "important" shit up

and you use an outdated operating system

[cunning raft]

or you/someone just downloaded it

[next wind]

why tf would you use windows 8 in 2020

[glad narwhal]

how about format your disk and then recover data

[waxen panther]

windows 8? viruses?

[untold copper]

how about format your disk and then recover data
@glad narwhal howww

[waxen panther]

that wont help

[twin lagoon]

you can't recover data

[cunning raft]

you can't

[twin lagoon]

it's all encrypted

[waxen panther]

the data is encrypted

[twin lagoon]

there's nothing you can do

[glad narwhal]

i did

[untold copper]

Yesyou

Cant

[waxen panther]

You said you deleted one of your partitions by accident

which is completely different

[glad narwhal]

i didnt got a virus tho

[waxen panther]

pain

[heady spear]

ok brocc the repo is closed waiting so i can promote and then we need to wait approximately 95 years for central to sync with sonatype public

[cunning raft]

spain without the s

[twin lagoon]

@spare venture because they're incapable of doing anything

[untold copper]

Fucking righ

Im so b

Dumb

Im dead guys

Im so dead

[glad narwhal]

i think virus didnt have enogh time to replace all your files by encrypted

[waxen panther]

@heady spear proud of u

where are you advertising

velocity ?

[next wind]

at least you learnt why you should take backups and not click/download sketchy things

[twin lagoon]

you're not dead

[slim nymph]

it does it fast arma, and it sounds like it might of had 3 days to work lol

[twin lagoon]

your parents should be the ones handling important data

not you

[heady spear]

velocity, spigot and prolly paper forums?

[twin lagoon]

tough shit for them that they never bothered w/ backups

[glad narwhal]

so theres a chance to recover from wiping

[twin lagoon]

no

[slim nymph]

no

[twin lagoon]

it's all gone lmao

there's nothing you can do

[coarse lily]

@untold copper You best bet is to turn the machine off, take out the HD, and put it on a shelf. Keep an eye out online for the encryption keys like Aikar said and get a new HD. Install everything.

[twin lagoon]

yeah

[coarse lily]

Tell your family/etc that you had a drive failure and you're getting it fixed but it'll take a while.

[glad narwhal]

Well im just saying, u got nothing to lose now anyway

[slim nymph]

your only quick solution is to pay

[coarse lily]

Yeah

Or you pay it.

[glad narwhal]

u still can try

[slim nymph]

IF the data is important

[coarse lily]

If you need the data right now, pay it. If you can wait, then wait for the keys to go online.

[twin lagoon]

he doesn't know

[coarse lily]

I think he said $300.

[twin lagoon]

he needs to contact them

[coarse lily]

Oh

[slim nymph]

man id happily take a 300$ bill, beats the 2000~ I lost buying a used car from a shady lot.

[heady spear]

@waxen panther released ye bitch leggo

[coarse lily]

I get the impression that they're pretty young. So $300 is a shitton of money to a young person.

[slim nymph]

expensive life lessons

[coarse lily]

Oof Aikar.

That's a crappy lesson. :(

[waxen panther]

POG

[potent fossil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XR6dsy7ATE

[slim nymph]

fucking scam artist "dealership" sells busted cars where they hide the problems

[coarse lily]

True.

[untold copper]

Fuck man

[potent fossil]

does your state not have lemon laws aikar?

[untold copper]

Ik a dude

[slim nymph]

only for new cars

[coarse lily]

Aikar some states have buyback/lemon laws.

But yeah

[slim nymph]

not used

[potent fossil]

f

[untold copper]

Who has dealed with this shit

[twin lagoon]

it doesn't matter snoopa

[coarse lily]

There's a lot of used car protections too but it's trickoer.

[untold copper]

I’ll call him

[twin lagoon]

it doesn't matter

[untold copper]

I have to try

[coarse lily]

You can't

[slim nymph]

when you buy "as-is", your rights are pretty low

[twin lagoon]

the only ones that could potentially solve it is people who are wanting to go through one of your encrypted files

[potent fossil]

what happened to snoopa lol

[twin lagoon]

and reverse engineer it

@potent fossil ransomware cucked him

no backups

[potent fossil]

lmao

[glad narwhal]

how did got the virus anyway?

[twin lagoon]

[untold copper]

Idfk

[coarse lily]

@untold copper You have three options. 1) Pay. 2) Don't pay and lose everything. 3) Don't pay and wait until keys are released and then get stuff back. That could take months.

[twin lagoon]

4. pay a company to reverse engineer it and hope that your ransomware is ass

[coarse lily]

^

[potent fossil]

hello sir you must pay us money so that we dont destroy you munches on chips

[coarse lily]

But that's also option 1.

Still pay.

[glad narwhal]

Then HOW did that even happen?

[twin lagoon]

honestly if you're lucky you can get your shit decrypted within a month if it's going to gain more attention

[coarse lily]

Yeah

[twin lagoon]

else you're best to just buy a new hard drive and store your current drive somewhere else

[untold copper]

If its a small amount, i'll pay

[twin lagoon]

define small amount

it's going to be a 3 digit number atleast

[coarse lily]

That's what I'd do. I'd store the drive.

[potent fossil]

what did you download that got your ass ransomware lmao

[untold copper]

Less than inr 7000

[warm anchor]

Is it $300 or 300 btc

[potent fossil]

what was going thru your mind

[spiral robin]

Why don't you have backups else where

[slim nymph]

you mean youll ask your parents to pay? or do you actually have couple hundred lol

[twin lagoon]

7.000 Indian Rupee equals
78,18 Euro

lmao

no

[untold copper]

I do have a couple hundred actually

[coarse lily]

Unless there's something you need ASAP you need to store the drive.

[twin lagoon]

you'd have to convert into bitcoin too which is a challenge for some

[waxen panther]

only 80 euro?

[coarse lily]

There's stuff I don't wanna lose but that I could put in a closet for a while.

[spiral robin]

That's broccs hourly wage 😳

[coarse lily]

It's likely going to be like 36,000 inr at least.

[untold copper]

Man, i had my survival world on that

...

[twin lagoon]

backups

[coarse lily]

Tends to be like $500-$1000

[untold copper]

I do have 1

[slim nymph]

is that seriously the top of your worries

[coarse lily]

IIRC

[twin lagoon]

local backup isn't a backup

3-2-1 rule

[potent fossil]

im still curious as to what you downloaded that fucked you

[untold copper]

local backup isn't a backup
@twin lagoon drive backup

[coarse lily]

I don't think he knows, simple

[twin lagoon]

as in

google drive

[untold copper]

Google drive

[warm anchor]

Pornhub premium!?

[untold copper]

im still curious as to what you downloaded that fucked you :PES_MmmSip:
@potent fossil dude i was gone for 3 days

[potent fossil]

Don't fuuuuck with my MindGeek subscription!@!!!!

[slim nymph]

could of been from before the 3 days snoopa

[untold copper]

To a wedding

[slim nymph]

and it was sleeping

[coarse lily]

It was something you downloaded before then.

Or something someone else downloaded

[slim nymph]

or it was hitting files you didnt notice

[coarse lily]

Yeah

[waxen panther]

@heady spear 😳

[untold copper]

I'll go research more on this

[heady spear]

very hot

just merged the pr will make announcement then go play wow

[twin lagoon]

@untold copper

[slim nymph]

wow lol

[twin lagoon]

i might have found something actually

your ransomware looks similar to Makop

[slim nymph]

is that expansion out yet, i havent heard my wife mention it

[waxen panther]

we love michael

[twin lagoon]

actually eh, dunno if makop can be decrypted

[glad narwhal]

id get rid of someone who accidently caused all my data to wipe

[waxen panther]

"""""unlimited"""""

[coarse lily]

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these are clones of others.

Since they rely on you being too scared and paying and not being computer savvy.

[heady spear]

is that expansion out yet, i havent heard my wife mention it

yes

and it's quite good

though they've pretty much ruined ranked pvp and ppl are mad 😄

[coarse lily]

Do any ransomware people ever get caught?

[untold copper]

Michael wha

[unkempt drift]

gonna buy a 5 TB hard drive for backups rn... this kinda a wake-up call. Annoying part is, I gotta have it disconnected when its not backing up.

[untold copper]

Yeah i saw that word too

gonna buy a 5 TB hard drive for backups rn... this kinda a wake-up call. Annoying part is, I gotta have it disconnected when its not backing up.
@unkempt drift do it

[coarse lily]

Surprised it isn't more prevalent if people don't actually get arrested for it.

[untold copper]

im fucking reporting this to the police

[coarse lily]

Yeah backups are good to have.

[twin lagoon]

i don't think there's a makop decryptor available

as if the indian police will do something about ransomware

[coarse lily]

Yeah they won't do anything.

And/or can't.

[untold copper]

Doesnt matter

[twin lagoon]

they're the fucking capital of internet crime

[waxen panther]

dinner time

good luck gamers

[unkempt drift]

there's no way around literally air-gapping your backup drive right?

[untold copper]

Will do it for peace of mind

[twin lagoon]

your peace of mind is backups & preventing it in the future

not the police

[coarse lily]

^

If there's no way you can trace it then there isn't much you can do. They aren't going to pay it as some kind of sting operation to get them.

Toss the drive on a shelf and move on.

If the data is important don't wipe it.

I'll fucking paypal you $50 to buy a new drive if you need it.

[twin lagoon]

https://www.nomoreransom.org/crypto-sheriff.php?lang=en

try throwing an encryptd file in here @untold copper

[coarse lily]

Ha that's kinda cool.

[untold copper]

On ipad

Gimme a moment

[coarse lily]

If it is just a clone of another ransomware then it'll likely find it.

[untold copper]

The connection was reset.

[coarse lily]

Copy one of the encrypted files to somewhere

Then try to upload it.

[untold copper]

does nothing

[coarse lily]

Read the page. You enter the URL or the BTC address in that box.

From the note.

[untold copper]

doing this

[coarse lily]

Yeah I'd try the URL or BTC address too

[olive marlin]

Just cut the wires and solder a switch to disconnect it physically easily with a click: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZnljKjJLvM

[untold copper]

shit, it spared some files

on desktop

and in documents

and stuff

[twin lagoon]

it only encrypts certain extensions

[untold copper]

photos

[coarse lily]

Snoopa it may keep encrypting stuff if it's on there.

[untold copper]

videos

[olive marlin]

It probably is still encrypting?

[untold copper]

malware bytes?

[twin lagoon]

it only encrypts certain extensions

[coarse lily]

Grab the ransom note, grab a small file, and then TURN OFF the machine.

[twin lagoon]

what files did it spare

[untold copper]

all these

[coarse lily]

Wait isn't that a macOS background?

[untold copper]

yes

[olive marlin]

Mxroute is nice.

[twin lagoon]

set it up properly @spare venture

DKIM records and all

even DKIM?

that part is usually more advanced

took me like 5 minutes but that might be easier with their directadmin panel

i'm still on cpanel

[untold copper]

No, I'll wait for parents to see

They will know what to do

[olive marlin]

Wasn't that just copying over their DNS record to yours?

[twin lagoon]

epic

[untold copper]

Yes

I will fucking get killed

[twin lagoon]

no they'll be mad they didn't make backups

that's not ur fault lmao

[untold copper]

DUDE I WASNT HOME FOR 3 DAYS HOW IS IT MY FAULT

[twin lagoon]

it isn't

[untold copper]

YES PRECISELY

[coarse lily]

If no one else uses the computer for anything then you got the ransomware before you left.

I'm not saying it's "your fault".

[untold copper]

We were all gone man

to a wedding

and I come back

[coarse lily]

Then it was something you did.

Before you left.

[untold copper]

fucking everything is fgone

[coarse lily]

You downloaded something compromised without realizing it.

Yeah

It waits a bit.

[untold copper]

I log in

no profile pics

[spiral robin]

[untold copper]

on the login page

[visual egret]

what?

[spiral robin]

Ransom ware

[untold copper]

thats when i noticed something wasa wrong

[visual egret]

did snoopa get a virus?

[olive marlin]

If you were the last user, you're to blame.
A ransomware doesn't activate instantly
These 2 oppose each other lol

[untold copper]

A fucking ransomware

[visual egret]

L

install arch

[coarse lily]

Sorry dude. It sucks. But you should copy the note and a file off so you can check them later and shelf the drive for now. Buy a new drive.

[untold copper]

ANd how does that help

[next wind]

you wont have your data for a while, but if the encryption key is ever revealed then all the data is safe

[untold copper]

I'll do this

[coarse lily]

I think he was replying to "arch" not tme.

[untold copper]

Wake up tomorrow like everything is fine

Go do class

then FUCKING PANIC

[coarse lily]

Manage the problem.

[warm anchor]

It’s ok bro you are already fucked. There’s no need to panic

[untold copper]

Lets hope my dad saves me

[coarse lily]

Your dad can't save anything.

[next wind]

its going to be the same no matter how long you leave it. tell your parents you messed up and then fix it

[coarse lily]

Unless he pays it.

[untold copper]

They'll whoop my ass regardless

[spiral robin]

Ye

Oh no! Anyways

[coarse lily]

I think we've given all the advice we can.

[untold copper]

can it be torrents...?

[warm anchor]

...

[spiral robin]

... no comment

[untold copper]

cos i just found this

[warm anchor]

Same

[spiral robin]

That's a joke right snoopa

[twin lagoon]

[untold copper]

dad

is

an

IDIOT

[warm anchor]

That’s a Chinese email addresss

[untold copper]

I TOLD HIM NOT TO OMFG IM DONE

[twin lagoon]

no that's just one piece

torrents are generally fine if you know where to look for

[visual egret]

L

[untold copper]

I TOLD HIM NOT TO USE THAT TORRENT SHIT

[twin lagoon]

especially with movies

[spiral robin]

Caps

[earnest swan]

h e l p m e

[twin lagoon]

torrents are just as safe as any other download on the internet if you know what to look for

[warm anchor]

Your father is a weeb and don’t know how to download??

[untold copper]

NO He like watching movies

[warm anchor]

Ask him to talk to me

[twin lagoon]

if you have no backups like anyone sane

no

[untold copper]

he's been doing this forever

[coarse lily]

Not for an hour, no.

[untold copper]

then how THE FUCK did this happen

how in the literal fuck

[twin lagoon]

why is he doing that on your pc

[spiral robin]

Yeah lmao

[warm anchor]

Then it’s his fucked up don’t worry

[spiral robin]

I wouldn't be stressing because I have backups

[coarse lily]

That too.

Also my shit is already encrypted.

[coarse lily]

Try encrypting my encrypted encryption!

[spiral robin]

Life sucks then you die, it all doesn't matter in the end

Suck it up and move on

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[earnest swan]

@vernal moth regex scares me

[warm anchor]

If your backup is connected with possible access for virus. It’s not really a backup

[untold copper]

fuck

[visual egret]

how do you make backups btw? i just stick everything i need onto gdrive or github

[untold copper]

im going to sleep

[warm anchor]

It’s just more files for them to encrypt.

[twin lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-kek-bttv-twitch-emote-gif-15123134

[untold copper]

I probs wont see you for a LONG time

[coarse lily]

6CD40F73

Wonder if that's computer specific

[twin lagoon]

probably

[coarse lily]

How they know you paid.

[untold copper]

Bye guys

If im dead

know that you're epic

I'll try

[warm anchor]

No no no

[untold copper]

Its 1 am

[warm anchor]

Pretend nothing happened

And ask him to use pc

Then all blame is on him

[untold copper]

Yes

I am

But I told you what I'll do

[warm anchor]

Tell us how badly you got fucked next time you come in pls

[untold copper]

YeS

[untold copper]

Will do

Ikr

[coarse lily]

All of my most important stuff is stored safely on MySpace.

[untold copper]

I wish I had NON important shit on this drive

[visual egret]

do a new win10 install, tell your dad you "optimised the computer"

[untold copper]

he'll know

he isn't that dumb

[warm anchor]

Family pic can be retaken don’t worry. Just take some when your father is whooping your ass

!!!

[untold copper]

it wasn't...?

[twin lagoon]

lmao

[visual egret]

holdup are you 2 sharing a pc?

[untold copper]

Idk how it happened...

[warm anchor]

It’s likely torrent

[untold copper]

uh... no?

[warm anchor]

It’s a Chinese person behind it too

[twin lagoon]

i don't think it's that likely to be a torrent

especially if it's just a mp4

[untold copper]

testing localhost

bruh

[waxen panther]

🥺

[untold copper]

Mr. Snoopa - Fucked

[visual egret]

snoopa how did you get ransomware in the first place

open up windows defender

[untold copper]

idfk

[warm anchor]

[visual egret]

do a scan

then open up malwarebytes

and do a scan

should be enough

[twin lagoon]

and then what

[twin lagoon]

his files are still encrypted

[untold copper]

f

[twin lagoon]

that's not changing shit

[waxen panther]

eternity is in incendo

[twin lagoon]

windows 8 defender is literally ass

no wonder you got a fucking virus

[warm anchor]

Wait that’s windows 8???

[visual egret]

even what is that

[coarse lily]

This feels like an awful lot of drama.

[cunning badge]

You should install sophos

[twin lagoon]

yes

[waxen panther]

[warm anchor]

Wtf

[waxen panther]

we're bored

[visual egret]

just reinstall

[coarse lily]

Yeah.

[twin lagoon]

what's partyrealms

[waxen panther]

no one cares about partyrealms tho

[coarse lily]

Me too buddy.

[visual egret]

banned for advertising

[unkempt drift]

Don’t you have a discord all for that Barty?

[vernal moth]

heh my custom launcher is prolly the first open source launcher to supper MSA 😄

[warm anchor]

Like you?

[twin lagoon]

mini time for opensource

[coarse lily]

What's originrealms?

[twin lagoon]

did someone say origin realms

[untold copper]

Bye guys

you were epik

...

[waxen panther]

release when michael release when michael !!

[twin lagoon]

yes

[visual egret]

i got bannedkicked

whjat

[waxen panther]

i left the discord so you'll have to remind me 😎

[unkempt drift]

Maybe Mr. Snoopa downloaded MiniLauncher 😛

[visual egret]

i did not reply to that message

discord broken

[coarse lily]

@vernal moth How many logins before the launcher steals my credentials?