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they're the only tolerable ones
you're*

the normal OG ones are where it's at
yellow are the only tolerable ones
wtf
https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/4816#issuecomment-739317066
“Tuinity spigot”

I like to chew gum water and drink mint
I use yatopia HOSE
Morning
@worn pasture no you need to spam adorable-kitties
Where to download 1.8 PaperBukkit?
1.7 PaperMinecraft ?
At softpak/HOSE
Running 1.6.4 Minecraft CraftBukkit how to fix Bug?
hmod help??
@every staff member Please Help ? You are creator
was concerned why i was charged from microsoft store at 4am when i wasnt up.....
@meager tusk do you pronounce sqrt as s q r t or squirt
michale 
michael

it was just cyberpunk preorder 😛
squirt
🥴
Ok
Cyberpunk 
I preordered and then found out the government are making us go back home 3 weeks early if we want to go back
😃
ill only believe that once its in my hands
its in some peoples hands
Wait what? Making you do something if you want to? That seems like an incongruity.
same with the new settlers game
some received their physical copy already
it is? 
Sorry machine, worded it badly. If you want to go back for Christmas you have to go back this weekend
the game doesn’t exist anyway
hey
but i do need to try it out with r a y t r a c i n g
Yeah, that's what they all say 
i am experiencing tps drop can anybody help
You can play it for me in vc Michael
Michale 
post your timings in there
its like a super modern gta mixed with RPG is what my gist of it is
rtx 3080 + cyberpunk 2077 
and lots of boobs if thats entertaining to you
boobs 
idriz you're too young
hormones
idriz is baby
BabyRage
big dicks
Hormones
if that’s entertaining to you...
something for everyone 
gonna name my character biggus dickus
yeah i read the char create screen is full nude lol
What's so funny about biggus dickus?

Is there a plugin that automatically shutdowns server when there is no player?
I have a great friend named biggus dickus.
try google
CDPR isnt prudes
But how do you start it back up 
you don't. That's the trick.
Ah gottem
No players? Goodbye.
Some control panels have like a "pause server" thing.
Not sure exactly what that does.
Uhmm console?
Is it one of those suspends all threads when no players are online plugins?
That seems dodgy AF.
It is what it is 
They exist, don’t remember the names
well yes, obviously, but if you shut your server down when there's no players, what happens if someone tries to join and you aren't around?
or do you just not care until you are around lol
Yup
they spam ping him in discord
<username> was killed by discord notifications.
Not lovely looking
Machine 😦
lovel y
turbo ur lovel y
iOS has ugly regional indicators
^

big ugh
iOS still > any android OS
@twin lagoon



no
same but pretty ready to pass out ngl
yes
Imagine not being able to install any font you want.
okay you got me there, I can't respond 😦
ios is great
@minor badge bulbies 🥺
omg i just realised I have to make my bed
(DiscordBot) Spotify Track: Dreams Where Ur Murdered by X Lovers from the album virgin https://open.spotify.com/track/5OeY0BWwkIY8HajKYksyWh
android be like: "This app has crashed, [OK]" 
hojly zzzzzzzz
hacked by michelle
stupid michelle
(DiscordBot) Spotify Track: Friends by Sure Sure from the album Sure Sure https://open.spotify.com/track/0aPX1AXz8Tp51Nak6B04ij
ty xD
added to queue 
sure sure is epic


there is no single person on planet earth that knows how spring security works
there's just no way
Look at hangar
oauth2
baeldung knows it all, idriz

oh I have been so deep in spring security 😂
We have spring security working fine
nah


baeldung is indeed great but sometimes i follow their tutorials to the word but it just doesn't work

Okay Proxi. I trust you. 
maybe you just did it wrong
yeah probably 
@meager tusk idriz!!!!!!?
@viral hornet camm!!!!!!?
I did it because I known idriz
I also did it because I know camm
trying to copy me'

@meager tusk How is that server going LMAO


proximsy being mean
kneny via was a mistake

awa
I agree
Am not a dum veggie
I am a huge fan of Camm
Kenny!!
City I miss you 😦
Come back to paper
you are smart for your kind but all veggies that have green role are dum
Camm convince me
😠
I am not either
sus
in x86 right
I didnt know u are here till I saw ur messages
ok
ok
everything is messed up
ok
but your choice







hey
Sup
why
This dude really said why 😂
who isn’t
suck my pp
Who
Someone yelled at me for still having a Halloween one so I hit up my artist.
I did


Camm if i come back will u be nice to me and not super abusive like when you banned me from ur server when i helped u identify issues
that is just annoying
okay once weekly
yikes thought I had you blocked lol
Farty realms
@viral hornet ok simp for me now
city uwu
@heady spear uwu welcome back 🥺
hi @mental meadow ;D
i miss u ❤️
uwu city
took an extended break from everything but incendo n my brain is a lot less sad
so yay that was effective
yay
thats good!!!
i always thought it was "Lncendo"
i even have the motivation to open up plotsquared in intellij and stare at the code pretending to work on it. haven't felt like that in ages lmao
The natural log of cendo
Welcome back
thx chew :''3
barty's role is invisible on mobile
i am composing an angry email to my professor. i handed in a paper september 25th and had a seminar about it this wednessday and he still hasn't given us the bloody response and he wrote a message on canvas saying that he had given response to everyone
tldr
so he's calling me a nobody? 😠
even I cant call City a "nobody"
who
nobody once told me the world was macaroni
mmmm marcarnoini
i spent ages writing about sustainability in data centres and the poopoo head won't even read it
Why do some people black roles
gross ur school sounds shitty
barty is special
christmas cheer
is he tho
party and jroy have it too
naughty kids get coal
Coals a good thing they can just sell it and earn big bucks
party and jroy have it too
very special indeed

Dang quack does too
yes
how does one join the paper circle jerk
Hey speaking of https://twitter.com/spigotdrama/status/1335282794000338945?s=21
Citymonstret locks the SpigotMC Discord for a two hour long monologue to state not to use kyori/text with premium plugins
gross ur school sounds shitty
it's this one dude. he's not even a professor tbf, he just got his doctorate and some moron thought it'd be a good idea to let him be in charge of a bunch of msc level classes
Oh cus amoled
he is also extremely subjective when grading exams and my friend got in a long ass fight with him on the phone where the teacher ended up laughing at him
that teacher sounds very garbage
Wtf wtf wtf didn't you like leave every server ever city
he keeps being late with his work so we all end up behind in subsequent courses etc. i'm tired of him
#jonathanisoverparty get it trending plz 😠
omg it's @swift root !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry the cucumber !!!
o7
good morning qt
Morning turbo
im only in servers that matter larry
hi larry
someone noticed my existence :o
Larry, you gave me a will to live! /s
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Yes the only vegetable that's not broc
Ccccccccccccccccccccccc
larry u scare my pusi
Yike
woahwoahwoah leave @waxen panther alone 🥺




I love broccoli.
🥳
blasphemy
Why is cam read
brocc 
Friends in stupid places
Why is broccoli green

have you eaten your steak yet
PARtY WHAT WOOOO
I sent you a snap of me throwing it away wdym have I eaten it
whats that

he's from queensland he can't read
@waxen panther ngl nearly left immediately after joining
understandable
was quite disturbing
look at my epic role 😎

Very strong of you well done
HEy I AM vegtebal TOO this is DISCRIMINATION
ye i know i am truly amazing
Weeping
Buy in is 2 mil
I'll invest $1 for 40% of the company
define "investors"
2 mil Vietnamese dong got it
100 mom bucks
17 Canadian tire money
oh no larry :/
what is mom bucks
What city :(
I used to be a fan of you. Quite a big fan, I'll admit.
used to be
Used to?
yikes
oh no

this is so heart breaking

hold me l1ttle
love being white
the fuq
feel like i'm original now
Roger, cya
love being white
for the record i meant my "role" not my ethnicity dont @ me
LOL
Sorry
bruh
HAHAHAA
time for sleepys turbo
idk baz, was drinking earlier then just kept staying up doing stuff and talking to people
then I had pizza and that was really nice
yes 🥺
mmm pizza
dominos tho 
camm u can do better
i'm sure goldy has better options
in australia it's terrible
if you're in america i guess
literally no other option at 1am dude lol
Without driving into surfers
and well
stop waiting until 1am to eat u grub
I can't do that because alcohol
ew surfers
wasn't hungry earlier lol
who's fault is that HMMMMM
Yours for not bringing pizza earlier


heh
it's getting light i hate it
Yeah, australia is pretty much fine now
<11 cases country wide? from memory
might have changed
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there was one in sydney but that was a quarantine worker
only
That's so fucked up
Always see so many videos on reddit of dickheads being dickheads and refusing to wear masks
the ones where they get kicked off flights for it are even more gold
Wear a mask or miss out on your flight, getting $ back, and where you need to be?
ew its barty
In what timeframe?
Camm 
NMF! 
baz, idk how people just keep doing what they're doing, and governments aren't doing strict lockdowns
#murica ¯_(ツ)_/¯
i swear americans are the most stubborn
mhm
yeah lol
yes
i live in london and everything looks so strict until you realise only about 20% of the population follows the rules
thats in terms of schools*
the general population is like 90% following the rules
It’s a pretty sweet view.
Do you get mosquitoes there
We have a little boat so we can go took around on the water, too.
Sunrise is average here this morn :(
Very rarely!
Wtf
camm go to bed cunt
I'm too excited to sleep 🥺
That’s a win
Excited for what?
Ha
150 alpha passes sold out in <20 minutes lol





I find myself having to run export GPG_TTY=(tty) constantly
thats nice
need to automate that somehow
add it in your .profile
it is
but like
if I open a new shell and then go back to the old one, that doesn't help
ooh, I could use a pre-commit hook
seems to work
@viral hornet are you sleeping
now he is
michael what did you do
tell him to go to bed
:(
stop
why is the duck black
wow racist
ok
why are you alive
root@talyplay:~# cd /home/-bash: cannot create temp file for here-document: No space left on device
-bash: cannot create temp file for here-document: No space left on device
wtf 
Anyone knows how to check storage?
df

treated you with kindness and respect




I can't sleep lol
same tho
listen to something very boring and you should be able to fall asleep
wait lemme help you
@waxen panther hey talk
Omg hahaha noo
Poor brocc 🥺
Brocc vc until I fall asleep to your soothing British accent 😌
wtf city in da paper discord?
he'll be gone in a week dw
who is city?
some weeb

i will stay as long as ppl don't annoy me too much
quick lets annoy city
you know what would be cool
i cant get the MF font to MF work im GOUNJARK
if blocked ppl don't showed u the "1 blocked message" thing
seeing city ragequit would be funni as hecc
stupid dumbo
and you say you treat me with respect city
right because now it's just annoying and very intriguing
like you get FOMO if you don't click it
.g FOMO
Camm red is very hot on you tbh
(DiscordBot) https://fomo.com/ -- Fomo | Social Proof Marketing Platform | Fomo: "Fomo is the world's first social proof marketing platform."
ah yes that
fomo = fear of missing out
get acronym'd
.fawe
yes fawe bad
toxic
no you are
if i had a dollar for the amount of times people say fawe causes a problem
if i had a dollar for every time people meme'd about fawe instead of actually saying something funny
If I had a dollar for every dum message by city in paper I would have $41,11k
if i had a dollar for every time city suqq pp
you'd be pretty broke then
eww
̖͈͈ͱ͚̈́́ͱ̷̲̚
ok
https://i.imgur.com/3rOpyIQ.png
people of poor sight be like ☹️
why's there so many hohoho people invading us
do you all have long white beards and a fat belly?
shut up kenny
shut up kenny
keep talking kenny
no
ur a comparator barty
get comparator'd
What does SMP mean
single multiplayer 
Update on the port forward thing:
I switched ISPs to Orange Fibre
and i can port forward
finally
thats a solution lmao
i was planning to switch to orange anyways because play has shit customer service and trash uptime
my wifi would cut out for up to 30 mins at a time
im also using ethernet now since i got a port installed in my room
Yeah its not the most efficient, but it works
wait
i just realized this is the wrong server
i was gonna write this on the admincraft server
ah fuck it
whatever
What is a reasonable WorldBorder distance btw?
when i press pause it pauses after like 4 seconds
how much players?
you are talking about map pre generation?
Yes oskar
id say 10,000
thats a tps issue
send timings
somene smarter than me will be able to help you then
because i cant read timings
what video
where is it?
Adobe Premiere lagging it might have something to do with the quality of your "preview" window
and thank you btw 😛
if you go into the waiting room VC i can start a stream to show you the thing
L
wait so default TPS is 50ms?
my servers are ded then
lol
yeah they are basically inverse
wow. I prefer to run my server on 144 tps so it matches my monitor refresh rate ||/s||
ticks per second <-> seconds per tick
So I have an abstract class called TableInitializer. It has a method called createTable to create a table. I need a method like this to create all my tables
public void init() {
for (TableInitializer initializer : getTableInitializers()) {
initializer.createTable();
}
}
Is any advantage of doing this, instead of having a concrete class TableInitializer and one method called init() which creates all my tables in that method?
i was misreading that
umm
so actully
i thought my server was on 1000
although it was actually
1.000
lol
And they want to integrate it with Ethereum next year.

Saw that in HN
Well my hacktoberfest tshirt finally hit the post.
That might be the first one that actually will get somewhere and not die after poc
If i had the upfront money:
Would it be possible to get a mining rig, run it on solar power and get unlimited money

ok, lemme just hack into my school and mine etherium classic on every school computer /s
best to use Monero for that
Oh lucky! My shirt is still waiting to get to usps
scammed
Some people apparently already got their tshirts :(
lol stop complaining
i get my tshirts in like january every year
some users get them in march
non-US takes half a century
"mining" is such a waste of power
There are some currencies that don't require proof of work, but use other concepts.
next api to make: aikars flags api
Wdym lol
@spiral robin what's the flag thing you made I forget the link
https://mcflags.io or something?
Nope
abstraction ig
advertising
wow i was scrolled up lol
Should add a note about using modern java versions there
lmao
How can I check how much storage I got left on my Dedicated?
You literally already got told
That is also probably solvable with literally the first result on google.
Yeah -h is where it’s at
yo does anyone know what is going on here. I am getting this whenever a player joins. I have Done a Yum Update and upgraded to Java 11 and removed all legacy plugins. I am still getting this error.
Unless you really like dividing
yum update 
I run my server on centos 8
centos 
I like centos....
centos isn’t that bad
CentOS sounds yellow
centos 
centos
I mean its not bad, It works perfectly fine for me
uh hold on lemme get my plugin list
Yeah that’s a plug-in error.
likely related to a chat plugin of some sort
Not anything yum would fix
you have a bad plugin somewhere sending bad packets
meh those aren't too many plugins, i'd say to just update all of them
(Trying to send improper chat packets)
disable them all and see if it still does, if not then disable half, and so on
until you find which one fucks you sideways
ClearLag is a red flag
not really
ur a red flag
its really not good though
performance isn't the issue here
whats really a red flag is that i dont see random teleport in there
its skyblock
did i stutter?
ah yes let me rtp into the void
have you seen the office
do what ded says, then update your plugins if they are causing it, if it doesent work, remove half, then see if theres lag, if it disappears its one of the plugins you removed, if it stays go in half again and again and again until you find the culprit plugin
thats how i would debug it
which one?
ok lemme try that
smh ded
isnt there like a few the office knockoffs or something
there is us and uk version
but no, i havent, i find it cringe af
which one did you watch then
the one where all the memes are from
also remember, aikars flags, https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/, and update your OS, papermc (do testing), etc
first episode mighve been the most cringe one but it gets better
bruh
i was gonna watch the big bang theorie but then i remembered i hate laughtracks
so annoying
A lot of shows have laugh tracks, the laugh track isn't really the problem with Big Bang Theory.
not like it makes it any funnier
IMO it isn't very funny. And the humor is like 90% "HAHAH GIRLS ARE WEIRD/SCARY/HAVE COOTIES"
"haha i'm a nerd"
Exactly.
"Normies wouldn't get this I'm so nerdy"
And then it's super mainstream not actually "nerdy".
ok but did i ask?
they are the cringe kind of nerds
"Nerds wouldn't get MCU jokes!"
the show is fine tho
I think it's pretty garbage.
But YMMV.
If someone likes it I don't think that makes them a shitty person.
at least its not friends
Friends is a lot better IMO.
i haven't seen friends
yeah until you sister watches it for the 8th time
There's a LOT of shitty behavior highlighted and applauded in The Big Bang Theory
lmao
Literally applauded I guess because of the laugh trakc.
friends is an okay show
anything with laugh tracks pisses me off
although i dont watch shows and stuff that often
same tbh but i cant be bothered to actually look for something.
I'm glad laugh tracks are less common these days.
It's jarring sometimes when you watch a show from the 80s/etc.
didn't they claim that they film with live audience
They do work, though.
It's one of those "everyone hates it but it's super effective" kinda things.
probably because of some psychology. it's like you laughing with other people when you don't get the joke
if you dont get the jokes in friends you dont deserve to be kept alive tbh
I think a live audience laugh is better than a piped in one.
But the track is cheaper.
Watch part 2 here:
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There's a decent video on some of the issues with The Big Bang Theory
It's 21min long, though.
no thanks
does anyone ever go "its ok to do that cuz they did it in the big bang theory!"
i hope not
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It’s been shown a lot that people take a lot of cues and are influenced by pop culture. That show was (maybe still is) #1 on TV. Like it or not they’re role models.
And when those role models do shitty things people - especially impressionable kids - pick up that shitty behavior.
Man the Ben Eater videos are so awesome.
well yeah pop culture influence moral norms. that's like how nudity became more and more acceptable on tv
Yeah sometimes it’s for the better and sometimes a little less so.
jokes on you tho, ai is made by those shitty humans
well that's cute
Until AI is written by ai
The most fancy christmas shop decoration I've seen this year https://i.gyazo.com/0b74edee9ad78ff70ff5edbbbbb69018.mp4 
nuke is made by humans but it destroys a lot of humans too
not enough
well maybe there will be another pandemic probably that will be more devastating than this one
apparently global warming influences diseases too not sure if that's true or not so yeah fun
well diseases reproduce easier in warm humid environments
thats why its so hard to infect greenland in plague inc
well yeah fun
we just need to wait for time when someone decides to eat another exotic animal
This one may be worse than this one since it still isn’t over and seems to be getting worse in a lot of places.
what
only place its getting worse is the US tbh
This one may be worse than this one
🤔
russia already started vaccinating people, idk how well thats gonna work out for them
what's happening in here today
nothing
the usual
yes

🤔
Hagrid will take your right one
Hagrid can take them both
@void void excuse me, thats very offensive, i will have to call the paper mods on you
do it noballs
Use it correctly.
?ban 784061128137244712 Phishing & Scam
P S Y C H O#2295 was banned | Phishing & Scam
what
Oop
Aber pog aber pog
Bluely 🎅🥰
omg
so my parents just made me watch a horror film
not made, but encouraged
im about 1/3 of the way through
and my heart rate is a bit too high for me to handle watching any more of it
It really throws me through a loop seeing kids comment on old CaptainSparklez vids that were posted in 2011 saying shit like "I was watching this when I was 4 years old, now I'm 13..."
yeah i can't even imagine what it'd be like to watch youtube when you were four
the world was so much simpler when I was four
like when i was that age all we really had was TV
we didn't have to worry about plastic waste
well, TV, VHS, and sometimes DVDs
well, we should have been worried, but we weren't
that's a better way of putting it
I mean I grew up on and with the Internet. But these kids have literally been born into a completely different age than anyone has ever experienced. These services have been around all their lives. It's kinda wild to think about. YouTube is literally older than these kids.
They can find videos on YT from before they were born
yeah that part is actually terrifying
With people commenting from before they were born
you could be 14 now and have youtube be older than you
Yea
poor kids
context: ive been trying to mine diamonds
imagine raging in minecraft
imagine playing minecraft
simp
imagine
i didnt rage the first time
but its happened to me 4 times in a row
Oh no.
bruh discord, fix your embeds
yeah we will be the boomers complaining about the kids these days
within the last 3 hours
I HAD FULL DIAMOND
He says "Oh no" but he blushes.
how tf do you die in full diamond
I ain't denying it.
you deserve it
about 50 mobs on me
Baka.
this is why all of my servers are set to easy difficulty lol

bruh i dont even remember what i'm writing rn
i cant play on hard
I got a text from your ex boi
noob
is it possible to run our own slf4j configurations in paper? Since it runs slf4j does it recognize them properly
HELLO FIXED
heyo Michael
minehut 
building some fun stuff for paper 🙂
ah so it is possible
else idk
very nice
whatche logging over there buddy
everything
I also want to apply my own filters to log errors/warnings/info differently

I have my reasons :p
You can extract paper configuration from the jar and then modify it and use just fine.
yeet all the errors
looks at server rules #5
- Formatting usernames to be difficult to read, to impersonate others, to advertise, or to be inappropriate.
Very interesting 
it's related to Host role
Very interesting
so i'd assume it's ok?
we dont do clear rules here bro
I can remove it, looks like Trent removed it from his name

Idk, if it's okay bc of the role then it's okay
the only thing clear here is ded gets banned every 3rd and 10th day of the month
¯_(ツ)_/¯
just kicked fyi
and i havent been kicked since wiz got yeeted
so clearly he was the issue
that was a much peaceful time
welp time to do some fun things with a logger :3 @twin lagoon I can explain the project if you're interested in contributing
😌
I'll dm


Same.
.


sane people hate him! he installed the new lag remover on spigotmc!
Lose your sanity today for the cost of this little plug-in!
I am speed: https://posili.me/i/2020-12-06_01-14-35.png

I want to know if Simple can turn on in 0.3s.
Java makes me wanna defenestrate myself
Oh.
I can turn on instantaneously. I'm a force of nature.
All you have to do is look at me in some type of way, and it just happens.
Yeet the baby
Understandable.





















