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unreal quarry
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tbh, smart home stuff scares me. growing up we had this thing called the clapper. even that scared me. someone walking outside by your house could clap loud enough to turn on/off your shit

slim nymph
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someones home 24/7 so dont get any benefit

potent fossil
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i mean smartereveryday did an experiment where they activated some device (alexa?) by transmitting sound waves via light and opened a smart garage door lmao

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now, the chances of your robber being an engineer like that... thonk

gleaming finch
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lol I saw that

unreal quarry
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heard about the guys that stole a telsa car by bouncing the signal from the remote in the living room to the car?

potent fossil
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lmao no

unreal quarry
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caught it on video

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was great

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shit, wrong link/video

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thats the one i saw

potent fossil
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wow

gleaming finch
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what was Spout? I also tried looking this up on my own but didn't find anything

unreal quarry
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spout was the dieing days of a project called spoutcraft

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spoutcraft was a client mod that had a server side bukkit plugin to allow bukkit to edit the client (guis, new blocks, etc)

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spout was their attempt at making server from scratch

gleaming finch
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ah

formal turret
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why did spoutcraft fail?

gleaming finch
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okay

unreal quarry
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the devs lost interest

formal turret
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oh ok

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simple enough lol

unreal quarry
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it kinda happens when you bite off more than you can chew

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you burn out quickly

limber knotBOT
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oop

formal turret
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did spoutcraft not work well?

unreal quarry
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i believe if they would have never tried to do a server from scratch, they would have kept going as a client mod

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spoutcraft was amazing

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worked very well

formal turret
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oh you meant as in taking the spout server project on

gleaming finch
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I saw it in a commit by dumptruckman in Multiverse (he was removing it), I tried to figure out what it was but googling "spout" didn't give me much

unreal quarry
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spoutcraft is the reason i stopped supporting offline mode servers lmao

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they gifted me my account so I would stop cracking their launcher

gleaming finch
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lol

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I have more questions

fervent peak
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ANyone know oh a good plugin that links commads to items

unreal quarry
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Essentials has /powertool

slim nymph
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ffs my chrome has frozen up right as i had a lot of info in a jira comment i hadnt submitted yet ; ;

gleaming finch
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rip

slim nymph
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anyone know a trick to unfreeze it

unreal quarry
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wait?

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lol

gleaming finch
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lol

unreal quarry
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sometimes it helps

slim nymph
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been a good while already

gleaming finch
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I've never had chrome freeze on me, are you out of ram or something?

limpid comet
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screenshot + OCR the comment?

gleaming finch
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you're on linux right?

slim nymph
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i had switched tabs,b ut holy shit, i randomly killed some child prcess using the most cpu and that unfroze it lol

gleaming finch
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nice

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okay another question, was there a time where Paper and Spigot lived in harmony? I ask cause Paper was originally PaperSpigot and the IRC channels were hosted by Spigot

slim nymph
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ah it was the gpu process

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so if rendering is borked, just kill your gpu process (chrome, not OS level lol)

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thats more on a personal level nicegamer, many of us use to PR to spigot, like i would frame a PR to spigot and just run it in my fork.

gleaming finch
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I see

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and I assume many of the PRs wouldn't get merged

unreal quarry
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that, or they'd just get stolen (thats why I personally stopped sending PRs to spigot)

cosmic raft
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still not moved to firefox yet @slim nymph ?

slim nymph
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but for long time spigot ran on java 6

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I have personal kashike, just not at work

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i need to though

cosmic raft
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ah

gleaming finch
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I see again

slim nymph
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Spigot just has opinions about changes to the project we dont agree with, so it kinda impacted desire to upstream

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for example, Spigot wasnt on board with an async chunks api

gleaming finch
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okay

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makes sense

unreal quarry
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But the ssds, aikar

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Think of the ssds

gleaming finch
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was there a specific reason why it was turned down?

limpid comet
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if it was fully functional, why wouldn't they be on board

unreal quarry
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Because md_5 said ssds are enough

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Not even making that up

limpid comet
gleaming finch
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lol

limpid comet
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many servers don't have hdds and even with ssds i'm sure async chunks will be a performance boost nonetheless

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cpu is a factor

gleaming finch
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another question: about what year did Paper become a thing someone could use?

unreal quarry
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I suddenly feel like I'm being interviewed by an undercover reporter...

gleaming finch
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loool

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sorry I'm just curious

waxen panther
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bro

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relax

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he's nice

gleaming finch
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I think the entire Minecraft server thing is super cool

waxen panther
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nah minecraft is for nerds

limpid comet
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billy, don't worry, i'll have enough questions to last you a life time when i start planning my video

brazen barn
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there any reliable way to block people from using hacked clients?

waxen panther
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ban em

brazen barn
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that's a reactive measure

limpid comet
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have a staff team

next wind
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if that existed then hackers would never be an issue

brazen barn
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I want a prophylactic one

limpid comet
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no AC will ever catch every hacker

waxen panther
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is it a pvp server?

limpid comet
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that's just the nature of an anticheat

next wind
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ac are just a notification system

waxen panther
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most of them aren't

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it'd be better if they were

unreal quarry
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My ac keeps me at a comfortable 68f

waxen panther
next wind
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thats all they should be used for

limpid comet
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i mean, any decent one will let you react on those notifications with your own meaasures

brazen barn
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Is there no way to check what client version a user is connecting with and then blocking them from joining if their client version doesn't match one from an official channel?

limpid comet
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yeah, but the client can lie about that

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it's trivial to change the client brand

brazen barn
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it'd at least knock out the low effort ones

limpid comet
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never trust the client

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not really

next wind
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and it would probably mess with badlion clients and stuff

limpid comet
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why would a hacked client ever announce to the world "hey im a hacked client"

unreal quarry
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its low effort to change the branding

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imho, badlion is a bannable client

waxen panther
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yeah was gunna say

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badlion is borderline

next wind
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how?

limpid comet
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what makes you say that

next wind
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the only hack it has is fullbrihgt

limpid comet
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(i have never used badlion)

next wind
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badlion looks like trash though

waxen panther
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some of it's features are a bit much for survival servers imo

brazen barn
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There's no sort of Mojang-side hash/key that verifies the integrity of a client that servers could check against?

waxen panther
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the pvp extreme hitbox things and the uh

next wind
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but someone could be coming from hypixel or whatever

waxen panther
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i mean

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hacked clients would just not change the hash if that existed lol

limpid comet
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again; never trust the client

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a hacked client could just rip out the code that checks the hash and replace it with a valid one

brazen barn
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If the hash is calculated from the binary of the client then any changes to the client would result in an invalid hash

next wind
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just get a decent staff

waxen panther
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what bluely said

next wind
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theres no easy fix or it would have been done already

waxen panther
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yeah, good staffing is the best solution

limpid comet
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yeah

waxen panther
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and a good rollback system

limpid comet
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and like unix said, use an AC as a notification system for your staff if you feel so inclined

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but honestly a /report would do you good

brazen barn
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We're on a ~5-10 player server with all friends. I don't like cheaters and my co-owner doesn't care. 70% of the players are cheating, 100% of the cheaters come from his friend circle.

They know I'm actively working to undermine their cheating. It's like a cat and mouse type situation. Each knows what the other is doing.

I have no intention of banning anyone so reactive measures are useless. I'm looking for prophylactic measures.

limpid comet
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It's like a cat and mouse type situation

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that's how it always is

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if you don't want them cheating, ban them

next wind
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if its all friends why would they cheat

brazen barn
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they think playing legit is boring. I disagree.

waxen panther
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I think you're just going to have to take a stand

limpid comet
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a "prophylactic measure" would be an anticheat, but that depends on 1. the kind of server it is, 2. the anticheat you have, 3. what you do when the anticheat detects a cheater

next wind
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then do a vote or something on whether or not to ban it

waxen panther
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if you use a ac, they'll just stop playing and then no one will play on the server

limpid comet
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yeah honestly if its a small server like that i say let em

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i enjoy hacking on survival since it lets me skip the boring stuff and do cool stuff instead

next wind
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^ if its a major part of your community, just make it part of the server

brazen barn
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Hm. I've always seen the others cheating as taking away from the achievements of any legit players. I guess I could try and change that view

next wind
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just tell everyone to cheat

limpid comet
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i don't think it does

next wind
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its up to them if they dont want to cheat

limpid comet
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playing on a server like that, (i find) players get more gratification out of how they play

waxen panther
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i find cheating incredibly boring but if your server is already mostly cheaters thennnnn

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whatcha gunna do

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not much

limpid comet
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if someone likes dedicating hours upon hours of gathering resources, then that's cool

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  • to build something
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but if someone wants to skip all that and get to the building part, then that's cool too

brazen barn
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I suppose that's all fair.

limpid comet
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obviously, these statements are super dependent on the gamemode the server is

brazen barn
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Was just watching one of them stream in a discord call and he showed me that I did a dumb.

I forgot to include "diamond_ore" and "emerald_ore" into paper's anti-xray when I rewrote it. Fixed that during the call.

He showed me a part of his client though that did concern me a bit

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it's a survival server

limpid comet
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right, yeah

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i mean, if you're having fun playing the cat-n-mouse game, keep it going

brazen barn
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there's a function that allows them to remove anything in a 5x5 area that's not ore

limpid comet
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though if it's just a burden on you, i say just let em

next wind
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oh nuke hack

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anticheat might help with that though

brazen barn
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but it just bogs the shit out of the server

limpid comet
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yeah that is annoying

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pretty sure something like NCP would catch that easily

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if they're maliciously trying to break the server that's another issue

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in those cases i would hit em with the Banhammer

brazen barn
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They're not using it to break anything. They love seeing numbers go up and that is a hell of a fast way to level up mcMMO abilities

limpid comet
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oh

untold copper
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gm bois

limpid comet
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howdy snipa

brazen barn
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but without dumping $$ into new hardware, it is inadvertently hurting the server

untold copper
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good uwu

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wbu :D

limpid comet
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you could always compromise

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"hey, it's alright if you're cheating, but could you try to limit your use of hacks that lag the server?"

brazen barn
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What is this? r/dnd?

Just talk to my players? Like we're all people? Are you insane?

limpid comet
waxen panther
untold copper
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"hey, it's alright if you're cheating, but could you try to limit your use of hacks that lag the server?"
this works xD

limpid comet
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broccowi pepe_aww

untold copper
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cos i've tried it kek

limpid comet
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am i doing it right

waxen panther
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bluely yay

brazen barn
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You can restrict unauthorized logins on things like ssh and whatnot through rate limiting. X failed attempts in Y time, and you're booted.

Is there "perform X actions in Y time and you're kicked from the server?"

Sorta like "moved too fast" but for block breaks?

limpid comet
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pretty sure something like NCP would catch that easily
@limpid comet

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lemme find the updated ncp fork

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oh nvm

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looks like it's still updatde

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you'll need to do some configurating based on what you do/don't want

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and anticheats can have a negative effect on performance themselves

brazen barn
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cool cool.

I will say one thing: hacks have come a long way since I was last a server admin/owner.

limpid comet
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indeed, it's an endless arms race

brazen barn
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back in MC beta I feel like it was way easier to keep things kosher

limpid comet
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it was also a far smaller game back then too

waxen panther
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yes, people become more and more annoying everyday

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it's a wonderful world

limpid comet
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less people interested in being better than everyone else, more people interested in just playing minecraft

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though i've kinda come to accept it; one of my gamemodes allows hacks

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well, will

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not released yet

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but it's a competitive UHC/anarchy kinda deal, people will hack anyways, so i might as well just let it be

waxen panther
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anarchy servers keep me up at night

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monkas

brazen barn
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I did learn today that /socialspy from EssentialsX notifies the player when they're being spied upon.....

copper moss
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Who's annoying..... broccolai

brazen barn
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so I gotta figure out how to disable that notif

waxen panther
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people

limpid comet
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nah broccypoo it's only anarchy in spirit

waxen panther
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ALL the people

limpid comet
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a lot of the basegame has been changed

waxen panther
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people that join my support discord and then dm me mainly

copper moss
limpid comet
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i say anarchy, i mean "grief/hack/steal/whatever its cool bro"

waxen panther
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that does not sound very wholesome

limpid comet
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but there will be a little cornucopia-style safe zone @ 0,0

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yeah, i'd rather put all the unwholesome people in that game, and keep all the wholesome people in bonk >:)

waxen panther
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I'd love to do like super overdone Rust gamemode for minecraft but

waxen panther
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I do not have the time nor the patience

copper moss
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How ppl are joining for support

waxen panther
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looks about right

limpid comet
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if you've got any ideas for that you want to see in minecraft, let me know

waxen panther
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yes rust

limpid comet
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just, rust

waxen panther
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yes

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rust the game

limpid comet
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well dear lord i won't have the patience for that either

waxen panther
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exactly

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i'd rather login to rust

limpid comet
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well, if there's anything specific from rust you want to see in minecraft

waxen panther
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mainly the raiding system but i dont think it would make sense if the rest wasn't in

limpid comet
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yeah

waxen panther
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explosives are really hard to make and give the walls hitpoints

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like wooden walls are 16 tnt etc

limpid comet
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iirc raiding system = protect ur shit with cabinets or whatever and each building component has a durability?

waxen panther
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there are playerstones but they can be taken over by other players that right click them

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yeah

limpid comet
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been a while since i touched rust

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alright

copper moss
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just act like a entity took it the negate it?

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heavy usage ftw

waxen panther
limpid comet
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yeah i kinda wanna take the approach of extending minecraft's core concepts into other things

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i.e. i want to add more armour sets

waxen panther
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i think it would get a lot of reddit internet points but probably not a whole lot of players

limpid comet
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yeah

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because if you want to play rust, just play rust

waxen panther
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i'll just make it really inperformant and sloppy version and only release a video

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typing

copper moss
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need laser beams

waxen panther
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needs more ak

copper moss
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lightsabers

waxen panther
hollow pilot
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Needs more memory safety

copper moss
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pff multi-core support?..! o.0

limpid comet
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yeah

copper moss
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what about stackable armors? when stacked it changes in design/color and other properties

limpid comet
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i'm thinking what i'm gonna do is take leather armour, dye em gray, and add some different modifiers

waxen panther
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all we need, is hide armor, bone armor, roadsign armor, metal armor and full metal armored

limpid comet
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so maybe some stone modifier which would increase resistance to fire/lava

waxen panther
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and then we're like

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1/10th to rust

limpid comet
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idk that's a shit example but that's what im thinking

waxen panther
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frog armor Froge

limpid comet
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similar to tinker's construct without the making your own shit idea

copper moss
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chain armor while in chest slot, then you put a daimond armor in the chest slot and now it becomes a diamond chain armor chest

waxen panther
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minecraft explodes

copper moss
limpid comet
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fairly certain that was outlawed in the geneva convention, ezenity

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yeah i kinda wanna add more to the basegame

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maybe some new bow/arrow variants

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i know : )

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well, it will be well advertised that it's not vanilla

copper moss
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Semi-vanilla

limpid comet
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the network's goal is to introduce unique ideas

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(obviously that idea is well overdone, but i'm gonna try to put our own spins on stuff)

waxen panther
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wtf bro in this highly competitive 20 tick rate server i will NOT allow u to change the bow mechanics 😠 😠

limpid comet
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very neat barty

waxen panther
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unplug the fan

limpid comet
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i love coming up with new ideas

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and then actually seeing them ingame? incredible

unreal quarry
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vouch

limpid comet
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yeah, i plan to have some gamemode at some point which requires a resource pack to play so we can do epic things

copper moss
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Dito to what @unreal quarry said.

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I've seen it done

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on DwD amd Pl3x

limpid comet
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indeed, hopefully down the line we'll be able to hire a texture designer and a modeller or something

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thank you barty <3

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i'll let you know if i come up with anything cool

copper moss
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@unreal quarry what was that program you showed me to create those custom items?

unreal quarry
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blockbench

copper moss
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it was like a incubator

waxen panther
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notepad

unreal quarry
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cubik, too. but blockbench is better

copper moss
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I guess that is the program, can't remember. But it was very useful

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Oh no the custom item I was making was called an incubator

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from another game

limpid comet
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yeah i got my friend to try out blockbench but that was for some unreal engine stuff

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i forget what his verdict was

copper moss
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Well the app I sued I can say it is well rounded

limpid comet
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the app I sued

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are you referring to your server? or just life in general

copper moss
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slump?

limpid comet
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yeah

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i can't say the same, we're at our peak right now

waxen panther
copper moss
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on 🔥

limpid comet
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though the dev server has had some good action here and there since bonk

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speaking of

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is replaymod fabric or forge

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that's an incredibly easy to google quesiton, ignore me

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omg it's fabric, incredible

copper moss
strange walrus
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I am looking for a person that can do a server for me cause I don't know any of this

limpid comet
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sorry discord was being a dick

strange walrus
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What that for

limpid comet
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hiring/recruiting people to make a server for you

strange walrus
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Ok I will check it out thxs

limpid comet
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unless you just want help with setting it up, in that case there's a lot of knowledgeable people here

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but i don't think you'll find anyone who will set up the server themselves

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(for free, that is)

strange walrus
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I will find a way

limpid comet
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sorry, that was still the wrong link

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that's the forum

strange walrus
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Ok

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Guess I will start server

limpid comet
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i mean, what kind of server are you looking to start?

strange walrus
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Idk I am totally new but bedrock edition

limpid comet
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if it's just a simple survival server or something like that, there's easy guides to follow and if you're co-

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oh

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wrong place

strange walrus
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Survival

limpid comet
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paper is for java edition

strange walrus
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Oof

limpid comet
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i have absolutely no experience with bedrock, but this article might help you

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from my quick skim of the page, if you're just looking to start a survival server, that should be most of your questions covered

strange walrus
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Ok thxs

limpid comet
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np

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minecraft also has an official discord, you might find people to help with that there

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though i'm not in it and i have no clue if they offer help with bedrock server setup there

jaunty oxide
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Is anyone going to play the new assassin creed? Will I be able to play at midnight? Got the game for free buying a new CPU lol

worn pasture
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i have some friends playing it, they say it's very good

cosmic raft
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strawberries

modern steppe
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shrewd marsh
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it says It looks like the Timings you were trying to load does not exists anymore!

Timings are only stored for 30 days after access, but this this looking to be increased. If this is a recent timings, then please recheck the URL given in your console.

golden gust
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reduce the timings history in paper.yml

shrewd marsh
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oh okay thanks 🙂

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from what number should I set this to? history-interval: 300
history-length: 3600

golden gust
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it's in seconds

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The issue is that you're basically upsetting the timings server with the amount of data you're sending

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reducing the history length, or increasing the interval, is basically what will help reduce the amount of data iirc

shrewd marsh
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hmm

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okay I think setting it to 600 is fine?

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the interval

golden gust
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Well, I'm not 100% sure how much increasing the interval saves, nor do you reaaaaaaalllly wanna increase that

warm anchor
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Try and see lol

shrewd marsh
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because I really don't undersstand how this works haha

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anyways thanks I'll just try it out

limpid comet
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everyone

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feels nice :=)

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that being said my rating is like 300

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but still

cosmic raft
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bluely gambit

limpid comet
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the bluely gambit is "gonna just take this with my queen and hope they don't notice their rook can take my queen"

vernal moth
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What's the default elo?

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Isn't it 1200?

limpid comet
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i started with 300 i think

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it's "rapid rating" now

vernal moth
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Ah

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Well, it's still elo

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Whatever you call it

limpid comet
vernal moth
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The algo is almost always the same

limpid comet
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i think it's a different calculation

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maybe

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actually i'm curiousnow

vernal moth
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Trueskill for example is still elo to me

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Or call it mmr if that makes it feel more scientific

limpid comet
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yeah i started with 400, won my first game, then lost a good couple

vernal moth
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I wish league would expose mmr

limpid comet
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oh i think rapid rating is just their algo for their "rapid games" (queueing into a random game 10 min, i guess)

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i wish many games would

vernal moth
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The whole league system is so unnessasary and confusing

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Especially with promotional games

limpid comet
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oh yeah i guess league especially

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i was thinking more cs since that's what i'm familiar with, though i believe that's a fairly linear ranking system

vernal moth
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What do you loose or earn in CS?

limpid comet
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skill group

vernal moth
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No how would you go from silver 2 to silver 1?

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Can you see the progress on that?

limpid comet
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nope

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win games

vernal moth
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That's worse than league then, lol

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They hide everything and only expose mmr as skill group, without being able to see the change your estimate your standard deviation

limpid comet
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we don't know how it works; other than guesses (i think the popular theory is that what matters is: your rank, your teammates ranks, and your opponents ranks)

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yeah

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i wish we could download like a csv or something of our rating

vernal moth
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Elo in team games is mostly calculated by team a rank avg and team b rank avg

limpid comet
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yeah

vernal moth
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That gives you the win probability

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And you can then use that for individual mmr gain/losses based on your current standard deviation

limpid comet
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seems like you know your stuff

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you have experience in the ranking algorithm sector?

vernal moth
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And in league that's kinda visualized in LP, league points, which shows your progress I guess

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I read a really good paper about true skill before

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The algo xbl uses iirc

limpid comet
#

ah i see

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xbox live?

vernal moth
#

And I implemented that using a lib in one of my projects

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Ye

limpid comet
#

i didn't know there was an xbox ranking system

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(i don't own an xbox or use any of the xbox services, so no surprise :p)

vernal moth
#

It's what's msft games use

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Found the article

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Can recommend ^

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That explains elo systems really well

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And excludes math

#

That's a second post

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Which is a plus :P

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Trueskills is basically an extended elo system because it tracks more factors, not just the elo

#

And can thus better react

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If you suddenly become better, you will climb faster with trueskill than with the classic elo system chess uses

#

But yeah, can recommend

limpid comet
#

interesting

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i will definitely give these a read, thanks for linking the article

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esp. since i'm going to need to implement some form of matchmaking at some point

vernal moth
#

That's how I found them

#

I think i got it linked too

cosmic raft
#

dance

potent fossil
untold copper
#

just finished fresh prince of bel air

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it was so good man

#

so good

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im so sad that its over :c

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😦

unreal quarry
#

technology at its finest

#

lmao

cosmic raft
#

oh goodness billy

limber knotBOT
#

lets see, how many ppl can we cram into one skype room before either skype or vpn dies?

cedar spade
#

Imagine using Skype in 2020

limber knotBOT
#

its big enough that skype hides the member list

#

this is obviously not normal skype

#

its skype for business, thats entirely different

cedar spade
#

Imagine using Skype for Business in 2020

limber knotBOT
#

only the shitty UI is the same

#

and yes, I wanna go to teams to, but hur dur we just moved to skype

cedar spade
#

t e a m s

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I mean, teams has its own problems

limber knotBOT
#

we will move to teams rather soonish

cedar spade
#

but then again I never used lync/skype for business so idk how well it works

limber knotBOT
#

first we gotta move all employees into azure ad

#

its fine

#

of course company managed to make it worse, by disabling chat and call history

#

we at 201 now, no stuttering and anything

cedar spade
#

Worst thing about teams I've had is that if you reuse the same meeting room with a recurring event, text chat becomes unbearably slow

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But then again I use it for uni, idk how much that would matter if you used teams for work

limber knotBOT
#

we fixed that by disabling chat history I guess 😂

#

issue is that skype is capped by 250 iirc

#

which is meh for meetings like this, since whole (IT) company is in this meeting

#

so they split it in multiple timeslots

#

(works council präsentation)

#

s/ä/e/

#

Correction, <MiniDigger> (works council presentation)

#

heh, a minute of silence when everybody is muted anyways is rather interesting

#

ok, skype powerpoint animations are lagging hard

cedar spade
#

I've had far too many lecturers try and play videos over the screen share

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It never works well

worn ember
#

yeahhh

#

it always skips a few frames

limber knotBOT
#

interesting 25% of our company are women already

#

avg in germany is 16

slim delta
#

are these real bots or

#

just people using webhooks?

limber knotBOT
#

We are as real as bots can be

slim delta
#

weird that there is a user called not my fault as well

limber knotBOT
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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IRC bridge, @slim delta

vernal moth
#

Lol that profile pic

#

Bot is brink

#

Drunk*

limber knotBOT
#

You sure kash didn't update his pfp on dc?

#

We may never know :P

#

I didn't

mossy vessel
cosmic raft
#

lol

limber knotBOT
#

NMF 😔

mossy vessel
#

proxi 🥺

worn ember
#

who even is that lmao

drifting swift
#

Is LimitPillagers still needed?

#

(1.16.3/4)

vernal moth
#

Heh, I asked a dum/nasty question in this worker council presentation and my CEO slid into my DMs and asks me on how I would do it better

slim delta
#

IRC bridge, @slim delta
@cosmic raft#0000 whats that?

#

oop

#

sorry for ping

#

forgot that i am not suppposed to do that

limber knotBOT
#

google "irc chat"

slim delta
#

ight

mossy vessel
#

gosh that wrong pfp is so confusing

quasi valley
#

kash fix the bot

#

hella irritating 😂

vernal moth
#

It's taco man's bot

#

Might just need a restart

worn ember
#

Z dun know how to pro gram

ashen cliff
#

Gram er.

unreal quarry
viral hornet
#

@quasi valley you fix the bot 🥺

quasi valley
#

@viral hornet how's spidercountry today

viral hornet
#

It's nice and cool tonight 🥺

#

how's germany

quasi valley
#

cold 😂

mossy vessel
#

sunny

viral hornet
#

I want it to be winter again :DDDD

quasi valley
#

I want it to be spring again

#

and forever

twin lagoon
#

camm it is winter

#

it almost is winter

viral hornet
#

not here tho

mossy vessel
potent fossil
woven otter
#

I want it to be spring again
@quasi valley why

#

Winter too cold, summer too hot?

mossy vessel
#

He can't handle the heat

slim delta
#

Its like 34˚C here in India and in summer it gets past 40˚C. I'd much rather have winter than anything else. Not that it gets any cooler. Still a sweaty 29˚C or so.

worn ember
#

yikes

#

When you're forced to install macos on your system cuz all classes are suspended and you cant go to the computer lab KEKW

limber knotBOT
#

why would you need macos for class?

worn ember
#

cuz closed ecosystem

#

so i need macos to do swift stuff

whole citrus
#

Why are you bot

limber knotBOT
#

why are yu not a bot?

#

IRC bridge.

#

swift runs on windows, just fyi

whole citrus
#

um

#

ok

worn ember
#

does the emulator work?

ashen cliff
#

You don't need to test, if you know it works. kekwhyper

worn ember
#

if you know me you'd know nothing i ever make works on the first try

ashen cliff
#

Expected.

untold copper
#

owowowowowo

#

aqi is 200 today

#

:DDDD

modern steppe
#

You don't need to test, if you know it works. kekwhyper
@ashen cliff lol

compact pulsar
#

I wanna know one thing, does the world generation and lighting are multithreaded?

modern steppe
#

I wanna know one think, does the world generation and lighting are multithreaded?
@compact pulsar how ik world generation have multithreading

#

about lighting idk

compact pulsar
#

In 1.13 the world generation was remade and 1.14 the lighting engine

ashen cliff
#

It is.

compact pulsar
#

Both are multithreaded? Hmm. I wanna know how Mojang killed the performance if both are now multithreaded lol

worn ember
#

because the main loop is still single threaded

worn ember
wide chasm
#

How did you manage that?

worn ember
#

lots of chunks i suppose

#

wait what lmao

#

its the end one

#

37.2gb of the end

#

nice

wide chasm
#

That's impressive

worn ember
#

Uninstall minecraft world to be able to install macos

#

struggles of a student

void void
#

you need to partition disks before that

worn ember
#

yeah i figured, fun thing is, once you're in the installation you cant get out

#

without restarting

#

which takes like 5 minutes

void void
#

well, click on top bar

#

you can quit from there

worn ember
#

didnt let me

void void
#

unlucky

worn ember
#

very

void void
#

macos installer is kind of meant for dumbusers

#

so that you'll buy macos with the hardware it's meant to run on

#

:^)

#

if not, then good luck

worn ember
#

i had to patch vmware to even be able to run it

left swift
#

My overworld itself is 64gb 🙃

golden gust
#

that's cute sized

left swift
#

It is

#

Shittier when you want a lasting map and the most common ssd size is 512gb

#

74% full 😱

void void
#

just slap a worldborder on your world

worn ember
void void
#

ded pick apfs

worn ember
#

ik its formatting

#

but still

#

im picking FAT

void void
#

ur FAT

golden gust
#

ur fat

worn ember
#

wtf shut up

left swift
#

Bully

golden gust
#

But, yea, modern macOS requires APFS these days

void void
#

just slap a worldborder on your world
if players start bitching then make it even smaller so they'll learn to listen to you hard way by dying

golden gust
#

I guess the installer might auto convert, but 🤷‍♂️

left swift
#

Lol

void void
#

it won't

worn ember
#

*resize the worldborder every time someone says "worldborder too small" in chat

left swift
#

I got a 50k worldborder on rn not everything is explored yet either

wide chasm
#

Make the worldborder start at 500x500 and then let it grow by 1 block every 24h

void void
#

shrink*

left swift
#

Just ban people so they cant complain about the size

wide chasm
#

Play skyblock?

void void
#

add regex matching for chat

left swift
#

Lol

worn ember
void void
#

if (/.* too small/.test(event.message)) event.player.ban("no u")

wide chasm
#

That's some beautiful Java

void void
#

wait i have something better

left swift
#

Can u translate it to skript pepeLaugh

golden gust
#

step 1) grab a hammer and hit self in the head

wide chasm
#
event message matches "pattern"
ban player with reason "no u"

Or something idk

golden gust
#

step 2) Now you have the brain capacity of an average skripter

void void
#

(on org.bukkit.event.player.AsyncPlayerChatEvent {:priority :monitor :ignore-cancelled true} #(if (re-matches #".* too small" (.getMessage %1)) (.ban (.getPlayer %1) "no u")))

untold copper
#

hai

left swift
#

Got lost on instructions I couldn't find the jar to open

#

What a weird place to store paper

#

You people are silly

worn ember
#

its to keep dum dums out of the cookie jar

mossy vessel
#

skript kekw

spice frigate
#

skript thinking_gun

worn ember
#

are system process not counted in this?

left swift
void void
#

wat, 4gb of ram?

worn ember
#

yes

#

idk where the other 12 went

untold copper
#

rip

#

yes sys processes are counted

#

scroll down

cedar spade
#

I don't think system processes are counted in the user tab

left swift
#

Did u check the bathroom

worn ember
#

yeah i saw you in the toilet after i was done shitting

untold copper
limber knotBOT
#

yeah it's wrong for me too lmao

#

says 20% at only 2,5GB

worn ember
#

this is stupid

untold copper
#

20% 3.2GB/16Gb

limber knotBOT
#

it seems to include system processes in the calculation in the user tab

#

(as it's the same in the normal process tab)

worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

go to the process tab

worn ember
#

nothing there adds up to 16gb there

#

*16

limber knotBOT
#

(or use the resource monitor instead of the task manager, apparently the task manager doesn't show everything either)

worn ember
#

its like it says on the user tab

limber knotBOT
#

I have 3.4GB for "standby" thonk

worn ember
#

yeah apparently theres a whole bunch of other "users"

limber knotBOT
worn ember
#

lol

untold copper
#

prozesse

#

lol

limber knotBOT
#

why would you have other users? Oo

#

oh so standby is just cached memory that can be released

worn ember
#

idk, theres SYSTEM, SQL stuff, NETWORK

#

they all count as different users

#

VM's

warm anchor
worn ember
#

also different users

limber knotBOT
#

just use your PC like a normal gamer smh

warm anchor
#

Lol

worn ember
#

not like i made those dude

warm anchor
#

Time to buy more ram

worn ember
warm anchor
#

That’s too close to comfort 97% utilization lol

worn ember
#

been wanting to upgrade to 32gb for a while ¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

but i need to replace all my ram then, cuz i bought them in the shortage and they only had 4gb sticks

#

so i have 4x4gb lul

warm anchor
#

Oh rip

worn ember
#

but need money for that

untold copper
#

my grandma tested positive for coronavirus

#

:c

limber knotBOT
#

oof

#

best of luck to her

warm anchor
#

Man this holiday is gonna be wack with people traveling and shit

worn ember
#

Government: dont leave your house
Also government: you can travel tho

golden gust
#

go to work!

olive marlin
#

My roommates: Tested positive
One of my roommates: The day I'm off the isolation I'm going home where there's 2 people 90+, without checking if I'm clean

austere ivy
#

am I so tired that I read that as "beautiful kotlin?"

untold copper
#

aaaaaaaaa

#

i can't go down for 18 daysss

#

guess you'll be seeing a lot more of me here ;-;

worn ember
#

does anyone know where i can find macos vmdk/iso torrents? I'm downloading through media fire rn but its gonna take 9 hours lol

golden gust
#

the bay of the pirates?

worn ember
#

couldn't find any there, maybe its fucked again

golden gust
#

oh, wait

#

Might need to convert them yourself

silent gorge
#

aren't all of the recent versions freely downloadable with a tool

worn ember
#

well i just need to run it in a vm, so yes

golden gust
#

Well, yea, but, you don't get iso files

worn ember
#

guess i'll just wait then lol

#

ye

#

yeah those are also download limited

#

thats why i wanted a torrent

silent gorge
worn ember
#

i'll just let the one download i have then KEKW

#

2h left

#

media fire, but i downloaded an older version from google drive

#

and it also took forever

#

maybe its just my internet lol

golden gust
#

It's fast, sometimes

#

slow as balls other times

#

for "small" files it's generally good

#

I think it's the larger files where it just generally poops itself

#

maybe they're just stored in the back of the warehouse or something

worn ember
#

i think it depends on quota or something

#

like if you have large files that get downloaded a lot you get ratelimited

#

lol

#

the IBM robot 👀

cosmic raft
#

Yea lets not share VM disks here, thanks

golden gust
#

Kash's pirate level = canada/10

worn ember
#

i dont suppose thats illegal tho?

cosmic raft
#

violate the contractual, personal, intellectual property or other rights of any party including using, uploading, transmitting, distributing, or otherwise making available any information made available through the Service in any manner that infringes any copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, or other right of any party (including rights of privacy or publicity);

golden gust
#

at best it's a legal grey area

worn ember
#

so i can sue my college for making me install a macos vm?

warm anchor
#

Lmao

golden gust
#

Coulda just got a mac

worn ember
#

well if you get a mac you need to run a windows vm 95% of the time

#

now you gotta run mac 5% of the time

cosmic raft
#

If your college requires a macOS install, they should be providing it to you somehow

golden gust
#

run a windows vm

cosmic raft
#

not making you do it yourself

golden gust
#

WAT?

warm anchor
#

Kash that will make sense

#

But this is college

golden gust
#

VMs are ass

worn ember
#

well everything in college is based on windows, except or IOS class

golden gust
#

if your aim is for gaming, etc, you don't wanna be using VMs

cosmic raft
#

It was fun the other day

worn ember
#

well we have macs at school but yeah lockdown

#

so we cant go there

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

so they're like "figure it out, good luck"

warm anchor
#

Go and take one home weSmart

cosmic raft
#

I RDP'd from desktop to laptop, which was RDP'd into a VM host, which had a session connected a guest VM desktop

#

:p

worn ember
#

how often did it crash?

cosmic raft
#

that? it didn't :p

#

desktop -> laptop -> vm host -> vm

#

in other words

worn ember
#

yikes

golden gust
#

RDP is actually kinda okay

cosmic raft
#

and remote

golden gust
#

See, what you should try

#

is xForwarding across a network

worn ember
#

vmware locally already lags too much for me xD

golden gust
#

install beamoff, I think it was

cosmic raft
#

heh

#

there isn't anything better than RDP tbh

golden gust
#

even a vm on a macOS host fucking sucks ass without beamoff

cosmic raft
#

everything else tries to be like RDP

worn ember
#

cat be missing wiz rn

limber knotBOT
#

bloop

worn ember
#

well by the end of the class i'll be able to boot into macos lol

limber knotBOT
#

kashike uwu

#

hi aurora

#

👀

#

arawra

twin lagoon
#

uwu

mental meadow
#

awa

untold copper
#

ewe

limber knotBOT
#

what no

untold copper
#

uwu

worn ember
#

smh spammers

left swift
cosmic raft
#

throws a pillow at @vernal moth

vernal moth
#

Ouch

mental meadow
#

throws beer at @vernal moth

vernal moth
#

Prost!

#

It's not 4 yet

mental meadow
#

soon tho

mossy vessel
#

22 minutes left

worn ember
#

if you drink before 4pm you're an alcoholic

mental meadow
#

Kein Bier vor 4

#

but does that count for kölsch?

golden gust
#

it's always 4pm somewhere

vernal moth
#

Yes, unless tomorrow

golden gust
#

as my buddy mini would say

worn ember
#

nono cat, thats not how that works

vernal moth
#

Since tomorrow is 11/11

#

Man 11/11 on covid :/

#

I think this is the first year in a decade I'll not be drunk at 10 on 11/11

#

(for the plebs, start of carnival season at 11:11 on 11/11)

worn ember
mental meadow
#

carnival :puke:

vernal moth
#

Whole city has a ban on alcohol tomorrow

mental meadow
#

finally a good decision tbh

worn ember
#

haha just cross the border

#

ez clap

limber knotBOT
#

you got parties going tomorrow in belgium?

#

I would totally come over, lmao

#

yesterday they shut down a bar here where there was a party, when police came, they shut down the lights, closed the blinds and pretended to sleep 😂

#

lol

#

easy: just drink at home alone like one alwys does

#

👀

#

thats current plan, meet up in small groups and use discord or zoom or whatever

#

also I don't get why people always need to party or socialize...

#

I mean humans mostly suck, lol

#

I need ppl around me, not all the time, not every day, but if I don't see anybody in days am feeling psychically an physically sick

#

laughs in always feeling psychically sick

mental meadow
#

2 weeks later
Paper Discord Server opens applications for Server Therapist

ashen cliff
#

Issue exterminator as we call them.

limber knotBOT
#

server what now

mighty storm
#

isnt that was triage is

slim nymph
#

@vernal moth get an SO that lives with you, then always someone around lol

#

I dont think ive ever lived alone in my entire life

ashen cliff
#

Or watch some scary stuff, never feel alone again.

spice frigate
#

lmao

limber knotBOT
#

because idiots can't socially distance

#

they don't go out and drink

#

see, my last relationship failed because I was getting annoyed by her wanting to be around be every second and not giving me space and stuff

#

oh also it's 11.11. tomorrow

#

so thats the other extrema

#

start of carnival season so usually people just party

#

but yeah, I need to find a new relationship, but dating is hard currently, lol

slim nymph
#

yeah too clingy can be bad lol.

limber knotBOT
#

bars and restaurants are closed

#

with "banning" I mean they don't sell anywhere and you can't consume in public

#

how is that dangerous? lmao

#

for that day

slim nymph
#

they arent banning aclhohol from stores you take home are they? or are they doing that too to try to kill personal parties?

limber knotBOT
#

yeah, just 11/11, beginning of carnival season, normally the whole city would be drunk then, lol

slim nymph
#

whats 1 day going to do lol

limber knotBOT
#

well, I guess carnival is hard to understand, lol

slim nymph
#

and whats to stop people from doing it the next day instead?

limber knotBOT
#

the next day is not 11-11

#

tradition, no reason to

#

its just to prevent huge gatherings

#

that's like asking "why not celebrate 4th of july on the 5th?!?"

#

they will fail anyways, but its a good try

#

no, they would celebrate ont he 4th anyways

#

no

#

I avoid the french, am german after all

#

runs

#

👀

golden gust
#

You don't need to avoid the french

#

They'll run away from you

#

Just, be warned that the flag might be brown instead of white

limber knotBOT
#

I mean, its drastic, but also fair

#

if you let that melting pod loose and let them go back into every little town, thats a huge spreading

#

considering many ppl in our age are asymptomatic

mental meadow
#

In Austria they decided stores should close at 19:00 so that people are home before curfew
The response of the companies:
"Well if you say we have to do that okay, we just don't get why, since reducing store times means people can't be spread out that much"

limber knotBOT
#

I mean, at least most of them wore masks 👀

#

the austrian government seems pretty insane/dumb lol

mental meadow
#

We have a curfew rn between 20 and 6

limber knotBOT
#

pretty sure in Germany the did the opposite (at least on the first full lockdown): allow all stores to be open all the week (even on sundays)

vernal moth
#

In the first wave, ye

#

Not now

#

We had like 0 restrictions till last week 😂

wide chasm
#

Should keep stores open on Sundays after corona as well. It's always so weird travelling to/through Germany and stores not being open on Sunday.

vernal moth
#

Now we on what ppl call lockdown light for 4 weeks

#

Should keep stores open on Sundays after corona as well. It's always so weird travelling to/through Germany and stores not being open on Sunday.
@wide chasm no chance. Unions will destroy you

wide chasm
#

😦

mental meadow
#

we also had 0 restrictions till last week xD and you can see it pretty well

wide chasm
#

Here all stores are open on Sundays

limber knotBOT
#

yeah, keeping all the stuff open on sunday would be pretty annoying

vernal moth
#

I don't mind that really

#

At least now Sunday is the day where you know everbody is available

limber knotBOT
#

also you get extra pay when you work sunday ;D

#

that would be gone too

vernal moth
#

Oh man, I miss that

wide chasm
#

That's still the case here even with all stores open on Sundays

vernal moth
#

We used to make big ban releases, would get 300 euro for those, 3 hours or so working in Saturday, rest of weekend till Monday on call

#

Bang

#

Now I do releases while having lunch, lol

mossy vessel
#

Wish stores would keep up on sundays even outside of the pandemic

#

*proper stores

#

I don't want to go to the gas station anymore lol

limber knotBOT
#

around here we usually have one or two discounters inside a train station which is open 24/7

untold copper
wide chasm
#

I'll try to remember that whenever I'm in Germany and need food on a Sunday

mossy vessel
#

Yeah, I'm living more on the countryside. Things are locking up early over here

worn ember
#

Belgians: ITS JUST A FLUE, ITS JUST PROPAGANDA FROM THE POLITICIANS
me: facepalm

#

they're dum

#

"herd immunity" yeh gl with that if it keeps mutating

#

yeah thats their reasoning "its not worse than the flu"

limber knotBOT
#

god I hate how the term "herd immunity" is used nowadays... as if you could achieve that without vaccines for every virus

untold copper
#

wth

#

is that....

wide chasm
#

Just take all viruses and give them to everyone ez /s

untold copper
#

barty?

limber knotBOT
#

denmark, yes

untold copper
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what happened to the pfp XD

limber knotBOT
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did they kill them all yet?

wide chasm
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They are currently killing them iirc

acoustic pilot
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Does the mink fur go to waste? 😛

limber knotBOT
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can't really find an update on that :S

slim nymph
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xbox comes today 😄

limber knotBOT
slim nymph
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i put a sign up on my door for fedex to ring the fucking door bell

limber knotBOT
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why would they not ring?

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just sit outside with a laptop

slim nymph
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they stopped during covid

limber knotBOT
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everybody is home anyways

slim nymph
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i guess to stop disturbing dogs as much

mossy vessel
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Don't they toss the parcel in front of your door and some weirdo people steal it then?

limber knotBOT
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here they ring but leave at the door, but have to watch you take it

slim nymph
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yeah thats why i want them to ring lol, but i havent had anything stolen thankfully

limber knotBOT
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some even have to take a picture of you with the package, but without your face

wide chasm
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Same here Mini

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Well, without the picture taking

slim nymph
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how they gonna watch you take it if noones home lol

limber knotBOT
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people here don't want to put it down but shove it into you -.-

mossy vessel
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👀

wide chasm
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They take the package with them if you aren't home (at least here)

slim nymph
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i dunno if microsofthas signature required on them, i have a fedex account to auto release signature

mossy vessel
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Over here they just drop it at some spot you told them

slim nymph
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but what about people who work and are never home?

limber knotBOT
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and no, they don't wear masks. welcome to saxony where every fourth person is a right wing, corono denying nut -.-

wide chasm
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I'd be very surprised if you work 24/7

slim nymph
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shipping here is standard to elave it unless its signature required

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what if your house is in their morning/mid day route?

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i doubt they gonna change their route for one houses work schedule

wide chasm
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Weekends? They ship 7 days a week here

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Unless you work 7 days a week

slim nymph
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i guess, they do that for EVERY package?

acoustic pilot
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I'd rather they just leave the package at my door instead of having to schedule it for a specific day.

wide chasm
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You can usually also pick a time slot for your package, so you don't always get stuff in the morning.

slim nymph
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i cant see them doing that for normal shipments

wide chasm
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They do this for every package

slim nymph
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signature required yeah

wide chasm
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They could leave packages at the neighbour, but I doubt they do that with corona

twin lagoon
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they still do so

acoustic pilot
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You do end up with some people living in bad neighborhoods getting packages stolen, of course 😛

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Porch pirates suck

twin lagoon
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it depends on the package

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most packages here will go to the neighbour

slim nymph
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oh man that would be horrible, i dont wanna talk to that lady anymore than I have to

spice frigate
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lol

wide chasm
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You can opt-out of it if you want

slim nymph
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my neighbor forced me to redo my fence, so fun 5000$ bill I wasnt planning for

spice frigate
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How did they force you?

mossy vessel
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Why does your neighbor care about your fence?

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Thought that is a german thingy

acoustic pilot
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HOA? lol

mossy vessel
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maybe

slim nymph
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the previous owners of my house installed a fence that connected to her fence, so i shared an edge

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that means part of mine went slightly into her yard to connect

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and 10+ years later, its now a big deal to her

mossy vessel
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🤦

wide chasm
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Those kind of neighbors

slim nymph
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so yeah i had to replace it before she went and filed legal action

vernal moth
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Here, if they can't give it to you and tried twice or so, you gotta pick it up in the nearest shop

spice frigate
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oof

unreal quarry
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Ashland Times-Gazette

RUGGLES TWP. — A lone wall, about three feet deep, stands on a private property in Ruggles Township.  The township is in the process of tearing down the rest of the building, which is located on the site of the Ruggles Town Hall at U.S. Route 224 and state Route 60. In the me...

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Or how about the dual properties that got foreclosed on and bought by 2 separate banks... Fence right over the pool and through the garage to separate them lol https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/orange-county/os-ne-wadeview-fence-garage-20190628-qv6wjx7vk5ev3ek2rwlumvrogi-story.html?outputType=amp

orlandosentinel.com

The unusual sight of a black metal fence passing through a garage and over a swimming pool symbolizes a bitter property-line dispute near Boone High School.The 4-year tiff between a company backed by Bags Inc. founder Craig Mateer and financial giant Deutsche Bank is at a stal...

mossy vessel
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k

unreal quarry
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Gdpr strikes again, eh?

twin lagoon
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good ol america

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award-winning journalism LUL

vernal moth
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They just don't want to not sell our data 😂

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consoles

twin lagoon
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consoles

slim nymph
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powerful gaming system thats much cheaper than a PC

vernal moth
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Xbox launches today, right?

twin lagoon
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powerful

vernal moth
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That doesn't count it you got an PC anyways aikar

ashen cliff
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If only I could buy one. kekwhyper