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someones home 24/7 so dont get any benefit
i mean smartereveryday did an experiment where they activated some device (alexa?) by transmitting sound waves via light and opened a smart garage door lmao
now, the chances of your robber being an engineer like that... 
lol I saw that
heard about the guys that stole a telsa car by bouncing the signal from the remote in the living room to the car?
lmao no
caught it on video
was great
shit, wrong link/video
The shocking moment is captured when robbers in the UK steal a 2019 Tesla early Wednesday (August 21) morning — valued at over £90,000 — in less than 30 seconds using a keyless hack now being more commonly deployed to steal cars.
"It was absolutely shocking how quickly it wen...
thats the one i saw
wow
what was Spout? I also tried looking this up on my own but didn't find anything
spout was the dieing days of a project called spoutcraft
spoutcraft was a client mod that had a server side bukkit plugin to allow bukkit to edit the client (guis, new blocks, etc)
spout was their attempt at making server from scratch
ah
why did spoutcraft fail?
okay
the devs lost interest
oop
did spoutcraft not work well?
i believe if they would have never tried to do a server from scratch, they would have kept going as a client mod
spoutcraft was amazing
worked very well
oh you meant as in taking the spout server project on
I saw it in a commit by dumptruckman in Multiverse (he was removing it), I tried to figure out what it was but googling "spout" didn't give me much
spoutcraft is the reason i stopped supporting offline mode servers lmao
they gifted me my account so I would stop cracking their launcher
ANyone know oh a good plugin that links commads to items
Essentials has /powertool
ffs my chrome has frozen up right as i had a lot of info in a jira comment i hadnt submitted yet ; ;
rip
anyone know a trick to unfreeze it
lol
sometimes it helps
been a good while already
I've never had chrome freeze on me, are you out of ram or something?
screenshot + OCR the comment?
you're on linux right?
i had switched tabs,b ut holy shit, i randomly killed some child prcess using the most cpu and that unfroze it lol
nice
okay another question, was there a time where Paper and Spigot lived in harmony? I ask cause Paper was originally PaperSpigot and the IRC channels were hosted by Spigot
ah it was the gpu process
so if rendering is borked, just kill your gpu process (chrome, not OS level lol)
thats more on a personal level nicegamer, many of us use to PR to spigot, like i would frame a PR to spigot and just run it in my fork.
that, or they'd just get stolen (thats why I personally stopped sending PRs to spigot)
still not moved to firefox yet @slim nymph ?
but for long time spigot ran on java 6
I have personal kashike, just not at work
i need to though
ah
I see again
Spigot just has opinions about changes to the project we dont agree with, so it kinda impacted desire to upstream
for example, Spigot wasnt on board with an async chunks api
was there a specific reason why it was turned down?
if it was fully functional, why wouldn't they be on board
lol
many servers don't have hdds and even with ssds i'm sure async chunks will be a performance boost nonetheless
cpu is a factor
another question: about what year did Paper become a thing someone could use?
I suddenly feel like I'm being interviewed by an undercover reporter...
I think the entire Minecraft server thing is super cool
nah minecraft is for nerds
billy, don't worry, i'll have enough questions to last you a life time when i start planning my video
there any reliable way to block people from using hacked clients?
that's a reactive measure
have a staff team
if that existed then hackers would never be an issue
I want a prophylactic one
no AC will ever catch every hacker
is it a pvp server?
that's just the nature of an anticheat
ac are just a notification system
My ac keeps me at a comfortable 68f

thats all they should be used for
i mean, any decent one will let you react on those notifications with your own meaasures
Is there no way to check what client version a user is connecting with and then blocking them from joining if their client version doesn't match one from an official channel?
it'd at least knock out the low effort ones
and it would probably mess with badlion clients and stuff
why would a hacked client ever announce to the world "hey im a hacked client"
how?
what makes you say that
the only hack it has is fullbrihgt
(i have never used badlion)
badlion looks like trash though
some of it's features are a bit much for survival servers imo
There's no sort of Mojang-side hash/key that verifies the integrity of a client that servers could check against?
the pvp extreme hitbox things and the uh
but someone could be coming from hypixel or whatever
again; never trust the client
a hacked client could just rip out the code that checks the hash and replace it with a valid one
If the hash is calculated from the binary of the client then any changes to the client would result in an invalid hash
just get a decent staff
what bluely said
theres no easy fix or it would have been done already
yeah, good staffing is the best solution
yeah
and a good rollback system
and like unix said, use an AC as a notification system for your staff if you feel so inclined
but honestly a /report would do you good
We're on a ~5-10 player server with all friends. I don't like cheaters and my co-owner doesn't care. 70% of the players are cheating, 100% of the cheaters come from his friend circle.
They know I'm actively working to undermine their cheating. It's like a cat and mouse type situation. Each knows what the other is doing.
I have no intention of banning anyone so reactive measures are useless. I'm looking for prophylactic measures.
It's like a cat and mouse type situation
that's how it always is
if you don't want them cheating, ban them
if its all friends why would they cheat
they think playing legit is boring. I disagree.
I think you're just going to have to take a stand
a "prophylactic measure" would be an anticheat, but that depends on 1. the kind of server it is, 2. the anticheat you have, 3. what you do when the anticheat detects a cheater
then do a vote or something on whether or not to ban it
if you use a ac, they'll just stop playing and then no one will play on the server
yeah honestly if its a small server like that i say let em
i enjoy hacking on survival since it lets me skip the boring stuff and do cool stuff instead
^ if its a major part of your community, just make it part of the server
Hm. I've always seen the others cheating as taking away from the achievements of any legit players. I guess I could try and change that view
just tell everyone to cheat
i don't think it does
its up to them if they dont want to cheat
playing on a server like that, (i find) players get more gratification out of how they play
i find cheating incredibly boring but if your server is already mostly cheaters thennnnn
whatcha gunna do
not much
if someone likes dedicating hours upon hours of gathering resources, then that's cool
- to build something
but if someone wants to skip all that and get to the building part, then that's cool too
I suppose that's all fair.
obviously, these statements are super dependent on the gamemode the server is
Was just watching one of them stream in a discord call and he showed me that I did a dumb.
I forgot to include "diamond_ore" and "emerald_ore" into paper's anti-xray when I rewrote it. Fixed that during the call.
He showed me a part of his client though that did concern me a bit
it's a survival server
right, yeah
i mean, if you're having fun playing the cat-n-mouse game, keep it going
there's a function that allows them to remove anything in a 5x5 area that's not ore
though if it's just a burden on you, i say just let em
but it just bogs the shit out of the server
yeah that is annoying
pretty sure something like NCP would catch that easily
if they're maliciously trying to break the server that's another issue
in those cases i would hit em with the 
They're not using it to break anything. They love seeing numbers go up and that is a hell of a fast way to level up mcMMO abilities
oh
gm bois
howdy snipa
but without dumping $$ into new hardware, it is inadvertently hurting the server
you could always compromise
"hey, it's alright if you're cheating, but could you try to limit your use of hacks that lag the server?"
What is this? r/dnd?
Just talk to my players? Like we're all people? Are you insane?


"hey, it's alright if you're cheating, but could you try to limit your use of hacks that lag the server?"
this works xD
broccowi 
cos i've tried it kek
am i doing it right
bluely 
You can restrict unauthorized logins on things like ssh and whatnot through rate limiting. X failed attempts in Y time, and you're booted.
Is there "perform X actions in Y time and you're kicked from the server?"
Sorta like "moved too fast" but for block breaks?
pretty sure something like NCP would catch that easily
@limpid comet
lemme find the updated ncp fork
oh nvm
looks like it's still updatde
you'll need to do some configurating based on what you do/don't want
and anticheats can have a negative effect on performance themselves
cool cool.
I will say one thing: hacks have come a long way since I was last a server admin/owner.
indeed, it's an endless arms race
back in MC beta I feel like it was way easier to keep things kosher
it was also a far smaller game back then too
less people interested in being better than everyone else, more people interested in just playing minecraft
though i've kinda come to accept it; one of my gamemodes allows hacks
well, will
not released yet
but it's a competitive UHC/anarchy kinda deal, people will hack anyways, so i might as well just let it be
I did learn today that /socialspy from EssentialsX notifies the player when they're being spied upon.....
so I gotta figure out how to disable that notif
people
nah broccypoo it's only anarchy in spirit
ALL the people
a lot of the basegame has been changed
people that join my support discord and then dm me mainly

i say anarchy, i mean "grief/hack/steal/whatever its cool bro"
that does not sound very wholesome
but there will be a little cornucopia-style safe zone @ 0,0
yeah, i'd rather put all the unwholesome people in that game, and keep all the wholesome people in bonk >:)
I'd love to do like super overdone Rust gamemode for minecraft but
I do not have the time nor the patience
How ppl are joining for support
looks about right
if you've got any ideas for that you want to see in minecraft, let me know
yes rust
just, rust
well dear lord i won't have the patience for that either
well, if there's anything specific from rust you want to see in minecraft
mainly the raiding system but i dont think it would make sense if the rest wasn't in
yeah
explosives are really hard to make and give the walls hitpoints
like wooden walls are 16 tnt etc
iirc raiding system = protect ur shit with cabinets or whatever and each building component has a durability?
there are playerstones but they can be taken over by other players that right click them
yeah

yeah i kinda wanna take the approach of extending minecraft's core concepts into other things
i.e. i want to add more armour sets
i think it would get a lot of reddit internet points but probably not a whole lot of players
i'll just make it really inperformant and sloppy version and only release a video

typing
need laser beams
needs more ak
lightsabers

Needs more memory safety
pff multi-core support?..! o.0
yeah
what about stackable armors? when stacked it changes in design/color and other properties
i'm thinking what i'm gonna do is take leather armour, dye em gray, and add some different modifiers
all we need, is hide armor, bone armor, roadsign armor, metal armor and full metal armored
so maybe some stone modifier which would increase resistance to fire/lava
idk that's a shit example but that's what im thinking
frog armor 
similar to tinker's construct without the making your own shit idea
chain armor while in chest slot, then you put a daimond armor in the chest slot and now it becomes a diamond chain armor chest
minecraft explodes

fairly certain that was outlawed in the geneva convention, ezenity
yeah i kinda wanna add more to the basegame
maybe some new bow/arrow variants
i know : )
well, it will be well advertised that it's not vanilla
Semi-vanilla
the network's goal is to introduce unique ideas
(obviously that idea is well overdone, but i'm gonna try to put our own spins on stuff)
wtf bro in this highly competitive 20 tick rate server i will NOT allow u to change the bow mechanics 😠 😠
very neat barty
unplug the fan
vouch
yeah, i plan to have some gamemode at some point which requires a resource pack to play so we can do epic things
indeed, hopefully down the line we'll be able to hire a texture designer and a modeller or something
thank you barty <3
i'll let you know if i come up with anything cool
@unreal quarry what was that program you showed me to create those custom items?
blockbench
it was like a incubator
notepad
cubik, too. but blockbench is better
I guess that is the program, can't remember. But it was very useful
Oh no the custom item I was making was called an incubator
from another game
yeah i got my friend to try out blockbench but that was for some unreal engine stuff
i forget what his verdict was
Well the app I sued I can say it is well rounded
slump?

though the dev server has had some good action here and there since bonk
speaking of
is replaymod fabric or forge
that's an incredibly easy to google quesiton, ignore me
omg it's fabric, incredible

I am looking for a person that can do a server for me cause I don't know any of this
The home of Spigot a high performance, no lag customized CraftBukkit Minecraft server API, and BungeeCord, the cloud server proxy.
sorry discord was being a dick
What that for
hiring/recruiting people to make a server for you
Ok I will check it out thxs
unless you just want help with setting it up, in that case there's a lot of knowledgeable people here
but i don't think you'll find anyone who will set up the server themselves
(for free, that is)
I will find a way
i mean, what kind of server are you looking to start?
Idk I am totally new but bedrock edition
if it's just a simple survival server or something like that, there's easy guides to follow and if you're co-
oh
wrong place
Survival
paper is for java edition
Oof
i have absolutely no experience with bedrock, but this article might help you
from my quick skim of the page, if you're just looking to start a survival server, that should be most of your questions covered
Ok thxs
np
minecraft also has an official discord, you might find people to help with that there
though i'm not in it and i have no clue if they offer help with bedrock server setup there
Is anyone going to play the new assassin creed? Will I be able to play at midnight? Got the game for free buying a new CPU lol
i have some friends playing it, they say it's very good
strawberries
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https://timings.aikar.co/?id=9e57de6e1bb94d259c623176cf183569
hello need help it keeps on saying like this since this week I can't get to check on my timings 😦
Aikar's Timings Viewer - View Timings v2 reports from Paper and Sponge
it says It looks like the Timings you were trying to load does not exists anymore!
Timings are only stored for 30 days after access, but this this looking to be increased. If this is a recent timings, then please recheck the URL given in your console.
reduce the timings history in paper.yml
oh okay thanks 🙂
from what number should I set this to? history-interval: 300
history-length: 3600
it's in seconds
The issue is that you're basically upsetting the timings server with the amount of data you're sending
reducing the history length, or increasing the interval, is basically what will help reduce the amount of data iirc
Well, I'm not 100% sure how much increasing the interval saves, nor do you reaaaaaaalllly wanna increase that
Try and see lol
because I really don't undersstand how this works haha
anyways thanks I'll just try it out
everyone
i've won 4 chess games in a row on chess.com
feels nice :=)
that being said my rating is like 300
but still
bluely gambit
the bluely gambit is "gonna just take this with my queen and hope they don't notice their rook can take my queen"
this one felt good
The algo is almost always the same
Trueskill for example is still elo to me
Or call it mmr if that makes it feel more scientific
I wish league would expose mmr
oh i think rapid rating is just their algo for their "rapid games" (queueing into a random game 10 min, i guess)
i wish many games would
The whole league system is so unnessasary and confusing
Especially with promotional games
oh yeah i guess league especially
i was thinking more cs since that's what i'm familiar with, though i believe that's a fairly linear ranking system
What do you loose or earn in CS?
but i will forever be trapped in silver 1 elo hell :(
https://i.imgur.com/Mdx1UIT.png
skill group
That's worse than league then, lol
They hide everything and only expose mmr as skill group, without being able to see the change your estimate your standard deviation
we don't know how it works; other than guesses (i think the popular theory is that what matters is: your rank, your teammates ranks, and your opponents ranks)
yeah
i wish we could download like a csv or something of our rating
Elo in team games is mostly calculated by team a rank avg and team b rank avg
yeah
That gives you the win probability
And you can then use that for individual mmr gain/losses based on your current standard deviation
seems like you know your stuff
you have experience in the ranking algorithm sector?
And in league that's kinda visualized in LP, league points, which shows your progress I guess
I read a really good paper about true skill before
The algo xbl uses iirc
i didn't know there was an xbox ranking system
(i don't own an xbox or use any of the xbox services, so no surprise :p)
It's what's msft games use
Found the article
Summary: I describe how the TrueSkill algorithm works using concepts you’re already familiar with. TrueSkill is used on Xbox Live to rank and match players a...
Can recommend ^
That explains elo systems really well
And excludes math
That's a second post
Which is a plus :P
Trueskills is basically an extended elo system because it tracks more factors, not just the elo
And can thus better react
If you suddenly become better, you will climb faster with trueskill than with the classic elo system chess uses
But yeah, can recommend
interesting
i will definitely give these a read, thanks for linking the article
esp. since i'm going to need to implement some form of matchmaking at some point
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oh goodness billy
@unreal quarry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY
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lets see, how many ppl can we cram into one skype room before either skype or vpn dies?
Imagine using Skype in 2020
its big enough that skype hides the member list
this is obviously not normal skype
its skype for business, thats entirely different
Imagine using Skype for Business in 2020
only the shitty UI is the same
and yes, I wanna go to teams to, but hur dur we just moved to skype
we will move to teams rather soonish
but then again I never used lync/skype for business so idk how well it works
first we gotta move all employees into azure ad
its fine
of course company managed to make it worse, by disabling chat and call history
we at 201 now, no stuttering and anything
Worst thing about teams I've had is that if you reuse the same meeting room with a recurring event, text chat becomes unbearably slow
But then again I use it for uni, idk how much that would matter if you used teams for work
we fixed that by disabling chat history I guess 😂
issue is that skype is capped by 250 iirc
which is meh for meetings like this, since whole (IT) company is in this meeting
so they split it in multiple timeslots
(works council präsentation)
s/ä/e/
Correction, <MiniDigger> (works council presentation)
heh, a minute of silence when everybody is muted anyways is rather interesting
ok, skype powerpoint animations are lagging hard
I've had far too many lecturers try and play videos over the screen share
It never works well
We are as real as bots can be
weird that there is a user called not my fault as well
lol
NMF 😔
proxi 🥺
who even is that lmao
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forgot that i am not suppposed to do that
google "irc chat"
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gosh that wrong pfp is so confusing
Z dun know how to pro gram
Gram er.
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@quasi valley you fix the bot 🥺
@viral hornet how's spidercountry today
cold 😂
sunny
I want it to be winter again :DDDD
not here tho


He can't handle the heat
Its like 34˚C here in India and in summer it gets past 40˚C. I'd much rather have winter than anything else. Not that it gets any cooler. Still a sweaty 29˚C or so.
yikes
When you're forced to install macos on your system cuz all classes are suspended and you cant go to the computer lab 
why would you need macos for class?
Why are you bot
does the emulator work?
You don't need to test, if you know it works. 
if you know me you'd know nothing i ever make works on the first try
Expected.
You don't need to test, if you know it works.
@ashen cliff lol
I wanna know one thing, does the world generation and lighting are multithreaded?
I wanna know one think, does the world generation and lighting are multithreaded?
@compact pulsar how ik world generation have multithreading
about lighting idk
In 1.13 the world generation was remade and 1.14 the lighting engine
It is.
Both are multithreaded? Hmm. I wanna know how Mojang killed the performance if both are now multithreaded lol
because the main loop is still single threaded
bruh moment
How did you manage that?
That's impressive
Uninstall minecraft world to be able to install macos
struggles of a student
?? maybe give me a disk then smh
you need to partition disks before that
yeah i figured, fun thing is, once you're in the installation you cant get out
without restarting
which takes like 5 minutes
didnt let me
unlucky
very
macos installer is kind of meant for dumbusers
so that you'll buy macos with the hardware it's meant to run on
:^)
if not, then good luck
i had to patch vmware to even be able to run it
My overworld itself is 64gb 🙃
that's cute sized
It is
Shittier when you want a lasting map and the most common ssd size is 512gb
74% full 😱
just slap a worldborder on your world
give it a name to erase it
ded pick apfs
ur FAT
ur fat
wtf shut up
Bully
But, yea, modern macOS requires APFS these days
just slap a worldborder on your world
if players start bitching then make it even smaller so they'll learn to listen to you hard way by dying
I guess the installer might auto convert, but 🤷♂️
Lol
it won't
*resize the worldborder every time someone says "worldborder too small" in chat
I got a 50k worldborder on rn not everything is explored yet either
Make the worldborder start at 500x500 and then let it grow by 1 block every 24h
shrink*
Just ban people so they cant complain about the size
Play skyblock?
add regex matching for chat
Lol
god i really need to grow up
if (/.* too small/.test(event.message)) event.player.ban("no u")
That's some beautiful Java
wait i have something better
Can u translate it to skript 
step 1) grab a hammer and hit self in the head
event message matches "pattern"
ban player with reason "no u"
Or something idk
step 2) Now you have the brain capacity of an average skripter
(on org.bukkit.event.player.AsyncPlayerChatEvent {:priority :monitor :ignore-cancelled true} #(if (re-matches #".* too small" (.getMessage %1)) (.ban (.getPlayer %1) "no u")))
hai
Got lost on instructions I couldn't find the jar to open
What a weird place to store paper
You people are silly
its to keep dum dums out of the cookie jar
skript 
skript 
how am i at 94% if i'm only using 4gb lmao, i have 16 
are system process not counted in this?

wat, 4gb of ram?
I don't think system processes are counted in the user tab
Did u check the bathroom
yeah i saw you in the toilet after i was done shitting
this is stupid
20% 3.2GB/16Gb
it seems to include system processes in the calculation in the user tab
(as it's the same in the normal process tab)
yeah, but whats all the other stuff then?
go to the process tab
(or use the resource monitor instead of the task manager, apparently the task manager doesn't show everything either)
its like it says on the user tab
I have 3.4GB for "standby" 
yeah apparently theres a whole bunch of other "users"
lol
why would you have other users? Oo
oh so standby is just cached memory that can be released

also different users
just use your PC like a normal gamer smh
Lol
not like i made those dude
Time to buy more ram
but yeah this does eventually add up to 16gb
That’s too close to comfort 97% utilization lol
been wanting to upgrade to 32gb for a while ¯_(ツ)_/¯
but i need to replace all my ram then, cuz i bought them in the shortage and they only had 4gb sticks
so i have 4x4gb lul
Oh rip
but need money for that
Man this holiday is gonna be wack with people traveling and shit
Government: dont leave your house
Also government: you can travel tho
go to work!
My roommates: Tested positive
One of my roommates: The day I'm off the isolation I'm going home where there's 2 people 90+, without checking if I'm clean
aaaaaaaaa
i can't go down for 18 daysss
guess you'll be seeing a lot more of me here ;-;
does anyone know where i can find macos vmdk/iso torrents? I'm downloading through media fire rn but its gonna take 9 hours lol
the bay of the pirates?
couldn't find any there, maybe its fucked again
aren't all of the recent versions freely downloadable with a tool
well i just need to run it in a vm, so yes
Well, yea, but, you don't get iso files
guess i'll just wait then lol
ye
yeah those are also download limited
thats why i wanted a torrent
i'll just let the one download i have then 
2h left
media fire, but i downloaded an older version from google drive
and it also took forever
maybe its just my internet lol
It's fast, sometimes
slow as balls other times
for "small" files it's generally good
I think it's the larger files where it just generally poops itself
maybe they're just stored in the back of the warehouse or something
i think it depends on quota or something
like if you have large files that get downloaded a lot you get ratelimited
lol
the IBM robot 👀
Yea lets not share VM disks here, thanks
Kash's pirate level = canada/10
i dont suppose thats illegal tho?
no, but it probably violates https://discord.com/terms
violate the contractual, personal, intellectual property or other rights of any party including using, uploading, transmitting, distributing, or otherwise making available any information made available through the Service in any manner that infringes any copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, or other right of any party (including rights of privacy or publicity);
at best it's a legal grey area
Lmao
well if you get a mac you need to run a windows vm 95% of the time
now you gotta run mac 5% of the time
If your college requires a macOS install, they should be providing it to you somehow
run a windows vm
not making you do it yourself
WAT?
VMs are ass
well everything in college is based on windows, except or IOS class
if your aim is for gaming, etc, you don't wanna be using VMs
It was fun the other day
well we have macs at school but yeah lockdown
so we cant go there
¯_(ツ)_/¯
so they're like "figure it out, good luck"
Go and take one home 
I RDP'd from desktop to laptop, which was RDP'd into a VM host, which had a session connected a guest VM desktop
:p
how often did it crash?
yikes
RDP is actually kinda okay
and remote
vmware locally already lags too much for me xD
install beamoff, I think it was
even a vm on a macOS host fucking sucks ass without beamoff
everything else tries to be like RDP
bloop
well by the end of the class i'll be able to boot into macos lol
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what no
uwu
smh spammers

throws a pillow at @vernal moth
Ouch
throws beer at @vernal moth
soon tho
22 minutes left
if you drink before 4pm you're an alcoholic
it's always 4pm somewhere
Yes, unless tomorrow
as my buddy mini would say
nono cat, thats not how that works
Since tomorrow is 11/11
Man 11/11 on covid :/
I think this is the first year in a decade I'll not be drunk at 10 on 11/11
(for the plebs, start of carnival season at 11:11 on 11/11)

carnival :puke:
Whole city has a ban on alcohol tomorrow
finally a good decision tbh
you got parties going tomorrow in belgium?
I would totally come over, lmao
yesterday they shut down a bar here where there was a party, when police came, they shut down the lights, closed the blinds and pretended to sleep 😂
lol
easy: just drink at home alone like one alwys does
👀
thats current plan, meet up in small groups and use discord or zoom or whatever
also I don't get why people always need to party or socialize...
I mean humans mostly suck, lol
I need ppl around me, not all the time, not every day, but if I don't see anybody in days am feeling psychically an physically sick
laughs in always feeling psychically sick
2 weeks later
Paper Discord Server opens applications for Server Therapist
Issue exterminator as we call them.
server what now
isnt that was triage is
@vernal moth get an SO that lives with you, then always someone around lol
I dont think ive ever lived alone in my entire life
Or watch some scary stuff, never feel alone again.
lmao
because idiots can't socially distance
they don't go out and drink
see, my last relationship failed because I was getting annoyed by her wanting to be around be every second and not giving me space and stuff
oh also it's 11.11. tomorrow
so thats the other extrema
start of carnival season so usually people just party
but yeah, I need to find a new relationship, but dating is hard currently, lol
yeah too clingy can be bad lol.
bars and restaurants are closed
with "banning" I mean they don't sell anywhere and you can't consume in public
how is that dangerous? lmao
for that day
they arent banning aclhohol from stores you take home are they? or are they doing that too to try to kill personal parties?
yeah, just 11/11, beginning of carnival season, normally the whole city would be drunk then, lol
whats 1 day going to do lol
well, I guess carnival is hard to understand, lol
and whats to stop people from doing it the next day instead?
the next day is not 11-11
tradition, no reason to
its just to prevent huge gatherings
that's like asking "why not celebrate 4th of july on the 5th?!?"
they will fail anyways, but its a good try
no, they would celebrate ont he 4th anyways
no
I avoid the french, am german after all
runs
👀
You don't need to avoid the french
They'll run away from you
Just, be warned that the flag might be brown instead of white
I mean, its drastic, but also fair
if you let that melting pod loose and let them go back into every little town, thats a huge spreading
considering many ppl in our age are asymptomatic
In Austria they decided stores should close at 19:00 so that people are home before curfew
The response of the companies:
"Well if you say we have to do that okay, we just don't get why, since reducing store times means people can't be spread out that much"
I mean, at least most of them wore masks 👀
the austrian government seems pretty insane/dumb lol
We have a curfew rn between 20 and 6
pretty sure in Germany the did the opposite (at least on the first full lockdown): allow all stores to be open all the week (even on sundays)
Should keep stores open on Sundays after corona as well. It's always so weird travelling to/through Germany and stores not being open on Sunday.
Now we on what ppl call lockdown light for 4 weeks
Should keep stores open on Sundays after corona as well. It's always so weird travelling to/through Germany and stores not being open on Sunday.
@wide chasm no chance. Unions will destroy you
😦
we also had 0 restrictions till last week xD and you can see it pretty well
Here all stores are open on Sundays
yeah, keeping all the stuff open on sunday would be pretty annoying
I don't mind that really
At least now Sunday is the day where you know everbody is available
Oh man, I miss that
That's still the case here even with all stores open on Sundays
We used to make big ban releases, would get 300 euro for those, 3 hours or so working in Saturday, rest of weekend till Monday on call
Bang
Now I do releases while having lunch, lol
Wish stores would keep up on sundays even outside of the pandemic
*proper stores
I don't want to go to the gas station anymore lol
around here we usually have one or two discounters inside a train station which is open 24/7
web development course progress uwu
I'll try to remember that whenever I'm in Germany and need food on a Sunday
Yeah, I'm living more on the countryside. Things are locking up early over here
Belgians: ITS JUST A FLUE, ITS JUST PROPAGANDA FROM THE POLITICIANS
me: 
they're dum
"herd immunity" yeh gl with that if it keeps mutating
yeah thats their reasoning "its not worse than the flu"
god I hate how the term "herd immunity" is used nowadays... as if you could achieve that without vaccines for every virus
Just take all viruses and give them to everyone ez /s
barty?
denmark, yes
what happened to the pfp XD
did they kill them all yet?
They are currently killing them iirc
Does the mink fur go to waste? 😛
can't really find an update on that :S
xbox comes today 😄
I mean apparently its not too bad if it mutates but ¯_(ツ)_/¯ https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-pandemic-06-12-20-intl/h_ba93bdf9d0c40ffa87d3d1f71e0314d8
i put a sign up on my door for fedex to ring the fucking door bell
they stopped during covid
everybody is home anyways
i guess to stop disturbing dogs as much
Don't they toss the parcel in front of your door and some weirdo people steal it then?
here they ring but leave at the door, but have to watch you take it
yeah thats why i want them to ring lol, but i havent had anything stolen thankfully
some even have to take a picture of you with the package, but without your face
how they gonna watch you take it if noones home lol
people here don't want to put it down but shove it into you -.-
👀
They take the package with them if you aren't home (at least here)
i dunno if microsofthas signature required on them, i have a fedex account to auto release signature
Over here they just drop it at some spot you told them
but what about people who work and are never home?
and no, they don't wear masks. welcome to saxony where every fourth person is a right wing, corono denying nut -.-
I'd be very surprised if you work 24/7
shipping here is standard to elave it unless its signature required
what if your house is in their morning/mid day route?
i doubt they gonna change their route for one houses work schedule
i guess, they do that for EVERY package?
I'd rather they just leave the package at my door instead of having to schedule it for a specific day.
You can usually also pick a time slot for your package, so you don't always get stuff in the morning.
i cant see them doing that for normal shipments
They do this for every package
signature required yeah
They could leave packages at the neighbour, but I doubt they do that with corona
they still do so
You do end up with some people living in bad neighborhoods getting packages stolen, of course 😛
Porch pirates suck
oh man that would be horrible, i dont wanna talk to that lady anymore than I have to
lol
You can opt-out of it if you want
my neighbor forced me to redo my fence, so fun 5000$ bill I wasnt planning for
How did they force you?
HOA? lol
maybe
the previous owners of my house installed a fence that connected to her fence, so i shared an edge
that means part of mine went slightly into her yard to connect
and 10+ years later, its now a big deal to her
🤦
Those kind of neighbors
so yeah i had to replace it before she went and filed legal action
Here, if they can't give it to you and tried twice or so, you gotta pick it up in the nearest shop
oof
At least you didn't have to cut your house in half https://www.times-gazette.com/news/20191027/land-dispute-leads-to-split-building-in-ruggles-township
RUGGLES TWP. — A lone wall, about three feet deep, stands on a private property in Ruggles Township. The township is in the process of tearing down the rest of the building, which is located on the site of the Ruggles Town Hall at U.S. Route 224 and state Route 60. In the me...
Or how about the dual properties that got foreclosed on and bought by 2 separate banks... Fence right over the pool and through the garage to separate them lol https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/orange-county/os-ne-wadeview-fence-garage-20190628-qv6wjx7vk5ev3ek2rwlumvrogi-story.html?outputType=amp
The unusual sight of a black metal fence passing through a garage and over a swimming pool symbolizes a bitter property-line dispute near Boone High School.The 4-year tiff between a company backed by Bags Inc. founder Craig Mateer and financial giant Deutsche Bank is at a stal...
Gdpr strikes again, eh?
consoles
powerful gaming system thats much cheaper than a PC
Xbox launches today, right?
That doesn't count it you got an PC anyways aikar
If only I could buy one. 



