Belgium is now #1 in covid cases 
#general
worn ember
upper flicker
gg
cunning raft
so uhh
upper flicker
as long as their beer is still safe
worn ember
its all replaced with corona
upper flicker
lol
limber knotBOT
so yeah this is a big hack to make up for the fact that server admins are shitty
austere ivy
made you an embassy for the world domination thing 
woven otter
disgusting
visual egret
wait does killing the enderdragon ged blocked
austere ivy
you know, for how much I talk about Minecraft I forgot I really never play it that often
worn ember
i think we should still go for herd immunity, at this rate everyone will get it anyway
upper flicker
so yeah this is a big hack to make up for the fact that server admins are shitty
sort of sums up the history of the mc community tbh
austere ivy
it's actually quite nice
limber knotBOT
yeah ok fair lol
austere ivy
thanks @cunning raft lol
limber knotBOT
instead, i'd like to propose a mojang hit team
cunning raft
well thank z lmao
worn ember
paper is a hack built ontop of another hack built ontop of another hack
limber knotBOT
to take out community members they don't like
o.o
going to hide in irc then, safer here
worn ember
thats were all the people are that have something to hide tho
austere ivy
ah
cunning raft
nor is it a debate
limber knotBOT
all that is stripped long before it gets to you
worn ember
what does the second u even stand for?
visual egret
i just killed the ender dragon does it show
worn ember
Unique Unique Id?
cunning raft
universal unique id
worn ember
Ultra Unique Id
austere ivy
might've done it a bit too slow
limber knotBOT
the first u is universal
austere ivy
brocc would you like an office?
visual egret
or XUID microsoft lol
limber knotBOT
sparkling UUID
worn ember
GUID is MS too
limber knotBOT
or is UUID sparkling GUID
visual egret
GUID is MS too
@worn ember yeah ik
limber knotBOT
GUID is diet UUID
worn ember
wtf wtf
limber knotBOT
<3 broc
waxen panther
❤️
worn ember
i think you meant to write xml
waxen panther
no
limber knotBOT
brocc just mad
waxen panther
idiots, especially ded, except zml
austere ivy
it's a bit cramped but it's functional :)
austere ivy
good point
limber knotBOT
brocc is smol boi
worn ember
how many heads does a broccoli have?
waxen panther
i am 5'11 thank you
austere ivy
anyone else want any embassys on the official 1.16.4r1 test server that will soon be absolutely incinerated?
limber knotBOT
make taco art
worn ember
get rekt
limber knotBOT
wat
waxen panther
Wtf
worn ember
well you make it do an IQ test ZML? thats probably why their score is so bad
waxen panther
Moderators I’m being bullied by someone that couldn’t figure out configurate
I demand punishments
worn ember
couldn't?
limber knotBOT
how do you not figure out configurate
worn ember
i still havent
waxen panther
😆
worn ember
waxen panther
even a watercress could figure out configurate
worn ember
i'm sure a radish could figure it out faster than you
waxen panther
at least i can figure it out
worn ember
1v1 me in 1.8
worn ember
ok, buy me rust
waxen panther
ok send me $20 on paypal
worn ember
ok get me a paypal account with $20
waxen panther
im all out
worn ember
i just paid 37euro on half a year of dota+
slim nymph
vegetables do got some damn smarts, very defensive.
worn ember
oh nvm it was 20
waxen panther
i am extremely offensive too 
worn ember
so thats why they get offended so easily
waxen panther
this is a comedic statement and this does not represent the ideals of broccolai™️
says u ded
worn ember
the only thing that triggers me is simple getting triggered over everything i say 
potent fossil
my comment last night was a joke you fuck
waxen panther
simple is cute though
worn ember
potent fossil
@waxen panther no u
waxen panther
no us 
potent fossil
🥺
potent fossil
potent fossil
worn ember
whats been done cannot be reverted
austere ivy
@upper flicker I finished it
brocc your embassy is gettin a bit overshadowed by the gigantic taco above it
austere ivy
I completely stole the art from google lol
waxen panther
unreal
visual egret
look to the right of that picture lol
waxen panther
vegetables over shadowed once again
austere ivy
brocc do you want me to like
visual egret
me
upper flicker
am grant you dark purple name for your excellent work stealing
waxen panther
WTF
upper flicker
minecraft taco art contest is the only way to get old prune
upper flicker
waxen panther
nothing sus here
zealous wedge
send your taco selfies
upper flicker
seems pretty sus
waxen panther
austere ivy
any opinions on what color the Central Embassy Beacon® should be?
zealous wedge
purple
waxen panther
purple
austere ivy
I think kash would approve lol
visual egret
anyone else want an ebassy?
austere ivy
👌
slim nymph
why did you turn on debug profiling, that alone hurts TPS
visual egret
5 seconds
limpid comet
what the hell is a debug profiling
austere ivy
vanilla's inferior version of Aikar's timingsv2 
slim nymph
@solemn hull the "he/they" question in #paper-help is off topic for that channel, but they are saying they do not mind either pronoun, though IMO they is redundant since that is a genderless pronoun anyways
limpid comet
wow nice name
congrats on being an old prune
also how do you enable this debug profiler i had no clue it was a thing
slim nymph
vanilla debugger is like timings, just not as much consideration to performance and its TOO detailed
limpid comet
just outta curiosity
slim nymph
we strike a balance with how much detail timings has to minimize performance impact
the /debug command
limpid comet
oh, makes sense, i override that
potent fossil
why the fucc is brian an old prune
limpid comet
simp the new crowd is encroaching on your old prune territory
slim nymph
until like 1.13, the vanilla debug profiler was forcefully removed from CraftBukkit
potent fossil
he is a young prune
limpid comet
ah
potent fossil
if he is indeed an old prune, then i am an ancient prune
limpid comet
that's why i didn't know it was a thing
slim nymph
it was reintroduced in 1.13 under a jvm flag
limpid comet
thanks for the fun fact, aikar
austere ivy
new
slim nymph
but mojang has improved it using null instances in current versions so it has no impact when turned off
no op instances*
limpid comet
well
i use aikar for general tps things and spark to profile my own plugins to see where lag is coming from
spark is a 
slim nymph
thats roughly what your suppose to do, spark is useless to the common user. spark is designed for people who can do something about a problem at a code level
slim nymph
timings is designed for high level knowing an AREA of a problem "Skeletons are high tick, might be a farm"
unreal quarry
tbf, it only takes 2 braincells to read a spark report
limpid comet
yeah, super useful there too. though luckily my servers are very non-laggy since they're tailored to one type of thing (lobby, pvp, minigames, etc)
slim nymph
vanilla profiler is kind of like a mixture of both is the issue
waxen panther
two more than the average minecraft server owner
limpid comet
^
slim nymph
@unreal quarry if you know code, sure, but most end users dont
spark is alien to a non programmer
austere ivy
I left but I'm leaving the server up incase anyone wants to mess around on there or something
visual egret
nice
next wind
hAhA fuNy NUmbEr
waxen panther
comedy moment
visual egret
i know im so funny and original
slim nymph
are we pretending the 1 isnt there and seeing 69? im confused
unreal quarry
spark is alien to a non programmer
@slim nymph thats what I mean. its super easy to teach them. i've always been a big supporter of teaching regular people how to read stack traces and stuff like this. it's not just "big scary walls of text" that their minds eye blurs.. It can be very useful to them, if they just take the 2 seconds to actually look past the big block of text to realize its plain english.
IE, your example of skeletons taking too much tick time would be easy to spot in a spark report as a high % under EntitySkeletonAbstract or whatever. Thats where those extra 2 braincells come into play, to decypher and understand EntitySkeletonAbstract is a skeleton. ^_^
potent fossil
make an easy to understand video for it
slim nymph
well, if they are willing to learn yes
potent fossil
rather than arguing for it
slim nymph
many of them arent lol
unreal quarry
many of them arent lol
/shrug @slim nymph thats called willful ignorance, and thats on them
limber knotBOT
imagine being able to read timings smh
limpid comet
timings give you all the info you need if you're just a server owner trying to diagnose lag at a higher level
visual egret
could not relate... sadly
upper flicker
wait until he finds out how few people have any interest in knowing details like that
about... anything
limber knotBOT
imagine knowing what tps are
unreal quarry
oh i know how willfully ignorant people are. i see it all the time with people that cant even read a timings report
lol
i'm not ignorant of that fact ^_^
limber knotBOT
"blocks vanish when I place them, I guess I have to buy more ram"
slim nymph
spark requires also knowing to dissect what parts under skeleton are causing it. like is it 50% skeleton then 35% of it is a plugins event reacting to skeletons shooting bows?
or is that plugin only 2% and you need to ignore it and go back up higher and find the best representation of the overall lag to deduce is it a specific function, or just total combined just adds up to too much due to count of skeletons
theres a lot of deduction that has to occur
unreal quarry
theres a lot of deduction that has to occur
@slim nymph Exactly. Which must be learned at some level. Be it you're a dev or a simple server owner. You get out what you put in
golden gust
The issue with stuff like spark is sampler bias
limpid comet
but then i realized i just needed to use my brain 
slim nymph
yeah that too, lot of false positives in samplers ;/
"spark says timing is using 10% of my lag, i need to turn it off!"
almost rather NOT encourage end users to try to read it lol
unreal quarry
speaking of false positives in samplers, my favorite one is where timings shows a random entity is lagging the server when its something else (usually in oversleep)
golden gust
We've had people asking about stuff like isAlive calls
visual egret
quasi valley
golden gust
Samplers like spark also heavily have issues akin to timings v1, where the nature of averaging can easily throw off the hit from misnomers
waxen panther
NEW EMOTE
grand pewter
people have varying levels of sophistication when it comes to reading timings and such, i think the best policy to go with is just correct people when they're wrong, although the one thing that sucks is if the person is too stubborn lol
limpid comet
although the one thing that sucks is if the person is too stubborn lol
welcome to the minecraft community
golden gust
e.g. you have a method call which takes sub-millis, but something hits a "oh shit" clause and goes and does some extra work, that won't show up in spark
slim nymph
s/minecraft community/life
waxen panther
slim nymph
um, dont /giphy large hands to counter those small hands....
thats uh NSFW
why is giphy filled with so much nsfw results lol ; ;
waxen panther
grand pewter
default gif finder in discord is tenor for me
unreal quarry
e.g. you have a method call which takes sub-millis, but something hits a "oh shit" clause and goes and does some extra work, that won't show up in spark
@golden gust you make it sound like spark is bad and should never be used.. both timings and spark should be used. preferably even a 3rd report from a real profiler (yourkit/visualvm/etc) would help. its always better to have multiple perspectives/opinions/reports. whats that saying, meassure twice, cut once.
golden gust
I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying that it's prone to providing bad info, which to your average layman, is not going to work out well
golden gust
You really need to use a proper sampler to be able to dig into stuff, and even then you're still gonna be suffering from that bias, but, at least you can drill down data a bit better to try and pull out the noise
Worth noting that with those tools, you're more than likely sampling vs profiling, as profilers are far too heavy for mc
unreal quarry
you just need to have more faith in people, cat. yes everyone acts like dum-dums, but you know deep down every single person is cabable of anything if they put their mind to it. if they dont want to, then thats on them and there is zero obligation to assist that type of behavior/person
thats all i'm saying
slim nymph
the whole conversation was around who each tool was designed for. timings is gonna provide better baseline data to the common user that is limited to better topics they can act on. spark is designed for people who want to dive deeper, and want to say "no i dont want to reduce skeletons, i want to find what skeletons are doing to optimize that scenario"
if the end user is wanting the latter, then yeah spark is better suited for them. but spark is also a proactive investigation where as timings allows reactive investigation. so you can always use both.
unreal quarry
thats all i'm saying, aikar ^_^ you didnt say that at first, which is why i spoke up
slim nymph
i didnt imply othewise lol, you just interpreted it that way ;P
golden gust
Yea, I'm basically on par with aikar
For a general, "why's my server lagging", spark is generally meh due to those biases, which is generally why debugging server issues where spark is involved, we often need foresight into what the issue is, either through previous knowledge, or from a timings report
unreal quarry
i didnt imply othewise lol, you just interpreted it that way ;P
@slim nymph maybe. I've been around a lot of "elitists" lately and its kinda got me on edge about how easily people put down others without realizing it. "common users [cant use spark]" kinda hit me wrong i guess
worn ember
i mean, people ask me why their plugin dont work when the first line of the stacktrace literally says "missing dependency x"
so i lost all hope
slim nymph
i still stand by that, you take your standard user who knows nothing on these topics and give them spark, they wont know how to read it, they wont know to ignore java.util.Stream stuff, or what "method a calls method b1 calls method c2" means.
Once people start actually wanting and learning these concepts, they are breaking away from common user label
and its good for them to do it, not saying people shouldnt, but most arent / dont want to
wide chasm
Pro tip: don't show stacktraces even in exceptional cases. Server owners will literally just grab a stacktrace and throw it at you without reading. Give a warning instead: half of them don't figure out that it's there and the other half actually read it.
slim nymph
they want answers spoon fed to them
worn ember
i mean its not really a bad thing, its just reality
austere ivy
Do you log the stacktraces somewhere, stef?
wide chasm
No
unreal quarry
i think thats where we differ here. to me a "common user" (your term, not mine) would be the "end user" which is a player. server owners are a step up from that and should be (and are) very capable of using the tools like spark to diagnose issues that may arise during their career as a server owner
upper flicker
most server owners are by default not capable of that
golden gust
We're in the server market, we don't care about players
slim nymph
im isolating context to people involved in running servers
wide chasm
I give a warning, nothing more. Of course bugs don't have a specific handled case, so those do get a stacktrace, but then it's fine if they throw the stacktrace at me.
upper flicker
and by not capable, I more mean not interested
as will most 'users' in general of 'software'
if your world view is that those who arent interested do not deserve support/time/whatever, that's fine
but it will not get you very far
slim nymph
like my wife has ran a private server for her and her friends before. she would give a giant NOPE on trying to debug problems herself. many peple just want to leave it to the experts to help them. and thats fine for a base level.
austere ivy
@wide chasm so just log some easily understandable message to console?
wide chasm
Yes
austere ivy
gotcha.
upper flicker
You'll find similar layers of abstraction in many other fields
most people dont care how their car works
most people dont care how they get their food
the same parallel exists among server owners
the majority may be, and probably is, capable, but they arent interested
they have other things they'd rather do instead
unreal quarry
i think i'm miscommunicating my thoughts here.. everyone is capable. to say they are not is a put-down. the difference is willingness. cant and wont are very different. i hate hearing people cant do this or cant do that. if they're not willing, thats one thing. say that then. doesnt sound so mean towards humanity, imho.
upper flicker
Im not going to get into a nitpick over words
perhaps they arent capable of being interested
maybe they are
its not directly relevant however
it does not change the outcome
unreal quarry
i guess things like gender pronouns are more important then ¯_(ツ)_/¯
golden gust
I can, he said he was considering shaving his beard a good while ago
upper flicker
well thats just not going to fly
limber knotBOT
@uncut oriole [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
upper flicker
clone it, patch it up, import as maven project
uncut oriole
@upper flicker dm
uncut oriole
😦
mossy vessel
kek
mossy vessel
surprised you have your dms open on here lol
peak dirge
1.8.8 
mossy vessel
I started to close them for certain servers since certain kinds of people kept moving convos in there lol
cosmic raft
?warn @uncut oriole Please be sure to follow the community guidelines - do not ping staff without a good reason.
leaden oxideBOT
Matthew#0110 has been warned. || Please be sure to follow the community guidelines - do not ping staff without a good reason.
vernal moth
Kash with the zero tolerance, heh
upper flicker
kash mean dood
vernal moth
Well, I tend to avoid communities where that happens, lol
That's why you will not find me on 1.8.8 discords 😂
cosmic raft
:3
mossy vessel
kash strictt
vernal moth
Altho I got spammed with porn on telegram once
I just put my phone into dnd until he got bored, helped me to be more productive 😂
mossy vessel
gg
peak dirge
Why I don't accept DMs from random people any more.
If any of you were witness to this "legend", he used MrPooHosting and was utterly incapable of thought
unreal quarry
i just ignore DMs like that
upper flicker
is 'MrPooHosting' a real thing or just commentary on the sad state of hosting
mighty storm
i wish people dm'd me 
upper flicker
in this community it could go either way
unreal quarry
i have like 500 open DMs where I just never responded lol
peak dirge
@upper flicker Surprisingly enough it is real
upper flicker
of course it is
grand pewter
mighty storm
i may be high
peak dirge
Get your free Minecraft server "shit plan" hosted in the "Canadian sewers" today https://mrpoohosting.com/index.php
peak dirge
I can't wait for MrPooHosting's next offer - American servers hosted underneath all the toilets at Trump Tower.
I made that one up but it fit the theme.
wide chasm
I'd buy a server from them
mossy vessel
Looks legit
vernal bone
This website is an amazing joke 
cosmic raft
you know what else is a joke
the amount of air compared to actual contents in one of these:
cosmic raft
potato potato
mossy vessel
1/2?
cosmic raft
sometimes more than ½
cosmic raft
is a scam
mossy vessel
Ya
I don't buy those bags anymore
Just cans, if even
Cuz they are not 1/2 filled 
upper flicker
kash is going to take down big dorito
mighty storm
is nitrogen gas air thoo? ?isnt the asmostrphere like % air??
zealous wedge
air is what you want it to be
zealous wedge
I personally breathe only 100% oxygen
upper flicker
though youre really getting into pedantics either way
zealous wedge
someone get me a match btw
zealous wedge
mean :(
golden gust
stiff yarrow
aww someone already beat me to the "its actually nitrogen" comment
upper flicker
dorito fun facts
upper flicker
kash just wants his doritos!!1111
cosmic raft
exactly
mossy vessel
Gotta shoot em a tweet how to get a full bag 
zealous wedge
make your own chips
fresh corn chips are actually great
and all you need is corn tortillas and a fryer
mossy vessel
You make those yourself?
zealous wedge
i have yeah
limber knotBOT
i don't make the tortillas, but have made the chips
austere ivy
ah yes, all I need is just corn tortillas? those are like five bucks!
and what, a fryer? easy peas-
mossy vessel
gas fryer
golden gust
floor standing
limber knotBOT
they sell cheaper ones for home use iirc
mossy vessel
The only thing I fry are french fries
golden gust
Like, 10* cheaper
stiff yarrow
pretty sure you can get one for like 20-40 bucks
zealous wedge
they're quite simple devices, just have to be built sturdily enough
worn ember
dota 2
vernal moth
Imagine playing inferior games
vernal moth
You say it
mossy vessel
fun
austere ivy
imagine not playing Minecraft
worn ember
providing support to dum dums is indeed much fun
minecraft vanilla is too ez
i like a challenge
austere ivy
p.s. who wants to play minecraft together 
slide right into my dms 😏
(and maybe if we get enough people we can make a group :D)
worn ember
i havent played vanilla in years lol
viral hornet
@twin lagoon 🥺
twin lagoon
🥺
austere ivy
I'm genuine genuinely confused and very intrigued as to what's happening
twin lagoon
camm 🥺
austere ivy
Everywhere I go someone pings Michael and puts 🥺
twin lagoon
austere ivy
Is there some kind of competition happening???
twin lagoon
i'm just one sexy hunk of a man
austere ivy
proof?
worn ember
they want a piece of his cheesehead
mossy vessel
viral hornet
I can confirm
meager tusk
How do I get the pretty in pink role Michelle. @twin lagoon
viral hornet
That Michael is hunk
meager tusk
viral hornet
Are you pretty in pink, Idriz?
twin lagoon
idriz 
twin lagoon
meager tusk
austere ivy
eventually I'm gonna get around to writing all this down in some flow chart
there's some weird connections and overlaps going on with this whole simping thing
viral hornet
Aww, Brian. Bless you, boomer 
austere ivy
Camm is def connected to Michael, Idriz is also connected to Michael, I think simple is also connected to Michael.. I'm pretty sure Michael's just connected to literally everyone
viral hornet
Michael is hunk 🥺
austere ivy
And cat is somewhere in there too
twin lagoon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/610146793589702704/770689346402517002/4N2T6eq.jpg @meager tusk
this you?
viral hornet
I think cat just threatens to poop on people's rugs
mossy vessel
Is that the way to the fridge and back
mossy vessel
lmao
viral hornet
I've been slack lately because MienCrAft
But inneed to start hitting oast the goal again ;-;
vernal moth
I hate Home-Office
fervent bone
./setblock x x x minecraft:end_gateway{Age:-9223372036854775808L} replace
I love this command, it doesn't show end gateway beacon trails when players enters and doesn't show it randomly either
worn ember
wtf step more
fervent bone
for those who are trying to make end portal style portals
this is the command to fix the beacon trail bug
exemple :P
meager tusk
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/610146793589702704/770689346402517002/4N2T6eq.jpg @meager tusk
@twin lagoon Yea
Thats me
the dutch one takes 8 hours to load while it arrives at ur screen with a bycicle
austere ivy
I mean I'm not surprised, but I'm a bit shocked that there are literally no servers in North Korea according to bstats.
I wonder how life actually is in North Korea. I genuinely have no idea what it's like over there.
Is there like no internet or something..??
twin lagoon
there is
there's a few good videos on youtube about it
people can visit north korea every now and then
upper flicker
what they get isnt what their citizens get though
but I suppose its still better than nothing
twin lagoon
still shows you a good portion of the country though
granted it doesn't show you the darkside
but it's still surrealistic in some parts
cunning raft
well if anyone talks bad about NK they just kill them
the vice series on NK was the best one i've watched
twin lagoon
oh yeah old vice content is always really good
cunning raft
old vice 
twin lagoon
shame they don't make those videos
upper flicker
what no link? do I have to google myself like some kind of heathen?
twin lagoon
.g vice north korea
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYd9gd6sNMY -- North Korea In The Age Of Trump - YouTube: "Jan 24, 2020 ... VICE Media founder Shane Smith has been traveling to North Korea for years, including during some of the most acrimonious periods in..."
twin lagoon
well i guess that works
upper flicker
this series I assume? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24R8JObNNQ4
cunning raft
yeah they did a bunch of vids on them
austere ivy
north korea sucks ngl
upper flicker
thanks brian
austere ivy
sorry if that's a bit spicy of an opinion.
I just can't imagine not being able to use most of the internet because of government.
cunning raft
i mean
austere ivy
thanks for the video you linked, michael, it's actually very fascinating.
cunning raft
there's more countries that do that
austere ivy
they inspect books because certain books are banned??
twin lagoon
duh
austere ivy
that's just such a perspective shift, I guess. sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone from north korea with my statement, that wasn't my intention.
just quite a shock.
twin lagoon
lol you think anyone from NK is in here
cunning raft
yeah i don't think you're offending anyone lmao
twin lagoon
if anyone from NK is in here they've fleed the country, their family is dead or in concentration camps working for the rest of their lives and they've got a hatred for the country / dictator
austere ivy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziqq5gUXu8g holy crap. I feel like I take a lot for things for granted, kinda puts my issues into scope.
meager tusk
Has anyone heard the eery music they play every morning there?
potent fossil
Only parts of it
cunning raft
yeah lmao
potent fossil
Two journalists sneak in on the pretense of having an interview with Mr Supreme Leader and then raise hell
unreal quarry
potent fossil
it's a comedy
potent fossil
There is a cool organization that actually helps ppl escape NK btw
meager tusk
Did NK ever react to that movie
austere ivy
oh man that's been on my to watch list, I forgot about that one
unreal quarry
its a good one
potent fossil
these guys https://www.libertyinnorthkorea.org/
unreal quarry
^_^
austere ivy
to that organization
cunning raft
seems like a scam
meager tusk
Ok they're doing good but
cunning raft
how do they even do that
meager tusk
Like if you think about it
potent fossil
It's not, they post videos of their escapes lol
potent fossil
There is a way out in the north east where China and Russia border NK
It's hard tho, they have to time it when the guards are switching
or smth
Obv they don't say exactly how, because then NK would stop it
But they have rescued like 1K ppl or smth
austere ivy
ouch
potent fossil
Not many for sure, but...yea
potent fossil
it's not amazing, lets be honest, but it is funny
limber knotBOT
I feel like watching documentories from undercover journalists about what goes on inside North Korea is time better spent...
potent fossil
Well time better spent would be not talking on discord and IRC all day too
But we're not criticizing that now are we phoenix
limber knotBOT
can't really talk with real people nowadays lol
unreal quarry
its a seth rogan movie. you either love that type of comedy style, or you hate it ¯_(ツ)_/¯
i love it
potent fossil
Phoenix, we all do it pandemic or not
Shitty argument sir, none of us spend our time very wisely
Quit virtue signalling
limber knotBOT
I really don't care what hurts your feefees lol
limber knotBOT
why do you care so much if my arguments are shitty?!?
potent fossil
"I CANT BELIEVE U WASTE UR TIME WATCHING DAT SHIT, WATCH DIS INSTEAD." he says as he wastes time on IRC
ok
viral hornet
Why can't weeee be friendddsss
why cant weeee be frienddds
limber knotBOT
my argument was literally "I personally think a documentory is more worth the time than a flopped comedy"
viral hornet
potent fossil
"ok"
well if you dont mind ill go waste MY time on other things now
unless you have smth to say about that, too
limber knotBOT
so yeah, I'm not sure why I wouldn't be allowed to voice my opinion on a subject
lol
I can say whatever I want, doesn't mean you have to follow what I say lmao
why do people always think that just because someone voices an opinion that the one voicing it expects that everyone else follows it exactly?
viral hornet
Lets move on and talk about Goats in Minecraft 1.17
potent fossil
Camm is the GOAT
viral hornet
One of my favourite features of the update tbh.
For a very long time I have wanted goats
Llamas sufficed when they were added until now
golden gust
I finally watched the interview a few dozen months ago, it was like K, but, I'm glad I didn't go to the cinema to watch it
unique snow
Everyone pirated it, that's why
There are ways to get statistics on that, and it looks like more people watched it than pirated it.
So even if those people who were not going to pay for it anyway, did pay for it, it was still a failure.
Or maybe not, these stats are from premier
Yeah okay, the stats held true for the entire release.
So box office 24.6M vs 44M budget
golden gust
I mean, moronic release date too
unique snow
What date was it released?
golden gust
christmas eve, 2014
golden gust
The movies release date was pushed back, and then it finally came out xmas eve, by the time people where free, I wouldn't be surprised if they hadn't just forgotten about it
unique snow
yea
worn ember
simp being triggered again, what else is new
the interview was okay, but nothing special :p
unique snow
I didn't even know about it
Oh well.. so if you rented the movie from Sony's site, you could allegedly share the video URL indefinitely and anyone can watch it.
I wonder why it was pirated 🙂
austere ivy
anyone here a fan of notebooks?
trying out bullet journalling as a planner, I'm really a fan, but I need a notebook, preferably dotted grid
https://www.amazon.com/Dotted-Bullet-Notebook-Journal-Hardcover/dp/B07168XGHT I've been eyeing this for a while, any other opinions though?
austere ivy
@cosmic raft please bestow your wisdom upon me, o' wise one
cosmic raft
what do you want
austere ivy
um
do you have any dotted grid notebook recommendations?
I would probably be using a pilot g-2 0.7mm or some fineliners
no watercolor or heavy inks or anything
cosmic raft
step 1: search it on some shop like amazon
step 2: add to cart
step 3: checkout
step 4: ???
step 5: KITTENS
austere ivy
would like it to hold up to constant daily use (as it'd be my planner) and preferrably something under 20 dollars
well that's what I've been doing thus far, lol
what is your opinion on the one I sent?
upper flicker
wait do the kittens come with the amazon delivery
cosmic raft
I generally avoid ones like that
i look for paper with holes punched in it
and put it in my own binder
lasts longer
austere ivy
hm, yeah I usually never liked bounded notebooks like that
golden gust
better stable surface too if you wanna write across pages
cosmic raft
^
and easier to take a page out if you need to
no tearing, just open binder and take it out
austere ivy
hm.
cosmic raft
and re-arranging pages as well
twin lagoon
kashike 
austere ivy
good point. thank you.
cosmic raft
hi michael
twin lagoon
hello
austere ivy
also, more broadly, if anybody has any planning systems they like I'm open to recommendations ¯_(ツ)_/¯
golden gust
using paper
cosmic raft
Yea, when I can afford it, I am moving to an iPad
austere ivy
shh I like writing things down, it makes me feel more sophisticated lol
golden gust
I prefer typing, mainly because my writing can challenge a doctors some days
austere ivy
I'm actually trying to improve my handwriting ;p
golden gust
But, if i was a writing person, I'd go for a tablet, just coz then I can archive stuff better
being able to search your notes is like, 10/10
twin lagoon
waterfall
potent fossil
i would agree with tablet if it's affordable
golden gust
Literally already answered you...
potent fossil
waterfall, but if you have the choice actually choose velocity.
twin lagoon
i don't think this guy will understand velocity
smoky prawn
ok
twin lagoon
get out
unique snow
lmao*
upper flicker
I prefer Canyon
worn pasture
step 1: search it on some shop like amazon
step 2: add to cart
step 3: checkout
step 4: ???
step 5: KITTENS
@cosmic raft DID SOMEONE SAY KITTENS
worn pasture
twin lagoon
mighty storm
worn pasture
austere ivy
I leave for one second, what did I come back to
welp, if you can't beat em, join 'em
🥺
twin lagoon
🥺
mighty storm
viral hornet
@twin lagoon 🥺
worn pasture
viral hornet
I don't know what that is
waxen panther
viral hornet
Literally just joined it to use that emoji
twin lagoon
wtf
waxen panther
potent fossil
@minor badge @viral hornet @waxen panther and @twin lagoon are the cutest beings that have ever lived
twin lagoon
🥺
potent fossil
🥺
viral hornet
🥺
fallen oracle
Aight.
smoky prawn
any video with tutorial (waterfall) ??
viral hornet
Glare 
fallen oracle
Did it work?
waxen panther
fallen oracle
(Also make sure you're on the latest Paper)
smoky prawn
okk thaanks
viral hornet
Tuinity 
vestal jasper
wow am I not cute?
fallen oracle
Oh rip then it won't work for you for the time being.
viral hornet
vic is sexy 🥵
vestal jasper
no you two are
potent fossil
vestal jasper
turbo you as well
worn pasture
austere ivy
@potent fossil how come you didn't include me in that list??
potent fossil
Because you're a child.
fallen oracle
Yikes.
austere ivy
that's a very good point.
viral hornet
But he has Old Prune role 😦
potent fossil
I contested that earlier
austere ivy
I'm young in age, but boomer at heart ❤️
potent fossil
He's like 15
potent fossil
I wish I would've bought an iPad instead of a Galaxy Tab
the Galaxy has some weird QoL things that are solvable with a reboot, but...
I'd rather not?... like
viral hornet
@fallen oracle https://i.imgur.com/eGR4LWG.png
fallen oracle
LOL
worn pasture
thanks
worn pasture
merry talon
When did this server turn into the nation's top simp house
worn pasture
cedar spade
BomBartyGameRealms
zealous wedge
cedar spade
huck
zealous wedge
huck
worn pasture
huck
austere ivy
huck
void void
Would it be possible to manipulate the files given at server resource pack time?
are there any requirements at giving a resource pack
could you give someone a .exe or a .jar or a .bat
void void
Oh
void void
That's good to know
I was worried some server had done a manipulation and possibly provided malicious files
cedar spade
It still could be malicious
void void
zipbomb?
oh
it's not that much is it
it's only a link they auto download no?
agreed lol
also how do maps on the latest version lets say creating
zealous wedge
maps aren't full colour
void void
not even with the latest rgb update?
zealous wedge
you can make maps as long as you work from the predefined map colours though
no
the only thing they made rgb was text itself
void void
so the closest thing to that would be like
a ton of armor stands with rgb colors instead
void void
I was gonna ask if it was possible to make a live video
vernal moth
.g holovid github
zealous wedge
it looks nicer than youtube videos on maps
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://github.com/Holovid/Holovid -- Holovid/Holovid: Stream videos from websites, all in-game!...: "Stream videos from websites, all in-game! Contribute to Holovid/Holovid development by creating an account on GitHub."
cedar spade
h o l o v i d
void void
sort of like watch a stream in game
zealous wedge
but it's still kinda heavy on the server
void void
are there any youtube channels that cover these types of topics cause this is damn sick as shit
like the technical side of minecraft servers
cedar spade
They do
Although I'm not sure what the state of the resource pack server software is right now
glances at kneny
zealous wedge
smh barty your logo's on it and you don't even know what it can do?
void void
that's a pretty sick project can't lie
I'm surprised it hasn't been used largely speaking
austere ivy
I feel old, I can’t believe that was months ago
austere ivy
I should probably go and do something productive rather than complain about time passing ;p
golden gust
Spigot and paper make changes which impact vanilla stuff
99% of players will never notice
But, if you're a technical server, you probably wanna avoid in craftbukkit
We're open to improving compat, it's just finding every case and fixing it without breaking other stuff
vernal moth
Ppl rely on extrem Implementation Details
golden gust
wat.
potent fossil
Welcome back Bartholomew
vernal moth
Like some "contraption" rely on the hash code of certain blocks
golden gust
That aspect applies to literally every game?
serene bolt
it's usually the ultra technical crowd who want a purist experience
golden gust
The only real complex aspect here is that people want to play and enjoy the game
They don't often wanna have to spend time learning a whole bunch of aspects to be able to mess around with their mates, etc
nor do they wanna have to fuck around to install stuff like mods, etc
and, once again: try modding quite practically any other multiplayer game which isn't catered towards modders
vestal jasper
half the fucking redstone mechanics are bugs / implementation details
serene bolt
lol I remember that one redstone design that worked a different way on Java 6 vs Java 7 back in the day
vestal jasper
yeah there are still redstone machines that rely on JVM bugs
golden gust
I mean, I used to be able to crash servers due to mojangs impl of their queued tickable blocks or something
golden gust
Ah, yea, the next tick list
HashTreeSet would basically desync due to the impl of the treemap and how mojang was doing some other horrors
austere ivy
golden gust
So, ez crash
austere ivy
austere ivy
is Proxi a bird person?
vestal jasper
no she's human don't be so insensitive, brian
potent fossil
BIRB
austere ivy
I bred zebra finches for a short while
now have two lovelies ♥️
and also have ducks and chickens but that’s beside the point
point is, I really like birds
worn pasture
wow that's HEALTHY
doubt it, bet there's tons of sugar in there lol
worn pasture
i thought i could see chocolate tho
viral hornet
lol no
unhealthiest thing in here would be the peanut butter
Chocolate would be 
tho
worn pasture
what's the dark pasty stuff on the top
viral hornet
acai
worn pasture
clearly
worn pasture
last time i went to bondi i had something pretty similar to that though
was delicious
viral hornet
Last time I was in bondi we weren't allowed into a pub without putting shirts on 😂
because "shoulders" can't be showing
viral hornet
Yeah,w as super weird.
worn pasture
where was this so i can avoid
void void
what's bondi?
viral hornet
Not in the RSL by bondi, apparently?
worn pasture
beach in NSW
viral hornet
It's a famous beach in Sydney
void void
Oh
worn pasture
lol
truth
the walk from bondi to coogee is nice though
and the beaches in between are way better
viral hornet
Yeah 100%
vestal jasper
vestal jasper
HER \
worn pasture
love the rip n dip art above the buttons
worn pasture
i want these buttons for my cat
vestal jasper
it's a lot of fuckin work tbh
she's been doing this with billi for I think 10 years? of the cat's 12 year life so far
limpid comet
Hey pheonix, what was that modelling system you were using?
HELP IM TRAPPED IN DISCORD SOMEHOW I GOT IT FULLSCREEN HELP
potent fossil
lol
zealous wedge
discord is e v e r y t h i n g
limpid comet
my nightmares have become reality
worn pasture
discord is e v e r y t h i n g
@zealous wedge dont let dumrobo see that
limpid comet
what was mojang thinking
limpid comet
what did i just read
worn pasture
dude was posting his tinder profile in the LP discord lmaoooo
limber knotBOT
lol yikes
limpid comet
what a player
fallen oracle
The dude posted it in HelpChat too.
viral hornet
stray nebula
mighty storm
@limpid comet if he doesnt how does he sign in then