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void void
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wait when u make a new email account do u put ur real birthdate or fake?

potent fossil
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Is that in general or

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If I'm making a real account then I use my real birthday, if it's a burner then...I use a burner service and they don't ask for such data so I mean ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

void void
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uhh

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in general ig

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i dont really like using my birthday on anything

mental meadow
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For main account stuff yeah def. because if you ever loose access they often ask for your ID and see if things match

void void
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uhh

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just like a gmail acc

mighty storm
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  1. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ is on all discord desktop platforms not just Canary
void void
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OMG THATS SO CAOOL

mighty storm
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The role testing is great, you can give yourself roles and it'll act like you as a normal member with those roles

void void
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OMG YEAH

mighty storm
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good for permission testing

void void
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JUST LIKE PLACEHOLDERAPI

mighty storm
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what?

next wind
void void
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like they allow u to uhh take placeholders xd

mighty storm
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reload

next wind
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nice

mental meadow
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FAILURE: Build failed with an exception.

* What went wrong:
Execution failed for task ':worldedit-fabric:remapShadowJar'.
> Failed to find accessWidener in fabric.mod.json

why does gradle hate me so much

stiff yarrow
restive thicket
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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ pog

quasi valley
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@mighty storm I dare you to weeb lounges full smolTHEMAN

mighty storm
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what

ancient bolt
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well shit

mental meadow
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wanna trade? I figure out your problem and you figure out why my stuff isn't working ๐Ÿ˜„

heady spear
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my paper is finally done and handed in <.<

ancient bolt
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/dev/nvme0n1p2 909G 832G 31G 97% /
There should be more than 31GB free and should be 91% used not 97

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so idk what's going on

mighty storm
limber knotBOT
mighty storm
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absolute banger though

minor badge
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๐Ÿ˜  FUCK sweden all my homies hate sweden ๐Ÿ˜ 

mighty storm
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no no this is ๐Ÿ’คweden

mental meadow
worn ember
mighty storm
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looks like programming to me

mental meadow
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but we have no #programming ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

worn ember
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i thought we were spamming songs, turns out its the bot just reposting for irc plebs

mighty storm
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ah yes

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null is null

potent fossil
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thats the message from the NPE, not descriptive but yea lol. the point is that an NPE got thrown in a listener which is unexpected, so that's what THAT stack trace is

mighty storm
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oh i know why

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i neve registered the listener

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ANY of the listeners

zealous wedge
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@mental meadow if that's still misbehaving try with loom 0.5-SNAPSHOT?

waxen panther
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๐Ÿ˜  FUCK sweden all my homies hate sweden ๐Ÿ˜ 
@minor badge

mental meadow
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I'll try that thx @zealous wedge โค๏ธ probably someone (jesse aaaaargh) changed something in the buildscript which is why nothing is working but I thought I adjusted everything (aka copied code over from WE)

zealous wedge
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oof

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always blaming jesse

mental meadow
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i need a scapegoat so i don't feel as incompetent

mossy vessel
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Back the days Jesse did stuff fabric wasn't even a thing for WE lol

mighty storm
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blame me

mental meadow
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blame NMF

zealous wedge
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not gonna blame you chew

mossy vessel
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Nor did I ever touch the fabric module which does not exist yet wtf

mighty storm
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rory pleading_apple

molten kindle
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Hey, anyone here knows tebex really well and can help me with something?

zealous wedge
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and if you're still getting the issue aurora toss me the whole stacktrace

mental meadow
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okay โค๏ธ

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ooof i forgot -x test

zealous wedge
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rippp

vernal bone
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What does the mc gamemode called, where players leave colored trails behind them on whools for a short amount of time, and if a player from an other colur crosses that get's disqualiyed?

next wind
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tron?

vestal jasper
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Mfw not knowing tron PepeHands

next wind
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servers call it something else though i think

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its like light trails or something stupid

vestal jasper
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True

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Funny how many custom maps are just rehashed movies

tired heath
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Rainbowdiarrhea

void void
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wait how do you make a one word youtube channel? It requires my first and last name.

potent fossil
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brand account afaik

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.g make brand account

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/9367690?hl=en -- How Brand Accounts work with YouTube - YouTube Help: "First, check to see if you already have a Brand Account. ยท Sign in to YouTube. ยท Go to your channel list. ยท Click Create a new channel. ยท Fill out..."

potent fossil
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yep

void void
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Is that the only way?

potent fossil
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i mean you can set first name to whatever and last name to whatever but i mean

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the brand account is "the official way"

void void
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Some people said you can just put a . in the last name, and it will work.

potent fossil
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it links right to your YT, dont have to make a separate acc

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yea, that works but. brand account is the right way to do it

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and its free so why not

frigid cosmos
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Hey all. Is there a prefered skyblock plugin for paper? New to the hosting thing.

potent fossil
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not that i know of

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all we could do is google for ya ;p

frigid cosmos
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yeah i have been

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just figured somone here might have a host already running

void void
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I never made a brand account before, what's the point of making one?

potent fossil
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maybe you can wait and see if you want

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read that

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it tells you

void void
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okay

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wait I already have a google account tho? Do I need to make another google account?

potent fossil
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no

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you just make a brand account from your current google acc

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then you'll have 2 youtube identities and you can toggle between personal acc and your brand acc

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like a facebook page essentially

void void
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uhh

potent fossil
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oh, yea, you just go to YT and "create new channel"

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its ezpz nowadays

void void
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yeh thats what I did

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but it still says first name last name

tired heath
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Nowadays, was it ever hard?

void void
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do i click use business or other name?

potent fossil
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yea, have you already got your personal channel created?

void void
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no?

potent fossil
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oh yea

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can i see a screenshot lol

void void
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uhh lol

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i mean i clicked on the use business or other name

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and it said

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to create a new channel

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create a brand account

potent fossil
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yes

void void
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so i think im in the right place

potent fossil
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sounds like it

void void
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wait so can u change ur brand name tho?

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like you can change it if u want 2 right?

potent fossil
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i mean, i think so?

void void
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u w u

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wait so is this brand account like a brand new google account?

potent fossil
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it has a few things yes

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but its controlled by you, you cant sign directly into it

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you have to be granted access to it thru another google account

void void
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hmm okay

stray oyster
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I'm torn people. Should I go for full ER in my sql database or should I give in to the pull of 2d arrays

potent fossil
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ER?

stray oyster
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entity-relationship

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the correct way to do sql

potent fossil
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yea, normalization?

tired heath
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Yes plus foreign keys

potent fossil
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you should normalize your data yes

tired heath
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If you do regular db stuff

stray oyster
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I am trying to convert SO MUCH data from webscale for someone. look at this::

waxen panther
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do it properly, you'll thank yourself later

potent fossil
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webscale PepeLmao

stray oyster
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that is only half of this table

potent fossil
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are you converting from nosql to sql

novel horizon
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how do i know how much data it has tho

stray oyster
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worse

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rethinkdb

potent fossil
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.g rethinkdb

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://rethinkdb.com/ -- RethinkDB: the open-source database for the realtime web: "RethinkDB is the open-source, scalable database that makes building realtime apps dramatically easier. What is RethinkDB?"

waxen panther
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lmfao rethinkdb hahahaha

potent fossil
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yeah that's nosql

stray oyster
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this is a step down with disposable cache

potent fossil
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so unstructured to structured, definitely define a nice strong and normal schema. if you don't, what's the point, you'd just be doing unstructured->unstructured

stray oyster
tired heath
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Why not doing all in Excel?

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Is best stuff

stray oyster
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at least the parts of the table ive shown here are all correct

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all single attributes to a single entry

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so attributes to the same thing

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the rest

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ugh so many multimaps and sets and lists

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at least 22 related tables

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my issue is- load and timing

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the stuff with one relation is easy enough with one query

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but with two or more related tables it gets .... messy

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I dont want to stack joins here

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that gets unreadable quick

potent fossil
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heavy joining is the wet dream of relational enthusiasts what are you talking about

stray oyster
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but ive seen query transactions nowhere in postgresql or am I missing something

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my dream is autoread of related data

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but thats something specifically exclusive to the hell of oracle db

tired heath
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Joins below 5 tables are noob stuff anyways. Do procedures and views do look super serious

stray oyster
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I currently have sql statements in production that span 1200 lines of commands

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dont ask how that came to be

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I still hate it

potent fossil
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you m ean..procedures, right

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please say yes

stray oyster
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whatever thats called in non mssql

potent fossil
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procedures lefbad

stray oyster
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this mess exists to make old broken software work

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I hate every part of it

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it shouldnt be the part of the database to fix stuff

potent fossil
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i think at this point you should plead the fifth because otherwise the IT Infra police are going to arrest you and sentence you to death by single-cluster mongodb purgatory

tired heath
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Ohh yeah putting code parts into the databse because you can not fix it in the original code is actually the best way to fix stuff anyways

stray oyster
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Tell my boss that

tired heath
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@boss

stray oyster
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all of the code is so freaking stupid anyway

tired heath
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I mean nothing against procedures. Are nice. But 1200 lines sound like a whole application in your db ^^

stray oyster
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it is

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a way to convert and sanitize and detect the broken values this old software produces

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... written for windows NT 3.5 for workstations

glacial steeple
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Hello what should I write 2b2t plugins in?

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notepad?

stray oyster
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no

potent fossil
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w h a t

stray oyster
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vi

tired heath
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Wordpad

glacial steeple
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seems good.

tired heath
potent fossil
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ok are you...trolling? or

stray oyster
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make a screenshot, save as pdf, print, make a photo of it, send that to your computer via email, upload it to reddit, save the webpage as .jar and run

minor badge
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?kick @glacial steeple your 2b2t troll gang are welcome to find another place

leaden oxideBOT
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dynoSuccess Qasaur#8627 was kicked | your 2b2t troll gang are welcome to find another place

tired heath
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Three only thing what I know for sure. You might save time now, but sooner or later you will reach the limit of what the db engine can fix and you are left with an super old buggy software what does not fit your db layer anymore nor using a propper wrapper and a ton of db code you may not reuse anyways

stray oyster
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I am confident Ive caught all of the crap data this program is able to produce now

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even better yet, this program runs perfectly fine on a windows server 2019 core as a NT service

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only the database driver

mighty storm
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wtf

stray oyster
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is a different story

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I was as surprised as you are

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but it was written all in native calls

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so

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as long as windows has that

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this will continue to run

minor badge
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what exactly are you making lol

twin lagoon
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@minor badge uwu

minor badge
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@twin lagoon uwu

stray oyster
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I am not so sure yet

worn ember
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my man just wanted to write 2b2t plugins in wordpad sad_pepe

mighty storm
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wtf are 2b2t plugins

next wind
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the cool ones

left swift
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The dumb ones

next wind
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they do things

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they ruin the game

unkempt drift
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that was a troll right?

mighty storm
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probably

minor badge
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yeah he trolled abt 2b2t in spigot disc not so long ago

zealous wedge
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2bukkit2tuinity

minor badge
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๐Ÿฅบ

mighty storm
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figured out how to use color-themes

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instructions are outdated

worn ember
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ez $20 lul

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some dude wanted me to convert some Go to java and add it to an android project

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i can eat again ๐Ÿ‘

waxen panther
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the classic 2b2t player

mighty storm
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just run goTo.jar

potent fossil
mighty storm
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someone linked an among us game

potent fossil
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i saw it, my emoji was to them putting it in here when we clearly have a games channel

tired heath
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It weekend. So it's time for some free Discord Nitro for a month.

After people panicked recently because of a login form, this time a bit more conventional again.
(First come, first served. Not even a password this time.)

mighty storm
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meow :3

next wind
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rrmeeeoow

mighty storm
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@ MODS? ????? UMM OFUNNY ACTIN KINDA sus

potent fossil
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i mean yall gonna tell me it wasnt sus last time

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because it was hella sus

mighty storm
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not rly

next wind
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last time it was sus af

mighty storm
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about as sus as not being the imposter

zealous wedge
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huh

regal path
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ah yes

[17:56:50 INFO]: This server is running CraftBukkit version git-Spigot-db6de12-d3e0b6f (MC: 1.8.8) (Implementing API version 1.8.8-R0.1-SNAPSHOT)
[17:56:50 INFO]: Checking version, please wait...
[17:56:51 INFO]: You are 2122 version(s) behind
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2122

mighty storm
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2000!

regal path
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versions

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behind

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wow

limber knotBOT
regal path
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nice

zealous wedge
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1888 days

next wind
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dark mode? ๐Ÿ‘บ

zealous wedge
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pretty soon you'll have one build behind for every day since 1.8.8 was released

regal path
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when self hosting is faster than free hosting

twin lagoon
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@tired heath

limber knotBOT
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Uโ€‹niโ€‹x: nah, fuck your eyes ๐Ÿ‘€

potent fossil
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give it to me michael

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im needy

twin lagoon
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i gave you last month already

mighty storm
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that was fast

twin lagoon
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i am going to give it away though

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lmao

potent fossil
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plz

mighty storm
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Was it in the meta or the spectrogram or smth?

twin lagoon
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steghide

mighty storm
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wut

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I should do one of those

potent fossil
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who did you give it to bitch

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i want a divorce

twin lagoon
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i claimed it actually thinking it'd add to my gift inventory

potent fossil
twin lagoon
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mistakes were made

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let me cook something up

mighty storm
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wtf is that message

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"That's jazz baby" so fucking 'how do you do fellow kids'

potent fossil
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Idk but it makes me want to go sicko mode on the discord staff

mighty storm
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careful last time i said something like that i had to make a new account

potent fossil
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I'm not threatening anybody ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

next wind
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discord messages are incredibly cringy

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i wish they would get away from the gamer/teen theme

mighty storm
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i wish they would get away from existing tbh

sterile umbra
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i mean if you look at their homepage you can see a lot is changing

next wind
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yeah they were definitely trying to rebrand when zoom and stuff were booming

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but i think they kind of gave up on it

limber knotBOT
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would help if they had a proper name and not one basically meaning "Chaos" lmao

next wind
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lmao they were going to be wyvern so at least its better than that

potent fossil
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i mean. i dont think the name is the main issue lol, they're running a very popular platform regardless. sure, something new will eventually come along but cringy or not/bad name or not/weird genre or not...they're dominating atm

sterile umbra
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name kinda fits imo

limber knotBOT
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yeah, it's basically unusable

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runs

twin lagoon
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Discord Nitro Classic if you manage to figure this out (HINT: There is no password):

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@potent fossil have fun

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it's pretty low effort

unreal pike
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What happens if my overwold has a limit but my nether doesnt?

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Wont ppl who go too far out in nether end up out of bounds?

limber knotBOT
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yes

unreal pike
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(when they portal back)

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So it's not safe to do right

limber knotBOT
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maybe it prevents the teleport or maybe they get instant killed

unreal pike
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Ok thanks

twin lagoon
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@potent fossil it's been 2 minutes did you get it yet

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?????/

potent fossil
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i needed a moment

mighty storm
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@ mods pls ban sus audio

twin lagoon
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rory be kinda sus

mighty storm
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jk i cant ban pink names oops

potent fossil
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@twin lagoon WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PASSWORD

twin lagoon
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there is no password

potent fossil
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i call bullshit

tired heath
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Sounds like not even encrypted

next wind
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theres no decent spectogram viewer

mighty storm
next wind
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steghide

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maybe whatever this is

mighty storm
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WTF Is steghide

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ddg! steghide

coarse hornetBOT
potent fossil
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yeah i fucking tried steghide already

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there is a password

tired heath
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^^

twin lagoon
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there is no password

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steghide wasn't used either

mighty storm
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eek

potent fossil
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then i give up, not worth my effort

twin lagoon
mighty storm
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is it in the meta? discord strips meta i think

twin lagoon
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no

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the audio is what you need

mighty storm
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my friend did something like this before

next wind
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hmm is it binary or morse

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sounds like that

tired heath
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I did not try to solve it but is sounds like neogation and than the bit shit

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I mean come on, try

next wind
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its binary right?

twin lagoon
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do i already need to start giving hints

next wind
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give out a hint already lol

twin lagoon
next wind
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apollo landing?

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radio something

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so morse?

twin lagoon
next wind
tired heath
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Because is not morsing

twin lagoon
next wind
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does that image have a hint?

twin lagoon
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both images i sent are related to getting it

next wind
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the sound sounds like thunderstruck though

potent fossil
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dont give any more hints

twin lagoon
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that's all i have to give anyways

potent fossil
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im trying to solve it with the audio and i dont want these nerds shortcutting with a picture ๐Ÿ˜ 

twin lagoon
tired heath
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I really need a better computer, HvH sucks meanwhile

potent fossil
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ok idk

next wind
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imagine being a nerd who knows how to decode audio shit

twin lagoon
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have a look at the two images

next wind
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im getting sonic visualizer, and i really doubt thats the answer

twin lagoon
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won't do shit

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the audio file won't have any useful visualization like that

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the last image i sent should be pretty easy to find what you need

next wind
twin lagoon
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no

tired heath
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Maybe he dose not know P....

next wind
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is the portal cube important?

twin lagoon
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the image itself has nothing to do with the audio file itself

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where the image comes from however, should be able to give you what the hell you need

potent fossil
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no clue what to look for so

next wind
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why tf wont it show search google for image

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nevermind

cunning raft
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Why are you sharing a shitty portal picture

next wind
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oh i think i might have it

next wind
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no now i need to go quick

potent fossil
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wait what the FUCK michael

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holy shit what program did he use for that

next wind
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delete all those hints

cunning raft
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Probably just injected into the file as noise

twin lagoon
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finally you're figuring it out

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lmaooo

next wind
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why tf would i be a portal nerd

cunning raft
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Just use outguess

twin lagoon
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outguess is a good one actually

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not something that would work here

cunning raft
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Do they not have support for sound

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Just shove it in HxD and search for string lmao

twin lagoon
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Unknown data type of glhf.wav

cunning raft
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Smh outguess

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steghide then maybe

twin lagoon
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n

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already said it wasn't steghide, ofunny posted a nitro puzzle minutes before with steghide

odd robin
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hi

twin lagoon
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hi

cunning raft
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stegtools?

odd robin
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wassup bro

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how's everyone's day

next wind
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i just cant find a decent program to do it

twin lagoon
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there's an electronic device that everyone usually carries

cunning raft
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I mean I ain't doing it just trying to help

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I'm not home

next wind
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but it doesnt have the decoder for that

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is there an app?

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ive found tools that reversed the effects, but i cant find one that simply decodes an audio into the image or something

jolly crown
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companion cube ๐Ÿฅบ

next wind
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thats not a companion cube

jolly crown
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oh

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ok

twin lagoon
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yes it is

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lol

next wind
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nah it doesnt have the heart

twin lagoon
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it does

next wind
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fuck im blind

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i need new glasses

potent fossil
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there are 2 very suspicious sections in this audio

jolly crown
cunning raft
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Companion Cube

next wind
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ive downloaded 3 different programs now

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i guess im a ham expert

twin lagoon
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i love ham

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and i love television

next wind
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chickens better

twin lagoon
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it's unfortunate that there's nothing on TV at night

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๐Ÿ™ƒ

next wind
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sstv didnt help

cunning raft
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See if Ciphey can figure it out

twin lagoon
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there's no encryption

cunning raft
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Idk if it supports audio but i think it did

twin lagoon
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you're very close though unix i can tell you that

next wind
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which program do i need to use though lol

twin lagoon
next wind
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i have rx-sstv, sstv, and some other crap program

twin lagoon
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gonna grab my ๐Ÿ“ฑ and go to bed

next wind
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stop hinting at phones

twin lagoon
next wind
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fucking hell how did you already get it

twin lagoon
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that's not it

tired heath
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I did not

next wind
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ah whatever

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i give up

tired heath
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I play CSGO

twin lagoon
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lmao

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ok well i am going to sleep

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your final hint is that it is a form of SSTV

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it just needs to be decoded

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gl

potent fossil
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im getting something but its v blurry

next wind
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Did you use the right thing? There's like fox1 or whatever

tame thorn
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I got it

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haven't claimed it yet though

next wind
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What was he final image?

tame thorn
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used this

potent fossil
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yeah thats what im doing

next wind
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Oh it was qsstv not the ones I got

tame thorn
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put the gift in a discord I'm in so might be claimed soon

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already claimed now apparently, someone in the discord sent it to a friend

potent fossil
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@twin lagoon confirm?

tame thorn
next wind
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Nice

potent fossil
tired heath
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I mean since it got solved, the audio itself was actually the signal as file. The negotation on the beginning and than the data. Actually the moon landing was a hint for the picture transmission. Than portal 2 ending transmission, second pic

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Since is a part of the game if you convert it to an image give you the clip above

potent fossil
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yeah you just pulled that right from youtube or the dude's blog where they explained how to do the portal version

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may as well just link next time to the original source

tired heath
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No beacuse than it would be to easy

next wind
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Yeah it says sstv everywhere on that

potent fossil
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oh mean then you would have 0% chance of fooling anyone that that was your original work amirite

tired heath
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Did never say that I did anything, I just listen to the file once ๐Ÿ˜„

potent fossil
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he had to do it to us

tame thorn
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o.o

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the top part didn't load for me

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lmao

potent fossil
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that bitch

tired heath
next wind
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you can do shift enter if you need to tab down a line while still writing

tired heath
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I'm not that skilled

worn ember
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lol

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who got the gift?

next wind
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Billy

tired heath
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Waiting on the Ryzen 4000 series and either a 3080 or next amd gpu is pain in the ass

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my pc crying for an upgrade

grand pewter
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just buy a pc now and upgrade it in a few months

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jk

tired heath
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but than I would pay money for a cpu I will not use in a few months

worn ember
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ablobwave hai pop

worn ember
unreal pike
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Does anyone know how many colors Minecraft supports in the game?

lean kiln
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all of them

potent fossil
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^

lean kiln
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depends what you mean tho

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not for wool and stuff

unreal pike
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Im trying to do custom paintings and they come out blury

lean kiln
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ohh for paintings

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hmm idk how many

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I think each block has a color soo

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or maps i mean

unreal pike
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yea

potent fossil
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i mean glare and matt did pictures in game by using invisible armorstand nametags (and then being able to use full rgb via chat)

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videos in game, actually :p

unreal pike
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128 it seems

lean kiln
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interesting

void void
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Korean

potent fossil
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Cool, please use English here though

void void
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Sorry.

potent fossil
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It's ok

peak dirge
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yeah, America is now ruled by a death cult but I'm not surprised

potent fossil
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all i could do is sigh.

next wind
potent fossil
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who knows

formal turret
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whys that?

next wind
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copying other servers plugins, not open source, and no support at all for any plugins including the paid ones

tame thorn
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they have paid plugins? where

next wind
tame thorn
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oh wait

next wind
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might need to be logged in to see them

formal turret
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idk if those things make them a "bad" developer

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it'd be more about the quality of their code

next wind
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yeah i agree

formal turret
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code could be great who knows looks like only 2 of the plugins are even updated anymore

next wind
formal knoll
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how do I port forward

next wind
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.g how to port dorward mc

limber knotBOT
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next wind
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That's a pretty good video

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That's what I used

formal knoll
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that's not my case

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mine doesn't have an admin page

zealous wedge
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yeah nobody here knows how your router works

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so you're going to have to learn to use google or something i guess

formal knoll
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I did

zealous wedge
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try harder

formal knoll
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says I need to pay for it and it is limited to one port but I want a hacky solution to forward multiple

zealous wedge
#

sounds like a you problem really

formal knoll
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ssh seems to work but cant find a good server to do that

zealous wedge
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go get a router that isn't stupid

formal knoll
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but thats weird when I already have a router

next wind
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Just Google your routers name and then port forward

warm anchor
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Your ISP likely locked it themselves so good luck phossure

tame thorn
potent fossil
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where is everybody

stiff yarrow
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Goodnight friends, have a lovely day and or night

unreal quarry
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Goodnight nossr <3

zealous wedge
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@potent fossil hiding

potent fossil
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:(

chrome quest
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Hello.

minor badge
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@potent fossil uwu

potent fossil
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uwu

minor badge
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how are you tonight?

potent fossil
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am ok, how are you?

minor badge
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well given i just woke up, fairly okay

potent fossil
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\o/

minor badge
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yos

potent fossil
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am watching mark rober's devil's toothpaste video

minor badge
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woa

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who that

lean kiln
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youtube man

potent fossil
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former mars rover engineer

lean kiln
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that guy is from my neighborhood

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one time i saw him recording a vid at the park

minor badge
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oh hmmm

potent fossil
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cool

lean kiln
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0:25

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that park is by my house lol

merry talon
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does anyone know if the system volume level affects discord streaming at all?

minor badge
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wdym affect? your stream wont die because of it

merry talon
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wat

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I mean.. does it translate into the volume of the stream

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or just the application volume

minor badge
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streams also stream sounds now?

merry talon
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yeah? I'm streaming a movie atm

minor badge
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all the things you dont know

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test it i guess lol

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and that also doesnt sound very within tos

merry talon
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well everyone does it and there just isn't an alternative so lol

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for watching with friends

minor badge
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i certainly dont

potent fossil
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you can do twoseven and stream a tab p2p to friends, things like netflix however require all parties to have an acct

minor badge
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and there is that rabbit clone

merry talon
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hm never heard of that

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but they only have mobile

potent fossil
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my fiancee and i use twoseven to watch stuff, for normal files i get it in mp4 format and upload it to s3 then tell twoseven to load the URL and it syncs it for us that way, for netflix we both just log into my account and we can watch stuff together, YT just works, and a few other sites just work as well.

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but discord streaming works i guess

merry talon
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I feel like its basically the same as just having friends on the couch watching with you

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if that's fine then ablobshrug

potent fossil
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i mean yea

peak dirge
mental meadow
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Oof

cosmic raft
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I love living in Canada

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Last week, we had the air conditioning on and people were outside in t-shirts and shorts

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Heating on today, and people have been wearing sweaters and jackets

mental meadow
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Same here, two days ago we had like 23ยฐC and now 7

cosmic raft
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10 here today

mental meadow
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Finally a good temperature

static pilot
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streams also stream sounds now?
@minor badge only if youโ€™re streaming a specific app

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not ur entire desktop

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I mean.. does it translate into the volume of the stream
@merry talon And no I donโ€™t think so

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they have their own sound slider or smthn

minor badge
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oic

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ive never seen someone do that so makes sense ig

novel horizon
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You people run some sort of anticheat? I use one that's free without any blocking, just showing the info and If I see something weird, I'll go check the players by myself

mental meadow
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No

twin lagoon
novel horizon
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And what do you use or do? Don't use anything just check people?

potent fossil
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hi @twin lagoon

twin lagoon
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hello

potent fossil
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.kill Michael

twin lagoon
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And what do you use or do? Don't use anything just check people?
@novel horizon we don't use any anticheat

potent fossil
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bot wtf

twin lagoon
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although we have trialed it in the past

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the performance & false positives isn't worth it for an SMP

novel horizon
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Yeah

potent fossil
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.status

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bot's dead i guess

novel horizon
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I don't see any performance drops, so still fine for me at this time

twin lagoon
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we're an SMP that only has PVP enabled in a certain server & region so really we could just throw on an anticheat for that server specifically

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we have xray alerts on but that's it

novel horizon
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Yeah, well I'm checking all people manually, but anticheat warns me that something is weird, nothing else

limber knotBOT
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simple killed the bot

novel horizon
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I was thinking of using just alerts and ban people who use xray, but I use antixray now from Paper

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But it's nice to see which people tend to cheat and give them a warning or a ban later ๐Ÿ‘€

mental meadow
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the only anticheat we use is anti xray from paper. Usually if someone is flying around they'll get reported within a few minutes and then banned, and if someone cheats at an event everyone is watching anyway

twin lagoon
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we don't use paper's antixray either

novel horizon
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Yeah, I know, you just check people when there's alerts and ban them, I use it now

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Performance is good anyway, doesn't bother people with the settings I have, so it's fine I'd say

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but better would be to let people sometimes cheat/xray and ban them, I don't want them there

mental meadow
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.etf

limber knotBOT
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When using Paper, EntityTrackerFixer is no longer needed. In the optimization guide, it is on there for Spigot servers. Paper implements the fixes that EntityTrackerFixer does and when using EntityTrackerFixer on Paper, it does more harm rather than good. Your server is essentially work 2x as hard.

mental meadow
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at least korobi is working

unkempt drift
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Dyno still MIA?

mental meadow
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seems so

unkempt drift
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Free reign for the trolls

mossy vessel
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dyno dead

twin lagoon
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dyno is always dead

mental meadow
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dont worry i can still ban you and log it afterwards ๐Ÿ˜„

twin lagoon
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aurora uwu

mental meadow
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michael uwuwuwuu

mossy vessel
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rude

mental meadow
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good morning kneny

quasi valley
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good morning

mossy vessel
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โ˜•

cedar spade
shut fossil
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How much Dedicated ram do I need for about max 10 players on a local machine with 16gb of ram using a paper server?

twin lagoon
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4gb

mighty storm
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dedotated wam

static pilot
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sometimes I feel like some devs do shit for the hell of it

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I do not believe that in any circumstance, ANY tutorial/guide/book will tell you to use strings like:

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why are there so many spaces

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why do people do this

vestal jasper
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it's a style convention

viral hornet
#

More importantly... SessionSkin?

static pilot
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No

viral hornet
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๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

static pilot
#

Itโ€™s inconsistent

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some are written properly

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some arenโ€™t

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but which style convention is this

vestal jasper
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idk do you really need a name for every single way to format code?

static pilot
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I thought you meant it was a commonly used one that had a name

vestal jasper
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It might

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I've seen it used before

static pilot
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Ive seen it used before but who tf is telling people to do this shit

vestal jasper
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why are you so worked up by this

static pilot
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If you PR you can either adhere to the style or do it your own way

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If itโ€™s accepted then the code looks inconsistent

vestal jasper
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ok

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well that's the fault of the repo maintainer

static pilot
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depending on the size of the project the repo maintainer is usually the project author

vestal jasper
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it's the bukkit community, if you expect literally anything from bukkit plugin devs you're already expecting way too much

vernal moth
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Every looked at bungees code?

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Lmao

haughty bear
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ServicePriority is still lowercase ๐Ÿ˜ก

vernal moth
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Md code format is the worst

static pilot
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Dude thatโ€™s where Iโ€™ve seen this style from

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Md literally does the same thing

vestal jasper
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The number of bukkit plugins that have checkstyles / style rules can be counted on one hand.

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I wouldn't be surprised if most plugin devs didn't even know it's a thing

vernal moth
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I mean

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It's also not really important, lol

static pilot
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Looking good

vernal moth
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When somebody comments about my code style, I take it as a compliment, cause if that's the worst thing they can see, me code must be really good

static pilot
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It was the first thing I saw before immediately disregarding the project

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If you use a stupid style like that and expect me to follow it Iโ€™m just not going to bother any further

vestal jasper
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If you care so much about code style above all else then sure

next frost
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code style is important for collaboration

static pilot
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If youโ€™re supposed to collaborate on a project wouldnโ€™t you

vestal jasper
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over adding spaces around method parameters

static pilot
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is STUPID

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also allman in java

next frost
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If your code is hard to read, no one will find your bugs

vestal jasper
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Yes my point is from the single screenshot he shared all I could deduce was that he refused to humour a project merely because they place spaces around method parameters

static pilot
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thatโ€™s stupid and over complicating readability

vestal jasper
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then tell them ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

static pilot
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a lot of people donโ€™t listen to reason

vernal moth
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Code style is subjective and has nothing to do with reason, lol

static pilot
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reasoning as to why varying code styles donโ€™t work in collaborative environments

vernal moth
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As long as it's consistent and has an easy way for collaborators to use it too ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

static pilot
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sure as long as itโ€™s consistent

vernal moth
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Working with ugly code style is like working with @golden gust. Sure he stinks, but as long as the smell is consistent, you can ignore it after a while

worn ember
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Lmao

static pilot
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@vestal jasper wyd u get a job interview and see their codebase and they say this is what u must adapt to

minor badge
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piss on my company issued computer and leave

vestal jasper
#

from:kashike#8590 void

static pilot
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known meme

vestal jasper
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that's my point .jpg

static pilot
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) I normally deal with different brace styles, but no : softwaregore - 129 comments, 851 points - smileytechguy, 3y ago

static pilot
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i donโ€™t get it

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that doesnโ€™t answer my question

worn ember
#

Do you want to build a snowman?

minor badge
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hehe mojang sure does

quasi valley
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I'll stab you with a carrot, ded

marble lark
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I do not believe that in any circumstance, ANY tutorial/guide/book will tell you to use strings like:
@static pilot That just looks like a bad habit to me, but it's in no way the worst thing you can see in code, trust me

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it's the bukkit community, if you expect literally anything from bukkit plugin devs you're already expecting way too much
;-;

vernal moth
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EAP lifestyle

worn ember
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@quasi valley wow please dont be toxic sadquacc

wide chasm
#

The brace style of that permuter code is the least of the problems tbh

worn ember
#

ok mr 200iq

wide chasm
#

Thank you for your acknowledgement of acceptance mr ded

worn ember
#

๐Ÿ‘ yw

viral hornet
#

I'll stab you with a carrot, ded
@quasi valley holy ๐Ÿฅต

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Stab me with a carrot ๐Ÿฅบ

void void
cosmic raft
#

well that is a first

#

something I have worth more than $0.34 or something lol

viral hornet
#

I have a really rare item in TF2 iirc

#

I should check what it is

left swift
#

Strange hat

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That adds their health to yours or just heals you?

#

Weird effect imo

twin lagoon
#

i got a $30 ak47 skin in csgo from a case once

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that was the peak of my csgo adventure

left swift
#

I unboxed a fac new karambit lore :D

quasi valley
#

opening cases kappa

vernal moth
#

man

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why didn't I write unit test earlier?

#

this is so much easier to develop with

#

lol

left swift
#

Gotta open cases so valve, the small indie game dev company they are, can stay open

limber knotBOT
#

I prefer to just gamble with money directly

earnest rampart
#

anyone know how to run buffer overflow exploits on vulnerable c programs

void void
#

woops, let me move this here

#

Hey phoenix616, your serverstatus plugin, would it be ok to fork for myo wn purposes

minor badge
#

is it free software? assuming it is (cause its phoenix), its 100% fine

void void
#

yeah, hmm

#

is this an ok server to ask for help with bungeecord stuff

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or do i need to go to spigot server for that

minor badge
#

if its also applicable to waterfall, sure

limber knotBOT
#

pretty sure its under some open source license so ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

regal path
#
[09:33:10 INFO]: Done (10.093s)! For help, type "help" or "?"
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when self hosting is faster than free hosting

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but other ppl have garbage ping

void void
#
DateUtil.formatDateDiff(ManagementFactory.getRuntimeMXBean().getStartTime())
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does this return the Spigot server uptime or the host uptime

ashen cliff
#

Should be JavaVM uptime.

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Returns the start time of the Java virtual machine in milliseconds. This method returns the approximate time when the Java virtual machine started.

cosmic raft
#

much better weather now

void void
#

perfect

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so that's the Spigot jar start time

stiff yarrow
#

@cosmic raft I used to pay for games by selling my dota 2 inventory (with 7000 hours I had maybe 200 dollars worth total)

mighty storm
#

darn my weather is still in c units

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not f units

#

ohhh i get it now

#

c is for sCience and f is for Feel

heady spear
#

holy shit my mom is so fucking dense it makes my head hurt

limber knotBOT
#

did she tell you to pause your online game? ๐Ÿ‘€

heady spear
#

so she told me it had gotten more common for dads to get sole guardianship of their kids and I said that it wasn't true and then I looked up the statistics for it, and it had gotten more uncommon here and now she's super angry because she knows that it's true because she knows a lot of people that have sole guardianship

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and "it's her opinion" and I told her that the numbers don't care about her opinion

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so now she refuses to talk to me lol

golden gust
#

Who does she vote for?

heady spear
#

she votes for our alt-right party

limber knotBOT
#

tell her that she is a fucking nazi

#

runs

mighty storm
#

Y'all remember when discord added github integration and it crashed any client not up to date lol

heady spear
#

I do almost daily :]

limber knotBOT
#

did you tell her mom too? ๐Ÿ‘€

heady spear
#

I've told her mum what I think about her daughter plenty of times

#

anyway the topic was brought up because my friend just told me that his wife wants a divorce because he said he wanted to take her daughter to their summer home over the weekend

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and she said that it was abuse and that he tried to kidnap their kid

limber knotBOT
#

wat

heady spear
#

Well yeah so I was talking to my mum at the same time and my point was basically that it's almost impossible for dads to not lose guardianships in Swedish courts

limber knotBOT
#

best example of "don't stick your dick in crazy" ๐Ÿ‘€

heady spear
#

well yeah

#

uh okay so apparently my prof wants us to get arduinos but like I've no idea what to get .-.

twin lagoon
#

"arduino"

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there's like 50 arduinos

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wtf does he want

mighty storm
#

boom, intellij merge conflicts ezpz to solve

golden gust
#

I'm telling you

limber knotBOT
#

the cheapest thinksmart

twin lagoon
golden gust
#

We need to make it illegal to get pregnant without a license

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The uno is generally the popular one

twin lagoon
#

but what if you have a baby without a license

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will the baby be taken away

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???

golden gust
#

death by firing squad

twin lagoon
mighty storm
#

to who

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the baby or the people who made it

twin lagoon
#

that's decided by a wheel of fortune

mighty storm
#

wheel unfortunate

golden gust
heady spear
#

I don't know, it says "get an arduino" and then there's a link to the homepage

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doesn't say what we're gonna use it for either

golden gust
#

The uno is the sorta like universal school one essentially

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afaik it's the one with the most I/O in general, etc

cosmic raft
wide chasm
#

Mail the professor and ask I guess

void void
#

eurgh arduino uno

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could get chinese knockoff

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...much cheaper

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bought like 20, 5โ‚ฌ each

golden gust
#

Well, the uno comes with the full board, etc

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unless you mean there is cheap chinsy board with all the headers on it, etc

heady spear
#

the uno isn't very expensive ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ worst case scenario I just have it to play with in general lol

#

it's for embedded systems and the course seems quite horrible in general .-.

mighty storm
#

So discord shows if you're banned from a server when an invite is sent now?

heady spear
#

it does? neat

mighty storm
#

lemme see

heady spear
#

oh how fun, scheduling algorithms =))

#

bruh so normally apparently we'd program some type of robot to walk some track but bcuz of corona we get to do a bunch of calculations or some shit instead

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smh

limber knotBOT
#

should ask if you can just do shit in minecraft

heady spear
#

he also told us that the course literature is bad

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but that they couldn't find anything better

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Hard Real-Time Computing Systems: Predictable Scheduling Algorithms and Applications

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seems thrilling

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also lol^ when I did digital electronics I used to practice logical circuits with redstone ๐Ÿ˜›

limber knotBOT
#

I discovered my love for electronics through redstone. a short time later I discovered my love for programming and logic.

#

that was right before I discovered that I hate my life.

meager tusk
#

@twin lagoon is a mean bully

ashen cliff
#

Legit. Worth a read.

twin lagoon
#

@meager tusk PES3_Wave

meager tusk
#

Not waving back. You bully me too much

heady spear
#

what book is that lol

ashen cliff
#

Hard Real-Time Computing System.

heady spear
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ah well

#

I have the PDF and it looks quite awful :))

#

In DICK, synchronization and mutual exclusion are handled by semaphores
yay, semaphores are cool

void void
#

glad that some books are just few googles away

#

added to my reading list

heady spear
#

some class mates of mine have this big docs folder they collect books in and share

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bcuz uni course lit is expensive

#

Hm, does anyone know of a half decent java library for algebraic types?

#

I donโ€™t wanna have to write all of this myself .-.

limber knotBOT
#

afaik btlp does something like that

mighty storm
minor badge
#

applaud

mighty storm
#

i can do that for free

next wind
cedar spade
#

๐Ÿ‘

heady spear
#

tf is btlp

#

only thing that shows up is bungeetablistplus ๐Ÿ˜›

limber knotBOT
#

yes

#

no idea what it uses but it has that functionality pretty sure

heady spear
#

all I really need are algebraic product types tbf and I can just implement my own tuples

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will prolly be easier :p

mighty storm
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better take off work

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lmao the ending

twin lagoon
#

lol

#

that's horrible wtf :^)

wide chasm
#

Could've just written it in UTC; now I still don't know the time

mighty storm
#

isnt BST UTC atm?

wide chasm
#

idk

#

I don't do fancy time zones

vernal bone
#

For me it's like 3:00 in the middle of the night FeelsMeowMan

limber knotBOT
#

why tf don't they just show the time in my timezone? smh

quasi valley
#

i don't think you'll have any benefit in watching it live

twin lagoon
#

you won't

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it's horrible lmao

quasi valley
#

so uh, sleep, work

limber knotBOT
#

also BST isn't UTC, they have summer time right now don't they?

quasi valley
#

I did actually expect it to show the time for me specifically, but well haha

limber knotBOT
#

oh, the S is summer ๐Ÿ‘€

wide chasm
#

Well, you have smart sites, then dumb sites and then comes minecraft.net, so...

minor badge
#

BST is UTC+01:00

limber knotBOT
#

also how tf did that one world clock site to guess my town correctly Oo its never correct just from the IP

quasi valley
#

"never"?

limber knotBOT
#

yes, never. it's always my ISP's next bigger hub

quasi valley
#

well world clock is showing it hella wrong for me haha

limber knotBOT
#

I must've searched on that before with my location but there are no cookies stored...

quasi valley
#

but usually sites pin it down closely for me

limber knotBOT
#

I mean if 100km is close then yeah, it's usually close for me too xD

wide chasm
#

Most sites locate me 40 km off

limber knotBOT
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maybe someone else in my network put that in before and they store it by ip or something? really strange

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hitting that randomly seems a bit far fetched imo xD

zealous knot
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I mean

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that's cool and all

void void
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im going to ping you

zealous knot
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but when are they going to give out more capes

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smh

void void
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can u ping people from IRC

vernal bone
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Sites know everything sadly

vernal bone
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I have noscript and no cookies, + only https, and it still tells a lot

worn ember
void void
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Charging Time: Oh

worn ember
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zero h

void void
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well it says im not logged in google

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but i am

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oh nvm

vernal bone
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I might open a reactor based on my phones battery, if it's really infinite kappalul

zealous knot
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???

vernal bone
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Oh, did you open the site on a reactor core display screen or something?

void void
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i can edit HTML too

mighty storm
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What are y'all using to view that

zealous knot
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idk so far the data it displays is so inaccurate i don't think there's a cause for concern

mighty storm
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Where's the battery one

zealous knot
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i apparently have at least 5 secret batteries on my laptop and Simon has to have their computer plugged in indefinitely

mighty storm
void void
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iphoone

mighty storm
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No that's Mac OS

potent fossil
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clearly macos

mighty storm
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but where is the battery one

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am i blind

worn ember
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should be at the bottom

mighty storm
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bottom 3 are network scan (which doesn't work?), images which i havent tried, and ads

zealous knot
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It's in the Hardware section

cedar spade
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macos more like tacos amirite

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also today I learned there's a taco bell near where I used to live, none near where I moved to now tho

mighty storm
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weird

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havent visited this repo in years

potent fossil
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playing around with jared are ya @mighty storm

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who's jared

mighty storm
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idk some bot

potent fossil
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i thought my earring hole closed for a second, I couldn't find it at all lol

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false alarm

mighty storm
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ur w0t

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now i want one

potent fossil
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i impulse decided to get my ear impaled 3 years ago

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so now i wear earrings sometimes but i haven't been

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so i thought it closed up

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but nope :D

golden gust
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ITT: simp can't find the hole

pseudo thistle
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I need a recommendation, what host would you guys recommend for a minecraft server with like 50 plugins and 30 people?

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that doesn't murder my bank account

mental meadow
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I went with my best friend like 3 years ago and honestly it was so bad xD we went to a proper piercer bc it's better for your ears than those cheap things they use everywhere else and the dude was so nice but I was so scared and shaking and after he was done I stood up and just collapsed bc it didn't hurt at all but my body was expecting so much pain that it completely shut down

potent fossil
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fast, cheap, trustworthy

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choose two

pseudo thistle
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like fast performance?

mental meadow
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But he gave me a cola which was nice

potent fossil
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fast hardware, how fast your mc server is comes down to how you configure it

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if you throw plugins on there without thinking and without performance monitoring them you're going to kill your server

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regardless

pseudo thistle
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i'd say fast, i've already done optimizing.

twin lagoon
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dedicatedmc

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bloomhost

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extravm

potent fossil
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all good choices

pseudo thistle
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yes, but they murder my bank account though, and what cpu does ExtraVM use?

mental meadow
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Just don't get SongodaHosting kek