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Why wouldn't u be able to
cuz it doesnt have all the protiens
But u would be alive
alive != living
actual lettuce is epic
i dont even like lettuce
alive != living
That's the argument crackheads give when you tell them their addiction is killing them
"Atleast I'll die happy!"
no u

tohxqq among us code
yay lettuce, i get sad when people mention jedis
i started implementing jedis and paused the project so fast ._.
tbh I only shill lettuce because I met the main developer and he seemed nice and enthusiastic xD
(and I guess because it works ¯_(ツ)_/¯)
❤️
my use case was needing dynamic subscriptions, and jedis doesnt even support that for async, or least didnt
well for pubsub, dunno about k/v storage
all the games in super mario 3d all-stars are being emulated @next wind, https://wccftech.com/super-mario-3d-all-stars-games-emulated/
I wonder if they use pirated roms again 👀
that’s what they’re charging $60 for btw
Wasn't it $50? At least I saw a picture of them at a store for $50.
Might be the store going under MSRP then
interesting
you might have seen it for €50
Priced at $59.99/£49.99, 3D All-Stars will be available as a limited digital and physical release from September 18, 2020 until March 31, 2021, Nintendo has said.
Let me try to find where I saw it
(DiscordBot) Super Mario 3D All-stars at Walmart : NintendoSwitch - 1,325 comments, 18,940 points - GCPT45, 1d ago
my use case was needing dynamic subscriptions, and jedis doesnt even support that for async, or least didnt
and doesn't handle disconnection gracefully either
Pretty sure Walmart is America only, so I'd imagine it's in USD
lettuce can reconnect easily
good dog
food or java lib?
food
food
yesterday i bought something that looked like lettuce but was actually a cabbage 
buty eah i want to use redis pubsub as backbone to my chat system
Food used as a lib
so i needed stuff like "subscribe to messages from empire Eternia"
hewo
well this re-energized my plans for that, gonna see if one of my devs wants to run with actually building that system for us
Not always
jedis just sucks
yes, and thats different
Jedis is fine
I shouldn't be using anything, it's not like a use redis in every project xD
protip
Whats wrong with jedis though?
^
@upper stump jedis doesnt have a proper/mature async api. your responsible for dealing with async yourself.
but lettuce
And?
Redis itself isnt even majorly multithreaded, and its already SO fast, you barely ever even need to do ops async
Jettuce
MD69420
LightNoseKitten
talking about pubsub here

jedis is 100% unusable for my use case
What specifically about pub/sub are you getting gains from?
ok 99% but im not doing the nasty work for that 1%
? that is an odd question
i dont get what your asking
I think I asked that backwards, but context should fill that in
Youre saying its unusable because it has no model for async
And you clarified that youre referring to using it with pub/sub
So I'm asking, what do you gain from an async api for pub/sub
the ability to change channel subscriptions on the fly
jedis requires you to destroy the connection and recreate a new one every time you change subscriptions
or worse, create a thread per subscription, which is beyond dumb
That doesn't really sound like it has anything to do with it being synchronous per se?
um that has everything to do with it lol
How?
why do you think its not?
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jedis is blocking api, lettuce is a non blocking api
its pretty simple
async does not mean threads, async means blocking or non blocking
non blocking = async. blocking = sync
I am well aware of what the word async means, but this does not make sense
Whether the connection needs to be destroyed or not does not have to be coupled with it being blocking or not
go play with both and youll see then
you just need to see how jedis works to understand why it sucks
doesn't "sync" in that case mean that no other query can be done until your previous one finished?
I know how Jedis works...
go create a subscription, then change the channels
unless newer jedis has added some api to improve that
didnt when i worked on it
@wheat quarry correct, on that thread
has anyone tried Cloudflares "Spectrum"?
Please show me what you are doing that logically couples connection destruction with it being a blocking api
Theres nothing about it being blocking that should prevent you from following this pattern:
- subscribe to channel a
- unsubscribe from channel a
- subscribe to channel b
subscribe is blocking
@gleaming rivet expensive
see, you cant even do waht you just said lol
not worth
tcpshield is likely more than enough
as soon as cloudflare costs <$500 i'd consider it
but it's an insane amount of money you have to pay right now
doesn't tcpshield require a proxy?
show me
it's also something one should be sceptical about because nothing is "free" lol
i may be stupid then, cuz i feel like its hard to setup
not really
they're just getting sponsored
one of the largest mc servers sponsors them
and they are still hosting images on imgur 👀
oooo they got a new panel design
Its blocking, so you obviously cant do it from the same call
That doesnt mean you cannot reuse that connection
Oh hi
You can call subscribe or psubscribe on an existing JedisPubSub instance to change your subscriptions.
great, now how do you get your previous subscribe to actually return to unblock the thread so you can recall it with new subscriptions?
or you can use a more modern client that is thread safe and uses netty and not deal with handling this logic yourself
only reason to use jedis is if you already built it with jedis and your just maintaining and cant afford a rewrite
You seem to misunderstand my point
I'm not vouching for, or recommending Jedis. I'm just saying your hyperbole of 100% unusable for your use case was off
i changed that to 99%
the base api is not suitable for my needs
Thats fine
i dont want to do the work to make it work
when better clients have a better designed API
why work when people can just give you money amirite
That seems a bit disingenuous
Is it actually a better API? Or is it just better for you with your use case?
👀
ngl pretty bad dark mode but a dark mode is a dark mode
Is it actually a better API? Or is it just better for you with your use case?
@upper stump lettuce has a lot better api
not only for that use-case
oh man found a benchmark of jedis vs lettuce had some interesting results - lettuce is amazingly faster.
And yeah jedis's documentation sucks
I have 0 use for a Java redis client ATM
And usually if you want to make a claim, you bear the burden of proof
I was just asking because... ya know... conversation
sure, let me get my ass home in 4 hours
Aikar did you find a Redisson vs. Jedis vs. Lettuce comparison as well?
hotswapping mobo's wen
@topaz mortar seems like redisson is mainly focused on object storage api improvements, dont see any comments on it for pubsub notes.
did find people dropping redisson for jedis lol https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/eglvtn/redisson_vs_jedis_which_redis_client_do_you_use/
(DiscordBot) Redisson vs Jedis : Which Redis client do you use? : java - 11 comments, 19 points - AdityaAnand, 8mo ago
plus iq uestion how many of its 'perks' are locked behind the paid pro version
Ah thanks. We're using Redission at work for secondfactor codes.
Thank you
libraries are for noobs
so i think lettuce is still looking like the best winner
unless you do get any api benefits of what redisson has
but was interesting one comment was like "I had to dig to find out wtf redisson calls the command I want to issue" lol
lettuce is great 😄
I am so happy I switched from jedis to lettuce, all the problems just magically went away
last I checked lettuce was the only proper lib that had support for redis streams
jedis pub/sub would randomly disconnect and start failing
I am not sure. The connections would suddenly be dropped and everything would just fail all of a sudden, super strange. Might have been me not using reconnections properly or w/e but I like the lettuce API better
so I tried it out and decided to move
yes, move far away
That is definitely strange
you would have to write code to properly handle reconnections with jedis pubsub api
thats clear from its api docs lol
Thats also not a 100% negative thing btw
restart your server every time it times out
libraries are for noobs
Now that's a hyperbole. :P
Right, I just found that easy to solve in lettuce 😛
Abstraction is not everyone's need
@pearl ibex nah
if you use libraries, youre a noob
thats a fact
not writing your own library with sockets
lol
I'm a noob then. :P
same
Nah, jedis is cool but lettuce is cooler
stop trolling
In fact, I am.
Aikar
Sxtanna causing beef with everyone again good old CV times 
You need moar sockets
WHAT
^
your trolling
Kash, wanna hear some tunes? :>
you've been on the same topic for like what 2 hours now?
anyone getting randomly kicked from entering certain areas of their map? i get kicked every time and have to clear my playerdata folder to fix
Xd
It was kind of obvious
wrong chan 
i mean, i wasnt being very serious either
well it didnt come off with a good sarcastic tone
Or maybe you just aren't great at detecting sarcasm?
it came off as a "i hope thats sarcasm"
Kek.
That's very common through text
round 2 ding ding ding
XD
ily tho ❤️
see, there's the "i hope thats sarcasm" again
kneny 🥺
WELL
michale you absolute 🐌
They are nerds
michael 🥺
lol
Don't y'all got some maths homework to do
ororo you absolute 🥔
auwura
I hate math
I know
Gimme some, cat.
actually no, i don't fit the definition of nerd lol
well actually
aikars a geek
no one is playing diablo with me :C But I started watching Naruto yesterday
yep
I'm still wondering how I managed to get through Calc 3. XD
@mental meadow not on xbox are you lol
omg why is the definition of nerd so MEAN
No PC, and on EU^^

That's racist
i play my games on my computer
xbox users have no rights
:o
on my dextop
Whats that?
java stuff?
https://github.com/SpongePowered/Configurate config lib
just a lot easier to use
Thats actually kind of funny considering the wiki page comparing them low key makes configurate look more difficult
?
bukkit
Why does everyone take everything as an argument...
found the wings yesterday @slim nymph 😄
I actually tried to go over it by writing some kind of config API. :P
im just saying lul calm ur tits
Couldn't understand the code when finished. XD
whoa those are cool
Grim Dawn > Diablo. :P
@mental meadow is that texture static?
No
its not embeding
click i will not
you must
No, it isn't static, it's actually moving and stuff 😄
are those the pony land wings @mental meadow
yeah
No, I mean like, does it stay in place while the wings move around it?
ive been in the legit one once i believe
Sort of like the end portal texture in minecraft
I grinded like 2 weeks for them a year ago and gave up and yesterday and randomly found them
I'm just playing Season a bit
Also I've stumbled over like 5 pet goblins so far
(in the last 3 days)
rn I'm trying crusasde for the first time
i started that too, i think i hit 70 on it
Sxtanna is back?
figured be good to have another STR class to share gear
Who are you? 👀
my professor has a shitty connection and I can only hear every second word .-. dum zoom lecture
Hi city
I would like to formally request a ban on all discussion of that hellscape
he's talking about juvian planets but I can't follow at all lmao
lets include a ban of all its regulars too!
I am 100% ok with that
you were one of them lol
Told*
I was never in codevision so I'm good
lucky
Well, I'll be awaiting my ban then 🙂
non roled people
Woah.
well wait just a second now
Ye heard codevision was awful
look I'm special
I'm lucky to never have experienced that
You can also join the special club using money. 
suggesting people bye code vision ban immunity by supporting paper? hmm, i guess i can get behind this
I thought CV wasn't as bad as some people said, but then I used search and looked at older messages, my god
Yes.
<@&748618676189528155> self-advertising from gamy guys
?ban 752496713234907197 advertising youtube channel
𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘆 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀#3767 was banned | advertising youtube channel
Maybe was, but you're currently not banned
Yes I know who you are 😠 I was in CV when u were still active there
So quick stef
with my SUPPORTER role
The audit log also only goes back so far, so no clue
New phone, who this?
Interesting...
lol we do
😬
Do you know who I am?!?!?!
@upper stump the kind of thing someone not worth knowing says tbh
.....
Do YoU kNoW wHo I aM????!!!?
Yeah, you definitely read that out of context
the fact that sxtanna doesn't know who I am is upsetting
helo nossr
I need to advertise PlotSquared more often so it connects >:((
here have a solar system
Looking through old messages would suggest that you left btw Sxtanna, but no way to know for sure
I need to advertise PlotSquared more often so it connects >:((
@heady spear you’ve done a life time worth of advertising for it already tho
I would highly recommend you not do that
Hello proxi
bruh
Or do, who gives a shit
how's the vibe, nossr?
nossr I keep praising you and you keep bringing me down smh
Vibe today is coughing
ooft
CV messages from before like 2019 are a good indication of what you're supposed to be banning people for 😉
i hope you get better ^^
CV was giant oofers yikes yuck puke uhhh D:
CV was extremely bad
it was also a great time tho
you're still giant oofers yikes yuck puke uhhh D:, city :>
i think a significant chunk of my chat onCV was bitching at people for shit they said
I love u 2 proxi
💋

now dont have to bitch here, can just ban
Beaverton....
i love pepega emoji
I mean, nowadays the activity is at like zero, so it's sort of not super bad now in there
Maybe I can convince my GF to let me Pepe again
I mean CV's toxicity was a big part of the charm
I don't miss it tho
most of us were friends so that was fun, but then uh
If you guys are into competitive gaming it’s some of the most toxic communities
I.e., 20 people in there were 'friends' and the other 700 didn't want to talk because of what those 20 people said.
card?
I got the nick name nice boi in there
Like.. actual physical cards?
Digital primarily, some of them did physical like poker but it was digital that brought us together
Import your air to me
I didnt realize cards could even be toxic?
It literally smells like a camp fire here at all times
tho this is oof
The players you disco dingus
87% humidity smh
Well duh the players, I'm not an idiot
You sure about that
But whats the competitive system?

You're kinda rude huh?
I'm not an idiot
lel
The competitive format varies game to game
Nowadays most of those guys play runeterra or mtga
Sxtanna actually knows how to use his brain though so I am fairly certain he's not an idiot
Unlike you
I'm nice, just not to you City 🙂
No problem, I still like you
Sxtanna is like an angry kitten tbh
There was one guy among them who was a literally god at card games but he skipped mandatory military service in his country ( Russia ) so he literally couldn’t go to any tournaments that weren’t online only and it basically killed his career, he was like the best of them too, even the other pros recognized his skill, normal players didn’t even know his name
it's a cute kind of hostile
also iirc ur not ugly either so it's cute in more ways than one
🤢
KIGGY
city you should go meet the forest guy again
no I don't want to meet random guys
uhm hello #adorable-pets
WHY is there no dog channel?!??
If you guys talk about cats you get a cat collage
Is this racism??
because people here have decided not to like dogs
dogs > cats
if you wanna talk about dogs u gotta go over to spigot
Absolutely not.
spigot is the place for dogs
I will not stand for this inequality
I am gonna send picture of cute dog tho
sounds like segregation to me
Dogs are too much for me I owned one for 8 years and I don’t miss taking him outside every day
dis is my bby
Cute doggo.
thats a cute dog
he's a big derp
Cats literally poop in a box for you like gentlemen
Cute dog!
I have automatic litter boxes so it’s ez as heck to own them
In USA outdoor cat life span is 2 years, indoor 14 years ( averages )
I don’t let them out they are my precious prisoners
Well tbh two of our cats have died
one was hit with a shovel
because he peeds in our neighbours backyard
and the other cat was attacked by birds
Yo fuck your neighbor
ye no he fucking nuts
Imma bout to go hit him with a shovel
How does a cat die from birds, though? Sounds like that should be an easy win for the cat?
Hawks most likely
large birds most likely
I mean if it's a murder of crows vs. a small house cat
That makes sense, yeah
the crows will beat the shit out of the cat
There are places where large birds swoop up pets
Bro owls here fly by your head like dicks
dicks fly by your head there?

i'll just go
City I don’t know if I ever said it but I determined I like you, can we be internet friends
i mean ive seen people throw dildos at people, but that sounds like its a common occurence
You constantly bully me but I prefer this 😛
@twin lagoon its apple so what, snooze
that is true
if the iphone 12 isn't shit then I'm angry because I just got the 11 pro max lmao
but i do want to see what revolutionary crap they announce now
prob just introducing some other idea thats over priced that you can get elsewhere cheaper
bro if they get rid of the notch then that'd be insane
nah
imagine not having a giant ass notch on top of the phone
they'd do that next year city
good
then I can get the 13 😛
I get iphones for the EcoSyStEm
the ecosystem is what sucks lol
I very much disagree but to each their own
you are entitled to have the wrong opinion
Rude, i was only on cv at the end of it’s lifetime
ecosystem is nice but I'm gonna try my hardest to not get into it
Apple phones are a great UX from my experience
like I heard (and saw) that it's really nice when you have everything set up, but getting to that point requires a lot of money I'm not willing to spend
yeah UX is good
very stable overall
no wackyness
I mean, if it wasn't so expensive, I'd maybe give it a try.
I don't think people jump in and buy all the ecosystem products all at once. its an over time thing
or just have same ecosystem on google for cheaper lol
I mean, it's all the stuff you'd need to replace
e.g. i'd need to replace my sleep tracker, my watch would also probs be cut back on iOS, etc, etc
i guess if all youve experienced is samsung phones or other phones your android experience is tainted
but when you get clean google phones, its just clean and works
I've been on the "maybe I'll get an iPhone" train for a little while, especially as I had one in the past, but, eeerrr....
I also like being able to replace shit like my screen if I go full moron
i only buy google phones, no bloat
I'm still holding off
still rocking my pixel 2 xl, pixel 5a is weaker than 2xl
under screen is going to become a thing soon I guess
lol yeah
they did a big switcheroo in startagey on gen 5
I'm glad they moved away from 1k$ price tags, was a tough pill to swallow
yeah
Hence desire to make this phone last....
I hate the way we're going
one plus also lost it's charm to me at least
they were very appealing but now they're basically just a flagship company
I'm glad google decided to turn around
Anyone try out JDK 15 yet? 😄
Nashorn is gone

Can't wait for people to come in crying about PlaceholderAPI JS Placeholders randomly stopping.
The options for tweaking inlining behavior have been split up into separate options for the C1 and C2 compilers
ZGC is now production ready, has anyone played with it for minecraft?
I know some people had been using ZGC already, some with succesful results.
it can perform well but a lot of the time it underreports pauses
Some people have but it's not used a lot right now.
UseLargePages does nothing on Windows now
We've seen a few people using it, some where it works well, some where it craps the bed (and doesn't even tell you...)
I think it's purely down to getting the right balance of ram with the CPU you have so it can run fast enough to keep up, otherwise it starts doing oddball things like pausing threads which are allocating memory to give it time to clean up
and guess which thread it loves
Was disabled because it doesn't work with java2d stuff, you'd think they'd use their fancy module system to tell if you're using java2d or not first
It will also force you to remove bad/leaky plugins. Since it can't deal with them.
welp, i shaded configurate and now i cant upload to spigot anymore cuz my plugin grew with 3MB 
is 1.16.3 paper stable yet
yes
ok
🥺
i'm just setting up my linux mint server now
linux mint server
yes
😖
one man does not linux mint & server
my desktop has a wierd bug with every other linux i've tried
so mint it is
at least it isn't windows
¯_(ツ)_/¯
it's a server
@magic river so far ZGC has not been great. it lies about pause times and has struggled to keep up with minecraft, requiring you to give it huge amounts of memory just to help ensure it has enough overhead to never fill up
.flags
Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs
ook sorry if i sound dumb i just havent messed with mc servers for a bit
i also worry about cpu trade offs with ZGC as well as the cost of read barriers over write barriers
what about shenandoah
dunno, not many has ran that and studied it
i tried it on my server today
i don't understand it
200ms gc cycles but 0.1ms pauses
well that means its concurrent, its running gc operations while app still runs
Thats also kind of the entire point of it
i question if they will run into fragmentation issues like CMS though
or does it do compaction too
it all boils down to work has to be done, this work isnt free, but can you do the work with less pauses on app threads
and theres overhead for reducing pause times.
Has anyone seen this Minecraft and Aether Engine news? Anyone know anything about it and if it's Bedrock only?
you can pretty much guarantee it's bedrock only
ive seen people have random server crashes from sheneadoah
. Therefore, the reasonable heap size is dependent on LDS and allocation pressure in the workload: for a given allocation rate, larger LDS-es require proportionally larger heap sizes; for a given LDS, larger allocation rates require larger heap sizes.
and have it stop when using g1 or zgc
Ive experienced the complete opposite
i feel thats gonna be the biggest hurdle, people run servers with too little memory for ZGC/Shen
if you got the memory and it works, sure go for it
ZGC just isn't optimized for low memory situations. Unlike G1 it refuses to run on less than 128Mb of memory.
Kind of sad.
Are any new versions of minecraft not a shit show?
1.12
I said new
latest
Is it better?
every update is worse with one exception in 1.16
they did one legit great optimization in 1.16 but its not like it saves the day
Already hate it.
And what was the optimization?
looks sharp
Apparently this is what everything from apple is going to look like now
Very iphone 5
I like it
mbp 2018 was sharp already
fingerprint power button is poggers
restart
ptero schedule works ok
use i0xh3x's serverrestart plugin
very limited though
you get 5 schedules max iirc
restart plugin would be useless in ptero
oh are we not advertising that dude's panel thing
hasn't he been here to plug it today smh
did someone say AMP
there we go
is the cronjob gmt
I only know of 1 amp
amp's not that grat anyway
or what timezone
and amp is trash
@upper stump the way block data is stored in a bit format in memory. the structure doesnt perfectly align on the byte level to the block size, so when the structure filled up, data would cross over 2 blocks and the code would have to assemble it back together. they changed it to skip the last remaining bytes and move to the next block which greatly simplifies put and get operations by reducing the complexity of the op codes
AMP being google's thing right
@slim nymph that's a memory vs CPU tradeoff though, now chunks are larger
Probably worth it, but not obvious ahead of time
so, very miniscule memory lol
no it's this ptero-esque panel that's closed source and advertised in here on a daily basis by the author
mainly depends how many different combinations of blocks are in the chunk. simple chunks likely dont even fill a single block
however, the complexity to support that potential impacted them still
Oh the yeah AMP sucks big time
Today I went to look at an apartment that my current, uh, person who rents out apartments, also rents out. He asked if there was still noise from upstairs, I told him about it for a bit and he's like "He is probably a drug dealer" xD
and its probably like 3 bytes
mule: "no big deal"
Well he said because I don't bug them, I don't cause any problems for anyone else, and I pay my rent on time, and this has been the case for 5 years, he'd like to just kick my upstairs neighbor out and find a new one, but he needs quite a bit more to do so.
So now I'm considering hiring a private investigator.
go to sleep, mule!
I mean I'm pretty sure he's involved in some sketchy business, especially since the police knocked on my door to ask about him, so it would probably net me some good results... In the short term. Not sure he's the kinda guy to just ignore something like that, and I don't want to become the reason he gets a second drop tattooed under his eye...
It's only 8 PM Prox what the hell. I'm not five!
We know, you're five and a half
person who rents out apartments
landlord? ;P
AND THREE QUARTERS
Okay, okay, you can eh go to bed 5 minutes later
No he is not really around. He's like a sales person type of guy.
agent?
Like there are three entities that I interact with about my apartment: this AGENT probably thanks cat, some company somewhere that sort of is my point of contact, and then this guy who just fixed the lighting in my bathroom.
I think the company is the landlord. They're the ones I pay rent to.
👏 3 interactions, im so proud of you
It took me a lot of therapy to dare contact all of them.
Oof
I assume it's an agent and then a landlord company thing and then a... Caretaker? He mows the lawn as well.
An apartment janitor man.
At your age that's called a babysitter, but good enough 😉
does he take you to the park at least?
He holds my pp when I pee
hot
He could be a super
yes
👀
So I was babysitting my nephew this one time when he was four, and we went for a walk to a playground. Fun stuff. On the way back he goes "I have to pee" and I'm like "we're home soon" and he looks at me like that's irrelevant information and says "I have to pee now". So I take him to the fence and help him unbutton his little pants and that, he goes "help me" so I reluctantly grab his little worm and aim it while he pees. When he's finished, I just shake it because I figure you always do that. He just bursts out laughing "EHEHE THAT TICKLES". I immediately just let go of everything and throw my arms in the air, look around to see if I have to explain myself to anyone, and then told him "uh you can sort that out yourself".

More recently, my sister was babysitting him, and they're walking down the street and he starts scratching his crotch weirdly. My sister goes "don't rub your willy" and he's like "why not? It feels nice".
lol
Ok thanks for that i guess
wtf
Fun fact: some adults are still stupid
Adults are kids with a slightly higher age stat
nou
Cat. Ur already middle aged. You'll be dead soon
fuckin' 'bout time
Oof
Age is just a number.
My colleague got pulled to the side at the daycare and asked if he could explain something his son had been saying all day. It was "me and my dad play pik (Danish word) together". Now, pik means dick, and "playing dick" is masturbation as you may have intelligently deduced already. So my colleague is like "uh, I have no idea..." calls his kid over and says "what is it that we play together?" and he just goes "pik! we play pik!". And so he continues "okay, uhm, how... do we do that?" and he says "on mom's phone!". Colleague goes "wait do you mean Peggle?" and he's like "yes pik!"
these stories are just making me anxious
lmfao
👀
I'm glad my language isn't the only one which uses pik as dick haha
so pik-man is dick-man?
Pikkemand is weird slang for penis as well yes
Age is just a number.
i only hear those over 40 say this when they wanna be teens 😎
Obviously when someone playing Minecraft says "ah fuck my pick broke" it's funny.
okay grandpa
and two braincells
cat olddddddddd!
i slept through the apple event so im a bit behind, but damn it can measure blood oxygen levels lol
whats the point of it tracking sleep, when tf are you supposed to charge it
When you shower
tru
During important business meetings
during the day when you're sitting at your desk, etc
at this point most of new apple stuff is just "hey luk, a new macbuk, a new watch, and a new phone with a slightly better camera and no better battery"
i'm just gonna put a giant induction coil under my bed so the watch charges when i sleep
There's plenty of opertunity to charge a watch without it being a "Well, shit, now I don't got my watch"
a nev vatch
everything else, yeah p much
next year apple watch will literally just prescribe medication if needed /s
Does it have a McDonald's counter for TheMolkaPL?
Because I think that might be a health thing
it has an ecg, is that good enough
Electronic Counter of Guacamole
molka doesn't need a mcd counter, he can just count days at this point
how tf does the compass app calculate elevation
i was on a plane and it was like "yep youre thousands of feet in the air"
gps?
It's simple, it uses rotation
i thought that was just x,z not y
The more you rotate, the higher up you go.
gps provides much more than just xyz
bruh, apple 1 - discord 0
With three satellites you get two points in space. One is likely so far up into space that it's unrealistic.
With four you get a single point.
there are 9 iirc?
27 or something
oh wow
i’m really just excited for the ps5 event tmr
inb4 600€
You can download an app that shows where they currently are in AR!
why do yall do 600€ and not €600
@mighty storm uwu
because it's not euro 600
hi proxi :3
woa
because it's 600 euros
cause 600 euros
cause it's 600 euros
600 euro, not euro 600
yeah, which is €600
no it's not
no, 600€ is 600 euros
Prox we're phasing out the uwu haven't you heard?
that reads as euro 600
go away chew
no thats euros 600
@green turret uwu
yall are backwards smh
u
No simple!
thank you mule, at least one sane person here
ikr
yes
what the fuck is wrong with you all
where do you live
dum you're oh peeins
we do #kr in norway, sweden, denmark, and iceland too; # kroner/kronor/kronar/krónur
krynyr
freedom dollars are the best currency
sorry can't hear you from all the way down there on literally any freedom index
I just want a price and preorder date for the ps5 tomorrow
I just want a price and preorder date for the ps5 tomorrow
@spiral zinc this X 999999999999999999
I’m gonna be upset if I miss the pre order window
my guess is $1000
lolwut
this is the second to last event they have before holidays this year so hopefully they reveal price and launch date this event, and do a teardown at pax
$499 max
idk i dont own consoles
prolly like 450-550
nah its gonna be like 450
@green turret you forgot iceland!
how much was xbox fridge
Fuck
I’d buy it as long as it doesn’t go over 1000
I mean fuckur
i don’t really care about the other games they announce since spider-man miles morales is a launch title
you sound like me and apple, nossr
but i’d love to see gow announced
the xbox seems like the better console this generation
especially with the smaller version
its so cheap
the SE of consoles
Yeah nah
xbox one was bad
they're pretty equal this round
The series s is Garbo
The series s is Garbo
@stiff yarrow no u
I just want a Nintendo Switch
i mean the specs are pretty much identical so it's really just what games do they support tbh
I haven’t heard of the xsx getting any worthwhile exclusives
the thing with consoles for me is; pc >>>>>>> consoles, so if any, I'd only get a switch and a ps for the exclusive titles
yeah i mean i just own my consoles for exclusives
@green turret fjandi*
ill never play games on anything other than my switch tbh, dont wanna throw off work/play balance
Series s isn’t even going to support game enhancements from last gen because of its weaker hardware
i owned a xbox one but really never used it
it has some reaaaally nice ones. but rn I just have a switch and don't plan on getting a PS, yeah
switch for portable ow and then pc for everything else 
i cant play on consoles except for the wii and the dsi
ow on consoles is so bad
those are the best consoles imo
damn $12/mo for apple watch se with the apple card financing, let's go
it really is
switch for portable ow
Apple Watch ain’t worth it
but its so damn easy to get up the ladder
who would win, some useless nitro or an actually useful watch
ow as in... overwatch?
yes
i need to rebuy wii sports resort because my disc is broken
there is a huge cheater problem in diamond/masters in ow
You play OW on the switch... ?
ow on switch lol
not mainly
Please tell me what thats like
cheating smurfs usually get banned before reaching GM
obviously 10€/month discord nitro, chew 
I just want to play Breath of the Wild and Odyssey :(
If Xbox game selection is like last gen it’s dead to me
@stiff yarrow this
euro 10 euro 10
Switch is great mule, can recommend.
@spiral zinc on the switch or in general?
yee i got it as a gift, it's a switch lite tho :/
I have considered buying Xbox but every time I look into it the game selection is a joke
But it costs money and I really suck at spending money D:
ps5 has always had my hype because spider-man, god of war, etc
i don’t remember any other exclusives i’ve played recently
Switch and PS4 are great
oh yeah, tlou2
Well, that's not necessarily a bad thing
nah i mean on pc @upper stump
80% of games are available on pc, ps, and xbox, so why not just get PC, i dont get it
that’s really the only drawback of comp ow on PC
no just a huge cheater problem
LOL
But my Playstation fan friend says I can borrow his Switch maybe because he doesn't use it and he wants the PS5 :D
you get stuck in a ladder you shouldn’t be in
80% of games are available on pc, ps, and xbox, so why not just get PC, i dont get it
@mighty storm I am building a pc for my living room for gaming but tbh I’m going to be playing PlayStation and switch way more
I haven’t used my switch in like months
As long as it's in decent condition go for it
pc seems like the best, just due to its versatility. you can play any xbox game, you can use whatever controller you want, its cheap if you do research, and you can get an insane amount of cheap indie games on steam and stuff
every game sucks
I can't play with a mouse because of RSI :(
i haven't seen a lot of cheaters and im masters @spiral zinc
once every month maybe
yeah siwtch is great, i hate buying games because i often dont get my money's worth
super mario 3d all stars is 60 bucks oof
The best is owning all the consoles ( except Xbox
)
I'm in GM on support, I get a cheater every 3-4 games
they’re generally in diamonds trying to climb to gm @cunning raft
I can't play with a mouse because of RSI :(
@green turret that sucks, i hope i never have to worry about that, although i do get carpal tunnel alot
TD can you give me your Switch?
@humble falcon bit expensive but there's no way i wont play it for 60 hours







