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ashen nacelle
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yes i know what i did is a federal crime

zealous knot
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nobody will ever pursue such a fucking case

vestal jasper
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Yeah and?

ashen nacelle
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do i care much ... No

vestal jasper
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I'm arguing it is hacking. It's dumb and pointless but I'm refuting the claim that it isn't hacking.

zealous knot
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fair enough catman vicc

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wanna see a pic of my grandparent's cat?

vestal jasper
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Flying isn't a hack imo though

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You're not accessing anything, you're just telling the server "lol I'm in the air"

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And the notchian server (typically) obeys it

ashen nacelle
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its harder to attempt a forceop unless access to the server console is weak in security

zealous knot
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@vestal jasper Lol i'm in the air

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obey me

vestal jasper
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No

zealous knot
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fuck you

vestal jasper
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I'm not notchian

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I'm made in rust /s

zealous knot
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hahaha you're rusty

vestal jasper
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Ok boomer

zealous knot
vestal jasper
ashen nacelle
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my securty for my console is pretty decent but nothing is foolproof

vestal jasper
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Ok

ashen nacelle
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i did say earlier

I would be concern if somone was playing on your server using BlackArch and Kali Linux
@ashen nacelle

vestal jasper
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Fix do you like spaghetti?

zealous knot
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yes i do

twin lagoon
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why would anyone be scared of kali linux or blackarch

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they're operating systems

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they're not going to do shit

vestal jasper
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Haha XD hackeros

twin lagoon
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barty you are even scarier than those two

warm anchor
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Hacker man

ashen nacelle
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those are linux distros for hacking and penetration testing

twin lagoon
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yes

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what's your point

ashen nacelle
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they come preloaded with all those toolsets

twin lagoon
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yes

zealous knot
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penetration uwu

twin lagoon
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those toolsets won't do shit if you just protect your stuff

vestal jasper
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Doesn't mean the person using them knows what they're doing

twin lagoon
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and keep stuff up to date

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and that

ashen nacelle
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i said nothing is foolproof

twin lagoon
warm anchor
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r/iam14andthisisdeep

ashen nacelle
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if one is determined enough they could still get through

twin lagoon
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no

zealous knot
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vicc why did you ask me if i like spaghetti if you're not sharing any with me mfPepeHands

warm anchor
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Lmao

twin lagoon
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well

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excluding social engineering of some sort

vestal jasper
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Imo the person who decides to rely on "lol this os is for hacking" instead of building their own tools typically knows next to nothing on the subject.

zealous knot
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that's like joining this server because there's a few smart people here

ashen nacelle
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i use kali linux when i need to do password cracking

zealous knot
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omfg

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FBI WYA

ashen nacelle
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i have it set to use my GPU

void void
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ok but who asked

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fr tho

twin lagoon
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bruteforcing

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hefty

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spooky

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scary

warm anchor
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This is like the worse server to claim to be a hacker man

vestal jasper
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Let me guess you install the low orbit ion cannon when someone pisses you off? KekwLaugh

ashen nacelle
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which results in over 100million hash guesses/sec

twin lagoon
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charging muh lazer

zealous knot
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Okay at this point i feel this guy is baiting

twin lagoon
vestal jasper
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Also from my experience people who do lots of penn testing often show it instead of saying they do it

twin lagoon
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guys i just ddossed my router

spice finch
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michael why are you destroying things which you have paid for?

warm anchor
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No dude carful now he’s gonna SSH into your samgsung fridge and turn up the temp to 70 @zealous knot

zealous knot
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OMG HE DODSD HIS ROUTER

twin lagoon
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cdfn ur next

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watch out

spice finch
ashen nacelle
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@twin lagoon ROFL!!!!!!

vestal jasper
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Get fucked CDN boy

twin lagoon
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i am entering the mainframe

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updating my botnet

spice finch
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i am being bullied

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help pls

twin lagoon
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i use arch linux

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a real hackerman os

zealous knot
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UWU MICHAEL WHAT IS THISD

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fuck why am i cappin

zealous wedge
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have you hacked the Gibson yet

twin lagoon
vestal jasper
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I don't even need to read any text I know fully well from that shape that you installed a package

twin lagoon
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pentagon gpg servers down

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mainframe offline

vestal jasper
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Now the question is which one

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Also looks like pacman

ashen nacelle
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@twin lagoon you just showd a image of yum/dnf at work

twin lagoon
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yes

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very much yum

ashen nacelle
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those are package managers for RHEL

zealous knot
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ok whatever it is it's way sexier than apt

twin lagoon
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yummy yummy in my tummy

void void
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u got that yummy

twin lagoon
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@zealous knot it's yay, an AUR wrapper for arch linux

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in this case running pacman since yay defaults to updating

vestal jasper
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^

zealous knot
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so like, what's the difference between pacman and apt? can i use that instead?

twin lagoon
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i mean no that was my botnet cnc server

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technically yes

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no you shouldn't

warm anchor
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Ain’t that the whole point of game barty

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Also on Steam version there’s cheaters

vestal jasper
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There's cheaters in all versions of all games

warm anchor
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If you encounter people who don’t get knockdown and you can’t interact with them, those are cheats

vestal jasper
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Also how pathetic do you have to be to cheat in fall guys? Cheating in other multiplayer games is pathetic but doing so in fall guys is even more so

twin lagoon
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jumpboost iirc

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no gravity

warm anchor
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How do people cheat in a fun fucking party game

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Lmao

vestal jasper
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^

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Dude ima cheat in Mario party

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Auto clicker op

warm anchor
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Well the game is made with fun in mind and I think the dev does not have any chest prevention

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They are also working on private lobby iirc

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Coz currently you can only play via public MM

ashen nacelle
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thing is i have a USB stick i carry on my keyring that contains a suite of tools to get into almost any computer.
among the tools on the stick are varius bootable images using AIO multiboot
Kali Linux
SysRescueCD
ESET System Rescue (Emergency Antivirus)
WinPE (Bob.omb edition)
Hirens WinPE
Linux Mint install
Windows 10 2004 Install x32 and x64
and Multiple bootloaders like Grub, Clover, rEFInd, and Lilo

twin lagoon
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same

spice finch
warm anchor
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XDddd

spice finch
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should I run so you won't hack my computer?

twin lagoon
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cdfn i already have ur files

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pay $500 btc

spice finch
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gib address

twin lagoon
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got ur homework folder & noodles

warm anchor
ashen nacelle
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and when in windows i have applications such as
Speccy,
CrystalDiskMark
CrystalDiskInfo
Eset Online Scanner
MalwareBytes
Avast
among various scripts for diagnositng and fixing issues

slim nymph
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implied they had brains

spice finch
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Yeah I'm using Avast for hacking people too

warm anchor
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They get high by people calling them stupid

spice finch
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very powerful tool

twin lagoon
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i'm quite a fan of Norton

slim nymph
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clamav is best av

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my windows are defended by S&W645.exe

spice finch
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windows deffender

twin lagoon
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guys i just hacked my pc

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all of these services

ashen nacelle
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I am a computer Technician.
this usb stick i carry is my lifeline in my field of work

twin lagoon
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those are "microservices"

warm anchor
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Wow hacker man

void void
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michael wtf

twin lagoon
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hello violet uwu

void void
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i did not expect to see you here

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i was barely even looking

slim nymph
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michaels been here for ages

twin lagoon
void void
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michael is my co-worker

twin lagoon
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i have direct memory access

spice finch
slim nymph
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is it the same michael

twin lagoon
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CDFN

slim nymph
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theres a lot of michaels

void void
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yes

twin lagoon
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violet's one of my 69420 freelancers

slim nymph
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spare some

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to paper

ashen nacelle
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Computer Technicians
We do Precision Guesswork
Based on Unreliable Data
From Those of Questionable Knowledge

twin lagoon
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just outsource to india aikar

void void
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working on paper is like wiping with sand... paper

twin lagoon
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it's the new meta

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barty eat my left nut

limber knotBOT
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why your left

slim nymph
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working on paper makes your plugin developer not cancer

twin lagoon
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because right is always right chew

void void
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you are accusing me of being cancer

twin lagoon
slim nymph
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um no?

spice finch
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sue him

slim nymph
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thats not what i said lol

void void
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i'll have you know i have produced 13 videos targeted towards children

twin lagoon
void void
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:')

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oh actually 12, wilbur's audience is older i think

twin lagoon
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"what do you do for a living"

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ya i help produce minecraft videos

void void
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LMAO

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according to my website i'm "the developer behind 13 videos, by 5 creators, with 5.9 million combined views"

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because then it makes me sound important

twin lagoon
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er sorry i mean

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produce minecraft videos for youtubers that are targeting towards children with a high socioeconomic status

void void
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produce minecraft videos for youtubers that make 10x what i make per video

slim nymph
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dem videos better be labeled as targetting children!

void void
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no

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then my job would be gone

twin lagoon
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yeah that's boring

slim nymph
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reported

void void
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i have had no work the last few days and im so bored

slim nymph
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make a video on you making a video

void void
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i wanted to do that

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but bosses got mad at the idea of releasing sauce

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i've now opened way more PRs than i've merged, epic start to the whole needing mergers fix 😎

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good night

twin lagoon
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@minor badge lovepoes

slim nymph
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use hot sauce instead

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@twin lagoon catHug

void void
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my sauce is the hottest

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oh nickname pronouns smart

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LOL WAIT fAULT IS IN THE CALL

ashen nacelle
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Theres a video on yt of me eating a scorpion pepper

void void
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HAHAHA

twin lagoon
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who the fuck is fault

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oh

slim nymph
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fault?

void void
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retired complex manager

slim nymph
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notmyfault?

void void
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yes

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i spoke to him like once

slim nymph
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dunno wtf a complex manager is

void void
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complex-gaming

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pixelmon network

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i worked there for like 2 weeks kekw

twin lagoon
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yeah i've been in a call with dinnerbone how are you guys

void void
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yeah wtf was the context behind that mike

twin lagoon
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idk

slim nymph
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secrets

fallen oracle
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Michael was bad

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@twin lagoon dum

void void
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dinnerbone wanted to meet one of the content creators

twin lagoon
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oh that's true barty!

slim nymph
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though it was a lot of me talking to him michael 😛

zealous wedge
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needed practice being upside down

twin lagoon
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that is also true!

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aikar async entities wen

void void
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how do i get pink

ashen nacelle
twin lagoon
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1.17 wen

slim nymph
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though "talking" to DB isnt uncommon least to me lol

zealous wedge
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they won't give me pink :(

void void
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weird flex but ok aikar

twin lagoon
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@cosmic raft hello give z0w0 pink

void void
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"yeah im cool i talk to minecraft guy"

twin lagoon
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the entirety of minecraft is just flexing

slim nymph
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db and grum have been in public communities for years

void void
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this is true

mighty storm
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z0w0 would look very pretty in pink uwu

void void
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my resume is flexing

zealous wedge
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ya they're not hard to talk to lol

slim nymph
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but they use to talk a lot more in a private sponge channel

void void
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i would look pretty in pink smh

zealous wedge
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who hasn't talked to them

mighty storm
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me

twin lagoon
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chuwu

topaz mortar
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Ah good to know.

vernal moth
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aikar and me harrased him about the mapping license in VC before, and we got what we wanted in the end ^^

limber knotBOT
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uwu

slim nymph
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but if you know where they are, they dont get angry for pinging them for relevant shit

void void
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hey guys i run a minecraft server for a youtuber, beat that

twin lagoon
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how's rory

limber knotBOT
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cute

vernal moth
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is grum still alive? havent seen him much

twin lagoon
void void
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chew why are you talking both on discord and irc

slim nymph
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i havent seen him talk in a while

void void
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didn't grum get flak recently

limber knotBOT
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gotta maintain the average

twin lagoon
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yeah i manage minecraft servers for a living too

limber knotBOT
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depends on what channel/server im tabbed into on irc/discord respectively

void void
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was the same channel

ashen nacelle
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Discord is practically a irc

limber knotBOT
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sometimes they overla

slim nymph
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chewww discord only! 😛

limber knotBOT
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discord is irc but worse

slim nymph
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you need to flex the colored name

void void
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oh god you're one of those people

slim nymph
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cant be all white name

limber knotBOT
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give her voice!

slim nymph
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im not opening irc lol

limber knotBOT
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i hide with the whitenames on irc

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we're just normal people

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when am i getting voice in irc :0

limber knotBOT
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no roles here

slim nymph
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ask kash

twin lagoon
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aikar parallellization manager wen

limber knotBOT
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proxi u'd get op

void void
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LOL

limber knotBOT
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kashikeeeeeee

void void
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I'LL GIVE YOU EXPOSURE

twin lagoon
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@spare venture where's my donator rank

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@cosmic raft angy

limber knotBOT
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hey hey don't ask

void void
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"IT'S GOOD EXPERIENCE, YOU'RE A STUDENT, YOU CAN'T DO BETTER"

limber knotBOT
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last time I "asked" i got kicked

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I don't want to be exposed :(

twin lagoon
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fuck

void void
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barty i can't express to you

twin lagoon
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what if i ask twice

void void
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how many of my DMs were like that for a while

twin lagoon
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@spare venture where's my donator rank

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where's my 100% off

limber knotBOT
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owo

void void
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barty do you ru na server or something

serene bolt
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more barty advertising propaganda

limber knotBOT
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thank u Zoidberg

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what is that zoidberg notif

void void
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oh 28 players pog

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@serene bolt uwu

serene bolt
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uwu!!

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void void
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i love uwus

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barty isn't that the whole factions mentality

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pump and dump

limber knotBOT
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chuwu

slim nymph
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stock scams!

limber knotBOT
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yay

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yee proxi

void void
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both bad

serene bolt
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why no mcmmo ;(

void void
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if a network doesn't have something unique i don't log into it

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and not unique like 'we have a towny extension'

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like something new

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it's so dreadfully boring to work on networks like that

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i haven't been sending out any applications lately because

limber knotBOT
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alright bad news i gotta go for a while, gotta say goodbye to rory :(

void void
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man minecraft youtubers are fun

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you do something new every project

slim nymph
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do you know how confused people get when they see we have "Town" and then we dont have towny lol

limber knotBOT
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BartyTowns wen

serene bolt
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goodbye to rory
monkaS

limber knotBOT
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AikarTowns

void void
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but i always hate like

limber knotBOT
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bye chew and Rory

void void
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"our prison network has these custom enchantments"

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like who cares thats not new

limber knotBOT
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whats that thing mojang has? like servers, there should be something like Barty[Mojang server thing]

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barty turns into a MC host

void void
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origin realms realms origins original realm,,, @twin lagoon

twin lagoon
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origin realms yes

slim nymph
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I think I aliased /towny to residence lol

twin lagoon
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have you seen our latest cutscene video @void void

void void
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no mike

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although i do want to interact with you more

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because you are my only coworker

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idc if i have to buy a water cooler

twin lagoon
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see now you're missing out and this is where i'll utilise free advertising to post a link

void void
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did u record this michael

ashen nacelle
twin lagoon
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no

void void
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DWIGHT SCHRUTE

twin lagoon
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"doki doki literature club"

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jesus christ no

void void
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IM QUIRKY I LIKE THE OFFICE

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QUIRKY OFFICE ADVENTURE GIRL

twin lagoon
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@void void ya our team loves the office i hate it

void void
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it's not a bad show the people who watch it are bad people

slim nymph
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office doesnt make you quirky

void void
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thats the joke aikar

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@twin lagoon do u get paid

twin lagoon
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yes

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trillions

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billions

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quadrillions

void void
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what

twin lagoon
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yes i'm bill gates now

void void
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billions is smaller than trillions

limber knotBOT
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i don't, sponsor me

void void
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why would you go in that order

twin lagoon
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depends on from what angle you're looking at it

limber knotBOT
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I mean people do day/month/year sooo

void void
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is this java or bedrock michael

twin lagoon
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java

limber knotBOT
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ask them

void void
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do you think itll get any players

twin lagoon
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no

void void
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also its been sumner 2020 for a while

twin lagoon
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it's still summer

void void
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COMING SUMMER 2020
posted august 2020

fierce finch
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help I’m on fire overhere

void void
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1

limber knotBOT
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discord be like

void void
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he makes 1

twin lagoon
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931284032149713284712730

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a billion bitcoin is worth more than a trillion dollars

limber knotBOT
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you darn americans

serene bolt
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wait what's up with that cutscene, was that an actual in game thing?

twin lagoon
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yes

serene bolt
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wtf

twin lagoon
void void
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no yeah origin realms is insanely well designed

limber knotBOT
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alright cya fr now good day gus

void void
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i just give it crap because michael works on it

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bye chew

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@twin lagoon uwu

twin lagoon
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uwu

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go to bed

void void
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why do you guys just randomly uwu each other

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it is

twin lagoon
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because uwu is cool

slim nymph
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please dont post stuffl ike that @ashen nacelle

twin lagoon
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@void void uwu

void void
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@twin lagoon uwu

twin lagoon
void void
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i can't do that one

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one of these days i'm gonna post the wrong michael

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twin lagoon
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@slim nymph

serene bolt
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adam, no

twin lagoon
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this is a perfect moment to ban someone

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@ashen nacelle

twin lagoon
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it is quite frankly the perfect excuse to get rid of someone annoying

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take advantage

shrewd stag
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what did I just saw?

twin lagoon
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congratulations you've banned him

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let me go through my emotional support images

vernal moth
void void
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thank u michael

void void
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i was having a rought time

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looking at them

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kitties

twin lagoon
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kitties

vernal moth
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mfw michael is stealing my kitten pics

twin lagoon
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shut up

shrewd stag
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thanks

void void
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thank you for making me feel better mike ❤️

limber knotBOT
void void
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AWW

twin lagoon
slim nymph
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whats that sytnax to ping by id? @\142358497659584513

twin lagoon
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@<id >

void void
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@<id>

vernal moth
void void
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AWWWWW

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I LOVE THEM

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aint it <@id>

void void
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oh

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ur right

limber knotBOT
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oh i've not been logged in correctly this entire time

void void
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michael tripped me up

slim nymph
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?mute @<142358497659584513> 1h Suicide images after told to stop

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didnt work o.o

void void
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just do the id if its dyno

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also its

vernal moth
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?mute @ashen nacelle 1h Suicide images after told to stop

void void
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<@a>

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there u go

slim nymph
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?mute @ashen nacelle 1h Suicide images after told to stop

zealous knot
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what suicide images

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cant mute people you kick

zealous knot
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wtf

limber knotBOT
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.

zealous knot
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what did i miss

slim nymph
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does it usually respond lol

twin lagoon
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?mute @slim nymph yeet

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worth a shot

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if you ping someone who exists, yes

void void
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?mute @twin lagoon uwu

spice finch
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Michael that's illegal

grave oxide
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Cant mute higher users

twin lagoon
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the bot could've been as scuffed as the one on servercraft where someone @ everyoned using a google command

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it was worth a shot

void void
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LOL

spice finch
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Yeah I got pinged there too

glad narwhal
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i just saw episode of old serial where hacker hacked Russian db via PowerPoint

spice finch
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That was funny exploit tho

limber knotBOT
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lol

void void
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i will stay on 2 minecraft admin servers for my life

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and go nowhere else

limber knotBOT
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okay now i'm signed in correctly

zealous knot
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why did this guy send tho

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what are suicide images

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wtf

void void
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images of

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suicide

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???

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wdym

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its pretty clear

twin lagoon
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@zealous knot doki doki literature club

zealous knot
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straight up people yeeting?

twin lagoon
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||hanging anime girl||

glad narwhal
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ddlc

latent valve
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ohh i see

twin lagoon
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violet KUKW

void void
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I DELETED IT

zealous knot
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oh that shit

glad narwhal
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Sayonara

void void
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i realised that wasnt a good joke

latent valve
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of FIX
here

Rent-a-Girlfriend
Fire Force Season 2
Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (UnCensored)
Shokugeki no Souma: Gou no Sara
zealous knot
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that game fuckin sucks tho

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i'm watching rent a girlfriend right now

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it's so fucking cringe

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but i cant stop

glad narwhal
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what game?

zealous knot
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there's some moments where awkwardness is too hard to watch i have to literally look away

twin lagoon
latent valve
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yea

#

ahha

glad narwhal
#

@zealous knot what game?

void void
#

@twin lagoon
bike is short for what

zealous knot
#

ddlc

twin lagoon
#

what

zealous wedge
#

bichael

void void
#

its short for bichael

glad narwhal
#

wat?!

twin lagoon
#

what

void void
#

thank you z0w0

#

bike is short for bichael

zealous knot
#

yes i already made the bichael joke

glad narwhal
#

I am extremely angry ddlc protector

zealous wedge
#

or is Mike short for micycle

slim nymph
#

?mute @ashen nacelle 1h Suicide images and ignoring instructions

zealous knot
#

too bad because that game has the heebie jeebies

slim nymph
#

ffs dyno

worn ember
twin lagoon
#

aikar dyno is literally scuffed af when are you moving to Warship

void void
#

MICYCLE

slim nymph
#

hes actually here now

twin lagoon
#

doesn't make dyno less scuffed

latent valve
#

?dyno u dum

twin lagoon
glad narwhal
#

whats hi
eebie jeebies?

zealous knot
#

it's the yuckies

zealous wedge
#

when is limbo getting mod tools

void void
#

HAHAHA

#

MICYCLE

worn ember
#

tf are ya'll smoking jeez

void void
#

@twin lagoon next time will summons you in gc im saying micycle

glad narwhal
#

whats yuckies?

latent valve
twin lagoon
zealous wedge
#

aikar pls fix micycle's nick

void void
#

yes

#

please fix it

zealous knot
#

is that the new episode

#

no spoilers bro i haven't watched it yet

latent valve
#

yes

twin lagoon
latent valve
#

oh lol

zealous knot
#

i watch all of my queue on weekends

worn ember
#

fix is a weeb monkaStab

void void
#

weeb moment

minor badge
#

can they speak here at all @slim nymph

zealous knot
#

SHE PUNG HIM

twin lagoon
#

pung

void void
#

HAHA PUNG

#

PUNG

zealous knot
#

yeah it's the past tense of ping

void void
#

IM CRYINg

glad narwhal
#

i saw only attack on titan

twin lagoon
#

i have to admit that i laughed at that aswell

worn ember
#

ok this is too cringe for me, bye

void void
#

PUNG

latent valve
#

@heady spear "PUNG"

void void
#

wait @twin lagoon arent u scottish

twin lagoon
#

no

#

god, no

void void
#

oh

#

oh i was confusing you wtih josh

#

where are you from

twin lagoon
#

dutchland

worn ember
#

kaasland

void void
#

what

heady spear
#

Lol pung

twin lagoon
#

.g dutchland

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://dutchlandinc.com/ -- Dutchland Inc.: HOME: "Dutchland, Inc. specializes in engineering, manufacturing, and constructing circular, rectangular and elliptical precast post-tensioned concrete..."

Dutchland, Inc. specializes in engineering, manufacturing, and constructing circular, rectangular and elliptical precast post-tensioned concrete tanks, custom designed wastewater treatment plants and other specialized concrete products for water and wastewater.

latent valve
#

lol

twin lagoon
#

well fuck you

#

netherlands

heady spear
#

Vems pung

void void
#

oh

#

so you know dutch?

twin lagoon
#

yes

void void
#

what is hello in dutch

twin lagoon
#

hallo

void void
#

okay i think hes telling the truth guys

worn ember
#

dutch is meme lang

void void
#

he seems like the real deal

zealous knot
#

kalender

glad narwhal
#

hallo mein Freund

zealous knot
#

klok

#

Voorhuidtalg

worn ember
#

lmao

twin lagoon
#

@worn ember you're calling a scuffed dialect a language

#

you have 0 rights here

void void
#

@twin lagoon what is king tong in dutch

heady spear
#

Fix is a troll, ban him

worn ember
#

wtf actually racist

twin lagoon
#

racist in a good way

topaz mortar
#

wtf

worn ember
#

plz ban

void void
#

michael

#

that's going on my twitter

twin lagoon
#

yay more twitter attention

worn ember
#

cancel him

zealous knot
#

uh oh Michael is gonna get cancelled

void void
#

your @ is so dumb LMAO

worn ember
#

ffs why is nothing working today

#

intellij just died on me

zealous knot
#

just listen to some ariana grande bro

twin lagoon
#

more twitter attention

void void
#

god is womon

#

how you gonna expose my spam account like that mike

spice finch
#

DED, nothing was working for me either. So I just went to bed

glad narwhal
#

dame dame

spice finch
#

Maybe tomorrow will be better day

#

Today I mean

slim nymph
zealous knot
#

i mean

twin lagoon
#

we're going to be racking up the reddit karma with this one

zealous knot
#

it's learly a set of testicles

vagrant niche
#

yes it does

glad narwhal
#

wat is this?

slim nymph
#

this is god

void void
vagrant niche
#

no gender itself is a gender

glad narwhal
#

looks like crab

twin lagoon
#

i swear to god do we have to talk about genders in here too

#

as if the git master problem wasn't bad enough already

glad narwhal
#

you did to much bad stuff to beg the god

zealous wedge
#

their noodly appendage touches all

void void
#

can we not

#

let's avoid the gender discussion

twin lagoon
#

yes

void void
#

no reason to start a war

worn ember
#

bread gud

void void
#

gamers

#

lets get this bread

slim nymph
limber knotBOT
#

bread is love

twin lagoon
#

🇧🇪 🗑️

limber knotBOT
#

bread is life

void void
#

"message vegans" are you one of those weird anti-vegan people

worn ember
#

i agree aikar

void void
#

anti-vegans are weirder than the people who say "im vegan" every 3rd second

vagrant niche
#

is there a chance to get yeast infection from making love with a bread?

slim nymph
#

lol i dont select the url, but im pretty against the idea of veganism yes

twin lagoon
#

lax jesus christ

minor badge
#

as a vegetarian, i dont get whats supposed to be so appealing with that gif lol

slim nymph
#

im a meatatarian

twin lagoon
#

aikar loves meat

glad narwhal
#

meat is cool

twin lagoon
glad narwhal
#

it's tasty

worn ember
#

i love eatig meat 👀

slim nymph
#

and nutritious, has nutrients you require 😛

void void
#

aikar just let people be who they are maybe

slim nymph
#

i didnt sayp eople cant be it lol

worn ember
#

be the steak

slim nymph
#

im not gonna hate you for it

void void
#

i know but imagine someone debated you every time you brought up your diet

slim nymph
#

i just disagee with it

worn ember
#

become one with the steak

glad narwhal
#

youre not gonna get B vitamins without meat

void void
#

to be clear

#

i am not a vegan

twin lagoon
#

to be clear

worn ember
#

to be blurry

twin lagoon
#

i love myself some barbecue baby back ribs every now and then

#

and i could use some rn

slim nymph
#

this cat is cuddling me

twin lagoon
#

aikar wtf you never said you had a cat

void void
#

but i have vegan friends and it sucks that someone will explicitly ask them about their diet, they'll bring it up, and get argued with for no good reason

worn ember
#

bbq sounds great right now

twin lagoon
#

#adorable-pets cat tax pls

glad narwhal
#

my tummy is begging me

slim nymph
#

literally have plenty of streams with a "cat cam"

twin lagoon
#

wtf where was the cat & dog cam the last 10 streams

vernal moth
#

Beer cam > cat cam

twin lagoon
#

that is also very true

void void
#

tf is a beer cam

twin lagoon
#

mini is german

worn ember
#

onlyfans cat cam when

twin lagoon
#

it's all you need to know

void void
#

i know enough german to call you a newspaper

#

du bist eine zeitung

#

i think

worn ember
#

krantenkop

#

kappa

twin lagoon
vernal moth
#

Lol

#

That's a usless insult I guess

glad narwhal
#

i suck at german

void void
#

i have a feeling german people hate reading my lowercase antics more than english people

#

because all nouns are capitalized in german

vernal moth
#

Yeah fuck that

#

I never do that

#

Am lazy

void void
#

LOL

#

i do all lowercase

#

because aesthetics

slim nymph
golden gust
#

nouns should be capatalized in english too iirc, we just.. kinda.. lazy...

slim nymph
#

she was laying her head against keyboard

void void
#

I typed like this for a while, when I was first brought on the team by Graser and Kiingtong

#

but now i either make fun of michael or make fun of them with michael

#

sometimes i do work

golden gust
#

I bet you guys hate all the spaces in english, however

void void
#

@golden gust you say this in all lowercase

#

nouns should be capatalized in english too iirc, we just.. kinda.. lazy...

potent fossil
#

.g why doesn't English capitalize regular nouns

limber knotBOT
potent fossil
#

Ok thx

void void
#

.g is never effective

limber knotBOT
void void
#

thats not

potent fossil
#

Oml

void void
#

goddamn it

slim nymph
#

.g what is 42

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(number) -- 42 (number) - Wikipedia: "42 (forty-two) is the natural number that follows 41 and precedes 43. Contents. 1 Mathematics; 2 Science; 3 Technology; 4 Astronomy; 5 Religion; 6..."

42 (forty-two) is the natural number that follows 41 and precedes 43.

void void
#

HA

potent fossil
#

Good bot

slim nymph
#

.wa what is 42

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) No results.

slim nymph
#

wat

potent fossil
#

Bad bot

vernal moth
#

.wa define 42

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) No results.

slim nymph
#

i expected WA to answer it

vernal moth
#

Lmao

void void
#

what is WA

potent fossil
#

I think that wiki page does indeed include the hitchhikers reference tho

slim nymph
#

.wa what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

potent fossil
#

Wolfram Alpha

limber knotBOT
void void
#

.wa 69/69

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Exact result: 1 - https://is.gd/7G2hFd

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.

void void
#

nice.

slim nymph
#

ok it answers it in reverse direction at least

void void
#

.wa 42

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) No results.

glad narwhal
#

.wa what number is represented by 42

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) No results.

glad narwhal
#

(

void void
#

.wa 420^69

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Result: 10097201832880355573875790863214833226896186369872326994250398570376877433686009543845316266007917815719968899072000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 - Decimal approximation:... - https://is.gd/0xiEd6

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.

void void
#

nice

vernal moth
#

Let's not spam

void void
#

bruh

glad narwhal
#

i thought im smarter than a computer, but im dumber

void void
#

aikar can i get a move

#

tyty

slim nymph
#

this is what she does, tries to lay head as close to me as possible

limber knotBOT
#

aw cute cat

void void
#

aw cat cute

true canyon
#

notice meeee

slim nymph
#

both my cats are super affectionate

void void
#

mbax

#

we have the most mutuals i've found in papermc so far

slim nymph
#

and dogs always gotta be by me too

waxen panther
twin lagoon
void void
#

okay wait proxy has more

slim nymph
#

now shes reached her paw out to touch my arm

twin lagoon
#

aikar clean up your keyboard

void void
#

wait michael

#

you know proxy

#

is she gonna get mad if i dm her

twin lagoon
#

who

void void
#

proxymist

waxen panther
#

she wont

twin lagoon
#

o

#

proxi

#

probably not

void void
#

oh

#

im blind

#

or dyslexic

#

idk

waxen panther
#

idk

#

are you

void void
#

oh her dms are off LOL

waxen panther
#

f

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther 🥺

waxen panther
#

you have to be friends first

void void
#

frick it

#

im gonna ping

#

@minor badge how do you know rin? that's such a weird mutual to have

limber knotBOT
waxen panther
#

proxi knows everyone

void void
#

i know but rin isn't

#

remotely in the dev community

waxen panther
#

people can be more than dev's PensiveYeehaw

limber knotBOT
#

what i didn't even know the button for mutual friends existed

void void
#

irc people kekw

waxen panther
limber knotBOT
#

mcblush

void void
#

super weird mutuals to have

#

proxy how do you know rin of all people

minor badge
#

@void void she was in owo a couple yrs ago

void void
#

oh SHOOT owo ofc

#

i still am friends with a lot of the ratelimited people

minor badge
#

i was banned from rlme after uploading a couple gigs of trash

void void
#

i was an rlme staff member

#

that was my first ever dev team

#

george blocked me recently

minor badge
#

was he ever evicted as he claimed like a billion times?

void void
#

doubtful

#

he's claimed a lot of things a billion times

lavish nova
twin lagoon
#

zed sliding into aikar dms

#

cubecraft acquisition coming up

slim nymph
#

lol

#

I got same error trying to add you!

twin lagoon
#

L

twin lagoon
#

i was thinking of that meme

lavish nova
#

@slim nymph Quick before the players realise :))

slim nymph
#

still says it

lavish nova
#

ragh

#

now?

#

yay

twin lagoon
#

i'm just saying that i do not want cubecraft overlords the next day

smoky python
#

When will Cubecraft overtake Hypixel

lavish nova
#

cubecraft number 1

twin lagoon
#

how's tower defense

lavish nova
#

Well we got two new game devs

#

and it's still not on the backlog

#

so erm

limpid comet
#

i just learned about cubecraft yesterday and i love the fact that they have 1.9 combat duels

lavish nova
#

yes

#

very good

twin lagoon
smoky python
#

Tower defense rlly is my #1 1.9+ game

twin lagoon
#

i hate it with a passion

#

i just learned about cubecraft yesterday and i love the fact that they have 1.9 combat duels

#

i was surprised about this aswell yeah

#

good move

limpid comet
#

it does

twin lagoon
#

i hate 1.9 pvp though

#

but good move

limber knotBOT
lavish nova
#

How are the new combat snapshots

#

do people like them

twin lagoon
#

no clue

limber knotBOT
#

Pretty ok

lavish nova
#

I really do be looking forward to having to support three combat versions

twin lagoon
#

it's heading into the right direction from what i've seen

limpid comet
#

going to be adding duels to my server, was originally gonna add an option for 1.8 or 1.9 but i mimght just go for 1.9

lavish nova
#

awesome

#

that makes me happy

twin lagoon
#

i don't think anyone will want 1.9 pvp

limpid comet
#

i do

twin lagoon
#

1.8 pvp should just be dropped once the new shit is out

lavish nova
#

good

limpid comet
#

when the new combat update is out

#

yeah for sure

#

i'm happy that mojang is really fast tracking the whole listening to the community thing now

twin lagoon
#

if hypixel, cubecraft and others decide to update

limpid comet
#

i have a gamemode already for 1.8 people

twin lagoon
#

10/10

limpid comet
#

that's all they get

#

its basically the pit but better

smoky python
#

Here is my list when someone says 1.8.8 pvp is just clicking;
WTap, STap, block hitting, jitter clicking, strafe techniques, souping & gapple & potting, rotting, combos

#

Like you gotta think & click

limpid comet
#

i mean any minecraft combat is going to be just clicking

#

they're just different styles

smoky python
#

And aim

limpid comet
#

i really enjoy both

#

but 1.9 just gives me more time to play with different ideas

smoky python
#

Ye I can now read a book while pvping

lavish nova
#

I had a day in the office today

#

first time in 4 months

#

was pretty weird

limpid comet
#

so zed, you're an owner of cubecraft?

lavish nova
#

yes

limpid comet
#

that's cool

#

i gotta tell you

#

i really enjoy your server

lavish nova
#

thanks

#

That means a lot

limpid comet
#

even though i found it just yesterday it's been a lot of fun playing around with it

smoky python
#

Wait you got promoted?

lavish nova
#

positive feedback is pretty rare online 🙂

limpid comet
#

haha it indeed is

#

i like the fact you guys embrace the new stuff

#

that's what we're trying to go for with my network

smoky python
#

I can't tell if zed is rubik_cube_man or not 😶

lavish nova
#

no

limpid comet
#

i feel so weird a server i had in my list has my skin in the favicon

smoky python
#

Oh

lavish nova
#

rubik is my housemate though

limpid comet
#

i didn't realize people used that feature

smoky python
#

oo

twin lagoon
#

room tour

lavish nova
#

is video enabled in this discord

twin lagoon
#

eh

#

should be

#

voice chat is dead now anyways so soon™️

smoky python
#

👀

twin lagoon
#

why is there a 25 member limit anyways

lavish nova
#

because i've got video on

twin lagoon
#

o

#

huh

#

interesting

#

how to fuck everyone over in a public call

lavish nova
#

so am i allowed to brag in this channel

twin lagoon
#

yes

lavish nova
twin lagoon
#

ok that's pretty hot ngl

#

but do you have the prettiest blog header image renders

lavish nova
#

no thankyouzedverycool

twin lagoon
#

strong emote

smoky python
#

Damn he admitted

twin lagoon
#

ooooo you guys hired the lib's disguises man

lavish nova
#

yes, lib

twin lagoon
#

see now i know your plans

#

aikar is ours you can't take him for cubecraft

smoky python
#

Hypixel Nick plugin in cubecraft soon!!

#

I can smell it

lavish nova
#

Oh lib's an old dev

twin lagoon
potent fossil
#

Oh hello zed

lavish nova
#

hello simp

smoky python
#

Oh oh

twin lagoon
smoky python
#

Wait his name is Simp

#

What a Simp

potent fossil
#

Yes I'm a simp named simp

#

Get over it

smoky python
#

Wait is that your legal name?

potent fossil
#

Yes

smoky python
#

Omg

twin lagoon
#

no

lavish nova
#

rawr x3 nuzzles etc

heady spear
#

Wtf simple why don’t you give me this much attention

twin lagoon
#

it's obviously sir zeddington the third

true canyon
#

Simple Simpy McSimpleson

potent fossil
#

I'm doing chores city and you ignored my selfie

#

So fek u

twin lagoon
#

simple how's kubernetes

heady spear
#

No I said u were cute in voice

#

Everyone in voice heard that

potent fossil
#

I wasn't in voice mf

heady spear
#

Well that’s your fault isn’t it

potent fossil
twin lagoon
heady spear
#

Fwiw ur cute

potent fossil
#

No I'm obese

heady spear
#

10/10 would have blown u had u not been American

smoky python
potent fossil
twin lagoon
#

ah so you're american

slim nymph
#

city go to sleep

heady spear
#

I really should shouldn’t I

slim nymph
#

yes

heady spear
#

But then I’ll wake up hungover

potent fossil
#

I'm murican, but only by birth thanos

heady spear
#

That sounds miserable

smoky python
#

Zed wtf

#

Uwu

#

no

#

stop it

lavish nova
twin lagoon
lavish nova
twin lagoon
smoky python
#

🏃‍♂️

lavish nova
#

Michael ur a sysadmin right

twin lagoon
#

yes

#

well you can call it that

lavish nova
#

isn't like a base qualification being a furry

smoky python
#

👀

twin lagoon
#

look just because your sysadmins are furries doesn't mean i am

smoky python
twin lagoon
lavish nova
#

dude if cubecraft goes down whilst a con is on

#

cubecraft isn't coming back up until that con is over

twin lagoon
#

see this wouldn't have happened if you used kubernetes

slim nymph
#

too busy yiffing?

twin lagoon
#

aikar jesus christ

slim nymph
#

isnt that what furries do

twin lagoon
#

think i have a friend of mine who goes to confuzzled though

smoky python
#

Is it safe to google "yiffing" I have no idea what it means but I kinda do

twin lagoon
#

don't

lavish nova
#

Michael are you a bee because you are full of BUZZ words today

twin lagoon
#

just don't

slim nymph
#

dont google it

twin lagoon
#

d o n t

#

instead of googling use the subreddit!

limpid comet
smoky python
#

Lets google "yiffing subreddit"

lavish nova
#

MOD