#general | PaperMC | Page 816

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:47 PM

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per month

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:47 PM

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bruh

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:47 PM

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no per 3 months

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sorry

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 5:47 PM

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Oh.

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:47 PM

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now thats different

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:47 PM

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4gb apex

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but I know how to setup a hetzner

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 5:48 PM

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Yeah, I think decent dedis are around ~40 USD or so.

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 5:48 PM

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songoda just tagged me cause they released ap lugin

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:48 PM

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iirc dedicatedmc sells dedicated cores (no clue how many) + 8gb memory for same price

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:48 PM

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per 3 months or month?

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I like hetzner rn

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:48 PM

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per month

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:48 PM

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hm

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I'm extremely low on donations so that's not really possible for me

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:49 PM

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youre asking for our advice, so we're giving it; we dont want to recommend you hetzner if youre looking at those player counts

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:49 PM

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Ok

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:49 PM

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dedicatedmc would probably be an upgrade for no price increase as it stands now

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 5:49 PM

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woahh jan tuck mega simp :)

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:50 PM

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jan succ

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 5:50 PM

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ikr

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:50 PM

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Would this generally do? AMD Ryzen 5 3600 @ 4.2 GHz
6 GB DDR4 Memory
Dedicated CPU Core
50 GB NVMe SSD Storage
1 GBit/s Connection

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 5:51 PM

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seems fine for a smaller server.

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:51 PM

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very fine for a smaller server yes

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:51 PM

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As in 20/30?

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players

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:51 PM

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don't like how they don't say "cores" though

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:51 PM

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yeah

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 5:51 PM

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I mean if they dedicate a whole cpu to your lol

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 5:51 PM

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is that dedicatedmc

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:52 PM

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ye

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 5:52 PM

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yeah they're fine

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:52 PM

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do you know the number of cores or no?

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 5:52 PM

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1

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you can get an extra one for $5/mo extra iirc

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:52 PM

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erm i don't see that but i see ram upgrades $5/mo

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 5:53 PM

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might be their premium plan only

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:53 PM

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what about extravm, dedicated cores at all?

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:54 PM

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super expensive dedi servers

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:54 PM

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they sure dont advertise it lol

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:54 PM

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at least $147/mo

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149*

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 5:54 PM

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Just purchase the OVH and become a director

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free servers for days

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:55 PM

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wish

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What's wrong with hetzner cx31? I don't think I know

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oh yeah

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dedi cores

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 5:56 PM

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2 shared cores lol

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:56 PM

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erm

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cx41?

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I'm guessing cx41's best option rn

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 5:57 PM

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at the end of the day, you're renting a from a server catered towards web servers

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it'll hand a few players, but, I doubt you'd get astonishing numbers on their offerings

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:58 PM

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I'm only looking at 20-30 players rn

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 5:59 PM

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only 20-30 players
thats above Mojang's recommended size :3

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theres a reason realms only works with 10-11 players max

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 5:59 PM

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I want a larger community eventually.

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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larger community means larger needs

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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Yeah,

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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15-30 players is my sweetspot for "fun to work" balance, I prefer smaller communities personally

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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that's kind of what i'm aiming at rn

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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Tbh, I'd grab a DedicatedMC or ExtraVM nebula.

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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same, pure ^_^

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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go for dedicatedmc's budget or premium plans to start off

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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i hit 38 max once, hated it

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 6:00 PM

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And if you need to - you can expand later.

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:01 PM

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could of just been cat's fault tho.. he was one of the 38 iirc

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runs away

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:01 PM

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1 core tho

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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i have a 7700k overclocked to 4.7ghz with 5.0ghz bursts

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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bad news, mixer is officially dead

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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mixer has been dead

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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well, no, the site still worked

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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barely

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lmao

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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Did something happen with the chat thread? Cause when it lags on 1.12+ it halts chat stuff but on 1.7 it just completely ignores lag.

slim nymph Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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I can't believe someone made a sticker of this: https://www.amazon.com/Smoking-Weather-Proof-Sticker-Skateboards-Surfaces/dp/B07L3BQV84/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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errored everywhere for me as far back as april

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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at least it's 1 dedicated core + some shared ones instead of only shared ones, no?

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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it's just now officially died, all pages are now just static as of 2 mins ago

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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the front page of mixer has been just people advertising their twitch channels haha

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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wait so

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:02 PM

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natural

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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It has more than 1 core

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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pubg mobile in arabic

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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?

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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streamers that aren't english

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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yes

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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all mobile games / fortnite

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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That's good

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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i also dont use an mc panel, @urban depot

gleaming rivet Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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i have a 7700k overclocked to 4.7ghz with 5.0ghz bursts
@unreal quarry how hot is it running?

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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those things make the experience even worse'

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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While you're here Billy, the bug still didn't work

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:03 PM

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I hate those

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Is there a way to buy a server i can ssh into

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on dedicatedmc

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:04 PM

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youre gonna have to decide whether you want to meet your wants or your needs if you're gonna be on that tight of a budget

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:05 PM

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wrong img

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:05 PM

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so standard premium has a panel only?

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:05 PM

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@unreal quarry how hot is it running?
@gleaming rivet

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olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 6:05 PM

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Go with DedicatedMC / ExtraVM (for now)
Make your server earn for itself
Switch to a dedicated server
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Profit!

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:06 PM

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Ok

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I hopee

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:06 PM

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i thought your cpu could go 200C till i saw youre using a dumb unit, billy

slim nymph Jul 23, 2020, 6:06 PM

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isnt 100F still really high lol

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:06 PM

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anyone by any chance right off the bat know any promo codes for dedicatedmc

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:06 PM

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100F is 40C or so

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:07 PM

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doesnt matter much if not

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 6:07 PM

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100F is cool

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:07 PM

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intel cpus are fine up to abt 90C iirc?

slim nymph Jul 23, 2020, 6:07 PM

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oh wait yeah im use to gpu temps being in C and so 70C~ is a running warm range right?

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(note is aid warm not hot :P)

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:07 PM

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oh gosh i literally just typed NETHER and got a 20% discount

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epic

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 6:08 PM

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Nice

slim nymph Jul 23, 2020, 6:08 PM

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well, i have a cat, take that!

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 6:08 PM

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I mean, you also have a big banner on top of the page lol

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worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:08 PM

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70°C is pretty hot but cpu temps can go between 50-100 safely

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:08 PM

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ohhhhh

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cool

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didnt see that

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well 20% is more

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actually i can use that 20% later bc 15% is only for first month

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 6:09 PM

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Not sure if you'll be able to.

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:09 PM

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Nether it is then

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:09 PM

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most hosts only allow that for first time customers

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:10 PM

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scuse me?

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minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:11 PM

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probably only applies to monthly

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:11 PM

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:l

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yes it does

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 6:11 PM

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@umbral tiger you monster.

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:11 PM

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use code Michael for 15% off one-time

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rtx_boi

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:12 PM

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72/3 = 24; youre not gaining from paying for longer amounts of time anyways

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:12 PM

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Nether's one-time 20% 💥

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:12 PM

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@minor badge uwu

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:12 PM

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@twin lagoon uwu

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:12 PM

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uwu

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:13 PM

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youre not part of the M gang sorry

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 6:13 PM

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ya fuk u ch3w

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:13 PM

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i know :(

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i just realized there's not any m's in any of my names lol

jolly crown Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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I’ve got 2 thinksmart

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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my name starts and ends with M

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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sounds like a you problem

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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darn

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😢

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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i dont have an m either

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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Just change your name thinksmart

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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bigbrain

jolly crown Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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to “chewm”

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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chem

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:14 PM

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Ⓜ️

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what

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dafuq

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:16 PM

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er

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https://docs.dedicatedmc.io/general-information/server-specs#budget-and-premium-or-amd-ryzen-5-3600

Server Specs

Below you can find all the Server Specifications for all the servers that we use to host our Minecraft Packages on. Nobody likes overcramming of nodes like some hosts do, and neither do we!

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:16 PM

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i already changed mine once and i don't feel like going through that process again lol

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:16 PM

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64 gb ram and says it's 8gb.

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 6:18 PM

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yeah thats the host machines

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:20 PM

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@finite wave i would like to declare my love for you

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:20 PM

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what

void void Jul 23, 2020, 6:20 PM

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wat

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:20 PM

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I'm not gay, nty.

void void Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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have fun you two

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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uwu

mental meadow Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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I would like to declare my love for you as well

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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We will thank your very much nirvana.

mental meadow Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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I feel like every time I open this channel someone is writing something weird

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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its not gay if the tips dont touch

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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thx

void void Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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it wasn't like this when wiz was here

mental meadow Jul 23, 2020, 6:21 PM

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And most of the times it's from the same people..

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:22 PM

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idk what ur talking about

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:22 PM

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Wiz would probably tell us to stfu

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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nah i wouldve been kicked by now KEKW

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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❤️

mental meadow Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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I mean if that's what you desire

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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nono

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no harrasment

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i'll report you

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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AdminAbuse

mental meadow Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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o:

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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play nice aurora

mental meadow Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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oki

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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👍

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:23 PM

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i'll report you to yourself then you'll have to demote yourself

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:24 PM

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You can only kick ded a few times a day.

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How many times did you kick him today?

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:24 PM

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oy

mental meadow Jul 23, 2020, 6:24 PM

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0

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:24 PM

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i see where this is going

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i dont like it

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:24 PM

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Ah, then you can do it atleast once.

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:24 PM

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smh cant even declare my love in this server

mental meadow Jul 23, 2020, 6:25 PM

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but when should I do it? 😮

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:25 PM

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Should do it over our naughty snapchat ded E_FeelsCreepyMan

green turret Jul 23, 2020, 6:26 PM

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I have an M

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:26 PM

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LuckEcon when.

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:26 PM

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uwu i gotchu

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i'll send you lewd code pics

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:26 PM

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I mean, you already do that.

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:27 PM

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true

void void Jul 23, 2020, 6:27 PM

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get a room

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:27 PM

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this is a room

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:27 PM

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nty

void void Jul 23, 2020, 6:27 PM

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get your own one then

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:27 PM

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no u

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:27 PM

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Pepega

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:30 PM

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To the people i was speaking to, would you recommend that I prepare to unwhitelist and make my server public as soon as possible? My playerbase hasn't grown at all for a few weeks.

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:30 PM

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https://i.imgur.com/fBTbJtW.png

Imgur

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:30 PM

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i just got told i have cute crocs lmfao

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:30 PM

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what

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:30 PM

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why are you whitelisted to begin with

void void Jul 23, 2020, 6:30 PM

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hm

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finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:30 PM

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nono

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:30 PM

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🖕

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:31 PM

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Been whitelisted since the beginning because we started off as mainly vanilla

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also to keep troublemakers out

worn ember Jul 23, 2020, 6:31 PM

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well its up to you what you want to do really

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:52 PM

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uh oh anyone know whats wrong https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/GBsvwBBV/image.png

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:53 PM

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Probably need to contatct them

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👍

void void Jul 23, 2020, 6:53 PM

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i mean the platforms dead anyway

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:53 PM

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(I know, it does an hour ago)

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died*

sleek tree Jul 23, 2020, 6:53 PM

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haha it's been sold.

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Facebook gaming si what it is now.

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:54 PM

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https://github.com/Chewbotcca/Discord/commit/b277fbccc848665f38ee9b6b6a396f7481082d30 sad

GitHub

Remove %^mixer command · Chewbotcca/Discord@b277fbc

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 6:55 PM

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meh who cares wasn't mixer just twitch with a different name anyway

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:55 PM

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woooow

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:55 PM

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Not for chew it seems

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 6:56 PM

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Mixer's chat was my fav bit

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the whole system is miles better than twitch's

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 6:56 PM

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too bad facebook gaming is a blazing dumpster fire

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anything they do really

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 6:57 PM

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boomer gaming

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:57 PM

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with spark, is 97% cpu usage bad?

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with 20tps

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compared to 50%?

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 6:58 PM

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No it just means the server was using 97% of the cpu when u looked at it

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 6:58 PM

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Is more cpu usage good then?

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on average

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 6:59 PM

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ffs that name, very annoying.

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 6:59 PM

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spark isn't measuring CPU usage

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it's measuring CPU time

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 6:59 PM

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Jan trump

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 7:00 PM

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so morecpu time is good then?

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:01 PM

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More cpu != good

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:01 PM

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Geez adding an identity on cloudflare access takes forever

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 7:01 PM

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I mean, what you care is that your ticks stay as under 50 mspt as possible

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:02 PM

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amount of cpu usages has literally no need to be looked at for that^

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 7:02 PM

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Ok, so on my apex server which is used, I'm getting ~29% cpu time. On my (test server) Hetzner it stays near 50% but goes up to 98%~ with 0/1 players

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 7:02 PM

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CPU time is a bleh measurement anyways

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:02 PM

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Shouldn't mind cpu usage as long as the tps is within limits.

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 7:02 PM

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4gb ram on apex 8gb hertzner

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hetzner* whatever

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 7:03 PM

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Mid tick, the server sleeps a lot, which will still show up on the CPU as it wakes up to see if it needs to do anything

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:04 PM

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I wish monty python was available in hd

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:04 PM

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what about monty javascript

void void Jul 23, 2020, 7:04 PM

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ah monty python, those were the days

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:05 PM

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I want to watch it, but that quality kills me

void void Jul 23, 2020, 7:05 PM

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it's still great

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hell my dad named me after one of the characters in it

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:07 PM

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lol

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 7:09 PM

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Nirvana is a character in it?

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Ur so old wow

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 7:10 PM

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their full legal name is Raymond Luxury-Yacht

void void Jul 23, 2020, 7:12 PM

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ahah

unborn jay Jul 23, 2020, 7:26 PM

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Hey people! what host do you recommend? I got made fun-of after showing the host I was using in paper-help ;-;

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 7:27 PM

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A good one

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:28 PM

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ovh

unborn jay Jul 23, 2020, 7:30 PM

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A good one
@left swift For example?

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My server recieves 20 USD in donations each month

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 7:32 PM

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What are your needs in terms of specs?

unborn jay Jul 23, 2020, 7:33 PM

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There are roughly 20 players at once. Current one has a shared I9 9900k, NVme SSD and 5 Gb of ram

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But shared, means that other servers use the same system ,and even the same cores

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Also the my current host adjusts the given ram according to how much ram the server is currently using

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 7:36 PM

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Try slothhost

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Also the my current host adjusts the given ram according to how much ram the server is currently using
Wow that is dogshit

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:40 PM

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Did I mess something up or is the jar command really not part of the non-headless jdk

unborn jay Jul 23, 2020, 7:40 PM

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Sloth host looks pretty decent. But i doubt it's dedicated, but at least it doesn't lower the ram, right?

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 7:41 PM

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But i doubt it's dedicated

Clarify on what you mean here?

unborn jay Jul 23, 2020, 7:41 PM

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I remember looking it up but it offered more than I needed, but now I need more, the server has grown

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 7:41 PM

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If you're looking for an entire box to yourself, increase your monthly expectations closer to the three digit range if you want a 9900k

unborn jay Jul 23, 2020, 7:41 PM

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Clarify on what you mean here?
@true canyon That one core/thread is not shared by multiple servers

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okok, i was expecting that, actually.

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 7:42 PM

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Try to get atleast 2 cores

kindred storm Jul 23, 2020, 7:42 PM

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@hollow plaza ensure your shell is actually using the jdk, maybe you also have a jre installed

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It wouldn't make sense for the jdk headless to not have all the jdk commands. If it did, it wouldn't be the JDK. headless usually means no gui

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:45 PM

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I have like 6 java versions installed for some reason

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8, 11, 13, 14

kindred storm Jul 23, 2020, 7:45 PM

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I have a lot of java versions too, so I use jenv

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:45 PM

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That's not 6

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lol

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I only need 11 so should I remove the others

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Java takes up quite a lot of space

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 7:46 PM

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pssh, keep 14

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:46 PM

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Also, does jdk depend on jdk headless?

kindred storm Jul 23, 2020, 7:46 PM

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yeah don't remove java 14

vestal jasper Jul 23, 2020, 7:46 PM

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Use 14 with the better exceptions flag

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kreygasm

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:47 PM

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Okay but what about the headless versions

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I have 2 java 11s

kindred storm Jul 23, 2020, 7:48 PM

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headless should not mean it's missing something

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except the gui of course

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:48 PM

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I have a headless and non headless of each version, is that needed?

kindred storm Jul 23, 2020, 7:48 PM

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that's what headless usually refers to

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:50 PM

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It says 11 isn't even installed...?

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It clearly is

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 7:50 PM

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os?

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:50 PM

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Java

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 7:50 PM

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lol

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 7:51 PM

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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goes to do something else

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 7:51 PM

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JavaOS Pog

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:51 PM

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Definitely not

kindred storm Jul 23, 2020, 7:51 PM

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Java

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 7:51 PM

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Java

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 7:51 PM

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Solaris

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 7:52 PM

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Java

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 7:53 PM

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man barty just doesn't accept the totally valid answer smh

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:53 PM

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Linux

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Java broke apt

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:53 PM

#

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JavaOS

JavaOS

JavaOS is predominantly a U/SIM-Card operating system based on a Java virtual machine and running applications on behalf of Operators and Security-Services. It was originally developed by Sun Microsystems. Unlike Windows, Mac OS, Unix, or Unix-like systems which are primarily ...

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:53 PM

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JavaO's the new breakfast cereal

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:53 PM

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It really doesn't want me to remake my pull requests does it

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:54 PM

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Close it

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make new one

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:54 PM

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Oh don't pull a bardy

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4 PRs for a readme

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:54 PM

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I closed them yesterday

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:54 PM

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Bardy not barty

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:54 PM

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I'm trying to even just ./paper patch but problems already

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:54 PM

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bardy not ^^

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 7:54 PM

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bomboody

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a nice fella

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:54 PM

#

Bombardygamer

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The iconic

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 7:55 PM

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bombartygamer

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:55 PM

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Advertised his totally working and useful pastebin service

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 7:55 PM

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barty=bardy confirmed :kapp

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ah dang nitro is gone

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:55 PM

#

BAN

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 7:55 PM

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prevarinite

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 7:55 PM

#

smolEyes

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:55 PM

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nitro perks have no power here

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 7:55 PM

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at least I still have twitch sub emotes

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 7:56 PM

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shutupucute i only have this omit "cute" chew.

vestal jasper Jul 23, 2020, 7:56 PM

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Kapp

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:56 PM

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That one is ok

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 7:56 PM

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using free amazon prime to get free twitch subs to get free emotes on discord

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that's smolBrain

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:56 PM

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Galaxy

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:58 PM

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I didn't know what to do so I just removed all java

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:58 PM

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Oh

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What are you trying to do?

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:58 PM

#

sudo apt-get remove *jdk*

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lol

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Trying to get the jar command to work

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It used to before

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 7:58 PM

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Ah

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 7:59 PM

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I could've use apt reinstall before I installed the second jdk 11 probably

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oh gosh

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 8:00 PM

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KnenyOS

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:00 PM

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I use sdkman for managing that lol

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 8:01 PM

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@cedar spade hangar os wen

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:01 PM

#

Ubuntu came preinstalled with 4 javas, then after the jar command broke I tried installing java 11 again but it turned out to be a different package than the one already installed

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Which apparently messed apt up because it said that openjdk-11-jdk wasn't installed

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:02 PM

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Thank god getting a call doesn't take up the entire screen anymore

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 8:02 PM

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.g adoptopenjdk linux

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:02 PM

#

(DiscordBot) https://adoptopenjdk.net/installation.html -- Installation | AdoptOpenJDK - Open source, prebuilt OpenJDK...: "Jun 19, 2020 ... Linux RPM and DEB installer packages. Windows MSI installer packages. AdoptOpenJDK Windows installer packages are available as..."

Installation | AdoptOpenJDK

AdoptOpenJDK provides prebuilt OpenJDK binaries from a fully open source set of build scripts and infrastructure. Supported platforms include Linux, macOS, Windows, ARM, Solaris, and AIX.

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 8:02 PM

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dont trust apt to handle java installations for you. it does a shit job at it. doing it that way requires you to clean up using update-alternatives which isn't ideal, imho. Instead, just download the JDK yourself and extract it somewhere and make your own symlinks to the binaries you use

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:03 PM

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Wish there was something like rvm for java

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rvm install version, rvm use version, easy

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:03 PM

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Welp

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 8:04 PM

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there is @mighty storm

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.g sdkman

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:04 PM

#

(DiscordBot) https://sdkman.io/ -- Home - SDKMAN! the Software Development Kit Manager: "SDKMAN! is a tool for managing parallel versions of multiple Software Development Kits on most Unix based systems. It provides a convenient Command..."

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I literally just referenced that

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:04 PM

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I'll try adopt if this doesn't work

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:04 PM

#

I use ajdk for 14 I believe

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 8:04 PM

#

adoptopenjdk is my go to java

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:05 PM

#

Honestly I still use 14 for my servers and bots just fine

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Switch expressions are hotttt

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 8:05 PM

#

📎 unknown.png

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:05 PM

#

Wait a second

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 8:06 PM

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java is handled by apt, which i dont use. i use java14

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:06 PM

#

I removed all jdk and installed jdk 11 but all my previous javas are still here

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:06 PM

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yup I symlink all my java versions too

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 8:06 PM

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no idea what java version even is on my system lol

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 8:06 PM

#

probably 11

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:06 PM

#

java -version

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:06 PM

#

I've got java8, java11 and graal11 as my symlinks

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 8:06 PM

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11, yeah

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📎 unknown.png

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 8:07 PM

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afaik, "java" itself is actually just a lil bootstrap or something

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:07 PM

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My jar command is back but I still have duplicate jdk 11 for some reason

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 8:07 PM

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it's where the actual java_home points to is what matters, wonder how they default that

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 8:07 PM

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I only ever install graal11 as "java"

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Sometimes J8 for the idiot apps that cap versions

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 8:07 PM

#

update-alternatives handles it using /etc/alternatives/java etc

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:08 PM

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graal breaks paperclip so I don't use it as my default java on my personal PC

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 8:08 PM

#

It does?

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:08 PM

#

it breaks the patching, once you're patched it works fine

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 8:09 PM

#

I never had that issue, might just not have run paperclip and actually compiled off source tho

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:10 PM

#

``-XX:-UseJVMCICompiler` fixes it, but that defeats the purpose of using graal so shrug_animated

#

https://pastebin.com/raw/SnpEpgiJ paperclip erroring out with graal

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:12 PM

#

Ok everything's fine I think, apt list just doesn't work

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 8:13 PM

#

Got no such issue pure https://i.imgur.com/Hz3Din3.png

Imgur

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This is just in bash lel

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too lazy open other stuff

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:16 PM

#

weird, no idea why it doesn't work for me on linux or windows, I've got the same version as you

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oh well, I don't use *clip anyways

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 8:16 PM

#

I can try on linux se

#

c

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:17 PM

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oooo... that may be why, I have enterprise graal.... I'm guessing you have open/free, and enteprise has a few more optimizations

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 8:17 PM

#

Oh probably

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:17 PM

#

I have no idea how I have enterprise graal. that was not intended. oops.

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pls don't kill me oracle

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 8:18 PM

#

Did you click the "try from otn" ?

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:18 PM

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I may have yeah, it was ages ago

#

I installed graal to actually use graals features though, not as like a MC optimization tactic or something

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:18 PM

#

I found the real issue

#

It's that I don't know how to use apt

#

Now I do

#

I thought apt list shows only installed packages but no

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:22 PM

#

what kinda bs is this https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tbIKYeEC/image.png

#

the first two asked for planes ut there were none

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:23 PM

#

hCaptcha is just absolute trash

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 8:23 PM

#

nou

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:23 PM

#

:(

finite wave Jul 23, 2020, 8:23 PM

#

I like google captcha better

void void Jul 23, 2020, 8:23 PM

#

i like hcaptcha because it thinks i'm a human

#

unlike google 👀

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:24 PM

#

See my choices are, FunCaptcha which is ezpz hackable, reCaptcha which is great but it's Google so ew, and hCaptcha, which pays me less than 1 cent per 1 million solves

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 8:24 PM

#

hCaptcha is probably the best non google solution, but i just find it annoying and their solving patterns can be really difficult sometimes

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:25 PM

#

I mean I cant fault google completely, their cloud vision OCR is top tier

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 8:27 PM

#

MCR is pretty good too

#

Love that band

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:35 PM

#

does anyone have 3000 LKR

hollow plaza Jul 23, 2020, 8:36 PM

#

what's that

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:36 PM

#

Sri Lakan Rupees

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 8:36 PM

#

I mean... is that worth like 2 USD or something?

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 8:36 PM

#

about $16

#

USD

urban depot Jul 23, 2020, 8:36 PM

#

i might still have some rand

#

s.a.

#

lol

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:10 PM

#

oh yay, for whatever reason it wont let me identify

#

with dis4irc

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:10 PM

#

github packages maven sucks

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

you know what doesn't suck

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

catsa

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

you have to auth to download artifacts from it 😒

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

yeah

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

why

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

mvn installing with a custom local maven repo then pushing that to gh pages

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

Microsoft likes its walled gardens

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:11 PM

#

should only be like that for private repos

#

it was nice then that ruined it

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:12 PM

#

technically you shouldn't even use any repo but central (according to the maven devs) ;)

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:12 PM

#

tbh I think at the time they didn't even consider "hey public projects might want to use it"

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:12 PM

#

honestly the requirements for uploading to central aren't really strict

#

only annoying thing is signing lol

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:14 PM

#

broken bot

bleak ridge Jul 23, 2020, 9:16 PM

#

I am really having a problem related to bungeecord. Whenever a player join a server paper 1.16 in the bungeecord it says proxy connection lost. Even tho i am using waterfall and latest bungeecord jar

#

if can anyone help me out with the issue plz dm me

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:17 PM

#

for whatever reason it's only sending "identify"

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:17 PM

#

i am using waterfall and latest bungeecord jar
...what

prime pawn Jul 23, 2020, 9:17 PM

#

Hello, hoomans!

bleak ridge Jul 23, 2020, 9:18 PM

#

...what
@cedar spade some issues

#

if u could help me in the private chat that will be helpful

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:18 PM

#

how are you running waterfall with a bungee jar

#

thats not how it works

#

either way sounds like. a #waterfall-help question

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:18 PM

#

No, I don't do Waterfall support, let alone in PMs

#

but what chew said, you don't use Waterfall and Bungee together, so I have no idea what you were trying to achieve

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:21 PM

#

so like, i have init-commands-list=[ then "PRIVMSG NickServ IDENTIFY name pass" but it's only sending identify

#

like arent ya missin something there pal

#

the NAME and PASS

#

there's no reason it shouldnt

mighty storm Jul 23, 2020, 9:25 PM

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it's legit just sending the first 3 args

#

wrong platform sorry

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:25 PM

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nah you gotta ree about discord on irc and ree about irc on discord

#

hi knenwald

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 9:26 PM

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Why do you even use irc if you have discord open anyways, ready to tab in kazheek

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:26 PM

#

@quasi valley hangar wen

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 9:26 PM

#

Hello em dee

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:26 PM

#

it's neither it's legit just the lib

quasi valley Jul 23, 2020, 9:26 PM

#

Uhm I forgot something in the oven, gotta go 👀

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:27 PM

#

cooking at 11:26pm

#

seems suspicious

#

see he responded with a reaction

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#

lies

#

knenwald is actually using the microwave gasp

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:35 PM

#

📎 unknown.png

#

ok but why that icon

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 9:35 PM

#

why not

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:36 PM

#

its cute

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:38 PM

#

no

#

scary

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 9:39 PM

#

pop is cute >:(

#

and a weeb but we love him anyways

waxen panther Jul 23, 2020, 9:40 PM

#

hate webs !

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:40 PM

#

hmm, the only reason my credit card application got denied was "Your monthly debt obligations are too high given your income" and not "insufficient credit history"

#

even though my debt is $50

#

oh nvm thats happened before

#

maybe my credit history would be longer if i actually bought stuff

ashen cliff Jul 23, 2020, 9:41 PM

#

MFW our banks forces a minimum 400€ loan for all users if you go into overdraft. Can't even disable is, super fun when doing online stuff.

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:42 PM

#

i have not and probably will not ever enter my card details in online

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:43 PM

#

lol why

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 9:44 PM

#

privacy.com

#

never give anyone your real card number

#

😉

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:44 PM

#

ye

ashen cliff Jul 23, 2020, 9:44 PM

#

I have a separate card for online stuff, but since it has forced enabled overdraft...

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:44 PM

#

great site

ashen cliff Jul 23, 2020, 9:45 PM

#

I am a US resident

#

Yeah, no.

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:45 PM

#

privacy.com probably only US

#

yeah

ashen cliff Jul 23, 2020, 9:45 PM

#

You could always just buy VISA gift cards if you cared that much.

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 9:45 PM

#

theres probably competitors in your country

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:45 PM

#

ah darn

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:46 PM

#

privacy.com is great

#

but for US people only because terrorism laws!

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:46 PM

#

there probably is no competitors in my country

#

or wait yeah that thing idk the name

#

nvm that's another thing

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 9:51 PM

#

I wish we had privacy.com

#

I'm stuck with using Revolut.

#

Though, recently they added self-deleting cards to the free tier, which isn't that bad.

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 9:52 PM

#

i probably wouldn't be able to use anything like that anyway

void void Jul 23, 2020, 9:53 PM

#

privacy.com offers an api

#

damn

#

hnnnng

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 9:53 PM

#

Yeah.

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 9:55 PM

#

wow

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limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:56 PM

#

so what's the catch? do they sell purchase data or something?

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

no

void void Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

you have to be an US resident

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

americans :.:

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

they get a fee from transactions

void void Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

that's the catch

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

(or re-use I guess)

#

a, I see

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

all credit card companies can charge fees to merchants

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

so it's not actually $0 lol

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

like not even us citizen, only us residents allowed

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

to the user yes

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

i mean

#

it's pretty fucking useless in EU

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

it costs you nothing to use privacy.com

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

considering bank payments are everywhere

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

I mean merchants will just increase the prices for users using it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

no

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

yes

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

merchants already take credit card overhead into account

void void Jul 23, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

how is it not?

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

it's how all those cash back credit cards work too

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

which increases the price you pay

#

it connects to your bank account

#

so yes, services like this increase the amount of money you have to pay

#

not for me

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

pretty sure Apple pay (and other various ___ Pays) do this. so yeah, not illegal

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

i havent had to pay any more than I have to

#

I really hate how this system hides that from you

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:58 PM

#

well no more for privacy.com than any other credit card

void void Jul 23, 2020, 9:59 PM

#

well clearly you have to feed it some money at first; money does not grow on trees barty pepelaugh

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:59 PM

#

privacy uses debit cards

#

how about: not using credit cards thinksmart

#

theyre treated as prepaid cards as some places

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 9:59 PM

#

gotta build credit somehow lul

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 9:59 PM

#

SEPA works without additional fees ¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

no?

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

pepegahammer

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

we just specified were the rewards came from: from you paying more when you purchase products

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

the US with their credit cards and shit

#

it's completely different in EU

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

Barty coming back in to flex his credit card usage again

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

yeah, here we just pay with our card for free thinksmart

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

same

#

in-store payments are done wirelessly using my phone

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

ive never had to pay more with privacy than just a debit card

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

online payments go through my instant bank transfer method

#

which is as simple as scanning a qr code, fingerprint & pay

#

credit cards are still a thing

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:01 PM

#

and phoenix, i think you're not understanding the payment infra in the us

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:01 PM

#

there's no credit score though and people usually only use them for the extra insurance & are used on high $ purchases

#

or for sites accepting creditcard only

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:01 PM

#

all merchants give a small cut to the payment processer

#

(like visa)

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:01 PM

#

how it is where I work yoyu pay the same amount via cash or card

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:01 PM

#

and then visa gives a small cut of that to the card issuer

#

so privacy in this case

velvet garden Jul 23, 2020, 10:01 PM

#

"file is not a schema" anyone know how to fix this in IDEA? I'm trying to get autocomplete working for plugin.yml but it's not for some reason thinkFish

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cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:02 PM

#

that's just the cost of doing biz

#

it's why some places have a credit card minimum

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 10:02 PM

#

all places are like that. thats why they usually do a $5 minumum to use a card, or they charge you an extra 25-50 cents to swipe

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:02 PM

#

ive never seen that

#

what I don't get: why do you pay with credit cards online when you can just instantly transfer the money for free from one bank account to another one?

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

because it's slow as fuck in the US

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

because bank info is more risky to give

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

oh

#

lol

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

3-day period if you're lucky

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

the entire bank / payment infrastructure is outdated compared to the EU

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

I forgot that the US is a fourth-world country for a sec

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

hell they use fucking checks in US

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

runs

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

while that shit has been phased out 30 years ago in the EU

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

Most US online infrastructure is hella outdated

grand pewter Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

yeah i still have some checks lying around just because people still ask for them in some cases

#

lol

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

there's no IBAN system or anything either in the US

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:03 PM

#

meanwhile in theEU we can have bank transfers in under 15 minute (if both banks are cool)

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

#

a lot of places dont take checks anymore

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

#

yeah the new instant payment system is epic

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

#

The entire US payment system is federalized and still uses COBOL

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

#

some places wont even accept cash either

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

#

it's a shame most banks in NL don't support it for some weird reason

#

they decided to create their own NL instant payments version of it

#

super weird

proven atlas Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

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can anyone join my MC server play.emera.ml

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

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no

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

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well they will be required to do so next year or so

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

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Maybe some newage politicians can get voted into offices to make the changes required for US infrastructure so its better:^)

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

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it's EU law

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

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oh i hate cash aswell

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i don't carry any cash or cards with me

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it's all on my phone

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

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i use google pay

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:04 PM

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I actually do

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because I can't pay with my phone

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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KEKR

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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only time i use cash is if a place requires me to

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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because hur dur rooted and custom rom

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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i want to use my android watch to pay, but i cant find anywhere that actually lets me use it lol

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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weird

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mobile payments go through our bank's apps

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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some places have apple pay but my bank doesnt support it

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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and mine works fine with LineageOS & Magisk

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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xD

unreal quarry Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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seen a few places with the samsung pay symbol, but they always say the machine is broke

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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can't get SafetyNet to pass so rip

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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i've seen maybe 1 place that doesn't accept card here

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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we're the opposite, ours works fien but we never advertise it

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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@twin lagoon magiskhide now doesn't work with new safetynet

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:05 PM

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still works fine here though

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perhaps my bank doesn't check for it

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:06 PM

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google is using server side validation

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:06 PM

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Imagine being able to get into bars

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:06 PM

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and accepting card payments as a business is easy as shit too

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https://sumup.com/

SumUp - a better way to get paid

Credit Card Readers - Accept Card Payments including EMV and NFC | ...

Accept all your credit card payments. SumUp's contactless EMV terminal will solve your payment needs for the next decade. Accept EMV chip, magstripe, and NFC payments with Apple or Android smartphone.

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seen a lot of these

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:06 PM

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also my OS is half way to google-less so that might have something to do with it 👀

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:06 PM

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cost like $30

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yeah i'd say payments are done pretty well here

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stuff like privacy.com wouldn't work or be necessary here

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:08 PM

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ive only ever had one problem where it wouldnt accept my privacy card

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i just shot a support email and they fixed it

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:09 PM

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oh i meant that the idea wouldn't work out here

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:09 PM

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why not

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don't you have credit card numbers

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:09 PM

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no one uses credit cards or debit card payments?

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:09 PM

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oh

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:09 PM

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seen a few EU countries that have some weird debit card system from visa or mastercard (VPAY / Maestro) where you don't have any numbers to use online

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credit cards are like i said only used for larger purchases w/ insurance

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:09 PM

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Is it because it generates a card for you?

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:10 PM

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no

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:10 PM

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oh yeah, it's like that in canada, debit cards are their own network that's not visa/mastercard, so they mostly can't be used online

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:10 PM

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one thing i quite like about mac/safari is you can pay with apple pay online if they support it

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:10 PM

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yeah it's the same thing basically

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:10 PM

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however, as i said, my bank sucks

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:11 PM

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which makes a lot of things in the EU resort to a country's or bank's instant transfer system

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e.g. here in the netherlands we've got iDEAL

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:11 PM

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we can use credit cards everywhere here, but you have to be 19 for that -- so it's hard for underage ppl to do online shopping

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:11 PM

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well credit cards too are 18+

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my card is Maestro debit card and Mastercard credit card in one 👀

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for us

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:11 PM

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isn't that kinda a good thing

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:11 PM

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credit cards are 18+ here aswell

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:11 PM

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the only thing that really works is paypal, which you can hook up directly to a bank

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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here debit cards are 13+

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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yeah, which is fine until you can't use a debit card online

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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yeah same

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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oh you can get a debit card here if you're like 5

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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I've never heard of adult age being 19

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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wait yall can't just... make card payments online?

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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you can

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with your credit card

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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Still had my red HSBC money saver thing

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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@fallen oracle Canada! :D

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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but people don't usually use cards for online payments

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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oops

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:12 PM

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sounds fun lol

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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you just use your bank instant payment system

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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tbh credit card online payments have only been started to get common in the last ten or so years here in germany

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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TIL

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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normally you just use paypal or do direct bank transfer

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easy solution: just don't buy things like i do

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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I just don't buy anything

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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it was basically just a "safe" made out of a sheet of mettle painted red, with a key combo on the front of it (Just, it's one D plate, so, like, unlock with a paperclip and spin it around)

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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or you pay after you got the product and invoice

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ayy glare lmao

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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in the UK we use PayPal or cards, afaik it's rare you'd do a bank transfer

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:13 PM

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US too ^

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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paypal is just so horrendously awful

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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I bought lucky charms on Amazon like a week ago tho

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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i wish canadians had an alternative

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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for my bank, direct card sometimes require a text confirmation

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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The last thing I bought before that was a TV remote in March

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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for international stuff

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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alternative to what sweepy

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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UK isn't EU

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pepe_sleep

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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in germany you just give large companies like amazon permission to directly take money from your bank account thinksmart

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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ye that's a thing here too

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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I spent to go all out when I buy stuff online if you can't tell

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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I was trying to send money to an online friend

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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we were until recently, and we still work like you do for now :p

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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and just literally had no way to do it

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:14 PM

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yeah there's so little for international money transfer

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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have you heard of bitcoin, sweepy?

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runs

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just start paying in bitcoin

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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it's basically either paypal or wire transfers

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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dammit

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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i gave elon my bitcoin!

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waiting for my x2!

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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Me too!

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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did yours get doubled! mine already did 😛

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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i got my x2 back already

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are you still waiting?

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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josh I have some news for you

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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dammit too slow again

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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crypto is cool until you realize that no one accepts it and you have to sell it

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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let me send you a page with my bank account number, full name, and home address so you can wire me money!

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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which is a royal pain

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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crypto is just stocks for dumbasses

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

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I accept it :)

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coinbase has a debit card for EU countries I believe, converts crypto to cash i think

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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i mean i guess there's western union as well

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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crypto is great

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coinbase card is a thing yeah

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there's a few others

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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not in the US yet

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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I have some coins sitting somewhere

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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just exclusively buy stuff form openbazaar ¯_(ツ)_/¯

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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just no idea how to do anything with them lol

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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i've seen quite a few businesses accept them

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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western union has physical travelling and delays involved

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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cryptocurrency is a conspiracy by the power companies to run up our electric bills

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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@cosmic raft what c o i n s

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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there is straight up no way for me to pay someone in the US in a couple of minutes

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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i got a good bit of cryptocurrency in HS off of litecoin mining

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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s/our/chinas

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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I forget the name

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <12z0w0> cryptocurrency is a conspiracy by the power companies to run up chinas electric bills

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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dumb names for them all

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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reeeeeeeee

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:16 PM

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then sold it all back then for like $500

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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but it was something like $20 worth or something in 2018

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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i have half a bitcoin and im waiting for it to go back up again

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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I sold like 2 bitcoin when it was $400 ;_;

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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so i don't lose money

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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jroy rich

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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RIP phoenix...

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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i have 2500 lumens, hoping for the best

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I mean I made a couple hundred bucks profit but still... xD

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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I think I remember some guy bying a pizza for like a ton of bitcoin many many years ago. would've been "worth" hundreds of thousands now

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:17 PM

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it's a reddit post

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 10:18 PM

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Reddit is trustworthy right guys

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:18 PM

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Stellar is pretty cool

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:18 PM

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https://youtu.be/n5uoEqb3VaQ there's also this

YouTube

Michael Hendricks

Buy Pizza with Bitcoins (using CoinCard)

Use Bitcoins to buy a pizza from Domino's using the CoinCard service http://coincard.ndrix.com

▶ Play video

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:18 PM

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i wonder if the pizza company did anything with those coins

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iirc he bought via a payment processor

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:18 PM

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yes, Reddit is 100% accurate. With paid content moderators 😛

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:18 PM

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so nobody really did anything with the coins

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:18 PM

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reddit is always correct and not biased

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where is my gold

merry talon Jul 23, 2020, 10:18 PM

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hundreds of thousands? Pretty sure he sent thousands of bitcoins so it'd be worth like billions

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:19 PM

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I wasn't sure of the amounts

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:19 PM

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it's not like 5 mods mod half of the top 100 sites or anything

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 10:19 PM

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Never

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Theres no underground illegal rings amongst the mods either

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Couldn't be reddit mods are the pinnacle of humanity

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Absolute saints

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:19 PM

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https://bitcointalk.org/?topic=137.0

Pizza for bitcoins?

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it wasn't a reddit post actually nvm

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10,000... Thats quite a bit.. you could sell those on https://www.bitcoinmarket.com/ for $41USD right now..

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bitcoin is at 8280 EUR right now

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:20 PM

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lol

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:20 PM

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the fuck is a euro

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:20 PM

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was about to post that..

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some EU nonsense iirc

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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imagine using anything but the dollar

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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https://www.blockchain.com/btc/address/1XPTgDRhN8RFnzniWCddobD9iKZatrvH4

Blockchain.com Explorer | BTC | ETH | BCH

The easiest and most trusted transaction search engine and block explorer.

left swift Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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I think it's a new British penny crypto

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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🇺🇸 💵 #️⃣ 1️⃣

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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the worlds most stable currency KKonaW

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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Total Received
81432.09109296 BTC

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monkaW

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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so that is...

twin lagoon Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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nowadays

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$782,299,369.75

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:21 PM

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https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/4pQQDxdo/image.png

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tells you right there

unkempt drift Jul 23, 2020, 10:22 PM

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damn

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:22 PM

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oh they sent it off

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oh no

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:25 PM

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.was 75 - 43

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.wa 75 - 43

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:25 PM

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(DiscordBot) Result: 32 - https://is.gd/5RsqAf

75 - 43 - Wolfram|Alpha

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.

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wow u slow

fallen oracle Jul 23, 2020, 10:25 PM

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Where the hell is my 32 cents?

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:25 PM

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https://discord.com/gifts/TnuncpnWxu8ja47T6C3M2vRD

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 10:26 PM

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thonk

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:26 PM

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why bother, a bot got it

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:26 PM

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good one 😂 ahha haHAA laughing 👌 rn ahaha

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:26 PM

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it says you are a bot chew

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:26 PM

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i am

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 10:26 PM

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intelligent AI

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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Detroit: Become Human

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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@zealous wedge halp the bots are rising up again

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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i know

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hello

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👀

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we're taking over

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hi friends

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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One sec

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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🤖

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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beep boop

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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I got dis

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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wait

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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proxi come join us

minor badge Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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nevur

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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bots are your friends <3

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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proxi join the resistance

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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bot are bot

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 10:27 PM

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fuck bots

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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you can't take discord away from us!!!

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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damn bots clogging up the chat

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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all bots deserve to die

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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Muwahahahahahaaaa

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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oh no

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we will welcome you into our collective ;=;

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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noooo

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how do i submit myself to the bots

uncut moss Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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don’t

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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someone voice me :)

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carefully

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irc.spi.gt

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:28 PM

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ignore them

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:29 PM

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./umode +B

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am bot

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:29 PM

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you tell the guy who failed to jebait people the irc url

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smh

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:29 PM

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???

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:30 PM

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the discord gift link he sent above is a troll gift

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:30 PM

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oh ok

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bullying is easier on irc :p

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:30 PM

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tru

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:30 PM

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cus we have more fun here

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basically you need a reasonable iq to join irc and a very low one to fail to jebait someone like that

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i think is what jroy means

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ah

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:31 PM

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scrolling through things herr

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suddenly

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📎 Screenshot_20200723-153110.png

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Thonk

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:31 PM

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a good tutorial on how to actually jebait someone with discord: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1YBv2mWll0

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:31 PM

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"#paper Cannot join channel (+r) - you need to be identified with services"

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:31 PM

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good

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:31 PM

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protip: read the message

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well, you should identify with services then

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do what it says

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:33 PM

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it still says that i can't join

cunning raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:33 PM

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good

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:33 PM

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did you identify with services

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:34 PM

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how do i identify with services

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:34 PM

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register your nick

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i don't know, good luck finding out

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 10:35 PM

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msg NickServ help

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:35 PM

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stop being so helpful

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this is a test

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also wut https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/u9iryjxt/image.png

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:39 PM

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im saying stuff, but it's not showing up here

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:39 PM

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you didn't join the channel

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you are not yet passing the test

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hm did you say "test test eeee"

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:39 PM

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well

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yes

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 10:40 PM

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test test eeee

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:40 PM

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did you try 1) setting a nick and 2) joing the right server

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:40 PM

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i did both of those

olive marlin Jul 23, 2020, 10:40 PM

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You need to /join correct channel.

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:40 PM

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i did

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:41 PM

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they're on esper

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:41 PM

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im on irc.esper.net

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 10:41 PM

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irc.spi.gt

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:41 PM

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thats not what we told you to join

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they can't read

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he told us 2) we're on irc.esper.net#paper as well

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ayy he madeit

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:44 PM

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I identify as a services

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wait

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:44 PM

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test

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 10:45 PM

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im on irc.esper.net
THE BEST NETWORK

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:45 PM

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he did it guys!

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i have now joined the bot gang(tm)

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oh hey you figured it out

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perhaps we treated you too harshly

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i think i can still send links

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https://discord.com/gifts/TnuncpnWxu8ja47T6C3M2vRD

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rizon has irpg

static badge Jul 23, 2020, 10:46 PM

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ah yes bots instaclaiming those

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:46 PM

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definitely a plus

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 10:46 PM

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Is rizon the one with the horrifying IRCd that makes client devs cry

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:46 PM

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leaf thats a troll

static badge Jul 23, 2020, 10:46 PM

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did I get jebaited

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fuck sake

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:47 PM

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yes you did

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i think rizon is the one sk used to be on

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nvm we definitely overestimated

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also

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can you not TheTank20

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sk89q

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 10:47 PM

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📎 unknown.png

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:47 PM

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how is it getting my profile picture

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because it matches your name on discord

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also, irc has the power to (at)everyone with no restrictions

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just gonna say that

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no we dont

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:49 PM

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esper > spigotmc irc

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change my mind

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:49 PM

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try it and see

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at-everyone

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 10:49 PM

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Don't want to change your mind, MD. You're right. The opers on esper are way cooler.

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:49 PM

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at-here

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:49 PM

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ah

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wait

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my clone

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:50 PM

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no, ur my clone

void void Jul 23, 2020, 10:50 PM

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no, ur mine

static badge Jul 23, 2020, 10:50 PM

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we've tried everything but rank infiltration

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:50 PM

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there's one i wanna try

#

@

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:50 PM

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someone make me an admin so i can at everyone

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:51 PM

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@zealous wedge hi

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:51 PM

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i'm here from planet discord, i need op to review your server

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 10:51 PM

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:O

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finally the reviewer is here

zealous wedge Jul 23, 2020, 10:51 PM

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hi @cosmic raft

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:51 PM

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i am discord staff, give me ownership so i can run diagnostics

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should we begin the robot uprising or no

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yes

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ok

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 10:52 PM

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Oh no

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:52 PM

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beep boop

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so here is the plan, either you submit to us or we will spam the discord "gift"

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how about no

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bad bot

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well

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how do we do the uprising

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u will get sniped from irc AND discord

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you probably don't want that

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good point

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well

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i will now shut down

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fake fan

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:56 PM

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so I have an important question

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:56 PM

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whatcha got

cosmic raft Jul 23, 2020, 10:56 PM

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it is a matter of life and death

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what do I eat for lunch?

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:56 PM

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yes

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no

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i usually skip lunch

vagrant niche Jul 23, 2020, 10:56 PM

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@cosmic raft check ur damn irc pings

serene bolt Jul 23, 2020, 10:56 PM

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mcdonalds day 9048

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:56 PM

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get something cold so you don't melt

vagrant niche Jul 23, 2020, 10:56 PM

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pls no koroby autoreply on essx

golden gust Jul 23, 2020, 10:57 PM

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#StudentLife

cedar spade Jul 23, 2020, 10:57 PM

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lax I already reminded kash :p

vagrant niche Jul 23, 2020, 10:57 PM

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one is not enough, md

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It requires multiple

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:57 PM

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there's is no limit until it's fixed

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duh

vagrant niche Jul 23, 2020, 10:58 PM

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ye you can say paperspigot no cooldown

limber knotBOT Jul 23, 2020, 10:58 PM

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@vagrant niche [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

true canyon Jul 23, 2020, 10:59 PM

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Have any soup, kashike? That's my go-to "Oh crap it's time or past time to eat a meal"

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Just did that tonight