general

[limber knot]

.bbc doctor who

[finite wave]

.choke

[limber knot]

.cake

[finite wave]

.insult

[limber knot]

.cake proxi

gives proxi a delectable medium-sized Bundt cake and serves it with a small bowl of ice cream!

[finite wave]

.insult chew

[limber knot]

.help insult

nice try there is no insult command

[finite wave]

Dafuq is the command shit

.help

[mental meadow]

.hug chew

[limber knot]

.lart Chew

attempts to hotswap Chew's RAM.

[finite wave]

.lart Chew

[limber knot]

.help

.kill Chew

rips off Chew's limbs and leaves them to die.

[finite wave]

Thx

[limber knot]

knocks two of Chew's teeth out with a 2x4.

[finite wave]

.wrainbow

[mighty storm]

im pretty sure thats cloudybot

[cosmic raft]

it is

[void void]

.slap olivia

[limber knot]

ties olivia to a pole and whips them with a rubber chicken.

.horoscope virgo

isnt cafebabe cloudbot

[cosmic raft]

@vagrant niche hosts it

[finite wave]

What

[limber knot]

why is my horoscope bork

i tried to make my own cloudbot in ruby

[finite wave]

.dinner

[void void]

.issweepysmastersyet

[limber knot]

it worked but the lib i depend on died

(DiscordBot) I CANT GET A DAMN RECIPE: 404 CLIENT ERROR: NOT FOUND FOR URL: HTTPS://WWW.COOKSTR.COM/SEARCHES/SURPRISE

and was like 5 years old

[finite wave]

Okay bot

[void void]

.issweepmasteryet

[finite wave]

.ghissue 1930

[void void]

damn it i can't spell

[limber knot]

.l

oh yall goin rampant now

(kashike) kashike_ is listening to "Выходи за меня" by Gradusy from the album Выходи за меня https://is.gd/ondooc.

.l

[finite wave]

.l

[limber knot]

lastfm still works at least

[void void]

.issweepymastersyet

[finite wave]

.octopart

[limber knot]

alright

soda and cheese

no spamming now

[finite wave]

Smh

[limber knot]

hi kashike

Guys if you wanna use irc commands just come on irc, it's not hard

nice of u to return to the good side

just type /msg chanserv flags #paper chew VOP

[finite wave]

Nty

I will not vop you

[mental meadow]

Olivia I demand you back here so you have a pfp and purple name again

[limber knot]

it's a PINK name

[finite wave]

Ban her from irc

[limber knot]

ban but not kick 😉

[finite wave]

Yes?

[limber knot]

inb4 bans all of brockwell

[pulsar wigeon]

attempted privilege escalation exploits

[finite wave]

.ban Chee

[pulsar wigeon]

that's bannable in my book

[finite wave]

Heya wi

[limber knot]

Chee

hello w i z j a n y (didn't wanna take any risks pinging on irc)

just call him 🅱️izwany

[finite wave]

Big cucks

[limber knot]

i like irc better it doesnt do twemoji

or Discord Twemoji, since Twemoji has the trans flag and discord doesn't

[true canyon]

Escalation exploit trying to just get voice, lol

[zealous wedge]

eh wiz can turn off pings on irc

[limber knot]

i couldve said SOP

[finite wave]

Bad chew

[limber knot]

bless u

[finite wave]

Dafuq is sop

[limber knot]

helo zml

[finite wave]

Hopefully not what i think

[limber knot]

admin

[cosmic raft]

super op

[limber knot]

Aka &

[finite wave]

Okay

[true canyon]

"&" lol goofy non spec modes

[pulsar wigeon]

yea irc pings aren't really an issue

[limber knot]

it goes SOP for Admin, AOP for Op, HOP for Half-op, VOP for Voiced

[zealous wedge]

hi prox

[mental meadow]

It's like sup but with an o

[finite wave]

Soup?

[limber knot]

how u

i forgot how to do owner, I think you have to manually assign an owner

and there can only be 4 on this net

[finite wave]

Okay

[zealous wedge]

I'm good, lovely breakfast conversation here

[limber knot]

see unlike discord you can actually have multiple owners

yes we are always good breakfast company

[finite wave]

Chew come back to the good place

[unreal quarry]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CrispColorfulArmedcrab-mobile.mp4

[mental meadow]

It's 1:56 am and I want to sleep but I also want to read

[limber knot]

im already at the good place

[finite wave]

That is so not safe lol

[cosmic raft]

lmao billy that made me laugh

[dull linden]

hey is there a help channel

[finite wave]

Maybe

[dull linden]

like just vanilla help

[finite wave]

Maybe

[limber knot]

thats epic billy

[cosmic raft]

#paper-help and #waterfall-help

[zealous wedge]

Aurora, why not read yourself to sleep?

[dull linden]

not necessarily paper help

[limber knot]

vanilla just here

[finite wave]

Maybe

[dull linden]

oh ok

[void void]

depends what mood we're in

[mental meadow]

I'm reading this stuff here and it keeps me awake :D

[finite wave]

.g how to read

[dull linden]

ah i see

[limber knot]

we cant guarantee you wont be memed on

[dull linden]

.g

[zealous wedge]

vanilla extract or vanilla beans?

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://fs.blog/how-to-read-a-book/ -- How to Read a Book: The Ultimate Guide by Mortimer Adler: "In How to Read a Book, Mortimer Adler teaches us the four levels of reading to become a more effective reader. Learning how to read is more than just..."

[dull linden]

what

[finite wave]

I guess that will be helpful

[limber knot]

vanilla 🧔s

[zealous wedge]

or maybe vanilla paste?

[dull linden]

what does that accomplish

[limber knot]

thats not a bean

[dull linden]

ANYWAYS

[limber knot]

.g is google

[zealous wedge]

it is not a bean

[dull linden]

i have a portal guardian farm

[limber knot]

(Chew) https://www.google.com/business/ -- Google My Business - Drive Customer Engagement on Google: "With a Google My Business account, you get more than a business listing. Your free Business Profile lets you easily connect with customers across..."

oh crap

[finite wave]

Chew

Dafuq

[dull linden]

but the guardians arent going through the portal

[mental meadow]

Just ask your question^^

[dull linden]

but I can

[zealous wedge]

try it is a bean

[dull linden]

theres an afk player in the nether, maybe they're taking up mobcap in the nether?

[void void]

yes

[dull linden]

and guardians just instantly despawn because of it?

[limber knot]

cant do custom emojis on irc thank god

[zealous wedge]

you're missing out

[finite wave]

[limber knot]

custom emojis are the worst thing to happen to discord,

[finite wave]

[limber knot]

well, 2nd worst

[dull linden]

are you nerds gonna help me or not

jkjkjkj ❤️

[finite wave]

Nty

[zealous wedge]

I would disagree

[mental meadow]

Are they going through the portal and disappearing or not?

[finite wave]

Going through disappearing

[minor badge]

go to #paper-help for help

[dull linden]

I dont know if they're even going through the portal

[potent fossil]

First of all this is the offtopic channel, if you want help you should go to the channel that's actually FOR help

[dull linden]

it's vanilla

[limber knot]

this isnt a paper issue proxi

[potent fossil]

And don't be rude

[finite wave]

I saw his vid he posted the other day

[minor badge]

this is the meme channel

[limber knot]

it's vanilla

[dull linden]

omfg everyone said here

[finite wave]

[potent fossil]

Regardless Chew, it's literally a help question. This ain't a help channel.

Never has been. Sometimes we answer easy Qs but...

[zealous wedge]

isn't there an actual minecraft discord?

[limber knot]

well there's no #general-help channel

[potent fossil]

this is offtopic

[finite wave]

Chew told him

Blame chew

[minor badge]

paper-help is for anything to do with servers and gameplay, general is to meme and shit on people

[potent fossil]

paper-help is just...help

[finite wave]

Bad chew

[potent fossil]

it's help.

[true canyon]

Blame chew, I always do!

[dull linden]

well then name it #help

[limber knot]

this is why i don't like talking to people

[finite wave]

No. Zibey

[void void]

no that ones only for paper help

[dull linden]

ok fine

[potent fossil]

the paper-help name comes from IRC days where it had to be prefixed with paper-

so...no

[zealous wedge]

this is what the block buttons for olivia

[mental meadow]

It's confusing yeah

[limber knot]

i only block bots

[mental meadow]

Just ask your question again there 😊

[limber knot]

so they cant delete my messages since they cant read my messages

[finite wave]

What

[waxen panther]

clownery

[mental meadow]

Inb4 they get told that paper-help is only for paper support...

[finite wave]

That a thing?

[zealous wedge]

hmm 🤔

[limber knot]

no that doesnt actually work lol

[zealous wedge]

I judt block people who are annoying

[limber knot]

oh no wonder i cant message you

[waxen panther]

😔

[finite wave]

Aren’t you karen yourself tho?

[potent fossil]

i mean if we're being semantic then yes paper-help is for paper help...but...we're not robots. we can answer general questions, just use the help channel you know? like

[mental meadow]

I think I only have one person blocked on discord

[finite wave]

I’ve got some chinese dude blocked

Cause i disliked his name

[void void]

i have 45 people blocked

[zealous wedge]

lol I don't have you blocked chew

really Jan

[mental meadow]

We told them to ask here to be fair

[minor badge]

@waxen panther uwu

[finite wave]

It was plastered over my discord and it triggered me at the moment

[waxen panther]

@minor badge uwu

[minor badge]

😳

[waxen panther]

x

[finite wave]

Y

[mental meadow]

that's gay

[serene bolt]

[finite wave]

[zealous wedge]

[mental meadow]

I know where you got that emoji Pure :p

[minor badge]

[limber knot]

my blocklist https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/asnWiupW/image.png

[zealous wedge]

[waxen panther]

[serene bolt]

I know where you got that emoji Pure :p
uh oh

[void void]

whats up with your font

[zealous wedge]

[minor badge]

https://owo.whats-th.is/5orDUN6.png

[limber knot]

oh god the emoji spam

[waxen panther]

block someone proxi

[zealous wedge]

Prix you need to block one more

[minor badge]

it'll be u brocc

[waxen panther]

silly irc people deserve the emote spams

[mental meadow]

I only have one person blocked but since they are in this channel it would be unfair to say who it is ;p

[finite wave]

You wouldn’t proxi

[waxen panther]

i hate u proxi

i forgot

i take back the uwu

[finite wave]

Rude aurora

[mental meadow]

You can guess

[minor badge]

pensive

[limber knot]

it's me, i already know

[finite wave]

Everyone dm aurora

[minor badge]

when is aurora gonna accept my friend request doe

[waxen panther]

you can react to test

[void void]

hm i usually say when i've blocked someone

[waxen panther]

[vagrant niche]

oi which fker pingd me

[finite wave]

Not me, i’m smart

[waxen panther]

@vagrant niche idk

[void void]

because when i've blocked someone they're an arsehole

[vagrant niche]

😡

[limber knot]

aurora never sent me a friend request 😢

[void void]

@vagrant niche check recent mentions

[zealous wedge]

it was kashike @vagrant niche

[waxen panther]

pensive

[mental meadow]

You didn't send me one proxi :c

[vagrant niche]

🖕 kashike

[finite wave]

I think kash tagged you @vagrant niche

[minor badge]

i did!

u rejected it in that case >:(

[vagrant niche]

I will unleash wiz upon ur arse

[limber knot]

I have 5 outgoing requests

[mental meadow]

What

[serene bolt]

if your on my friends list, you deserved it (or I had to add you to send you a message, like barty )

[mental meadow]

Never

[limber knot]

and 0 incoming

[minor badge]

hey dont talk abt MY kashike like that >:(

[limber knot]

i messaged pure during that small window where he had dms open

[finite wave]

Nice

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/shinji-ikari-ikari-shinji-shinji-ikari-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-5881549

[vagrant niche]

maybe ya just aitn worth friending

[finite wave]

[serene bolt]

i only disable DMs during periods of death threats from spigot drama

[void void]

wat

[minor badge]

why is lax on that list pure

[finite wave]

Spigot is more toxic than this at times

[serene bolt]

lax was my very first discord friend ever lol

[minor badge]

woa

[limber knot]

trans rights gang https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/bBpkSKYF/image.png

[mental meadow]

Boobies in my mouth

[serene bolt]

that looks like an unofficial, 3rd party discord client

[mental meadow]

What a status

[limber knot]

yeah it's my irc client

[finite wave]

[limber knot]

duh

[waxen panther]

trans right gang + boobies in my mouth gang

[finite wave]

What

[minor badge]

boobies in aurora's mouth 😳

[waxen panther]

What

[limber knot]

owo?

[void void]

i thought the boobies thing was pinned

[waxen panther]

uwu ! ?

[minor badge]

boobies in brocc's mouth 😳

[mental meadow]

For a second I thought you pinned my message 👀

[limber knot]

gimme a few years

[golden gust]

shame

[limber knot]

gotta take some PILLS

[finite wave]

Broc talk about your sex life elsewhere

[waxen panther]

ok i'll go spam about it in potato onion radish nori

and ping you a lot

x

[limber knot]

LMAO

[minor badge]

ok wtf

[limber knot]

guys dm me for free responses

[vagrant niche]

not even frends

[finite wave]

.msg chew u suck

[minor badge]

where is the council 2 when i need them

[finite wave]

It no work

[limber knot]

hell yeah i do

wait what

nvm

[finite wave]

Yes

[void void]

haha

[limber knot]

70 of my 177 repos are forks lol

[mental meadow]

I think I let everyone message me, so far nothing bad happened

[finite wave]

I just dmed u bad things

[limber knot]

no one has dmed me yet except for ecat

[zealous wedge]

I let everyone message me except moss

[static badge]

god damn it jan

[finite wave]

Oh my

[zealous wedge]

and just block the annoying ppl

[finite wave]

Such nasty

[golden gust]

wow

[limber knot]

the only thing i sent aurora was a pic of me as a catgirl

[mental meadow]

What?

[limber knot]

thats it

[finite wave]

Lol rip cat

[cosmic raft]

@golden gust https://i.imgur.com/sfa8VKq.png

[finite wave]

Did you block cat?

[golden gust]

Well, aren't I loved

[finite wave]

Mol

[serene bolt]

cat I have no idea why you can't message me

[waxen panther]

pensive

[limber knot]

i mean cat probably has his dms off

[potent fossil]

yup if sender has em off it wont work

[golden gust]

Wait, would that prevent it?

r i p

[limber knot]

if you have your dms off in the privacy settings you cant dm people

[potent fossil]

bc recipient cant reply

[finite wave]

Is he that stupid?

[limber knot]

Yes, it goes both ways

[golden gust]

I didn't know

[waxen panther]

L

[mental meadow]

Same

[finite wave]

Discord is weird

[serene bolt]

that's awful wtf lmao

[golden gust]

It's dum, I thought it would just temp allow

[mental meadow]

I have messages from everyone allowed

[static badge]

ah yes

[mental meadow]

Strange

[static badge]

discord

[mighty storm]

everyone send me a friend request, i need more friends :(

[golden gust]

No

[finite wave]

Nty

[golden gust]

I only add likable people

has simple as a friend

[minor badge]

https://uwu.whats-th.is/7qGS2sY.png

[vernal moth]

Send me a request

[mighty storm]

see this is why i dont talk to people

[minor badge]

HA

[potent fossil]

i mean, (sans temp allow) it would allow people to harass somebody without that somebody ever being able to defend themselves (short of blocking)

[vernal moth]

So that I can deny it

[potent fossil]

so i guess i see the rationale

[finite wave]

Chew keeps getting singled out lol

U make it too simple

[zealous wedge]

I'll send you a friend chew

[finite wave]

There u go mini

[limber knot]

LITERAlly everything i say i get harassed lol

[potent fossil]

i make it?

[mental meadow]

I already sent you one
Now I feel like I'm not enough :(

[zealous wedge]

as long as you change your nick to chuwu

[limber knot]

good news

[finite wave]

What

[zealous wedge]

tyty

[finite wave]

Ew rhat name

[mental meadow]

Good

[minor badge]

zml20w08

[finite wave]

A zml snapshot?

[minor badge]

😳

[mental meadow]

:)

[zealous wedge]

yeah didn't you hear they're making a new me

[limber knot]

guys bad news https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2ghD8saI/image.png

[minor badge]

f

[mental meadow]

Discord>irc

[finite wave]

[zealous wedge]

yeah :/

[minor badge]

jan tuwuck when

[limber knot]

Discord is like IRC but the exact opposite in every way

[finite wave]

Lol

[zealous wedge]

you can set pronouns in your nickserv meta tho

[waxen panther]

I'm still waiting for zml2009 :/

[vagrant niche]

Wait until Inspircd merges my Genders PR

[void void]

guys

this is minehut

https://timings.aikar.co/?id=ffc87413fda04233b78b4a6c56512faa

[waxen panther]

ok

[limber knot]

there, now my name is extra long

[zealous wedge]

ok

[minor badge]

#paper-help if u need help

[void void]

no

[waxen panther]

thats fuckin epic bro

[void void]

im showing

20TPS

goated

[minor badge]

ok we dont care

[zealous wedge]

ok

[potent fossil]

you're not getting help in this channel

[void void]

😦

[waxen panther]

who tf are minehut and why do we care

[potent fossil]

go to the help channel, or fuck off

[void void]

didnt ask for help

[limber knot]

#paper-help

[void void]

but ill get the fuck out then ig

[zealous wedge]

go dm Trent

[potent fossil]

ok then we don't give af

[minor badge]

minehut is some stupid free host

[limber knot]

wow yall are rude i can see aurora's poin

t

[mental meadow]

Nice as usual guys

[finite wave]

[potent fossil]

shows up acting like a fucking pos

wow you guys are so rude

Ok

[finite wave]

I told tou paper is a shit show

[zealous wedge]

we're "friendly"

[vagrant niche]

🤮

[waxen panther]

free minecraft hosting service

[finite wave]

If we are not in the mood we shit over everyone

[minor badge]

most of us are merely passive aggressive

[limber knot]

mean bad :(

[waxen panther]

simp is just aggressive

[golden gust]

1/4 of ticks running over 50mspt at 8 players

[finite wave]

Mean good

[waxen panther]

nothing passive about it

[potent fossil]

yes

[limber knot]

only dm me nice things or i will leave paper and start using ipad

[potent fossil]

i am proudly aggressive to little 13 year old shitheads like that

[vernal moth]

Minehut is actually pretty cool

[waxen panther]

whats a computer ?

[finite wave]

💻

[limber knot]

oh i was about to say something lewd

[finite wave]

Nty

[limber knot]

ikik i stopped myself

[zealous wedge]

ghasp

such restraint

[limber knot]

usually i only hop on irc for the nsfw freenode channels

[golden gust]

I send all my lewd stuff to simple

[finite wave]

Girls need to be proper chew

Smh

[potent fossil]

[limber knot]

gender stereotype detected :lasereyes:

[mental meadow]

[minor badge]

cat can i send u a snacc

[serene bolt]

omg aurora lmao you do know what discord I get them from

[finite wave]

[mental meadow]

😂

[limber knot]

why are you licking

[mental meadow]

I actually think that I think of the wrong one tho

[finite wave]

I like this better

[zealous wedge]

what are you licking tho

[mental meadow]

Ice cream

[finite wave]

[waxen panther]

u

[mental meadow]

Me

[waxen panther]

no

yuck

[finite wave]

[mental meadow]

😭

[zealous wedge]

we all spam here

[limber knot]

im so glad the duckduckgo extension considers cdn.discordapp.com a tracker and blocks it

[zealous wedge]

nice

[finite wave]

[zealous wedge]

no u

[limber knot]

kiss my sister? kinda gay if you ask me

[finite wave]

[limber knot]

you're invisible, konsider eating spinache? weird flex but ok

[vernal moth]

That's the least of your problems if she's your sister, lol

[finite wave]

[limber knot]

i don't even have a sister

[finite wave]

I’m so confused

[limber knot]

Can't underestimate new towers?

[zealous wedge]

rip to you

[vernal moth]

I really don't understand all this stepbro porn

[limber knot]

Study topological ocean performance?

[waxen panther]

I'll help you understand

😳

[finite wave]

I mean they got all the hot girls

[vernal moth]

Who in their right mind has sexual phantasies about their siblings?

[limber knot]

Study my dick? i don't get these acronyms

[zealous wedge]

where did step bro porn come from?

[finite wave]

Of course i need to watch some roleplay with a weirdo bro thingy

[mental meadow]

Me neither but I kinda like it ngl

[limber knot]

woah woah

[finite wave]

I only watch it for hot girlies

[limber knot]

wait let me find the meme

[zealous wedge]

where is this conversation going

[waxen panther]

where all conversations in papermc go to

[finite wave]

[waxen panther]

moderation

[finite wave]

[mental meadow]

[finite wave]

[vernal moth]

Dabbers should be executed on spot

[limber knot]

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Aqw0ngSU/1595118265.JPG

[finite wave]

[neat smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-what-waaat-gif-4989408

[vernal moth]

Petition to ban Jan

[finite wave]

[mental meadow]

I mean step siblings aren't related tho?

[finite wave]

Omg

[mighty storm]

not necessarily

[finite wave]

Stop the porn shir

[vernal moth]

That 3d wat is giving me nightmares

[mighty storm]

but this isn't alabama either

[finite wave]

[zealous wedge]

it's still a weird interaction

[vernal moth]

What happened to you zml?

[limber knot]

he changed, for the better

[vernal moth]

Did the bts fandom capture you?

[finite wave]

He got converted by proxi and them

[golden gust]

god fucking

[zealous wedge]

I've been taken ovee

[golden gust]

finder crashed and won't restart

[zealous wedge]

uwu

[minor badge]

zml do u like twice

[limber knot]

I wish there was an irc<->discord bridge but each person was their own irc user

[zealous wedge]

?

[vernal moth]

Cat yes, the topic right now is fucking

[finite wave]

What

[minor badge]

twice

[vernal moth]

Fucking your sister to be precise

[finite wave]

Eh

[vernal moth]

What do you have to contribute?

[limber knot]

STEP* sister

hello, be specific

[finite wave]

I think it was step yea

[zealous wedge]

is twice a thing?

what is twice lol

[minor badge]

twice is a kpop group!

[zealous wedge]

ok I know nothing about kpop

[finite wave]

[mental meadow]

I need my telegram stickers on here

[minor badge]

heck

[limber knot]

I'm back

[finite wave]

Kpop is weird

[limber knot]

Ohh telegram??

Add me

[minor badge]

kpop is the good shit™️

[neat smelt]

no

[finite wave]

I once read about their fans for a school project, apprently the fans are very oppressed and quite commonly commit suicide

[vernal moth]

K-pop = kack pop

[mental meadow]

Those BTS boys look so soft tho

[limber knot]

Kpop is like anime, it's not English so I don't understand it

[zealous wedge]

Aurora, make an emoji guild

[limber knot]

Behind the scenes?

SERVER***

[finite wave]

[minor badge]

implying u dont have a bajillion emote guilds already??

[finite wave]

Chew is dum

[limber knot]

servers**

[finite wave]

I can’t join more servers

[mental meadow]

I actually don't

[zealous wedge]

oh yeah I think bts was going to come to town

[finite wave]

Just gives me errors

[vernal moth]

Ok enough for today

[mental meadow]

Chew I can't I don't know your name there

[zealous wedge]

but their tour was cancelled cuz covid

[vernal moth]

Before I get cancer

[minor badge]

gute nacht mini

[limber knot]

On telegram?

[finite wave]

Mini no fun

[limber knot]

It's chewlekitten

[finite wave]

Can’t joke with cancer

[vernal moth]

Gute Nacht proxi

[zealous wedge]

Le kitten

[limber knot]

Oh good night proxiok

[mental meadow]

Nachti Mini

[finite wave]

Go sleep mini

[limber knot]

oh wait who's leaving

[zealous wedge]

bye mini

[vernal moth]

nachti

[neat smelt]

schlaf gut mini

[waxen panther]

why does hcapatcha always take like 3 attempts 😔

[neat smelt]

& träum was schönes

[vernal moth]

Gimme a sec I need to vommit

[waxen panther]

@minor badge fuck u

[serene bolt]

because hcaptcha is absolute garbage

I cannot stand it

[minor badge]

@waxen panther wtf????

[waxen panther]

hate you

[limber knot]

Hcaptcha more like ache captcha

[minor badge]

hcaptcha is the dumbest shit

[waxen panther]

i hate hcaptcha, it ruins my day

hate spigot

[neat smelt]

hcaptcha is the worst garbage

[finite wave]

Broc don’t hate on poor proxi

[waxen panther]

no she removed my role on the other server

and now im with u plebs

its disgusting

[neat smelt]

oh no what a nightmare

[finite wave]

Hehehe

[waxen panther]

yeah, it is

[zealous wedge]

"the other server"

[waxen panther]

yes

imagine being in the same category as Jan 😷

[mental meadow]

It's secret

[zealous wedge]

eww

[finite wave]

I’m just a noob over there

[zealous wedge]

sekrit

[waxen panther]

Paper2 discussion server

[finite wave]

It isn’t really about paper tho

[waxen panther]

dont tell them that 😠

[mental meadow]

Can't be good I'm not in it

[limber knot]

Join my server, irc.spi.gt #chew

[finite wave]

Nty

[unreal quarry]

eww, irc

[zealous wedge]

why spi.gt and not esper

[finite wave]

I mean city made it to be a shitshow i think

[limber knot]

why do you keep saying nothing towards you???

It's also on esper

and Freenode

And my own network

but we're already on spigot

[zealous wedge]

Good

spigot is the least valid irc network

[limber knot]

ouch

My network is on inspircd 3.6

[void void]

oh cityweeb left us

[limber knot]

So you can react to messages

And start threads

[mental meadow]

It's 2:30 am should I try to get some sleep?

[limber knot]

No chat with us

I mean you do neeed your beauty sleep

[mental meadow]

But I'm tired :c wanna dye my hair tomorrow

[limber knot]

uwu

ohh I wanna kill my hair too

Oh that kind of dye

My work doesn't let me dye my hair unnatural colors :/

[zealous wedge]

sleep! dye your hair!

[finite wave]

Aurora stay up like me

[mental meadow]

👀

[zealous wedge]

chew fite your boss

[finite wave]

Oh yeah you were going glonde

[waxen panther]

city left ages ago idiot

smh

[finite wave]

Again?

[mental meadow]

No not blonde

That's just to lighten up my dark hair

[zealous wedge]

oooh

[mental meadow]

Smh

[limber knot]

I'm already going to have to when I report my name change

Sooooo

[waxen panther]

just use sharpies lol

[limber knot]

That'll be fun

[zealous wedge]

oof

[limber knot]

I mean luckily they can't just fire me anymore

[zealous wedge]

bring a steel pipe

[mental meadow]

Stab him

[limber knot]

Thank you SCOTUS

him?

[mental meadow]

Your boss

[limber knot]

Depends on who you're referring to

[mental meadow]

Everyone

[limber knot]

My boss doesn't care what I do tbh but her boss does

I've dropped enough hints already I rhink

[mental meadow]

Idk cis people can be very oblivious

[limber knot]

Well I give 2 types of hints

1 to query if they're transphobic

And 1 to leave a seed in their mind for when I do actually come out

They'll be like why was I so blind

[finite wave]

Interesting

[limber knot]

Sometimes I drop a hint and they actually pick up on it that's how I know they're good

[zealous wedge]

heh

[mental meadow]

I used to work for the government when I changed my name and due to laws they weren't even allowed to have files with my old name anymore lol

[limber knot]

Since I can't access kash's safe place on irc https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/hGDFAxGT/1595119169.JPG

[mental meadow]

Awww

[uncut moss]

your work has hair color regulations?

[mental meadow]

Sounds like Murrrica

[uncut moss]

weird

[mental meadow]

Sounds like Murrrica

[limber knot]

it is america thats why its dumb

[serene bolt]

yeah a lot of places have hair color limits, can't be too "crazy" depending on the environment, definitely america

[limber knot]

i get $7.90/hr

[mental meadow]

Don't you have minimum wage?

[limber knot]

minimum wage is $7.25/hr yes

[uncut moss]

i mean i get it if it’s some job that requires you to look fancy and professional

[mental meadow]

Wtf

[uncut moss]

but drive through worker who tf cares

[serene bolt]

when I was an intern at comcast, in a completely network engineering / behind the scenes role, I couldn't have my hair colored dark blue

[limber knot]

i don't work at a drive through place i work at a bowling alley lol

[mental meadow]

A bowling alley without fun colored hair smh

[waxen panther]

$7.25 an hour w t f ?

[zealous wedge]

eww

[limber knot]

thats minimum wage yes

because why would you need more

[zealous wedge]

imagine paying someone under 20 an hr

[limber knot]

it's not a living wage and it doesnt need to be, people don't get it

[serene bolt]

where the hell do you live in the US that 7.25 is minimum wage

[limber knot]

like half the us lol

[uncut moss]

i make more than that and i’m 16

[mental meadow]

Move to Europe

[limber knot]

texas specifically

more like eurnope

[waxen panther]

minimum wage here is £8.20 which is about $10.30

[zealous wedge]

what kind of shitty boss actually pays someone that little

[limber knot]

jk europe is good

[waxen panther]

europe sucks

[limber knot]

BECAUSE I DON'T NEED TO EARN A LOT

[zealous wedge]

yeah anyone in the US is kinda stuck for a while

[mental meadow]

Sounds like Murrrica

[uncut moss]

more money is better than less money

holy shit wtf

[waxen panther]

thank you for crunching the numbers peppis

[limber knot]

I only spend like $100/mo max

[uncut moss]

owie my eyes

windows update turned off dark mode

[void void]

haha

[limber knot]

windows

[zealous wedge]

like one of my jobs (when I had work) was $35 cad an hour to chat, push boxes, and plug a thing or two in

[limber knot]

well theres your problem

wait hold on im a webhook

[mental meadow]

If I'd get paid like that I'd only work like 2 hours a week

[limber knot]

paper website

upgrades people upgrades

[void void]

wtf

[zealous wedge]

I spend more than $100 a month on judt food lol

u n i o n, aurora

[waxen panther]

upgrades people upgrades!

[limber knot]

I dont need money

[waxen panther]

I spent $100 on food this week ^^

[mental meadow]

Do you know the feeling when you get depressed late in the evening and start shopping on Amazon? That's where all my money goes

[limber knot]

i don't impulse buy

[waxen panther]

No I just buy domains at 4am

[uncut moss]

why can i not close that window

[mental meadow]

u n i o n, aurora
Imagine allowing people to unionize

[limber knot]

okay okay real question. DOMinos or SUBway?

[mental meadow]

Same broc

[void void]

home cooking

[waxen panther]

DOMinos

[mental meadow]

Subway is the best but I also like pizza :o

[serene bolt]

dominos or subway? how is that even a proper comparison, different type of food

[mental meadow]

👀

[serene bolt]

jimmy johns for subs, papa johns for pizza

easy

[void void]

i'll always maintain that home cooking is always better

[waxen panther]

cooking is boring

can't shitpost while cooking

i can shitpost while someone cooks food for me though

[limber knot]

what app is that broc

[serene bolt]

mom, where are my nuggets???

[waxen panther]

Revolut™️

[limber knot]

whats that

[void void]

home cooked tastes soo much better

[zealous wedge]

you can shitpost while cooking if you're skilled

[waxen panther]

my banking app

[limber knot]

o cool

[waxen panther]

online only one or w/e

it has some nice analytics

[limber knot]

WHY ARE THERE COMMAS

[void void]

holy crap thats expensive

[limber knot]

FIX IT

[mental meadow]

Because it's cents

[limber knot]

then it should be perio

d

like $1.00

[mental meadow]

No
We use 1.000.000,00

[limber knot]

ewwwwwwwww

[mental meadow]

Which kinda makes more sense

[void void]

wait are each of those meals for just one person!? and they cost so much!?

[limber knot]

no it looks worse

[mental meadow]

Like every other unit we use compared to America

@void void usually for 2 and we often order large pizzas that last dinner and breakfast

[limber knot]

mm breakfast pizza

[zealous wedge]

yeah decimals and commas are different chew

just wait until you learn how German does quotation marks

[limber knot]

how would you deliminate 1 million

[minor badge]

@mental meadow was für ein app ist das

[zealous wedge]

1.000.000,00

[mental meadow]

Finanzguru

[minor badge]

danke

[waxen panther]

Revolut does change UI every week and it gets a bit confusing though

[limber knot]

ew

[waxen panther]

ree why'd that take so long to send

[limber knot]

it's 1,000,000.00

[waxen panther]

commas are better, europe is dumb

[mental meadow]

Don't go to India then chew

[limber knot]

might have to start hating europe now

[waxen panther]

you should already hate europe

[limber knot]

india is a different dimension man

[mental meadow]

I think they have something like 1.00.000.000,00

[limber knot]

id take that over whatever zml said

just different enough

[minor badge]

i usually do 1 000 000.00, or 1'000'000.00 if i have to use separators

[waxen panther]

whatthefuck

[mental meadow]

You should learn German is fun

[waxen panther]

1'000'000.00 ?

[mental meadow]

Wtf proxi

[waxen panther]

??

[minor badge]

yes

[limber knot]

how would you write 3/2 in decimal

[minor badge]

u cant fuck up in reading it if u use '

[mental meadow]

1,5

[limber knot]

better not say 1,

OMG

it's 1.5

[zealous wedge]

chew said „just different enough“

[limber knot]

why would it be a COMMA

[waxen panther]

1.5 solid agree

[minor badge]

its personal preference

[void void]

americans use inches and farenhites

[waxen panther]

no

[mental meadow]

Because in German it's actually "eins KOMMA fünf"

[waxen panther]

it's wrong

your preference is wrong

[mental meadow]

Not "eins Punkt fünf"

[zealous wedge]

broc, you're wrong

[limber knot]

you can laugh at Fahrenheit and mm/dd/yyy, but 1,5 instead of 1.5 is unacceptable

[minor badge]

its "ein KOMMA fem" in norwegian, but i still use full stops

[waxen panther]

I have never been wrong once in my life thank you

[void void]

i drive on the left side

[waxen panther]

me2

[zealous wedge]

prplz, thst is invalid

[void void]

my point is there is no point

[waxen panther]

what do you want us to do

[golden gust]

gotta have your sword ready to draw

[mental meadow]

Your forgot cups, gallons, miles, inches, feet and everything else chew

[waxen panther]

suddenly start driving on the right?

[limber knot]

those are all ok

the point is

[golden gust]

lets face

it

[limber knot]

1.5 > 1,5 always, no argument

[waxen panther]

5 bigmacs wide

[zealous wedge]

Das ist falsch chew

[limber knot]

woah woah nein nein

[golden gust]

There is no way that we could pull off what sweden I think it was did these days without 200 people dying the day it happened

[mental meadow]

Ich stimme dir zu

[golden gust]

Well, minute it happened

[mighty storm]

rules clearly say english only

[waxen panther]

all of our signs and lights would have to change too

im going to move anyway so, I'll die trying to drive on the wrong side

[minor badge]

the rules do not state english only

[limber knot]

well i cant read the rule channel

[mental meadow]

You know what I like in Austria that I don't think I've seen in another country? Green lights start to blink 3 times before they turn to yellow

[minor badge]

green light to yellow turns them off for some 2-3 seconds here

and youre still allowed to drive on yellow so eh

[serene bolt]

meanwhile in Chicago they purposely make it turn from yellow to red very quickly, on a randomized timer depending on the area, just so they can get money from our wonderful red light camera system across the entire state

[mental meadow]

Yeah but now you know that you have to speed up to make it :D

[waxen panther]

my canadian friend says amber doesn't flash when its going green -> red ?

[minor badge]

might be yellow to red, im not so sure; they kinda dropped traffic lights around 2010

[limber knot]

Oh we banned red light cameras

[waxen panther]

or red to green i cant remember

[zealous wedge]

yeah, it doesn't flash

[limber knot]

well, didn't ban them, just made it I'llegal for them to report and catch crimes

[mental meadow]

Red to green skips it sometimes yeah

[zealous wedge]

what we have in BC at least is blinking green lights

[limber knot]

buildcraft?

[serene bolt]

red light cameras are responsible for a majority of traffic tickets in chicago so they'll never get rid of it, too much income

[zealous wedge]

yes, the province of BuildCraft

[waxen panther]

can't even remember what our one is rn but we show amber in some way both orders

[fiery tapir]

should i use java 11 or java 8 for a server?

[minor badge]

british columbia probably

[limber knot]

i use java 14

[zealous wedge]

maybe

[mental meadow]

11

[waxen panther]

java 20

[serene bolt]

java 11

[minor badge]

java 15

[limber knot]

Oh i was just in british columbia a few years ago

[mental meadow]

Do you have average speed cameras?

[zealous wedge]

wow i was also in british columbia a few years ago

[fiery tapir]

well most of those numbers are above 8 so i think i'll go with 11

[waxen panther]

They've started adding avg speed checks on the motorway here

it sucks

[potent fossil]

i once flew past a red light that had this huge camera on top of it bc an emergency was occurring and nothing ever happened

[zealous wedge]

difference is i'm still in british columbia

[potent fossil]

so, scare tactic?

[limber knot]

lmao

[potent fossil]

:))

[mental meadow]

They are pretty common here in longer tunnels

[limber knot]

i went to vancouver though

[zealous wedge]

same

[limber knot]

wait that means i missed the chance to meet the infamous z0w0

[serene bolt]

I love getting mail with a picture of me behind the wheel saying I owe the government money

[limber knot]

sad

[mental meadow]

Germany made them illegal tho 😂

[zealous wedge]

you might've seen me

[minor badge]

theyre legally obligated to make signs before you pass the camera here

[zealous wedge]

can't prove you didn't

[limber knot]

i can give the entire rundown of my trip, down to the hour

and location

and if it matches up then maybe

[zealous wedge]

the problem there is i have no real memory of where i was

and i go to a lot of parts of the city

[mental meadow]

A judge in Germany said that you can't have average speed cameras because that would mean to assume everyone is speeding and you need to save a picture to measure the time so it's illegal lol

[minor badge]

just let google handle that part for u smh

[limber knot]

it was august 14th, 2017

[zealous wedge]

hmmm

[mental meadow]

You're not allowed to save The numberplate to measure speed, you can only save it when you actually where over the speed limit. And since average speed cams need to do that they can't be used

Sucks for the few hundred people that got caught with them before they outruled them tho

[minor badge]

just put up signs around the cameras like here 😎

[zealous wedge]

rip those peeps

[minor badge]

its good for catching drunk drivers who dont care about signs, but thats about it

[zealous wedge]

also yeah doesn't look like i went anywhere interesting on august 14th

thanks google

[limber knot]

aw man

well maybe next time

[mental meadow]

One day after my birthday maybe I did something fun there

Oh yeah I was driving home from cologne

[minor badge]

why does english fuck up german city names >:(

[mental meadow]

Anyway I think I'm gonna try to sleep now

[minor badge]

gute nacht aurora

[mental meadow]

Nighty ❤️

[limber knot]

oh gn aurorua

whenbs ur bday

[minor badge]

ur mum knows 😎

[limber knot]

ok I'll ask

im bad, she said im still a disappointment

[zealous wedge]

august 13th, 2017?

[limber knot]

back*

she outed herself as a liar just like that?

[minor badge]

good night canadians, budget canadians, and europeans 😳

[limber knot]

what about us

ah yes, the three genders

[minor badge]

budget canadians, chew

[limber knot]

im not mexican and thats racist

you mean canadians with corona

thats us

[minor badge]

no, the US is just canada but worse in every day imagineable

every way*

[limber knot]

way* and yes

[waxen panther]

every day

[limber knot]

canadians with corona is just ontario and quebec

[waxen panther]

hate americans

hate europeans

[limber knot]

hate myself

[waxen panther]

especially hate british people

[minor badge]

budget canada is the country with like 90% of the cases, no?

[limber knot]

canada is just america but a litle bit less fucked up

not much less fucked up, and more fucked up in some areas, but overall a touch less fucked up

(and way better at marketing)

[minor badge]

i will not believe canada is worse than budget canada in any way

[limber knot]

woah pal watch ur fuckin language there's kids here

👶🏿

is that a black baby

i mean literally just talk to any indigenous person lol

[zealous wedge]

i dunno it's what weechat gave me for 👶

err :baby:

[minor badge]

i will stay ignorant

[limber knot]

i don't even like living yet im stuck here in this awful country what do i even do

wait that was too sad

uh

cat picture

[waxen panther]

proxi go to bed

sick of seeing u here

[limber knot]

sorry but ur not allowed to die chew

id rather commit suicide than kill myself tbh

wat

[serene bolt]

wtf am I walking into

[limber knot]

depression

[serene bolt]

yeah but I leave that at the door before I step in here, who am I kidding

[limber knot]

i hide it really well but sometimes it seeps through

my apologies

chew is a leaky bukkit

ouch

[minor badge]

good night zml and NOT chew

[limber knot]

I GET IT IM HATED GEEZ

stop rubbing it in

meanie pwoxi :(

[minor badge]

id rather use 1.234.567,89 😡

[zealous wedge]

same i'll have 1.234,56 cat treats for chew if she uses the right number format

[minor badge]

😳

[limber knot]

i will never switch to the incorrect format

thats just 1.23 cat treats thats barely anything

waitm 1.234 OR 56

if you read it correctly it's one thousand two hundred and thirty-for point five six cat treats

well i read it correctly and it says one and two hundred thirty four thousandths, or fifty-six

if you want to be wrong you can get fewer cat treats :p

1.234 isnt that many

do u men 1,234.56?

no, why would you put a thousands separator in your decimal

i don't get how decimals arent dots

[drifting tartan]

Hey guys imma have my server on 1.7

[limber knot]

1.7 is 3 decades old