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#general
uncut moss
what’s verified bot developer
void void
boring
ezpz
uncut moss
you need to be in 75 servers to be able to get verified, and can’t join more than 100 if you’re unverified
kinda small window
vagrant niche
You need to give China ur info
mighty storm
you already do that by using this amazing, wonderful, cool platform by the wonderful people over in China ❤️
uncut moss
numba wan
vagrant niche
U need to give even more info to china
fiery tapir
i have to wonder if the alt-right guys that use this platform know that the ceo is jewish
uncut moss
i love ios because it doesn’t tell you how much time there’s left when you set an alarm
void void
people need to be more worried about google
fiery tapir
given that, odds are, they get a lot of browsing data
since chrome has a massive market share
i bet they get all of discord's stuff too because of electron lol
mighty storm
we need to normalize chromeshaming
uncut moss
nah i don’t think electron itself collects any data
peak dirge
Electron is the #1 reason why memory requirements are growing on home computers
peak dirge
#20 is the JVM
void void
a browser engine monocolture is BAD
fiery tapir
noo! you can't just run an entire web browser pointed at a website instead of making a proper client!
haha electron go brrrrr
i hope discord enjoys using 400mb of ram
mighty storm
only 400mb?
uncut moss
400mb
mighty storm
im at 1GB rn
uncut moss
only uses like 250 for me
lapis marlin
void void
Electron is the #1 reason why memory requirements are growing on home computers
"but unused ram is unused ram"
have to fill it up completely
and best way to do that is using Slack
limber knotBOT
Ohh I love slack
void void
also helps you to fill up your storage eventually
i clean its cache folder manually weekly
limber knotBOT
I love how discord just keeps all the cache
void void
expands by 70gb every week yep yep
limber knotBOT
Image deleted 3 weeks ago? Check the cache
void void
and since i do triple boot on 256gb disk then i don't really have storage to spend on such bullshit lol
fiery tapir
i found hentai in there from channels i never actually went in
void void
...ok?
fiery tapir
i was talking about the discord cache
void void
yes but was that necessary info
limber knotBOT
Oh yeah it caches stuff even in channels you never acces
void void
wait what
limber knotBOT
And yes it absolutely was because you need to send it to me for research
limber knotBOT
oh
void void
this is insane
limber knotBOT
IRC
void void
you must become one with a bot
limber knotBOT
!stats
Uptime: 6 days, 5 hours, 55 minutes, 56 seconds
Message Handling: 5ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 5201 (3.235%)
Messages from Discord: 155565 (96.77%)
void void
might be a good time to check my caches then
limber knotBOT
I will singlehandedly get the irc percent 90%
void void
have fun
limber knotBOT
Actually I type with two hands
void void
might find some leaked data with my alt
limber knotBOT
doublehandedly
vagrant niche
damn y'all talk too much
potent fossil
stfu lax
fiery tapir
yep you have to give all the files extensions, but there's 1000% images you'll have never seen before
such as that one
i have no idea where that came from
potent fossil
tf
potent fossil
limber knotBOT
all irc all the time
potent fossil
@zealous wedge ok
limber knotBOT
hmm
potent fossil
mighty storm
any good software/css/jekyll theme for api documentation?
unkempt drift
swagger
mighty storm
I'm using GitBook rn but it's kinda eh, just gets the job done
isnt that expensive?
mighty storm
sonic drive in burgers and hash browns has an API?
unkempt drift
lol, a sonic api?
potent fossil
more than likely internal
unkempt drift
can you see what drive ins are open?
potent fossil
just well documented with swagger
void void
She abandoned motherhood to join the workforce
void void
Because doing trivial work that puts money in the pockets of the propaganda machine is more fulfilling than raising a family
unkempt drift
.g papermc docs
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://papermc.io/javadocs -- Javadocs – PaperMC: "Javadocs. You can view the javadocs for specific versions of Paper or Waterfall below. Paper. Javadocs for Paper can be found down below ..."
unkempt drift
wrong ones...
golden gust
.g papermc readthedocs
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://paper.readthedocs.io/ -- PaperMC Documentation — PaperDocs 1.14.4 documentation: "Welcome to PaperDocs, the official documentation source for the PaperMC project. Paper is ... Try our About the PaperMC Project section, which..."
mighty storm
thas not like rest api documentation tho
fiery tapir
is there anything a hoe can mine that benefits from silk touch? i was just gonna go fortune for crops lol
unkempt drift
I mean depending on what you are using, swagger docs can be auto generated based on annotations/comments/etc.
potent fossil
ppl usually either use swagger itself to make the api definitions and then codegen it (idk who, bc that sounds yikes af but whatever) or write their code and then just run the swagger doc utility and it makes the page for you
still cape
lost opportunity to write the ultimate paperback
mighty storm
yeah i saw that
limber knotBOT
spinx is a good all-round docs tool
mighty storm
so always remote
limber knotBOT
big oof
cosmic raft
.electroniccat
limber knotBOT
mighty storm
but do we really know that 
potent fossil
mighty storm
do y'alls keyboard have a num pad
cosmic raft
no
potent fossil
no
potent fossil
i like small keyboards
limber knotBOT
rtd = roll the dice
serene bolt
yes but I never ever use it so I may as well just get one without it next time
potent fossil
mine isn't as cool as kashike's
serene bolt
that space bar is so cool, and the lighting scheme is just Mmmmm
cosmic raft
^_^
serene bolt
that tall enter key would mess me up big time though I think :P
serene bolt
dang it's ducky too, incredible quality
unkempt drift
😲 no numpad on that small one?
unkempt drift
man, I use it all the time
cosmic raft
for what
unkempt drift
typing in numbers...
mighty storm
i use numpad for ptt
unkempt drift
I can do it significantly faster on the numpad than the row of keys
mighty storm
and occasionally keybinds for packs
unkempt drift
yeah, I guess its what you start out with
serene bolt
the only time I've ever used numpad is for WoW keybinds, but that's a pretty rare event
void void
What about naked cats
cosmic raft
here's my old keyboard
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/701929741858504864/IMG_20200420_155508.jpg
void void
Is cat nudity banned
potent fossil
thats the one i have just no numpad
wait no, its not the one i have
looked similar
serene bolt
I'm using a Corsair k70 right now, which is like the normie mechanical keyboard
unkempt drift
I think I have that exact same keyboard/mouse pad
mighty storm
im just using a logitech k350
unkempt drift
logitech g910 here
mighty storm
@void void why the suicide emotes
void void
Logitech is racist
unkempt drift
lol what?
void void
Huh?
zealous wedge
so do many keyboards
void void
Logitech is literally hitler
mighty storm
but what if it's not spotify? works on youtube videos and stuff too
and i only have 2 monitors
unkempt drift
yeah, I feel like you can't have too many monitors
zealous wedge
just get a couple projectors
mighty storm
i have 4 monitors but only 1 external one works ugh
void void
Reeeeeee
void void
Check your privilege
zealous wedge
if you want to get to like a 20ft wide image you'll need a nice bright projector tho
please don't spam, tommy
ok i support album covers with cats
mighty storm
i support cats
zealous wedge
discord also stops playing and resets your position when you go to another channel 😦
mighty storm
ohh i hate that
cosmic raft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Hp7bdcp4I&t=55s the part in question
but I gotta say
the spotify version sound a lot better
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Spotify Track: Big Brown Eyes by Benny Sings from the album Art https://open.spotify.com/track/5nfJIUToNqJeLVh5UZueud
zealous wedge
oh yeah the YT compression was not kind to that track
serene bolt
sometimes you'll hear a song on spotify and be like wow that's just c r i s p, the quality can be so good for some songs
cosmic raft
yea zml
potent fossil
do yall ever stand up after drinking something carbonated while sitting and then belch like god himself is waging war in your digestive tract
bc me
cosmic raft
no
but
do you ever feel like you're falling while laying down in bed?
that sucks
potent fossil
yes, hypnogogic jerk
mighty storm
do you ever feel like you want to do stuff but have like 0 motiviation to do it
potent fossil
yes, depression
mighty storm
oh is that what it is
potent fossil
yes
serene bolt
welcome to the club
mighty storm
oops
potent fossil
i actually haven't had a hypnagogic jerk in a long time
how often yall be having those
r u ok
cosmic raft
I know the name of it, just did not think anyone else here would
and often enough that it annoys me
potent fossil
am smart too, kashike
serene bolt
I've never known the name of that before now
potent fossil
oh shit i looked it up and one of the first results is about how escitalopram can possibly induce them
last i had them, i was on escitalopram
(antidepression meds)
mighty storm
ah yes my favorite drug kdghfirefgerogin
serene bolt
yeah I've been on like every anti depressent ever, it either doesn't work or makes me feel like a zombie which is worse
serene bolt
occurs when a person is beginning to fall asleep
wow i didn't know that was the actual trigger, that's always when I've experienced it too
mighty storm
same
zealous wedge
oh yeah i get those fairly regularly
mighty storm
since 32 degrees Fahrenheit is 0 degrees Celcius, and 32 + 32 = 64, doesn't that mean 0 degrees Celcius + 0 degrees Celcius = 64 Degrees Fahrenheit?
zealous wedge
the hypnagogic jerk thing
mighty storm
zealous wedge
nice math
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Exact result: 40/9 - Decimal approximation: 4.444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444... - https://is.gd/pCtDvH
potent fossil
.wa 40 celsius to fahrenheit
cosmic raft
not fun mbax
potent fossil
.wa 40 fahrenheit to celsius
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: 104 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) - https://is.gd/4EzhoK
cosmic raft
i was just saying how they aren't
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: 4.444 °C (degrees Celsius) - https://is.gd/ftEnCz
zealous wedge
lol
cosmic raft
:D
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: -40 °C (degrees Celsius) - https://is.gd/xmNLVn
true canyon
I like when my jaw clamps shut as one of those, kashike! ._.
true canyon
slam my teeth together, aw yeah.
zealous wedge
should probably call this #spam
potent fossil
Ah yes, I have TMJ disorder as well and my jaw locks whenever it feels like it
cosmic raft
hides the keys
potent fossil
It's great
zealous wedge
hm i don't get the jaw clamping shut part
true canyon
Hello chewlivia
potent fossil
My jaw joint doesn't lock as much as it gets moved out of place and stuck on another piece of bone
so when i open my jaw i have to open really hard and it audibly goes CLACK
it's awesome
serene bolt
ouch
zealous wedge
oof
yeah my body is crunchy in ways that makes other people uncomfortable but isn't really an issue for me
potent fossil
apparently it's due to bruxism, which is uncontrollable teeth grinding while asleep (but not during the day)
so the "fix" is to wear a teeth guard lol
which i hate
zealous wedge
yeah :/
potent fossil
they refuse to do surgery and put my jaw in place tho bc "you'll just break the stint when you go to sleep by grinding"
(which is true but im still salty about it)
potent fossil
mighty storm
oh please delete that
potent fossil
no
true canyon
With all these positive thoughts in mind I'm going to try sleeping now. Thanks, y'all.
potent fossil
love u bax
mighty storm
goodnight mbax 🐱
potent fossil
sweet dreams
serene bolt
lmao good night bax
serene bolt
Exploding head syndrome
linked on the same page as the jerk wiki page, ah yes lets read more about stuff that will scare me when falling asleep
true canyon
I'm going to dream of spasms, shifted bones, and hip thrusts.
serene bolt
hahaha
zealous wedge
ah yes, an Ideal night
mighty storm
TMJ? The Modern Jumanji (Movie)?
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/tmj/symptoms-causes/syc-20350941 -- TMJ disorders - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic: "Dec 28, 2018 ... Symptoms. Signs and symptoms of TMJ disorders may include: Pain or tenderness of your jaw; Pain in one or both of the..."
mighty storm
ouch
zealous wedge
why didn't the state of california warn you
unkempt drift
ya, apparently in california, and just california, you can get cancer from literally anything
serene bolt
yeah I remember when I was at disney, they had signs everywhere on everything about it
unkempt drift
there is an office building, with that sign on the outside, and the first floor office is... the american cancer society 🙂
mighty storm
covid bad
zealous wedge
fite covid
mighty storm
who would win? Everything I wanted to do this summer or one pandemic boi
zealous wedge
less this sumer, more all of 2020
mighty storm
did google make gradle?
static pilot
gradle made gradle
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://bazel.build/ -- Bazel - a fast, scalable, multi-language and extensible...: "Google logo. Huawei logo. Stripe logo. Two Sigma logo. Bazel is the common build tool throughout Pinterest and has been instrumental in achieving..."
mighty storm
dang because i aint got a clue how gradle config works lol
mighty storm
maybe it's just android gradle
cosmic raft
gradle is my favourite
I've played with maven, gradle, bazel, ant
and what is that other one called, i forget now
ivy
potent fossil
bazel looks interesting but i love gradle
mighty storm
i love how cocky the slogan is "We're fast, and correct"
magic river
Bazel and Buck are only good if you're Google or Facebook
They're a really complicated PITA that only makes sense to use when you have millions of lines of code and want to look at and touch as little of it as possible to produce your build so it only takes minutes instead of hours
mighty storm
just getting "Failed to resolve"
so either it's my repo or my inability to gradle
or both
can confirm repo is good, now is it configured good? idk
potent fossil
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody at all:
Ever:
NileRed: https://reeee.ee/VHh5yH
fallen oracle
I'm listening...
potent fossil
Since you're interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-q4pXd0Pk
(He's actually fun to watch)
mighty storm
idk if im just really bad at gradle or really bad at android
cunning raft
he drags his shit out sometimes but his vids are good
mighty storm
who tf is nobody and why does everyone keep quoting them
cosmic raft
what?
mighty storm
good news paper doesnt work either
cunning raft
fallen oracle
Do you have the repo set?
fallen oracle
Wat
mighty storm
welcome to android app development
fallen oracle
Whatcha making?
cunning raft
why do you have the paper api anywhere near android???
mighty storm
I mean I'm testing with paper to see if it's a misconfiguration
since bombardygamer made the excellent pr(s) of providing gradle i just copied from what I thought would work
serene bolt
bombardygamer!!!
mighty storm
the man myth and legend himself
Cause: inconsistent module metadata found
i give up
oh because in my pom i have 0.1.0-b${build} as the version
even though it works JUST FINE with maven
potent fossil
wat r u talking about glare
mighty storm
uhh, we missin something here?
potent fossil
nice
fallen oracle
mighty storm
ayy they dont give me a choice
worn ember
mighty storm
Guys good news, the dependencies work
but how do i make app
unkempt drift
mvn package
fiery tapir
is dynmap really heavy on performance??? i'm trying to figure out if my shitty tps is because of dynmap or shared hosting
serene bolt
it can be depending on the settings
mighty storm
if only there was a way to check timings
unkempt drift
ikr?
worn ember
Why not both?
potent fossil
welcome to the cum zone
fiery tapir
server with friends okay
mighty storm
and we're off to the timings report, let's see what the experts have to say
mighty storm
Yeeyee Gang Server World
i'm destroyed
mighty storm
we aren't allowed to help, this is general
we have to meme hard
if they want help they'll go to #paper-help
fiery tapir
it's worth meming on lmao
potent fossil
enhance
mighty storm
LuckPerms, good, bit outdated but it checks out
lets take a look at the problem area
well there's your problem
these numbers are red, they shouldn't be
fiery tapir
indeed!
potent fossil
you have too many entities and not enough ram
thats what this is gonna boil down to
mighty storm
644 tile entities, yum
829 regular entities
bro what are you DOING
I mean there's only 100 more entities and 5 TPS less
potent fossil
the standard ram amount is 10gb
mighty storm
try switching to paper, it's much faster and more optimized than spigot also holy cow
fiery tapir
they just spawn like hell for no reason
potent fossil
(+2 gb for os, +2gb for jvm overhead due to aikar's flags)
mighty storm
isnt that a bug on 1.16.1
fiery tapir
i am using paper please help
mighty storm
how do I mark it as a verb
cunning raft
that's correct english if that's your question
potent fossil
tones are fun
potent fossil
thank goodness we dont have chinese-level tones where shi can be said like 400 different ways
cunning raft
context changes the meaning of the word
mighty storm
oh yeah a whole poem with that
potent fossil
Shí Shì Shī Shì Shī Shì, Shì Shī, Shì Shí Shí Shī.Shì Shí Shí Shì Shì Shì Shī. Shí Shí, Shì Shí Shī Shì Shì. Shì Shí, Shì Shī Shì Shì Shì. Shì Shì Shì Shí Shī, Shì Shǐ Shì, Shǐ Shì Shí Shī Shì Shì. Shì Shí Shì Shí Shī Shī, Shì Shí Shì. Shí Shì Shī, Shì Shǐ Shì Shì Shí Shì. Shí Shì Shì, Shì Shǐ Shì Shí Shì Shí Shī. Shí Shí, Shǐ Shí Shì Shí Shī, Shí Shí Shí Shī Shī. Shì Shì Shì Shì.
fallen oracle
Yo
potent fossil
That's a whole poem, just different tones for each word.
Literally not spam.
Ancient Chinese poem.
cunning raft
Beautiful Poem 😍
fallen oracle
Idk chief
cunning raft
he's not wrong lul
mighty storm
isnt it about a dude who tries to eat an elephant but accidentally ate a stone that looked like an elephant
potent fossil
hes addicted to eating lions but then eats stones with lions painted on them
or something
mighty storm
ahh ok
left swift
!!!
left swift
Failed
unkempt drift
huh?
mighty storm
on irc
zealous wedge
he probably turns off pings, or customizes the regex to not do timings
fiery tapir
hopefully
that or aikar looks longingly at every timings report, cursing mojang under his breath for making such a comically unoptimized game
neat smelt
before microsoft started to hippety hoppety take matters into their own hand bc its now their property, mojang tried to optimize the game
just look at 1.7 vs 1.8
but after that, mojang added only features without any regards to performance
cosmic raft
or you can not talk about things you do not know :-)
fiery tapir
haha let's load EVERY TEXTURE IN THE GAME INTO RAM
static badge
I'm like pretty sure mojang has left performance to die since ancient millennia
fiery tapir
i'm having problems with 5
fiery tapir
i knew it was dynmap!
i saw something that looked better but it didn't have a 1.16 version yet
tired heath
Ay, I don't wanna say that my new server is fu..ing fast, but my new server is fu..ing fast
sorry for the flex
😄
fiery tapir
i have it set with the settings aikars reccommends
neat smelt
also Noobulus tought it would be a great idea to set no tick view distance to 32 xd
fiery tapir
that has been fixed
fiery tapir
i mean akliz has the brag page tech specs thing
they list the cpus they use as
Intel Xeon E5-1650 V4, V3, & V2: 6x 3.5-3.9 GHz cores
Intel Xeon E3-1240 V3 and V2: 4x 3.4-3.8 GHz cores```
and i dunno if any of those are good or notakliz
fiery tapir
i know about it because of atm3 lol, i will most certainly take reccommendations
fiery tapir
when i hosted it myself (on my personal machine because ya boi doesn't own a server), it was chugging along on an i7-6700hq
fiery tapir
it is
fiery tapir
it's in a machine with a 1070 because msi had to give something up somewhere
well unless dynmap is really, really bad for performance it was better than whatever it's running on right now
tired heath
What are you doing to ran into problems with only 5 players?
fiery tapir
uhh
shared hosting and dynmap i guess
oh i know very well that this is shit but i don't exactly have a spare server lying around my house
mighty storm
ayy das us
mighty storm
I don't get full render
fiery tapir
probably so
mighty storm
If it's not explored why render it
fiery tapir
it is, i just haven't had dynmap since the beginning
which reveals yet another one of my sins: not using pregen
mighty storm
Pregen isn't necessary anymore tbh
neat smelt
if you have only 5 players, no
mighty storm
I have 0 so I'm good
neat smelt
welcome to my club olivia
mighty storm
I get ||idk|| / 20 tps with 0 players
tired heath
Not sure if I should do a meme out of this 😄
mighty storm
What pack is that
Man when we had it hitting 11 on the regular we were like lmao oof and dealt with it
tired heath
Just pressing right click
fiery tapir
i mean this used to run at 20 all the time on my computer lol
tired heath
yeah, is a older one
fiery tapir
can't tell if i should switch to slothhost or if any shared hosting is gonna suck and i should just get used to it
because i get the feeling self-hosting is not really gonna work at university lol
grand pewter
yeah at least pregen the chunks right around spawn lol
fiery tapir
oh sloth is good? i was thinking of switching while akliz was still in the trial period lol
tired heath
0.5 tps is like pixel peeping
fiery tapir
really ain't gonna be fun downloading everything through ftp though
i'd be using their premium option in virginia actually
because turns out that costs the same as what i'm getting with akliz but gives me double the ram
nobody seems to know what akliz is here lol
precisely
i was coming to that conclusion yes
and i'm paying $15 for 3gb
...yeah i'm getting scammed aren't i
well i hope their refund policy is good!
that or i'm out $12 because i may be a sucker but i'm not a prepay three months sucker
yeah but aren't those in europe?
better than pebblehost from what i've heard
i was browsing admincraft to find out what server hosts were good and people do not like the ceo of pebble
but they seem to like sloth and i think i might really should switch tbh
actually with 6gb of ram and a intel i9-9900k / xeon e-2288g i could probably run a nice little modded server
i mean i figure anybody marketing gaming hosting has to be a bit of a zoomer lol
i could get that for the same price i'm getting scammed by akliz with US ping too
slothhost also gets brownie points for their default settings
is slothhost shared?
so they actually share and not american share
tame pendant
Sloth looks really good
fiery tapir
sharing is caring but jeff bezos gets to have 178 billion dollars
okay probably gonna switch to sloth then
yeah towards the beginning of quarantine it was more like 117
tame pendant
If you earn $7000, every hour of every day since birth of Christ, you still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
fiery tapir
i remember because i was playing the price is right but with randon shit off the internet with friends and a dude guessed 117 billion because "master chief's never steered me wrong before"
and he didn't!
also i highly recommend playing the price is right with friends guessing about weird shit on ebay
great time
come to america, where you have the freedom to let your children die of a preventable, avoidable disease!
seriously some school in missouri made parents of athletes sign a fucking waiver in case their kids died
i think it's hilarious every time somebody defends jeff bezos having four times more money than scrooge macduck (according to forbes, look it up lmao)
bet that boot tastes good
mighty storm
If you earn $7000, every hour of every day since birth of Christ, you still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
@tame pendant obviously assuming you don't do anything with it, like invest, interest, etc
fiery tapir
does he deserve to have money? yeah sure, he fucking started amazon
does he deserve enough money to fund an entire space program with money to spare? ehhhhh nah
mighty storm
You also have to think about
How much of that can he spend right now?
That number includes all his stocks
static badge
still doesn't have enough to pay off us debt
mighty storm
Just type /eco set debt 0
unkempt drift
like 95% of his wealth is his stock
cosmic raft
i mean
unkempt drift
amz market cap is 1.48 Trillion, and he has an 11.4% stake
unkempt drift
that's 168 billion. almost his entire net worth
fiery tapir
yeah it's not all liquid but it's still a lot
unkempt drift
not all liquid... hardly ANY of it is liquid
fiery tapir
actually yeah it all being in stonks makes sense
mighty storm
He would have to sell it to actually spend it
potent fossil
imagine being jeff bezos and having 238 billion, and having been married but getting divorced and settling with your wife for nearly 60 billion and then still being the richest man in the world
and then your wife becomes the richest woman in the world
fiery tapir
redundancy!
potent fossil
via divorce settlement
mighty storm
Who's the richest by actual liquid money
unkempt drift
I mean.. Putin is probably wealthier than bezos. but no one will ever know for sure
potent fossil
the russians i've met have not described putin as such
that's like american propaganda
mighty storm
Putin is a penis potato?
unkempt drift
as a dictator?>
potent fossil
ye
unkempt drift
dude just cleared the way to rule until 2036
mighty storm
apparently he’s resetting his term limits 🙄
@void void yeah he just did and also banned same sex marriage and adoption
unkempt drift
sounds pretty dictatorish, locking up the one dude who had the balls to challenge you
I forget his name
did you guys hear about the 3 doctors who spoke out about covid in russia? all 3 happened to "fall out of windows"
fiery tapir
is ~200 ping acceptable for MC? looking at slothhost budget locations, i get around ~120 myself but my friends don't have as good internet
unkempt drift
cosmic raft
@spare venture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0HxhinK_2w
mighty storm
I was thinking North Korea I guess
fiery tapir
unless they're making a statement
tired heath
Nothing wrong with a little Rammstein
cosmic raft
a children's train, in russia, playing rammstein's du hast
instead of children's music
fiery tapir
raising them right!
tired heath
Well, I mean, maybe some children would like that
fiery tapir
oh boy if i switch to slothhost i'm probably going to have to download everything via ftp won't i
mighty storm
Depends on how you define children's music
fiery tapir
something tells me that's gonna take ages giving that it took an hour and a half to delete some files
tired heath
Noobulus, what's your budget
mighty storm
Depends on your download and their upload
fiery tapir
i'm trying to keep it under $20 a month but that might be a tiny bit low idk
slothhost seems to be a good option
tired heath
How many user and what plugins
left swift
All of them
potent fossil
^ for $20/mo you will need to cap things
mighty storm
My budget is $0 and thank god I found a server that meets it
tired heath
Okay, ping that and give me the result
fiery tapir
no more than 6 ever
cosmic raft
@mighty storm
mighty storm
I love memes like that
tired heath
hmm 120, where are you from
mighty storm
The host I use lets you zip up files then you can just download the zip
unkempt drift
really... the /enchant command can't override the vanilla limits on enchant levels?
mighty storm
If you're talking about essentials you can enable unsafe enchants in the config
fiery tapir
eastern us, utc-6 (chicago timezone, probably about 4-6 hours south of there)
unkempt drift
nah, the vanilla cmd
mighty storm
Never had that problem, I downloaded a zip and it turned out there was a 100 GB error log file from a plugin which is why it took forever
tired heath
Actually, is too high even for an us location, are you sure your isp does not suck
mighty storm
dude idk but I deleted it and disk usage went from 55% to 45% lol
fiery tapir
well everybody else in my house seems to be happy with it
it fucking hates me. disconnects all the time
tired heath
I send you a hoster with deticated cores in your price range, but I can not fix your ping problem 😄
fiery tapir
yeah the ping is a rip, might just be because i'm on wifi
fiery tapir
huh, an actual dedicated server host? hmmm
tired heath
You get dedicated cores and ram, also on ssd
fiery tapir
and the only curl of the monkey's paw is the ping
tired heath
for the price is fine, including 2.5 interface on the server
fiery tapir
also $12 a month
tired heath
ping is a thing, but I guess is up to your home setup. I ran servers with this host in germany and even ukrainian or us gamers get max 80 to 90 ping, in mc
not ping in console, is much faster
fiery tapir
google's speed test says i'm getting 50 up/20 down
and i assume you've had a good experience with those folks? i may have spend money blindly once but i don't intend on doing it twice lol
tired heath
Well, they should offer one month of satisfaction guarantee, not happy, quit it
fiery tapir
and they're german so that might actually mean something
tired heath
but do not exceed it one minute, they will not do any exceptions on contracts 😄
fiery tapir
they will honor their terms but exactly their terms
tired heath
you can connect to my server, it runs on it, but is not public yet so please don't share the ip
if you want
neat smelt
what company?
fiery tapir
that's a good way to test it, i think i'll take you up on that offer if you don't mind lol
netcup
fiery tapir
i could run two servers with that couldn't i
fiery tapir
i was gonna say the 2000 but that makes me think i could do a vanilla and modded server on the same machine for $12 but idk
and i dunno about that $12 number, they say at the bottom of the page that they might charge more based on country
neat smelt
no
but its for 12 months
you can change it to 3/1 but that gets a bit pricier
oh wait nvm
they only offer 1 month for internation customers
honestly, the rs 1000 should be fine for your server with dynmap
tired heath
He is just testing the connection on my server i guess
neat smelt
^^
fiery tapir
works better than i anticipated tbh
that disconnect was just my internet being inconsistent lol
tired heath
🙂 I mean I also configurated it nicely but yeah should do the job for you
fiery tapir
hopefully it still does the job for my friends with maybe ~50ms more ping
could get the server spun up while i'm still in the trial period with akliz
tired heath
I mean you can give him the ip as well to test it, but some time this weekend it will be off because of upgrading it to 1.16
fiery tapir
alright, if you're cool with that :)
fiery tapir
aight, thanks!
tired heath
you're welcome
fiery tapir
so far it feels, well, like minecraft should
got a tutorial for getting the server set up, should i buy one?
tired heath
Well I have a txt file list with stuff but is more like a note for me, if I need it again
You have to setup linux with all stuff you need
Is not that much to do
fiery tapir
time to relive my raspi as desktop days lol
i got youtube working on a raspberry pi 2 back in prolly 2014, somehow managed to figure out symlinks to get shitty minecraft mods working while still having the save on an external drive (i.e. a flash drive lol)
tired heath
wait
fiery tapir
?
tired heath
I would use something like Ubuntu 20 with OpenJdk headless 14, all stuff for Ubuntu 18 also works for 20
fiery tapir
gotcha
so with that i could actually run more or less whatever i wanted, couldn't i?
well in terms of flexibility
tired heath
I mean you would basically just install the linux image (like Ubuntu 20) on the server via the hoster control panel, you will get a blank version with root, than you would add a normal sudo user, deny root from ssh login after that, activate firewall stuff, install java, create a minecraft user, harden the server and
you could install whatever you want
tired heath
Like closing possible vulnerabilities
fiery tapir
yeah makes sense
tired heath
I mean I copied that stuff together some time in the past 🙂 is not the best tutorial I guess, more like a note
fiery tapir
i have to wonder what games would run well with that ping
minecraft feels as it should
tired heath
Well anyways, I'll go to bed now, since is actually morning
be back on later that day
cy
fiery tapir
cya
hallow swallow
What is default random tick speed
quasi valley
3
hallow swallow
why its 3 on gamerule but everything grows so slow
tall raft
Hey guys, does anyone know how minecraft determines if a server is hosted locally or not?
hard kernel
hi friends hope u all are healthy
quasi valley
no u
cedar spade
LAN servers work by MC broadcasting a packet on a local network saying "hey I have a server on this IP and port" and other clients pick that packet up
limber knotBOT
I have never been healthy thank you
limber knotBOT
under four drinks a night
cedar spade
Hi Lax
vagrant niche
OMG IS THAT __0x277F
limber knotBOT
who's that
vernal moth
That's why we have lax here, seeing ppl in a state like he is helps to build up your mental health again ^^
Speaking about mental health
Twitter
Click the first link, it's a factorio fff
vernal moth
He's from Texas, soooooooo
vagrant niche
Guns, Tits and, Jesus
limber knotBOT
I mean burnout is a real thing and he's valid but also he wrote craftmetaitem so basically god is dead
vernal moth
Anyways, the beginning of the blog post is a great good read
Great good read, yes am fully awake already
vagrant niche
whoever made the event system, that guy sux even more
limber knotBOT
tbf it's okay for something written in Java 6 and then never fucking updated
vagrant niche
and yes, am sleep now
limber knotBOT
gnight lax love you
vagrant niche
jk, just gonna have a wank
hollow plaza
Which web server software should I use?
vernal moth
Nginx
limber knotBOT
nginx unless you're a commercial entity
vernal moth
Or go CloudFlare workers for a static site 😂
cedar spade
Things written in Java 6 and never updated since aren't okay
vernal moth
What till we can fix that once spigot is overturned
limber knotBOT
well you're right but also fuck Minecraft amirite guys
grand pewter
(im joking i know 11/14/etc exist)
hollow plaza
Is nginx light?
cedar spade
can't wait for the rest of the world to be stuck on Java 8 while everyone else wants to use 14
quasi valley
yeah now we just have things written in Java 8 and never updates 
hollow plaza
No gui would be preferable since I can't use it anyway
vernal moth
Why would a webserver have a gui?
potent fossil
oh god Wesley coming back to comment ominously
hollow plaza
idk
vernal moth
Just use nginx
hollow plaza
What about Apache HTTP server?
vernal moth
Just use nginx
hollow plaza
Okay...
vernal moth
nginx unless you're a commercial entity
@Hex#0000 why not in a commercial env?
Httpd is ancient and has dum config stuff, nginx is easier to configure and faster
Pls don't tell me F5 added some dum licence terms
mental meadow
I think Apache is easier to configure 🙈
limber knotBOT
it's objectively better but licensing
i might be wrong about what the license was but I thought it was funky
cedar spade
pretty sure you can use the OSS nginx for commercial purposes?
vernal moth
Wouldn't be oss otherwise
tall raft
@cedar spade Is this the same for bedrock?
vernal moth
Ah well yeah
limber knotBOT
like not a good one but that's opinion
cedar spade
@tall raft Similar concept I think? We're not Bedrock experts though, this is a server dedicated to modding/working with the Java Edition server :p
limber knotBOT
I probably need to rebuild my fastdebug java build
tall raft
Yeah thats fair, I'm just trying to make an app that'll allow players on ps4 to join dedicated servers
So far so good, (kinda)
cedar spade
I think someone's already done that
vernal moth
Didn't ppl do that by dns spoofing partner servers?
tall raft
There are no partner servers
vernal moth
Is Sony being special again?
tall raft
but dedicated servers hosted on a pc are joinable
So I'm making an android app that just forwards the ip of the bedrock server as a locally hosted one
Yeah
cedar spade
BedrockConnect does DNS spoofing ye
vernal moth
Bedrock is just a pain in the ass and nobody likes dealing with it
potent fossil
u mean u dont like the separate protocol that makes hardly any sense
(as if the java protocol makes sense 
)
tall raft
There are no dedicated servers in my list
steel pulsar
bedrock broke
fiery tapir
who knows
it was going the right way but somehow it's still jank as shit
which of course java is still jank
but bedrock is end-user visible janky
it's also not balanced
fun fact, a crossbow with multishot and harming 2 arrows on bedrock is a 100% lethal weapon against players if all 3 arrows hit
hollow plaza
Not even that long ago win10 edition just crashed whenever I loaded or created a world
fiery tapir
only way you can survive is turtle master maybe
because some genius at mojang forgot to add projectile iframes
cedar spade
When I first tried out Bedrock it was the Windows 10 Edition beta and mouse sensitivity was completely broken
hollow plaza
Shouldn't the best selling game of all time have better code
tall raft
Yeah it is https://wiki.vg/Bedrock_Protocol, cant seem to find it though
Dont know whats what
quasi valley
someone only recently added info for new Bedrock protocol on wiki, so that might not be complete
tall raft
Oh okay, fair enough
potent fossil
alright my cat crossed the line
usually he brings rats to my door and leaves it there
but i just caught him eating a rat inside in my hallway on the rug
how do i discipline this man
fiery tapir
oh okay
quasi valley
steal and eat the rat yourself to assert dominance
potent fossil
no
quasi valley
weak
vagrant niche
weak
fiery tapir
your cat is the defender of reality
spice finch
finite wave
Ok
sleek tree
Omfg.
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@potent fossil 🥺
potent fossil
stanky
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yes u are
potent fossil
no u
finite wave
Hot
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😡
vernal moth
what kind of mail clients do ppl use here?
zealous wedge
combination of thunderbird and fastmail web ui
grand pewter
im using thunderbird cause it works with several email
ancient bolt
I use the gmail website
finite wave
Oh fastmail looks nice
fiery tapir
web gmail and web outlook
finite wave
I just use apple mail thingy
fiery tapir
used shift for like 30 minutes back in 2014
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i use roundcube
twin lagoon
thunderbird is best
they added native dark mode yesterday
small icon redesigns n shit
vernal moth
I have postbox currently, a paid thunderbird fork
finite wave
Yeah i used thunderbird once
vernal moth
like I want to set up I ton of filters
potent fossil
not good
thats my biggest pet peeve
i need filters to autosort my mail
good ones
ms office has that, so
finite wave
Postbox looks better than thunderbird
fiery tapir
i still wanna know how college mail manages to weasel into my regular inbox constantly
you think you've thought of everything, then a polytechnic institute rolls up and isn't counted
vagrant niche
aol
potent fossil
ah yes America Online
fiery tapir
You have mail!
potent fossil
You have mail!
vagrant niche
You've got mail
limber knotBOT
dahek is catserver
zealous wedge
misc hybrid forge/bukkit server
limber knotBOT
electroniccat/boy should sue
potent fossil
kek drama
fiery tapir
i have to wonder how well that works
unreal quarry
It doesnt
fiery tapir
and why there isn't a fabric/paper version
oh of course
had a feeling it was too good to be even remotely true
twin lagoon
there's mohist, catserver & magma
fiery tapir
i wonder what the best way of getting my server off of akliz quickly would be
ftp seems...bad, but i dunno if i have another option
potent fossil
stop server, download files, go sleep, wake up, upload files to new host
twin lagoon
@orchid pelican why did you close the issue?
i had the same issue yesterday w/ ghasts through a portal
fiery tapir
man i wish i didn't have so much analysis paralysis with regards to which server host to choose
orchid pelican
but now i cant figure it out on my production server
like it didnt work initaly because I didnt make the portal on the other side like i didnt go through
and now it works
but it doenst on my production
fiery tapir
i'm picking between that german dedi and slothhost shared here in america, there's two choices yet i can't manage to pick one
orchid pelican
uh right now its at night for most so theres like 4 on
and all US
oh lmfao i thought we were on the nether portal thing still
im so tired
potent fossil
@fiery tapir listen to michael while his advice is free bc normally he charges $$$$
fiery tapir
5 concurrent max, maybe 7 total. hosted myself for a while but it works better for everyone if it's on an internet connection that isn't mine
twin lagoon
i only charge for when i have to do things
stick to slothhost's premium plans @fiery tapir
potent fossil
twin lagoon
or dedicatedmc's plans but slothhost is cheaper
fiery tapir
sounds good to me, probably stupid overkill for minecraft but it'll most definitely do!
orchid pelican
nothing is overkill for minecraft
uncut moss
it's shared
orchid pelican
well maybe whatever michaels test server was running
potent fossil
free
zealous wedge
"free"
potent fossil
where is it at lmao
orchid pelican
no way
twin lagoon
mcprohosting sponsors it
zealous wedge
in the basement
twin lagoon
i don't think they realize it's still active
orchid pelican
that chunk gen was insane
potent fossil
orchid pelican
you made chunk genning look so good lmfao
fiery tapir
yeah something tells me they just forgot about it
