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Last time I checked it was like £104 in my wallet
it works fine
the media fire one
lumens is the stellar thing that keybase added to their stuff
@golden gust so crypto bullshit?
media fire 
it's keybase's crypto bullshit yeah
y not just put it on their page for people to copy
yea
also they're defo not cheating i've been spectating them and it's normal elytra movement
well ncp ain't working for me
????
the complicated ones fail me
literally use the free config
what
I'm on mac
use a different unarchive tool then
cba


since when can a mac not unzip zips?
it can
use unarchiver
and by doing that you unzip
ye
I wish windows did it that way by default
True point. Just like Oof
Prob Cat most of the time

https://media.tenor.com/images/9e488ae02f2eab6ea43a8f7b52883a9c/tenor.gif

Loli furry
You've probably heard by now Keybase was acquired by Zoom.
wait, it was? tf?
wat
nice email btw
the first thing i thought when I saw that email
3rd reaction: yes but can i get free lumens
how do i access my keybase lumens
If someone tells u ur not on a list u should be worried cause ur on a list 
oh i still have 45 lumens in there nice
also what tf happened to cisco on wednesday
i saw like 15 new CVEs published
It's that spell from harry potter
btn currency
In case you're actually curious: it's a cryptocurrency
1 is worth about 10 cents right now
USD cents idk about your currency
i have to wonder if most crypto guys want it to actually replace commonly-used currencies or if they just want it to continue being Weird Stocks™️
the volatility sure adds to the value
subdomains are hip, in, stylish,
subfolders are cringe, web 2.0, incompetent, smooth brained
The hell kind of stupid shit is plugins doing now
I have a server with 40 people, always filled. I have to whitelist it because if I didn't, it would get to 100. If I go above 40, the TPS dips far below 20..
Does anyone have any advise on how I can fine tune my paper server so I can have the full hundred play without horrid tps?
oh they're on 1.12, cringe
"long time"
bentobox?
not that long ago
yeah just a year or two
that was just world name, nms internals died
.optimize
bentobox expanded on askyblock and allows multiple gamemodes in one plugin as addons
something messed with internal timing data
Going through my postman drafts, all like 50 of them
do i need? do i keep ?hard to say
the rest client tool?
I just use intellijs web client thingy
Aka having .http files in projects or scratches
put all your old emails in a private github repo
Yeah
I used to use the browser one, called Talend or something now?
but with postman i can sync with my phone and it has dark mode
Why do you need a rest client on your phone? Lol
because it's easier than trying to connect to my desktop and try it there
we've come so far, look how fast this is
I remember when I installed an ssh terminal on my phone
I got it working
then I just sat there wondering why
termius is great
Prompt is the best one
librarians recommnd it
oh that would be shh
you bet
about as proud as my parents are of me
Because either it is important enough that you get at your PC and have like actually the ability to do anything or it can wait
i can browse my ssh tmux cluster thing from my phone just fine with prompt
i mean if my server is exploding at the seams and im 8 hours from my house, maybe i'd need one
good news, I got it down to 3.7 seconds
Yeah but it's just messy and small and ugh
That said I don't do it any different
then I just sat there wondering why
@ancient bolt see, I actually have an ssh client on my phone, event setup with my private key. I use it when I can't access a PC to do emergency stuff
I've never been in an emergency that serious lol
i got an email saying my ram usage was at 90%, turns out my irc bot was using 1/3 of my ram, so i shut it down, this was at 1 AM and I didnt want to get out of bed to type 12 characters
Well, "emergency"
especially considering i was looking at memes already on my phone at the time
I can do simple maintincance on my phone no problem
Restarting nginx or something like that
neat
Anyway, what's the GET/POST/PUT thing called? I think there's a term for it
http verb
ah the verb
this is why you have all your shells set up in a tmux session that you directly connect to with ssh and public key authentication
no sudo passwords
I am now
oh oops
My sudo password is C-c
That reminds me, we had 2 computers in the back of the class, on one the admin password was nothing, you just hit enter when it prompted for the password, and the other was "password". Here's the question, which is more secure?
neither
everybody knew it anyway
Our school computers had a password protected bios, but if you just enter a wrong password 3 times it beeps aggressively and let's you in anyway
"ah screw it, you were close enough"
isn't this illegal to do? 👀
someone reposted worldedit
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/worldedit-7-10-spigot.81603/
Back in the win 98 days you could click cancel at the login prompt and just be logged in
@serene bolt ^^^^
report on the site you fucks
wdym he's obviously the original author
rez is faster
remember 2 years ago when you could bypass any linux login by pressing backspace 18 times
report on the site you fucks
i will.
Ooo Vault updated.
oo vault update?
he has 3 resources now, 99% he posted that to be able to post a premium one
it says last update april 2019 wtf
omg the guy even have a paypal donate link...
he probably added something shady
thats a link to sk89q's donation so it's fine
i wish every plugin had permisions set for each command in plugin.yml
i wish that was a standard
came here from the other room just to say.. thats a bright ass screenshot.. my eyes 😦
10 Downloads!
ayy i hit 100 collective downloads across my plugins
good job
spigot mods are usually pretty crap, I'm surprised they did anything
says the spigot mod
yeah i'm pretty surprised too
yay i get good girl points for making a successful report
haha same ^^
spigot mods are usually pretty crap
confused noises
Does anyone know if Intelli still actively uploads CP API to maven repo? Latest I see is from 2.18
CP is coreprotect right
they're pretty quick to delete my resources when i tell them to myself though
Ya
yes
o ok
they're pretty quick to delete my resources when i tell them to myself though
tbh all reports are dealt with quickly unless it involves some dumb drama situation or mass brigading
i love when people spice up their reviews by adding ---s
Anyone know the correct syntax to award claimblocks in voting for the GriefPrevention plugin. I have this currently: - 'give %player% adjustbonusclaimblocks 150' but it results in the error of https://hastebin.com/duheminape.cs Just wondering since ive looked at the wiki for it and thought many of you might have the plugin with experiance
char limit
can we make it so only alphanumeric chars actually count towards the total
then it would be
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
don't work
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
too much effort
if only spigot reviews had a report button 
Ooo Vault updated.
@fallen oracle wait where did it update? i can't see it on the bukkit resource page?
what are the spigot review rules
People are always going to get around whatever restriction is in place tbqh
Spaget
well they updated it there last..
there's a bunch of stuff on bukkit from an account of mine i used 7 years ago
i was fucking retarded, reading that is hard
Was/is
oh no
Who's keeping track
yeah i still am
Does anyone know if Intelli still actively uploads CP API to maven repo? Latest I see is from 2.18
There haven't been any API changes, but I just went ahead and added the latest build for you 😬
Thanks 😄
Why'd you drop the 2. version?
I know it broke some plugins that were looking for that.
co3 when
Ahh, fair enough. Yeah I had to fix like 2 plugins now that were looking for it. Thought it was a typo, but didn't say anything.
minecraft 2.0 wen
API actually has its own internal version, it's recommended to rely on that (single integer)
Yeah, I saw that.
Oh, while I have you, if I pass null into the action list for a rollback, will it just do it all or will it do none?
Haven't actually dug for the implementation on it. Wanting to rollback a location at a specific time and I want to do all the actions. Idk if the action IDs are documented.
It should do all
notch told me
👍
.lombok
[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on
lombok bad
minecraft 2.0 wen
@void void there's literally 2 minecraft 2.0s already lol
wat
wat
As I join the MindCrack server as its new leader, I also review the Minecraft 2.0 pre-release.
Minecraft 2.0 Info: http://www.mojang.com
Music at the end is Music to Delight by Kevin MacLeod
Microsoft shared a beta version of Minecraft 2 with me!*
*Not actually Minecraft 2 nor authored by Microsoft
Download: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ujg2b8stbv0d4g1/minecraft_2.zip?dl=0 (Requires Microsoft Excel to run)
Thanks to my friend Thomas for writing the spreadsheet!
Seth...
oh yeah the april fools
creepers aren't dangerous
creeper 2.0 when?
super charge creeper
need more of those to spawn in vanilla
i have seen skeleton horse turn into rider
it scary when it first happened
in 1.11 or so
I have skeleton traps disabled because they just flood the world with their spawns and usually end up never despawning 
Think google DNS crapped out :L
So that's why everything sucks right now?
I just pushed a new commit and Bitbucket Pipelines died because it couldn't find services.gradle.org
Oh, people are saying it's actually CF on twitter
so did discord just straight up completely die
or is it my internet being stupid
oh it connected wow
not dead
wait nvm
cloudflare is dead for some people
wat
Something something internet issues

and people wonder why I still use IRC
well that was fun
it's back
it wouldnt even let me connect to spigot lol
it's apparently a more global network issue
I just jumped from google DNS to CFs one and stuff is working for me now
somebody was saying that they went in the other direction for it to work for them
🤷♂️
it seems to be working for me again so whatever
Isn't networking fun?!
im sure we'll get a postmortem later
No
I'm watching this like
was never down for me

.g is google.com down?

https://downdetector.com/ lol, all the spikes in the various services
Stuff that was down:
Anything that uses DNS.
cloudflare is fixed but discord still isnt
How do you make those fake bots
you mean webhooks
It's not fixed yet apparently
rip
Welcome to Cloudflare's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.
single point of failure
inb4 missing semicolon
This is more down to DNS being crappy
DNS in general is a single point of failure, only thing that makes it reliable is the fact that we cater around the fact that it's unreliable as shit
kek
(and we can't even do that right...)
oh thank god I'm back
discord's tweet had 14k likes in 1,5 minutes
yeah maybe putting most of the internet behind cloudflare was a bad idea after all
So we need to cater around the fact that its unreliable and shit by caterting around the fact of catering around the its unreliable and shit
and so on
this is the 3rd time a major outage on the cloudflare level has occured in like, what, a year?
the internet is breaking
on the positive side, we'll get a good blog post disection of what happened
Issue is that replacing DNS is essentially a no-go
This is why I hate networking
discord should run on templeos, no networking so no issues like this
dns.get(domain)

Lets just go back to carrier pigeons
only time people can have fun on that server
pong
Don't ping in this Ddos time
yup
right just our bridge that is down then :(
that feel when cloudflare becomes the denial of service, instead of providing the dos protection
@z750 cadix discord bridge is down
wait is that jamie as in the jamie as in the "jay me" as in the jamie that rocks as in jamierocks as in j a m i e r o c k s?
depends on your DNS setup and if you're lucky, basically
jamierocks
oh it's not the cool jamie
i beg to differ, but I've not met this jay chap
wait yes it is >:(
oh... 1.1.1..1 is my dns
So is this just localised to cloudflare or?
yep :p
@hushed meadow its a CF issue, but that thereby affects downstream...
so it's a bigger issue, but the solution lies with CF
I wouldn't wanna be that guy in charge today
i wonder whats worse, this or the twitter incident
this isn't out of the ordinary lol
happens at least 5 times a year
even if this is "the internet is down", the twitter incident was a major security breach
this is more of a...operational "waitshitfuckfixit"
testing in production cloudflare smh
they actually do do that
they explained their testing process in a previous postmortem
they deploy it internally first, then to a cordoned off selection of their public "nonpaying" (kek) customers and then to a cordoned off selection of their public "paying" customers, and then to everybody
Twitter incident was the worst lol
This afternoon we saw an outage across some parts of our network. It was not as a result of an attack. It appears a router on our global backbone announced bad routes and caused some potions of the network to not be available. We believe we have addressed the root cause and monitoring systems for stability now.
router has had enough
Who do we blame for this? @upper flicker ?
woo discord back up
i mean the twitter situation was probably worse
in the end, innocent people were scammed out of money that twitter obviously aren’t recompensating
maybe some people just weren’t on the btc grind like others
probably them paying themselves to make it look real

people who has 8k+ in bitcoin wouldn't fall for that lol
no
probably them paying themselves to make it look real
@uncut moss hopeful but not likely, people are dumb
how’s that gonna make it look real
there's always stupid people
???
well
how does the amount of money change the fact whether or not they’re stupid
herd bias
there's always stupid people
#paper-help
probs would've worked if they only posted it to mr beast's twitter, it fits his persona
runs
Facts.
fax
alright SMM2 or clubhouse games tonight bois
smm2 sp is shit
fax on a stack 😂
👌 keeping it whole stack
i haven’t played any maps made in the creator
Please, do it
lilkirbs proved they’re all impossible
free us from you
so low mspt is good so low tps = good
switch to craftbukkit
switch to vanilla
switch to no server
who needs plugins anyway
switch to paper
paper pooper
Switch to FukkitMC today.
I figured out how to do the fake bots but how do you know the webhook id and token for this channel
glowstone
@hollow plaza why would they give that out lol
I'm just asking since you're able to use it
it's the irc relay...
what are you trying to do
Why TF is it 1.8.9?
paper on fabric sounds nice but maintaing that does not
then there's the people still playing 1.7.10 because 1.8 rUinEd tNT
then there's people playing on 1.8.x because 1.9.x RuIneD PvP
People out there running 1.5.2 servers with more then 200 users on single instances.
why do people play 1.2.5 then
i prefer beta 1.7.3
i prefer minecraft classic
the remake?
Since you like Beta.
i prefer 1.12.2 
minecraft classic servers were the shit
@ashen cliff i dont see beta 1.9, bad
classic remake is poopoo, no servers
should i use hocon in a plugin or is the average user too stupid to understand that
i mean half the time they dont even bother trying to configure it
"x doesn't work"
"did you enable it in the config"
"the what"
i can sense something like them missing a bracket and giving 0/5 stars because plugin no worky
i've had somebody send a stacktrace to me that literally said that some character was missing in a config file
too many letters scary
and he even knew what part of the stacktrace was important and only sent that
but didn't read it apparently because i told him to do what it said and he just went "oh ok"
That was my nickname in high school
third time this is happened in like a year
Noun
different issues same outcome
Can I run discord irc relay on Linux?
has google.com ever been down
The file I got from github is an exe
i don't think the "main" google site has been down in probably 5+ years
it has
shit
good, let's keep the streak goin
google went down for 5 minutes in 2013
During that brief window, Internet traffic around the world dropped by a massive 40 per cent
there have been other outages more recently afaik
but then there's probably outages that only affect very few users
Part of the thing is that google has enough DCs and the stuff in place so that most outages are transparent enough
Oh huh I can run exe's on linux
Horror here is how much depends on CF, not to mention that CF is trash
are you using z's irc relay?
wine exists for running windows stuff
I thought we were talking outages like where the service is just completely unaccessible
but
Oh huh I can run exe's on linux
@hollow plaza Wine
my free ssl 😭
letsencrypt
z's?
letsencrypt
yes, let's
The user on github is "Headline"
that's not what we use here then
huh
you can set it up easily for your web server using certbot
https://github.com/zachbr/Dis4IRC is what this server uses
sounds difficult
it's a matter of setting up the virtual host, then doing certbot -d (domain) --email (email)
i'm proud that i even got a minecraft and assetto corsa server running on a linux machine
you think linux is hard, try windows
which does?
lool
so closed everything
CTRL+SHIFT+T
i was very close to creating some random group dm in discord
How much money u think google could make if they placed an ad on their main page for 5 minutes
google would still make money, how do you think adsense works? they get paid by companies, keep a large percentage of that, and then give the webmasters the smaller portion in return for hosting the ads
Even if it was their own ad they would get traffic to the service they advertised
in this case, they'd just keep 100% of the funds
they'd just pay themselves lol
well, basically, the company would just be paying google for a premium ad placement
that's what it would be
Which would also be lots and lots of $$$
correct, thats been my position this whole time
Simp
What changed?
image links are hidden
kashike you silly goose you're supposed to install it in canadian english
eat my pants
oracle
o
expecting sanity
configure the java_home variable
Oh no are we back to java home chat :p
always in circles
My personal trick is to just use a real OS
templeos
smartest programmer in the world
it is
that schizophrenia really got to him though
if you ever saw his videos, quite heavy
So to use the discord irc I need a bot, webhook, and irc server?
for hosting your own discord to irc bridge, yes
if you want to use paper's IRC & have the messages show up on discord
simply connect to paper's IRC
no setup necessary
i use irccloud
oh i believe you need to register with nickserv to speak tho
Seems like I'm putting in too much work into something I'm never going to use lol
but that would be an alternate upside down parallel universe so dont gotta worry about that
Uptime: 6 days, 3 hours, 53 minutes, 1 seconds
Message Handling: 7ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 5179 (3.236%)
Messages from Discord: 154888 (96.76%)
i should start being active here then
Ok I will to get this to work but I don't know how
dang, on 2/14 it was 13% from irc
What do I put for the discord api key, server, and port?
I put my own bot token, spigotmc.org, and 6697
heyy mabx i was just thinking about ya
UnknownHostException
question is there any java irc daemon libs or whatever
thats what i said yes
I'm not sure there is, chew
ye im tryin to make a irc -> discord daemon thing
i made one thats discord -> irc but now it's time to go vice versa
thats why everyone puts Paper__Spigot__ instead 
why would people be going to spigot forums to figure out how to craft paper
or am i once again underestimating people
Hell if you mention paper you’ll have your post deleted
fake news
i thought you needed leather
oh thats 3 paper and a leather for a book
oops post deleted
you might need to replay some minecraft
whats minecraft
Oh the online irc works too
no u
no thates roblox
☑ e=mREKT²
was it in a support section barty?
yeah but was it in like the support board or something
yeah that's probably true then, I generally deleted paper stuff from support section as well
yeah well you can probably imagine how great people are at reading lmao
i'll take a look at your guide and see what I think
10/10 code
cant you just do this.enabled = !this.enabled; ?
yeah
Should've just switched on the string value of it
wait you don't even need 'this'
how dare you
lol how
when you see the page before the dark mode css kicks in and your eyes die
yeah
it's jarring when you're expecting dark and get light
lol this is supposed to "reduce cpu usage to 0-1% while no players online"
it just unloads all chunks and calls gc every tick
oh no you've found another one of those
wouldnt that cause more lag
probably
I've found a scary amount of plugins that have a constant gc call in a task
also he's checking if firstrun is true and does shit
but if it's not he just sets it to true
wat
no nvm
wait no he first unloads all chunks and calls gc, then just thread.sleep 1 sec every tick after that
I don't know if this is random or if I should be flattered but I don't know why people think I'd want to answer their DM about how to improve their 1.8 server
What sort of improvements are they asking about?
Locking and netty things
in order to improve their 1.8 server
Craftbukkit²
1.8 is now doubled in minor version number

you're a pepega and we don't call you ugly :\
stop flirting with them pure 😡
😳
I'm sorry 😭
1 entire state of MiSisspi
nice ping
isnt it missisippi
Rookie numbers.
it's missisisisspspipsisipspispisisissspspspsp and.i oop
no its 2x s x 2
it's actually mississippi
yes
i cant sepl mississi
it's m eye double s eye double s eye double pee eye
But it's Friday.
zbk listen up i will literally send u a birb 😡
Wait is it rly
youre right glare so it should be Fississippi
Did I miss aday?
yes
No nvm we're good
Wake up, you've been in a coma for 40 years
kek
the time here is
26:01
pm
dunno
i learned how to count higher than 24
i guess
ty
exactly
hm

maybe
is there a dev server for bukkit/spigot?
wat
community server, like this one, to ask questions, talk, etc.
@mighty storm
um
birb
egg!
there is a spigot discord server
me: posts unmasked link
discord: woah that link is actually (the exact same link), you sure you wanna go there?
we have birds, only thing they're good at is smelling like shit
spigot discord is an awful experience
i googled it and the first thing that i saw was PaperMC on the google result, so that's why I'm asking here
is PaperMC better?
lel
are the people on spigot toxic or something?
papermc has 🌮
i had an experience
a little, but mostly just stupid
with toxicity on spigot
kids making clearchat plugins on there
ask questions in #paper-dev, read your answers, and you will have no problems getting by
guys buy my spigot fork i fixed tnt
use that if you want to join
dumbass
haha
hi joshie supreme 😳
don't use md's tracking ass link
douche
@waxen panther joshie supreme ignored me 😔
hi proxi
woa
See we're verified because we're actually open source 
lol
ok
same energy as a discord dev helping me with my game cloudsync
ayy das us
so thats good
fixed that for ya
i fixed ur fixing
this is what canada does to a person
I'm Canadian and wouldnt touch that dumpster fire with a 10 foot pole
what is a canada
america but british
choco is doe olivia
the US is canada but english and stupid
imagine being the us
PROBLEM???
but also not english cause lol >having an official language
is that bbq potato chips
oh even better
politics is the only reason we don't have an official language
we dont need language do we
people take that as "you hate all other languages US IS RACIST@!@!!!!!"
In Canada, seasonings include the unique all dressed, as well as dill pickle,[46] jalapeño, ketchup,[46][47] barbecue, sour cream and onion, and salt and vinegar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-dressed
so the us will never have one
pickle
he turned himself into one
funniest shit
funniest shit ive ever seen
it do be sideways doe
man this discord 10min thing is a total joke
?
oh you have to wait 10 mins to speak
if you set and verify a phone number you bypass the 10 minute wait
you can talk now
give mikro mod and itll be fine
epic
pink role
telia
telia telia
youre cute mikro 😳
😳
does paper have an official server
they were contributor before they left lul
that i can join
no
yes @void void
@void void yeah check pins in #the-silents
127.0.0.1
give ip
good night kazheek xx 😳
goodnight proxipass
goodnight proxi~~
across all my repos, I have 32 stars total
how do you have my ip
You have a security problem, kashike. I joined your server and had op. So I griefed everything
u can stick that ip where the light dont shine
runs away
dare I say, ||what the hell||
spoilers don't work on irc i can clearly read that
Spoiler: Olivia said "what the hell"
omg no cursing here
yeah what the heck Bill
Bill
Bill Y the science guy
Galbreth
english isn't my second language okay
no hablo
Hey ^^ Im back here with a "song" made by DasBoShitt who is great youtuber :D go see his channel :
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCilz3PTMR4URfxq6UeRRL9Q
This song is from the video GMOD 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TqWC2fbG5I
Once again no copyrith his intended ;)
...
Bill
Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill
yGalbreath yGalbreath yGalbreath yGalbreath yGalbreath yGalbreath
i wasnt convinced canada was a real place until my brother went there and came back and told me about it. question everything.
oh no
hi prplz
see yall gotta become big brain, hide the giant blob in a dropdown so people who dont care dont have to scroll to see your repos
i just download MouseDelayFix
also i killed my brother incase he was swapped for an evil canadian clone
it was good
hi @cosmic raft
wow it's been so long since I've seen that name
Canada is real. I saw it in Super Troopers 2
canada is real, i saw it with my own 3 eyes
english and french in one country just seems.... idk
downloading MouseDelayFix is so refreshing
hey do any of y'all know what that post on admincraft about the proper way to make spawner farms was?
mine's the kind that gets things stuck and i wanted to fix it
that but with anything youre addicted to
i cant make up my mind
oh neat
leave
stay
do what he said
Erorr
I stay to watch the occasional trainwreck
conflicting response
hm
paper is just chad spigot lol
but you guys are a fork, so i guess it's mildly nice to have somebody else get some of the upstream blame
that was an entertaining youtube video clip billy, i may have to watch the movie
what clip
the one he posted like 10 lines up
i cant count
One of my fav scenes, prplz ^_^
compact layout is the best because you can see more and the space isnt wasted by the circles we call "avatars"
feels more like irc
i like seeing pictures, it makes me identify with the person I am talking too more
I love irc I hate how there's not compact mode on iOS
I hate seeing people's avatars
The irc app I use has compact AND avatars it's not hard
And it has true dark mode instead of dark greyish
so does discord
Omg prplz
Hi
*was
prplz where have you been for so long 😠
md34578534 uses it for his drsama generator
or somehting
Puremin0rez i don't know tbh, i just kind of go in and out of minecraft every now and then. i hate myself for it. it feels like im giving up on so many things and going round in circles
we dont have chester
I'll add it to xD
good choice
yeah I usually disappear for like 6 months at a time sometimes too so I can relate
Can't wait
there is nobody on the spigot server
Bye bye pure






