general

[upper flicker]

yes

[void void]

and QT works on windows

[worn ember]

safari doodoo

[void void]

so... webkit should work on windows still

unless qt on win uses old webkit

or they strangle the codebase

[cunning raft]

was gonna say

[upper flicker]

does qt use webkit on windows or does it use the embedded edge/IE thing?

[static badge]

that or they maintain webkit support themselves

[upper flicker]

or yeah they could be on their own fork or some ancient version

Once macOS Big Sur is installed, software updates begin in the background and complete faster than before — so it’s easier than ever to keep your Mac up to date and secure.

no more 50 minute system updates?

[cunning raft]

i wonder if they have A/B partitioning?

for updates

[static badge]

I'm sure a certain OS doesn't

[upper flicker]

idk that is another thing we'd probably hear about in the platform talk

which I cant find the schedule for

[static badge]

something something about a temple

[void void]

TheViperShow Windows does not support sockets

they have named pipes

[upper flicker]

macOS Big Sur introduces a cryptographically signed system volume

it was already R/O and SIP protected

jesus

[upper flicker]

rip sip disable?

[void void]

in other words on non-unixes unix sockets aren't a thing ;)

wut

wait wait wait

[kindred storm]

only need to support unix

[void void]

oh fuck no, SIP disable removal would be sad

[upper flicker]

I mean I guess they could just build that into SIP

[golden gust]

$ csrutil status
System Integrity Protection status: enabled.

[upper flicker]

so you disable it and its gone

no reason to completely remove it

[golden gust]

Apparently I've been running with SIP enabled for a good while

[upper flicker]

I still have SIP enabled on mine ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[golden gust]

I remember having to disable it in the past for some stuff, but, so far, so good with it

[void void]

i haven't disabled SIP on this installation

[upper flicker]

the second they say you cant turn it off though is going to be a problem

[golden gust]

Which is honestly a mixture of surprising but gg on their part

[void void]

.g winsocket2.h

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/api/winsock2/ -- Winsock2.h header - Win32 apps | Microsoft Docs: "winsock2.h header. 01/11/2019; 12 minutes to read. In this article. Functions; Structures; Enumerations. This header is used by Quality of Service..."

[waxen panther]

The only thing I've had to disable it for is theming system apps lol

[static badge]

winsocket2.h is a fucking MESS

[void void]

ye

[static badge]

you know it's really shitty when fucking INCLUDE ORDER MATTERS

[void void]

monka w

wtf

[static badge]

in general window's impl of posix like stuff is kinda retarded and halfassed

[void void]

no because windows api is rotting

[static badge]

win32 is absolute pepega

[void void]

can't change anything because it breaks some program which worked fine on windows 2.0

and 600 enterprises jump on microsoft and want their investment done on 90's back

[upper flicker]

MS isnt going to break their biggest selling point

and their biggest selling point sure isnt UX

[void void]

their biggest selling point is the truckload of trash they bundle to keep backwards compat

all the quirks, all the bugs

once released, never can be changed

wine also has to reimplement 1:1 those apis, even fucking bugs

idk why do you ask us

it's up to you

use whatever you want

[static badge]

winsock isn't bad after getting through the initial cancer

and by initial cancer I mean the whole thing

[void void]

burn your code even on the bios if you really wanted

[static badge]

once used winsock to impl some simple ping (for tf2 and mc)

[void void]

did you just ignore everything what i said

their biggest selling point is the truckload of trash they bundle to keep backwards compat

[static badge]

win32 is just a name bro

[pastel pivot]

is github down?

[waxen panther]

It's okay for me

[static badge]

wait until you see their function names

[void void]

wat

dns ded lmao

[waxen panther]

uh nvm I refreshed and it stopped

lol

[void void]

wtf

[spice finch]

Did github die?

[void void]

you don't push anything useful there so why does it matter for you

[spice finch]

well

chat didnt scroll

for me its dead too

[void void]

not you

[twin lagoon]

works fine here

[void void]

[waxen panther]

[waxen panther]

Exactly

[void void]

you don't do backups huh

[spice finch]

bitbucket

[void void]

i abuse my raspberry pi over vpn

[rugged python]

Doing /dynmap fullrender overwrite old dynmap data?

[void void]

push into there and then it'll mirror repos to github

[spice finch]

time for VPN I guess

[worn ember]

noot noot

[void void]

luckily github works for me

[pastel pivot]

Works on mobile 😅

[spice finch]

still doesn't

maven is dumb and forces me to locally build IDB

cause it cant find it in aikar's repo

and github doesnt work

[worn ember]

[serene bolt]

what dns server do you use

[spice finch]

My ISP ones

[twin lagoon]

there's your issue

use 1.1.1.1

[spice finch]

these are cloudflare's?

[half wing]

one more day guys

[worn ember]

yes

one more day till the next day

[void void]

1 day till 4 versions behind!

Timings turn on automatically with paper right?

no

[cunning raft]

19ish hours

[void void]

mine do 4 some reason

[vernal moth]

Man

[cunning raft]

ready mini

[half wing]

Imagine not being either entirely up to date or 8 versions behind

[void void]

good luck, we're rooting for you!

[vernal moth]

Watching the ex mcproho ppl reacting to the mixer shut down is heartbreaking

[cunning raft]

why, what's the connection between the two?

[vernal moth]

Imagine putting 5 years of your life into a product

[potent fossil]

What shut down

[twin lagoon]

mcprohosting's founder also foudned mixer

[vernal moth]

Just for it to get snapped

[twin lagoon]

mixer shut down

[worn ember]

mixer is shutting down?

[serene bolt]

yes

[worn ember]

ooof

[potent fossil]

Lol get fucked mixer

[vernal moth]

Beam was basically created by mcproho

[serene bolt]

they're merging into facebook gaming

lmao

[worn ember]

saw that one coming tbh

[vernal moth]

It's so sad

[cunning raft]

ah okay

[potent fossil]

Got a link to the reactions ? 👀

[vernal moth]

.tw jamydev

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Error: [{'message': 'Could not authenticate you.', 'code': 32}]

[vernal moth]

Fuck you

[potent fossil]

Nice

[vernal moth]

.g twitter jamydev

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://twitter.com/jamydev?lang=en -- Jamy Timmermans (@JamyDev) | Twitter: "The latest Tweets from Jamy Timmermans (@JamyDev). Swiss Army Knife at @WatchMixer/@Microsoft | Eats dank memes for breakfast. The Internet."

Jamy Timmermans 🌮 (@JamyDev)

Swiss Army Knife at @Microsoft | Eats dank memes for breakfast

Tweets

5870

Followers

740

Twitter

[twin lagoon]

https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1275145243478892544?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Rod "4475 SR & Immortal peak" Breslau (@Slasher)

Sources: Facebook offered an insane offer at almost double for the original Mixer contracts of Ninja and Shroud but Loaded/Ninja/Shroud said no and forced Mixer to buy them out. Ninja made ~$30M from Mixer, and Shroud made ~$10M

Ninja and Shroud are now free agents

Retweets

557

Likes

2579

Twitter

lmao

[potent fossil]

Lol

[slim nymph]

wait what mixers hutting down?

[waxen panther]

Ye

merging with facebook zzz

[cunning raft]

[waxen panther]

it's a shame, I much preferred Mixers UX

[vernal moth]

Sad times

[slim nymph]

:/

[vernal moth]

Beam was such a great product

[half wing]

I forgot Mixer existed for 2 years

[cunning raft]

it even beat WWDC on twitter trending

[vernal moth]

Inb4 jamy goes back to developing spacecp 😂

[serene bolt]

aikar was like the OG to mixer lol, back when it was whatever it was called before microsoft

[slim nymph]

mixer was the only good one 😦

[vernal moth]

Beam

[slim nymph]

ffs i dont wanna stream to fb

[vernal moth]

Beam was the og name

[serene bolt]

Aikar was literally the only person I made an account for on beam lmao

[slim nymph]

why would ms sell it?

its kind of all in xbox now

[upper flicker]

looks like we're back to twitch or google

[vernal moth]

Well, mixer wasn't performing

Not good enough for msft really

They had a niche, should have stayed there

[serene bolt]

mixer was the next best thing to twitch, but I guess twitch is the only option now

[cedar spade]

yOuTuBe GaMiNg

2015-2018 or whatever

[vernal moth]

Guess am streaming paper update to discord 😂

[spice finch]

Twitch gang

[serene bolt]

youtube gaming would actually be cool if they actually put any effort into it at all

[upper flicker]

better off with youtube or twitch if you want viewers

[upper flicker]

discord limit is tiny

[cunning raft]

i think what set twitch apart (besides viewers and money) is chat

[spice finch]

if discord would make their own streaming platform it would be success i guess

[cedar spade]

If you want to gain viewers, Twitch

If you've already got an established YT channel, maybe consider YT?

[cunning raft]

twitch chat is so much better than YT and Mixer

[spice finch]

If you want to lose viewers, Facebook

[cunning raft]

Facebook actually has good discoverability

[brazen atlas]

Mixer is closing down btw

[cedar spade]

but also ew facebook

[cunning raft]

^

[spice finch]

Writing under your real name and surname sucks

[cunning raft]

kids don't have facebook accounts

[cedar spade]

I have a Facebook account, I just don't use it

[cunning raft]

I had one

[upper flicker]

@ancient bolt apparently new macos is version 11

bye bye OS X

[cunning raft]

till i got terminated

[void void]

what'd you do

[cunning raft]

got a C&D

[spice finch]

$ git clone –http://github.com/aikar/db.git
Cloning into 'db'...
fatal: protocol '–http' is not supported

????

[cunning raft]

https

[spice finch]

doesnt work either

CDFN@DESKTOP-N47FRR1 MINGW64 /x/Projects
$ git clone –https://github.com/aikar/db.git
Cloning into 'db'...
fatal: protocol '–https' is not supported

[cunning raft]

you have a unicode character infront of https

[spice finch]

yes, you're right

[waxen panther]

[naive quest]

Which internet operator do you have?

[void void]

wat i don't see that character

[spice finch]

probably each country has different ISPs

[naive quest]

it isn't coutry

[cunning raft]

prob a non-standard char

[naive quest]

working for me in poland from different operators

[spice finch]

You mean github?

[naive quest]

yes

[spice finch]

It works now for me yeah

[true canyon]

Is the embargo against 1.16 ETA comments active or do I have time to meme before tomorrows Mojang release?

[spice finch]

But also in Poland it didn't work 5 mins before

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[void void]

its already active, warrrr

[spice finch]

you should change goblins -> wizjany

sounds more scarry

[void void]

change it to headteacher

it'll scare the kiddies

[quasi valley]

welp time to feed mxbaxter to the goblins

[void void]

i'll grab the feat, you grab the arms

[static badge]

here's the deal mbax

you ask you get kicked

[void void]

ez

[static badge]

moderators are very strict about it

[void void]

leaf wants to be kicked again i think

[cedar spade]

am literally using CloudFlare DNS and GitHub isn't resolving

what

[vernal moth]

Paper 1.16 when?!?!

[cedar spade]

I just checked assuming it was my ISP but no

[quasi valley]

let's feed mini to himself

[void void]

infinite cycle

[quasi valley]

oh yeah F GitHub?

[void void]

it works for me

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[slim nymph]

@spice finch drop the .git i think

[vernal moth]

.git is supposed to work

[limber knot]

https://xkcd.com/1597/

xkcd: Git

If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything.

[spice finch]

i had weird character in copied url from github

it worked

[limber knot]

(Korobi) xkcd: Git (30 October 2015)

(DiscordBot) Please enter a valid URL to shorten

[cunning raft]

github is up for me

[spice finch]

for me too now

[void void]

accidental korobi haha

[spice finch]

now my friend has issues with github

[serene bolt]

I'm on NextDNS and github is working for me, must be some regional DNS issues

[cunning raft]

im on cf

[cedar spade]

switched to Google and still not working

[void void]

gradle's downloading gradle screen is great

[cunning raft]

did you flush your dns cache

[cedar spade]

Yes

[void void]

tried another PC?

[void void]

i'm suprised no one noticed that i'm downloading gradle 2.14

From 1 to 10 should I switch from w/e to Fawe

[serene bolt]

0

[warm anchor]

-1

[quasi valley]

didn't we already tell you that

[fallen oracle]

Well, Forge has to use older versions of Gradle.

[warm anchor]

He just wants to ask 10 more times to be sure

[fallen oracle]

The latest you can use is 4.10.3 iirc.

[warm anchor]

Lmao what was on Apple note

I didn’t get the chance to watch yet

[void void]

replace it with arch 😎

no

manjaro bad

its very modified arch

as buggy as debian

theres scripts to install it automatically

so you can

[olive marlin]

.g archfi

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/MatMoul/archfi -- MatMoul/archfi: Arch Linux Fast Installer : tutorial...: "archfi. Just a simple bash script wizard to install Arch Linux after you have booted on the official Arch Linux install media. With this script, you..."

[void void]

i'm using MATE desktop environment

what language are you implementing it in again?

don't we already have a few servers written in java?

[void void]

make ticking multithreaded while you're at it

ewww

[cunning raft]

@cedar spade https://www.githubstatus.com/

[void void]

it's basically a kids toy

no

how about best distro for dum dums

damn forge gradle takes a while to download libs, let alone build

viper use arch

its better

or using an installer and its quick

[void void]

let pop os ravage your ancient hard drives!

[void void]

why not 144tps

[warm anchor]

I mean every time people told me Minecraft PvP is serious I remind them that sever is on 20 ticks

[void void]

i usually tell them to fuck off actually

pvp culture that i see is really toxic

[warm anchor]

Yup

Almost all of them are toxic af

[void void]

i know like 1 kool pvper

rest are trolls

[warm anchor]

Or fill with a bunch of 12 year old with hack clients

[quasi valley]

F yarn repo, temporarily 😳

[void void]

how it feels to chew 5 gum

[cedar spade]

See I wasn't going mad

[void void]

5 gum, stimulate your sense

yeah all of them are using "utility mods"

[warm anchor]

Guys join my “unique” Minecraft server with the same 50 plugs in everyone else is using

[void void]

i hear cpvpers complain a lot about how cpvp was better before it became mostly automated

[topaz mortar]

😄

[warm anchor]

If you want go lose your sanity just have a look in #lfg in Official Minecraft discord

[cedar spade]

goddamn that sucks for yarn

[quasi valley]

hopefully they'll get that resolved soon enough

[red imp]

Hi, don't you know someone why I can't place one block here? 😄

when I place it it instantly return to my inventory

[ashen cliff]

Cave air.

[red imp]

I don't think that here on the plains is cave air

[ashen cliff]

True. Just set the block with WE or the set command.

[limber knot]

oh wow, and I thought the github issues was on my end...

actually found a dns server that was down due to that though so I guess that's a plus, lol

[finite wave]

For me github just likes to not be logged in until i press f5

[waxen panther]

ah yes 5 hours cool

[potent fossil]

have fun with that shit

you will regret installing it

[finite wave]

Beta?

[potent fossil]

guaranteed

[upper flicker]

didnt see much this year that was scarier than any other year

[finite wave]

I updated ages ago, no 32-bit on my mac anymore ;/

[ashen cliff]

Even more locked down.

[waxen panther]

I update to the macOS beta every year lol

I've never had an issue

[potent fossil]

i had literally all my apps break on the catalina beta

[serene bolt]

lol can't say the same about the windows 10 insider builds

i only tried that once

never again

[cedar spade]

iOS innovated in the mobile home screen space once more, by introducing widgets, which totally haven't been in Android and even Windows Phone for forever

[upper flicker]

yeah

hopefully they work better than android's

or you know, developers actually make some that are interesting

[cedar spade]

Android's work fine, but Google just gave up on them

[upper flicker]

I dont know anyone who has anything other than a clock or a weather widget

[potent fossil]

u mean u dont want Weather.com's uncustomizable ugly applet on your home screen?

fucking heresy

[cedar spade]

I have a music widget, on a second home screen I never look at

[waxen panther]

never seen a cool android one that isn't a clock tbh

[upper flicker]

the really old youtube one used to be cool

but it was ugly by today's standards

[cedar spade]

did they kill the Gmail one?

[upper flicker]

and its long gone

[serene bolt]

google and killing products and features, name a better duo

[upper flicker]

iOS apps in general seem to be nicer so maybe the devs will carry that over to widgets

[cedar spade]

huh gmail's is still there and it's still updated

[upper flicker]

or maybe they wont and itll be unused

[polar sonnet]

i shall be the first 1.16 anarach yserver

[void void]

hahaahha

[potent fossil]

sure, jan

[upper flicker]

day 1 anarchy server existing in its natural state: crashed and offline

[polar sonnet]

prolly

[serene bolt]

[polar sonnet]

We'll see how this goes tbh

[serene bolt]

ah yes, because day 1 server builds are always known for being stable

[ashen cliff]

Auto restart + Auto update.

[void void]

becomes kit pvp server because dupes and exploits aren't patched properly

[upper flicker]

auto restart every hour

[polar sonnet]

@void void

[void void]

@polar sonnet

[polar sonnet]

dupes and exploits idc about lol

[ashen cliff]

Auto update on crash. It's bound to find a stable version eventually.

[void void]

you'll care about crash exploits

[polar sonnet]

ohhh

nah not really

if anything its for my own amusement

[ashen cliff]

Then just run a MC server on a potato.

Watch that thing startup for 27 hours just to get a 3 minute timings report.

[polar sonnet]

poggers

Is 1.16 performance any better

[ashen cliff]

Looking at my Vanilla snapshot server... no.

[polar sonnet]

Nevermind my community is not a fan

[serene bolt]

pretty sure any of the performance benefits 1.16 has done has already been backported to paper, the ones that matter anyways like pathfinding changes

[void void]

i'd like to see something that's 1.12.2 but they've added the new stuff on top of it

[vernal moth]

Looking at raw vanilla isn't helpful in any way

[polar sonnet]

they were not amused

[ashen cliff]

Then bake us a 1.16 Paper jar to test, so we know what the performance will be like.

[void void]

smh not a big fan of anarchy servers

[serene bolt]

"fix skyblock first" is a valid point, most server owners just launch a million game modes without putting any focus into them

just remember, quantity is not quality, excel at what you do and don't just dip into everything you can

[polar sonnet]

Nah im going to bang out 50 minehut servers

[serene bolt]

I wish you well on your 10 iq server owner adventures

[worn ember]

fix skyblock first smh

[potent fossil]

@serene bolt you mean starting a network with 500 different spigot servers and 12 differently designed lobbies with a solid playerbase of around 2 isn't a good idea?

[polar sonnet]

dangit

[serene bolt]

but how will you be the best!!!! you need to listen to all the players!! cater to their needs!!! whatever they want, add it!!!

[void void]

lies!!!!

[polar sonnet]

i have to actually listen to my players in order to grow the server

wtf

thats dope

[twin lagoon]

neat stuff

[unkempt portal]

this is fine

[potent fossil]

god damn it i cant fucking wait to sleep tonight

please god, dispatch me

[ancient bolt]

@upper flicker damn, I guess it makes sense considering an architecture jump is pretty big

[polar sonnet]

whats your address

ill smack a pan over your head @potent fossil

[upper flicker]

updater and URLs say 10.16 still though

[potent fossil]

that's murder

[upper flicker]

[ancient bolt]

I wonder if it's just 11.0 for the dev kit

[polar sonnet]

no its "sleeping"

[upper flicker]

11.0 just for ARM stuff

[limber knot]

E​te​rn​al​Bl​ue​4: how can you work on such a cluttered environment? lol

[upper flicker]

idk Ill tell you when the beta is installed

[ancient bolt]

maybe 11.0 is a good way of being "always the next version" since everything else is 10.x

you have access to the dveloper beta?

[upper flicker]

yes

[ancient bolt]

I gotta wait for the public beta I think

damn

[upper flicker]

public in july

[polar sonnet]

lmao

[unkempt portal]

i just do

[void void]

just get Z to leak it to you

[upper flicker]

probably best to wait for it anyway, I assume first beta is going to be a mess

catalina's first few betas were pepga

[polar sonnet]

how tf are you going to pay the NINJA a shit ton of money and quit

smh

[ancient bolt]

yeah I never had issues with catalina's beta though, funnily enough

[serene bolt]

what is wrong with your font rendering fresh, do you have clear type disabled or something

[upper flicker]

I had all sorts of random issues

[polar sonnet]

idk

how do i fix it

[void void]

oh yeah that looks like garbage

[potent fossil]

doesnt even realize his font rendering is off

[void void]

reminds me of some old laptops

[upper flicker]

it didnt feel stable until like, right before RC

[ancient bolt]

my gf just really really wants to be able to do web development on an ipad pro. I think with these changes that's a lot more likely to become a reality than it used to

[cedar spade]

goddamn turn on cleartype

[potent fossil]

just using it daily like "this is fine"

[upper flicker]

lots of apple devs screaming for xcode on ipad pro

I assume its running somewhere in a lab

[polar sonnet]

oh it was of

off

[lament patio]

You got a 1440p screen?

[void void]

haha

[polar sonnet]

no i

[void void]

why would you have it off

[polar sonnet]

idk

[serene bolt]

more performance!!!

[cedar spade]

moar pixelz!!!!

[upper flicker]

cat used to have the same screenshots

[polar sonnet]

is that better

[upper flicker]

actually I think cat's were worse

[twin lagoon]

yes but it's still aids

[void void]

better

[serene bolt]

yes but it still looks bad

[void void]

still garbage

[polar sonnet]

well u look good

[void void]

thanks

[waxen panther]

epic

[twin lagoon]

search for this

[polar sonnet]

facebook gaming is weird

[serene bolt]

your PC clearly has some completely screwed font settings

[twin lagoon]

set it to this and save

ok yeah and your cleartype is fucked

recalibrate it

[polar sonnet]

i literally cant tell the difference between them

[void void]

post scrnshots then

[serene bolt]

well considering the fact you didn't see a problem with your font in the first place

i think it's time for some new eyes

[polar sonnet]

guide me

[cedar spade]

just pick the one that's the nicest to look at

[void void]

i need new eyes as well then

[polar sonnet]

md they all look the same

[serene bolt]

I can easily tell the difference

[polar sonnet]

i literally cannot tell a difference

[void void]

they're all the same to me

broccolai i think it's not very wise to put out your iphone's serial number

puremin you have fancy eyes

[cedar spade]

to me, top middle

[polar sonnet]

next

shut up viper

[cedar spade]

I can also tell the difference (though it's subjective and I have a different screen to you)

[void void]

one on the left has more rainbow in it

4th

no 3rd

[serene bolt]

4th is too bold

[waxen panther]

oh no my iphones serial number is going to be hacked

[serene bolt]

2 or 3 look fine

[void void]

aaaaaaaaah

that Gs weird

[latent valve]

Time to send screenshot i see 👀 and have ppl complain abt my text

[median crane]

@waxen panther

[serene bolt]

it's good enough fresh

[median crane]

Hi dad

[waxen panther]

who is u

[median crane]

check

our dms

[quasi valley]

yikes who'd want to be brocco's son

[waxen panther]

DAD

LOVE U

[median crane]

[twin lagoon]

omg

[waxen panther]

stop changing your name

[twin lagoon]

broccolai & loski know eachother

[median crane]

we are best friends

[twin lagoon]

cute

fuck you broccolai

loski is mine

[void void]

looks like i'm on noto sans

[polar sonnet]

well your perfect @serene bolt

[cold crescent]

Guys how much time does paper take to release their update after spigot does ?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[void void]

.eta

[potent fossil]

.eta

[serene bolt]

1

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[twin lagoon]

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[cold crescent]

oh so that's my answer ? 😂

[twin lagoon]

korobi stop spamming

[void void]

no one knows

[waxen panther]

no wtf

[potent fossil]

Yes, your answer is that you will now be eaten by goblins

[waxen panther]

loski is mine

[void void]

its actually yesterday

[waxen panther]

[potent fossil]

Enjoy the future you have created for yourself

[polar sonnet]

sooo

[void void]

what does it say then

who NDAd it

if you found the info yourself

smh

units

[polar sonnet]

i gotta poop

[serene bolt]

oh no more graphs from viper

still without units on the numbers

like usual

[potent fossil]

what does it mean?

nobody knows

pretty drawing!!!!

hurrr

[void void]

ofc

[potent fossil]

[waxen panther]

More useful than your last one tbh

[quasi valley]

ex de

[void void]

google's random graph

[quasi valley]

viper you've been furried

[waxen panther]

[void void]

that yawn looks like they're eating their hand

[waxen panther]

🥱

[quasi valley]

lol nice

[void void]

now thats the obnoxious one i'm familiar with!

[quasi valley]

good thing there are professional people working on emojis

[ancient bolt]

I just wish there was a way to keep the edited /etc/pam.d/sudo file which enables touchid sudo between updates

[polar sonnet]

Yoo

I’m in my bathroom and don’t have toilet paper

Wtf

I’m beating for real broo

Being

[potent fossil]

get a fucking bidet amirite @green turret

[void void]

nice of you to give us live updates to your adventures in the toilet

[twin lagoon]

did someone call for my bidet waterfall fork

????

[potent fossil]

casuals that leave shit in their assholes

[short yarrow]

you guys heard about what happened with mixer! shroud and ninja walked out with a boat load of cash and can go anywhere they want now

[potent fossil]

Big Yikes

[polar sonnet]

I’ll use a lint ruler

Roller

Or my moms tshirt idk

[void void]

oh shit oh fuck

[potent fossil]

nope i havent heard about mixer

it hasn't been brought up 58345838438 times

[void void]

i have to update firefly manually when 1.16 arrives

[potent fossil]

can you tell me about it?

[void void]

firefly?

[polar sonnet]

Just clogged my fucking toilet

[void void]

well done

my badass waterfall fork

[potent fossil]

fucking teenagers

[void void]

smh

[polar sonnet]

God damnit

Why the FUCK do we not own a plunger

[void void]

use your hand

[pulsar wigeon]

pimple pls stop fucking teenagers

[potent fossil]

we dont need to know about your struggle with your toilet tbqh

only good toilet stories

like equipping one with a bidet

[void void]

this is an entertaining toilet story tbh

[potent fossil]

now that is wholesome ✅

[stiff yarrow]

Owning a plunger should be a priority

[cedar spade]

bidets are a conspiracy

[potent fossil]

no

[cedar spade]

yes

[void void]

whats a bidet

[cedar spade]

exactly

[potent fossil]

water fountain for your asshole

[polar sonnet]

Alright we’re good

[ancient bolt]

do we need to create a separate poop talk channel

[void void]

i'd use the bot but i'm afraid of what images will come up

[potent fossil]

yes demon

[twin lagoon]

yes please

[polar sonnet]

I used paper towels.

[twin lagoon]

we need our scat kink channel

[polar sonnet]

Owe

[quasi valley]

at least call it a waterfall, simple

[cedar spade]

We already do, it's #food #food message

[polar sonnet]

But it’s not

[potent fossil]

no, bc its not a waterfall its a! fucking! bidet!

:(

[twin lagoon]

a fuckingbidet?

simple is very kinky

[pulsar wigeon]

can we just ban everyone instead of making another channel

[potent fossil]

well, if you insist michael

[cedar spade]

can we ban wiz

[twin lagoon]

o

[cedar spade]

lmao

[twin lagoon]

#724730097017553007

[void void]

ooh

[quasi valley]

lmao

[void void]

aww i can't talk in it

[cedar spade]

that's the point

[ancient bolt]

please move all gross talk from now on to #724730097017553007

[void void]

unbearable

[twin lagoon]

gj demon

[void void]

unusable

reeeeeeeeee fix

[pulsar wigeon]

literally send replies to /dev/null

[potent fossil]

let me talk there and i will demon

just me tho

[cedar spade]

and me

[ancient bolt]

So no more gross talk here kthxbai

[void void]

aww demonwav got first message

[potent fossil]

thats funny

are bidets "gross talk"

[quasi valley]

so rn only demon is gross

[void void]

yes

[potent fossil]

i argue they're actually clean talk

very clean talk

[cedar spade]

bidets are a conspiracy goddamnit

[potent fossil]

no

[cedar spade]

yes

[twin lagoon]

i swear to fucking god they make changes to their legal agreements on a bi-weekly basis

[potent fossil]

hindi

[stiff yarrow]

New lawsuit: new legal agreements

[polar sonnet]

@twin lagoon its about resellers

mainlly effectgs coverage

[twin lagoon]

people read that?

[potent fossil]

guys

[twin lagoon]

i should filter those emails right into the trash

[polar sonnet]

yes?

[twin lagoon]

[potent fossil]

what is two balls minus one

[twin lagoon]

you

[polar sonnet]

no kids

[potent fossil]

no

[polar sonnet]

idk

[quasi valley]

me?

[potent fossil]

its seven titles at the tour de france

[void void]

move to #724730097017553007 pls

[cedar spade]

no u

[polar sonnet]

we cant ummy

[quasi valley]

no we

[potent fossil]

santa clause multiplied times i equals real

[void void]

[cedar spade]

no worldedit

[quasi valley]

no weeeee

[void void]

no fawe!

[cedar spade]

fa we

[polar sonnet]

give me perms for #724730097017553007

i got a banger story

[void void]

ooh

[cedar spade]

ew that's disgusting

keep your banging stories to yourself

[void void]

oh banging

[polar sonnet]

i mean its in the right channel

[void void]

yeah no

[polar sonnet]

not banging

like its a good story

4head

[void void]

well freshs is a teenager...

[quasi valley]

keep them to your teddybear

[cedar spade]

kenny ffs

[polar sonnet]

thats the humpmobile

buddy

[quasi valley]

:pinapl:

[cedar spade]

:kneny:

[polar sonnet]

🧸

[void void]

mwahaha

[polar sonnet]

how do we get perms for gross tlak

#724730097017553007

[minor badge]

you don't

[twin lagoon]

by being a fuckin pervert

[quasi valley]

isn't he already

[polar sonnet]

oo

[minor badge]

the joke is that you're supposed to grow up..

[quasi valley]

I vote for him to ONLY write in #724730097017553007

[polar sonnet]

^

[void void]

^

[polar sonnet]

I got some nice stories + pictures/videos

[cunning raft]

so excited for all the indepth discussion in #724730097017553007 !!

[polar sonnet]

want to see my arm snap?

[cedar spade]

no

[quasi valley]

md wants to, yes

[void void]

in slow motion?

[polar sonnet]

yes actually

[ashen cliff]

Also add Viper to that cursed channel.

[void void]

wtf

[polar sonnet]

ill pull the xray up

[quasi valley]

and force krusic to read everything aloud.

[cunning raft]

keepitfresh, you pretty much beg for wiz to ban you more and more every day

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

[cedar spade]

goddamn it's gross talk not gore

[polar sonnet]

its not gorey

is an xray gorey?

[void void]

mm can be

[quasi valley]

technically

[cedar spade]

didn't see the xray

but stil

l

[polar sonnet]

can i post the xray? Are you guys comfortable

Or no

[quasi valley]

I feel deeply uncomfortable

as always

[void void]

post it in gross talk

[polar sonnet]

Cause I dont want to make anyone genuinly uncomortable

I fucking cant @void void

[cedar spade]

if you're that desperate spoiler it or something

[potent fossil]

just, how about don't

[pulsar wigeon]

keepitfresh i'm actually just going to ban you

[cedar spade]

or don't

that works too

[void void]

rip

[polar sonnet]

Well dm if u want to see it that work?

[cunning raft]

Cause I dont want to make anyone genuinly uncomortable
@polar sonnet i am genuinely uncomfortable with you being in this discord

[cedar spade]

I do not want to see an xray of a snapped arm tyvm

[polar sonnet]

I spice things up a bit here

[cunning raft]

please leave, you wouldn't want to make me uncomfortable

[waxen panther]

hmmmmmmm

[twin lagoon]

I do not feel comfortable talking in this server with keepitfresh in this Discord

I vote for a ban

[void void]

i vote for nuking @polar sonnet from this discord

[minor badge]

and I thought I was why the average IQ went negative

[waxen panther]

+1

[quasi valley]

have to agree with mikropp

[polar sonnet]

-1

[twin lagoon]

oh my god you're a contributor now @minor badge

[void void]

let's just load him on a catapult and send him to the sun

[twin lagoon]

[waxen panther]

proxi lookin good in purple 😳

[cedar spade]

you don't want to see josh when he's uncomfortable

[worn ember]

@minor badge ur part of the problem

[minor badge]

that's a promotion! @worn ember

[polar sonnet]

how do we access #724730097017553007 though

unless Im missing a joke here

[minor badge]

it's a joke

[cunning raft]

if keepitfresh is not banned within 10 minutes im going to close the essentials async teleport pull request

[cedar spade]

yes

yes you are

[minor badge]

i told you minutes ago it's a joke

[polar sonnet]

ohhh

damn Im retarded my bad

[void void]

[worn ember]

[void void]

aww, that'd actually be useful

[polar sonnet]

but yeah my limbs are 25% robotic now

[cedar spade]

beep boop

[quasi valley]

boop beep?

[potent fossil]

cool my dad is 50% robotic

[polar sonnet]

really?

[potent fossil]

yes

[polar sonnet]

Howd that happen?

[minor badge]

how much to your total body are your limbs

[potent fossil]

he got ran over by a boat and his legs got caught in the motor and chop chop motherfucker then he got airlifted to a hospital and got robot legs

[polar sonnet]

damn

Did he handle it well?

[potent fossil]

what the fuck do you think

[polar sonnet]

Dumb question

Is it from the knee down or waist

[potent fossil]

at the knee

[polar sonnet]

ah so he still has pp privelages

Thats good atleast

[potent fossil]

sure

[pulsar wigeon]

holy fuck this guy

all in favor of banning keepitfresh

[polar sonnet]

Damn well tell your dad Im happy hes doing fine

[autumn leaf]

any one here familar with reading timings and mind helping me out? 🙂

[ashen cliff]

I think that even injecting iodine into his brain wouldn't show anything on an xray.

[potent fossil]

dont need to because he doesnt know about you and wont know about you

so no worries

[polar sonnet]

Well bye ig

can you atleast ban viper while we are at it

[void void]

oh well

[minor badge]

viper isn't quiiite there yet

[pulsar wigeon]

i love democracy

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-democracy-ilove-democracy-gif-13935227

[cunning raft]

[void void]

are you sure proxi

[minor badge]

no

[twin lagoon]

that was great

[quasi valley]

god that was a journey

[twin lagoon]

thank you wiz

[potent fossil]

did you ban him lol

[waxen panther]

average server iq just doubled

[twin lagoon]

next is viper

[cunning raft]

The first democratic wiz ban

[ancient bolt]

I tried to put a reason in for the ban but wiz banned him with no reason too quickly

[serene bolt]

wiz is actually a god tier mod

[potent fossil]

idk bout yall but ive democratically participated in many o' wizbans

[cedar spade]

lies

that's not democracy simple

[minor badge]

as long as viper doesn't post his constant spigotmc discord screenshots, i don't think he's out just yet :')

[quasi valley]

also glances at jan

[ancient bolt]

all in favor to ban simple

[finite wave]

We banning viper?

[void void]

yet

[potent fossil]

do it

[waxen panther]

no

😠

[pulsar wigeon]

i don't need a reason, no one will question me :^)

[void void]

simple gurd

no ban

[quasi valley]

demon on - karma

[potent fossil]

well time to go open this beer, it's called dragon's milk

sounds...interesting

[ancient bolt]

everyone apparently falling on their sword for simple damn

[cosmic raft]

https://i.imgur.com/xfWVQaW.png

[ancient bolt]

wiz tbh it's mostly because I can never keep track of all the assholes who go through here

[finite wave]

;/

[quasi valley]

that's truly the story of the day, better than GH outage, curseforge/overwolf, mixer, and whatever else happened

[serene bolt]

it's definitely been a packed monday with news

[pulsar wigeon]

there, happy

[cunning raft]

https://i.imgur.com/sIlzkAB.png

ah yes

[cedar spade]

petition to ban wiz

[cunning raft]

explains it all

[cosmic raft]

@serene bolt wait for our main story at 23:00

[cedar spade]

stg if you delete all reactions again

[quasi valley]

https://i.imgur.com/wwh1s3e.png

[cedar spade]

uh oh

[quasi valley]

laughs in european

[ancient bolt]

petition to ban all non-swifties

[potent fossil]

what's the earliest one can go to bed and be 'normal'

[cosmic raft]

@quasi valley that is past 23:00

[limber knot]

K​en​ny​TV​: UTC or gtfo

[cosmic raft]

you have to wait even longer

[pulsar wigeon]

at 11pm kashike is gonna release spongepaper 1.17

[cosmic raft]

:-)

[cedar spade]

it's like toilet paper but spongier

[quasi valley]

:-(

[twin lagoon]

wait no what's happening

[worn ember]

nice

thank you for all the hard work kash

[twin lagoon]

spongepaper 1.17 eta

??/

[cosmic raft]

hey wiz

someone just asked for an eta

[twin lagoon]

no wait

[quasi valley]

🔨

[potent fossil]

klaxon sounds in the background

[minor badge]

kashike can i have purr role pls

[cosmic raft]

[twin lagoon]

mini needs the purr role too

[pulsar wigeon]

idk kash z hasn't given me the go to kick-on-sight with those yet

he promised me bot responses or something tho

[cedar spade]

we should add a bot that autopings wiz whenever someone asks for an ETA

[quasi valley]

^

[minor badge]

thank u kashike

[cosmic raft]

wiz will just kick the bot

[pulsar wigeon]

yea bot wouldn't last very long there

[cedar spade]

give it higher role

[finite wave]

Just make the bot auto .eta when someone says 1.16 and when in the same sentence

[golden gust]

use a webhook

[upper flicker]

@ancient bolt nope, apparently they're all 11.0

[golden gust]

Can't defeat webhooks

[cedar spade]

when 1.16 drops, who's planning on setting everything on fire

[quasi valley]

uses a custom client to ignore them

I'll set myself on fire if you'd like

[golden gust]

b&

[limber knot]

when will peopel stop asking for 1.16? :S

[twin lagoon]

can't tag w/ webhooks though

[cunning raft]

when 1.16 drops, who's planning on setting everything on fire

.leaf

[limber knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289587909051416579/550924756111589397/Peek_2019-03-01_01-17.webm

[ancient bolt]

so the update was called 10.16 but it's 11.0 after you install it?

[upper flicker]

yes

[potent fossil]

https://i.imgur.com/VyakaKM.png @still smelt

[quasi valley]

lmao

[upper flicker]

10.16 in software update and some of apple's backend URLs

[twin lagoon]

simple what the fuck

lmao

[upper flicker]

11.0 now that its installed

[quasi valley]

that guy is truly ingenious

[upper flicker]

probably a last minute change I guess

[ancient bolt]

that's warbargle

[quasi valley]

anyways time for bed, goodbai

[finite wave]

What did viper do now since you decided to ban him?

Sleep well kenny

[limber knot]

I really wish dns propagation was faster after buying a domain ;_;

[cosmic raft]

use a better registrar

[ancient bolt]

using cloudflare DNS can propagate instantly

or just lower your TTL

DNS records are pulled, not pushed

your TTL defines how often they are pulled

[limber knot]

cloudflare sells domains?

[fallen oracle]

Yes.

[finite wave]

Probably

[ancient bolt]

I use google domains

[twin lagoon]

not exactly, they still don't sell new domains iirc

still transfer only

[ancient bolt]

but cloudflare is my nameserver

[waxen panther]

My domain expires next month

[serene bolt]

cloudflare is actually a pretty dope registrar, transfer only

[limber knot]

whelp, that wouldn't speed it up then Micheal, lol

[twin lagoon]

eh i'd still use cloudflare

[limber knot]

ideally I want a "register domain, it's online the next minute" xD

[golden gust]

still depends on the TTL and caching, etc; CF just have better infrastructure to propagate that stuff vs places like godaddy, etc

[fallen oracle]

I leave for 30 minutes and someone took the trash out apparently.

[ancient bolt]

phoenix616 I mean I've done that - the only thing that is slow is setting up DNSSEC

but if you need something now, you can temporarily skip the DNSSEC step

just get everything set up before the first time you access the domain

then that first request will fill the cache with the right values

can get a new domain running almost instantly if you're careful

[limber knot]

well you don't usually buy domains and want them online right now because they are unknown, lol

[ancient bolt]

I did with https://sustainablesadness.com

[potent fossil]

that domain is really calling me out

my brain is the ultimate sustainable sadness machine

[potent fossil]

hasn't stopped being sad for

uh

counts

23 years

[limber knot]

interesting redirect

but downloadmoretps.com is cooler :P

[ancient bolt]

that's clever lol

[fallen oracle]

😮

I like that.

[limber knot]

meh https://paper.sexy/i/fWaLjcKA.png

also https://is.papr.best/fN4lqqVp.png

[ashen cliff]

OVH domains.

[twin lagoon]

i wouldn't trust OVH for anything besides dedicated servers

[olive marlin]

For domains from porkbun i always got instant propagation.

[pulsar wigeon]

mmm pork buns.

[twin lagoon]

porkbun is great

[shell vine]

goDaddy domains are best 🥵

[velvet garden]

Oh god, FAWE vs AWE, which one to use. Flip the coin?

[limber knot]

WorldEdit

lol

[pulsar wigeon]

7.2 is waaaay faster than 7.1

lmfao no

[waxen panther]

lol what

[pulsar wigeon]

worldedit's bottlenecks are in MC code

chunk loading, lighting, etc

[potent fossil]

im at a payphone
trying to call home 🎵
all of my chaaange i spent on youuuu 🎹

fuck that song