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Just draw a beard with makeup
haha
Beard hair and ball hair are the same thing
also bonus points if it has ticks
20 ticks/s?
make it 40
double speed
of course ball hair is not the same smh
actual retards
They're both defined as pubic hair
And the hari follicles are fairly similar
It is, because pubic hair means hair you didn't have before puberty :P
its in the nether world
does that mean you eat shit too?
u laughed at the da wea
penis nose
nice
The follicles of beard hair are composed similarly to the hair on a man's groin and armpits, according to Dr. Bobby Buka, founder of Greenwich Village Dermatology and section chief at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine. "The concentration of sebaceous glands is high in several areas," he said: the face, groin and armpits. "So the hair
isnt leaf 12? runs
characteristics in those areas are very similar, in terms of thickness of shaft and quality of hair."
thickness of shaft
the w h a t

wtf is going on here
ye ded close your eyes
The term puberty is a direct descendant of "pubertatum," the Latin word for "age of maturity" and manhood, as well as "pubertis" ("adult, full-grown, manly"). The Middle English term for pubic hair was "neþir berd." So, etymologically speaking, any hair that grows in a place it didn't before puberty is pubic.
sorry
I've basically just quoted the whole page now :P
wiz, we're trying to determine if the hair on ur face is the same as the one on ur ass
or balls
its very important research
maybe their balls are flat too, like they got stuck between the door
expensive
async creates a process that does not pause the parent process, but it can still drop tps if its too much
multithreading achieved
BRB FORKING
GET IT BEFORE MODS TAKE IT DOWN!
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VSYNC SPIGOT
VSYNC SPIGOT
does it have gsync support

microsoft is pre open source now
the cards are good
stop advertising that shit then
can't forget the 2000 pterodactyl panel installers
every one of them is shit
posting a link to anything is advertising plz ban
i'm quite surprised that official installation tutorials don't suggest running ptero daemon/panel inside docker tbfh
more reliable to get it running like that
literally what i did with ptero
docker is too big brain for me
i mean, we're all aware that mcmarket is full of questionable to illegal crap, there's no need to constantly link it all
talking about balls and incest
posting mcmarket links
smh search the chat history
only
re ptero thingy in docker i linked: feel free to pick up the idea; i don't use that abomination myself anymore (by that i mean panel not the docker images)
i also saw this gem today
woo I broke SSH on my VPS
This IRC client is my only working interface to it now :P
oops
Tried to access the KVM: Error code: SSL_ERROR_UNSUPPORTED_VERSION
bruh
gg
OVH ftw?
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this abomination
runs on java web start
or w.e that shit is
and uses http
main website
"Fully Secure"
http

its 2020 so AMD is king again 
This is what I get for trying to do a dist-upgrade in the background
It'd help if it would actually reboot....
You know, rebooting in the middle of dpkg asking me a question is probably a great idea
But I guess since ssh died that session is gone anyway
I have a quick question: I have been looking into upgrading my server to PaperMC, if i do, will my players have to download or adjust anything?
probably yeah
Perfect! thanks!
Yea, just bought an old server, and vanilla just kinda chunks the cpu on a single thread, this looks like a good optimization option.
A type signature I wrote for work today: List<Util.Pair<String, AtomicReference<@Nullable ? extends AutoCloseable>>>
@cosmic raft you should appreciate that
oh I'm a casual, I should do List<Util.@NotNull Pair<@NotNull String, AtomicReference<@Nullable ? extends AutoCloseable>>> instead
I already have @NotNull on the type params of Pair so that's actually not necessary
Could any one recommend a plugin for some arena like game, kinda quake or battle royal or capture the flag. I search one where at least not only one guy does the dev and all stand and falls by one person and it's updates. Ty
I removed all of those annotations though, definitely unnecessary and people might get mad
I understand the struggle
What’s wrong with it
1.8

the stench of 



Anyone know some good tutorials to make a functional castle gate to open and close for 1.15.2 Java?
The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll
anyone know if the recent villager optimization work has broken villagers? ours won't refresh or get jobs anymore
Maybe Aikar optimized them by disabling them 😂😂
@modest gorge try the new version
ok thanks
*java 8 is so 2009, we use java 11 now" in magmaguy's voice
December 2020
iirc
and then some crazy date for paid support
but java 8 has like 80% of the marketshare
so it makes sense for oracle to be supporting it
8 is extended LTS till 2030
meanwhile 11 is extended LTS till 2026
so 8 will outlive current LTS by 4 years
it aint going away for a decade fellas
jfc 2030
Java 20 something will be out by the time Java 8 is finally removed from support
But I guarantee you, ppl will still run 7/8 by then too :^)
wake me up 2030
i think we'll start to see jdk 11 adoption next year
i just adopted it, it's LTS may as well
oh
if you pay Oracle they'll support Java 8 forever
"indefinite"
that's the 2030 figure
if you pay more, there's no date
that's gonna be a big check as you keep going tho
you're telling me
:P
however, most companies will pay it. my bank casually dropped 10K on a project eval
a fucking eval
not even work
just discovery
time to go play some more no mans sky
nms is fun but the crashing is so annoying
nothing like having lots of progress erased
I haven't crashed since Beyond
Or well, the later versions of beyond
I didn't play for a few weeks after it was released
modifying during iteration might be
CMEs are best Es
just do a for loop instead of the .forEach
wut
for (Map.Entry<UUID, Group> entry : map.entrySet()) {
//stuff
}```
that's...an iterator
foreach invokes iterator() on an Iterable
whether you use the syntax or the method
have yall never decompiled a foreach loop
for (Object item : collection) {} ->
Iterator it = collection.iterator(); while (it.hasNext()) { Object item = it.next(); ... }
have you decompiled a loop before
have you even compiled a loop
all my loops fail
i heard you manually unroll your loops in source code
my loops are done via recursive functions
if (collection.size() > 0)
process(collection.get(0))
if (collection.size() > 1)
process(collection.get(1))
....```
recursive functions make you look smart
my friend sent me the most stupid thing ever
thank you for sharing
so is aws lumberyard free free or just like free in an amazon sort of way
since we don't have a channel dedicated to chain emails from the 90s
That's wiz's dms
well the latest paper build instantly shuts down after booting up
it's like someone did /stop with no errors/crash reports
O.o
324
maybe it's a plugin? but build 322 works fine
Did you name the jar properly?
wasnt even that large of a change either
it went through the entire boot up, said "Done" like normal, then immediately starts the shut down process
reverted to b322 and it starts up and stays
lots of fucks, sop's and crashes
that seems to have a lot of efficiencies
did you everytime just compile, throw the jar into a folder and runs it?
or did u setup a debug configuration in IntelliJ
323 doesn't have any issues. downloading a new 324 and trying again
ok, whatever. it works now. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
maybe cdn had a bad cache, @void void were you on 324 too?
though you said it was happenign for a long time didnt you
Nah Im using 1.12.2 it's lowkey an old version so it's understandable if I don't get support
but yeah it's the same exact error I'm having just in a older version
So glad I'm not the only one dealing with that loi
try redownloading
the auto shut down issue, or something else?
Auto shutdown
but im not sure how a bad download would still result in a jar that loads up lol, it has file integrity checks
ya it was bizarre - I've never seen it before. thought I had entered bad data or had errors. It all booted normally, no errors in logs, no crash reports, then it just started shutting down immediately after completing boot
I re-downloaded 10 minutes later, no problems
I've heard that on TV, poor man :/
what are people rioting against now
the police not being prosecuted even tho some cop committed coolblooded murder
they looted nearby stores as well, which was pretty interesting to see; perhaps an attempt at showing the system has failed them
I mean, I understand the reason, but really not sure that's the best way to fight the issue
ah yes
But like, I wouldn't find a better way in the fucked up system the muricans have, this has been an public issue for years, there have been giant protests for years
i dunno, theyve tried protests before and that hasnt worked either, i guess theyre just trying new shit and seeing what sticks lol
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It's that they are protesting against violence
With even more violence
Don't think that has ever worked out in history
now technically
we could maybe say something about the nazis
but that'd just be stirring the pot for fun
Nazis didn't go away because citizens protested against them
i guess we'll see; the matter isnt going away any time soon i reckon
watch the gov call in the national guard to shut them down 
Nazis did go away because they have lost the war cause they invaded russias
And I mean
Nazis never went away
Ohey
henlo
It's the city I live in
nazis got rolledarino by russia
ooh
Didn't think we made national news
Assuming it's the riot thing here and not Minneapolis somehow
Unless Minneapolis had a riot as well
ah yes
minneapolis had a riot yes
2020 - covidarino
Nice
protestarino
a video was posted on reddit where a target in minneapolis was 100% trashed and looted lol
So who's city got out more?
Oh, yeah they win
For now
Two big riots in one day from two capitols does not bode well
Well, our riot is trending on Twitter
Hah, we win?
Good luck on your election season, lol
I mean, trump is already whining about fraud before it even started...
Imagine him loosing, then going to twitter and call for protests
Was trending. Minneapolis beat us out
anyone really good with redstone? need help with a gate im trying to make.
itll be interesting cause on one hand, trump, on the other, he doesnt have dementia and paedo allegations
Trump doesn't have dementia? You sure? 😂
But yeah. I agree, Democrats fucked again
Idk why they can't find capable candidates
Apparently people have been screaming at other people for being racist, because they assume because the other person is white that makes them racist
Something something definition of racism
ur racist
Ur wasist
ur wacism
Ur wam
well, that never happens (at least never gets shared) to white people, egg
There is a considerable amount of ppl that think blacks can't be racists
thats why people react much harsher to when black people are mistreated, when they should really just react to them not being prosecuted for murder regardless of race
Again, defining racism. Lol
what is racism
I mean, doesn't the racism definition have a thing about thinking you are superior?
So it wouldn't be racsist if blacks don't believe they are superior 😂
Then again, no race is superior because this is all dum anyways
Treating someone differently based on skin color
Lol
Racism doesn't involve skin color, it involves race
Yeah, there's a dictionary definition
"prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior."
Based on the belief that one race is superior
one's own eh
really tho, the common definition for people is just treating differently as they do not know of the word discrimination :p
Though I'd argue that's the cause and it manifests differently
Also yeah, sure, you can be racist without skin color being involved. Just not as common
I prefer eggs
Wait
not as common in the US perhaps
Over medium
its veeery common here with regards to sweden being our neighbour lol
Fair
no, what they should do is just prosecute him; thats probably 1st degree which is lifetime prison lol
ok i have googled and its 2nd degree
i think "is he a racist?" should be kept far out of the court room
he committed an unspeakable act, that is not controversial or debatable, whereas the state of being racist is not as easy to say
if it ends up being he isnt a racist tho? thatd only be encouraging to ""extreme"" racists i thonk
its already 2nd degree tho; nobody can reliably make the case he was going out on patrol to murder the victim
it was just murder, no premeditation; he didnt care about the physical state of the victim as proved by him not caring about "i cant breathe" being repeated like 5 times
it was just murder, no premeditation; he didnt care about the physical state of the victim as proved by him not caring about "i cant breathe" being repeated like 5 times
@minor badge it may not be murder, that usually involves some kind of planning or intend, but it's homicide for sure
He didn't care that the person he was holding was being seriously injuried
And I don't think racism should be kept out of court, since that could have been the motive
Police will argue he was feeling threatened to hide that motive, and course needs to highlight the real motive
how'd he die? shot?
Not defending the guy, but "I can't breathe" is probably iterated by people in detainment daily, you prob get desensitized to the saying after a while.
That being said, he gave no fucks when the guy stopped resisting. Not only did he completely fuck up a semi common procedure to aid in the detainment of someone, he's supposed to cease performing it when the person is detained or stops resisting.
7+
It was on his neck. Putting your knee on their mid to upper back is a legit thing, but the retard managed to put his knee on the guy's neck and left it there for 7 minutes after the guy stopped resisting.
There are videos if you care to take a look leaf
usually you US retards shoot them
@vernal moth according to some online sources, 2nd degree murder does not necessarily include planning or intent; you just need to show resentment for their life and want to cause bodily harm
I bet you there's a lot of people who are willing to shoot him 
I guess that officer was just a step up of the usual retardation
oic
thats true leaf lol
like at least shooting them is occasionally easier to defend, like "they had gun" but "i sat on guy neck"
jfc
lmfao
Wasn't it Canada cops that bloodied a teen girl's nose for wearing a storm trooper costume and carrying a toy blaster in front of her job for advertising?
gotta be at most 70 iq to pull that one off
she ain't dead
Sure as hell was escalating that way rather quickly
i dunno, a toy blaster is far more dangerous than a guy who cannot breathe and is kept to the ground
Cops from everywhere have dumb ones. Not just the usa
Yes, there are issues in other countries, but you can't deny that American police has a huge issue with police brutality against minorities
It's not even all cops
kek
please tell me that isnt real rojo
"when the looting starts, the shooting starts"
does he mean the looting escalates to shooting or
does he mean the looters start getting shot
holy shit
two very different things
probably latter lol
but yeah there are dipshits taking to looting because this is an opportunity for them
shouldn't really just excuse them
this is the wrong time if anything tbh
the stores around the US did not have anything to do with the person's death
Mini have I showed appreciation for MiniMessage yet because it is really nice to use
oh yes, ive forgotten to fork minimessage as i've been meaning to
.g minimessage
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Riots don't happen often in Texas. Probably because we all have guns. This is a good opportunity to get more guns in the states ^_^
Thanks Vic
It's kinda funny, it's seems like everybody is using it now, but I myself am not really yet 😂
Cause dyescape uses an alternative solution and I didn't have time to port yet
someone mentioned it a couple weeks ago and it is actually really nice to use
placeholders gud too
I should add placeholderapi support while I'm at it
Mini, it'd be epic if you could let us hook into placeholders with smth like "handlers" for them
would love to reimpl my formatting thing for shit like player:name
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paperbukkit anyone?
PaperBukkit? Do you mean Paper-API ?
I mean paperspigot
You mean Paper
So you want the 1.8 version by saying paperspigot? 


@topaz mortar [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
no
Than you want Paper 1.15.2 ?
???? wdym dude i like the old name better
.papermc
no, paperspigot.
@void void [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
@void void What the fucking hell do you want? A download to Paper? Or just fucking around here?
paperspaghet sounds awful
spigot down again :<
turns on

lombok
use lombok dont listen to the people who say no
.lombok
[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on
yes please make my ide blasting red whenever it releases any updates
it's in his IDE not yours
ah yes, let him never work with any other people
hey man lombok never blasted me with errors so idk what you did wrong
you need a plugin for your ide to process the annotations you dumball
if the plugin breaks on update, it breaks
i'm aware but i never had these breaks myself
sounds like you don't update too often :aaa:
i don't really care if he uses it or not, i just came here to argue with people
prplz
i think there was a guy with that name that created MouseDelayFix and MemoryFix mods for 1.8
if he wants to use damn lombok in his damn bible plugin then who the hell are we to tell him no
were satanists or course
I'll make a satanic plugin that auto burns his bible items 😎
prplz can I have an autograph omg
omg
actually yeah proxi is right why use this lombok thing then not use gson
weird
i loved those mods back then
man dont talk about that 1.8 shit here
they will shoot me for keeping old versions running
well it was 1.8 or no mc
im not playing 1.9
fun fact: the fix is is now in optifine so you can delete my mod
save you some HDD spaces
it used to be a good looking website
now it looks basic
""""good looking"""""
yes to save bandwidths because im a NICE GUY

Can't exploit features if you don't have any
Oh man, Re the shit happening in the states
Police arrested a black CNN reporter and his crew
did you see the notice they put on trumps tweet?
But the white reporter they didn't 😂
i thought it was going to be more bleach drinking advice
did you see trumps order, that's even better haha
They arested the crew while on live television, it's so fun
Link?
2020 so far
eu: social media needs to enforce rules of bullying and fake news more
trump: AHH FUK THAT I WANT TO TWEET WHAT I WANT
only that trump isn't a 13 year old but the president who now actually wants to change that
Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis https://t.co/oZdqBti776 https://t.co/3QbeTjD5ed
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tnx
Check replies too
I always thought arresting reporters was a no no in democratizes
But oh well
the start is very confusing
what the fuck even are those replies
god political twitter is even worse than facebook in its entirety
idk about murica but here you'll 100% get arrested if you're found in riots, camera crew or not
Do they look like they take part in a riot?
well idk what happend before that part so idk
I don't even see a riot on screen
it looked like they were already requested to leave
It looks like police had everything under control
The reporters asked where to go
But got no answers
And instead were arrested 😂
usa really making you wish you never existed when riot happens near you lol
seems like some random dude decided "hey lets just arrest this dude" while the others were visually confused
Since there seems to be no real reason, ppl are suggesting the reason is that the reporter is black and/or works for CNN
idk ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Murica
we recently had the news report "police abuse" when a police officer knocked someone in the face after he kept beating the officers
i'm sorry but what
well that ones just doing the job
yeah
im just saying they'll jump on whatever they can with as little context as possible to make it look bad
cuz drama sells well
unfortunately
happens when have privatized news :aaa:
murica's news is a shitfest. not that government funded news will always work (e.g. china), but y know, works awesome in germany
god i love america
have you tried using the gui that comes with the server
News isn't exclusively gov funded
for 1.15.2
We just have one channel where you can get gov funded news, that isn't bound to make money so no sensationalist bullshit
Oh, America
yeah same here
I'm going to stop paying attention to the news now....
its a bit different than console mode
That's the worst thing you can do
I hate looking at the news now lol
i've never payed much attention to the news
^^ i just watch it when eating dinner
ah yes sky news keeps showing up
man minnieapolis is crazy right now
thank god for block channel
Just don't watch the sensationalist bullshit
I just directly watch news on their websites, yt recommendations are scary and their comment sections are as awful as a twitter wall
Lol, Bürgerkrieg, German for civial war, is trending in Germany 😂
No, when referring to Trump's tweet of course
we just have a relatively small number of retards going to the streets, luckily
where do you live?
meaning all of germany pretty much
compared to something like the us, that is, lol
I'm quarantining til 2021
its funny how retarded america is
petition to rename this channel to #shitontheus?
The us is already shitting on itself
now we just need north korea to do some nuclear tests and the US is going to snap
just shout china and run away
Nice, seems like Germany will be dropping below 10k activecases today
we only get like 250 a day anymore
our highest was like 2.5k a day
i mean, belgium is pretty small
our infection rate/person was probably worse
i mean i used to say that when i didn't care about it cos everyone was acting like hysterical little girls about it
just turn off your 5G idiots
assuming ppl actually have 5G phones
We need to torch the 5G antennas!
i dont even have 4G half the time
Kek
5G is at a much higher frequency tho
Go away with your facts and science!
there was the dutch articale linking sudden thousand of birth deaths linking it to 5G
wow i really cant make sentences today
lmao
5G speeds dont seem very useful
lol what
what do people do on their phone that 4G cant handle
people need to stream their 8k porn or something
its not just about the phones really, its a new technology that can bring many advancements
is it really?
it's not the speed that's so important about 5g afaik (well, for consumers it is)
was something else, forgot about it
then it can't have been so important right?
but high freqency doesnt go through walls as easily as low frequency
so thats a bummer
why does physics always have to fuck with us
Wasn't the original selling point of 5G, gigabit speeds to anyone living in a city without rewiring?
pretty much yeah
5G != millimeter wave
say what you want but if you want higher speed you need higher frequency
and higher frequency = less distance
thats why bass carries way further than high tones
Just vary the amplitude for a large amount of bits and then you need less waves /s

If I remember my Computer Networks course correctly, that could be possible if there wasn't noise disrupting the signal everywhere.
Stupid noise.
yup
noise bad
increasing the amplitude requires exponentional power usage tho i think
i still have a physics course of 500 pages on audio waves and light waves
but i honestly dont remember much of it
Physics in theory: 😃
Physics in practice: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
other way around for me
Well in theory it just works and you can ignore stupid real-world stuff
i remember when my physics teacher said that computer science wasn't a real science
did you smack him with a keyboard to show him how real it is?
i think he meant computer engineering tbh
Clearly math is the only science that's relevant
but maths isn't perfect either
how is computer engineering not science?
You aren't perfect!
they literally have to push the limits every day lmfao
i keep getting diff answers lmao
his point was about how computers keep breaking or smthin
but meh physics doesn't break!
Well, usually it's just the software that breaks.
So by that reasoning, software engineering isn't a real science.
or intel cpus
we all know life just has a giant try catch around it
so why are lessons called computer science
they must all be renamed computer engineering then
sounds cooler than computer maths
Software engineering and computer science are different things.
i was born 2 years too early
our course now has AI and shit, but my year doesnt have it yet
AI isn't real, don't worry
If you want AI, just study AI 🙂
too much math bruh
True
i have trouble multiplying 10*20 half the time
Then it's correct 50% of the time, just discard half of the results and keep the other half!
it's 42
ah yeah probability was also one of the subjects
i loved it so much i'm doing it again

but since i'm in the last year of the old course the new course has less math
so now i only had 1h a week instead of 2 lol
Math is only fun if you understand it
Well, bald math teachers are basically the norm
So, not sure what that says about math teachers...
You can't blame your issues on women Dark
watch me
watches
If it wasnt for a woman i wouldn't be here
lol
yeah i got nothing
One point for me, zero for Dark
if steff was code
Dark your code throws so many errors, my computer's disk space is full because of the giant log files.
idk what ur talking about
fucking hell
i do love my event driven queue system for rtp. i can send messages to anyone that subscribes to it
its big 👏
"Minor optimizations in collision detection"
"Cached repeated block type lookups and collisions during pathfinding for increased performance"

inb4 optimized with streams
respawn and login now have a dimensiontype identifier next to the already added dimension id :thonkjang:
We've included some experimental changes to graphics rendering in this snapshot, which might reveal some issues on a small number of older graphics cards.
Well rip my PC then.
you cant even run mc anyway
Safe mode looks interesting
20 FPS is perfectly playable
If that's the only issue then I can live with that.
huh, clients now receive a list of worlds on join
why
hopefully their sudden inspiration of having more worlds doesnt actually break creation on the fly lol
i can totally see that happening
puh okay nope it doesn't. sending an empty world list doesn't seem to break anything
it probably does when it comes to custom dimensions, but whatever
while (True) {
God.impregnateRandomWomanWithHisChild()
}


Git question: say im working on feature x, but i find a bug in feature y while working/fixing feature x, do i fix it on that branch? or does it really not matter
yes and no
you can cherry pick it into master, or switch into master and fix it there; then rebase other branch
latter is cleaner
i see thanks
what the fuck
welcome to papermc wiz
thing is, i dont really wanna pull the commits from feature x on master yet
meh i'll just do it on dev
bruhhh why does saving config sections remove all comments 
stupid yml
how are my 2braincell users going to understand it now
ah okay the world list is literally just used for vanilla command completion atm
Morning
Good morning usa
America is on fire
¯_(ツ)_/¯
This is what you get when you do socialism for the rich, guys
Mhmm
eksdee
Should've had a V8
☑ 13 Rektsons Why
Intriguing
maybe if they stopped barking at the wall he wouldnt hve to
That sounds like something u call the animal control for
tf they gonna do
not like they mistreat the animals or anything (except for their constant yelling at them)
so they wont do shit
Ah yes so kill the dog
If the dog barks too much or too loud they can still force measurements to be taken.
On the other hand, shooting at a dog will get you in trouble.
its just an air cannon
you what
scare the shit out of them
how the fuck does a world receive plugin messages
sends messages to players in the world
so the answer is, the world is not a plugin message recipient
ahh wiz are you doing your job
excuse you
u do it
hmm not sure how i feel about star citizen
i pledged it back in 2014, playing it now and it's nice, really detailed but...all they've got is one system.
like tf
ok finally found the cause of my server restarting immediately after booting: [PlayerWarps] Data has now been converted, restarting server...
lol
nice
@potent fossil it does look really nice, but yeah, its taking forever to get developed
RIP MCproHosting
Inside job.
i thought they quit
but its an attack and they're restoring services
now that is a fuckin let down
lol
as a reminder, you should not use SMS for 2FA EVER. if you have it setup on account that supports real 2FA, disable the SMS version.
whats wrong with that?
my 2FA is my finger print 
sms is extremely insecure
you can open fingerprint doorlocks with a piece of tape and a glass with the finger print on
¯_(ツ)_/¯
time to change bank lul
how is it that expensive
$60 haircut wtf
is that why you're so dense?
my haircuts are 26 and i consider that expensive as fuck
mine is like 22euro lul
^
i havent sent a text in like half a year lol
how tf
the only person I text is my mom lol
flower pot on ur head and cut around it
wtf
like coconut head
sc, insta, discord, whatever
i message by email, discord and SMS
actual SMS I never use
just not sms
SMS just cos i hate smartphones
altho i need to dye my hair again
I use IMessage a ton
the only person I know that doesn't have IMessage is one of my couzins
dark brown lol
coz fuck normal smartphones
I have a severe vitamin D deficiency
got prescribed really expensive pills
we don't get sunlight D:
or suck some D
i'd say move to belgium but they dont allow lesser beings
murica
So our liquor stores aren't open during the weekends, there was a line throughout the entire mall lol
because they only let 20 people in at once
so the entire town was waiting to get in
we got there before everyone else tho
We don't either
restrictions are for poor people
but most stores have their own rules
England are relaxing the rules even more on Monday
but the only open during weekdays is just Sweden being Sweden. Only the government may sell alcohol and it's taxed super heavily
I hate this country
I wanna move to Germany
Germany is like Sweden++
Covid-19 is good for humanity's gene pool.
Change my mind
um
literally the only people dying to it were already dead in the next few years anyway
didn't even use the plural form there
sentence made no sense as a result
nice
fuck
😉
Dum
simple cant even spell simple right smh
imagine city sucking my dick
im sure he already is
Now what
i didn't think i'd get this far
zimple: its merry. idiot
what
am gonna make ramen
i wish i had ramen
i have the soup base thingy ready i just need to marinade tofu
spent like 3h boiling that shit yesterday
tofu
had to run across town to find shiitake
I dont understand why mcprohosting made a seperate domain for their "backup" website instead of just pointing the real domain at it....?
I think someone stole their domain name 🙂
i think someone stole ur brain
who is this man
who is this man
who man is this
$70 haircut is getting to you isnt it
it was only $60
why would you eat 6 donuts
idk I was hungry
ah ok
60$ for a haircut?? Did they give u a deep tissue massage too?
she didn't even offer me coffee this time
nice tho because you end up with half a head of hair in there anyway
quien quiere jugar en un server survival 1.12.2
no
also, solo ingles por favor, gracias. we don't wanna play your server.
then fuk off
Quiero ser penetrado con un cactus
I think that was the wrong "be"
Or, maybe not, knowing city
That would be more like describing the personality trait of being penetrated with a cactus @heady spear
huh they asked that 4 days ago
lol
can you dont
don't









