#general

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heady spear
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that's what PlotSquared is gonna do

fresh pendant
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check pinned messages @nova badge

heady spear
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Nacht don't complain or wiz will get mad

static badge
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start spamming dms?

potent warren
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use fix's cache and spam request profiles from mc-heads
No. I don't use stuff made by him

nova badge
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Ah

heady spear
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we're not allowed to be angry about that, you need to disable your DMs :d

nova badge
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thanks

heady spear
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lol ok

potent warren
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My ISP is retarded and doesn't load his stuff for me

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not even joking

nova badge
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I swear, people man x'D

potent warren
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Nacht don't complain or wiz will get mad
@heady spear when isn't wiz mad tho

static badge
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when he bans a plebian for accidentally pinging him

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he gets a huge rush out of thhat

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banning the innocents

fresh pendant
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true Nick

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lmao

pulsar wigeon
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didnt realize i was in #memes rn

limber knotBOT
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aren't we always #memes here?

pulsar wigeon
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:^)

heady spear
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This is Off Topic general community chatter

limber knotBOT
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'member the good old #paper irc channel times? no mames, just dev talk. I 'member!

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*memes, lol

heady spear
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also complaints about your ever lasting power trip but 🤷‍♂️

pulsar wigeon
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shouldnt you be in bed phoenix

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🎣

pulsar wigeon
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also like real talk i cant tell when people actually think im mad or just meming anymore

limber knotBOT
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I mean, I should be but I haven't really eaten today so :P

pulsar wigeon
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cuz it's so overdone at this point

heady spear
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I think you're a bit of an asshole ngl

pulsar wigeon
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i wasnt asking

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you're also retarded

heady spear
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🤷‍♂️

pulsar wigeon
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well that's a given with how much time you're near me leaf

potent warren
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Everyone thinks you're mad, don't worry.

static badge
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ye

potent warren
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Nobody's memeing here.

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else you'd be mega super retarded

pulsar wigeon
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k so yall retarded got it

fresh pendant
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lol

heady spear
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ye we are the problem here tHONK

potent warren
kind loom
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What's the rule on randomly messaging people in the server and advertising your MC server?

static badge
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we all know it's hard to control ur emotions when you only have 1 braincell

pulsar wigeon
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see pins ak

potent warren
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What's the rule on randomly messaging people in the server and advertising your MC server?
if you have to ask, you probably shouldn't do it.

fresh pendant
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no

heady spear
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Nick he's obviously asking because someone did it to him

kind loom
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Someone did it to me, was just checking what you guys thought on it 😛

slim nymph
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the person was banned

fresh pendant
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he's asking because other's have been doing it to him

heady spear
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how are you this dumb

fresh pendant
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most likely

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Thank you zAikar

slim nymph
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JordanPlayz158Today at 8:40 PM
literally everyone: make a gamerule to toggle new pvp and old pvp

^ wat? I'm not. majority is not pvp either.

fresh pendant
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lol

potent warren
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nice quote

slim nymph
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the combat changes was good, it helped make combat more skill oriented

potent warren
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Nick he's obviously asking because someone did it to him
I'm a sensible human with standards and disable my DMs

fresh pendant
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i mean

slim nymph
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people who want 1.8 combat just suck at the game

potent warren
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the combat changes was good, it helped make combat more skill oriented
Yet the old combat is still everywhere

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1.8 combat is better

slim nymph
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BRRR LET ME SPAM CLICK, I HAS BETTER LATENCY

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change my mind

potent warren
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ping is what kills me

slim nymph
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now your forced to put skill behind timing attacks, so ping is less of an issue now

fresh pendant
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well zAikar, most of the community that keeps minecraft alive is the competitive/pvp community afaik

kind loom
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You mean spamming my mouse button does nothing? Shit, life ruined

slim nymph
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no its not

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1.8 is a small minority

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seriously, like 15%

potent warren
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can't we just kill 1.8...

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isn't there some kind of NUKE button for 1.8 versions... 😦

pulsar wigeon
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we have

slim nymph
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majority of servers run 1.15.2

pulsar wigeon
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ever heard of zombies

heady spear
fresh pendant
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feel bad for those servers

heady spear
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It's 12.9% :]

potent warren
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ever heard of zombies
yes, but I play in peaceful :D

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poor 1.8

pulsar wigeon
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1.8 has been off life support for ages

fresh pendant
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those servers must sound like a jet engine

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with how bad 1.12.2+ is optimized

slim nymph
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1.12 was fine

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it was 1.13 that was the start of bad

fresh pendant
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yeah

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I meant 1.13

potent warren
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and a bunch of 1 year olds have been giving it cpr for the past couple of years
FTFY

halcyon fern
heady spear
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I've no real complaints about 1.15 either tbh

fresh pendant
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those poor servers running 1.15 must be sounding like the ps4

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when at full load

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lol

potent warren
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those poor servers running 1.15 must be sounding like the ps4
when at full load
can't relate: never had one

heady spear
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ppl are just repeating the same dumb bs :p

fresh pendant
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i haven't either

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but they sound like a jet engine

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I mean it's not really bs when it is a known fact how bad 1.15 is compared to 1.12.2 in terms of server performance

potent warren
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bruh just run 1.12 and via version it up

fresh pendant
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yeah

slim nymph
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well, its what is updated and supported, gotta deal with it

fresh pendant
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I use via version and protocolsupport

heady spear
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with how bad 1.12.2+ is optimized
You never mentioned any comparison my dude. 1.15 runs just fine.

magic ice
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1.15 runs fine for me

heady spear
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Is it worse? Possibly. Is it better in terms of features, support, bug fixes, etc? 100%.

slim nymph
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and soon well be knocking out a large issue with performance of entity movemnt

jagged egret
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:o discord collapses blocked messages into one

heady spear
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Saying "hurr durr 1.15 bad bcuz 1.12 goood!!!" is dumb and bs.

jagged egret
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discord you did something right

magic ice
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I mean I don't have hundreds of players or anything, so I don't really have large performance problems in that sense, but for the most part it's been working pretty well for me

static badge
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we're making entity movement improvements? where

magic ice
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And the recent optimizations make it better by the day

slim nymph
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smon has nearly finished porting lithiums rewrite of it

potent warren
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we're making entity movement improvements? where
not here for sure

heady spear
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nick go to bed

potent warren
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wait, that's a person or a project?

fresh pendant
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well Redned

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unless you run a bigger server, you won't notice any problems

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*any big problems

void void
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even with 1.12 being better for huge servers, they're still having to be very creative. i know 9b's current method is using chunk freezing

fresh pendant
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or noticeable ones

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void void
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i personally like random chunk freezing, you can make some cool stuff out of nether portals and stuff

slim nymph
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yeah i forgot they had already pr'd but was working on it last night

void void
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jellys a genius

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these optimisations are rather simple

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but needed

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biggest one is the fullcube check

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nothing else done there is really relevant

slim nymph
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itll also fix the chunk load issue

static badge
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didn't we do that already

slim nymph
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not properly

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well just return a fullcube voxel at the position

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so it'll block

slim nymph
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thats what hes doing

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no

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+                    if (chunk == null) {
+                        continue;
+                    }
slim nymph
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pr is out of date

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was discussed on discord

static badge
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well

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it looks good

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but there's still some dumb cancer it should target

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that's just the collision checking, it wont really help when it gets thrown into the function that uses that stream

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fullcube needs to be checked in the actual movement modification

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oh well it's a good start

potent warren
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nice

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just looked up random stuff

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But the LDAP protocol is still a thing that other OSes support, so you can find a manager for it somewhere

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nice

fresh pendant
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lmao

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true

lament patio
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Tfw I write my code's logic wrong 4x in a row in four different functions, but get it right in the fifth, then get confused why things are not coming together

heady spear
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I think I'm running Adapta, the entire makeover

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no wait I switched to QogirBudgie

barren latch
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Hey guys how do I report unwanted advertising via dms

heady spear
barren latch
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Ah fantastic

heady spear
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tf if I open an intellij project directly the theme only half applies

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but if I open intellij itself the theme works

jagged egret
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is there a way to disable the bukkit reload command from a plugin? using it will break everything with this plugin

heady spear
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You can unregister the command completely from the command map, but idk if you should

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if it's a public plugin then that's kinda overstepping

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basically just remove the instance of ReloadCommand from SimpleCommandMap's knownCommands 😛

young silo
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What is the best of Waterfall/Bungeecord Anti Bot Plugin ?

pastel crane
stiff yarrow
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starting to think I'm a masochist

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I had choppy stuff until I tricked gsync into working some of the time on linux

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windows 🏃‍♂️

static badge
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I find intellij hotswap to be quite racey

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sometimes it explodes in a sigsegv hell

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sometimes it just plain out "no method found" explodes

storm kettle
pulsar wigeon
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have literally never had issues with hotswap using IJ and dcevm on windows

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but ymmv i guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

fallen sleet
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why do i keep seeing "async"

static badge
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async is a buzzword

pulsar wigeon
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what i do have issues with is IJ's inbuilt annotation processor

fallen sleet
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pretty good buzzword

static badge
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you have issues firing your only braincell

pulsar wigeon
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i have to use gradle's for WE stuff

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leaf i'll fire u

static badge
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can't fire who isn't hired

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async async worldedit when

pulsar wigeon
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safe sync fast async worldedit when

fallen sleet
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multicore bilingual quick asynchronous editworld when

potent fossil
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Saw an old man slip and fall...

Hahaha, classic comedy

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aw fuck those lyrics were out of order but it still works

polar sonnet
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Is there a way to view incoming packets

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?

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Feel like my being ddosed

potent fossil
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i added way too much hot sauce to my food

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ah fuck

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way too much

polar sonnet
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Is there a way to tell if im being ddosed?

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tps is at 20

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but EVERYONE is lagging

potent fossil
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ddos would do nothing to your tps

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you would have to look at network traffic

polar sonnet
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damn ok

potent fossil
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who is your host

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if so then its easy to find out

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but i think he's on shared

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so

polar sonnet
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I am not

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?

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lmfao

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oh

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mk

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Just got that dm

potent fossil
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lol

polar sonnet
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reliablesite

potent fossil
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what is your server version as well

polar sonnet
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1.15.2

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latest

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It literally just started happening

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then I got that dm

potent fossil
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ok then it sounds like ddos

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1.8 has a crash exploit in which case, ur fukt

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but eh

polar sonnet
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im on 1.15

potent fossil
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contact reliablesite support

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tell em you're being ddosed

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they can nullroute it

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youll be fixed up

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yeah they're nice

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surpised rs doesnt have that

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but whatever, manual mitigation works

polar sonnet
potent fossil
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dont even reply to that guy lol

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just go contact RS support

polar sonnet
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yikkess

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thx is original

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ik

potent fossil
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ok can you just go talk to your host please, we really dont need to nor (do i personally/we) care about you repeatedly complaining about it

polar sonnet
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I did

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Im not really complaining just showing my stuff ig?

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It is a general chat no?

potent fossil
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yeah but you've already stated your problem

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this is the 4th time

polar sonnet
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fuck my bad then

potent fossil
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im not trying to be rude but you have to realize you are being annoying

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finally

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although would rather 0% 1.8

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i dont understand that though

jagged egret
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it is WORKING :D

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it is functioning properly

potent fossil
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you can use plugins to regain 1.8-like combat

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on latest

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that's a shitty argument

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🙄

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eh ¯_(ツ)_/¯

polar sonnet
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Is there some sorta exploit we arent aware about?

potent fossil
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i dont know

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have you even looked at your network traffic

polar sonnet
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Yes

potent fossil
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well then it might be an exploit, but im not aware of one on 1.15.2

polar sonnet
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That doesnt look normal

jagged egret
limber knotBOT
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polar sonnet
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No

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its strictly paper

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holy shit

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I just dropped my own ip from my machine

potent fossil
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good job dumbass

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just saying that's a dumbass move

polar sonnet
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im aware

potent fossil
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now he's gotta boot to rescue

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or use a diff ip

polar sonnet
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false

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hotspot

heady spear
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is PlayerNaturallySpawnCreaturesEvent only called for monsters? :3

bright shell
void void
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this side bar of mine do be looking sex c with that one booster

polar sonnet
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I dont fucking know whats cuasing this

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its not a ddos

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tps is 20

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wtf

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theres no incoming network thats above 1mbp

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ReliableSite is shit

potent fossil
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lol

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so I'm trying to load the paper site but it's not loading

golden gust
upper flicker
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Nice timing though

ancient bolt
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Solution: Don't try to load the paper site

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upper flicker
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Should all be coming back up now. Sonatype may be a minute

heady spear
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Did paper shut down

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Sad

warm anchor
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big sad

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ripperoni paperaroni

heady spear
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Oh well best move to spigot then I guess, it was fun while it lasted

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Although not really fun

upper flicker
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Tell choco I said hi

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And that I want more doggo pics

pulsar wigeon
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scheduled upgrades huh

upper flicker
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“It’s been 8 months since I restarted and Ive queued it all up but some shit just needs a reboot”

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Scheduled upgrades sounds better

potent fossil
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8 months since restart eh

potent fossil
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Z I found you a GF

upper flicker
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7 or 8 or something

static badge
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bet she'd make a great taco

upper flicker
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Live patching the kernel does most of the work

static badge
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at one point

upper flicker
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She’s beautiful simple thanks

potent fossil
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@static badge with any number of her stomach rolls, who knows what's in the folds...could be great....

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heady spear
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Simple stop fat shaming her, she just has some curves that’s all

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city would that make you turn straight

potent fossil
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1000-lb

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some curves

heady spear
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#heas #antifatphobia #curvy

potent fossil
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at some point

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there are no curves

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you just become a planet

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or something

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do spheres have curves

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or are they a giant 3d curve

heady spear
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You’re just jealous because she has more booty than you

potent fossil
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ok she's only half a metric fucking tonne

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she could be more

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.g do spheres have curves

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphere -- Sphere - Wikipedia: "A sphere is a geometrical object in three-dimensional space that is the surface of a ball Like a ... This distance r is the radius of the ball, which..."

Sphere

A sphere (from Greek σφαῖρα—sphaira, "globe, ball") is a geometrical object in three-dimensional space that is the surface of a ball (viz., analogous to the circular objects in two dimensions, where a "circle" circumscribes its "disk").
Like a circle in a two-dimensional space...

heady spear
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A sphere is a surface

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wow great definition

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it's like a ball

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fucking who wrote that

heady spear
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You can have a curve on a sphere

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prove it

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mathematically

heady spear
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Ok so take a slice of the sphere and u have a circle

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A circle is a curve

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that's not a sphere

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it's a slice of a sphere

heady spear
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QED

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I said on the sphere you nut

potent fossil
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shut up nerds lets get back to talking about thicc bertha

static badge
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you said of the sphere

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and still

potent fossil
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oh sorry

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i mean tammy

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1000lb tammy

heady spear
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I’m in love with her

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I am afraid I will never find someone like her

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She reminds me of my mother, I think that’s what attracts me to her

void void
potent fossil
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i have good news for you

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here's tammy's sister

void void
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pog

heady spear
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She’s beautiful

void void
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gl with finding that hole though

heady spear
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I love the way her cheeks stack

potent fossil
warm anchor
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how do those people wipe

celest coyote
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Blob

void void
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they don't

celest coyote
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They dont

heady spear
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Unfortunately I'm saving myself for leaf :/

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Otherwise I'd hit her up

celest coyote
potent fossil
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do you guys see the literal slab of sweat on your shirt

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in the front

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or is that a shadow

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her* shirt

void void
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bruh

heady spear
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That colour really suits her

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u ppl r internet bullies

void void
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city you'll never be as wet as she is

heady spear
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I'm dripping

void void
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so is she

celest coyote
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Dont make me puke

warm anchor
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lol

heady spear
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it's like a flood under my chair

celest coyote
potent fossil
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that dark is literally sweat

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isn't it

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tell me it's not

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she's just sitting there

heady spear
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maybe she was hot

celest coyote
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Why are you zooming

void void
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or chocolate milk

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you know

heady spear
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she probably came from the gym

void void
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that's what they drink

potent fossil
celest coyote
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Going to the gym is the workout

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Coming back is the 2nd workout

heady spear
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I go there to hit on elderly men in hopes they'll give me their money before they pass away

void void
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going to the store*

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aren't allowed to visit gyms unless you're living in sweden

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where they don't simply deal with corona :^)

heady spear
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One time a man bought me spotify premium in exchange of pictures of me in compression clothing

potent fossil
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here's a math problem fellas

if an olympic sized pool is filled to 95% capacity and tammy enters the pool, how much water overflows?

celest coyote
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Cull the weak

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Sweden is practicing natural selection

heady spear
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simple I have new conditions for me paying for ur nitro

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I just realized

potent fossil
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what are your conditions

celest coyote
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Get her number?

void void
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must pener city every week

heady spear
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I need you to send me pictures of you crushing grapes with your toes

potent fossil
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declined

celest coyote
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Our?

potent fossil
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ill send you pictures of me crushing crapes with my asshole instead

heady spear
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k then u won't get nitro

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nope not good enough

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I'll give it to someone else instead

potent fossil
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what the fuck

void void
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me me me

potent fossil
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fine

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toes it is

celest coyote
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Asshole or no balls

pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck is going on here

fallen oracle
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Uh oh

pulsar wigeon
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can yall take this shit elsewhere

void void
heady spear
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oh no looks like we can't have fun anymore

potent fossil
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wiz wants in

potent fossil
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we're bathing Casey in a trough outside

pulsar wigeon
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no

potent fossil
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yes

pulsar wigeon
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this is not an ERP channel

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stop

potent fossil
celest coyote
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Hey dont kink shame

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potent fossil
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okay im taking a leave of absence

void void
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fucks sake kekw

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this chat

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fucking gold mine

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esp at 7am

heady spear
pulsar wigeon
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stop

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seriously

void void
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erp is what

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enterprise resource planning?

potent fossil
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yes mikro

fallen oracle
void void
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glare where the fuck did you get those

heady spear
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Hi Glare

void void
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could do risitas in chat tbh

fallen oracle
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I made them mikro

celest coyote
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erotic

void void
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ok in what guild are they, i'll join for them

fallen oracle
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Give me another photo and I'll emote it for you

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Sec I will make a separate discord just for them

void void
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might as well download them to mine

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don't bother

fallen oracle
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Smh fine

heady spear
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r u stealing his IP

void void
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no

heady spear
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Glare you need to file a copyright complaint rn

void void
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i'll never forget who made them

heady spear
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get his ass thrown in prison

fallen oracle
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Send me another photo

jagged egret
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spends forever figuring out why database information is never loaded

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realizes he forgot .execute() with TaskChain

heady spear
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damn such a noob move

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I've never done that

void void
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epic

upper flicker
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trying to figure out why the irc bridge didnt come back up after restarting one of the VPSs

void void
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lmao

upper flicker
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doh

heady spear
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all you need is plotsquared ngl

void void
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whys that logo so ugly

fallen oracle
pulsar wigeon
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he spent all his money on camera equipment, can't hire a graphic designer

heady spear
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NMF did it for free because we lost the original 😛

fallen oracle
void void
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wow that picture loading brought back my childhood memories

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when i had 1mbps downlink

fallen oracle
void void
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mfw downloaded ubuntu 9.04 iso like 3-4hrs

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.g ubuntu 9.04

limber knotBOT
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void void
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2009 monkaw

jagged egret
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mfw i had #getY instead of #getZ and it broke everything because Minecraft is stupid and the y axis is vertical

fallen oracle
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What if ur the stupid one?

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?

pulsar wigeon
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cozy is default

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cuz discord sux

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#ircmodemasterrace

fallen oracle
void void
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where's that poll

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also

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running paper on oneplus 5

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inside alpine linux proot

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shit's supposed to be slower but doesn't seem like so lol

jagged egret
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does it matter how many threads there are

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bc rn I'm using a taskchain shared task per chunk to load chunk information

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but taskchain uses a cached thread pool, so that could result in a whack ton of threads

potent fossil
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easy.

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i was hella scrolled up but whatever

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that'll split any image into discord emojis

void void
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ty

heady spear
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You’re putting glare out of business

fallen oracle
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Fuck you simple

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No head for you tonight

void void
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autofellatio

potent fossil
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dont want head from bitches like u anyway

void void
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umpf umpf umpf

heady spear
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He doesn’t need u when he has me and mikro so

potent fossil
#

yes

fallen oracle
#

😭

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Damn everyone bullying me tonight. Reminds me of school

heady spear
#

Can’t imagine why anyone would bully you

#

Sorry, wouldn’t*** autocorrect be messing

potent fossil
#

alright, i was gonna try and hack up an app but

#

im kinda drunk

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so

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fuck that

heady spear
#

Simple keeps pretending he actually knows how to code

#

We all know he just hires people on fiverr and pretends he did it himself

potent fossil
#

even so

#

still better than glare

pulsar wigeon
#

why tf yall erping in here again

potent fossil
#

is this erping

#

im speaking nothing but the truth

heady spear
#

No one is omfg

#

Literally everything according to wiz smh

potent fossil
#

enterprise RAM purchasing

void void
#

as if downloading wam wasn't enterprise enough already

potent fossil
#

o rly

#

in that case

#

wiz

void void
#

wait linux supports swapfile over SMB now

potent fossil
#

im not erping at all

#

this is just e'ing

heady spear
#

My grandpas toenails are more erotic than this roleplay

potent fossil
#

wait

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r u guys telling me ur roleplaying

#

cuz i never was

#

😏

void void
#

now imagine if you had cf spectrum

potent fossil
#

have you considered that ur just bad

void void
#

you'd sell a slot for 50$

#

/week

#

no day

heady spear
#

stop being cheap

potent fossil
#

:)

void void
#

wait is it true that gas price is negative in US

heady spear
#

I wanna start a mature minecraft server

potent fossil
#

lol no

#

last gas station i drove by was about $2.80 USD per gallon (~3L)

#

ah

#

~4L

heady spear
#

tf? gas here is $1.8 per L .-.

potent fossil
#

3.76

#

YES

#

fuck

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my keyboard

#

yeah california is really expensive atm

#

its ridiculous

void void
#

.g circle k ee

limber knotBOT
#

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potent fossil
#

good news is even with that price, im not paying it

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bc i hardly leave my house

void void
#

so is here

heady spear
#

mikro stop you live in discount Finland

void void
#

discount finland

heady spear
#

you guys don't have motor vehicles, you all use horse carriages

void void
#

no we have bmw owners here

still mortar
void void
#

who can't do anything but blow up their gearboxes at 3am

still mortar
#

does anybody know how to fix it

void void
#

restart your client

heady spear
#

bro c'mon all cars in ur country are ladas

void void
#

i wish

#

ladas are neat

#

but sadly that's not the case

still mortar
#

No effect, it is happening for > restart your client
@void void

It is happening for 3 player of my server

void void
#

.status

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.mojang

limber knotBOT
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void void
#

rip, mojang is ded

potent fossil
#

session and the website are down

pearl ibex
#

Gas is almost free in Venezuela. pepega

potent fossil
still mortar
#

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@xD#0000. What does this means?

void void
#

same

#

session server is down

#

hence username cannot be verified

pearl ibex
#

Guess why there's almost no gas in Venezuela. XD

void void
#

you cannot do anything but wait

potent fossil
#

just be patient

#

or turn on offline mode but the minute you do, you void all rights to support from us :)

void void
#

pfft

#

do it noballs

potent fossil
#

nor barty's

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barty is a retard

#

no

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i felt bad

#

but the truth had to be spoken even if it hurt :/

still mortar
#

or turn on offline mode but the minute you do, you void all rights to support from us :)
@potent fossil
Have tried that for a while, but no effect than i restore the setting

potent fossil
#

ok

heady spear
#

liar pants on fiar

potent fossil
#

fiar

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god, fucking retards in this channel

#

good thing im not one peepoHappy

void void
#

what can you expect from a country with population of 5 and a moose

heady spear
#

uwu

potent fossil
#

is that your favorite question

heady spear
#

owo ^-^ uwu

#

barty stop bullying me

#

I know you're in love with me but I'm taken

potent fossil
#

by me

heady spear
#

ye papi

potent fossil
#

im drunk and im taking an economics course on khan academy

#

here we go

#

im diving in

heady spear
#

y dive into course when u could dive into me

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k imma stop and go eat instead

void void
#

head first? don't break your neck aha

potent fossil
#

im tired of you, ive dived into you too many times already

#

its no fun when you're so loose then i dont even have to try. i just kind of plop in

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like some perpetually lubed up inner tube

void void
#

sheesh

potent fossil
#

i need friction city

#

okay im done

#

economics time

heady spear
#

I an doing kegel exercises as we speak

potent fossil
#

i appreciate you

mortal silo
#

Is it allowed on this server to advertise your own scam server to other people via DM?

potent fossil
#

wtf

#

no

void void
#

what the shit

mortal silo
#

Oh thats good. I got dmed by someone

potent fossil
#

screenshot it and out them

mortal silo
#

one sec

potent fossil
#

@void void U piece of shit

heady spear
potent fossil
#

oh good man wiz

void void
#

gg

heady spear
#

shit man I wanna win crazy prizes

fallen oracle
#

1.25/gal here

potent fossil
#

with a name like that i am not in any way whatsoever surprised

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

they made 44k

cinder glen
potent fossil
#

they're prob just doing it again with another name now

#

lol

#

lmao

fallen oracle
#

What was someone's stimulus check

potent fossil
heady spear
#

I wanna have $1350 to spend on anything, let alone Minecraft

fallen oracle
potent fossil
#

in other words glare is a fucking retard

ancient bolt
fallen oracle
#

🐧

ancient bolt
#

linux has a massive issue as a collection of operating systems right now in that basically nothing is standardized, and systemd has already made significant progress in standardizing core parts of linux across distros

heady spear
#

am i high

ancient bolt
#

I'm a big fan of systemd, I know everyone hates it but those people are stupid

potent fossil
#

who hates systemd?

#

its great

#

so much easier than init.d or upstart

ancient bolt
#

basically people who confuse systemd modules (which are optional and interchangable) with the core systemd itself and claim it to be a bloated monolith

potent fossil
#

ah yes

#

its ok demon

#

just say retards

heady spear
#

there are too many different types of retards

#

can't group all of them together, that'd be retarded

potent fossil
#

ok ima go to bed, i got 3 hours of sleep last night and at this point ive nearly been awake for like

#

30 hours

#

or

ancient bolt
#

im trying to be more civilized these days now that I no longer live in oklahoma

potent fossil
#

idk somethinf stupid

stiff yarrow
#

You guys are basically the equivalent of friends for me

ancient bolt
#

its likely that I'll move back to oklahoma at some point

heady spear
#

oklahoma doesn't look like a real word

ancient bolt
#

it's super cheap to live there and I don't like big highly dense populated alreas. Oklahoma City is a nice density imo

#

but also everyone that I'm close to lives there

heady spear
#

where tf even is oklahoma

potent fossil
#

when i think of oklahoma i think of laying in the grass in the middle of fort sill with my drill sergeant screaming about how im sweating in oklahoma while my friends are at the beach and then cackling evilly

limber knotBOT
#

I heard that Detroit is pretty cheap as well :D

potent fossil
#

so, im going to not think about oklahoma

ancient bolt
#

it's the US state on the north border of Texas

#

I grew up just across the fence from ft sill

#

I lived on a dead end street on rogers lane

heady spear
#

I sometimes forget that there's more to the US than Cali, Nevada, Texas, Florida and NY

#

the rest could just be an empty void for all I care

ancient bolt
#

if it was then you wouldn't have me 😦

vague cape
heady spear
#

o wait I forgot massachusetts but that's only relevant because Matt Damon is from there

ancient bolt
#

also MIT

heady spear
#

and I've no idea how to pronounce that

ancient bolt
#

mass-a-chew-sets

heady spear
#

I think that ylvis/what does the fox say dude made a song about it

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Ylvis - Massachusetts [Official music video HD] (Explicit Lyrics) - length 4m 35s - 84,932 likes, 7,087 dislikes (92.3%) - 14,249,920 views - TVNorge on 2013.10.22

heady spear
#

Scandinavian hero he is

#

Right, and yet Sweden is so much more relevant

limber knotBOT
#

Sweden rox!

#

have you ever been here?

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Begone Trumplover

heady spear
#

lel ye keep dreamin' boy

ancient bolt
heady spear
#

oakahatchee

#

how tf

limber knotBOT
#

Barty: Did you know that a Single Swedish submarine "sunk" a US carrier that was in the middle of a carrier-group?

#

how about that ;)

#

so much for a huge carrier group, cant handle a single submarine. giggle

minor badge
#

legg deg, forvirra svenske

heady spear
#

lol budgetsvennar överallt 😦

limber knotBOT
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barty: Because the Gotland class submarine is frekking awesome.

heady spear
limber knotBOT
#

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heady spear
#

ylvis is great

stiff yarrow
#

And now for random pictures I have taken this week

hidden cloak
stiff yarrow
limber knotBOT
#

Ylvis is Norwegian.......

stiff yarrow
#

I go to a nature preserve every day for a walk

heady spear
#

y did u take a photo of a dead bird

#

omfg

thorny totem
#

no a bird!

heady spear
#

im too tired to use my eyes

quasi valley
#

lmao I thought it was a bird too for a moment

heady spear
#

well this is a minecraft discord so I wouldn't know the difference

stiff yarrow
#

It is a dead bee, bumble bees are cute

heady spear
#

I too like to photograph bees, I desperately want summer so I can photo them again :<

vernal moth
#

Isn't it summer already?

#

Like, weather is fucked up, we like a month or two early

#

No rain here since weeeks

stiff yarrow
#

It rained today

quasi valley
#

it just started to rain a bit in upper half of ger

#

hail

heady spear
#

I miss outside

quasi valley
#

has this become #photography?

stiff yarrow
#

Going outside for a walk everyday was a great decision

quasi valley
#

I go for a run totally definitely alone everyday

heady spear
#

I miss my aps-c 😦 you could see the bee leg hairs

#

k lol

stiff yarrow
#

Maybe I should buy a nice digital camera to take really high res pics of dead bees

olive garden
#

totally didn't misread that as "dead bodies" when I glanced at this chat

heady spear
stiff yarrow
#

Bees PogU

#

I want to be a beekeeper

heady spear
#

bruh that lens was amazing I miss it

#

I need to get a replacement for it

#

I like horses too but my last horse got a huge tumour in her face and died

#

and the one before turned like 30 and died

#

I've had ~6? but I also lived with my aunt for a while and she bred PREs

#

so like, if you count those... 40?

#

you think it died?

stiff yarrow
#

☠️

heady spear
#

chances are if it's not alive then it's dead

#

Our cat recently got attacked by crows and died

quasi valley
#

that's true!

heady spear
#

and the cat before got hit with a shovel by our neighbor and died

#

We haven't had the best of luck with animals .-.

quasi valley
#

I just read it as "and the cat before got hit with a shovel and our neighbor died"

#

that's too much death here

heady spear
#

wat

#

and another cat**

#

I'm tireded

stiff yarrow
#

I’m contemplating vegetarianism since animals are so cute and the meat industry is so cruel

#

With that said I ate a delicious chicken today 🤡

heady spear
#

all vegetarians r fucking pussies

#

that said this is my second year without any (non-human) meat and it's very easy

#

might be because Sweden is one of the most vegan friendly countries in the world

stiff yarrow
#

all vegetarians r fucking pussies
@heady spear I don’t see the down side of this

quasi valley
stiff yarrow
#

Sounds toxic

#

I’ll go the fish vegetarian thing

quasi valley
#

just use your new animal powers and let the wreath of the bees upon them

#

soon only you will be laughing

#

sounds racist

#

vegetarianist?

heady spear
#

Viper that's fine because no one wants to befriend you anyway

quasi valley
#

.rekt

limber knotBOT
#

☑ Left 4 Rekt

quasi valley
#

doubt on your doubt

#

you didn't even bother to justify your opinion smolRunk

#

go to sleep barty

#

sandman is over

#

do other countires have that sandman children's figure?

#

throwing its sand into your eyes so you die go to sleep?

heady spear
#

he's called John Blund here

quasi valley
#

I dunno, yours

heady spear
#

basically "John Shut-One's-Eyes"

quasi valley
#

lol

#

it even has this absolutely awesome and definitely not dated site in ger lmao https://www.sandmann.de/index.html

Unser Sandmännchen

Seit über 50 Jahren schickt das Sandmännchen die Kinder abends ins Bett. Mit einer Gute-Nacht-Geschichte, die nicht aufregen soll, ist die Sendung allabendlich für 1 Million Kinder (und ihre Eltern) ein Ritual, um den Tag zu beenden.

heady spear
#

i think im blocking viper too

#

can't handle this amount of dum

dire zodiac
still mortar
#

.status

#

.mojang

limber knotBOT
#

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heady spear
#

o damn I haven't looked at the paper specific events, these are neat 😮

#

I'd assume that using the pre-spawn events would have less of an impact on server performance?

#

I’ve no need to lol

wicked valley
limber knotBOT
#

bady city, using spigot api

#

bad*

olive garden
#

I don't know about you, but sometimes I just use the Bukkit API

limber knotBOT
#

I clearly only use NMS

quasi valley
heady spear
#

i need to target spigot because of premium

quasi valley
#

even if I do plugins for the Spigot forums, I throw Paper into the pom and see from there lol

stray oyster
vernal moth
#

Yeah

#

And if that then means I used some paper api

#

It means paper makes my life easier and it's not worth to support spigot

ancient bolt
#

is targetting paper not allowed for premium plugins or something?

heady spear
#

From the new minor update of PlotSquared some features will be paper only, as the events can't be replicated in spigot without a tonne of fuckery

#

You can't have it be paper only regardless

#

If there are graceful fallbacks then it's fine, most plugins already do that because of PaperLib

ancient bolt
#

yeah

vernal moth
#

Acf already does paper only stuff

heady spear
#

Shit, half of the PlotSquared generation is super slow on Spigot because of well... spigot.

vernal moth
#

If it detects paper, it will use async tab completion

#

And soon it will enable brigadier integration when it detects paper

heady spear
#

But now we're going to use the prespawn events when they're available, the pathfind event when available etc

vernal moth
#

Nothing md can do about that

heady spear
#

and ye, brigadier^ when we update our command system

#

the plugin is still usable on spigot, it just works (a lot) better when using paper

ancient bolt
#

spigot just casually rapidly running out of relevance

vernal moth
#

Did you guys look at bstats recently?

heady spear
#

Ideally Paper would take over Spigot development entirely at some point lol

vernal moth
#

77% of paper servers are on 1.15

heady spear
#

Having it be an actual open source project would make things a lot better

#

rather than having an upside down code dictator just fuck about, but that's just my opinion

ancient bolt
#

moving forward I would be interested in discussing breaking away from spigot compatibility if we maintain a significantly enough of a lead, and I know for a fact Aikar would love to do the same

vernal moth
#

Revive paper-mcp and rework it to use yarn 😂

ancient bolt
#

if we did that we could switch to MCP very easily, I wouldn't have to solve any of the last problems that were causing me issues last time

heady spear
#

Plugins already keep sponge + spigot versions going, I'd happily do the same

ancient bolt
#

like I know exactly what needs to be done to make paper mcp work now

heady spear
#

split the paper and spigot modules 🤷‍♂️

ancient bolt
#

I just had to take a 2 year break because I burned myself out too much

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

vernal moth
#

It would also means so much easier to work with stuff since no more patching for API

#

And build build process would be easier

#

It would be the dream

#

Maybe if 1.16 turns out to be a success

stray oyster
#

I wish we could use dynamic mixins. Like the plugin had to specify

heady spear
#

Maybe you lot wouldn't close down the code base during snapshots...

stray oyster
#

which mappings its gonna use if any

ancient bolt
#

yeah this is all stuff I thought a lot about when working on paper mcp

#

the amount of tooling I had to write (and still have left to go) is insane to make it work

heady spear
#

I'm kinda annoyed because md_5 said 1.16 broke multiverse but he refused to say how

stray oyster
#

I made spigot ontop of yarn mappings

ancient bolt
#

not being based on spigot removes all of it

heady spear
#

I wanna know how to prepare hyperverse so it doesn't break immediately D:

#

I think the major difference is how you deal with contributions

stray oyster
#

I shouldnt have done that

ancient bolt
#

I'm not sure how we would handle spigot patches, perhaps just rewrite them to be srg compatible or something and leave them be

stray oyster
ancient bolt
#

and craftbukkit patches are something too

heady spear
#

I bet a lot of people would be happy to make plugins for the paper API tbh

stray oyster
#

I did a dirty dynamic patch converter for that

#

but like its not viable long term

ancient bolt
#

i already have source code remapping working in the 99% case

stray oyster
#

the spigot compile progress gives me chills

ancient bolt
#

the issue is it has to be 100% and that last 1% is a bitch

vernal moth
#

Well, if we break up, ideally spigot and paper patches would merge

stray oyster
#

^^^^^^

heady spear
#

Right, could you just ship the entirety of the API?

vernal moth
#

To remove one layer

heady spear
#

that's not covered by the whole dmca fiasco, right?

ancient bolt
#

@vernal moth well they have to go somewhere

stray oyster
#

if we implement it as Paper* Instead of Craft* we could use mixins and not ever decompile source on compile

ancient bolt
#

I guess we could have 600 paper patches or whatever

heady spear
#

Mixins are a pita

vernal moth
#

Yeah they would need to be transferred to whatever mappings paper uses them

ancient bolt
#

rewriting hundreds of patches as mixins is a cool idea but it's also oof

stray oyster
#

ever heared of Fukkit? theyre doing that on Fabric

#

I put that together

#

the name isnt related

#

I found that out later

heady spear
#

do y'all think the mojang mapping mess will be resolved by then?

stray oyster
#

... nope

ancient bolt
#

I'll come back to papermcp once I get my other 2 things first in a state I can leave them

heady spear
#

I wanna use their mappings 😦

quasi valley
#

Doesn’t depend on what we think but what their lawyers think

#

😂

stray oyster
#

big brain thonk

heady spear
#

Right but Swedish lawyers can be bribed with a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun

stray oyster
quasi valley
#

But yeah I want to use them too :(

#

doing Via updates has become so awfully easy with applying moj mappings and scanning threw new source

heady spear
#

I'd miss using RegistryMaterials.a() tho

stray oyster
#

I want to live in a world where MC servers have one universal mod and plugin loader and anyone can just specify what API and Mappings their addons should use

heady spear
#

I don't

#

sounds horrible

quasi valley
#

sounds like Spigot all over again

stray oyster
#

thats why I said it

heady spear
#

I wanna live in a world where all these dumb mod loaders go die in a hole and everyone just uses vanilla and craftbukkit

void void
#

no

stray oyster
#

no

heady spear
#

yes

void void
#

city stop being nasty

heady spear
#

my life would be a lot better

#

Or better yet, we all move over to Bedrock.

#

No modding and everyone has to use NukkitX

#

ye that works

void void
#

stop being selfish, you're hurting my feelings

#

😞

stray oyster
#

bUt I uSe MiNeT

void void
#

minet is the best name ever

stray oyster
#

bEdRoCk iS gReAt

heady spear
#

god I logged onto a minetest server

#

we should all invest in that shit

void void
#

if you know russian even a little bit, that is

heady spear
#

it's the future

void void
heady spear
#

yes, I got yelled at in russian for walking on someone's block

#

I had to apologize and then run away

#

But also who the fuck designed the bedrock client?

#

it's awful

#

it's so bad

void void
#

it is what it is

heady spear
#

90% is just the marketplace

#

it feels like they designed it around the marketplace, then right before launch they were like "o damn we forgot to make it so u can play and shit"

void void
#

yeah first thing you see after opening is

#

m a r k e t p l a c e

#

"buy meh skins"

#

"buy shitty maps"

heady spear
#

the idea of the marketplace is cool

#

but it's overwhelming

void void
#

yes

heady spear
#

Some of the content is nice, but it's content that would 100% be free on JE

void void
#

also i'm required to log in with xbox to even play on my own local server????

heady spear
#

idk I'd much rather see JE + Console interop

#

windows 10 edition was bad idea

vernal moth
#

Everybody should just use mojang mappings

#
  • runs *
void void
#

okay maybe that sorta makes sense coz now i recall pe servers using xbox for auth fully

vernal moth
#

Win10 edition was basically free to create tho

heady spear
#

if you had a JE account, yes, but then they failed to get the community to move over because obviously

#

all of what makes JE great is basically impossible in bedrock

void void
#

BE has full 24bit color support in maps

#

could display city's nudes in full quality

heady spear
#

but now people have access to shitty minigames in bedrock with partnered servers =)))

vernal moth
#

BE never was meant to replace JE

heady spear
#

I don't understand how we could get rgb chat before an extended map color palette

vernal moth
#

BE was just a way to reach new plattforms

heady spear
#

but how it is rn is just super awkward

#

the bloody game has two concurrent PC versions

#

like what the actual fuck

#

but it makes sense because bedrock keeps bringing in new money, for JE they have to rely on realms (lol) and new sales

vernal moth
#

Don't joke about realms

#

They have their usecases

#

And it works for them

heady spear
#

I think they could be a lot more than what they are

#

they're disappointing

vernal moth
#

Use the feedback site then

heady spear
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I've used realms in the past to host a survival server for a couple of friends, it was great. The "lol" was mostly about realms in JE vs the entire monetisation platform in BE

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Kinda feels like JE keeps getting neglected. Ye new content is cool, but BE gets their server partnerships and Nvidia collaborations and marketplace and what have you

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and it's frustrating because there's no real way to bridge the communities atm, or to target both of them

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Geyser is cool and it'll probably end up doing a good job at that, but it doesn't change the fact that Minecraft is still split into two versions and that'll always be awkward af.

calm mica
green turret
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What are we looking at?

vestal jasper
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you

green turret
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In that case, I think it's beautiful

vernal moth
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Tbh, Nvidia uses this whole rtx thing just as marketing

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They don't give a shit about the game, and that's why the result looks so shitty

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They just want that rtx sticker on the Minecraft game and sponsor a few YouTubers to play it

ancient bolt
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idk man I'm happy that when I buy a 2080 ti I'll finally be able to play minecraft

jovial lark
ashen cliff
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9900k on Hetzner:
Performance governor makes you hit 4.8Ghz more often then powersave.
That shouldn't surprise me, but now the CPU is on fire for more time... yet still boost higher.
Very cool.