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shit most of our appointments are cancelled even court
well mine isn't until 23rh April
@woven otter I do
I have a channel in my discord guild :P
ded channel tho
court isnt til the 27th but with courts all closed until further notice there isnt anything we can do about it
Guys does dynmap influence performance significantly?
using dynmap is like tying a concrete block to your foot while swimming in a shark infested ocean
but i use dynmap
Yea, but you also use billy
you need a few more concrete blocks
shhhh cat.. noone needs to know that
what pants

ded just wishes he had pants
im just sayin.. who actually wears pants if they aint leaving their house?
i wear shorts at least
im also wearing shorts rn
I wear socks
why do we call shorts shorts but not call pants longs
I'm naked almost the entire time I'm at home
wow
o_o
nossr you dont count
thats a visual i did not want
visualize it baby
hope you sweat away your seats

i cant go naked unless noone is home.. we have 2 teenagers
slaps wiz
i'd kick you but i don't want to deal with changing your nick again
you think i would tell anyone if i was naked
not even billy
o wait you changed it back anyway
idk what you are talking about
nickname defaults to discord name
i changed it back the other day so my players can ping me via my server
kinda hard to ping @!ʇsʎɹႡɔ if they dont know how i flipped it
13:37 *** MiniDigger is now known as Everyone
13:37 <Everyone> hello
whistles insuspiciously
wow paper is becoming nsfw
fucking westworld
what did this dude think would happen when he hands a synth its own control panel
of course it's gonna fucking overload
no spoilers you cuck
that's hardly a spoiler
wtf is plex
media server
imagine thinking billy's server name is special

pl3x has been around longer than plex
doubtful
plex is ❤️
pl3x has been a thing since like 2001 plex is a new thing that comcast promotes
thats the only place ive ever seen it tbh
comcast does not like plex, it puts media in consumer control
and if pl3x has been around since 2001 then yea sure, plex the media server was founded in 2008
but it's <3
popcorn time ❤️
to watch rick and morty
pl3x hasnt always been mc related
KennyTV you want westworld on plex?
am in overwatch, gimme a few minutes
:(
steals simples access for kenny
Ill just hack ded
why me 
cuz u ded
ur dead
i should probably go get dressed. i have to take my son to work
ok go
clothes are optional
watch out, he might be into it
probably is
kinky
you are?
yes
no way
yes way
pics or it didnt happen
ok
wait simple how old are you
old man simple
this was how i had them do the bed https://i.imgur.com/eVee1gJ.jpg
ew
Small bed
wait you didnt ask yourself????? lame!!
gg
i did? lol
grats zimple
this isn't news lol
this was how i had them do the bed
@void void
Listen here you lil shit
If I wanna congratulate him I’m gonna
Life is miserable
lol
thanks bb
Take what joy you can
Z just go back to sleep!


z is miserable
z im probably old enough to be your mom
cuz he doesn't have a cute azn gf
im trying to find a thing i can use to blur my fiance's face and ill show the engagement dinner
nah im not 50
only 50?
In dog years
ur a dog

i still have a ways to go before im 50
jfc have to open up photoshop for this
lol
Use ms paint and draw on the face with the brush tool bruh
just put a square over her face
Boomers smh
boomers and their lack of knowledge about technology smh
blurring out the faces is for gen-z
I can't hear you over my dank vape cloud sorry
i remember someone blurring out names on a fb pic with black marker 
just smoke already.. vape gonna kill you faster
fyi its still transparent
oh im not depraved...
who gonna kill your lungs first? vape or corona? bets are now open
my lung.. neither..

what happend to the other one?
how romantic

thx
bad posture tho
that is pretty ill admit that
i have horrible posture
lol, thats not as big of a deal outside of murica
its not that big of a deal in texas
we already know texans have no sense of manners
It's not a big deal in America either lol
i actually am well mannered


Remember Harry? this is him now. Feel old yet?
Who
harry potter u dum dum
Who dat
i heard that thing was terribad
nice
ima watch the new doolittle
with iron man dude
Robert downey jr or whatever his name is
its actually really easy
? lol
what are you trying to increment??
?? that's so fucking easy what are you talking about
what are you trying
🥄
less than 50 chars
yikes
you can't do an update clause just wait till you have to join tables
you'll lose your mind
lol
uh, yes
join records from one another
well, no
merge two tables into a single resultset
based on some criteria
and even that is still basic sql
you were talking about it like 2 weeks ago
so thats a lie
fucking yikes
I just cheat and use datagrip 👼
update table set id = id + 1
I can write create table statements, etc; Not done it in a while but doing it now for a project, but you can create the table in many tools and they'll give you the DDL for it
think it's called DDL
🤷♂️
ah
idk close enough
:^)
it's also called dql, dml, etc
dql = data query lang, dml = data manipulation lang...both subsets of ddl
Ding dong long?
Hey cat I slipped in your dm again.. lol
does he generate chunks on his GPU too?
do you need booty pics?

oof westworld getting L I T
basically some time ago he said something about math skills and abstraction skills wanted to ask him about that
just ask google
gae
yes gae city
A.h shit here we go again
Lmao
oh sorry I thought I was supposed to do discord welcome thing
i mean we see duck every day it kinda BORING can we kick him to get some nice cool message when he join? run
A.wesome
also donate on onlyfans not because i'm an ethot but because i'm a model and that is art
i love you too kashike
holy shit
i just reached a debt settlement with this debt collector who sounded like he wanted to die, but i was nice to him
so i think he gave me a break
:O
wtf did you buy a space ship or something
nope
macbook pro, vr headset, a phone...
it adds up
anyway debt was 2133...and i called and was like
"i have a 656 tax return on the way, ill send it to you in full...and then in may i can start a monthly repayment plan, does that work for you?"
and this fucker goes
"yea. ill take off $853.07, total bill will be $1279.93 after you send us 656, you owe 623.93...when can you pay us the rest?"
im like ill take care of it in may o.o
he's like "sounds like a plan, thanks bud have a good day."

fucking impossibru af, but wow
Debt collectors are there to make money from someone who doesn’t want to pay, if you give them anything they are happy
dont spend money you dont have
my balance is exactly 0.00 euro rn
do i spend anything? no i dont cuz my mom would whoop my ass

thank you for your input
i realize it was a mistake
that's why im handling it
you fuck
but i guarantee you, i will never go into credit card debt again. student loan...MAYBE...but never credit card debt again
its 5pm shut up
lmao the fuck
lmfao
wtf are UK vibes
like, the way people talk and stuff
like with me for example, i give off high intellect vibes
lmfao
canada, usa, usa
in that order?
no
is zimple zetarded?
lmao
in order
kash is uk
kash is a canook
i'm from mars
probably
wiz is def not from us
wiz is not from the us originally but i know what state he lives in
do you now?

np
for soem reason b143 kills the console with "failed to connect to mysql" errors
idk what b143 is but...fix your mysql connection then
also #paper-help for help questions, this is the off topic channel
I erm, thought that was all of them?
.kill cat
stuffs some TNT up cat's ass and waits for it to go off.
I did but no one answered, people seemed more active here, oh well
The shall practice patience
yeah after about 4 days of waiting i gave up
lights said tnt on fire and runs away
Well either your plugin is fucked or your db connection is
If they're not using a connection pool it might just close itself after x amount of idle time
so no one can uuid spoof when im making a cracked server with waterfall and paperspigot
@void void [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
Cracked server


Change name = change uuid on crack lol
True lol
Reminder for simpleauthority: remind me to remind the fucking retard to do the pr
Hi everybody,
Does someone knows some good world generators for multiverse and up to date ?
https://tinyurl.com/vlfck8j totally not a Rick roll
God damn it, memorizing the ph and yt link wont help here
books
Whats a good free anticheat?
been tryna work on this thing all week but my brains been bonked bar a few hours here and there
Fiiinally getting to the end of it
.kill cat
goes bowling with cat's bloody disembodied head.
u see picard?
not yet
I'm really considering getting a valve index for HL: A
HL: A is amazing. It's a full fledged horror game though, so play at your own risk. The valve index is amazing in its own right.
The index controllers are a definite plus. You could play just find without them, but some of the mechanics just wouldn't be as fun.
or to myself even
whats the diff (besides obvious design) between the valve index controllers and just like the vive or oculus hand controllers
what obvious benefit in game is there
VR is ok for me, but it gets old...fast
Index controllers can track individual fingers, as well as grip strength.
^
hmm interesting
they hold on to your hand to allow letting go
my oculus controller can track index finger
but not all fingers
they hold on to your hand to allow letting go
wut?
how?
Take HL: A. You can pick up an aluminum can and hold it, or you can squeeze and crush it.
a strap
can you fully open your hand?
Yeah, your hand goes through the ring on the outside of the controller
I mean, idk. Maybe I'm not understanding what you mean by strap on the index controllers
you don't have to hold on to them, they hold on to you
I see
It has a strap that goes over the back of your wrist to hold it on. You can open your hand all the way, and it won't drop.
doesn't look like you can do that with this
Like this for example: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcR9HbVARIMEsz6UCTjfOWpFWeTwOkws3iYwT5TJcpdr11KrTDlz
You couldn't let go in that position, but if you put your fingers through the ring you can.
oh
lol
but in all honesty ill probably wait till it devalues a bit
well hopefully competitors will follow thru
i wanna sell my rift tho, i have the original version and the new ones they've released make me jelly
like the cordless shit
plz
or the tracker less
yeah
i have to hang my trackers on the wall still and run cables
which...yikes
that's the main reason i dont have it set up atm
its a bitch
anyway time for westworld
Good Morning, does a more detailed logging in papermc affect the performance?
probably not
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that fucking title
Thanks for your answer, where can I find the debuglevel setting?
Maybe there is a difference in I/O performance with SSDs and HDDs
hey ive got a more general MC question
is there any way i can increase the hostile mob cap/modify it in a way that my mob farm rates dont tank when other players are online
im sure they do this for big servers, there has to be a way right]
Is that a setting for paper,
yes
Also why wouldn't I use per player, that seems like it would Fix my problem
just changed it from false to true, going to reboot se what hap[pens
per player will give consistent mobs per player
mob rates shouldn't really die for individual farms no matter how many players are online
when people were on the amount of mobs spawning in my spawner plummeted
yep that fixed my problem
@void void thanks
dont thank me i told you to do the opposite
i had no idea that setting existed lmao
oh you set per player to true
god damn it simple
sometimes the solutions to your problems really are that simple lol
also another simple question, how can i kill these pesky witches in my mob farm
they always clog shit up
Kill command :^)
Hey, need some help with an exam question (Don't worry, they said all help was allowed)
https://i.gyazo.com/54a2afe866b6513f16041e6ff20a37f1.png
how much ram do i need for a paer server
Too many variables to give a good answer.
more than 1
city are you alive
irc never forgets
Lmaoooo
eh
not like i sent dic pics, just nice looking shader pics
optifine preview with shaders just got out
This video legit never gets old
that's actually good haha
Death by poison fruit.
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I definitely think the skyrim one is funnier just because it's unexpected and just keeps going
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Mines are even lower, animals 5 and monsters 20.
I will try, thank you so much for your answer.
my chat plugin be done, no more venturechat :3
I wonder if it's worth uploading it to spigot lol
can't go wrong with uploading the source at least 👀
GitHub for the win. :P
I make most of my plugins open source, this is no exception :]
Nah, I just needed channels and formatting. Everything else is way outside the scope of a chat plugin imo lol
I might add persistent channel memberships, not sure tho 🤷♂️ Depends on if people want it lol
well, I get why venturechat has sql
logging all chat messages can be really helpful
Ye. If we need it for hegemony I'll add chat logging to the plugin as well
I mean it's not hard to do it right lol, they just happened to do it... very wrong
like, might as well just log before you actually need it
and then have tons of data if you need it
ye I'm just lazy
k I added github issues for chat logging, now I have to do it
o right, shameless plug too: https://github.com/Sauilitired/IncendoChat






no bungee support
I have absolutely no need for bungee support. Why would I want 1000 players to be able to join the same channel? .-.
implying only 1000 player servers run bungeecord
I made this plugin for me, and released the source. I don't add features that other may like, unless they're suggested to me lol
if I needed bungee support, I'd add bungee support
basically what hes saying
PR or shut up
😂
it just sounded like it would be an alternative to deluxechat ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I needed a plugin to add chat channels to my server, venturechat seems to be the only real alternative and... just no, so
Honestly, my main reason for releasing the source is that I actually put some effort into the code. Whenever I work on closed source shit, the quality is just shit.
bruh I just looked up deluxechat, now I want to add bungeecord support and compete with that shit lol
clip sux >:(((
loved that
pretty sure it's still around
we moved away from it ages ago when bungeecord started being a thing and herochat didn't add support for it fast enough xD
but our chat plugin is pretty much designed after herochat
I hope not
Then I will have to port it
I should probably modify the help menu and shit but ACF has pretty messsages already
I love dark red that you can't read
You should've used configurate
yes all the dependencies
Yes
I had use text because kash made it so it's hot
City you know when you told something about people understanding abstraction and math right?
yes
What are your sources
when I had to read 5 papers on abstraction and math eduction
I have some of them saved I think, lemme check
enjoy lol
Lol I'm on this server and they don't enable /home /spawn cos it facilitates "cheating" and any server doing so is cheating

imagine /home is "cheating"
then if mod/admin tp to player that also cheating 
He got Minecraft like 2 weeks ago this kid

Picard was good I think
eh
MC doesn't let you teleport around at will either
moderation is obviously beside the point here
nice strawman
kk I've almost added chat logging and channel persistence, I just need to check whether it actually works
might add bungee support some other time if I feel like it and the planets align
does every player have the same TPS
yes?
On a server players don't have a traditional TPS count, the server has a TPS count and the client mainly just acts on user input and received packets. On singleplayer an internal server is used of which the TPS will vary from player to player.
you're asking about BSD in general or FreeBSD?
which?
i mentioned freebsd before but ok
The old joke goes that you know when someone is a FreeBSD developer because they have a MacBook running macOS, and not the OS they work on
In that perspective, OpenBSD does a lot better. They eat their own dogfood!
Because i can't use CentOS 7
you can
and even then
you can just download the paper 1.12.2 builds from the website
Wtf
and guess what
it tells you exactly what to do
don't build as root
clone the repository
don't download the repository, clone it
and if you're building this purely for a paper 1.12.2 jar without modifications
you can download it staight off of the papermc website
reading hard
Anyone here that could help me analyze timings report... my server is having some major lag issues which i am not understanding... :S
Watch the video tutorial
https://youtu.be/Ddo7vRiww4g this dude is pretty insane
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doing it in pterodactyl is
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and also building 1.12
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Lol
Makes plugin for 1.15
spigot rart: REEE THE PLOOGIN NO WORK FOR 1.8
lol

@merry talon just a quick calc done in google with values from something
just needed to remember what it was if i closed the tab
i was meaning the command itself
You die.
But I am immortal
no, you're ded
I really need to finish this Korobi backend rewrite one day...
so much horrible fucking code
story of my life
RoboMWM, if you're alive, i've finished the addon for PrettySimpleShop 👀
does he pay you?
why would he?
its just an addon i made for his plugin that i felt was lacking
but not really required by the default plugin
it indexes all shops and allows you to browse through them in a gui and teleport to the location to buy from them
it also exposed a bug in stefs IF lul

Fun fact: Using the GPU for world gen is slow due to PCIe bandwidth.
If you could generate the whole chunk without too much external data, perhaps.
run
not this again

u w0t m8

hackerman
also this made me laugh
shit thats my plugin
no i dont
was about to say
non secured bungee setups
I like securing bungee servers with norton antivirus 2004 edition
advancedbans is pretty crap yea
:^)
not like there's any diff between rcs and ga
General availability ig?
ye
i assumed that was what he meant by "11 days late"
since 11 days ago (well, 10 + eu tz) was the ga release
what a pointless discussion xD
indeed
Bot dont have right only left
but in the end it doesnt even matter
ohno a bot
which version of java is the most recommended right now?
i think 11 it also lts
alrighty, i'll get that when i do a clean install
good god westworld
just finished season 1
jfc
every episode is like a goddamn fucking rollercoaster
i have whiplash and have gone terminal
@waxen panther henlo uwu
@void void henlo 
Reminder for Spottedleaf: do the pr next year you fucking retard
interesting
is still march u fool
he gotta have time to write it
o/
hihi
Hello!
pets electroniccat
due to social distancing you're no longer allowed to pet cat
Too bad
can cats get covid?

do you really want to risk it
Nice link
storing data in URL's ¯_(ツ)_/¯
lol mcdev didn't exactly grow like paper did https://github-stars.socode.pro/?stack=4b31c088-33bf-75fa-a9d6-0788422a6f9b&repos=PaperMC%2FPaper%2Cminecraft-dev%2FMinecraftDev
github repo's star growth chart
It doesn't update on mobile
It's still the old one hah
"open in browser" still opens in discord
Very nice
is there a server config option that allows the night to be skipped when only 1 person sleeps?
any1 seen a brewing stand resource pack that colors the potions according to the potions being brewed?
kai u need a plugin for that
ok oof
Zoomer
oki doki boomer
u gaiz r fuckin weird
shut up weeb
wow
My dishwasher sounds like it's hitting a bong.
Oh wait, that's just my mom hitting a bong.
Yikes people are going crazy outside lol
Walked outside, got a plastic cup of beer thrown at me, and then watched someone rob a 7-Eleven
I was just walking to a post box lol, not even a big walk
thats what you get for breaking quarantine /s
Legally had to lol 😛
Australia has a mandatory election today
Well, Queensland does
Yeah, which makes sense - a lot of possible voters won't turn up out of fear of a pandemic
damn
I know a lot of people who are just copping the $133.45 fine for not voting today
F
you get fined? lmao, here im pretty sure the politicians hope ppl dont show up because they know who will and who won't and from that can pretty much have guaranteed results
Voting is mandatory in Australia
like, atm, trump is almost guaranteed to be reelected because people wont FUCKING VOTE
It's a legal requirement for everyone over 18 to enroll and vote
We also have preferential voting 😛
over half the country doesnt vote (US).
literally.
half.
im getting heated just thinking about it
Yeahhhh oof
I follow US politics pretty heavily and a lot of the systems seem weird to me ngl
they are weird
but i do wonder how our country would be different today if we had 100% voter turnout.
i swear to god the national turnout is something like 58%
so that's not half, bit less but close.
Australia's political system is pretty bad purely due to the fact that all but 1 media outlet is owned by Rupert Murdoch
F
So I question whether it'd be better if we didn't have mandatory voting 😛
let's switch
7 of the last 8 elections the LNP have been in power, which is the /rough/ equivalent of the GOP in the US
we kinda go between both lol
it's been GOP GOP DEM DEM GOP
let's see if the pattern changes
Yeah, but that's because the US political system seems like a game of tug of war between two people who mess stuff up in different ways 😛
huh
i broke youtube
it's playing music without being on a video page
and no mini player
how do i change the typing mode in notepad++ from _ to | ?
im annoyed that i clicked a button on my keyboard and idk what it is 😂
did you bump insert or something
is that how np++ shows overwrite entry or something
insert mode
isnt insert mode the normal I bar?
tf is wrong with notepad++
this isn't plebian vim
why does it use a nonstandard cursor for the standard mode
it uses | for standard

The Insert key (often abbreviated Ins) is a key commonly found on computer keyboards.
It is primarily used to switch between the two text-entering modes on a personal computer (PC) or word processor:
overtype mode, in which the cursor, when typing, overwrites any text that is present in the current location; and
insert mode, where the cursor inserts a character at its current position, forcing all characters past it one position further.
insert is normal, overtype is ... overtype
wait a minute I'm retarded
I have the terminology the wrong way around
overtype is _
insert is |
ye that makes sense then, even for np++
np++ is a pretty fine editor not gonna lie
it's certainly not "how do I quit" vim
vim wont even tell me how to quit
then you got neovim and its just 
I think newer versions do if you dont open anything but idk
who just opens vim to the welcome screen
I have a second cat now. My older cat hates the newer cat. I was just playing with both at the same time.
an editor that requires me to spend ancient millennia to learn it is one hell of an editor I'm not using
me want type
me want now
they make nano for people like you
leaf, try ed
pats
ye
you'll love it I swear :)
I love nano
nano <3
leaf if you hate vim you'll hate ed even more
ye vim shows you if you just type vim instead of vim $path
so naturally no one ever sees it
because who opens vim like that
ed is serious cancer
atleastitsnotemacs.rar
I once used ed to edit sudo on arch for the memes
god damn I think I broke the file
bro I was using an old CP/M machine and all it had was ed I seriously wanted to fucking neck myself
and that's one file you don't want to break
"how do I use this literal dinosaur it's like they designed it as unintuitively as possible"
"ok press these random sequences of characters to be able to type"
"ok now press this 15 key shortcut to save"
one of these days you'll just hook your brain up to the machine via usb 239.94
literally gave up and just force exited ed
lol
I dont remember how to exit ed offhand either
its been years
vim is da wae
literally CP/M machine, it's from the 70s.
old OS
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i thought zic was fucking talking about erectile disfunction
and real boomers do know how to use that, so it made sense

wat
Erectile Disfunction -> ED
^
if I was on IRC I'd bring out the colours
"here, lemme bring out my crayons"
damn shame discord still doesn't have text colour
in other news I have an 8 inch floppy drive sitting next to my desk that I need to repair
just buy a new one
floppy
2020
if you mean buy another one
are you sure
probably does on ebay somewhere
.g new floppy drives
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not sure how much writing youd be able to do to that bad boy anymore
but its probably out there, somewhere, likely in a nuclear silo
The family of 8-inch disks and drives increased over time and later versions could store up to 1.2 MB;
I should write an interface for 8 and 5.25 floppy drives and modern computers
afaik they use controllers that have to be slotted in
and usb controllers don't exist for them since the computer itself controls them







's know how to use it