#general

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limber knotBOT
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if you need legal advice, talk to a lawyer

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most of the time, its private vs business

void void
olive garden
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Hello Viper

fallen jungle
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Hello Trigary

olive garden
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Hello mr. printer

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.wikipedia.org/ -- Wikipedia: "Wikipedia is a free online encyclopedia, created and edited by volunteers around the world and hosted by the Wikimedia Foundation."

void void
abstract topaz
cunning badge
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Today I learned that scoreboards, teams and objectives are persistent

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They used not to be ThinkConfused

golden gust
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if you use the main scoreboard, yes

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if you use a bukkit scoreboard, no

cunning badge
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Since when is the main scoreboard persistent?

limber knotBOT
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It's been like that forever

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It's the vanilla scoreboard you interact with commands and stuff

cunning badge
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I know

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I was debugging why registering an objective was throwing an already exists error

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and noticed that stuff is saved in scoreboards.dat

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Didnt remember that tho

golden gust
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old holdback really is netty due to the natives

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disabling native transport or running on a platform that natives aren't bundled for = win

pearl ibex
worn ember
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banned

pearl ibex
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it would be a nightmare

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Lmao.

worn ember
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lets run 1.2.5 servers, those were fast

olive garden
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1.7.10

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fight me

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pretty sure most of the performance issues don't affect any minigame servers

worn ember
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i think either the zombie apocalypse has begun or half the town is on fire, i hear firetrucks passing by non stop lmao

olive garden
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the most common timings issue is entities

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minigames tend to not have many mobs

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if you run out of RAM, you basically just suck lol

worn ember
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i think u just bad dab

outer sapphire
frozen jacinth
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worldborder /wb fill and /wb trim works on 1.15 right?

void void
worn ember
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.try

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ah not a thing still ;n;

latent valve
void void
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what was that

calm rampart
void void
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what program could I use to edit a minecraft map? mcedit crashes on my laptop.

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Hoping to replace all ore in a 5000x5000 range with their block equivalent

latent valve
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worldedit runaway

void void
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i am currently using that

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of course without async the server crashes

latent valve
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async worldedit just bad

void void
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?

latent valve
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FAWE Fast Async World Error

limber knotBOT
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there goes the 99& sla 😂

heady spear
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Today I got tired by waking up

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Also it hurts when I exist

latent valve
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Cough cough

heady spear
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I don’t have a cough tho so I’m fine

ember elk
heady spear
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lol our government had another press conference

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To summarize:

  • We have a pandemic
  • Everyone is at risk
  • They're doing nothing but sending out pamphlets
  • People need to wash their hands
    Yup this was a good press conference
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sweden is prepared to be cucked by coronavirus

ebon needle
heady spear
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but we're getting pamphlets

static badge
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"prepare to be cucked, citizen"

golden gust
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My uni 2 hours ago has made the decision to stop all face-to-face teaching for the rest of this semester with immediate effect

static badge
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ripperoni in pepperoni

woven otter
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they will spread corona with pamphlets

limber knotBOT
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ger will also close its borders on monday

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the sweebs have accepted their fate I guess

sweet forge
bold widget
worn ember
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stupid sweebs

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its 5:30pm an acceptable time to start drinking?

olive garden
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why?

magic ice
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why?

latent valve
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It always acceptable to drink at anytime of the day

woven otter
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why?

limber knotBOT
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¿ʎɥʍ

ruby mason
nimble egret
worn ember
west swallow
heady spear
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oh noes apparently I have a lecture scheduled tomorrow

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I thought I could like chill

quasi mist
crystal otter
crude bay
void void
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woah weeb hitler is back

mint loom
latent valve
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Whoa whoa

broken wadi
mossy kiln
heady spear
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Ugh I have this annoying cough

latent valve
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Ohhhh nooooo

spice finch
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last word?

latent valve
heady spear
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It’s just a förkylning

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Steffe said there’s no allmän smittspridning in Sweden

latent valve
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kekwhyper where those 1k ppl?

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Those just "number"?

heady spear
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I mean there are like 200 people that they’ve no idea where they got it from

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They must have gotten it via quantum entanglement

woven otter
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oh no cityweeb has corona

white glacier
shell vine
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someone goes on trip to china, comes back home, touches store checkout pad, boom

worn ember
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zombie mutation strain when

heady spear
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We have contactless payments here and grocery store baskets are cleaned in superheated steam

worn ember
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ok boomer

heady spear
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Because we live in the future

worn ember
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yeah must be magic infecting people then

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mr future

heady spear
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All our cases have been infected in Italy

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All 900-10000 of them

worn ember
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this is why i dont have conversations with you

celest coyote
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Everyone's grandparents dying in italy

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Can we get an F in the chat

limber knotBOT
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kek

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thats one way to solve the issue, lol

shell vine
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thats fucked

gleaming rivet
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could Disk I/O have a big impact on tps?

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we are talking normal SSD speeds

willow wraith
latent valve
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italy doing a boomer nuker

gleaming rivet
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yikes italy is fucked

limber knotBOT
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then there's places like Iran where people are either on wanted by the gov or don't have the money to go to hospitals and just straight up fall down in the streets thonk

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the good ol religious fucks not wanting to lock down places because "praying to god, together, will solve their pain"

zealous knot
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RIP italy

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btw i heard the pope got the virus is that true?

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cant be fucked to google because i don't care that much

shell vine
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.google pope corona

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2020-03/pope-francis-prayer-our-lady-protection-coronavirus.html -- Covid-19: Pope offers prayer to Virgin Mary for protection...: "4 days ago ... Pope Francis composes a prayer to Our Lady, Health of the Sick, to implore her protection during the Covid-19 coronavirus pandemic. By..."

Pope Francis composes a prayer to Our Lady, Health of the Sick, to implore her protection during the Covid-19 coronavirus pandemic.

worn ember
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i mean, they're pretty much dead already anyway

zealous knot
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how did italy get worse than fucking china though

limber knotBOT
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I read that as "offers prayers to virgins" lmao

worn ember
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cuz they didnt expect it to spread so fast

olive garden
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have you heard of this great thing called communism?

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I mean like when shit hits the fan and you only have so many beds/doctors

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someone gets the bed

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and someone dies

shell vine
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why not bring ur own bed Pepega

worn ember
zealous knot
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does italy just suck at isolation? because the shit had to spread somehow

worn ember
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it happend before they could taken measures as they were the first to get hit after china

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hence why everyone (except sweden) is closing everything down in europe to prevent shit like that from happening

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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jumps out of the window

merry talon
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could Disk I/O have a big impact on tps?

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yes

heavy jetty
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Worldedit, AsyncWorldEdit, or FastAsyncWorldEdit?

limber knotBOT
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just stick to we

scarlet crow
heavy jetty
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in my experience worldedit can cause big lag spikes and crashes

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then again that was from 1.14, not sure if they fixed that

limber knotBOT
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fawe can cause far worse things than lag

heavy jetty
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oh

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what about awe?

limber knotBOT
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not sure, never used it. but I think it's less bork than fawe?

shell vine
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yea its fine

heavy jetty
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I think so. I used fawe on 1.12 and awe on 1.15. Awe hasn't given me any problems yet it's just slow

shell vine
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just does it in chunks

heavy jetty
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👍 thanks guys

obsidian musk
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Hey guys, does someone here know jquery?

cosmic raft
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$('no');

vestal jasper
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Imagine not using 4 web frameworks in tandem in 2020

zealous knot
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Imagine doing web dev like some kind of retard in 2020

worn ember
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closes phpstorm oh uh

wide chasm
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Quick, say that you wrote PHP for something non web dev related!

worn ember
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i wrote php to interface with the bukkit api to delete the mess of MD_5

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phew saved

round sleet
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is 512 Mb of memory enough to decently run a server for 2-4 people?

limber knotBOT
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not really

obsidian musk
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Imagine doing web dev like some kind of retard in 2020
@zealous knot hey that's basically me

limber knotBOT
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go for 2

obsidian musk
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I'm doing some learning project while quarantined and I'm stuck on something jquery related

golden gust
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They're...

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They're talking about closing the pubs...

void void
limber knotBOT
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:ooo

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horrendeous

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how could they

olive garden
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I think I know what I will do the whole next week

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schools are closed, we are supposed to learn from home through the wonders of technology

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gotta enjoy the pubs and liquor stores while they are open

limber knotBOT
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I have to write a 15 page paper without actually knowing the method to write it (which I should've learned this and next week) :aaa:

olive garden
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don't any of you dare to say that defeats the purpose of closing down schools

celest coyote
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I hate jquery

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I wish I could rip it out but some frameworks require it

pulsar wigeon
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why's that

celest coyote
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Because it hides npe on elements which don't exist in the dom

pulsar wigeon
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...that's it?

celest coyote
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Well that's my main gripe with it yes

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It's also slow af

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hiding exceptions PepeLaugh

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what are we, completablefuture? PepeLaugh

static badge
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no

cosmic raft
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yes

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it works too

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outputs Hello, world!

limber knotBOT
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s/!/UwU

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <09k​as​hi​ke​> outputs Hello, worldUwU

cosmic raft
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the stack trace is beautiful too

brazen pebble
static badge
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gives me fucking cancer is what it does

limber knotBOT
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I've seen worse

woven otter
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What is that cancer

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Wow my nickname is actually lit on mobile. Thanks wiz

gray thistle
lament patio
ancient bolt
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what the fuck is that shit

thick oyster
worn ember
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its lit on mobile and shit on pc

woven otter
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yes

pulsar wigeon
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ur welcome

cosmic raft
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jesus

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people and their names of files

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C:\Users\Heather M\Desktop\For Aura Simplified Scene Skeleton Joint Name Update and End Points Match Matrices 2.1.mb

austere ivy
woven otter
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what is that file kash

austere ivy
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Downloading it now, thanks for giving me the permalinked ip hash file directory, kash >:)

static badge
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that is just standard reddit honestly

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dumb all the way down

austere ivy
void void
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kash

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what the fuck.

shell vine
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what if its an organized mess

toxic ember
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i keep all my clothes on a chair when i sleep

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and on a bed when i am awake

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does that count as organized phanatic?

shell vine
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i keep mine in a big pile

quasi valley
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When I’m awake I usually keep my clothes on my body

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Or at least some

remote garnet
cosmic raft
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@void void ?

void void
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im gonna kick your ass for that code you posted

cosmic raft
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that's old

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made it just for leaf

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to kill him

void void
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well it killed me

halcyon trail
neat flower
mighty wharf
void void
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Yes..."nice"

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That's what I thought, too

worn ember
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simp le

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theres no limit

void void
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DarkEyeDragon

limber knotBOT
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s/Dark/Simp

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <03s​im​pl​e> SimpEyeDragon

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s/EyeDragon/

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <03s​im​pl​e> Simp****

worn ember
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that makes no sense

void void
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It does

worn ember
void void
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I'm half gay

worn ember
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funny thing is

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i looked it up on a phone emlator

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cuz i'm edgy like that

void void
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Now that's gay

ember crag
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careful, you might cut yourself on that edge

worn ember
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its ok, they're rounded

void void
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I'm very disappointed in you

worn ember
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bruh icba to load up PS for this

ember crag
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@still smelt Classic includes everything except for boosts, and has a 50mb upload limit instead of 100mb, and 1080p60 live streaming instead of source (if 4k or 8k is your thing)

worn ember
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but do you have neofetch on windows?

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then you failed life

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get back in line

upper flicker
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neofetch does work on windows yes

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idk what youre doing running it there

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but people will be people

worn ember
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#share-your-pc i posted it there xD idk i just wanted to see what the logo looked like

pulsar wigeon
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dat wrap

void void
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.kill TheViperShow

worn ember
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thats a big yikes

limber knotBOT
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shoves TheViperShow into a microwave and waits until they pop.

upper flicker
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just casually has a duck on his keyboard

ember crag
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someone tag DUK

worn ember
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but wiz will kick you

ember crag
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but wiz doesn't hate me

worn ember
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why dont people just write the config?

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xD

upper flicker
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someone tell duk

ember crag
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I don't...my grandma had ducks when they lived on the farm. They're more vicious than the chickens.

upper flicker
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he can finally have that father figure he always wanted

ember crag
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And they hold grudges too.

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They don't give up until they bite your ass.

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I've had dogs and cats personally.

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Still have cats.

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Too many.

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Want one?

toxic ember
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a playeron my server made this

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when i didnt let him pass the world border

ember crag
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lol

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is it at least a proper song?

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before soundcloud, we had garageband

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it was were I first heard of 10 Years

clever tartan
ember crag
worn ember
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i have a geese and a bunch of ducks

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geese are evil i tell ya

latent valve
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Ghost

worn ember
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its the toiletpaper man

ember crag
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Nah, just watching TV

void void
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mongodb's query language is pretty powerful

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is it though

ember crag
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I put the camera in there because my brother scared the shit out of us one night.

void void
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maybe it's a ghost

ember crag
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My mom brought him by to show him the house since he lives a few hours drive away.

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And he moved shit around in our garage.

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And she had the garage code.

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She forgot to tell us because she was sick.

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So I grabbed a prybar and checked the whole house, attic and all.

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And then I put the camera in the garage.

worn ember
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you got gnomed

ember crag
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is that the runescape one?

limber knotBOT
ember crag
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or something that I missed

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...definitely something that I missed

void void
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[
      {
          $match: {
              awards: {
                  $ne: null,
                  $in: [ /^Won \d+ Oscar(s?)/i ]
              }
          }
      },
      {
          $group: {
              _id: null,
              lowest_rating: {
                  $min: "$imdb.rating"
              },
              highest_rating: {
                  $max: "$imdb.rating"
              },
              average_rating: {
                  $avg: "$imdb.rating"
              },
              deviation: {
                  $stdDevSamp: "$imdb.rating"
              }
          }
      }
]

match all docs where awards field is present and has a pattern of "Won <int> Oscar(s)", then group all those fuckers and do some calculations on em :D am like mongo

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I mainly use relational DBs (SQL server, mysql, postgres, whatever)

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am learning NoSQL

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is not so bad

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already did the cluster management course

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relational is pretty easy

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i guess NoSQL is really just storing a fuckload of json

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except it gets compressed to bson

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(in mongo's case)

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that's the point

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it's a connection pool

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it opens them all and waits

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if you don't have a pool of open connections, you have to open the connection, wait for it to open and then do your query.

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which is pretty slow

ember crag
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Most of my php stuff involves opening one connection and using it for everything, then closing it at the end of the script.

void void
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yeeeaaaahhh

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php

ember crag
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Not quite as fast as keeping a pool of connections, but the next best thing.

void void
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you can actually use PDO to keep connections open

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in php

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try {
    $this->conn = new \PDO(
        sprintf(
            "mysql:host=%s;port=%s;dbname=%s",
            $hostname,
            $port,
            $database
        ),
        $username,
        $password,
        array(
            \PDO::ATTR_PERSISTENT => true
        )
    );

    $this->conn->setAttribute(\PDO::ATTR_ERRMODE, \PDO::ERRMODE_WARNING);
} catch (\Exception $ignored) {
    $this->conn = NULL;
}
ember crag
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So...to beer or not to beer?

void void
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observe

worn ember
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🅱️son

ember crag
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So how do you reference that connection in a query?

void void
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$stmt = $this->conn->prepare('QUERY')

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$stmt->execute()

worn ember
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PDO is pretty noice

ember crag
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makes sense, haven't messed with PDO

worn ember
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i like it a lot more than the sqli or whatever it is

void void
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The options array is what keeps it open:

array(
  \PDO::ATTR_PERSISTENT => true
)
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Not quite a pool, but faster than reopening it every time. It just stores the conn in memory

ember crag
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So basically it checks each time a script is run with PDO, and uses the persistent connection?

void void
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yea, when the new PDO is made, it just checks to see if it's already open and skips opening it

ember crag
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Cool.

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I'll have to keep that in mind for future projects.

void void
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Should be using PDO anyway really, as you should prepare your queries to prevent SQL injection

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i.e. instead of directly executing

"SELECT * FROM table_name WHERE column_name = ". $my_injected_value ." AND another_column = 'another_value'"

You're gonna prepare it like so

$stmt = $this->conn->prepare("SELECT * FROM table_name WHERE column_name = :my_injected_value AND another_column = 'another_value'");
$stmt->bindParam(':my_injected_value', $my_injected_value);
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That way, you don't end up with the Little Bobby Tables problem.

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I did dumass

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that's php code not straight sql

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yes, for php.

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lol

ember crag
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I always escape input, so injection is lower risk.

void void
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Human error exists

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Statement prep just makes it nil

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I'm not sure if you can wildcard drop tables

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Never tried it

ember crag
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brb, now I wanna try on a test db

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if I can remember which url I put phpmyadmin on

void void
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lul

ember crag
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mine is on my preproduction machine

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my preproduction machine is a $15 junk laptop with a busted screen and bad keyboard

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great...my phpmyadmin install is all screwy

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I probably broke it upgrading php

cosmic raft
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@void void aaaaaargh

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uppercase sql :(

void void
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yes

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as god intended

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you fucking heathen

ember crag
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OH

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I remember what happened

cosmic raft
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select * from table_name where column_name = :my_injected_value and another_column = 'another_value'
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much better

void void
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no, not much better

cosmic raft
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yes

ember crag
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I tried to cross grade from i386 to x86_64 and fuckered up my dependencies

void void
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absolutely not, especially not when your queries are hundreds or thousands of lines long

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believe me, i've been to that hell

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and i do not want to go back

cosmic raft
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update mcp.method f
    set mcp_name = m0.mcp_name
    from mcp.method m0
    where f.mcp_version_pid = 28
        and m0.mcp_version_pid = 25
        and f.mcp_name is null
        and m0.mcp_name is not null
        and m0.mcp_name not like '%func_%'
        and f.srg_name = m0.srg_name
        and f.srg_descriptor != m0.srg_descriptor
--         and f.srg_descriptor = m0.srg_descriptor
    returning f.mcp_version_pid, f.srg_name, f.mcp_name;
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^^

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so nice and clean

void void
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you disgust me.

ember crag
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I need to pull everything off, reinstall as x86_64 from the beginning, and put it back on

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but cba

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I guess no playing with mysql tonight

past tangle
worn ember
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socks

void void
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@ember crag i honest to god read that as "i guess no playing with myself tonight"

ember crag
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No comment

latent valve
pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck even is going on here

cosmic raft
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yes

worn ember
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👀

heady spear
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Half of Sweden is at this bloody gym

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It’s 5.20am people, y r u here

void void
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They gotta get Swole to fight the virus

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Duh

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Stop judging them bitch

heady spear
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I didn’t go here yesterday because I was barely alive, but I need that pull workout sooooo

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I just hate working out with people near me, they’re all super annoying. They like move and stuff

void void
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wow

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crazy

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how dare they complete sets

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sorry, supersets*

heady spear
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Supersets r for pussies

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EA has a the sims sale so when you’re in quarantine you can live an actual life via your sim

heady spear
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Wtf my uni updated their corona status, they still claim there’s no general risk for infection in Sweden

ember crag
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Lol

heady spear
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Meanwhile our government said that there’s an extremely high risk just yesterday

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Wtf is this shit

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Why is my uni trying to kill us

ember crag
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My state is closing schools after a short day tomorrow to assign work for the offtime. And they are also closing all dine in restaurants and bars effective midnight.

static badge
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do I even need to say it city

heady spear
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Also the student financing office said that if the schools shut down we will all immediately lose financing

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So I bloody hope the unis remain open, or ill be homeless in about two months

ember crag
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They aren't providing protection against eviction and utility shutoff?

heady spear
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Nah

ember crag
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Never expected to hear a US state offering better protection than a Eurozone nation.

heady spear
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It’s an incentive to keep the universities going

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Basically either keep them open or fuck up everyone’s lives

ember crag
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Or are they hoping for "herd immunity" like UK?

heady spear
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That’s the plan, although they refuse to admit it

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Our former state epidemiologist said it’s obvious that that’s what they’re going for

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And I guess she would know, considering she was in charge of the entire thing a couple of years ago lmao

ember crag
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If we followed the herd immunity plan here, we could easily expect 1 to 3 million deaths.

static badge
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ah just like sweden to not have the balls

heady spear
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We expect at least 600k will need hospital care

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We have around 22k intensive care slots

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So 578k people will just be left to die

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Yay Sweden!!!

ember crag
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Yeah, we don't have anywhere near enough. And they think converting entire facilities into COVID-19 wards is a good idea too.

heady spear
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Also the hospitals are already out of supplies and staff lmao

static badge
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sweden must really hate its boomer population

heady spear
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Like they’re buying face masks from construction companies

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Statistics from the Netherlands indicate that a good portion of people in intensive care are younger than 50

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This is not just a problem affecting the elders, it literally affects everyone lol

static badge
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yee haw

dusk drift
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But its death rate is 100x more in elders?

ember crag
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And the long term cardiac effects can be devestating at all ages.

heady spear
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Plus we have no evidence of long term immunity

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Which means herd immunity might be impossible, and the strategy is extremely risky

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Might as well dump all risk groups in the Atlantic

ember crag
#

We now have a confirmed case within 45 miles of my home.

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None in my county or city yet, but it's getting close.

heady spear
#

30 in my small ass town

dusk drift
#

Almost all the fucking UK cases are near me

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its MonkaChrist

heady spear
#

1000 reported cases in the country

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But they’ve stopped reporting 95% of the cases

ember crag
#

My town is about 8000 people, but I also work in the largest workplace in the county.

dusk drift
#

Are you still working?

heady spear
#

We’re most likely at about 10000 infections lol

dusk drift
#

No sign of leave?

ember crag
#

Unfortunately.

#

My job wouldn't be possible as a remote job either.

heady spear
#

Same shit here tho, people can’t just go home

#

We need money. We can’t give up on life, there has to be some end to this shit

ember crag
#

I have to keep the assembly lines running until the customer starts shutting down their production.

dusk drift
#

I know a few small businesses that are getting completely fucked over, people cancelling orders etc

heady spear
#

I feel bad for people in tourism and travel

ember crag
#

And even then, I'll probably be tasked with disinfecting the entire department if we do shut down.

heady spear
#

They’re not doing very well rn

#

My sister is a nurse at a retirement home, they’re so fucking understaffed

ember crag
#

I'm just glad I started saving for a car. I've got about 90 days of money put back.

heady spear
#

Imagine if people started staying home

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The entire situation is shitty, but people need to keep their futures secured. Mass unemployment takes ages to recover from, way longer than a virus.

ember crag
#

Maybe last longer than 90 days if I really cut costs.

heady spear
#

That’s also why all of our schools remain open, we can’t afford to have all parent stay home to take care of their children

ember crag
#

Of course, my house payment alone is $1030/mo

heady spear
#

Start making hand sanitizer

static badge
#

sell toilet paper

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ez money

heady spear
#

It sells for $50 a bottle here

#

Fortunately we have a paper manufacturer locally so at least we can wipe our asses

ember crag
#

Brb, ordering 50 gallon drum of aloe and a bunch of ethanol. And help me choose essential oils for scent.

heady spear
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Add some propan-1-ol

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Then it’s hospital grade shit

ember crag
#

Ethanol works just fine. And if you get it without bittering agent, you can drink it when you're in a bad mood.

heady spear
#

I’d use glycerin instead of aloe tho

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Probably a lot cheaper as well

ember crag
#

Aloe helps with drying from the solvent though

heady spear
#

So does glycerin

#

A lot of people are allergic to aloe

ember crag
#

Of course, proper hand washing is still more effective.

#

Shame that people are nasty motherfuckers.

heady spear
#

I recommend both. People don’t know how to wash their hands

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We legit spent two hours going through hand washing when I took my first aid/emergency health care class lol

void void
#

I am really disappointed in the Philippine's govt's response to covid-19 rn.

#

Severely

#

Their president is a sack of shit

ember crag
#

At my workplace, we have people who spit all over the urinals. I've left notes before.

heady spear
#

Do u want me to mail the president our healthcare pamphlets?

static badge
#

you guys think there's any COVID-19 R34 out there yet

void void
ember crag
#

Plsno

heady spear
#

The emergency council decided the best way to combat the virus was to send out pamphlets explaining how to wash your hands, and telling people not to cough at their grannies

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It only cost us $10 million

void void
#

Yeah, well get this fucking stupid bullshit.

ember crag
#

Ah swear to goad Steamfrost

static badge
#

there's gotta be something

void void
#

Duterte (philippine president) has decided that he is going to implement social distancing by limiting max people on bus to 23.

ember crag
#

Well I'm not gonna be the one to look

static badge
#

although it is a virus so

void void
#

He's also placed checkpoints to force people to have their temperatures taken

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As a result traffic is backed up for miles

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People are stuck in the streets

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It's the complete fucking opposite of what you're supposed to fucking do

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Because this goddamn fucking retard

heady spear
#

#coronavirus was training on gay pornhub

void void
#

Can't govern for shit

ember crag
#

You ask me to look up R34, I'll do it 90% of the time. But not this time.

heady spear
#

Just saying

static badge
#

well I don't hang around gay pornhub

heady spear
#

Me neither 😓

void void
ember crag
#

I did see a gif with a chick in a grocery store in a mask flashing.

void void
#

Thanks Duterte.

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You fucking POS.

static badge
#

if anything it's probably some buff guy saying "if u wanna touch muh dick wash ur hands"

heady spear
#

Rip the Philippines

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You’ll go down with us

static badge
void void
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They're stuck there by force, having their temperatures taken by presidential mandate.

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Before they can keep driving.

heady spear
#

At least he’s doing something

void void
#

Causing a fucking crowd.

heady spear
#

And not just pretending it’s fine

void void
#

No. He's not doing shit. He's just causing more problems.

static badge
#

you know what would solve this problem

heady spear
#

Idk I think I’d prefer that over “there no virus here lols just in all other countries”

static badge
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had we nuked china in ww2

heady spear
#

My sister is dead set on the virus being manufactured in the US

static badge
#

your sister is crazy

heady spear
#

She thinks some angry scientist in North America wanted to wipe out all elders

void void
#

Fucking yikes.

heady spear
#

And she also thinks her kids are immune

void void
#

Can you mercy kill her please.

static badge
#

PepeLaugh thinking literally it was made to nuke boomers

heady spear
#

And she works at a nursery home. She said she wouldn’t stay home because she wants to get paid

void void
#

Mfw sister is literally part of the problem :)

heady spear
#

So I wouldn’t be surprised if she ended up killing about 95 elderly people by coughing in their general direction

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O she’s immunocomprised because she got a gastric bypass because she was too lazy to diet properly

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I love her

void void
#

But I seriously have to criticize the philippine govt rn. Their answer to social distancing is that bullshit. Limit public transpo, but force temperature checkpoints.

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So people are on the street, stuck in forced crowds. It's really just something.

ember crag
#

Dammit Streamfrost...why have you done this to me?

static badge
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find anything

heady spear
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Yeah no that’s what happens when governments just act to appeal to the masses

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Without having any information on what to actually do

ember crag
#

58 results, not all relevant, but using the tag

void void
#

Are you guys doing folding@home

ember crag
#

I am

void void
#

Same

ember crag
#

My GTX970 rig is 24h on it.

static badge
#

what's that

void void
#

researching drug binding sites for covid

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crowd-sourced cpu time basically

ember crag
#

I'll put the RTX 2070 on it while I'm at work.

static badge
heady spear
#

O so I can actually get some use out of my 2080

worn ember
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Tf do they need my gpu for. Don't they have plenty themselves

heady spear
#

The most intensive thing I’ve used it for over the last year is rendering latex document

ember crag
#

Lol

void void
#

There is a lot of work to do dark.

worn ember
#

More like your latex gay porn videos

heady spear
#

I watch porn on my laptop tbh

worn ember
#

I don't remember asking

heady spear
#

I don’t remember caring

ember crag
#

I think most people do. Anyone who says they don't is most likely lying

worn ember
#

It's ok. You won't have to for much longer

#

Your end is near

ember crag
#

Even my gf. She denies it, but then there are giveaways.

heady spear
#

If shit goes bad I’ll just go to Russia

fallen glade
heady spear
#

Their healthcare system is better than ours atm lol

ember crag
#

My buddy has a bug out bunker if shit gets real.

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With enough food for 10 people for about 6 months.

worn ember
#

Still hoping this thing mutates

static badge
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it's not gonna mutate like it does in plague you fucking pepega

worn ember
#

It already mutated once

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I'm sure it will again

static badge
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mfw get infected twice

worn ember
#

Lmao

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It's far from over

dry thistle
void void
#

Yeah so where exactly did you get that screenshot

worn ember
#

Telegraph I think

void void
#

Interesting. WHO refutes it, but there a like 4 sites I can see that seem to want to talk about it.

#

I'm calling bullshit

worn ember
#

Hmm

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Might be fake

#

Who knows

fallen oracle
#

Hello

heady spear
#

most corona research is flaky at best

#

there hasn't been enough time to produce scientifically sound material just yet, and even less so for peer reviews, etc.

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also lol @ the people who r like "why does the vaccine take over a year??? We should have it now!!" like yes Susan, creating a vaccine just involves wishful thinking combined with some joyful movement. Now go wash your hands.

worn ember
#

Lmao

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I didn't expect anything else from the toilet paper buying maniacs

void void
#

folding@home will really help in the development of a vaccine

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i wont pitch it again but yea plz if you have a PC laying around, plz sign up ok thx

fleet pivot
#

points to what i see are useless

void void
#

??

fleet pivot
#

in that project

void void
#

are you talking about the points you earn being useless

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because if so, go put on the dunce cap

ember crag
#

Points are for bragging rights really. Nothing more.

fleet pivot
#

looking through the faq and stuff all it seems to be is just worthless

heady spear
#

But what does it to for me???? y would I help anyone else wtf

void void
#

looking for protein binding sites is useless, huh?

#

how the fuck exactly so you think vaccines or drugs in general work

ember crag
#

The point is you're donating compute cycles to medical research.

fleet pivot
#

im not saying that but why add something like points if they dont do anything other than exist

void void
#

is that literally the only reason you aren't using it?

worn ember
#

Why do you exist

void void
#

im not even having this conversation, holy fucc

#

society really do be retarded

ember crag
#

Again, bragging rights.

heady spear
#

Same reason shit like fitbit adds life points. People like to see actual progress in terms of numbers

worn ember
heady spear
#

it's easier to comprehend that you've contributed if you can see that number go up

fleet pivot
#

i just find it odd that all

heady spear
#

just don't look at the points if they don't matter to you lol

#

it's not like they force you to print them and put them on your fridge

void void
#

i dont even watch the thing work, i just set it and forget it. using my less powerful PC to study.

#

idc about the points

heady spear
#

I'll set it up on my desktop, it's just idle whenever I'm not working

void void
#

you can set it to run only when you're idling

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so it doesnt slow you down

heady spear
#

I use my laptop for uni anyway, and I pay a fixed amount for electricity

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so it's free ≈]]

ember crag
#

Yeah, they also have a cool screensaver if you're into that sort of thing.

heady spear
#

am no wanna go to lecture

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my lecturer is old and crusty

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and it's revision :[

ember crag
#

Pretend you have a cough and use a hair dryer in your forehead?

void void
#

instructions unclear dick stuck in forklift motor

worn ember
ember crag
#

I cringed at that

void void
#

I intended for you to cringe at that

heady spear
#

I found it arousing

void void
#

fall back

ancient trout
void void
#

bruh this dude spawn like 10 vexes

#

good 4 u

#

am dieding

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ok

cosmic raft
#

wtf is that font

void void
#

Retard Sans

#

dwarf font

mint sequoia
#

Would it be possible to add channels for update notifications?

#

Kinda like #paper-github but with only messages when an update is released :)

void void
#

Do you mean every goddamn version bump because please god no

jaunty bronze
stable umbra
tame pendant
#

Honestly, I'd like that too

olive halo
vestal jasper
#

imagine cat going on a pr merging spree and getting pinged 20 tiems

wheat talon
#

hello

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who knows javascript?

void void
#

.ask

limber knotBOT
#

If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

void void
#

.dontask

limber knotBOT
void void
#

However this isn't a generic programming server

wheat talon
#

I need to show the players from several sections in a menu

void void
#

Just go there, please.

#

They support PAPI.

wheat talon
#

thanks

void void
#

I know JS but I don't know the weird shit PAPI does with it

#

k

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subjective

green turret
#

JavaScript is just scripts written in Java STUPID

void void
#

.kill garbagemule

limber knotBOT
#

throws garbagemule to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.

#

puts garbagemule in the Total Perspective Vortex.

green turret
#

Ow

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I use for smaller projects. Nice and quick.

#

Node*

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Damnit

#

But I like static types for bigger things. So then I use Kotlin mostly. Although the nullability stuff is a bit of a pain with stuff like Jersey.

void void
#

"Best" is just too subjective. Each language and framework has its pros and cons. Just use what you're comfortable with, and what fits the need.

green turret
#

Yep

void void
#

Ok

#

So use Java?

vestal jasper
#

mfw you start a simple node project and it starts growing in scale

void void
#

That's a perfectly valid backend

#

So is C

ocean nymph
void void
#

yeah that's like, programming 101 or something

#

im pretty sure that's in the curriculum for em all

fallen jungle
#

My brain said "rock paper scissors = tic tac toe" for long enough to confuse me

#

Tic tac toe AI would be good practice

limber knotBOT
#

localized var names

#

Pls

golden gust
#

fwiw

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mini is bad

void void
#

fwiw

#

so r u

golden gust
#

wel

#

lest am not simpl

#

dat wud be bad lol

midnight sinew
limber knotBOT
#

the cat needs petting

#

its rude again

void void
#

pets the cat

golden gust
#

hisses

void void
#

pets the cat

golden gust
#

poops out lovehearts

void void
#

gives catnip

golden gust
#

.rekt

limber knotBOT
#

☑ Welcome to the Recktoning

void void
#

the orange stands for 'full stack'

golden gust
#

k e k

#

I keep debating on toying with electron

#

not sure I hate myself enough yet

#

I just wanted to toy with an offline timings parser

void void
#

theres a chance its not that bad

#

but then, there's a chance it is

#

it's schrödinger's framework

golden gust
#

I really need to get a new pair of headphones; Using this pair of bluetooths for my desktop, and a pair of "beats", and, I wish I could merge them; the beats have good bass compared to the others, but, everything else is bleh

latent valve
twin lagoon
#

passmark changed their algorithm in favour of intel

#

can't recommend using them atm

woven otter
latent valve
#

Ok dat g4y lol. Why do this

twin lagoon
#

there's the old list

limber knotBOT
#

passmark fucked up big time

golden gust
#

can't really say that it was intentionally in favour of intel or just a side-effect

#

AMD have this hefty habit of appearing better on paper but sometimes not being so hot in actual loads

#

synthetics are all bullshit anyways

limber knotBOT
#

the highest amd cpu on the list now is a laptop cpu with a 25w tdp

#

like, even if amd was that much worse in single core overall

#

the order is still fucked

#

3900 is infront of 3900x too

#

like its such a mess

golden gust
#

oh, their admitting to some level of fuckup

#

apparently they made some tweaks and didn't adjust some stuff

hoary arch
sand vale
#

they're *

golden gust
#

they're'ere

#

wait, that didn't... erm...

#

It's too early

#

fuck off aesix

sand vale
#

This isn't Poltergeist, and you're not a 4'5" old woman.

golden gust
#

der ❤️

sand vale
#

What's up?

limber knotBOT
#

ah yes, german gendered pronouns

sand vale
#

😺

worn hedge
sand vale
#

🔌 🐱

worn hedge
#

Deja vu

golden gust
#

is bedtime yet?

#

not even got outta bed yet

sand vale
#

So, did something happen to spigot to make mobs spawning setting flip-flop?

#

asking, cause, figure you guys woulda seen it

golden gust
#

flip flop?

#

There was a commit from upstream where they added some more iirc

sand vale
#

server.prop says animal spawning is false... yet there's animals in my server ?+?

golden gust
#

oh, erm...

#

hmph

sand vale
#

to be fair, I havn't updated in a couple days

golden gust
#

See, I saw that hey added more settings

#

That does just prevent natural spawns afaik

sand vale
#

yeah, brand new server, no players... log on, BAM! animals!

golden gust
#

fresh värld after flipping that?

sand vale
#

brand new server...

fallen oracle
#

Oop

golden gust
#

Yea, but, mobs spawn in as part of world-gen, etc

sand vale
#

no previous / imported worlds

#

even with server.prop being set to false?

#

O_O

golden gust
#

did you start the server, have 'em spawn in, then stop and disable spawns? leaving mobs in der

#

it doesn't remove already spawned mobs, iirc

sand vale
#

no lol

golden gust
#

butcher them and see what happens

sand vale
#

shouldn't have to thooooo, but I'll see

void void
#

kill @e[type=!player]

sand vale
#

yes, I know how to kill mobs

golden gust
#

disabling animal spawns afaik doesn't butcher already spawned in ones

#

bearing in mind that world-gen can throw in a fair amount on its own if you get the right luck

void void
#

world-gen wack af

#

like ive seen a 1.15.2 MCP version of the game

#

minecraft devs rly bork

#

my dock just like randomly decides to not charge my laptop, and my macbook nearly completely discharges and i never notice till hit 2% and shit starts throttling to all hell

sand vale
#

let me re-phrase. I'm building a new a server, playing with some world-gen time plugins. I've got the server.props, bukkit.yml and spigot.yml all set up like I want. I'm deleting the world and re-generating on change. Every time I generate, there's mobs. NOTHING should be spawning in the world.

void void
#

i really, really love it

fallen oracle
#

Ew

#

You said the forbidden word

void void
#

huh

#

what's the forbidden word

#

if you have some anti mac shit to say, go dig a whole, jump in it, and bury yourself

#

im so sick of you elitist fucks

fallen oracle
#

He said ||discharge||

void void
#

macs

#

are

#

superior

fallen oracle
#

My Galaxy Watch yesterday decided to have a battery leak and now it burns my hand when I wear it.

#

Gotta go get it replaced after my coronavirus ends.

void void
#

galaxy watch

sand vale
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) My Corona | A "My Sharona" Viral Anthem - length 3m 52s - 13,485 likes, 753 dislikes (94.7%) - 970,530 views - ZDoggMD on 2020.02.29

fallen oracle
#

Yurp

void void
#

galaxy watch

#

so u also have a galaxy phone?

fallen oracle
#

Yeah

#

Not the point tho.

#

My watch took a dumpy

#

Made me sad

#

The battery literally dies when charging. Two days ago, it would last about 4 days.

#

Now it lasts maybe 2 hours.

void void
#

android smh

fallen oracle
#

Yeah I have the Samsung Galaxy S10+

#

Going to get the S20 Ultra soon.

#

I do photography err I like to take photos of nature and the 4K video really helps.

void void
#

ah

#

do galaxies have the ecosystem like apple does?

fallen oracle
#

Wdym?

void void
#

like for example:

#

apple imessage

limber knotBOT
#

s/photography/pornography

#

Correction, <DiscordBot> <02G​lä​ré​> I do pornography err I like to take photos of nature and the 4K video really helps.

sand vale
#

yes

limber knotBOT
#

s/nature/women

#

Correction, <DiscordBot> <02G​lä​ré​> I do pornography err I like to take photos of women and the 4K video really helps.

sand vale
#

there's things Samsung created just for the S line

fallen oracle
#

Yeah

sand vale
#

Pretty nifty sms stuff, health stuff, a whole app store that's incompatible with the play store... yeah. just like apple.

void void
#

is the integration with the watch rly good?

sand vale
#

yes

#

better than apple's iphone/watch

fallen oracle
#

Oh yeah it's amazing.

void void
#

cuz ever since i got an apple watch i rly can't go back

#

better than apple's iphone/watch
@sand vale that's very objective

sand vale
#

it is

fallen oracle
#

Don't get me wrong, I also have apple products.

#

I just love my Samsung Phone / Watch compatibility.

void void
#

see

#

the thing is

sand vale
#

I used to love Apple. When they were actually thinking different. Now they're just a microsoft sock puppet

void void
#

unless u rly try

#

once u get an iphone for the first time

#

its kinda hard to switch off

#

cuz of the ecosystem

#

i had an iphone and i sold it.

sand vale
#

maybe they'll be good again when ttheir desktops don't use x86 CPUS

void void
#

arm64

#

i like mac, but i wont use iphone even if it integrates nicely to the mac

#

that will kill the hackintosh community

#

dont care

#

sidecar refuses to work on my macbook pro

sand vale
#

It will! But It'll create the MacinPi community :D

fallen oracle
#

I'm excited for this 108mp camera

#

Wide angled too

#

❤️

void void
#

It will! But It'll create the MacinPi community :D
@sand vale 🤢

sand vale
#

ahhHhh

#

lol

fallen oracle
#

This thing does 8K video too

void void
#

its gonna be like High Sierra all over again

fallen oracle
#

Sadly only at 24 fps

void void
#

people will be stuck at the latest supported x86 ver

fallen oracle
#

But it will also do the 4K UHD at 60fps

void void
#

most feature films are 24fps lol

#

just like how high sierra was the latest nvidia ver

fallen oracle
#

Can an apple phone charge their watch?

#

By setting it on it?

void void
#

no

#

wdym catalina has finally become 64bit @still smelt

#

its always been 64bit

fallen oracle
#

That's another thing I like about my Galaxy S10+. I can charge my headphones and watch simply by setting them on my phone, that way I don't have to carry about multiple chargers.

void void
#

it just recently dropped support for 32 bit which is completely different

fallen oracle
#

At night I just plug my phone in and set my headphones and watch on the back of it.

void void
#

hes italian forgive him, covid-19 is making him stupid

fallen oracle
#

Also, storage...

limber knotBOT
#

farts loudly in simple's general direction.

fallen oracle
#

My phone has 400GB of storage

#

My S20 is going to have about 700GB

#

4K video recordings

#

It's like 16MB/s

void void
#

weigh

cobalt surge
#

How is that even possible glare

fallen oracle
#

Internal storage plus a 256GB SD card

void void
#

the fuck

fallen oracle
#

Maybe 512, I'd have to check

void void
#

i just pay for icloud storage

#

profit

fallen oracle
#

Meh, I paid for the SD card, that's it.

void void
#

then rclone to google drive

#

and rsync to cold storage at home

#

wait

cobalt surge
#

I had to look it up. That makes sense niw

fallen oracle
#

Can you tap apple watch to a register to pay?

cobalt surge
#

The fact that you gave to pay for storage on crapple is retarded

fallen oracle
#

My actual credit card has NFC in it so I can just tap it. I used to use my watch, but meh.

void void
#

you have to pay for extra storage

#

same as android

fallen oracle
#

I mean I paid for the SD card, that's it.

cobalt surge
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Nah. I have never paid for extra storage

void void
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idk, can u put an sd card into an iphone

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i dont have 1

fallen oracle
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Nope

void void
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i mean, you dont have to in either case chrysti lmao

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it's not compulsory

fallen oracle
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I think I picked up the SD card on BF so it was like $60 for 512GB of space

cobalt surge
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I mean I have the sd card but as for paying for extra cloud storage that's what I mean is retarded.

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Just send the shit to your email

fallen oracle
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Oop I lied, it's only a 256GB SD card

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So I have 256 + 128

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384GB of space

void void
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you can just...plug the phone in, copy your pics off to your own cloud or cold storage, and be done with it

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it's not compulsory, once again

fallen oracle
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That's also true

void void
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but both google and apple offer paid storage

golden gust
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only thing in life that's compulsory are taxes and death

cobalt surge
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I know. I just don't see a point in paying for it

void void
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only death if you're me

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idk

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yes

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.wa 1024MB to GB

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Result: 1.024 GB (gigabytes) - https://is.gd/aOkK2F

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olive garden
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.wa 1024MiB to GB

limber knotBOT
void void
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nice u fuk

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.wa 1024Mb to GB

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Result: 1.024 GB (gigabytes) - https://is.gd/emN1wp

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fallen oracle
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Ya

olive garden
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.wa 1024MiB to GiB

golden gust
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no

limber knotBOT
fallen oracle
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.wa

olive garden
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got it

golden gust
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it just says WA coz it's cool

void void
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.kill Trigary

limber knotBOT
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rips off Trigary's arms and leaves them to die.

sand vale
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fucking bing bots

fallen oracle
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Damn my shoulders are already peeling

olive garden
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wow that's rude

void void
fallen oracle
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Anyone got a good "wake-up" drink? Might have to just get coffee. I'm about to do 7 hours of driving to go get my PC

void void
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Yerba Maté

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.g Yerba Maté

limber knotBOT
sand vale
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coffee with a couple super B vitamins

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Result: hp (horsepower) and kilowatts per hour are not compatible. - https://is.gd/fSarz5

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void void
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how can force be converted to velocity u dum fuk

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you ca convert HP to Kw

sand vale
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there's other variables that are taken into consideration

void void
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not Kw/h

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u fuk

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hph.

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not hp

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u dum fuk

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read

fallen oracle
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I got a horse

void void
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.g how much horse power does a horse have

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsepower -- Horsepower - Wikipedia: "Horsepower (hp) is a unit of measurement of power, or the rate at which work is done, usually in reference to the output of engines or motors. There..."

Horsepower (hp) is a unit of measurement of power, or the rate at which work is done, usually in reference to the output of engines or motors. There are many different standards and types of horsepower. Two common definitions being used today are the mechanical horsepower (or ...

void void
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it's like 16 or something

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so yea it's stupid