general

[worn ember]

pinging him

[pulsar wigeon]

tf are you smoking

[worn ember]

corona

[void void]

robomwm != wiz??

[pulsar wigeon]

^??

[worn ember]

yes but tagging people is illegal

[pulsar wigeon]

ded can you stop being a complete fucking retard for half a second

or is that too much

[worn ember]

i'll try

[void void]

ok well anyway good morning/night whatever my sleep is so fucked i cant tell the difference anymore

[worn ember]

its ok corona will end us all soon

[zealous knot]

wiz asking someone to stop being retarded, how ironic

[worn ember]

[latent valve]

get fuk

[heady spear]

they banned lifts at the ski resorts so now people have to wait in line instead, which means more people are even closer than they would have been in the lifts

I love how Sweden manages corona lol

[latent valve]

bruh big rip

[golden gust]

Well, yea

[static badge]

sweden is ready to get cucked by corona

[heady spear]

it's like "does this make any sense? no? great, let's do it!"

[golden gust]

But, now they don't gotta stop people licking the lifts

[latent valve]

atleast im not living in some big city O.o

[static badge]

as I already said :>

[zealous knot]

oh you can call people retarded but when they reciprocate you kick them, thats some puss shit right there, i expected nothing less from you wiz

[pulsar wigeon]

fix you're already on the shitlist, don't push your luck

[heady spear]

we have at least 30 cases in my county but no one really does anything here

[latent valve]

30? isnt it 900?

[heady spear]

we'll still have exams as usual, schools remain open, etc

county, not country you potato

[latent valve]

oh mb

[worn ember]

I hope sweden gets wiped out

[heady spear]

also Stockholm has stopped reporting cases, so we're probably at 1500+

900 is wayyyyy too low

[latent valve]

GG

[zealous knot]

the shitlist, says the pig with the red name

[worn ember]

fix smh

[heady spear]

any list containing your name is a shitlist

[worn ember]

plot²? more like shit²

[heady spear]

lol people that attended melodifestivalen have started showing signs of corona

[zealous knot]

city the only reason sweden sucks is because you live there

[worn ember]

pim also lives there

[heady spear]

it's almost as if they should have cancelled the entire fucking event, but nah "too expensive"

Pim lives in Skåne, which is one of the most affected parts of the country

[zealous knot]

oh good point dark, maybe theres a pattern

[worn ember]

theres plenty of events here that went bankrupt due to being canceled

[heady spear]

he's the reason Denmark decided to close their borders just now

This was the eurovision qualifiers

why even bother when everyone will be too sick to participate by then anyway

[worn ember]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[heady spear]

eurovision will be a competition in who can cough the prettiest

[worn ember]

why is it that you're only here to complain about sweden or plot squared lol

[zealous knot]

which will finally make the eurovision actually interesting to watch

[heady spear]

Because Sweden is a fucking mess

and plotsquared is uh

a fucking mess

[worn ember]

eurovision is such political bullshit its not even worth watching

[heady spear]

I like to complain about fucking messes

why is it that you're only here to showcase your lack of brain cells?

[worn ember]

oh look meh buddy country x is singing TWELVE POINTS

[heady spear]

._. A dude assaulted people at a pharmacy because there was no hand sanitiser

how the fuck is that a good solution to the problem

"o this item is not for sale, let's assault the pharmacist until she starts bleeding alcohol"??

[left swift]

I thought pharmacists were made out of hand sanitizer

[worn ember]

Government: don't panick, no need to start hamstering
Everyone: REE CORONA I DONT WANT TO GET SICKKK
Also everyone: stands in line with 100 other retards

[heady spear]

someone launched a hand sanitiser and face mask subscription service here

$50 for a weeks worth of supplies for two adults + two children

[worn ember]

nows a good time to make a shitload of money on retards

[latent valve]

just goto systemet n buy som russian water it 40%

[heady spear]

I always have a stockpile of vodka just in case I need it

worst case scenario I'll just distill it to make 90% proof 😄

[left swift]

jacking up prices on goods during crisis should be like war profiteering

[heady spear]

Sweden ordered millions worth of supplies from some other european country and now they refuse to deliver the stuff because they want it for themselves

our prime minister is mad

[pulsar wigeon]

it's called price gouging

and it's illegal in many places

[heady spear]

he said "This is not acceptable" then proceeded to do absolutely nothing about it

[static badge]

did they at least refund you guys

[latent valve]

[heady spear]

no

[static badge]

probably not sweden is prepared to be cucked

kek fucking w

[heady spear]

We're not even closing our airports

[left swift]

fly ur sick to that country

[heady spear]

people are still flying to southern europe

[latent valve]

oh and they cant say which town there ppl that have corona only region which is kinda fucking g4y

[heady spear]

they're all equally surprised when they're dying once they get home

even Gotland has corona, then it's bad

who the hell visits Gotland

[latent valve]

yea lmfao

[heady spear]

and they're still going to allow 500+ passengers on the ferries

[latent valve]

goodjob sweden

[left swift]

ur flame should be red for the fury ur experiencing

[heady spear]

it's so funny when you read about how Norway and Denmark handles the virus, and then you see us doing absolutely nothing

[latent valve]

exactly that image i send

[fallen jungle]

If you're doing nothing, you're doing pretty good

Norway has more confirmed cases

[heady spear]

You do realize we stopped reporting the numbers altogether? :p

[fallen jungle]

oh, ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[heady spear]

unless you need urgent care, in which case they kind of consider testing you

[fallen jungle]

I wonder if that's what Lithuania does too

They have... 6 confirmed cases total?

[latent valve]

"more confirmed cases" yea stockholm stop reporting it

[left swift]

no one wants to go to Lithuania

[heady spear]

Stockholm, Skåne too at this point, Göteborg as well I'm pretty sure

so our 909 cases are the 909 reported and confirmed cases that have been reported. Probably only a fraction of the real number

uh China has made an official statement about how poorly Sweden is handling this lmao

when China is telling you that your government is doing a poor job then you're pretty fucked 😛

[latent valve]

seem like every where in sweden there ppl that been infected so

[heady spear]

yay Värmland is black

[latent valve]

Totalt smittade: 927 Avlidna: 2 hmmmm seem like only 927

[heady spear]

Anders still insists that everyone has caught the disease outside of Sweden

why the hell did 900 people randomly visit Italy

[latent valve]

cough cough imma head out wish me luck

lel

atleast there only 4 report in dalarna and all 4 r from smedjebacken

[heady spear]

Dalarna isn't even a real place

and probably the only place that deserves to be infected with the virus

[latent valve]

Hey fuq u

[heady spear]

I suggest we send all symptomatic people to Dalarna.

[latent valve]

Send them to skåna ffs

[heady spear]

Even Skåne deserves better

[worn ember]

[static badge]

that's a yikes

bigdecimal is what should be used

[topaz mortar]

Double.parse(args[0]);

[worn ember]

notmycode.png

[static badge]

ik

[topaz mortar]

alt + enter helps when using IJ

[worn ember]

yeah i know, i'm just saying

not my code so i'm not gonna touch it tbh

[heady spear]

dark big dumb

it's his code

[worn ember]

its robo's code

[heady spear]

ok robo big dumb

[topaz mortar]

corona touch it.

[heady spear]

jk robo is a sexy beast

[worn ember]

[static badge]

city don't you have coronavirus or something

[heady spear]

I don't ~

[worn ember]

go be sick somewhere else

[heady spear]

am just super tired, have a bit of a fever etc

[static badge]

~

[heady spear]

it's fine

I haven't coughed once in the last

[worn ember]

oh, i got something else to trigger you all

[wide chasm]

Throwable rock lmao

[heady spear]

I mean

even if he used parseValue he'd still need to catch the cases where the argument isn't a valid decimal number

the only bad thing about that shit is the horrific code style

[worn ember]

yes

[topaz mortar]

Testing with regex before. runs

[heady spear]

but after seeing your profile picture, I can't honestly say that the code is significantly ugly

[worn ember]

theres also no event when a shop is created

[heady spear]

Of course you'd expect the number to be valid, so handling the cases where it's not, rather than verifying the values beforehand makes a lot of sense

[jolly sluice]

Hey, idk if that's the right place to ask but me and my friend wanna play a modpack that a YouTuber made, he has left those 9 mods in his description and I'm wondering if I have to install the mods to my server, or is it gonna be fine if me and my friend install the mods without adding them to the server?

Please @ me

[chrome fulcrum]

What kind of mods?

[worn ember]

if they're not client only mods you'll need them on the server aswel, but honestly this isn't the place to ask for this stuff

the Modded Minecraft discord might be of better use to you @jolly sluice

[jolly sluice]

There is one?

[worn ember]

https://i.imgur.com/AwqWROL.gifv intellij being big dum again

lol the subtitles in minecraft give away things you can't even hear. Like if you join a server it says "minecart rolling" so that just means theres a mineshaft nearby lol which you cant hear if you have the volume up

[olive garden]

did you really only learn about this now?

[cosmic raft]

wheeee

off to the pool

[worn ember]

yes

[left swift]

have fun

[worn ember]

imagine casually going to a swimming pool in a pandemic

[olive garden]

who said it that it isn't a billiard pool?

[worn ember]

[olive garden]

or that it's not his private pool in the backyard?

[worn ember]

"going to" would imply traveling, and i'm pretty sure his house isn't that big it would require 10 minutes of travel to get there

[cosmic raft]

best part is

[worn ember]

wait he didnt say that

[cosmic raft]

"You will touch someone's life today...
Do it with Clean Hands"

Is on my bag

:)

[worn ember]

🙂

[cosmic raft]

I have family who worked at local health authority

[shell vine]

maybe he is going to steal water

[cosmic raft]

nah

[left swift]

the pool is the safest place to be, along with airplanes cause no one will be there

[olive garden]

@wide chasm that weird behaviour with inventory restoration - did you test that on Paper?

[upper flicker]

Forums may have a hiccup here or there, applying a small update
edit: done

[woven otter]

stop feeding it tacos

[upper flicker]

no

[woven otter]

yes

[olive garden]

also, did you test in survival or creative mode?

[void void]

If I were to run 2 server instances on the same machine, would they use separate cores?

[upper flicker]

entirely up to your operating system's scheduler

in most cases, the answer is probably yes

[void void]

Nice

[cosmic raft]

that was a fun swim

[olive garden]

Nevermind stef, I was able to reproduce

[heady spear]

Lol I went grocery shopping but people are fucking bonkers

My store has toilet paper and coffee on sale so people were flooding in

[zealous knot]

We sold 100 toilet paper packs in less than 3 days

lol

[static badge]

toilet paper horders

hoarders

[zealous knot]

i still dont get why

[limber knot]

like seriously, sounds as if stress makes people poop 10 times more often

[heady spear]

I bought extra breakfast so I don’t have to go to crazy town during the week

That’d be good tho, people don’t poop enough

[limber knot]

ai wil poop on u

[heady spear]

Lel Norway closed their borders after Denmark did

[zealous knot]

I asked one of our regular customers why they keep buying tp and he just said that he doesn't even know, he just saw everyone else doing it so he did too

[heady spear]

They’re afraid of us

[limber knot]

it's fucking bonkers

[heady spear]

All our neighbouring countries are closing their borders, says a lot. Bet Finland is next

[limber knot]

some retards telling everyone "you need to buy else you'll die!!!!" and that just keeps looping

[heady spear]

Yeah idk people have bought stockpiles of powdered mashed potatoes here

And pasta and rice

And hand soap

[limber knot]

at least people know how to use soap

[zealous knot]

are you sure about that

[heady spear]

Like r they gonna survive off of pasta for two weeks straight what’s the deal

[limber knot]

people here don'T

[heady spear]

The lady behind me in the line was poking her nose and stood uncomfortably close to me

[limber knot]

longer than 2 if they don't rub the soap into their face

[shell vine]

ppl buy it cuz during the apocolypse it will be cash instead of dollar bills

[heady spear]

We’ll have a fun 2020 at least

Yeah because flu like symptoms and the apocalypse are the same thing

[shell vine]

[heady spear]

Someone might cough an earthquake into action

[static badge]

yee haw

[shell vine]

you know its much more than that

[heady spear]

But hey at least the gym is less crowded

Meh I think people are going crazy for little reason and then they’ll be left with stockpiles of toilet paper and no money for pornhub premium

[limber knot]

lol

[heady spear]

Swedish sex toy stores have reported that their sales have skyrocketed

[shell vine]

its not like it goes bad

[heady spear]

So I bet there’ll be loads of December babies :p

People r bored and horny. This along with the fact that the elders are more likely to die from the virus will surely solve the issue with an aging population

Maybe that was the plan all along

[static badge]

coronavirus is a bad name

boomer nuker is a better one

[limber knot]

[shell vine]

[heady spear]

I mean yeah

All of the Scandinavian deaths have been old wrinkly sick people

[shell vine]

i got cheese sticks 8)

[still cape]

@worn ember my hope's now on you 🙂 https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/prettysimpleshop.305599/page-7#post-3718556

[heady spear]

Imagine relying on DED

[latent valve]

Boomer nuker lmfao

[heady spear]

You’d be better off just smashing your head against the keyboard hoping for some code to come out

[latent valve]

[heady spear]

You need to think about Anna-Britta and Sten-Olof

We can’t joke around in these serious times.

[woven otter]

Imagine DED

[heady spear]

Suddenly everyone cares about the elders lol, as if they haven’t been neglected for the last 100 years

[shell vine]

[woven otter]

Yes we will finally take care of them by infecting them with corona

[worldly flare]

Do you know any plugin to put a queue to enter your server?

[twin lagoon]

.g spigotmc queue

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/queuesystem-1-13-support.44013/ -- QueueSystem [1.13 Support] | SpigotMC - High Performance...: "Simple and Free Queue System for your BungeeCord Network, complete with an API!"

[heady spear]

imagine if the was a publicly available search engine that allowed you to find all of this information yourself in a super efficient manner

like idk, I'd call it Gööglë

[limber knot]

nah, Güügli

shame that nothing like that exists, right

[worldly flare]

But a queue plugin for 1.15.2?

[woven otter]

try it

[heady onyx]

anyone having issues with spigotmc.org?

"bad gateway"

[twin lagoon]

is that really why you joined the paper discord

lol

and yes it's down

[worn ember]

@heady spear I create very reliable code

[heady spear]

reliably bad, yes.

[olive garden]

cat ur sluw

[woven otter]

trig ur drunk

[olive garden]

that's just simply not true

please stop harassing me with such unfounded ideas

[latent valve]

holly jesus f matrix on mcm 20usd O.o

[olive garden]

what is f matrix?

[latent valve]

Matrix anticheat

O.o alot of false positive

high ping player = no check xD

[heady spear]

@latent valve UD is telling people not to leave the country, or well... they're recommending people to stay

because banning traveling would mean paperwork and our government is clearly scared of that shit

[static badge]

sweden is prepared to be cucked by coronavirus

[heady spear]

the travel agencies are doing a better job, they're cancelling flights and shit

it's sad that they're doing more then the government lol

[static badge]

ur country is retarded tbh

[latent valve]

yea gov just shit cant do shit they scare

i mean wtf r they scare from ppl or virus

seem like ppl

[heady spear]

they're handing off the responsibility to literally everyone else

won't close schools, give the principals the power to

won't ban travel, leave that to the travel agencies like wtf

won't tell people to stay home, let them call in sick instead

our hospitals are buying face masks from construction firms

[latent valve]

[static badge]

[latent valve]

0 ppl have corona in school lets stay open
hmm lets seeee 1 person have corona in school shut it down

[heady spear]

only if it's the princess's school <.<

like they shut that one down in seconds

[worn ember]

Imagine having a princess

[heady spear]

we have several x]

[worn ember]

All they do is waste tax euro smh

[heady spear]

Not ours, they waste kronor 😄

And a lot of them

[worn ember]

Yeah cuz ur useless currency smh

[heady spear]

at least our economy doesn't crash as soon as a euro country fucks up

looks at Greece

[worn ember]

That didn't affect us tho

[heady spear]

lol ok sure b poor and ignorant

[woven otter]

shut up blue flame

[heady spear]

:(((

ok I looked it up you guys were probably less affected than us, but at least we have a king

[woven otter]

yes a retarded one

[limber knot]

d u k

[woven otter]

blame wiz

[heady spear]

our king is cool tho

[woven otter]

but retarded

[limber knot]

king

[heady spear]

he was caught with a bunch of hookers and shit but he has complete criminal immunity so everyone was like "eh"

[limber knot]

2020

[woven otter]

retarded
king
2020

[gleaming rivet]

anyone wanna try my hot new plugin?

its called AsyncEverything.jar

[latent valve]

u need
pleasedontblowup.jar and praytogod.jar

[gleaming rivet]

ah

wanna make a partnership? i async ur stuff you anti blow up my stuff?

deal?

[latent valve]

https://tenor.com/view/agree-sounds-good-to-me-deal-with-it-gif-7518697

[gleaming rivet]

[latent valve]

was just curious so... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FOBxcluXdk

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Calvin Harris - Pray to God (Official Video) ft. HAIM - length 4m 3s - 413,547 likes, 16,586 dislikes (96.1%) - 72,908,031 views - CalvinHarrisVEVO on 2015.02.11

[latent valve]

lol

[gleaming rivet]

lmao

.bees

[limber knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAhuSDRIDHE

(Korobi) BEES!!! - length 27s - 14,916 likes, 220 dislikes (98.5%) - 1,435,379 views - magicb0y on 2010.11.27

[cosmic raft]

.1.15

[limber knot]

https://youtu.be/CwfoyVa980U

(Korobi) Charlie Puth - "How Long" [Official Video] - length 3m 31s - 3,494,913 likes, 99,258 dislikes (97.2%) - 555,712,979 views - Charlie Puth on 2017.10.19

[cosmic raft]

.1.16

[limber knot]

https://youtu.be/_ZcmuKsyvzg

(Korobi) *NSYNC - Tearin' Up My Heart (Official Music Video) - length 3m 29s - 208,297 likes, 8,216 dislikes (96.2%) - 56,775,038 views - NSYNCVEVO on 2009.10.25

[cosmic raft]

I give all the versions a song ;))

[olive garden]

.1.8

[limber knot]

Latest unsupported 1.8.8 build: https://papermc.io/ci/job/Paper/443/artifact/paperclip-1.8.8-fix.jar

[latent valve]

.1.17

aw

[cosmic raft]

.1.14

[olive garden]

.1.8.8

[limber knot]

https://youtu.be/2fngvQS_PmQ

[cosmic raft]

.1.13

[limber knot]

(Korobi) Ed Sheeran - I See Fire (Music Video) - length 4m 55s - 1,337,688 likes, 29,226 dislikes (97.9%) - 328,589,645 views - CLS Videos on 2013.11.27

Latest unsupported 1.8.8 build: https://papermc.io/ci/job/Paper/443/artifact/paperclip-1.8.8-fix.jar

[cosmic raft]

.1.12

[limber knot]

https://youtu.be/Y1xs_xPb46M

[cosmic raft]

etc

[limber knot]

(Korobi) One Direction - One Thing - length 3m 18s - 3,331,990 likes, 148,263 dislikes (95.7%) - 639,419,294 views - OneDirectionVEVO on 2012.01.13

[olive garden]

ur full of shite khaz

nu song for 1.8 = no song for any worthy version

I should stop

[cosmic raft]

https://korobi.vq.lc/network/esper/channel/paper/commands/

[gleaming rivet]

1.8.8

[olive garden]

lol

[gleaming rivet]

wtf

who made that

[cosmic raft]

made what

[gleaming rivet]

the split up outdated emoji

i might have to slap that person

[cosmic raft]

[gleaming rivet]

wheres the big outdated one

:C

[static badge]

[cosmic raft]

yeah its not hard to do

lol

[gleaming rivet]

what

[cosmic raft]

[gleaming rivet]

[latent valve]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-awizard-is-never-later-gif-11324448
When someone ping him

[cosmic raft]

:outdated1::outdated2::outdated3:

[gleaming rivet]

why not just one >.>

reee

[cosmic raft]

size limit!

[gleaming rivet]

reee discord

[latent valve]

[static badge]

1:1 ratio

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3A34TTxFU&t=28s

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning - length 3m 39s - 34,419 likes, 823 dislikes (97.7%) - 4,277,396 views - Seven7Lives on 2013.11.30

[cosmic raft]

ah yes

[olive garden]

Does anyone know of the bug where updating the player's inventory in an InventoryCloseEvent during /reload doesn't display the update for the client if he opens a different inventory afterwards?

seems like a pretty simple issue, doesn't someone want to look into it? /s

[static badge]

reload is unsupported

[olive garden]

what would I do with all the time I gain from not having to think about what /reload would break?

[gleaming rivet]

just restart

[latent valve]

/stop
start it up again
it not gonna take 5hour to staret it

[gleaming rivet]

and you don't have the problem

ez

[unreal quarry]

cough #3000 cough

runs away

[gleaming rivet]

it would solve dumbasses

[latent valve]

oh no run billy just cough

[upper flicker]

reload is sadly just something we're stuck with

we'd have to have some way to turn it back on for developers

and then everyone would just use that, include it by default in templates, etc

[latent valve]

cant make a reload command so the /restart instead ?

or stop

[shell vine]

:tri::gge::red:

[golden gust]

at the end of the day, there are reasonable uses for /reload, and a lot of the reasons why /reload are killers are no longer even relevant

[upper flicker]

[latent valve]

Z plz slap cat

[golden gust]

I mean, the JVM can unload classes now

that was a major setback for /reload

[upper flicker]

you dont slap cats

[golden gust]

mah metaspace is leakin' halp

[olive garden]

wait, does the JVM unload classes in Java 11?

I mean can != does

[golden gust]

yes

even 8 has it

maybe 7 too, I forget what version that was done in

was whatever version they pulled out permgen

ah, it was 8 where they did that

[olive garden]

https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/11/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URLClassLoader.html#close()

Also, any classes or resources that are already loaded, are still accessible.

[gleaming rivet]

is there such things as Packet Hacked clients?

[golden gust]

they're applicable to being GC'd

[gleaming rivet]

like that is spamming the server?

[golden gust]

that just closes the underlying source, basically

[latent valve]

yes use packetlimiter by leaf but || it will f u up cuz it leaf plugin run away||

[gleaming rivet]

huh

[latent valve]

"is there such things as Packet Hacked clients?"

[olive garden]

I think this class unloading thing is above my IQ

[gleaming rivet]

i just put it on for good messures, but what do you mean that it will f me up?

[golden gust]

it basically works like standard GC

[olive garden]

okay, so if I don't use reflection, I shouldn't notice it, right?

what if my class that uses another class that might get unloaded is only loaded, not yet initialized?

[golden gust]

er, wu

[gleaming rivet]

is there a way to determine if a player is using ex client if they send x amount of packets?

[golden gust]

You mean, if you have a class, the classloader gets closed, and then somehow you magically need to load up a class from that one in the closed classloader? or?

[olive garden]

nah

when can a class be GCd?

does it have to do with the linking process?

[golden gust]

it basically works like standard typical GC

I might be missing something in all the details

[olive garden]

tbh I can just google this

[golden gust]

But, if the classloader itself is GC'd, and there is nothing else holding a ref to that class, it's no longer held by a GC root

[worn ember]

minecraft crashes if you leave an expired realm haha

[golden gust]

I got a StackOverflowException before from closing a broadcasted LAN server

[worn ember]

rookie mistakes smh

[olive garden]

the real question is what you were doing in realms

[golden gust]

making phallic objects around the world

just, you know

the norm

[worn ember]

someone invited me a few months ago

went to check it out, got bored left and never joined again

[limber knot]

Heh

First isps here having peering problems

This gonna be a fun week

At work we will be installing another 10gbps upstream tomorrow to accommodate increased vpn load

German internet exchange broke 9tpbs last week

[olive garden]

wow

[gleaming rivet]

sounds fun

i don't get eleches xD

[latent valve]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

he seem like wanna show off

kek

[limber knot]

Show off?

[latent valve]

like big brain stuff

[gleaming rivet]

shouldn't even trying/threatening about such things be illegal on this discord?

[limber knot]

Oh other channel

[gleaming rivet]

like basically any discord server

[woven otter]

- Only Spigot or CraftBukkit are supported

[latent valve]

yea it against discord tos

[golden gust]

i wanna show something off

unzips

[gleaming rivet]

uhm

[latent valve]

no cat faq u

[golden gust]

kek

[latent valve]

#paper-NSFW
when?

jk

[gleaming rivet]

pls do

[golden gust]

Oh god

[latent valve]

yes cat

[golden gust]

you guys would never look at me the same again

[worn ember]

small pp confirmed

[gleaming rivet]

paper-NSFW4NSFWs

[latent valve]

lets us send that 20tps poi2Iv

[gleaming rivet]

xD

i could get off just by looking at 20tps

at this point

[latent valve]

[gleaming rivet]

o.o

how many players?

[latent valve]

16rn

this one on 10 player
but they do alot more stuff on it cuz client-allow

[worn ember]

rookie numbers

[gleaming rivet]

atleast its green

;^)

[latent valve]

ye

[gleaming rivet]

has spark gotten a update or something?

never shows average tick time for me

[latent valve]

oh that || Billy's fork ||

but yea spark also update to show tick

[worn ember]

meanwhile

[gleaming rivet]

oh sweet

🙂

[void void]

.kill DarkEyeDragon

[gleaming rivet]

i feel ya

[limber knot]

gets some friends together and shivs DarkEyeDragon a few times.

[golden gust]

plz

[latent valve]

.pet cat

[limber knot]

pets cat with a beehive

[latent valve]

😂

didnt know .pet is a command now

[gleaming rivet]

.pet zombie

[twin lagoon]

meanwhile i can't get above 13tps on one specific instance

[limber knot]

pets zombie with a beehive

[twin lagoon]

and i can't figure out what the fuck it is

[void void]

go to #cafebabe in irc if you want to play with commands u fuks. i used it intentionally and with purpose

[gleaming rivet]

just mojang things, michael.

[void void]

one time

[latent valve]

Michael have u try to use that blackmagic fork?

[twin lagoon]

i have for a few weeks

it works fine on all other instances

[worn ember]

Hmmmmm

[olive garden]

simple, is everything all right? you seem a bit tense

[gleaming rivet]

dId yOu wAtCh thE tImiNgs vIdeO anD leArN hoW tO ReAd theM? kappa

pls no ban

[twin lagoon]

patched timings out

nah i know most of my issues are related to hoppers rn

[void void]

@olive garden i just woke up and my coffee machine is being a bitch

[golden gust]

yea

[gleaming rivet]

slap it then simple.

[olive garden]

:(

[golden gust]

totes ur coffee machine an not u

[void void]

my behavior is directly linked to my coffee machine's efficacy

[olive garden]

don't be a coffee addict

[void void]

plz

i replaced drugs with coffee

[olive garden]

that sounds like a good first step

[gleaming rivet]

replace coffee with energy drinks

[olive garden]

that sounds like a bad 2nd step

[void void]

i almost bought a dry herb vaporizer last night, i was gonna vape Mugwort instead of weed or nicotine

but I decided not to

im strong

maybe

[gleaming rivet]

coffee has usually more caffine in it, atleast in denmark where theres limits on energy drinks

[golden gust]

wait

aikar is alive 😮

Also, they actually do have a memory leak

[latent valve]

notAikar

[golden gust]

plugin induced, but, they got one

[latent valve]

Maybe ping him to see if he's the rela aikar?

He prob not so mean like wiz

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwtdIXWGry4 -- Melanie Raccoon riding bike-side angle - YouTube: "Mar 21, 2015 ... Raccoon riding bike. Category. Film & Animation. Show more. Show less. Loading... Autoplay When autoplay is enabled, a suggested..."

[spice finch]

Does someone have experience with reverse-engineering websockets?

I want to reverse steam chat websocket

but not sure where should I start

[pulsar wigeon]

.g steam chat api

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/russelg/PySteam -- russelg/PySteam: Python interface for Steam web chat. -...: "Usage. import the Steam API. import steamapi steam = steamapi.steamapi(). Define the events you need ..."

[pulsar wigeon]

wow wouldya lookit that

[void void]

lol

[void void]

lol

for what database

grats m8

i used to be shit at sql then i worked at a bank, which should just be renamed relational hell

joins everywhere

sometimes 6 joins per query, just to discard all the data

had a 2000 line sql stored procedure

[spice finch]

@pulsar wigeon im using https://github.com/bukson/steampy

and there is issue to support websockets

which i want to close, but im not sure what to do xD

the one which you linked is on old api

this websocket change is very recent, only js wrapper did it.. maybe I'll look how they did it

[void void]

lmaoooooo

is he already banned

[pulsar wigeon]

??

i've literallly been afk since i did that .g thing

[void void]

i was just asking if you banned him yet

[pulsar wigeon]

how am i supposed to ban him if i'm afk

[void void]

i didnt know you were afk? lmao

but ok, whatever

[pulsar wigeon]

but like...he's still on the server

[void void]

yes. i asked that before i checked.

sorry for bothering you your highness

[pulsar wigeon]

u dum

[worn ember]

dum dum simp(le)

14??

im still on 8

[void void]

im only upgrading my java version when they release java 16

[worn ember]

[void void]

never make jokes around italians

they'll just overanalyze it so it's not funny anymore

[cosmic raft]

:: [kashike@keres] ~ 
$ java -version
openjdk version "13.0.2" 2020-01-14
OpenJDK Runtime Environment (build 13.0.2+8)
OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (build 13.0.2+8, mixed mode)

runs 13

yay -Syu

i'm ready

[ember crag]

canadians...

[merry talon]

apt

you dont need sudo with yay

[cosmic raft]

that's already an alias

lol

[ember crag]

alias donttalkback="sudo"

[cosmic raft]

-='cd -'
...=../..
....=../../..
.....=../../../..
......=../../../../..
1='cd -'
2='cd -2'
3='cd -3'
4='cd -4'
5='cd -5'
6='cd -6'
7='cd -7'
8='cd -8'
9='cd -9'
_=sudo
afind='ack -il'
d='dirs -v | head -10'
git=hub
globurl='noglob urlglobber '
grep='grep  --color=auto --exclude-dir={.bzr,CVS,.git,.hg,.svn}'
history=omz_history
l='ls -lah'
la='ls -lAh'
ll='ls -lh'
ls='ls --color=tty'
lsa='ls -lah'
md='mkdir -p'
open=xdg-open
please=sudo
rd=rmdir
run-help=man
rvm-restart='rvm_reload_flag=1 source '\''/home/kashike/.rvm/scripts/rvm'\'
which-command=whence

:)

[limber knot]

We made ‚reee‘ into an alias :aaa:

[pulsar wigeon]

.paste

bad kashike

[ember crag]

the ... is a pretty good idea

[limber knot]

Please paste large logs to a pastebin: https://paste.gg

[cosmic raft]

mhm

[merry talon]

i have that one too

[cosmic raft]

$ git --version
git version 2.25.1
hub version 2.14.1

those aliases are broken actually

been too lazy to remove

ok

[dapper nacelle]

fuck internet explorer

[void void]

function rationalise-dot {
    local MATCH
    if [[ $LBUFFER =~ '(^|/| |  |'$'\n''|\||;|&)\.\.$' ]]; then
        LBUFFER+=/
        zle self-insert
        zle self-insert
    else
        zle self-insert
    fi
}

zle -N rationalise-dot
bindkey . rationalise-dot

@cosmic raft

[dapper nacelle]

how dare internet explorer break my gui

[cosmic raft]

what is that

[void void]

type ... -> ../..

basically working version of your aliases

[dapper nacelle]

which language is that?

[void void]

shell

zsh

[dapper nacelle]

looks like php but without ;

[void void]

that does not look like php at all you fucking nitwit

[dapper nacelle]

no u

[void void]

wtf php

not even near

[dapper nacelle]

from the set of languages I know PHP is the language that looks the closest to that

[void void]

lol

[dapper nacelle]

ffs why do I always have to clarify everything I say

my spotify clone is looking good

[void void]

why do you think so

what the fuck....

[dapper nacelle]

the music player actually works

I spent 5 hours on the music player

[worn ember]

dum dum dylan

[twin lagoon]

but why would you clone spotify

[limber knot]

dum ded

[void void]

"it's looking good"

actually looks like shit

[worn ember]

no u

[limber knot]

Look just like Spotify so uh

[void void]

follow some goddamn UI fundamentals if you're gonna try and copy another app and then have the audacity to say it's looking good

no it doesn't, the whitespace is fucked up, weird margins, bad padding

[worn ember]

oh i thought that was spotify lul

[limber knot]

ded dum

wat

[void void]

wat

ok

[limber knot]

ok

[void void]

i mean yes but that's absolutely out of context

._.

audacity is useful for audio engineers lol

clearly you've never used it for its actual purpose

using mac for anything decent

what are you talking about it works fine on catalina

i just launched it

[limber knot]

[cosmic raft]

fucking christ

I hate discord

[limber knot]

does everyone turn into a badoof at this time

[cosmic raft]

discord just caused my desktop to totally lockup and had to turn it off by holding power button

[limber knot]

sounds lovely

Says he hates discord

On discord

[void void]

dont bully kashike

[limber knot]

K

I'll attack simple instead

.lart simple

pokes simple with a rusty nail.

He's not cool

He's high

[void void]

(i literally dont smoke anymore and been sober since like 3 months now)

[limber knot]

Woooo

Do you drink tho?

Or do you mean that with sober

I don't get English

[void void]

i drink, by sober i meant weed and nicotine

i dont drink like i used to though

just sometimes

i used to come in irc fucking plastered

[limber knot]

It's just like everybody thinks am drunk all the time

[worn ember]

cant know if you're drunk if you're always drunk

[limber knot]

I just came back from a bar

Most likely the last time for a while

Fuck this panic bullshit

[worn ember]

they're still open?

[limber knot]

Yeah

[worn ember]

ours closed on friday at midnight

[limber knot]

Most likely the last week

Everything that serves food is still open

[worn ember]

yeah

beer isnt food tho

actually nvm food is closed too

its only supermarkets that sell food and shit that are still open

[limber knot]

They got sandwiches 😂

[worn ember]

[tall raft]

People are starting to piss me off actually, can't wipe my ass half the time

[worn ember]

lmao

we're on our last pack aswel

gonna have to start using escalators to white my ass

[limber knot]

On Monday company will make the decision if I have to work from home for the next week's

I don't get the toilet paper thing

[wide chasm]

People are stupid

[limber knot]

That I can get behind

[ember crag]

My job is impossible to work from home.

[limber knot]

Am a developer, I can work from Starbucks 😂

But like, I actually like my coworkers

And would rather spend the day with them and having to sit in my flat alone

Why is it working at Starbucks but from home?

English is stupid

I never been to a starbucks in my whole life

[wide chasm]

Wouldn't "working at Starbucks" imply that your job is at Starbucks?

[limber knot]

Technically that's not true

I was in the garden of a Starbucks on Bali 😂

But I didn't enter the actual building

So am clear

Most companies don't, lol

[wide chasm]

Most companies don't even have a proper place to report bugs, so...

Mojira?

Well for Minecraft that is I guess

[limber knot]

@void void the real dum is the one who does not use IRC mr simpleauthority

.log

[worn ember]

Robo

Ur plugin dum

[limber knot]

it's only as dum as u r

[worn ember]

No u cuz u dum dum wrote it

[limber knot]

but ur a dumcordian declaring dum from dumcord

therefor ur dum accusations cancel out

[worn ember]

That's not how it works. They multiply

So ur tripple dum

[void void]

no ded dum

[wide chasm]

Both dum

[worn ember]

:( plz no bully

[wide chasm]

bully

[worn ember]

Yo robo. From that pretty simple shop. Am I supposed to just get the plugin and get the API functions from there? Or is there a better way

[limber knot]

ok, i agree dumcordians who tri to accuse non dumcordians r triple dum

ya

[worn ember]

Ok boomer

[limber knot]

is empathy requesting an addon?

[woven otter]

so mikro how is corona

[worn ember]

Lol ye. I got nothing better to do anyway. It's pretty much done anyway

[limber knot]

kewl

[worn ember]

I dislike how there's no shop create event. So I'm just doing stuff on open close

[limber knot]

um

no shop place?

oh that may be true

[void void]

I luv u robo full homo I was just kidding

[worn ember]

It's created with the /setprice but it's a bit weird

[limber knot]

shops are "created" once a /setprice is applied to a shop

all setprice does is change the name of the chest

and since it's on right click, it opens

[worn ember]

Yeah. Nothing is actually stored right?

[limber knot]

then you can track deletes with the shopbreakevent or whatever

correct

it's "pretty simple"

and practically invincible to updates cuz of that

[worn ember]

That's what threw me off but it's kinda neat

[limber knot]

although we got this API compat thing so I guess there's that for new items but other than that yea

[worn ember]

Kinda pita tho cuz now I gotta save everything to track what shop has what

[limber knot]

or just store 'em

then check 'em when a command is run

[worn ember]

Im pretty much throwing everything in a json on server shutdown and periodic save every few mins. And then look up when the command is ran

[limber knot]

sounds fun

dum smoke alarm low battery beep just happened

[worn ember]

I underestimated this tbh hah

Oof

Not using Duracell

[limber knot]

am using duracell

[worn ember]

Not using enough Duracell

[limber knot]

duracells are reliable for eventually leaking tho

also I learned smoke alarms "expire"

[worn ember]

They do? That's new

What's their lifespan

[limber knot]

depends on model

[worn ember]

I'm a model

[limber knot]

but ya these newer ones refuse to work after their lifespan more or less

[worn ember]

Are fire alarms mandatory in houses there?

[limber knot]

can't remember what it said but basically was a "replace me I can't be used anymore" and it was past its lifespan/warranty/whatever

I'd imagine so

[worn ember]

It's been required by law since January here. Kinda gay

Still haven't put them up lol

[limber knot]

I like how our stove igniter doesn't work

so it's still unplugged because it just keeps sparking now all the time otherwise

which besides the inconvenience is also a hazard if someone accidentally turns or leaves it on without igniting

so ye

btw wut u mean it has no API to hook into, there's the excellently-named ShopAPI class

wut u mean doesn't look simple to me, who's mregirl anyways

@still cape > if i were to dish out more $ to buy it but it was only mine, chances are it would cost a lot again to update it later

usually not the case unless it's a plugin that does NMS stuff or if you want more features later

[worn ember]

RoboMWM idk what I meant tbh. I don't even know how else you'd do it

I suppose I was expecting an API module

Does that even work for mc?

[limber knot]

wut an api module

[worn ember]

Regular jave projects have like a test module and a api module

[limber knot]

I guess I never worked on a regular java project then lol

[worn ember]

I never use them so idk much about it either

[limber knot]

where ur source

i wanna c how complex it turned out to be <:

[worn ember]

I'll let you know when it's finished. I haven't pushed to GitHub yet and it's 2:30am rn

It'll probably be sub optimal but that's how I roll

[limber knot]

wc -l ./*.txt | grep -v ' total$' | sort -n -k1

woops

[queen rapids]

same

[worn ember]

Ye

[pearl ibex]

Has any of you used Hydrogen in Atom?

[void void]

im gonna need some context are we talking about chemistry or programming...

im guessing programming, no i havent

atom

🤢

[cosmic raft]

if you're going to use an electron-based editor

use vscode

[pearl ibex]

Isn't that like the crappy copy of IntelliJ?

[merry talon]

.................no

not even close

[void void]

yikes

[static badge]

vscode is

[pearl ibex]

Does it allow you to do things like this? https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/13285808/20361086/4434ab3e-ac04-11e6-8298-1fb925de4e78.gif

[fringe merlin]

do chunk loaders work in paper?

[void void]

uh?

how else do you think chunks get loaded??

@pearl ibex yes, through the official Microsoft Python extension.

[void void]

anyone want european ship simulator lmao

i have a key

[pearl ibex]

@void void I do. :>

VSCode looks great, btw.

[void void]

it is

[pearl ibex]

Now i gotta find a cool color scheme for Python. :/

Gimme that key. :>

[void void]

k better hurry and snipe it the

then

4VYN6-Q3BLW-PED7B

its for steam

what did you watch just 1 episode

s1e1?

lol yea, that was a pilot

i mean they're all fairly old and grainy, but...the story gets better yes

[pearl ibex]

Got it.

[void void]

its a very good show, season 1 if i recall isnt that great

but it's not terrible

[pearl ibex]

Well.

I actually didn't get it.

Just tried to make some time. :P

[void void]

what

[pearl ibex]

The key was claimed. :/

[void void]

lmao

someone sniped u

should've been faster

[pearl ibex]

Have you heard about waifu2x? Pretty cool tho.

[void void]

lmao

disgustinfg

[pearl ibex]

Why?

[void void]

does that shit not unblur hentai scenes

[pearl ibex]

Uhhh... idk.

I use it to get more resolution from web comics, lmao.

[void void]

there we go just got myself set up on folding@home

[ancient bolt]

@void void no you're thinking of hentAI

[void void]

oic

[ancient bolt]

I should buy these 2 tickets

it's only $3200

[void void]

[ancient bolt]

verrified resale tickets are such a cancer

but there's a few that are only like 700

[void void]

what event is this for

t swift?

[ancient bolt]

yeah

[void void]

hmm

i love her but idk im 2 poor for that

[ancient bolt]

nosebleeds aren't as bad

but she's only doing 4 concerts in the US this year so demand is a lot higher than normal

[void void]

o shit

when is that for tho

[ancient bolt]

https://www.taylorswift.com/lover-concert-dates-2020

[void void]

im out of the country in summer

[ancient bolt]

unless corona cancels them

[void void]

lmao im out of the country for most of those except end of july and august 1

rip

[ancient bolt]

I should go to the UK one

[void void]

oh wait im back in the US in time

but ill be broke, spending all my money in Bali and Boracay

[ancient bolt]

I don't understand how ticketmaster's website is so shit

I just bought a TS hoodie

[void void]

Noice picz

[ancient bolt]

no

[vestal jasper]

picz

[ancient bolt]

I have no idea what this code is doing @golden gust lol

it doesn't make any sense to set the buffer to be the size of the file

unless to minimize copies? I guess that makes sense

I'll just remove that..."optimization"?

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[golden gust]

🤷‍♂️

I recall looking at it and was just gonna slap a size() != 0 check or something, but it was pretty much just o.O

[ancient bolt]

I'm the one that wrote it so it's definitely not trustworthy code

[golden gust]

Figured i'd just pass the torch on

[ancient bolt]

ironically it looks like my microoptimization caused 2 unnecessary arraycopies

[void void]

so mikro how is corona
@woven otter old people turned it into apocalypse pretty quickly by hoarding stuff they don't need

[latent valve]

It not corona...it boomer nuker

[golden gust]

just had a news article flash on my phone

[void void]

yeah and then that boomer appears to be your grandma

;'(

that'd suck

[golden gust]

https://www.rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0315/1123349-coronavirus-uk/

[ancient bolt]

Why stop at 4 months

[woven otter]

Yeah noticed that you are doing worse atm but hey I expect it to happen here too given the shit that has been going on

[void void]

basically few days ago

[limber knot]

lmao

[void void]

sec i have more gems

[woven otter]

what's with the plants lmao

[limber knot]

for oxygen obviously

[limber knot]

LOL

that's next level shit

[latent valve]

🤦‍♀️ 😂 😂 😂

[void void]

translation: "guys what the fuck"

[limber knot]

absolute lunatics, not even kidding

[void void]

other stuff you can figure out yourself :p

[latent valve]

Finland?

[void void]

estonia

[woven otter]

hahahah 😂

[latent valve]

Ah

[limber knot]

luckly cashiers dont let lunatics like this thru here

can only buy in sane quanitites

[latent valve]

Nothing likethat here in sweden. Look pretty normal nothing have change

Maybe it just a flu wait till city see this

😂

[void void]

i wonder if people hoarded condoms as well

so they would produce less

[woven otter]

lel

[void void]

i mean seriously wtf, old people had soviet times flashbacks?

when there wasn't literally anything available in stores

also people from the cities visit rural area shops now because shops there have more stuff...

[woven otter]

people like to panic

[limber knot]

people like to duk

[dapper nacelle]

if I buy a server to store files on and give 4 people access to that server so that they can view/upload files, would how we use the server be considered private?

I'd argue that I'd interpret it as private use since its just the 5 of us and its not publicly accessible

[dapper nacelle]

but on the other end I wonder if you can consider it private if more then one person has access to it

I need to know this for legal reasons