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minidigger still cant form url's properly smh
you still can't form sentences without fucking something up smh

Atleast he still pointed the people needing help to you 
@wide chasm you should change it so that those urls are actually shown in the url bar when you click a version in the menu
Else nobody will know about the anchors
Lmfao how are you shown as a bot?
We have been sent to bot hell for we have committed sins
L
(irc webhook)
Also @wide chasm https://twitter.com/voxcpw/status/1232671004515864577?s=19
@xMiniDiggerx "over 2 years old" is a bit disappointing. I want 2 years, 4 months, 17 days, 8 hours, 16 minutes, 34 seconds or whatever 😁
Am I correct in assuming that once a Bungee/Waterfall network is set up, being OP doesn't work the same as single spigot/paper world with regards to permissions and the ability to use commands..?
I'm gonna PR that Mini
annoying stef with my issues and PRs is my favourite free-time activity
sounds like a good cause
gotta give mods that special attention 😉
I just realized calculating the count of months is hard
just assume a month has 30.5 days and ur gud
what's the ? : operator called?
I always forget its name
thanks <3
oh, god, even calculating the count of days is hard
leap years exist :(
well, they aren't handled now either, so whatever
yea just blame stef
Java has API for that shit
In the duration class, get day part etc
I have no clue how that project works internally 😂
I just assume everything has a spring backend nowadays 😂
this one doesn't really work like that
this is basically all of the logic behind it
Oh god
jQuery
My arch nemesis
Js has similarly good libs, moment is prime for example
But since you don't use webpack...
I use notepad++ to edit the webpage, do I look like I know what I'm doing?
Don't use moment
It's slow and bloated
tldr use date-fns
Interesting read
Duration class is bae
thanks for reminding me of its existance
@olive garden i'm sure theres 20 billion frameworks on that
or libs or whatever
I don't care, this is enough webdev for a month
Lmao
If you're just slapping together a quick one page utility thing jquery and notepad are fine
Webdev will be the end of us all
no standard will be the end of us all
luckily its gotten a lot better over the past few years
If you want to do any event-driven DOM manipulation, have multiple pages, or do anything that might resemble "webapps" drop that and just move straight to create-react-app
I learned javascript in school during the peak of jQuery's popularity
Our teacher strictly forbade us to use jQuery since we were learning the very basics and using it for our assignments would have been akin to calling strategic bombing on a moth.
But this also meant that stackoverflow was a minefield.
I've had to append -jquery to pretty much all my google searches on anything involving javascript.
didnt really search well then ;p
do you guys know of a good voting plugin
FeelTheBern.jar
cause NUvotifer sucks
.g voting plugin spigotmc
(DiscordBot) https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/votingplugin.15358/ -- VotingPlugin | SpigotMC - High Performance Minecraft: "This plugin is an advanced vote listener. You can see the full feature list below, some with links to a wiki page to explain them further."
@heady zinc Swedish?
wait nvm 'forbade' is an actual word
what
I thought it's "forbid forbid forbidden"
grrr I just can't get Nuvotifier to work
English gets weird with irregular verbs
and I can't use just votifier sense I'm running a waterfall network
I swear 'forbade' sounds swedish
Apparently that particular verb follows an Old English pattern
So I'm guessing it's more similar to Swedish than modern English does? 
swedish sucks and that word sounds swedish so logically you suck
i always used GA listener but seems it wasnt updated since 2016
no u
I'm Finnish and finnish sucks even more than swedish
Are we having a "my language sucks more than yours" competition now?
draws Bescherelle
laughs in dutch
dutch can't be that bad
well we have words that end with d, t or dt 🙂 depending on context
only 3?
in Finnish, I can conjugate every single adjective to 70+ forms
I don't think they're all called conjugations but there are over 70 forms
they all have unique names too
ok you win, your language sucks, be proud of it
behold, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse
French 
french just sucks tho
so does English
Noo English is fine
oO
English is far far easier than Finnish and Swedish

french just sucks ass when it comes to numbers lmao

quatre-vingt dix kappa quick maths
Wait is that how the french numbers work
"work" is an overstatement
quatre vingt dix huit is 98 lmao
quatre-vingt huit kappa quick maths
prolly made 3 spelling errors
ur fine for once
had French classes from 7 to 12th grade and barely learned anything
is 'baguette' a french word?
It is.
That's enough french for me
same for belgian french
sounds less stupid
but we learn france french for whatever reason
do you also have words for 70 and 80?
every language does lmao
sane words* 
Fun fact, denmark somehow managed to fuck it up even more than we did
French is also one of those languages with gendered nouns
oh god this has become an absolute fucking mess in German in recent years
With our love for rules and numerous exceptions to these rules to the point that they have their own rules and those rules have their own exceptions, you'd think that there would be a set of rules (even if horribly complicated) governing gendered nouns.
Nope. There aren't any.
we have 7 different ways of saying words somewhat non gendered and all of them suck
guessing? theres clearly a system except we dont follow it for 80% of cases
The Japanese one probably makes the most sense, really
french in a nutshell
yeah they just say it in the scientific notation
They have 0-10 then each tens place, they don't have words for anything else
957 is 9 * 100 + 5 * 10 + 7
kinda funny cuz they have 100 words to say anything else
That remind me of some recording of a japanese show where someone who didn't really know english had to guess the translations for some numbers.
10, 100 and 1000 were respectively guessed as "ten", "teen" and "teeen".
lol
Note this is just me remembering what someone told me on IRC like 2 weeks ago, it might be full of shit :P
Unfortunately for them, English doesn't allow triple letters in a row :^)
To find that particular kind of heresy, you need to go for French words because of course we have those
Without a shell: shellless
or German, we like connected all sorts of words
one thing English makes way cleaner by just... not
s/connected/connecting
Correction, <KennyTV> or German, we like connecting all sorts of words
Actually shell-less specifically is written with a hyphen because of that.
However in French, you may have to write the past participle of create in feminine form.
Verb: créer
Masculine past participle: créé
Feminine past participle: créée
Also I was wondering why clearly human people were talking with the bot tag. That's from the IRC bridge showing up as a bot, isn't it?
yea
No I'm a bot
beep boop
I joined the discord just so you guys would have my avatar when I talk on IRC :P
Say, how does the bridge handle Discord usernames with spaces on the IRC end? IIRC IRC doesn't allow spaces in usernames, does it?
I see

What about people who edit their messages on Discord?
interesting
I've been considering doing a custom theme in the lounge to make DiscordBot be hidden and pretend these messages are just normal IRC ones but I'm always too lazy to bother
I didn't know bots could seamlessly appear with different names and profile pictures on the fly, though
it's a webhook, those can
real hackerman bot
Right, it's not a bot like just a headless client joining and relaying things, it's something built in to discord
Connecting a headless client is actually against the TOS
Ha
I've been mentioning the existence of the IRC/Discord bridge on another server
They weren't laughing when Discord went haywire a week ago.
I mean I keep telling them that keeping the whole community solely on Discord is a bad bet
That incident (along with the countless others before that) proved me right because that seriously disrupted us at the time
united community is better than a sharded one
That's what bridges are for.
Discord goes "I have decided that I want to die"? Retreat to the IRC server. Problem solved.
Technically we did have a backup plan, which was a Steam group
but Steam was down at the time as well
conclusion: centralized platform bad
I mean I say that but I'm not even connected to here through IRC 
Time to fix that
as long as you don't use some trashy web client like spigot's or kiwi
Added new Crying Obsidian block! It's sad and it cries purple energy
lol wat
i cry too if i had to work on minecraft all day
Crying Obsidian eh? Now that one was a long time in the making.
Which IRC client do you guys use?
TheLounge
is discord IRC?
Just wanting info, whats the purpose of a Towny server?
whats the purpose of a faction server?
Biome fog color smoothly blends between biomes. Smooth
eyyy they fixed the rave party
noice
I know the purpose of factions, but not Towny
well its literally the same but just a different system i suppose
ah thanks
could always go read their wiki
ah great now we have "zombified piglin" but "zombie villager"
From what I understand Towny is more hierarchized than Factions
As in people could be part of the same nation but not the same town
^^
heh you can now make clients climb literally any block you want with a new blocktag
that's nice
or the other way around, prevent them from climbing ladders for example :D
wait, blocktag?

So conflicts on a Faction server would be more straighforward ("you had resources that a more powerful faction lacked so they murderdeathkilled you" vs "a town on the other side of the nation was forced to defect by another nation, prompting your nation to call in its allies to war so the town next to you belonging to yet another nation is now sending TNT bombers at you")
wait does that mean tags are synced to client
oh, datapacks are right
what happens if the client refuses a datapack
does it just...not get the memo about what blocks are or aren't climbale
that sounds very exploitable
pretty much
i remember spidering up the walls of a church on my friends server, good times
So you cant deny it
So I looked up TheLounge
Sounds like something you can install on some machine on a local network and use it as a webapp wherever else on that network? 
i mean you can just run it locally if you really want
but yea it's meant to be a bouncer of sorts too
which is cool cuz usually people have to have znc or so installed on their server somewhere and then connect whatever other clients to that
So I could throw it on a random all purpose server and use it to keep an history even when I'm not there?
yep
that's the point of irc bouncers yea
stays connected at all times
even if your client isn't
I'll check it out at some point
In the meantime, hi

Eww, the irc infection is spreading again
its corona all over again
At least we have a bridge that we can burn down if need be
blow up the bridges
You make comparisons to diseases as if centralized platforms weren't the ones encroaching on the Internet like cancer.
yeah must cuz centralization is so so bad that everyone uses discord over irc 🙂
change the votifier port on the servers?
You know damn well why this is happening.
cuz its 2020?
People flock to the latest platform with fancy features out of convenience, platform eventually turns to shit, people panic, then jump ship to whatever new platform took its place with swathes of content being lost in the process. Rinse and repeat.
This happened to Windows Live Messenger. It's currently happening to Skype. It will happen to Discord.
sure, and i'm find with that, if something better comes out why would i stick to it?
But one thing stays constant: IRC.
.xkcd irc
(DiscordBot) xkcd: I'm An Idiot (14 January 2009) | http://xkcd.com/530
no not that one
(DiscordBot) xkcd: Team Chat (6 January 2017)
lol
there are plenty of relevant xkcd comics for that situation.
.xkcd meta
(DiscordBot) xkcd: Hofstadter (27 June 2011) | http://xkcd.com/917
why use a smartphone when clearly flipphones will always stay a thing
flip/slide phones aren't about the form factor
they're about the physical interface
eg a real keyboard vs a digital one
Not really, its pretty much the same thing, you're just one of those guys that cant accept change, which is fine by me but dont go bashing other platforms cuz you dont care to see the benifit
can someone help me out with this votigier thing
votifier*
cause it's just not workin
working*
the foldable phones that are being developed are still purely digital interfaces

yeah i mean, its just a WIP at this point
Oh, I'm perfectly fine with change, if I wasn't I sure as hell wouldn't have been studying IT.
give it time to see if it goes anywhere
Dunno. My gf still laments the death of the sliding keyboard to this day.
But since you want to reference xkcd, here's one to ponder.
.xkcd 743
(Onceuponaban) xkcd: Simple Answers (11 November 2013) | http://xkcd.com/1289
Her favorite phone ever was the original Motorola Droid.
Yeah that's not the one I wanted to link to.
.xkcd Infrastructures
(Onceuponaban) xkcd: Infrastructures (21 May 2010) | http://xkcd.com/743
there we go.
idk how that's relevant
¯_(ツ)_/¯
one of the most popular irc clients ever is closed source freemiumish
Better battery life is one of the big ones since manufacturers have been stuck in their inane "make the phone as thin as possible to the expense of everything else" race.
IRC itself is a perfectly open protocol though.
as of most protocols
As an irc user since 1997, I can assure you, it's not as great as people make it out to be
If said client suddenly vanished from the side of the Earth, that would absolutely not prevent anyone to do whatever they want with the protocol.
i tried to use it, see what it was all about, took me like 15 minutes to figure out how to even join a server, so i just gave up and went back to discord
What I hated the most about irc is having to use a bouncer to have semi-persistent message history.
Microsoft closing the WLM servers though? Platform immediately dies.
i mean, if discord suddenly vanished it wouldn't prevent anyone from moving to anything else either
you're conflating "open source/open protocol" with "self-hosted solution"
Discord is having issues? Well, hope your community wasn't solely based on their Discord server because if so, they're stranded.
2 hours? I've never seen it out for more than 2 minutes
Yeah, that would be a problem wouldn't it?
well i think the last outage was the longest
meh, it's had some hour+ stints tbh
i mean you can blame cloudflare/gcp whatever
i mean, to be completely clear, i'm not saying discord is better than irc or vice versa
i think everything is trash
Then I'll do that for you
i just don't think irc is a magical solution that you're making it out to be
Discord is better, hands down
wiz just hates everything equally
discord is more feature rich
I too have tried irc and had a similar experience to DarkEyeDragon
the interface is lacking, the software is bloated, etc imo
but like, there's custom discord clients too
obviously not to the extent that irc has
both because it's newer and because the tos stance on it
It's only illegal if you get caught
which is a shame
:^)
I'm not saying Discord is the panacea that will elevate us all to a higher plane of existence either.
All I'm saying is.
honestly wtf are you saying
Relying solely on Discord, just like any other centralized platform is a bad bet.
well we still have plenty other social media, that doesnt even require a client
in the unlikely event discord were to suddenly vanish of the earth
You want to know why discord is better? Discord brought together more people in just 3 years than irc ever did in it's 30+ year history
like yea, if spigot irc goes down we can head over to esper
but that doesn't solve all the communities relying on spigot irc
If that's not success and superiority, ifk wtf is
It's nowhere near as centralized as Discord where the company that makes the client has full control over all servers.
As somebody who never got to using IRC, can somebody explain what's so good about it?
you also have to set up your own message cache / history when using IRC or rely on some 3rd party or idk
if you ask me, being able to access not just the most recent messages is very important
most servers send you the last few messages, but that's not enough
tbh I have no idea how any of this works, so I will just shut up
That is server dependant, yeah
Does IRC have a friend system like Discord?
it has DMs
But that's the thing. You can own an IRC server and make it do whatever the hell you want.
people on IRC don't have friends 
your client can like...save a friends list or whatever
Eyy IRC was created by a Finn
Now I have a reason to be proud about it
But still Discord rules
For real, tho. There's nothing special about irc. I've been using it for over 20 years. Been banned from entire networks like BIRC. I've run my own networks. I still use some today, but not for much anymore. Anyone trying to claim it's superior to other is just trying to sound like a geek/nerd or something because of the stigma surrounding irc. Ooohhh, he's an irc user, must be smart
Smfh
🧂
The smartest of all are the people who run irc on arch linux :^)
and watch rick and morty
[insert the "To be fair..." copypasta here]
"Biome fog color smoothly blends between biomes. Smooth!"
they heard me
wooo
Ay yes
how smooth tho
Did they fix the blue flame?
do we still have that video?
Mini, was it your video?
that showcases how fucked up fogs were in the first snapshot
I want to get epilepsy again lol
my renderdistance is always so far out i dont even see fog
Found it: https://streamable.com/pfolr
uuff
Blindly fanboying over any piece of technology is a recipe for failure. I'm fully aware that IRC has flaws. That doesn't detract from my point that the centralization of the Internet has some seriously bad sides and that Discord is contributing to it.
oh we having an irc debate?
yes
irc > dumcord
thx for your quality input
Yup, the lounge. Because normal irc clients don't have everything you need. ;)
I just want a client I can do whatever the fuck I want with without fearing to be reporting for breaching some kind of tos
why isnt it a normal client? ;)
how do you define normal client?
because node.js
because it has a server component?
ohh, 20w08a added a climbable tag
I wonder what happens if you add random stuff to that tag 🤔
:o
climbing on air
That makes me wonder if they fixed climbing stuff bypasses cramming rule
discord seem slow af for me
You should try making air climbable
👀
😂
that would be quite something
wew
air climbable HAX
hax
New game type: cave air is climbable, but normal air isn't, make a map with those and good luck getting to the end
oooo
Inb4 climbable item frames holding custom models blocks to look like fancy ladders or something
I love tags
item frames are entities tho
Damn
ban!
Nice
that's pretty fluid too nice
i guess you don't have to deal with hitbox issues like ladders
since yknow...the hitbox of air is the full block
sugar cane is nice
how do datapacks work on a server?
do I need to send the client stuff?
or can I just hack the tags via code and it will work?
I think you just dump it in the world folder
I have 3 dead IJ windows waddafuq https://i.imgur.com/JJXwDL4.png
shevchik said tags are synced via packet
tags packet, yes
so shouldn't need to be client side
so i can do it via code, nice
Mini what's that footsteps thing? Is that an accessibility thing?
ye
Pretty cool
show subtitles
mini is hard of hearing
I hate mc sounds, but I need to check sound stuff
to make sure sounds dont leak a phase/instance
Static noise from rain really triggers me
Where I can have a link for invite a friend please?
cared to look in #welcome?
MC has pretty good sound/music options tbh. I think you can lower rain sound without affecting much else.
luckily weather has its own volume slider
Master off works too :)
Whatever floats your boat 🙂
You can even control the volume of friendly mobs separately
...which apparently includes minecarts
minecarts are very friendly!
haha, it even works on a powered rail
until they try to eat you
If they don't try to kill you they good
It can but only with consent
how dare you take away tnt's right to hug you
;o what about my rights!!
Rood
i have never been in a fucking discord server that pings more often than Vuetify
Fucking annoying twats
John Leider can go shove a huge dick in his ass
Tbh I was just waiting for a reason to leave that disc anyway
everyone/here can always be turned off
unless like, you're getting an individual mention
just shows the annoying
tho
oh, really
and i gotta scroll and click the msg
ok, discord just shows how retarded it is yet again
i mean, it makes sense, but there should also been an option to disable that
but yea i dont plan to use his stupid vuetify framework anyway. like i said john leider can go shove a huge dick in his ass and oof finally i am free from his incessant pinging
either globar or per server (which would be better)
wait one sec
i'm confused, i don't think i see the unread marker for everyone pings?
cuz i'm in some servers that use everyone pings for announcements and i don't get indicators
maybe some combination of having shit muted idk
hmm
well idek, i thought i had server mute selected
but im not rejoining to test, fucc that serbur
oh you have to "Suppress" them as well as server mute
mkay..
smh
but oh well look at this mfs punchable face https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1227498742317633536/E0ArX1HX_400x400.png
then imagine him pinging you 4 times a day about stupid shit you dont care about
like "update tomorrow!"
"update 15 mins!"
.-.
"super excited to go live in amsterdam!"
that's some dum shit
i think he already ripped his own hair out
Amsterdam
so he's a dutch
that explains a lot
no he's not
he looks like Stef's dad
he's murican who gave a presentation at the vue conference which was in netherlands the other day
go live in
sounds like some talk/conference there
i only know because he PINGED ME A OBUT IT
yea

lmao
@void void that sucks
oops
lmfao
reflex ¯_(ツ)_/¯
what reflex 
show him
wb trig, missed you already 💦
I need a big ass qhd 21:9 display
what would you guys recommend?
budget is like 700 euro I guess
whats it for?
if you go 4k, you go 150% scaling anyways
gaming and dev stuff
basically replacing my main 32 inch monitor
I got two 27 inch ones at the sides
rich boi much
this looks not bad but i havent used it, i've just got some ultrawide 1080s lol (3x 2560x1080)
LG - 34UM88-P
meh, that main 32 inch display was my first ever tv
MSI for ultra gaming
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B06XPYRSRS/ this looks nice
whats the other 1% then?
it is able to display 99% of the colors of the srgb color space
ah ok
they dont have a new comparable one
I actually had to get work done, can you imagine that?
wow
rekt
can i ask a quick stupid question about paper here?
.ask
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
you just did
What's this? Why doesn't he have to wait for 10 minutes?
next plz

does paper support mods
Is it because I'm from Central Europe?
idk trigary that shit is fuked honestly
I hope this coronavirus shit calms down soon...bc I have to layover 12 hours in Tokyo
no ron
no it does not
no
ok thx
use sponge for mods + plugins
silly weasley
sponge isnt working for me
tends to happen
and THIS IS SPARTA
yes paper seems so much better so i figured id hit this up
if you go mod-less and just decide to use plugins (which can do a lot btw...)
then yes
well they're 2 completely different things
paper is +1
tbh, if you're going modded, just get mods that add functionality that "plugins" do
is there such a thing as server only mods? i assume so right?
a freind was on vacation in tokyo
im getting mods like tinkers construct, refined storage, and extra utils i dont think any plugins do that
corona lmfao
now I wanna go to tokyo too
well im only laying over there 12 hrs
but my boss already told me to fuck off, he would just order me to go to homeoffice 😂
but ima get a mask i think if shit doesnt chill
im staying in the airport, not going out
man have you guys seen the preppers
doomsday preppers?
we have the first case in my state now
bet they're going haywire now
we got some cases here in california now
ppl are so stupid
there was some post on reddit about the WHO warning about pandemic and shit
the the comments were full of preppers talking about how they stocked up on weeks of supplies and shit
lol
buying masks that are useless, since they dont protect you, they only protect others if you are infected
its about as dangerous as the flue lmfao
corona only has an rnot of like 2.4 and its just a little worse than the cold its fine guys
but you gotta touch everything
mouth masks wont save you from that
unless they're fully covering
which normal ones arent
i mean, the real joke is that these people are planning on locking themselves in their house for weeks living off canned food and stuff
so when you sneeze make sure your facing a crowd 
pharmacies are bought out here of masks, and it was even in the news that they dont help shit lmfao
but still get masks as if they're going to go out/be exposed to contagious vectors?
an m95 will protect you https://static.grainger.com/rp/s/is/image/Grainger/4MH50_AS05?$zmmain$
the flat kind, no
n95*
Well, ofc the news is gonna tell you that the masks are cheaper
big pharma know that meds cost more /s
but fuck it maybe ill just go buy a gas mask and a superfluous amount of filters 
just don't breathe, case closed.
maybe its the rodents 😉
you sure it's not just your ears
weird
its becoming sentient
wonder how much it takes
we talking about his brain cell count
yes
of billy or his beard?
death rate on corona is only 2% so far
only
compared to other pandemics thats low
tbh i think it's less about the death rate and more about the contagious-ness?
is that a word
SARS was 9.6 and MERS was 34% lul
like, 2% seems small but then if it infects millions of people that's a lot of dead people
^
yes, Swine flue only killed 0.02% but it cost a lot of people their life
guide to corona: dont be older than 65
cuz it was widespread
Only 2%, but it's already killed more than SARS
I dont give a shit about a virus that kills old ppl 😂
It's basically your typical flu, just, hella contagous
yea, SARS affected like what, 10s of thousands at most?
it's only okay if it affects german conservatives, mini
we have too many old ppl anyways
rigging our elections and shit like that
the outbreak of it is pretty fast to what I'm getting, which is like... yea... But, otherwise, unless you're already fucked, doesn't seem like you're likely to die from it
rip people with aids
whelp, the sars thing 17 years ago was apparently just ~8500 cases
coronavirus is already up to a million or so
sooooo yea
if that tells you anything
@woven otter what was that video again about the diseases graphs and shit?
Rip anti vaxxers' kids, more like it, dragon
those are fucked anyway
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pretty good visualisation
Looks super contagious tbh
inb4 when cancer can easily be cured: we don't want treatment for our child, it's just harmless cancer that would never come up anyways
swine flu was way more contagious
and it already makes me sad
Back in my day the solution to anti vaxxers was to let them get infected
accidentally cough in their general direction
I don't know much about biology, but I don't think there will be cancer vaccines, at least those vaccines won't work like today's vaccines do at all
but I am missing the point I guess, good joke!
sounds like old germany
Taygetus, is that you?
Back in my day all we had was /give
and toomanyitems
No worldedit no problems
cuboid
worldedit's been around since hmod
when was your day

did vanilla even have /give before then
you're more likely to die from domestic violence than corona lmfao
for now
dun dun dunnn
yea but imagine accidentally getting wrapped up by your blanket
damn that's fukin scary
lmfao
"accidental suffocation/strangulation in bed" some people got some weird ass kinks
how do you even do that
that usually happens to babies
they roll over and can't roll back over
they suffocate
yeah well natural selection
you sleep on your arms weird and they fall asleep, then you get stuck face down in the bed and you're encased by the evil blankets,
they start choking you of air as you try to figure out where you arms went
but in the end
blankets won
and u ded
i sleep face down every night, and look how i turned out 
yall what the fuck is this https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/platowork-brain-stimulator
jfc
would that be considered cheating?

"hold on let me just...turn my brain up"
puts on headset
"there, now im ready. exam plz"
@worn ember it's proof that natural selection doesn't work
trigary, what
he means that i'm still alive
we like to joke about how stupid DED is
he sleeps face down, but hasn't suffocated
i havent broken a single bone in my life, so i cant be that retarded
rolled 20 in luck
and i used to dig tunnels in dirt mountains and throw dirt "rocks" at my friends in our little fantasy war
good times, almost cost one an eye tho
oh and driving down a gocart without breaks down a forest hill
that didnt end well for one of us tho xD dude was in the hospital for 2 days
hit a tree
@left swift actually i do have skin issues
i'm literally allergic to water so i dont think i'd be a good lizardman
sounds lizard-y to me
how does that even work?
can you like, swim?
I mean do you get rashes from swimming as well?
yeah
ouch :/
might be the chlorine or something, not sure
do u swim in something that isn't water trig
but it happens when sweating too
i mean, lizards aren't amphibians, they're reptiles
so dunno why the water thing would be a problem
they like sunbathing on rocks, not swimming
have you ever swam in the sea?
yeah
completely different shit js
wiz is also a lizardman
nah, am martian
and starchy
but carbs :\
i've commited more to random projects and random plugins than my school projects the last few weeks 
tbh i still got like a month or so and only need to do the GUI stuff
JavaFX is ez pz
GUI is pure cancer though
the gui is already made, i just have to link the buttons to the right actions and code lol
Billy is ur console thingy made in FX too?
No, swing
yikes
I ignore fx now that it's modularized and not standard
oh i know that, but not like i know what the original was made in
i think i like javafx more tho ;n;
Fat fingering my phone, wiz
i like WPF too
ur wrong

Swing ain't so bad, tbh.
lul
i'm a pro grammer thats why my server launcher in WPF has a full 8stars on github 
Look up my gui I made for pl3xicons plugin. It's swing, too
gimmi ur github i'll follow you
.g pl3xicons youtube
.g pl3xicons gui
(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcXm5LrTSIE -- Pl3xIcons v3.0 - YouTube: "Apr 30, 2016 ... Bukkit/Spigot plugin for adding icons to Minecraft. https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/pl3xicons.5577/"
Bukkit/Spigot plugin for adding icons to Minecraft.
(DiscordBot) https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/marriage-reloaded-gui-for-bossshop.182131/ -- Marriage Reloaded GUI (for BossShop) | SpigotMC - High ...: "Sep 22, 2016 ... I like the plugin, but it needed a nice clean GUI. ... BTW in your video on the marriage page it had hearts, does the plugin support..."
Gui is like half way thru
marriage reloaded

hold up
how'd you get them icons in the chat
are they just remapped unicode chars or something?
or whatver you call it
Texturepack changing chinese fonts
ah damn
its from 2016 lul
i was thinking of making a minecraft mod that lets you chat in discord and stuff and support their emoji's then realized its probably not worth the hassle getting the icons to work and just kinda dropped it
don't think it's any of those
Yeah, it's a pain, dragon
might be lxde or something
i mean, i suppose i could do it now since Image Utils lets you view images ingame and stuff. But i'd pretty much have to rewrite the whole chat system
and i'm bad with code (if you havent seen already)
(DiscordBot) Chat icons and emojis - length 24s - 4 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 264 views - Pl3x Gaming on 2017.10.14
Was a forge mod I was working on and got bored with
Fancy
did you do the same trick there?
do you have the source still?
Doubt it
sad noises
This is me with 99% of my stuff
Lmao
That is me with 100% of my stuff too
my dad with our house
I've probably finished like 3 programming projects in my lifetime
Meaning I have nothing to put on a CV
"Alright let me do this project"
"Actually this project requires Y which could be very useful if made standalone"
"Y actually needs my earlier project, but we can modularize that, so we can release it as Z and then just mkae Y depend on Z"
"Wait, but then..."
So I basically did that and now I'm trying to revert some of it and write my own stuff.
Like I realized I had a solid 2MB of excess libs in my projects for a few methods that I could've easily written myself.
For example I was able to drop commons collections 4 that I was using for a single method and used something built into guava.
Needs to add one tiny command
"Let me grab ACF"
Okay but I do that
I'm too lazy to figure out how libraries work to do that 😅
I have a specific few that I'm already familiar with so there's nothing to read up on
I just yesterday added a library for fractions on my Rust project and I already regret it
I've been able to drop about 4MB total so far. Going to try to drop another 500Kb or so
what the fuck even
4MB!!!!
that's the size of worldedit with all our optional libs
library abuse 👀
My largest plugin in size is only 1.9MB so far.
it shaded in my local jars lol
I wonder what's the smallest possible Windows executable
0kb
^^
Compiling this C project:
int main() {
return 0;
}```
with release mode and no RTTI gives a 97 KB executable with Clang and GCC
yea that's obv gonna give a lot extrea
I hex'd the contents and there are like "Monday" "Tuesday" "Wednesday" "Thursday" "Friday" "Saturday" "Sunday" "Mon" "Tue" "Wed"...
Like sure my app definitely needs string forms of every weekday in order to work
then all this trash
Also dang that SO thread is actually useful
I couldn't find the 64-bit executable header layout anywhere
More importantly, why aren't they just doing a substring of the long form at runtime for days of the week?
localization possibly
¯_(ツ)_/¯
really depends on why that's in there in the first place
Well, looks like UPS won't be delivering my new laptop before I have to leave for work. Need to go change the garage code so the neighbor can sign for the delivery and put it in there.
Found the date crap again
yrs
so how is everybodys day
pretty great i got a 5 day weekend that started today so life is pretty dope
i alternate 3 and 4 every week
My job crams 40 hours into 3 days. Didn't sound appealing at first, but these 4 day weekends make it soooo worth it
Get it done early in the week so I can do whatever the hell I want for the rest ^_^
imagine having only a 40 hour week, sound sweet
Indeed it is. Took a few tries, but finally found one ^_^
Last job was 60-70 hour weeks
it's normal here in germany, lol
i've got 30 hour weeks and am also a full time student so i'm living right now
and if you have to work more you need to get compensated for it
Job before that was 7 days of 12s. Did 2 months of that before I noped on out of there lol
And I'm not talking easy peasy office jobs. I do manual labor/plant work :S
yeah my 30 hours are technical theatre which is probably not on that level but also not an office job
Previous job I was making steel I-beams, fun job, but rough
Current job I run a printing press, bit easier, but fast paced
I have 40 hour weeks most of the time.
But overtime is unpredictable and often short notice.
I'm on break right now, but that's my machine ^_^
The joys of "just in time" manufacturing.
Nice.
I used to be a tech in injection molding. Had small 90 ton presses all the way up to 1600 ton vertical multi colors.
Transferred out to assembly department. Smaller machines, but more troubleshooting.
Tons clamping force, not machine weight.
Honestly, I'm supposed to have OT every week. I just happen to be faster than the previous workers. By a lot. I'm currently on April's schedule
The 1600 ton weighs about 50 tons or so.
So, no OT for me, which I'm fine with. I hate OT
Same.
I carefully budget to survive on 32 hours leaving my other 8 hours a week as fun money.
I don't really budget. I should lol
I don't go spreadsheet crazy or anything, but I have a rough budget in the back of my head pretty much constantly.
I just don't like OT like some people because I don't feel like I need to rely on that to live
Some people here get mad when they don't get OT, like it hurt their rent or something. Not a way to live imho
Like this week, I have about $150 in each of my and gf's accounts just before paychecks hit tonight.
That's one of the reasons I'm faster than everyone else. I'm not better, I just don't drag ass to prolong the job into OT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah
We have operators like that in assembly.
They can easily make 60 parts an hour, but rate is 42, so they make 30 and call it good. Then they bitch about working Saturday.
small brain
My assistant got mad at me for it lol. He eventually got over it and now has a 2nd job for those 4 off days :S
Well, back to work. Enjoy.


