yeah trying to add maven support caused it to freeze as well
#general
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fuck
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are you saying ur wider than byteflux
golden gust
ur an issue
vestal jasper
yes
golden gust
uve gon from habin em to bein em
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@cobalt surge ur an issue
cobalt surge
Nah I'm not..
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nobody knows they're an issue until they accept it
cobalt surge
If only I could kick you leaf.. I would totally do it.. 😆
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u can't even do that 
vestal jasper
let's try CE 2020.1
cobalt surge
One day I will..
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sure 
cobalt surge
Don't make me ping z or wiz over here
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do it no balls
cobalt surge
Hell I got cat here.. hell kick you
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you'll see who gets kicked
brittle dust
Does that /setspawn command force everyone in the default group to spawn in the same location even if they get ported in at first on a different server...cause I'm running bungee...so idk if that will mess with the spawns at all
cobalt surge
@golden gust just kick this lame leaf please.. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
left swift
U want them to spawn there everytime they log in?
vestal jasper
mfw pinging cat
cobalt surge
He's busy leaf
golden gust
Billy; if you tell your wife she's a problem, I'll move one of your PRs up the queue
cobalt surge
Cat on the other hand is not
golden gust
Heck, maybe i'll even let you pick
cobalt surge
Wiz you'll def kick me not leaf
pulsar wigeon
challenge accepted
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@pulsar wigeon doubt
vestal jasper
well 2020.1 looks promising
pulsar wigeon
double whammy
brittle dust
Just for the first time they login
golden gust
2020.1 looked nice, but, I did have some issues with it
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vestal jasper
wowie I can type in files and not have it instantly freeze
cobalt surge
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gimme roles
golden gust
I'll put it on my todo list
cobalt surge
You don't deserve roles
vestal jasper
no he does
cobalt surge
Nah
vestal jasper
LITERALLY
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fight for me my fanboys
vestal jasper
TACO HATER AND NO REACTS
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wtf vic
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you're forgetting the most important role
left swift
No react is best role
vestal jasper
the fire role?
left swift
vestal jasper
idr what it does
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probably some dumb meme
pulsar wigeon
only role leaf deserves is no reactions and dumb taco hater
vestal jasper
aWEQS
pulsar wigeon
like, contributor, really? he can't even get the tickrate up to 100000000
brittle dust
to bad FAWE doesn't work at all
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I don't have coreedit src 
rare herald
😢
left swift
Run
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is coreedit gonna be opensource 
brittle dust
Fucking retarded.....fucking look at my server bitch.
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brittle dust
jk all love XDDD
left swift
brittle dust
I've jerked off to many times officer I need help
pulsar wigeon
what the fuck
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yo dawg where my ranks @
pulsar wigeon
not my problem ¯_(ツ)_/¯
fakebull, really tho this isn't the place to spam retarded gifs
if you didn't get the hint
brittle dust
omg you deleted them XDDD
golden gust
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wiz
do you even know the rules
it doesn't matter unless we're talking about other things
were we in that scenario
no
bad mod 
golden gust
You tryna play lottery on if limbo will be alive when you rejoin?
left swift
Dam🅱️
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limbo is dead as shit
well
it wouldn't matter actually
you always lose the lottery
golden gust
exactli
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kashike hasn't said he'll get it up ever
golden gust
It's kashike time
left swift
pulsar wigeon
golden gust
in his defence
pulsar wigeon
golden gust
We did have a back for a day or so
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wiz you know how dev stuff goes around here
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"I'll review your pr later billy"
pulsar wigeon
unless that was a sexual innuendo
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1 year later
pulsar wigeon
and not referring to limbo
left swift
No wdym
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this is bait
cosmic raft
no idea what you mean
cosmic raft
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but I read u
cosmic raft
take that
golden gust
cosmic raft
2020-02-13 04:13:12.741 INFO 23333 --- [ ReadingThread] n.k.l.d.f.role.auto.AutoRoleFeature : Adding "Streamfrost#0001" (273258543132442624) to role "no-reactions" (497836299097473039)
2020-02-13 04:13:12.747 INFO 23333 --- [ ReadingThread] n.k.l.d.f.role.auto.AutoRoleFeature : Adding "Streamfrost#0001" (273258543132442624) to role "🔥" (505873650067570688)
2020-02-13 04:13:12.750 INFO 23333 --- [ ReadingThread] n.k.l.d.f.role.auto.AutoRoleFeature : Adding "Streamfrost#0001" (273258543132442624) to role "dumb-taco-hater" (523797688337039380)
2020-02-13 04:13:12.752 INFO 23333 --- [ ReadingThread] n.k.l.d.f.role.auto.AutoRoleFeature : Adding "Streamfrost#0001" (273258543132442624) to role "Contributor" (555848242886082571)
^^
pulsar wigeon
no
golden gust
no
upper flicker
no
pulsar wigeon
pretty standard to shorten packages to single letters in logs
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alright stop saying no
golden gust
no
cosmic raft
what wiz said
upper flicker
no
pulsar wigeon
net.kyorisomething.limbo.discord.fuckwhatever.role.auto
cosmic raft
net.kyori.limbo.discord.feature.role.auto.AutoRoleFeature
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dumb in my opinion
pulsar wigeon
ur opinion is dumb
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ur dumb
cosmic raft
you'll love it. it uses streams
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ofc it does
cosmic raft
and optionals
@Subscribe
public void add(final GuildMemberAddEvent event) {
final Guild guild = event.guild();
final Member member = event.member();
this.configuration.search(new MemberQuery() {
@Override
public @NonNull Guild guild() {
return guild;
}
@Override
public @NonNull Member member() {
return member;
}
}).ifPresent(roles -> {
final User user = member.user();
LongStream.of(roles.toLongArray())
.mapToObj(guild::role)
.filter(Optional::isPresent)
.map(Optional::get)
.forEach(role -> {
LOGGER.info("Adding \"{}\" ({}) to role \"{}\" ({})", FunkyTown.globalName(user), user.id(), role.name(), role.id());
member.roles().add(role);
});
});
}
yeah no that's retarded
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upper flicker
🎵 🎵 🎵
void void
lowkey song's a bop tho
limber knotBOT
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golden gust
That just reminds me of the windows XP oobe song
mental oriole
🧻
limber knotBOT
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cosmic raft
now we have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp2rhM8YUZY
limber knotBOT
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golden gust
lol
void void
pulsar wigeon
you really like that picture don't you
void void
wtf
there are people in oregon who dont know how to pump their own gas, and the new law allows self service, and they're all flipping the fuck out about it
these people are fucking braindead
ok i shouldn't say that because you can't pump your own in the philippines, but still
I’ve lived in this state all my life and I REFUSE to pump my own gas … This a service only qualified people should perform. I will literally park at the pump and wait until someone pumps my gas.
WTF?
void void
This a service only qualified people should perform.
golden gust
ngl, it's just kinda weird
I've not seen anywhere in the UK that's not self service :L
void void
good boy
in the philippines they're all full service, you pull up, tell them how much gas you want, they fill you up and you go
havent seen a single self service
but here in the US, as far as I knew until now, it was all self service
except apparently fucking oregon and new jersey
fucking quacks
golden gust
Yea, you guys have some places that don't permit it
Which is just. wut...
You take off the cap, put the thing in the thing and squeeze the thing
It's like...
wut
void void
should be one way or the other, all self service or all full service. none of this half and half shit
i totally would've driven to one of those states and gotten out and started pumping
then have police chasing me
golden gust
lol
pulsar wigeon
leaf that synchronized one is logically sound ok
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it's not
vestal jasper
Ok so I have to be a fuel station attendant sometimes
vestal jasper
You'd be surprised how retarded people can be
golden gust
idk vic
golden gust
Like, are you sure that you're qualified?
void void
my dad is 'allowed' to sound his horn on the truck for full service gas filling here in Cali, because he has no legs (he has proesthetics, so he can get out and do it himself but he has that option)
vestal jasper
I had a person overfill their tank and continue pumping
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the lvar was enough to keep it
vestal jasper
They came up like "I spilled some fuel think the pump is broken"
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u probably read ur code wrong
pulsar wigeon
i literally have the error that shows it got gc'd
void void
does your pump not have the auto stop that clicks as soon as there is fuel touching the nozzle...
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it gets gc'd if it was only in the weakref
vestal jasper
It does
void void
wtf
vestal jasper
They literally managed to bypass it
pulsar wigeon
lvar is not enough
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lvar is enough
pulsar wigeon
wait no
vestal jasper
No u var
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javac doesn't do that shit
pulsar wigeon
jit does
void void
.g ivar
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pulsar wigeon
gc doesn't care what javac does
void void
ok, someone explain
golden gust
local var
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ok am retest after jit warmup
pulsar wigeon
lvar = local var
golden gust
u dumfuq
pulsar wigeon
public class Holder {
public Holder(Referent x) { this.ref = new WeakRef(x); }
public Referent get() { return ref.get(); }
private WeakRef<Referent> ref;
}
// ... elsewhere
{
Referent lvar = new Referent();
Holder holder = new Holder(lvar);
// wait for gc
holder.get(); // = null
}
easy repro
pulsar wigeon
do what?
pulsar wigeon
https://i.imgur.com/KpLZLVn.png ¯_(ツ)_/¯
merry talon
couldn't you just take the nozzle out and keep pumping
void void
there are cameras on each pump sir
merry talon
how else are you supposed to suicide by fire when you get home
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hm
the JIT DID cause it
it's time
without a warmup it ooms
with one it doesn't maybe it's not allocating though
gg it is allocating
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new leaf avatar
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ikr
I'll accept defeat on this one wiz gg well played
can't believe the jit would do something like that
that's fucking counter-intuitive
void void
LMFAO
i fucking put my first and last name in google domains
and it provides all these suggestions
im done, thx google
pulsar wigeon
I'll accept defeat on this one wiz gg well played
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time to file a bug report
I'm taking a bet here and them going 'lol it's undefined get fucked retard'
ugh but there are potential cases where that behaviour is useful
fuck it they can figure that out\
pulsar wigeon
link
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I will at you when I do
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I'll want to do some further confirmation confirming that it's still attempting the allocation
aka gc logs
pulsar wigeon
but somewhere between the compiler/jit/gc it decides the lvar is redundant
yea k gl
i'll just keep my synchronized block
idc ¯_(ツ)_/¯
pulsar wigeon
tru
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just watch the pornhub adaptation sweepy
merry talon
I can just download an HD rip in like 30 seconds
why do I even bother
you know what there is probably some good blade runner shit on pornhub
void void
LP discord is ded.
How the fuck do you set a perm with the new API
Docs have a TODO and I've been ignored for 3 days
void void
breh
merry talon
mfw
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do you have the get api
void void
the what
void void
we're talking about luckperms, yes?
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sure
void void
are there two artifacts?
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idk
void void
then wtf are you talking about
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do you know where to get perms from luckperms
hard kernel
hi
hard kernel
i am here
void void
hi
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET THE PERMS FROM THE USER IN LUCKPERMS
hard kernel
dont yell at simple
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YELL AT YOU TOO
void void
bro
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and dum
hard kernel
uneducated*
void void
wait a minute wtf
limber knotBOT
Dude don't you know he's an evil Cardassian assassin/spy? Don't piss him off
void void
these 2 sentences are the set perm documentation i think
smh
ok
scrolled right past that shit
limber knotBOT
So you get a whole map instead of a specific permission then you can just modify the map and it'll change things?
void void
yea then you have to save the data as well after you do that
previously, i just called setPermission on User
it's whatever.
complexity for complexity's sake i guess
merry talon
wait why did he have to do it for you lol
void void
because for mac there is no proper sharex; however, there is a thing called magiccap and its sftp doesn't work properly but it supports sxcu; he had to add my domain to support sxcu in his thing, and i just added an A record
downside is the domain shows sxcu
but it doesnt really bother me
void void
oh in terms of dns yea i just set an A record
idk what all he did
but afaik anyone can use my domain with sxcu if they want
merry talon
i don't see it in the list
void void
its not public
he did it for me as a favor
but you can just set it up in your sxcu file
rancid timber
Hello, i wonder if net.minecraft.server.v1_15_R1.IAsyncTaskHandler.awaitTasks() will actually cost tps?
maybe we need sync to real world something?
Don't understand
void void
wut
rancid timber
In spark sampler
net.minecraft.server.v1_15_R1.IAsyncTaskHandler.awaitTasks() 's percentage is critical to tps?
void void
yea is it syncing the results back into main or what's going on
if so then yea prob tps cost
pulsar wigeon
also samplers don't tell you much about tps use anyway
rancid timber
Because when there's 25 player, tps can be 15 or 20
After comparing the percentage's, i guess the biggest difference is
net.minecraft.server.v1_15_R1.IAsyncTaskHandler.awaitTasks()
TPS15:https://sparkprofiler.github.io/#BkjaiwpH4j
TPS20:https://sparkprofiler.github.io/#niAj3y2TH1
pulsar wigeon
pretty sure that method is the "oversleep"
rancid timber
i sampled 3 secs
pulsar wigeon
timings would prob be more useful if you want to know about tps tho
rancid timber
Timings usually give me some random Entity which use 38% or something ticks
Can't analysis most of the time
I did use it to check no tps loss from aspects other than entity actually, i frequently see PacketProcessing or ServerOversleep costs 10~20% ticks on lag
maybe i should change network connection thereshold to 512?
pulsar wigeon
yea well if you take a look at what's happening below awaitTasks you'll see it's the same shit lol
you can kinda cross-reference the timings to the sampler
rancid timber
so, awaitTasks would cost tps?
I don't know Java await
pulsar wigeon
the name has nothing to do with java
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the entity tracker strikes again
pulsar wigeon
(there's no await keyword in java like javascript or c# anyway)
rancid timber
so that's majang or deobfs name?
pulsar wigeon
that's spigot's name
also awaitTasks isn't taking a significant part of either of those spark reports
not that i'd expect a 3 second report to be useful in any regard
unless you're trying to diagnose an actual spike/pause
but that doesn't affect overall TPS, which is what you were asking
rancid timber
i thought if i sampler too long, the lag spike will fade away
void void
pulsar wigeon
ahhh so you had a lag spike
rancid timber
yes
pulsar wigeon
which isn't what you were asking at all
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inb4 gc
pulsar wigeon
.xy
limber knotBOT
rancid timber
25 player can be 15tps or 20tps
rancid timber
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o/
rose mist
Does anyone here know how to read and timings report and help reduce lag spikes?
void void
.dontask
limber knotBOT
void void
go to #paper-help and just ask your question.
vestal jasper
mfw I finally encountered an issue that occurs on paper but not spigot
void void
what issue is that
vestal jasper
something something restoring player heads via logging plugins is broken
CO and Prism affected
void void
👀
vestal jasper
I just tested on Spigot and Paper
perfectly functional on spigot but the heads don't have any texture data whatsoever when restored on paper
logging on spigot and restoring on paper still results in the issue
versed panther
vestal jasper
ok wat
Spigot
Paper
literally 0 world modifications between the 2, all I did was startup and join the server 
rancid timber
Are there hot chunk holder in paper? i.e. Prevent Highly used chunk from unloading
or i need to write plugin to forceloaded?
dunno if this will make server perform better tho
btw, if chunk load is async, why is there will be significant tps loss when player flying too fast?
Something like Packet processing?
rancid timber
Or it's mostly because of getChunkFutureMainThread?
void void
if you want to ask specific performance questions related to specific threads or code features please go to #paper-dev.
This is #general. Please read the topic and ask yourself if this is the right channel.
I'll give you a huge hint.
It's not.
restive coyote
rancid timber
oh thanks
void void
anyone know what datapack adds zombie invasions/sieges
i saw it few days ago but forgot to bookmark it :/
fallen jungle
you can probably dig it up from your browser history if you really need to
void void
.g minecraft datapack +zombie invasion|siege
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void void
@void void is that it
nah it was one that adds a bunch of stuff tho
im just going through every single datapack right now looking
xd
lol ok.
void void
this dude literally waltzed right through cartel controlled land, and was let go because he talked like a bumbling idiot and couldnt speak spanish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSoFDivGIdc
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void void
that guy in the thumbnail is a cartel enforcer but this guy is like "lol the local militia wanted to check my passport :))"
heady spear
bald is amazing
void void
i swear to god
i love his channel but he needs to be more careful
yes he got kicked out, but he was super close to getting murdered lol
limber knotBOT
gotta live on the edge!
stone sierra
cursive oracle
vestal jasper
why are u a tractor
timber moon
void void
any 1.15 plugin that severely nerfs villager trading?
latent valve
.g spigotmc nerf villager 1.15
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dapper nacelle
time to view the 4GB of pirated video material explaining REST APIs that my teacher got his hands on for me
serene bear
strange sorrel
keen panther
void void
if all the villagers in a village are murdered by player/zombies do they ever respawn?
upper flicker
no
void void
😦
upper flicker
not that Im aware of anyway
you can repopulate villages though by moving other villagers in
dusk drift
make em fuck
olive pivot
limber knotBOT
are you about to tell me what number I can call for that?
I demand reparations
all I did was ask wiz to be my valentine's
granite salmon
oh that grump
limber knotBOT
oh it was so peaceful in here
granite salmon
someone doesn't like valentines day
limber knotBOT
idk why, I feel like I was doing him a favor by asking him to be my valentine's tbh
pulsar wigeon
i will ban you again if you keep it up
latent valve
Oof
limber knotBOT
what a weird thing to ban me over
limber knotBOT
does that mean you will be magma's valentine's?
limber knotBOT
make love not war
limber knotBOT
maybe paper staff has a hidden rule where they are banned from dating users
if our love is forbidden blink three times
latent valve
limber knotBOT
meanwhile wiz dm'ing magma about their forbidden love
latent valve
😂 😂 😂
woven otter
#justiceformagma worked?
upper flicker
no
upper flicker
idk I didnt see who unbanned him
limber knotBOT
wiz himself I guess
latent valve
Wiz cant resist
granite salmon
did you ban him again...
supple lagoon
heady spear
yes, he did.
latent valve
🤦 wiz is mean
woven otter
wiz is 🚮
limber knotBOT
wiz is a duck
latent valve
.8ball is duck next on wiz kick list?
limber knotBOT
shakes the magic 8 ball... You know the answer better than I
heady spear
if mtm is ever banned then there's no point in remaining here
woven otter
luv u ❤️
heady spear
ew gtfo
void void
For anyone waiting - OptiFine 1.15.2 is finally out. Be warned, though:
limber knotBOT
cool?
who cares?
tbh I literally had the same exact fps count with and without now
1.15 is pretty neat
tho obviously shader and other functionality is nice
yeah
there are other shader mods
fallen jungle
Now I just need 1.16 optifine
topaz mortar
😄
topaz mortar
Optifine... Do not support it.
The developer has an add wall on front of the downloads.
The dev should release the binaries on Github so he will have less costs to handle.
heady spear
just use the mirrors...?
limber knotBOT
lol
that's the last reason why one shouldn't support Optifine
the fact that it's freaking closed source is way more annoying
topaz mortar
City I don't use Optifine at all.
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it's not always about supporting the costs of a site
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believe it or not people have more expenses than that
seus patreon
.seus patreon
shit
pulsar wigeon
u dum
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.g seus patreon
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topaz mortar
OSS can reduce theses.
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48,251 per month
pulsar wigeon
that's not a job lol
he could retire
he could literally take a year of that
pay taxes
upper flicker
thats a job yes
limber knotBOT
doesn't he have a job besides that too? xD
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it is a job wiz
limber knotBOT
I remember him working for some game company or something
heady spear
how the hell is that not a job?
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wiz is dum
pulsar wigeon
yall missing the point
heady spear
what is the point, then?
topaz mortar
It is not his "main" job.
limber knotBOT
I hope he bought bitcoins with that back when they were only 6K each, lol
pulsar wigeon
the point is he doesn't have to do shit anymore
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why would he bail
heady spear
So if you make a lot of money from a job then it's no longer a job? huh
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that's called losing the patreons part 0
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doesn't mean it's not a job
pulsar wigeon
obv he can keep raking in money
heady spear
you also said " that's not a job lol"
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wiz
limber knotBOT
meanwhile I just use Sildurs basic shaders, lol
static badge
you're retarded 
green turret
That's not a job, that's my wife!
topaz mortar
The PlotSquared/FAWE guys should do Patreon as well. Could be a big stimulation to spend more time into the topics of rewriting.
pulsar wigeon
except there's no motivation to spend outside of "supporting them"
it's foss
and turns out unless you can pay a full time salary, people still have other shit to do
limber knotBOT
could just lock access behind a pay wall ¯_(ツ)_/¯
pulsar wigeon
yeaaaaaaa they could
limber knotBOT
but AWE tried that and it didn't turn out well, lol
upper flicker
it didnt turn out well because FAWE became a thing
despite whatever some will say that F meant free for most of the community
not fast
pulsar wigeon
turns out people would rather go fast for free than slow for premium
limber knotBOT
well it would probably not have taken off so fast if AWE wasn't locked
limber knotBOT
(besides the whole fact of selling a fork of worldedit, lol)
pulsar wigeon
they would never have bought into awe's 🚮
fawe originally wasn't a fork either btw
did roughly the same thing as awe with runtime injection shit
modern citrus
high cosmos
heady spear
PlotSquared is going freemium, we're not going to offer any free support in the future. The source will still be open
pulsar wigeon
tbh i kinda like that model
heady spear
idk what's going on with FAWE, but they're supposedly making progress. The main issue is that Jesse left everything in a very broken state and it took a while and a half for people to pick it up
pulsar wigeon
fuuid does it
peak dirge
oic
pulsar wigeon
tbh i think the main issue is that matt is the only person who seems to actually be interested enough/have enough motivation/time to devote to working on fawe
problem is most people just don't care anymore cuz they don't have any use for it themselves, don't play MC anymore etc
heady spear
It works for PlotSquared because it's basically fully functioning, but we've kinda given up on the community. This way we filter out all of the entitled assholes, and that means we can focus on the people that care enough to support us
if you can't spend money on the plugin, just grab it from jenkins and use that
peak dirge
When I made RedisBungee freemium I still had a lot of assholes
heady spear
our plugins attract a special kind of assholes lol
peak dirge
Perhaps I didn't charge enough money (I set my price at $12.49)
I think the next time I have a plugin like that (lol) I'll make them pay $89
heady spear
We used to have a couple of regulars that threw money at us for a while, and they kind of helped shape the direction of the development
we prioritised their suggestions etc, but they're not really in the server community anymore
peak dirge
then again, what can a 15-year old kid wish for when their family was piss poor
because that's the environment in which RedisBungee was born into
heady spear
Also, damn did it feel good to completely drop support for older minecraft versions
if people ask for help with anything before 1.13 I just yeet them the fuck away
peak dirge
bUt I wAnT iT 4 mAh 1.7 PeEvVvEeE sErVeR :(((((((((((((
heady spear
1.8 people are bad, but Nukkit people are worse.
limber knotBOT
Nukkit?
peak dirge
any dweeb can convince mommy and daddy to drop $9.99 for bedrock
heady spear
Nukkit is Bukkit for bedrock edition :p
peak dirge
because they can sacrifice that cash at the altar of great consumerism
heady spear
although I think it's nukkitx now?
peak dirge
the app store
yeah, nukkitx is the actually maintained version
the bedrock community is a special breed of dumb
heady spear
https://bstats.org/plugin/bukkit/PlotSquared/1404
PlotSquared is pretty dead atm, so I doubt we'll get rich from it
heady spear
but maybe we can make enough back to cover athion's jenkins cost 😛
heady spear
velocity is big sexy tho
peak dirge
but maybe I can make back the $30/month I pay to DigitalOcean for the VPSes
right now that comes out of my college money
and I'm getting less of that now because I had to withdraw from a class
heady spear
right, I used to cover most of our costs before I cried enough about it for someone else to host our shit
that an loads of dumb gdpr threats and I just rage quit
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pastel skiff
Does bungee kill worldguard regions?
pulsar wigeon
that was some gud shit lol
someone threatened some gdpr action cuz they used a debug paste command that uploaded their log
🍿
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how'd that end
pastel skiff
Cos my region r in theworldguard config but its not showing a region
Oh nvm on wrong server
heady spear
I deleted all of our web apps and handed over discord server ownership
and then I didn't touch the plugin for a couple of months x)
olive garden
you simply do not calculate factorial using just recursion
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just use a for loop
heady spear
....?
pulsar wigeon
it's a bukkit/forge hybrid
from the chinese community
apparently works decently ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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.g catserver
limber knotBOT
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pulsar wigeon
pulsar wigeon
yes despite the weeb avatar, that's chinese
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holy shit this setup
it looks like they copy pasta'd bukkit into cb
then added some forge shit
pulsar wigeon
lmao
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and then they have patches
so they copy pasta'd forge, cb, and bukkit into one src
and then use a patch system for nms
ok
heady spear
some dude asked me if he could repost plotsquared on some chinese forum
but it was already there, and the thread is popping
peak dirge
Fun stuff
pulsar wigeon
yea i saw kashike
i'll take the opportunity to kick leaf whenever i feel like it
:^)
peak dirge
I found a bug in those Bukkit-Forge hybrids with tab lists
Velocity exposed it as it doesn't rewrite tab lists like dumb bungee does
heady spear
107 pages of posts .-.
cosmic raft
wonder if this still works
twin lagoon
you'll want to check out Magma
cosmic raft
~paper-2937
pulsar wigeon
worldedit's got one too
twin lagoon
magma is 1.12.2 forge with spigot support
pulsar wigeon
there's a whole guide in chinese too
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was not aware the chinese minecraft community is popping
heady spear
There's this entire community that you never hear from
pulsar wigeon
mcbbs yo
heady spear
kinda weird lol
twin lagoon
peak dirge
I have to go to class lol
twin lagoon
actively maintained and seemed to be mostly working when i used it
pulsar wigeon
catserver looks maintained too tbf
pulsar wigeon
yea
twin lagoon
fine
pulsar wigeon
just learn chinese
twin lagoon
actively maintained & english
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imagine filing a bug report
pulsar wigeon
but like
main issue i have with magmafoundation still
having never used the software
twin lagoon
that's the one thing that sucks
pulsar wigeon
well
stiff yarrow
pulsar wigeon
i was gonna show how their website is covered in lorem ipsum but it's not loading
oh hey 20 seconds later it finally loaded
looks like they fixed their front page too
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lorem ipsum?
twin lagoon
dolor sit amet
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tf
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money?
pulsar wigeon
that was their site as of a week ago or two
heady spear
how much money can they really make
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.g Lorem ipsum meme
latent valve
limber knotBOT
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what the fuck is this
heady spear
have you never heard of lorum ipsum?
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no
pulsar wigeon
heady spear
bless your heart
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I'm not retarded
twin lagoon
leaf what the fuck
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PLACEHOLDER TEXT WORKS TOO GUYS
pulsar wigeon
^
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you fucking web devs are crazy fuckers
twin lagoon
i genuinely do not understand how you have never heard of it before
and you're a developer
pulsar wigeon
meh
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pulsar wigeon
one of today's 10000
the real joke is his outrage over something he's never heard of being a thing
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stiff yarrow
Web dev 🤢
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I agree
left swift
I need a meatier Lorem ipsum
heady spear
I need meat
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yeah that's pretty weird
heady spear
I'm not a vegan
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you lying
heady spear
!!!
left swift
The bamboozle
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big doubt
green turret
pulsar wigeon
i mean, just cuz you can't find any guy who will take you doesn't make you not gay
and just cuz you also can't find any girl who will take you doesn't make you not bi
:^)
stiff yarrow
Are you gay if you’re bi 
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being bi is pretty gay so yes
heady spear
Am bi and I am not a vegan because I consume both dairy and eggs so
pulsar wigeon
yea being bi is both gay + straight
left swift
heady spear
also I don't chomp down on pp so that wouldn't make me not vegan
pulsar wigeon
oh, vegetarian then i guess
who cares
also given how vehemently you speak against dairy
¯_(ツ)_/¯
left swift
Maybe he's lack toes and taller ants
heady spear
I just said it's processed 😛 I actually have very little against small scaled dairy farms
we used to have a bunch of cows before my mom set them on fire
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burgers
left swift
🍔
heady spear
I don't like big scale industrial farms, mostly because they tend to treat the animals like crap. But that's a different story.
pulsar wigeon
i think i went over this when we had this discussion but my great aunt also had cows in her basement/barn
then she got too old to take care of them so she gave them to the neighbors or something
how long do cows live
cuz that was like 10 years ago now
left swift
Atleast 5 in dog years
pulsar wigeon
wonder if they're dead by now
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.g average life span of a cow
limber knotBOT
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.wa average life span of a cow
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: 20 years - https://is.gd/4F8roF
left swift
I was right
pulsar wigeon
no you weren't?
5 in dog years = 30-40 years?
or did you mean that the other way around
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.wa how many human years is 5 dog years
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: 0.7143 years - https://is.gd/cVXy6L
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yeah you're way off
left swift
pulsar wigeon
.wa 5 human years to dog years
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: 35 dog years - https://is.gd/BVrLGw
stiff yarrow
Is that average counting the ones we butcher
heady spear
he did say "at least"
left swift
But what about cow years to dog years
pulsar wigeon
yea ok just misinterpreted
heady spear
either way I am pretty lonely so I'll be opening up for dating application so people can get a chance to date me
pulsar wigeon
well i assumed he meant at least 5 (converted to) dog years, so at least 35 human years
but cows are 20 human years, so that's less than 35
stiff yarrow
Okcupid is good for long term dating
left swift
Grinder
heady spear
I met my ex on tinder, that worked out great
stiff yarrow
Okcupid is setup more towards info dumping
unreal quarry
it doesnt matter where you met your ex. it never works out great. (thats why they're your ex)
runs away
stiff yarrow
You can end a relationship on good terms you know
limber knotBOT
If you just want a leg over PlentyofFish
stiff yarrow
When I tried tinder it was too wild for me
heady spear
We ended it on great terms, I just jump out of the bus in case he enter it, and I avoided his faculty at uni for half a year
stiff yarrow
😱
left swift
If u go into every relationship expecting it to end you will never be disappointed :,)
pulsar wigeon
every relationship ends
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heady spear
He did cheat on me and pretended to play board games though, that was great
pulsar wigeon
you just gotta hope it ends with you both dying at an old age happily together in your sleep
stiff yarrow
My current girlfriend is pretty great, we binge watch anime together and she’s seen all of Star Trek 
left swift
Mirrors aren't girlfriends
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was it the girl u said liked anime or something way back nossr
topaz mortar
Star Trek 
unreal quarry
Devs don't have s/o's. Didn't we cover this last week in vc?
limber knotBOT
stiff yarrow
Same girl
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u did it
stiff yarrow
She’s cute af
ember crag
My gf and I have been together 12 years. : )
pulsar wigeon
not into the marriage thing or?
that's a lot time to consider someone in the dating stage
heady spear
oh and in high school one of my ex's dads got a restraining order against me after she ran away from home
that was fun
stiff yarrow
There’s some minor financial gains to marriage
ember crag
It's a money thing. We come from broke families so we're 100% on the hook for all wedding costs. Decided a house was a better investment, so we bought the house together instead.
left swift
Marriage is good for taxes
stiff yarrow
Just don’t have a wedding
unreal quarry
You've been with your gf longer than I've been with my wife @ember crag lol
limber knotBOT
Pffftt
pulsar wigeon
walk into the courthouse, sign some documents, costs nearly nothing
unreal quarry
My marriage was $125
heady spear
also if u don't get married then you can't have sex
pulsar wigeon
get tax benefits
unreal quarry
Justice of peace ftw
ember crag
No, but she wants a fancy ceremony. I'm fine with waiting if she gets what she wants.
pulsar wigeon
have a big party later when it's in your means
heady spear
12 years without sex doesn't sound nice
left swift
Get married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas 
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true city
pulsar wigeon
would get married just for tax healthcare etc tbh :^)
stiff yarrow
Same wiz
limber knotBOT
Loose half of your stuff as well
pulsar wigeon
yea you would
left swift
Is there a world record for someone having the most divorces
ember crag
Did the math on healthcare. We save money with separate insurance.
pulsar wigeon
it's ok vert he has no stuff
heady spear
I have no stuff
unreal quarry
Income tax is nicer too once married, btw. How you think I get $10k returned every year? :p
stiff yarrow
How do you save money with separate health care
heady spear
they can get half my socks
stiff yarrow
Oh wait not married
ember crag
Yeah. +1 coverage costs more than she pays for hers from work.
And it's the same insurance because same employer.
ember crag
Yeah
pulsar wigeon
wtf?
stiff yarrow
Marriage is like free healthcare for one person
pulsar wigeon
same employer?
heady spear
paying for healthcare is wild
pulsar wigeon
+1 costs more than base???
stiff yarrow
I pay 420 a month for health insurance
pulsar wigeon
what kind of backwards health plan does your employer give
stiff yarrow
I cry everytime I pay it
unreal quarry
Healthcare is a bitch, I can agree to that 100%
heady spear
That's one good thing about living in socialism country
left swift
Everyone poor 
stiff yarrow
If I ever went to ER without it though I’d be fucked
ember crag
Yeah. Employer only pays their portion for the employee. Addons are full cost. I've got a coworker who pays $350/wk for him, wife, 4 kids. I pay $35/wk for mine, gf pays same for hers.
heady spear
we may not have freedom of speech but at least I can afford to put into healtcare queues for 5 years
pulsar wigeon
the fuk is that lol
ember crag
And that's on the standard plan.
pulsar wigeon
i pay like 70/month for just me, and i get up to ~3k/yr match on HSA contributions
ember crag
They don't match HSA, so I just invest what I would have contributed there.
Tbh, I miss when my mom used to work for Blue Cross. Best insurance I had until I turned 25.
pulsar wigeon
i work at the same place my mom worked before she retired :^)
so i'm on the same plan
ember crag
I work at an automotive lighting manufacturer. Parent company is Japanese, so everything is as cheap for them as possible.
ember crag
But it's good take home pay if you have the self control to manage your own finances.
limber knotBOT
Same here in the uk and we dont have hairy women
heady spear
I had to pay $10 per night I spent at the hospital after my surgery
healthcare in Sweden is rough
green turret
Y'all need Bernie to get some of this socialism up in ya!
limber knotBOT
he has good chances
cosmic raft
rood
limber knotBOT
yeah, he should be like 20 years younger