wtf was that in reference to, whey protein?
#general
limber knotBOT
latent valve
wizjanyLast Sunday at 8:06 PM
do you know how much fucking shit they add to those drinks to get it even close to the nutritional value of actual milk
yea wiz have a point there
just drink milk
heady spear
just stop being allergic to milk!!
latent valve
^^^^
limber knotBOT
it was about almond milk?
heady spear
pea milk :p
wide chasm
Is milk allergy even a thing? I thought lactose intolerance was what made some people unable to drink milk.
acoustic pilot
many plant milks are fortified, yeah
heady spear
Yes, you can be allergic to proteins.
acoustic pilot
plant foods in general are often fortified
heady spear
So is normal milk
limber knotBOT
most people are intolerant, but people can be straight up allergic iirc
heady spear
most milk has added vitamin D
and most fat is stripped from the milk and then added back to get exact percentages because cows don't squirt out 3% milk
limber knotBOT
I ended up discovering that i have a mild intolerance so I stopped drinking it
when I do get some like once a year it's lactose-free
vestal jasper
69.76
heady spear
I know people that go into anaphylactic shock if they consume milk
latent valve
CITY! that why u drink ohomogeniserad mjölk
heady spear
yes and then die
acoustic pilot
intolerance and allergy aren't the same thing
limber knotBOT
thanks byte for pointing out something no one claimed to be true
latent valve
not the same
heady spear
ohomogeniserad mjölk is just lumps lol
limber knotBOT
we can always trust in you for the useful remarks
do you have any comments about how wet water is as well?
latent valve
ohomogeniserad mjölk = they doesnt break up milk fat and have it at3%
it vary from 2.5-4% and u can get that grädde on top
acoustic pilot
just saw mild intolerance go to anaphylactic shock and felt the need to distinguish lol
the two are very different issues 😛
limber knotBOT
yes, it's almost like we brought them up as separate things for a good reason
heady spear
I never said intolerance and I wrote that in response to the questions about allergies, so there was no need for that
latent valve
Try dat city taste better taste better than other milk i tried
heady spear
I can't even consume milk so I'd rather not lel
plus it's from skåne so I don't trust it
latent valve
Just shove it down your throy
granite salmon
Milk
latent valve
Lel
granite salmon
is amazing
limber knotBOT
basically what we're saying is that you should play chess with mredok byte because you two are roughly as smart
acoustic pilot
how do i chess
latent valve
can we get this bot banned?
acoustic pilot
@latent valve this is why you are not a mod lol
heady spear
that and 90000 other reasons
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rolled
latent valve
heady spear
dumb swedes don't deserve anything good in life
heady spear
Russia can just come take us
limber knotBOT
way ahead of you byte
heady spear
it's not like we'd put up a fight
limber knotBOT
they just don't know it yet
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typical swedes
void void
Any good quest plugins that integrate well with MCMMO?
heady spear
our army is a bunch of 10 year olds with nerf guns
acoustic pilot
a militia of american hobbyist gun owners could probably take over sweden
latent valve
blur https://google.com/
heady spear
that's where I keep my dildos, not my subs
latent valve
😂
granite salmon
Huge ass thing on the right
heady spear
Anyway so Возьми меня папа Путин. Я весь твой.
I miss Pim, he was a way better Swede than this edok eunuch dude
heady spear
"In China, castration included removal of the penis as well as the testicles (see emasculation). Both organs were cut off with a knife at the same time."
wow
heady spear
u don't need any plugins besides plotsquared
Anyway babes ima go to uni to show my sexy code to some TA so like have fun. Toodles.
latent valve
kek
safe mason
Hi, without ServerListPlus#Version.Name my server shows the default message but with it I can show this: https://sillyre.com/i/j4rwq.png
Anyone knows how I can achieve this?
I've already done something like this: https://sillyre.com/i/uz01k.png
void void
rain tree
next yacht
limber knotBOT
never knew minecraft had such a long/nice credits song oO
fallen jungle
song??
austere ivy
Are chunks stored 3D ever since 1.15 as well?
limber knotBOT
eh nothing sung, rather music
fallen jungle
yLine, wdym 'stored 3D'?
austere ivy
Yeah, alright I thought it wasn't new.
So biomes are divided into 16x16x16 sections now aswell?
limber knotBOT
4x4x4
austere ivy
Oh.
limber knotBOT
1024 biomes per chunk
austere ivy
subdivide that subdivision
fallen jungle
Looking forward to what Mojang's going to do with the biome system
austere ivy
I'm hoping for a cave update.
fallen jungle
Actually, does the new nether already take advantage of that?
limber knotBOT
yep
fallen jungle
cave update is what I'm waiting for the most
and that's super cool actually
I didn't even notice
limber knotBOT
everyone is, yes 😂
fallen jungle
Though I have to admit the nether got me much more excited than I thought it would
austere ivy
Seems like Mojang is fine with adding more tiers.. but apparently a couple years ago NO to any more tiers.
fallen jungle
I don't mind Mojang changing their mind here, I think it was a welcome addition
austere ivy
I think that they're throwing the whole internal rules of what they do and don't add to the game, and that includes adding more tiers of armor/weapons, so if we got a cave update we might get, I don't know, emerald tier or something.
Probably not emerald.
limber knotBOT
the nether looks amazing ngl, not sure about the armor yet
austere ivy
Maybe they'll finally use that ruby texture, hm?
fallen jungle
I'd assume we're not getting emerald stuff indeed
Emeralds are already important in the villager stuff
austere ivy
Playing it seems like a mod to me, it's really weird stuff that I'd expect to see in Natura or something. But I guess that's what people said about pistons and horses.
sturdy harbor
limber knotBOT
1.13, 14, and 16 are the sexiest feature updates since 1.8/9
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
all between was a bit eh
limber knotBOT
they just need to nail performance, but features are al dente :D
austere ivy
performance in the nether for me isn't too bad, considering I'm on a 2012 laptop.
fallen jungle
I was going to say the same, even my laptop can survive nether
austere ivy
Walls being walls are also a much welcome change, imo.
fallen jungle
Though I seem to be used to 20-30 fps, 20 felt buttery smooth to me
what?
That's a thing now?
limber knotBOT
oO
austere ivy
Yeah.
limber knotBOT
under 60 is urgh for me
austere ivy
Surprisingly one of my favorite parts of the update lol
limber knotBOT
and with a bit of magic / blockstate halting, you can even make some nice patterns into a wall of walls
(setting the connections low/high)
fallen jungle
Is the stick that was able to change block states still a thing?
austere ivy
Yeah. Debug stick.
fallen jungle
How do I get that?
limber knotBOT
debug_stick
austere ivy
/give [] debug_stick
fallen jungle
thanks
limber knotBOT
I love it
austere ivy
Found a quick bug, regular lantern's texture is animated but soul fire lantern's isn't.
limber knotBOT
~~even with dirty hacks it looks still nice, structurally https://i.imgur.com/t9BYmxf.jpg~~
austere ivy
Some parts look nice and some parts look reeeaallly not so great, I think they'll work on improving generation once they have all the blocks and stuff added in.
austere ivy
Some people are saying they used the holes in walls to their advantage but I think the new system is much more flexible.
limber knotBOT
.g paper source
(KennyTV) https://www.papersource.com/ -- Paper Source: Stationery Stores, Wedding Invitations, Gifts...: "The premier paper store for unique gifts, cards, gift wrap, wedding invitations, stationery, crafts, party supplies, paper, envelopes & more."
oh
latent valve
lmao
limber knotBOT
.g minecraft paper source
(KennyTV) https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper -- PaperMC/Paper: High performance Spigot fork that aims to...: "How To (Compiling Jar From Source). To compile Paper, you need JDK 8, maven, and an internet connection. Clone this repo, run ./paper jar from bash,..."
your welcome, much hard
limber knotBOT
wat
sturdy harbor
ya
limber knotBOT
did you read the.. readme?
sturdy harbor
ya
im a dev
but never did spigots before
and i wanna try it out
ik u run ./paper
latent valve
How To (Compiling Jar From Source)
To compile Paper, you need JDK 8, maven, and an internet connection.
Clone this repo, run ./paper jar from bash, get files.
well what do you get then
fallen jungle
Screenshot?
sturdy harbor
and it randomly closes
ya hold up
its been like that for like 10m
cat: /c/Users/Codins/Desktop/Paper-master/work/BuildData/info.json: No such file or directory
cat: /c/Users/Codins/Desktop/Paper-master/work/BuildData/info.json: No such file or directory
cat: /c/Users/Codins/Desktop/Paper-master/work/BuildData/info.json: No such file or directory
cat: /c/Users/Codins/Desktop/Paper-master/work/BuildData/info.json: No such file or directory
cat: /c/Users/Codins/Desktop/Paper-master/work/BuildData/info.json: No such file or directory
cat: /c/Users/Codins/Desktop/Paper-master/work/BuildData/info.json: No such file or directory
not i get that
i gtg school will be on later
golden gust
the keyword is clone, not download
limber knotBOT
ur a clone
pulsar yarrow
upper flicker
downloads electroniccat
limber knotBOT
overwrites electroniccat with pictures of magma.. again
upper flicker
undo undo undo
limber knotBOT
I obviously meant actual magma, duh, not that ugly beard guy
.g magma pictures
(KennyTV) https://www.magmapictures.co.uk/ -- Welcome to Magma Pictures: "Home · Who we are · Why us? Press · Gallery · Awards · Contact us. Fiction Films. Short and feature length fiction films for cinema and TV ·..."
alright those are not pictures of magma
limber knotBOT
what search engine is that?
upper flicker
no idea
limber knotBOT
a dum one for sure
upper flicker
everytime it fucks something up people joke that its bing
and then someone else says its google
so idfk
not my bot
sturdy harbor
Ok noob
upper flicker
search on cafebabe was terrible too, not sure if this is the same actual bot source or what
sturdy harbor
I will clone once i get home.
limber knotBOT
finally someone calling cat out for what he is
austere ivy
This is a pretty cool form of rng.
Put any kind of non-gravity block over both the sticky pistons and just place a netherrack in the middle.
Really all of that piston stuff is useless, it just makes it not waste the bonemeal which should be in the dispenser.
fallen jungle
Turns out night vision + blindness is still a bad idea
Everything is rendered black
limber knotBOT
lol
fallen jungle
even text it seems
limber knotBOT
lmao a website dedicated to pics of me
now that's what I call shitposting 2020 edition
you could probably make a decently long album with all the pics I've posted of myself throughout the years
void void
.g magmaguy website 2020
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.healthypeople.gov/ -- Healthy People 2020 |: "This interactive data tool allows users to explore data and technical information related to the Healthy People 2020 objectives. Search Healthy..."
void void
what a plot twist
limber knotBOT
I don't think we'll find magma on that website
oblique elbow
Hi folks, does anyone know of a paper server compatible plugin that fixes the jungle sapling spawn rate? They're currently unsustainable, you can never turn a profit on saplings from jungle trees so you always run out.
limber knotBOT
regarding that we just talked about his coffeine/energy drink addiction
that's normal tho?
not sure if there's a plugin that increases the chance, but it'd very easy to do
.g cool website made by magmaguy
(^-^) https://github.com/MagmaGuy/EliteMobs -- MagmaGuy/EliteMobs: This is a spigot plugin that aims to...: "This is a spigot plugin that aims to extend Minecraft's survival endgame by making mobs more interesting. - MagmaGuy/EliteMobs."
fuck
close
hm
.g magmaguy's cool website
(^-^) https://magmaguy.com/ -- MagmaGuy's development website.: "Welcome to MagmaGuy's development website. Your #1 news aggregate for stuff you never knew you didn't care to know about. Odds are you are here for..."
there it is
also I'll have you know I am the picture of health
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more like magmagay
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video or fake
limber knotBOT
it's pretty gay ngl
(^-^) Elegance of a deer - length 8s - 0 likes, 1 dislike (0.0%) - 3 views - MagmaGuy on 2020.02.02
that's how I do it, every time
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that's
limber knotBOT
haters going to claim I hired a body double
limber knotBOT
hater
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but it's not dumb enough to be funny
limber knotBOT
let's see you doing better
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had your chair flipped or something it would be
limber knotBOT
marvelous
what a specimen
my only regret is that I can't have mirrors instead of computer monitors
void void
limber knotBOT
the 1.16 snapshot content seems to be barely a days worth of work
wide chasm
The content isn't bad imo, so I'm fine with it so far.
But I also expected them to start 1.16 snapshots later, kinda early imo.
limber knotBOT
they probably had that sitting around for a while now, there have been talks of a nether update since before 1.14
wide chasm
Yeah, they already showed some stuff previously as well afaik
At minecon earth or some other event I think.
Still waiting for the GUIs for those blocks that they didn't implement last time.
5 days later
"Alright, I added a block, have a nice weekend everybody"
limber knotBOT
I mean the designing of these blocks probably took a bit longer, but adding them seems really simple xD
wide chasm
Yeah, the textures probably take a bit of work, but I don't think adding a block should be difficult. Like, they have 200 or something of them now, you'd assume they'd know how to add another one at this point.
granite salmon
😂
limber knotBOT
did the nether ambient music play in 1.15? or is that new to the snapshots
real cave
Why hasn't Mojang added ambient nature sounds
Even subtle ones
The one underwater is great
At least add some chirping once in a while
limber knotBOT
irc bridge
wanton oak
ah, cool i dunno man, seems kinda gay to me
pulsar wigeon
you know what's not cool? homophobic language
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homophobic language is gay
limber knotBOT
sounds retarded
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woven otter
that's gay
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rip duck
woven otter
for legal reasons that's a joke
limber knotBOT
lol
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wait ur still here
woven otter
gay has multiple meanings
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what is this moderator bias
limber knotBOT
I recently learnt that we shouldn't even use the word "impairment" anymore but use "people with special needs"
acoustic pilot
that's retarded
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yeah welcome to "let's change the word"
limber knotBOT
pretty much 😂
woven otter
that's impaired
woven otter
.leaf
limber knotBOT
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roasting
limber knotBOT
and then there's the whole gendered speech thing in German, an absolute shitfest
upper flicker
is poland still with us?
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upper flicker
they've probably not done anything too bad then
limber knotBOT
canada has french which is gendered too
it's very, very hard to do gender-neutral stuff in portuguese
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look it's 2020
acoustic pilot
the whole canadian gender pronoun law that made jordan peterson famous
limber knotBOT
french as well
because now even our profs have literally no suggestions of how we should write genderless, but we are absolutely required to do so
limber knotBOT
watch out the thought police is coming after your mental misgenderments
acoustic pilot
@static badge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Act_to_amend_the_Canadian_Human_Rights_Act_and_the_Criminal_Code
limber knotBOT
tbh gendered speech is only really an issue in job descriptions, nobody cares if the dog or the cat is male or female by default
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The bill is intended to protect individuals from discrimination within the sphere of federal jurisdiction and from being the targets of hate propaganda yeah ok
upper flicker
that canadian law doesnt really look that offensive
acoustic pilot
That's the law that Jordan Peterson debated with the legislature and made him famous
upper flicker
its basically just extending existing class protections
limber knotBOT
gendered speech is also a problem if you are at uni =^]
upper flicker
its not like it's really making anything an issue for what a normal person could reasonably do
limber knotBOT
which good lord am I happy that I have informatics and english, not any german writing dum dum
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yeah I don't see the sections it modifies being really bad
limber knotBOT
only an issue when you are describing humans though
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is there some other laws that utilise it?
acoustic pilot
It really depends on whether someone can actually successfully pursue charges against you based on hate speech as a result of not using one's preferred gender pronoun. I don't think it's been legally tested yet, but that was the debate.
limber knotBOT
people should just stop talking abotu other humans behind their backs 
not talking about people works, unless you work in didactics :aaa:
tbh I even studied feminism at uni here in portugal and even they understand how fundamentally impossible genderless speech would be in our language
french is even more fun, the verbs change based on gender
it's equally impossible in german tbh
but people still try...
it's just people getting influenced by american gender politics
sort of ridiculous tbh
if you understand german, here are some possible ways of doing that explained (and how all of them suck): https://geschicktgendern.de/schreibweisen/
I mean here's something a prof said after being asked to make a sentence genderless: "I don't know, but you have to, else you might lose points"
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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yeah the hatespeech is 
acoustic pilot
i dunno if it's so strongly american, seeing as europe seems to be "leading the way" so to speak
america still has the most free speech in the free world
limber knotBOT
genderless speech is 100% american afaik
it's a concept that just doesn't work in a lot of other languages
we don't even have a single non-gendered pronoun
it's just stupid
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at least it's not french
limber knotBOT
the only thing they tried to change here is how we do plurals
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where every god damn noun has a gender
limber knotBOT
because if you have 99 women and 1 man you default to the male plural pronoun
and even those people are just seen as lunatics because it's just not correct to do things that way
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hello group of 99% women and 1% man
acoustic pilot
sounds like soon assuming someone's gender is gonna end up being a hate crime
limber knotBOT
are we talking about my uni departmnet stream?
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I've no idea what you're talking about actually
maybe can make leaf gender
then imprison all the disbelievers
limber knotBOT
ah yes, I identify as a leaf
acoustic pilot
then you must burn
limber knotBOT
feeling a bit retarded today
limber knotBOT
I believe so but there was a dirty hack to get around that
(from the last time this was brought up)
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are we employing dirty hacks in languages now
knotty nebula
hey, when an admin does /v I can see the particle effects, any way to remove those?
limber knotBOT
if you don't think that languages are full of dirty hacks then you are even more of a fool than what we previously believed
ah yes, /v, the well known paper commadn
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"the particle effects"?
limber knotBOT
if you actually study a language it takes very little time before you start unraveling just how clumsily they are put together
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yeah I barely got through french in hs
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ur probably not wrong
knotty nebula
if you actually study a language it takes very little time before you start unraveling just how clumsily they are put together
yes, the potion effects that show up
limber knotBOT
fuck that noise
knotty nebula
wrong quote
limber knotBOT
nevermore
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master language boi
knotty nebula
"the particle effects"?
@static badge the potion effect that show up
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yeah I needed to be pinged
limber knotBOT
please, master language boi was my father, call me Master ^-^
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masterbaiter
limber knotBOT
cunning linguist
acoustic pilot
sounds like essentials' /v if it's showing potion particles in vanish
limber knotBOT
masturbater
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yeah we're gonna need a plugin here if you want any hopes
oh did I misspell that one
knotty nebula
I don't mind people making fun, after all I'm new to this, I'll try to keep it to the help channels though
limber knotBOT
apparently some people (~100) at our uni had to write in an exam in a room without tables?
everyone got a fucking plank to lay on their lap
imagine both of these happening at the same time...
lol
ingenious
ask him to accidentally cancel your oxygen supply next
sturdy harbor
Why does everone have a bot next to their name
upper flicker
some people are on IRC
limber knotBOT
I could ask the same thing...
Uptime: 41 days, 12 hours, 51 minutes, 9 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 15276 (14%)
Messages from Discord: 92772 (86%)
We have been sent to bot hell for we have committed sins
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
void void
pulsar wigeon
oh wow
thanks microsoft
https://superuser.com/questions/1522905
found this on HNQ today after having to fix this for my GF yesterday
imagine server side issues causing your client-side search box on your OS to just give up on life
upper flicker
yep
limber knotBOT
oh lol, a friend of mine had that issue yesterday too 🤔
gotta love how a server side issue can break local functions
barren moat
Can someone tell me. I have a network of papermc servers and a bungee proxy server. When I turn off one of the server players throws out of the game. Is it possible to teleport players in the lobby server by default?
limber knotBOT
with a plugin, yes
barren moat
can you say me exmaple?)
thanks microsoft
https://superuser.com/questions/1522905
@pulsar wigeon have this issue yesterday
but it fixed without restart after some time
pulsar wigeon
don't ping me
celest coyote
No f bomb this time?
pulsar wigeon
fuck you too kickash
barren moat
it's quote, not me 😞
barren moat
i don't ping you now
pulsar wigeon
good
carmine shoal
pulsar wigeon
glad we can come to an understanding
primal minnow
Are there anyone willing to help develop on my Minecraft server for free, I will test if you are good enough and trust worthy.
limber knotBOT
lol
olive garden
I am looking for a dishwasher, only a criminal record free background and a small security check is necessary
(not paid)
limber knotBOT
you will also be randomly drug-tested daily
late aspen
pulsar wigeon
for you we'd be testing drug interactions
figure you have enough in your system to start a chemistry lab already
merry talon
I'll take BS pseudoscience for 500
limber knotBOT
OFC it would be California
Just watching the silence of the lambs for the first time because I saw a new cinema sins vid and realized that I never watched it
crisp current
latent valve
Are there anyone willing to help develop on my Minecraft server for "free", I will test if you are good enough and trust worthy.
lel
heady spear
ofc he likes it
limber knotBOT
i like you city
heady spear
silence of the lambs and good will hunting kinda shares the top 1 spot for me
good will hunting a bit more because young matt damon is a fucking snack
limber knotBOT
I just hastily deny it whenever I get the stupid notification
limber knotBOT
I just do that for the second time :p
golden gust
The fact that it shows up like any unread notif leads me to eventually clear them all
am 2 lazy to deal with em
pulsar wigeon
(i mean also just have friend requests off now sooo)
limber knotBOT
it's pretty useless for me anyways - everyone can message me, and if I want to write a certain person, they are most definitely on a guild that I am on too, to just click on their profile
nimble frigate
cosmic raft
I wish discord had a "mark all read" feature
golden gust
pretty sure that it does
cosmic raft
WHERE
limber knotBOT
left swift
But we have the emote menu on all right side of messages now
limber knotBOT
just for single guilds iirc
pulsar wigeon
server specific
limber knotBOT
right click the server
pulsar wigeon
yup
golden gust
ah, yea
cosmic raft
no, for everything vert
golden gust
gg dumcord, gg
cosmic raft
I'm in 100 guilds
limber knotBOT
WHY
that's why I have 3 unmuted guilds :D
Someone is popular and yet your not in mine or the cats
pulsar wigeon
no one wants to be in vert's guild
heady spear
y r u not in mine
heady spear
even wiz is in is
heady spear
I understand the hate towards you
pulsar wigeon
damn what did kenny do i missed it
limber knotBOT
I wrote "absolute dumball" and quit :aaa:
pulsar wigeon
in-n-out in under 10 seconds
limber knotBOT
u suk, vert
Theres only the cat who has any love
NO you suck my big toe KennyTV
pulsar wigeon
oh boy here we go with the erp again
heady spear
can I join
pulsar wigeon
no, stop
limber knotBOT
sure
pulsar wigeon
get a room
woven otter
pulsar wigeon
i'd boot vert if i were on irc rn
limber knotBOT
Hater
pulsar wigeon
you asked for it
limber knotBOT
ah has duck lost his roles again
woven otter
yes
pulsar wigeon
want to be kicked again?
woven otter
no
limber knotBOT
scrub
pulsar wigeon
then don't ask for it
limber knotBOT
s/no/yes
woven otter
I want to kick you
heady spear
duck i love u
limber knotBOT
Correction, <DiscordBot> <06MTM123> yes
heady spear
I just wanted you to know that
woven otter
nice
limber knotBOT
heady spear
Stop kicking mtm he did nothing wrong
woven otter
s/you said yes tho/I want to be kicked
limber knotBOT
bad duck
woven otter
reee
woven otter
okay listen kenny
limber knotBOT
I'm listening, duck
heady spear
listen to shakira, she said "no fighting"
limber knotBOT
Shes filthy
heady spear
so y r u fighting
pulsar wigeon
why would i look up to a porn star tbh
heady spear
okay listen here you inbred piece of shit 😠
heady spear
they just hate women nbd
limber knotBOT
(Vertanzil) Shakira - Hips Don't Lie (Official Music Video) ft. Wyclef Jean - length 3m 39s - 2,965,753 likes, 114,892 dislikes (96.3%) - 730,056,823 views - shakiraVEVO on 2009.10.03
pulsar wigeon
limber knotBOT
Bunch of fucking snowflakes
pulsar wigeon
some guy wants a bunch of money cuz he won't get into heaven now that he watched porn
lul
limber knotBOT
LOL
limber knotBOT
I wouldnt care tbh they are things id do to them both that would make a nun blush
upper flicker
thats something so dumb you just assume the person suing is an american
heady spear
if clothed women dancing is porn then idk what I've been watching for the last couple of years
limber knotBOT
can someone kick Vert again
yeah, my first thought was "wow, americans are fucking stupid"
xD
Sharing ice cream
heady spear
also fucking look at j-lo, she's 50
limber knotBOT
Filithy boy
heady spear
and shakira is 43
limber knotBOT
get your mind out of the gutter
heady spear
they look amazing
heady spear
We're not missing out on much, I bet
pulsar wigeon
the news site is AU, don't think he is
limber knotBOT
kick duck for pinging a dev
woven otter
no
pulsar wigeon
apparently this guy was in an altercation with the ACLU in the late 90s for some other shit
woven otter
Bad kenny
upper flicker
Dave Daubenmire
@ptsalt
Defender of the Christian Faith
Ohio, USA
pulsar wigeon
oh yea
pulsar wigeon
he prayed with his high school football team he was coaching
so uh, that's the kind of person this is
pulsar wigeon
heady spear
😦
upper flicker
he's of the type that believes everyone who disagrees with him is out to destroy his entire way of life
ie he's stupid
left swift
Wat
limber knotBOT
okay
heady spear
I mean Christians are harassed daily by filthy infidels
heady spear
I feel bad for Christians in the US, they're clearly mistreated
left swift
Duck more like chicken
upper flicker
this is some low quality bait city
pulsar wigeon
🎣
heady spear
Not even.
limber knotBOT
I feel like only the ones that are openly doing stupid stuff under the guides of the "faith" have issues
pulsar wigeon
yea i'd feel bad too if i was molested by my pastor as a young boy
limber knotBOT
*guise, lol
heady spear
See? This is the short of shit they have to deal with
limber knotBOT
openly doing stupid stuff
like being religious?
runs
no, like trying to limit the rights of a woman to decide what happens with their body
heady spear
I miss my old Church
too bad they were super homophobic and said satan would take me
pulsar wigeon
satan will take you anyway
for being a weeb
everyone knows hell has the best anime tiddies
limber knotBOT
I think they missed that you are actual satan yourself
woven otter
does irc accept all utf8 chars as nickname
heady spear
tbf I think loads of non-Christians rape children too
pulsar wigeon
should try an RTL marker :^)
heady spear
it's not a problem with Christianity, it's a problem with people
left swift
Satan has a nice set of 2d bajonkers, some galoogas, some nice big bajoogas
heady spear
I've been trying to pray the gay away tho so I get into heaven with all the other devoted christians
like hitler
pulsar wigeon
everyone knows hitler got a free ticket to heaven by killing hitler
upper flicker
I should just mark general as nsfw and then lock the door forever
limber knotBOT
hi
pulsar wigeon
good call
heady spear
he was catholic, all he needed to do was give some money to the church and ask skydaddy for forgiveness
limber knotBOT
Now I'm being annoying
heady spear
as if you weren't before
limber knotBOT
why are you here
s/why are you here/kick me wiz
Correction, <KennyTV> kick me wiz
lol that took a while didn't it
woven otter
yes
limber knotBOT
it did
s/yes/I am edgelord kick me daddy
Correction, <DiscordBot> <03Bad Duck> I am edgelord kick me daddy
vertanzil
u suck
s/u suck/i love you
NO you
Correction, <TheDuck> i love you
how cute
<3
pulsar wigeon
irc was a mistake
heady spear
why is stuck porn a thing
woven otter
u r too
woven otter
this oppression must stop
woven otter
heady spear
fr tho who came up with the concept? "the girl gets her hand stuck in the sink and then her stepbrother comes to help her but suddenly sex ensues"
woven otter
u beg
fallen oracle
What the heck did I just walk in to
woven otter
a trap
heady spear
hi glare ❤️
fallen oracle
Hi City (:
upper flicker
Im not entirely sure why city is even still here most days
woven otter
while you have a chance
left swift
U can walk into discord?
woven otter
ok boomer
pulsar wigeon
would honestly be great if IS had a shitposting channel for city to hang out in
would be better for paper as a whole
woven otter
#secret is the channel
heady spear
wiz can't see that tho
pulsar wigeon
funnily enough, i used to be able to see your admin channel for a few days
woven otter
yes he's not that important
pulsar wigeon
NMF fixed it though :<
heady spear
no, I did.
left swift
#wizfree
woven otter
#wizreeee
heady spear
I didn't want non-VIP/non-contributors to get access to anything
so I reverted his dumb perms
fallen oracle
Ahh
limber knotBOT
Bee
fallen oracle
Ceh
heady spear
tbh wiz and z r meanies and i wish for them to stub their toes and have terrible nightmares. Ima go hang out with my imaginary friends instead
pulsar wigeon
we won't miss you
i mean, presumably your imaginary friends didn't either when you were hanging out with us
pulsar wigeon
I mean, not that any of us can prove we're not just figment's of city's imagination...
upper flicker
what makes you think youre not our imaginary friend kenny
limber knotBOT
now I have an existential crisis, thanks
left swift
The simulation is breaking
upper flicker
does that mean you could exploit the simulation through the same speculative exploits?
brb lottery
void void
i remember a rumour from my uni related to lottery machines
left swift
The simulation is all knowing and will allow you to do what it thinks you need to do to keep the simulation running
Resist the machines
upper flicker
this just sounds like the plot of no mans sky
void void
there was a girl who figured out statistically how to always cash out
pulsar wigeon
i mean, it's been done before
void void
she got banned from that casino few months later
left swift
Isn't card counting illegal or something
pulsar wigeon
first google result for the thing i remember
essentially, record a bunch of results, have a program analyze the state of the RNG, come back when you know how the RNG will return
woven otter
I wonder if that still works
void void
unreal quarry
Isn't that illegal? Like counting cards at the blackjack table
pulsar wigeon
pretty sure counting cards isn't illegal
casino might just not like it and you'll get blacklisted everywhere
cosmic raft
why would someone get in trouble for counting some cards
there's 52 in a deck
it's not a secret
unreal quarry
:p
limber knotBOT
Shh they add the jokers in
upper flicker
its not illegal
casinos obviously dont like that, and they just blacklist you as wiz said
cosmic raft
I'm confused
pulsar wigeon
i mean, you're not making millions off a blackjack table anyway
upper flicker
well, idk how you'd get to a table that high if you didnt already have that much money anyway
cosmic raft
why is it unliked to count how many cards someone has or whatever
pulsar wigeon
yeaaa
cosmic raft
I'm really confused
pulsar wigeon
kashike are you joking atm
cosmic raft
I don't play cards
pulsar wigeon
can't tell if you're low key trolling or what
unreal quarry
.g counting cards
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.blackjackapprenticeship.com/how-to-count-cards/ -- How To Count Cards in Blackjack and Bring Down the House: "Learn how to count cards in Blackjack and win money! We've (legally) won millions from casinos, and if you take card counting seriously, you can too!"
pulsar wigeon
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counting cards
cosmic raft
I see
left swift
Lol
void void
Lol im gonna do something insane on MC
Im gonna put my server at 64 view distance, turn off network compression and see what the bandwidth usage spikes to
at 10 chunks it goes to 108 Mbps
pulsar wigeon
that'smorethanthemaxbutokthen
void void
What is the max lol
upper flicker
32
left swift
Lol
void void
I wonder how far it would have to be to equal 7 miles
latent valve
optifine.jar for server xD
void void
lol
elfin fog
latent valve
.g miles to meter
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.metric-conversions.org/length/miles-to-meters.htm -- Miles to Meters conversion: "Miles to Meters (mi to m) conversion calculator for Length conversions with additional tables and formulas."
pulsar wigeon
also yea tf barty centimeters to inches is terrible lol
why would you make extra work
latent valve
1 609.344 meters bruh like dafug
merry talon
counting cards isn't possible anymore anyway
pulsar wigeon
he tells girls "6" but doesn't tell them it's in centimeters :^)
barty's tinder bio
upper flicker
fucking general
pulsar wigeon
i wasn't talking about dicks barty
i know it's all you think about, but i was talking about height
upper flicker
wat
pulsar wigeon
smh barty just can't get dicks off his mind
seriously who puts that shit in their tinder bio
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z what's your issue with general
upper flicker
pulsar wigeon
do girls actually swipe right on guys who put penis size in tinder bio?
limber knotBOT
https://i.imgur.com/ZBwp3AV.jpg electroniccat
pulsar wigeon
theramwillsurelybethebottleneck
imagine hosting dozens of servers on a single machine and worrying about the ram
and not the cpu
or anything else really
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.wa 256/32
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Exact result: 8 - https://is.gd/9zkjYU
pulsar wigeon
the real question is what the fuck you need dozens of servers for in a network
inb4nexthypixelwannabe
merry talon
he paid a youtuber though
wanton oak
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probably wiz's fine work
I don't think he's banned many people over here
he knows the moment he starts doing that it's gg no re :>
void void
lol
pulsar wigeon
i have banned a bunch of people here actually
but not just like, people i don't like or something
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how many people have you banned for a first warning ping
unreal quarry
he's telling the truth. i'm still here 😛
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0 probably?
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any non-permanent ban is a kick change my mindf
pulsar wigeon
oh, yours too?
weird
pretty sure it's related to the andrewkm drama from a while back
cuz it's following the same pattern
people joining EH discord and spam pinging me
hmm, weird
cuz like
4 people joined as me, 3 of them started spam pinging
the 4th changed his name to barty and joined here
wanton oak
wait so @pulsar wigeon what did I do?
wanton oak
aight, aight
left swift
Lmao
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inb4 kicked again
vestal jasper
Trying to get kicked a second time I see
left swift
talks about kicking for pings in chat
pings
left swift
Was also just being talked about
pulsar wigeon
i think i made it pretty clear why i kicked you
wanton oak
aight
pulsar wigeon
i mean tbf i'm still (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
left swift
fallen jungle
I need to experience a day as a moderator so I get to understand the hate for pings
wanton oak
idk
vestal jasper
Tbf there's reasons to ping mods.
Like if they need to... Moderate chat.
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I agree
fallen jungle
I'm totally fine with being pinged
pulsar wigeon
wanton oak
yikes
vestal jasper
Leaf agreeing with me I must've said something retarded 
potent warren
go back to irc then
wanton oak
O.o
pulsar wigeon
so in the past year i've gotten 1200 pings that discord finds
(i'm sure there's others from banned people buuut)
fallen jungle
4 per day doesn't sound that bad
vestal jasper
Lol
I get a single dm and my disappointment is measurable and my day is ruined
Yeah ok fuck you z
fallen jungle
I get probably 15 dms per day so not a lot indeed (unless a discussion ensues of course) that's not right
pulsar wigeon
discord needs a lot of shit
vestal jasper
I love getting random DMs from people saying "can you help me in x server"
Like wtf
pulsar wigeon
yea i don't want to know how many DMs i would get if i had them open
me4502 says they get a lot and they're not even on all the time like i am
left swift
Barty you don't want to work on plugins and server no pay only 4 a rank
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literally disable dms from randos
god it was so much better not dealing with thatshit
left swift
I turn off dms and made it friends only, but then they fucking started adding me
pulsar wigeon
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mfw can't add wiz
pulsar wigeon
i used to have friends of friends on
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forever alone wiz
pulsar wigeon
but since kashike is friends with everyone that led to some dumbfucks taking it as an invitation to add me
fallen jungle
interesting error
upper flicker
he did accept my invite so
limber knotBOT
Cant be helped if kash is a social whore.
upper flicker
I kinda proved his point
pulsar wigeon
only cuz you are a cool taco guy or something z
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gg
pulsar wigeon
i think i may have kicked jake for friending me tho a while back
vestal jasper
Barry u don't have friends tho
pulsar wigeon
Barry
vestal jasper
Barry
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kicking jake for that?
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damn son
left swift
Berry b benson
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not even carpets get rolled like that
vestal jasper
upper flicker
leafs sure do though
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your braincells do
pulsar wigeon
Batty
Batty Barty
can you shift click it?
i know for deleting messages and stuff it skips confirmation
pulsar wigeon
lol^
upper flicker
why are you shift clicking
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shift clicking typically bypasses warnings
upper flicker
in discord?
upper flicker
still prompts me for a message to kick you though
upper flicker
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left swift
wanton oak
yikes
i have 200 friends
at least
i haven't checked the number in a while
i haven't removed any in what? a year?
oh cool
pastel skiff
Using all the boot flags at once makes my server lag shuld I go through them one by one and test
lapis totem
wanton oak
Well, what flags are you using?
snow shard
pastel skiff
-XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=100 -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:TargetSurvivorRatio=90 -XX:G1NewSizePercent=50 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=80 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=35 -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled
The lag isnt instant either rebooting fixes it for a few minutes lol
without i get 20/20 really
wanton oak
Try using Aikar's arguments, if you aren't already.
pastel skiff
They are his