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granite salmon
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I've been meaning to sleep for an hr

crystal compass
hallow maple
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Sleep is bad.

golden gust
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Not sure it's safe to show something using that much ink around bro, she might enjoy the sight too much

shrewd perch
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FeelsExhaustedMan < sam and me

hallow maple
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We are more important.

tardy lynx
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Great regenning a chunk with worldedit crashed my server

crystal compass
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pepepoo < me rn

granite salmon
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where did you find that picture of me

hallow maple
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Sounds like you need a new server @tardy lynx

granite salmon
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1 CHUNK?

shrewd perch
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In the pictures of you drawer

granite salmon
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what host

crystal compass
tardy lynx
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my own server

granite salmon
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hold on fuzy we need to save a man

tardy lynx
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It's on an i3 4370 so I don't think the server itself is the issue

hallow maple
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Triatic the .5gb servers are for proxies.

granite salmon
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i3

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And i thought my i5 test server was shit

crystal compass
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bro go with soyoustart.com so that you realize to run your server with more than 40 players you need to upgrade and transfer 120gb of data and reinstall xenforo and pterodactyl like me

tardy lynx
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the first chunk I regenned worked fine

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but the second one froze it

shrewd perch
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i3 FeelsCringeManW ElonMusk

pulsar wigeon
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//watchdog

golden gust
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Whatahunk

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Oh, I erm... Hi

granite salmon
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AAAT

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CAAAT

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SLEEP

pulsar wigeon
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tho yea if one chunk is doing your watchdog in your server sucks

hallow maple
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Isn’t Minecraft like a children’s game?

granite salmon
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if the cat sleeps, i'll sleep

hallow maple
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Gl

golden gust
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I mae progress

shrewd perch
crystal compass
woven otter
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cats sleep all the time

hallow maple
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Who wants a lesson on feminism?

golden gust
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I'm kinda lying on my bed

tardy lynx
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I'm pretty sure it's not the server

golden gust
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I'll get ready and in it soon, lol

crystal compass
granite salmon
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Someone start drama im bored

shrewd perch
hallow maple
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Omg...

woven otter
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feminism here? 🤔

crystal compass
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Feminism exists, change my mind

hallow maple
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Yeah this servers all men.

unreal quarry
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I should start dumpster diving for ink cartridges, fill them up here at work, then resell them to people for 50% retail

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:o

granite salmon
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Simple ishere

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RUN

hallow maple
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Yeah but the chips screw the cartridges up when tampered with.

void void
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i had no idea xmpp could be used for realtime events in web apps. i suppose it makes sense but gawd dam that's hot

shrewd perch
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Hey Sam, let's forcefully go to sleep

crystal compass
woven otter
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interesting

granite salmon
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yes

unreal quarry
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I made no promises they'd work afterwards, bri

crystal compass
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yes

granite salmon
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Wait i need water

hallow maple
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Ah xD.

shrewd perch
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Aight good, good sleep then GifPepeShookEyes

hallow maple
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I read that like 5 times and was so confused @unreal quarry

crystal compass
pulsar wigeon
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imagine having a printer with ink drm

hallow maple
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LOL

crystal compass
hallow maple
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That’s legit a good way to explain it.

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Also drm is bad.

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Boooo.

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Open source is freedom.

golden gust
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Some company actually pushed an update around once which stopped their printers from using non OEM ink

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That was just rip

void void
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it was HP

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pretty sure

hallow maple
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Hufflepuff?

unreal quarry
void void
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literally HP

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Hewlett-Packard or whatever but the company is HP

golden gust
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Huge Prats

hallow maple
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LOL I was joking simple relax xD.

void void
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i dont relax when monsters are nearby

golden gust
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Kek

hallow maple
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Better tell billy to wash his hands then.

shrewd perch
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DAMMIT that's why I can't sleep

unreal quarry
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Can't :( doesn't wash off

hallow maple
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O god.

golden gust
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Oh god

shrewd perch
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Monsters are nearby god damn

golden gust
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O miss swarfegra

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Or however you spell it

hallow maple
golden gust
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MAN SOAP

unreal quarry
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I'm supposed to wear rubber gloves... But i don't like wearing rubbers

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(explains the 5 kids)

hallow maple
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Woah.

golden gust
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God dangir

shell vine
hallow maple
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Watch your mouth young man.

golden gust
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I was gonna do for that joke

void void
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keep your dick in your pants @unreal quarry

unreal quarry
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Lol

hallow maple
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O hey Phan ❤️

shell vine
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hello

golden gust
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He can't, doesn't fit

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Explains the beard

void void
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Yeah because it's too damn swollen from all the goddamn STDs he's got by now

hallow maple
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Wait do u really have 5 babies Bri_Love ???

unreal quarry
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@fallen oracle still owes me ball cleavage shorts

golden gust
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He's playing Pokémon with STDs

hallow maple
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SIMPLE THAT WAS GROSS.

golden gust
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Lol

void void
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Brianna

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when will you realize

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i dont care what you think

golden gust
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#cold

hallow maple
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xD.

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You need to watch your mouth around children, you could get in serious trouble.

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At least stray away from sexual trash.

unreal quarry
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They're not babies, bri. Oldest is 18, youngest is 9

hallow maple
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Awwwww!

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But they’re still your babies ❤️

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I bet you’re a happy dad 🙂

shrewd perch
golden gust
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How's it going bundy

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I. Mean, Billy

hallow maple
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Bundy?

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O

shrewd perch
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LMAOOO

golden gust
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.g Al bundy

limber knotBOT
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hallow maple
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LOL

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I’m so happy you did that cat.

shrewd perch
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I knew it

hallow maple
shell vine
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😐

hallow maple
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Read that whole thing.

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I’m probably an idiot for thinking that’s funny but xD it was funny.

golden gust
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Tf

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If I ever need something to laugh about, I just think about simple

hallow maple
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LOL

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I’m right there with you.

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I need more.

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Also I was thinking more of Ted bundy when u said that.

crystal compass
hallow maple
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xD

unreal quarry
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I'm happier than Bundy, smh

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Lol

hallow maple
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Lol

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But, are you?

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Tell us how you really feel?

unreal quarry
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I'll be happier come March. Get my new bike \o/

hallow maple
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Oooooo.

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I’ve always wanted one D:

unreal quarry
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Want to buy my old one? Only $3k ^_^

hallow maple
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I have a 15 Chrysler 200s sitting in my lot. Haven’t driven it since before Christmas.

vestal jasper
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Mfw 5 hours of cashiering left after lunch.

hallow maple
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I can’t leave the house for more than an hour or so D:

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The events gonna be so hard xD.

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I’m also not allowed to make money in my state.

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Which is why I spend all my time working on a minecraft crap.

unreal quarry
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Enemy of the state, eh?

pulsar wigeon
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and...you don't report that you make money off minecraft crap?

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sounds illegal

granite salmon
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as long as you don't get caught...!

hallow maple
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Im disabled.

granite salmon
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sorry sleep yes

hallow maple
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If I make money I’m no longer disabled.

vestal jasper
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So you're not disabled.

hallow maple
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And I need surgery to not be disabled. So I can’t make money until then.

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Sooooo this year hopefully 🙂

vestal jasper
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Surely you make money off the 20 plugins you sell or else you wouldn't be purchasing rights to more peepoJuice

hallow maple
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Actually I don’t.

void void
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as much as i dont like brianna that's true actually, my dad got his legs cut off and gets disability insurance but only if he doesnt make money

hallow maple
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What?

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I don’t purchase rights to anything xD.

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Those people have accounts on my site and post their own stuff.

pulsar wigeon
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but you make money...

hallow maple
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No, I don’t. Really.

pulsar wigeon
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you sell plugins

hallow maple
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Annie makes money and one of my admins does as well.

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The rest goes into expansion.

pulsar wigeon
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"ah yes officer i was just keeping the money somewhere else until i'm legally allowed to collect it"

hallow maple
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And crap like equipment and plane tickets.

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I have an accountant who handles it.

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It’s fine trust me.

shell vine
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offshore accounts PES_Cool

hallow maple
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No...

shell vine
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im jokin

hallow maple
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We use a bank called azlo actually.

granite salmon
vestal jasper
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Ah yes you give it to someone on the promise that you get it all back at a future date wesmart

hallow maple
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We make a lot more off advertising than the plugins anyways.

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No I don’t lol.

granite salmon
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Advertising?

hallow maple
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We’re partnered with a company called SheMedia, they handle all our advertising and seo operations.

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The hosting company Aternos gives us two thirds of our traffic.

pulsar wigeon
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no advertising here :^)

hallow maple
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And with them being like, 4 times larger than spigot, it’s a lot of traffic.

granite salmon
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🔨

hallow maple
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Oh stop.

pulsar wigeon
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you stop

hallow maple
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Hey, try and be a bit more mature.

granite salmon
hallow maple
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You’re getting simple excited.

shell vine
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aternos >:O

void void
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that's all you ever come here to do, talk about your site lol. Idk ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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🍵

pulsar wigeon
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being condescending to mods isn't gonna get you any good graces

hallow maple
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Someone asked about it 😛

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Mods?

void void
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yea you talked about it before that happened but anyway 🍵

pulsar wigeon
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hi yes i'm a moderator, i'll ban you

hallow maple
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I’m, not trying to be condescending?

void void
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please keep arguing Brianna PogChamp

pulsar wigeon
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^^

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really, that was your warning

granite salmon
shell vine
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imagine wizjany being a mod

hallow maple
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sigh I apologize.

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I meant no disrespect sir.

granite salmon
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EEEERRRR EEERRRR

hallow maple
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I’m not here to fight people just to be friendly.

pulsar wigeon
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yea seriously stop

shell vine
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thats a bannable offense

void void
hallow maple
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Being friendly is bannable?

granite salmon
pulsar wigeon
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trying to sweet talk aint getting you anywhere either

shell vine
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to certain mods yes

hallow maple
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Can you please stop talking to me? I’m getting offended.

void void
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lol

granite salmon
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Block

hallow maple
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Good idea.

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Thanks.

pulsar wigeon
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if i kick you you don't have to see me

void void
hallow maple
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Yeah I suppose that’s why the block button exists.

latent valve
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lefbad pepega wanna see the end of this what will happen 👀

shell vine
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the tension

hallow maple
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It’s over, someone who’s blocked can’t argue with me 😛

granite salmon
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Darn i miss all this drama when i am sleeping

latent valve
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🤔 what if wiz write from irc

granite salmon
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Uhoh

latent valve
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can we even block irc? or nah

pulsar wigeon
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no

granite salmon
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NO

pulsar wigeon
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webhooks can't be blocked

granite salmon
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AHH PANIC

latent valve
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xDDDDDDDDDDD

true canyon
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webhooks can be loved, however.

granite salmon
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he speaks

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TACO HATER

woven otter
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ooo drama

shell vine
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shut the duck up

worn pasture
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fight me

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burritos are the best

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🌯

woven otter
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you have a D in your name

pulsar wigeon
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🗡️ 🦆

granite salmon
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ALARM

shell vine
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could it be I have been PhanaticDuck all along

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no

latent valve
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quack quack 🔪 no more quack

woven otter
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no

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nice try

granite salmon
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Until you hear it quacking again

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all around you all the time

woven otter
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so did wiz ban anyone pepega

granite salmon
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back to haunt

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no, amazingly... no

worn pasture
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hey kid, you wanna buy some quack?

woven otter
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wow I'm disappointed

granite salmon
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Oh probs kicked brianna

latent valve
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quack he yeeted brianna

woven otter
granite salmon
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hekicked 2 people no ban

woven otter
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@hallow maple

hallow maple
woven otter
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o

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I'm sorry

granite salmon
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TF'YOU SUMMONED

woven otter
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I didn't mean to

granite salmon
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WHAT THE

latent valve
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quack quack that timing tho

granite salmon
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the duck is magic...

woven otter
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latent valve
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i read "the duck is magic" ... d=c haha

woven otter
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ic

hallow maple
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Well, that made me cry.

granite salmon
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what that was a fast 10 minutes

woven otter
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I'm cry too

latent valve
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😂 pepega

granite salmon
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i thought you had to wait to chat

hallow maple
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I had a meltdown.

pulsar wigeon
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you only have to wait if you're new

granite salmon
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i've had to wait and i've joined before 😭

pulsar wigeon
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do you want to test it?

granite salmon
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nnnnno

worn pasture
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rip

granite salmon
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lol that is good im stealing it

hallow maple
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This is why I don’t come in here, btw.

worn pasture
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then why are you here lol

pulsar wigeon
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feel free to leave again

hallow maple
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Why are you so mean :c what did I do to you?

latent valve
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🚪

granite salmon
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Wiz is just angery mod

latent valve
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grumpy wizard man

hallow maple
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I’m sobbing.

granite salmon
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Careful

worn pasture
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neat

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you're looking for sympathy in the wrong place

pulsar wigeon
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you should probably get off the internet if your skin is that thin

hallow maple
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And do what?

pulsar wigeon
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i warned you stop and you kept arguing

hallow maple
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Read books?

granite salmon
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yes

hallow maple
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I had u blocked.

latent valve
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si

woven otter
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internet is not a happy place

pulsar wigeon
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if you want to continue, i will ban you

granite salmon
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Reaeing books is good

shell vine
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yee_fuckin_haw 🥒

worn pasture
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so is reading documentation

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but people don't wanna do that

granite salmon
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writing it is bad

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then nobody even reads it

worn pasture
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you get hit with the "too many words" argument

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don't skip school then kiddo

true canyon
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Life pro tip: Don't block staff accounts; they might be trying to tell you something! thinksmart

worn pasture
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god i live for mbax life tips

woven otter
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but that's wiz tho

hallow maple
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Someone told me to though 😮 I was just listening. I promise.

hallow maple
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They weren’t trolling me right?

true canyon
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Life pro tip: Not everything someone tells you to do is a good idea thinksmart

hallow maple
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How do I know who to listen to? :c

granite salmon
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im out of smart gifs yikes

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TIME TO YEET OUTTA HERE

woven otter
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Life pro tip: Pinging wiz is a good idea thinksmart

shell vine
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LOL

worn pasture
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must resist

granite salmon
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Very

latent valve
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wiz be like

granite salmon
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all the people he banning

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those books

latent valve
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ahha

shell vine
woven otter
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i never lie btw

pulsar wigeon
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that looks like a pretty cheery wizard tbh

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thought i was supposed to be grumpy?

woven otter
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That can't be you

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wiz don't you trust me

pulsar wigeon
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i never trust anything i can eat

woven otter
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No duck eating

void void
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wiz did you ban again

pulsar wigeon
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i don't trust things i can't eat either, to be fair

granite salmon
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Add duck hater role

unreal quarry
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

latent valve
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duck taste good tho

granite salmon
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H

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UH

pulsar wigeon
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ugh

woven otter
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what did you do

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that's evil

granite salmon
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DUCK HATER

woven otter
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wiz you can't fight me

latent valve
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he prob not gonna play with his food

woven otter
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wiz no

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this is censorship

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we don't do that here

granite salmon
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Stop the censorship!

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We demand justice!

woven otter
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yes this is getting out of control

static badge
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I miss anything boys

proud lance
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yeah

static badge
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mfw

proud lance
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man its really easy to make a candy cane into a shiv

worn pasture
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just give it a suck

true canyon
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Nothing of significance Streamfrost, just some life pro tips

void void
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kekw

pulsar wigeon
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wew

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who likes crepes

true canyon
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I do!

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A local restaurant makes one with piles of crab meat inside and it's fabulous

pulsar wigeon
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mm savory crepes

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you know i grew up eating crepes with nutella and with syrup for breakfast all my childhood but didn't discover the greatness of savory crepes til i was in my mid-teens

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quite a tragedy

worn pasture
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never even thought of the concept of a savoury crepe

void void
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Crepes? Literally ate a bunch today

worn pasture
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crab meat is delicious

true canyon
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I had my first crepe at the age of roughly 20! 😦

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An entire childhood without crepes

worn pasture
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i haven't seen many crepe places since i moved to australia

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same bax

void void
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My mom makes crepes from time to time

worn pasture
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wasted childhood

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smh

void void
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SYS taking their sweet time to confirm my new dedi

true canyon
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They're getting into the van for a trip to the dedi store right now, simple

void void
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Damn, the tea I am drinking right now tastes like perfume

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promise

limber knotBOT
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Cheap tea can bee like that

void void
limber knotBOT
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Or you over steeped, especially if it has rose pettals

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You could also be over steeping, that can ruin the taste as well

void void
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Bag tea

pulsar wigeon
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hmm i kinda want some tea again now

void void
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some kind of mix of medicine plants

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Gotta drop this tea and get a normal plain Black Tea

limber knotBOT
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Some things that might be a tea bad: Old tea (some teas aren't meant to be aged), Over steeping, bad water temperature, bad tea-water ratio, bad water, tea is just bad, over steeping, it has tea dust and you didn't wash it off, it's not for you.

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Just some things off the top of my head on what could be wrong with it

void void
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Or just trash tea

unreal quarry
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I never liked tea :3

void void
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Billy committed a sin

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How can you not like British Water?

limber knotBOT
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I think I stated bad tea, could of over looked that

unreal quarry
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I also don't like watermelon

void void
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This is a madman

limber knotBOT
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No, I mentioned it: tea is just bad

void void
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Oh

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Ok

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My favorite type of tea is Black

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or Mint

limber knotBOT
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Brittish tap water doesn't make good tea in most of Britain ...

unreal quarry
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My favorite type of tea is poured down the drain and replaced with a coke

limber knotBOT
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Florida is the worst place I've had water tho

void void
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I drink Black tea with Honey and Blueberry, Plain Black or Black Tea with Mango

limber knotBOT
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Damn sulfur water, bet you can set the tap water on fire

void void
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We have water here pumped out of a underground source

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so it has a lot of minerals.

limber knotBOT
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Well water varies in quality

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If it's too rich, the tea won't steep very well

void void
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We have a filter at home

limber knotBOT
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Pre-boil your water

void void
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The tea I drink usually tastes fantastic

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it is just this type of tea is disgusting

limber knotBOT
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Do you drink loose leaf tea?

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& tea without sugar / additives

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EX: Honey

void void
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Yeah, I drink tea Black tea without sugar or honey

limber knotBOT
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Try pu-erh if you are fine with loose leaf

void void
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Might add a tea spoon of sugar rarely

limber knotBOT
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Good pu-erh comes as a cake though so might be a different brewing experience if you go for that

void void
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The Tea I have so much is Licorice root tea

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Like drinking a bottle of perfume

limber knotBOT
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Licorice tea is super sweet

void void
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Yeah

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I can't drink it

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Just wanna spill it in sink

limber knotBOT
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Perfume is bitter

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Just so you know..

void void
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Lol

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You tasted some

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didn't you

limber knotBOT
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I know what it's made out of

void void
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Well, I meant more like sweet as smell when talking about the perfume

limber knotBOT
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Okay, then ignore the long list of what could be wrong

void void
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But the reaction for me drinking Lycorine root tea is same as if I drank perfume

limber knotBOT
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Thats just what licorice is like

void void
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Mint tea is so nice

limber knotBOT
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Licorice can be ok with ginger

worn pasture
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green tea best tea

void void
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but it is probably the last thing I want to drink when I am doing some stuff late at night

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You sleepy. You drink some mint tea. You about to fall asleep

unreal quarry
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Drink a monster

void void
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Never drank any energy drinks

limber knotBOT
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黑茶 is my favorite kind of tea

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It translates to dark-tea its sometimes called post-fermented

unreal quarry
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You're missing out :o

void void
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Fermented tea

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Idk, the only drinks I usually consume is Black Tea, Water or Coffee

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My probably favorite soda drink is Sprite

limber knotBOT
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I consume a lot, a lot of different kinds of teas

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I don't drink soda

unreal quarry
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Blasphemy!

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Sodas are best

limber knotBOT
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Sprite doesn't taste good, has no real taste. You can only taste the carbonation

orchid bolt
limber knotBOT
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@Billy, dont drink anything carbonated for a year or two and I promise you won't like it

unreal quarry
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Can't. I'm literally addicted

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I get sick without

limber knotBOT
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The carbonation hurts, and it's the only real taste thats in the drink

unreal quarry
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They say trying to quit sodas is like trying to quit heroin. IDK what quitting heroin is like, but going without soda is hell

limber knotBOT
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Was effortless for me

unreal quarry
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You weren't addicted then

limber knotBOT
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No, I just didn't like anything but soda

unreal quarry
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I average about 12 cans a day. For the past, idk, 20 years

pulsar wigeon
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soda is disgusting

limber knotBOT
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^

latent valve
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I drink alot of carbonated water ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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12 a day

pearl ibex
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Ew.

shell vine
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lacroix is good way to get off soda

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billy ur gonna die on that alone

pearl ibex
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Carbonated water sucks ass.

latent valve
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Billy 12 a day!????

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ur blood will turn into soda

pulsar wigeon
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diabeetus

limber knotBOT
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Ur teeth..

unreal quarry
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Everyone keeps saying that, leaf :p I'm still here, and as healthy as an ox

limber knotBOT
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The carbonation & sugar is awful for your bones

latent valve
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Think about your beard!

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well ull be an ox with soda for blood soon (tm)

limber knotBOT
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It isn't as bad if you drink with a straw

unreal quarry
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We shall see ^_^

pulsar wigeon
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you know what a good way to drop your soda addiction?

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start doing heroin

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won't have the money to buy soda

unreal quarry
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I'm still waiting on those kidney stones and UTIs my parents said I'd get from sodas lol

void void
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I drink soda on really rare occasions

pulsar wigeon
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UTIs

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well your parents were prob retarded

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sorry to say

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i mean, unless you have a history of kidney disease

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in the end it's just too much sugar really

void void
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Do any of you like wine here? lol

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Both red and white wine taste good

shell vine
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stopping drinking soda more of a weight thing imo

unreal quarry
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I apparently have a strong bloodline. No one in my family has ever died of anything but old age, with 1 exception of my great grandpa which had a stroke or something from drinking a glass of ice water after coming in from the heat

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mfw killed by cold water

unreal quarry
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Ikr

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rip in peace

shell vine
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just be tough

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ez clap

unreal quarry
#

Hell, my grandma is the best. She smoked 2 packs a day since she was 8 and lived to be 92. No cancer \o/

shell vine
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maybe that's why your bloodline is strong

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your grandma

shell vine
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not sure if thats good advice

unreal quarry
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^_^

shell vine
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wonder if one day theyll have tests for that

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be like "yah ur good to smoke all u want"

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no idea why you would want to smoke

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the smell alone is pretty DansGame

shell vine
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used to be very popular

unreal quarry
#

Some medical thing wanted to study her so when she passed she ended up donating her body to science. I thought that was pretty neat

shell vine
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if anyone else watches steve1998 used to be in rations

void void
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Bruh, we have a real skeleton of a woman in our Biology class

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she donated her body when she died

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spooky to be honest

fallen oracle
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Lol Billy

unreal quarry
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We got her body back some years later, so it's not her :p

void void
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Bruh, the concept of life and death is scary

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one day you alive

shell vine
void void
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another you dead

unreal quarry
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Nah, not scary. Life is simple. Everyone's always wondering why we're here.. We are here simply to mutate and pass our genes.

void void
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Lol

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true

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Have some ||

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make babies

shell vine
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and to run minecraft servers poggers

void void
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and die

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The first human be like: Oh boi, so hot here. Let me trade my immortality for being able to reproduce and evolve

shell vine
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pretty crazy to wonder what it was actually like

void void
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Did you know that our species of human was made by a combination of 2 species

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One of them was going instinct

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yeah the male and the female

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runs

void void
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NO

shell vine
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

void void
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One of the species was dying out and so it had no choice but to reproduce with different type of human

shell vine
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pretty sure we are living in a simulation

void void
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Reached it's peak evolution with genes

unreal quarry
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Personally, I don't think we evolved on this planet. I think we evolved elsewhere and then seeded this planet but the only survivors of the trip was a single male and a single female. The rest is history, and we know how well humans like to rewrite history in our favor, so yeah

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mfw billy thinks incest was how we all came to be

void void
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LMAO

unreal quarry
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I'M NOT WRONG

void void
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No wonder people are so perverted these days

shell vine
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u say that like incest is bad yee_fuckin_haw

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wtf KEKWHYPER

shell vine
void void
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Ahaha

unreal quarry
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What's that saying... Why go down the street when you can just go down the hall

void void
#

Sweet Home Alabama

unreal quarry
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runs

left swift
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Roll tide

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were you born and raised in alabama billy

unreal quarry
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Lol no

void void
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humans and Neanderthals reproduced

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Neanderthals were dying out

left swift
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Gross interspecies breeding

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How dare they

shell vine
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wut bout monkey

static badge
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are you saying that bestiality is how we came to be

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furries might be onto something

left swift
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Close enough

void void
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humans to the left
Neanderthals to the right

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oh

void void
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Look at that head size

left swift
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Imagine the..

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left swift
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Hairstyles u can pull off

void void
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Imagine the size of the brain we could have had

left swift
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Big smooth brains

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Just like we need em

void void
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Bruh, Humans dying out and reproducing with animals to survive XD

unreal quarry
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That's not how this works, Fenix

void void
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Highly unlikely

unreal quarry
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Smh

void void
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Ik

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billy

left swift
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How long till pokemon is real

void void
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XD

static badge
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incest is how we came to be

void void
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Dude, my senior Quote: incest is how we came to be

left swift
unreal quarry
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Imagine if interspecies mating worked... Do you know how many centaurs we'd have?!

void void
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Lmao

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ride them

left swift
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Go for the goats

void void
#

Otaku dreams come true

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Demi humans

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like cat girls

pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck is wrong with this place

left swift
#

Greek mythology timeline

void void
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XD

unreal quarry
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LMAO wiz

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unreal quarry
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^_^

void void
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Someone just failed the vibe check

left swift
void void
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Broccoli are mini trees

static badge
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they don't have the correct trunks

void void
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we consume them

static badge
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DansGame consuming tree trunk

void void
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I wonder how much genetically modified is broccoli

pulsar wigeon
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i had broccoli today

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it's the same plant as cabbage btw

void void
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I am eating it rn

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.g broccoli

limber knotBOT
left swift
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Green is green

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wtf

pulsar wigeon
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and i mean...does purposefully breeding plants for certain features count as genetic modification?

void void
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Raw Broccoli

left swift
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I love that song

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From the album big baby dram

void void
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Today, people who aren’t of African descent owe roughly 2 percent of their DNA to their Neanderthal ancestors

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) The Simpsons - Jesus Fish - length 26s - 302 likes, 5 dislikes (98.4%) - 27,992 views - hypnotoad000 on 2015.02.05

void void
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Today, people who aren’t of African descent owe roughly 2 percent of their DNA to their Neanderthal ancestors

pulsar wigeon
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er, what is that supposed to mean

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"owe"

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Out of the Dark - length 4m 8s - 140 likes, 6 dislikes (95.9%) - 5,653 views - Matt Hires - Topic on 2014.11.08

left swift
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They need it back wiz

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Was only a 30 year fixed loan

void void
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Previous studies have linked Neanderthal DNA to a big range of health conditions in modern-day people, including depression, nicotine addiction, and skin disorders.

shell vine
pulsar wigeon
void void
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Blame Neanderthal DNA for Depression

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smh

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, i would say we owe all our dna to our genetic ancestors

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that's kinda how dna works

potent warren
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oof

left swift
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Whats the interest rate on that

void void
#

Neanderthals were human cousins

pulsar wigeon
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like, how much dna do you stop counting each time you get a mutation?

void void
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It is like a cat and a fox reproduce

shell vine
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you musta stopped while ago

void void
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Actually

pulsar wigeon
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pretty sure neanderthalenthis and sapiens are a lot closer than a cat and a fox

void void
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more like a dog and a fox

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cuz foxes are closer to wolfs

unreal quarry
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Aren't we like 2% difference between all living creatures on Earth? I swear I heard that we all share 98% same dna

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, we're pretty close to high apes

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not "all living creatures" lol

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fenix btw what's the source on that

void void
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On what

pulsar wigeon
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wasn't aware that we knew so much about neanderthal genome

potent warren
#

I think just converted ow2 asm to c#... don't ask me why

pulsar wigeon
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the "owe 2% of our dna to neanderthals"

void void
pulsar wigeon
potent warren
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everyone only clicks the title due to the word "sex"

unreal quarry
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I mean, we share 50% DNA with bananas.. I'm not talking genes. Pure dna

void void
#

verbatim quote from my non-programmer business partner

bro I've got a question lol, so I'm learning about alt tags like: <img src="address" alt="description"> so am I correct in understanding that the description exists to replace a photo if it does not load? And if so...how does that work with porn sites 😱😶the poor programmer 😂🤣

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The original bananas are extinct

potent warren
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Does your non-programmer business partner speak html tags too?

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that's bananas billy

void void
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What ya all use for Java development? I heard that a lot of people prefer Eclipse IDE

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idea

unreal quarry
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Bait

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Smh

void void
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@potent warren yeah he's trying to learn html lol

cosmic raft
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IntelliJ IDEA :)

potent warren
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lmao

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billy you could take your face and use it as piranha bait and it wouldn't work

void void
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Thanks

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Will try it out

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I am starting to learn Java lol

cosmic raft
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damn

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I need a new name for this playlist

void void
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LMAO

unreal quarry
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leaf is still dumb

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wtf

left swift
void void
cosmic raft
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dance @static badge

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like that

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no

cosmic raft
#

yes

void void
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Lmao

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My main language is Russian

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Never heard that song though

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or did

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idk

proud lance
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kashike has some bangers

cosmic raft
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how about any of these @void void

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@proud lance you bet

void void
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I heard the 3rd one

cosmic raft
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\o/

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there

void void
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I was listening to Голая when I was like 13 or something

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My aunt was like

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tf I am listening to

cosmic raft
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lol

void void
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Boi, you listen to a lot of Russian songs

cosmic raft
#

:p

void void
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I always preferred English ones

cosmic raft
#

would you prefer another playlist

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I have many

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etc etc

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take your pick

void void
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Thanks

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will try

pulsar wigeon
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lmao big list of boy bands and then random momoland in the middle

cosmic raft
#

:D

void void
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I started to listen recently to Tokyo Drift

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slaps

cosmic raft
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it's catchy wiz

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boom boom

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I know what song it is without looking

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but now I'm playing it

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russian spy confirmed

left swift
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Sleeper

void void
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That is what my Computer Science comrades call me

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Russian Spy or Russian Hacker Man

shell vine
cosmic raft
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@static badge

void void
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XD

cosmic raft
#

also lol

void void
limber knotBOT
cosmic raft
#

I'm on the bus

void void
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this one XD

cosmic raft
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and a person sitting near me is coding something

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paste the code

void void
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He tryna hack pentagon

cosmic raft
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I can't see it

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looks like js though

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looks like sublime text

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monokai theme

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tell em they're live on twitch tv

cosmic raft
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lmao

pulsar wigeon
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i mean yea pop is meant to be catchy

void void
#

Boi, imagine new marvel hero: The Russian Hacker Man

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in cinema in 2020

pulsar wigeon
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tbh that isn't even their best song tho

cosmic raft
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more like "depression man"

void void
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XD

pulsar wigeon
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i tend to like the less pop-y songs tbh

cosmic raft
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so in that case

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you'd most likely not like this playlist

void void
#

oh no

cosmic raft
void void
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suddenly, my api is not sending cors headers...but im looking at the cors filter...right in front of me

cosmic raft
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wheee almost home

void void
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thonking1 ok the cors filter wasnt applying but then why was cors not applying last night doubt

cosmic raft
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bus stopping in a second

void void
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It did apply in your dream

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i guess so

cosmic raft
#

what should i eat tonight

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@void void

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useless :(

proud lance
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balut

hot mason
void void
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yes i agree, balut

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@cosmic raft ^

cosmic raft
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too late

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i went with cheesy garlic fingers

void void
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wat u order

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wow

potent warren
void void
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lul

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if any of you use npm/yarn, i recommend running (npm|yarn) config set ignore-scripts true :D

ppl can just run arbitrary code on your machine in pre/post install scripts lmao kekw

but with that they cant

merry talon
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some postinstall scripts are required for the module to function

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which of course is absolutely absurd

cosmic raft
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@potent warren you haven't seen anything yet :p

void void
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then ill review the postinstall script myself and run it

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easily solved

merry talon
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ok now do that for 5000 nested deps

void void
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its a rare occurrence that it's /necessary/

merry talon
#

i don't really like the idea of globally turning those off because there's already so much bullshittery to deal with when using npm

merry talon
#

but yes those scripts suck

void void
#

go home IDEA you're drunk

quasi valley
potent warren
#

LMAO

void void
#

Why the (&*(^ does AP Calculus even exist in High School

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I hate it so much

#

im starting calculus tomorrow :(

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What Calculus?

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BC

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or AB

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1 lol

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oh

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normal one

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lucky

#

i have to follow my college's full math line until i've done all their classes -.-

#

For some reason I thought that having AP Calculus BC and AP Statistics at same time was a good idea

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gl

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I have a test in 9 hours

#

gl

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So I got to not slep

#

gl

limber knotBOT
#

I failed all my math exams multiple times in uni

void void
#

gl counter : x3

limber knotBOT
#

Still got my bachelor's 🤷

void void
#

I literally never expected that AP Calculus is so hard

limber knotBOT
#

Just bite thru and then never touch that shit ever against cause it's all usless in real life

void void
#

I finished Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus and Trigonometry all A+

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and than this class

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AP Calculus

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I am about to

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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i didnt memorize the trig identities n shet so :D we'll see how fucked i am

#

I don't remember a single thing from Pre_calculus and Trigonometry XD

#

Also, my AP Calculus BC teacher gave us a Unit Circle test the our first lesson

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Like tf

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He gave us like 5 minutes to fill it

quasi valley
void void
#

Java literally is coffee

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That is why it is so popular

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Cuz devs drink Java

quasi valley
#

only the weak minded do

void void
#

I just heard a mosquito fly by my ear

#

I think it said

only the weak minded do

#

Blasphemy

vestal jasper
topaz mortar
#

Toilet 🦆

void void
#

inhales

#

Tell me, how tf can someone be so stupid
This is not Rocket Science

jaunty bolt
#

oof, that's annoying

void void
#

It literally tells her to check her email to verify her account

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It is like she reads through the screen

#

and like what and where is Gmail

#

what Gmail

#

HOW can you register your account with gmail and not know what gmail is???

worn pasture
#

Only boomers can be that naive

void void
#

Boi

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She is like 16

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16 year old boomer

#

I can't imagine the time when she will start to learn to drive

muted pelican
woven otter
#

@quasi valley weird ducks

torpid compass
limber knotBOT
#

yes they reminded me of you

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cause ur literally poo

#

Xi? is that you?

woven otter
#

now imagine poop that's upside down

vestal jasper
#

Start throwing around retro buzzwords and watch as her confusion goes from a 3 to a 10

limber knotBOT
#

can someone recommend a good pc mouse? no need for special extra buttons, the 3 default + browser back/forward are enough, should just be comfy for quite long use

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my shitty roccat one just semi died

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Logitech proteus core

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there’s spectrum but it just adds rgb other than the default blue light

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ah yeah that looks nice

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They sell a wireless version too if you want, pair it with the mouse pad if you are one of those people that cry about cable drag

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cable is nice, I couldn't be bothered to switch batteries :p

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Don’t need to with the $100 mouse pad

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or whatever price they sell it at these days

#

it wirelessly charges the mouse while you use it

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oh lol

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just pointing it out if that’s something you cared about

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scroll wheel is super nice on it though

#

I might actually settle with that mouse, thanks for the tip

left swift
#

My mouse can be wired or wireless to charge it I just plug the cord in

#

Logitech g503 iirc

inland violet
void void
#

Why do so many people join by IRC

pulsar wigeon
#

why do you care

limber knotBOT
#

because I sometimes wanna hear the little plop as a notification instead of the shitfest that the discord notification system is

#

and if I need to so something else, I just close the browser window

woven otter
#

@quasi valley

limber knotBOT
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I just don’t like using discord directly. Also getting flooded with notifications on irc doesn’t bother me as much as it does on discord.

left swift
#

It's cuz they're tech boomers

timid viper
#

@inland violet åAAAAAAAAAAAA

limber knotBOT
#

I know gen alphas on irc

left swift
limber knotBOT
#

its not a generational thing, more environmental.

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If there is enough communities/people on a platform you want to interact with, you will use it

quasi valley
#

@woven otter got_the_duck

woven otter
#

no u

left swift
#

Mtm123

woven otter
#

yes

#

what

sly portal
void void
#

does anyone know of a way to view a map of only the chunks that have been player generated?

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like generated by visiting etc

latent valve
#

I think dynmap does that

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Not sure never use it

void void
#

i look ed at dynmap but i couldnt get it working on my pterodactyl :/

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the whole ngix and webserver stuff is beyond me

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ive managed to mount the remote mc folder as a drive on my machine so i could sync the files to a local folder and run a local mc server off that and then use dynmap i guess but there must be a more elegant solution lol

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its just a pity dynmap has to run on a loaded server

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as a mod

#

would be nice if it was standalone

latent valve
#

i use Overviewer for my map render because it doesnt need to be update in real time update once a month

void void
#

yeah i have that running at the moment

limber knotBOT
#

yeah, I use overviewer too but update every night

left swift
#

Did you add 8123 to your server on pterodactyl

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The port for dynmap

void void
#

do I have to add it in pterodactyl?

left swift
#

Add it in allocations

void void
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xD I couldn't find anything on using it with that web frontend

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ok I'll try thanks

golden gust
#

you can forward the port with ptero with an allocation, you can also just setup a web server such as nginx and enable the json file output in dynmap too

void void
#

yeah that's what I tried with nginx but I'm not very experienced with web hosting and couldn't get it working Uzukiiiii

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or with web servers rather

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so pterodactyl uses nginx to forward the client from the external IP to the internal one Minecraft is bound to?

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or rather forward the internal IP to the client

golden gust
#

it just sets up what is basically a port forward

void void
#

ahh i see

limber knotBOT
#

wtf man norvpn is causing me massive latency issues

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nordvpn*

#

2020

#

still using NordVPN

#

wat

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phoenix616父 there isn't that much competition to it when you mostly want to run the vpn on android and as a ff extension

#

wat

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do you often times feel confused and overwhelmed by the world phoenix616 ?

#

android natively supports VPN

#

and firefox can use any proxy that you setup (or use extensions to manage proxies per site)

#

or just use a proper VPN software on the PC

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(or the native Windows/Linux VPN cababilities)

jaunty bolt
#

If there is enough communities/people on a platform you want to interact with, you will use it
Then why not just use discord pepega

limber knotBOT
#

I don't want to add even more latency to my other PC connections

#

I already have a solid 140ms latency to anything I want to connect to

#

but I guess entrusting untrustworthy companies with your private data is less important than usability nowadays ¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

yes, my private date

#

data*

#

like how I play WoW on US servers

#

very private data

#

god forbid

#

blizzard finds out

#

wow runs in firefox or android? 🤔

void void
limber knotBOT
#

tf kind of map size do you have

void void
#

its only like 2gb haha

#

maybe cuz its using a remote folder

limber knotBOT
#

maybe

#

might be faster to download the world and render locally xD

golden gust
#

just rsync the files over?

limber knotBOT
#

phoenix616父 did you fail reading comprehension tests in school?

void void
#

xD probably
i was kind of expecting that tho

limber knotBOT
#

no, but you look like you failed writing

void void
#

yeah i should do that

limber knotBOT
#

or at least reasoning