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Sleep is bad.
Not sure it's safe to show something using that much ink around bro, she might enjoy the sight too much
< sam and me
We are more important.
Great regenning a chunk with worldedit crashed my server
< me rn
where did you find that picture of me
Sounds like you need a new server @tardy lynx
1 CHUNK?
In the pictures of you drawer
what host

my own server
hold on fuzy we need to save a man
It's on an i3 4370 so I don't think the server itself is the issue
Triatic the .5gb servers are for proxies.
bro go with soyoustart.com so that you realize to run your server with more than 40 players you need to upgrade and transfer 120gb of data and reinstall xenforo and pterodactyl like me
i3

//watchdog
tho yea if one chunk is doing your watchdog in your server sucks
Isn’t Minecraft like a children’s game?
if the cat sleeps, i'll sleep
Gl
I mae progress


cats sleep all the time
Who wants a lesson on feminism?
I'm kinda lying on my bed
I'm pretty sure it's not the server
I'll get ready and in it soon, lol

Someone start drama im bored

Omg...
feminism here? 🤔
Feminism exists, change my mind
Yeah this servers all men.
I should start dumpster diving for ink cartridges, fill them up here at work, then resell them to people for 50% retail
:o
Yeah but the chips screw the cartridges up when tampered with.
i had no idea xmpp could be used for realtime events in web apps. i suppose it makes sense but gawd dam that's hot
Hey Sam, let's forcefully go to sleep

interesting
yes
I made no promises they'd work afterwards, bri
yes
Wait i need water
Ah xD.
I read that like 5 times and was so confused @unreal quarry

imagine having a printer with ink drm
LOL

That’s legit a good way to explain it.
Also drm is bad.
Boooo.
Open source is freedom.
Some company actually pushed an update around once which stopped their printers from using non OEM ink
That was just rip
Hufflepuff?
Only downside to working with this much ink... I'm always covered in ink :(
Huge Prats
LOL I was joking simple relax xD.
i dont relax when monsters are nearby
Kek
Better tell billy to wash his hands then.
DAMMIT that's why I can't sleep
Can't :( doesn't wash off
O god.
Oh god
Monsters are nearby god damn

MAN SOAP
I'm supposed to wear rubber gloves... But i don't like wearing rubbers
(explains the 5 kids)
Woah.
God dangir

Watch your mouth young man.
I was gonna do for that joke
keep your dick in your pants @unreal quarry
Lol
O hey Phan ❤️
hello
Yeah because it's too damn swollen from all the goddamn STDs he's got by now
Wait do u really have 5 babies
???
@fallen oracle still owes me ball cleavage shorts
He's playing Pokémon with STDs
SIMPLE THAT WAS GROSS.
Lol
#cold
xD.
You need to watch your mouth around children, you could get in serious trouble.
At least stray away from sexual trash.
They're not babies, bri. Oldest is 18, youngest is 9

LMAOOO
.g Al bundy
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I knew it

😐
Read that whole thing.
I’m probably an idiot for thinking that’s funny but xD it was funny.
LOL
I’m right there with you.
I need more.
Also I was thinking more of Ted bundy when u said that.
xD
I'll be happier come March. Get my new bike \o/
Want to buy my old one? Only $3k ^_^
I have a 15 Chrysler 200s sitting in my lot. Haven’t driven it since before Christmas.
Mfw 5 hours of cashiering left after lunch.
I can’t leave the house for more than an hour or so D:
The events gonna be so hard xD.
I’m also not allowed to make money in my state.
Which is why I spend all my time working on a minecraft crap.
Enemy of the state, eh?
as long as you don't get caught...!
Im disabled.
sorry sleep yes
If I make money I’m no longer disabled.
So you're not disabled.
And I need surgery to not be disabled. So I can’t make money until then.
Sooooo this year hopefully 🙂
Surely you make money off the 20 plugins you sell or else you wouldn't be purchasing rights to more 
Actually I don’t.
as much as i dont like brianna that's true actually, my dad got his legs cut off and gets disability insurance but only if he doesnt make money
What?
I don’t purchase rights to anything xD.
Those people have accounts on my site and post their own stuff.
No, I don’t. Really.
you sell plugins
"ah yes officer i was just keeping the money somewhere else until i'm legally allowed to collect it"

And crap like equipment and plane tickets.
I have an accountant who handles it.
It’s fine trust me.
offshore accounts 
No...
im jokin
We use a bank called azlo actually.
Ah yes you give it to someone on the promise that you get it all back at a future date 
Advertising?
We’re partnered with a company called SheMedia, they handle all our advertising and seo operations.
The hosting company Aternos gives us two thirds of our traffic.
no advertising here :^)
And with them being like, 4 times larger than spigot, it’s a lot of traffic.
🔨
Oh stop.
you stop
Hey, try and be a bit more mature.

You’re getting simple excited.
aternos >:O
being condescending to mods isn't gonna get you any good graces
yea you talked about it before that happened but anyway 🍵
hi yes i'm a moderator, i'll ban you
I’m, not trying to be condescending?
please keep arguing Brianna 

imagine wizjany being a mod
EEEERRRR EEERRRR
I’m not here to fight people just to be friendly.
yea seriously stop
thats a bannable offense

Being friendly is bannable?

trying to sweet talk aint getting you anywhere either
Can you please stop talking to me? I’m getting offended.
lol
Block
if i kick you you don't have to see me

Yeah I suppose that’s why the block button exists.
wanna see the end of this what will happen 👀
It’s over, someone who’s blocked can’t argue with me 😛
Darn i miss all this drama when i am sleeping
🤔 what if wiz write from irc
Uhoh
can we even block irc? or nah
no
NO
webhooks can't be blocked
AHH PANIC
xDDDDDDDDDDD
webhooks can be loved, however.
ooo drama
shut the duck up
you have a D in your name
🗡️ 🦆
ALARM
quack quack 🔪 no more quack
so did wiz ban anyone 
hey kid, you wanna buy some quack?
wow I'm disappointed
Oh probs kicked brianna
quack he yeeted brianna

hekicked 2 people no ban
@hallow maple
TF'YOU SUMMONED
I didn't mean to
WHAT THE
quack quack that timing tho
the duck is magic...
✨
i read "the duck is magic" ... d=c haha
ic
Well, that made me cry.
what that was a fast 10 minutes
I'm cry too
😂 
i thought you had to wait to chat
I had a meltdown.
you only have to wait if you're new
i've had to wait and i've joined before 😭
do you want to test it?
nnnnno
rip
lol that is good im stealing it
This is why I don’t come in here, btw.
then why are you here lol
feel free to leave again
Why are you so mean :c what did I do to you?
🚪
Wiz is just angery mod
grumpy wizard man
I’m sobbing.
Careful
you should probably get off the internet if your skin is that thin
And do what?
i warned you stop and you kept arguing
Read books?
yes
I had u blocked.
si
internet is not a happy place
if you want to continue, i will ban you
Reaeing books is good
🥒
Life pro tip: Don't block staff accounts; they might be trying to tell you something! 
god i live for mbax life tips
but that's wiz tho
Someone told me to though 😮 I was just listening. I promise.
They weren’t trolling me right?
Life pro tip: Not everything someone tells you to do is a good idea 
How do I know who to listen to? :c
Life pro tip: Pinging wiz is a good idea 
LOL
must resist
Very
ahha

i never lie btw
i never trust anything i can eat
No duck eating
wiz did you ban again
i don't trust things i can't eat either, to be fair
Add duck hater role
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die
duck taste good tho
ugh
DUCK HATER
wiz you can't fight me
he prob not gonna play with his food
yes this is getting out of control
I miss anything boys
yeah
mfw
man its really easy to make a candy cane into a shiv
just give it a suck
Nothing of significance Streamfrost, just some life pro tips
kekw
mm savory crepes
you know i grew up eating crepes with nutella and with syrup for breakfast all my childhood but didn't discover the greatness of savory crepes til i was in my mid-teens
quite a tragedy
never even thought of the concept of a savoury crepe
Crepes? Literally ate a bunch today
crab meat is delicious
My mom makes crepes from time to time
SYS taking their sweet time to confirm my new dedi
They're getting into the van for a trip to the dedi store right now, simple
Cheap tea can bee like that
I'm gonna install this sexy bby https://github.com/esl/MongooseIM
Or you over steeped, especially if it has rose pettals
You could also be over steeping, that can ruin the taste as well
Bag tea
hmm i kinda want some tea again now
some kind of mix of medicine plants
Gotta drop this tea and get a normal plain Black Tea
Some things that might be a tea bad: Old tea (some teas aren't meant to be aged), Over steeping, bad water temperature, bad tea-water ratio, bad water, tea is just bad, over steeping, it has tea dust and you didn't wash it off, it's not for you.
Just some things off the top of my head on what could be wrong with it
Or just trash tea
I never liked tea :3
I think I stated bad tea, could of over looked that
I also don't like watermelon
This is a madman
No, I mentioned it: tea is just bad
Brittish tap water doesn't make good tea in most of Britain ...
My favorite type of tea is poured down the drain and replaced with a coke
Florida is the worst place I've had water tho
I drink Black tea with Honey and Blueberry, Plain Black or Black Tea with Mango
Damn sulfur water, bet you can set the tap water on fire
We have a filter at home
Pre-boil your water
Yeah, I drink tea Black tea without sugar or honey
Try pu-erh if you are fine with loose leaf
Might add a tea spoon of sugar rarely
Good pu-erh comes as a cake though so might be a different brewing experience if you go for that
Licorice tea is super sweet
I know what it's made out of
Well, I meant more like sweet as smell when talking about the perfume
Okay, then ignore the long list of what could be wrong
But the reaction for me drinking Lycorine root tea is same as if I drank perfume
Thats just what licorice is like
Mint tea is so nice
Licorice can be ok with ginger
green tea best tea
but it is probably the last thing I want to drink when I am doing some stuff late at night
You sleepy. You drink some mint tea. You about to fall asleep
Drink a monster
Never drank any energy drinks
黑茶 is my favorite kind of tea
It translates to dark-tea its sometimes called post-fermented
You're missing out :o
Fermented tea
Idk, the only drinks I usually consume is Black Tea, Water or Coffee
My probably favorite soda drink is Sprite
Sprite doesn't taste good, has no real taste. You can only taste the carbonation
@Billy, dont drink anything carbonated for a year or two and I promise you won't like it
The carbonation hurts, and it's the only real taste thats in the drink
They say trying to quit sodas is like trying to quit heroin. IDK what quitting heroin is like, but going without soda is hell
Was effortless for me
You weren't addicted then
No, I just didn't like anything but soda
I average about 12 cans a day. For the past, idk, 20 years
soda is disgusting
^
I drink alot of carbonated water ¯_(ツ)_/¯
12 a day
Ew.
lacroix is good way to get off soda
billy ur gonna die on that alone
Carbonated water sucks ass.
Billy 12 a day!????
ur blood will turn into soda
diabeetus
Ur teeth..
Everyone keeps saying that, leaf :p I'm still here, and as healthy as an ox
The carbonation & sugar is awful for your bones
Think about your beard!
well ull be an ox with soda for blood soon (tm)
It isn't as bad if you drink with a straw
We shall see ^_^
you know what a good way to drop your soda addiction?
start doing heroin
won't have the money to buy soda
I'm still waiting on those kidney stones and UTIs my parents said I'd get from sodas lol
I drink soda on really rare occasions
UTIs
well your parents were prob retarded
sorry to say
i mean, unless you have a history of kidney disease
in the end it's just too much sugar really
stopping drinking soda more of a weight thing imo
I apparently have a strong bloodline. No one in my family has ever died of anything but old age, with 1 exception of my great grandpa which had a stroke or something from drinking a glass of ice water after coming in from the heat
mfw killed by cold water
Ikr
rip in peace
Hell, my grandma is the best. She smoked 2 packs a day since she was 8 and lived to be 92. No cancer \o/

not sure if thats good advice
^_^
wonder if one day theyll have tests for that
be like "yah ur good to smoke all u want"
used to be very popular
Some medical thing wanted to study her so when she passed she ended up donating her body to science. I thought that was pretty neat
if anyone else watches steve1998 used to be in rations
Bruh, we have a real skeleton of a woman in our Biology class
she donated her body when she died
spooky to be honest
Lol Billy
We got her body back some years later, so it's not her :p

another you dead
Nah, not scary. Life is simple. Everyone's always wondering why we're here.. We are here simply to mutate and pass our genes.
and to run minecraft servers 
and die
The first human be like: Oh boi, so hot here. Let me trade my immortality for being able to reproduce and evolve
pretty crazy to wonder what it was actually like
Did you know that our species of human was made by a combination of 2 species
One of them was going instinct
NO
¯_(ツ)_/¯
One of the species was dying out and so it had no choice but to reproduce with different type of human
Reached it's peak evolution with genes
Personally, I don't think we evolved on this planet. I think we evolved elsewhere and then seeded this planet but the only survivors of the trip was a single male and a single female. The rest is history, and we know how well humans like to rewrite history in our favor, so yeah
mfw billy thinks incest was how we all came to be
LMAO
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'M NOT WRONG
No wonder people are so perverted these days
u say that like incest is bad 
wtf 

Ahaha
What's that saying... Why go down the street when you can just go down the hall
Sweet Home Alabama
runs
Roll tide
were you born and raised in alabama billy
Lol no
wut bout monkey
are you saying that bestiality is how we came to be
furries might be onto something
Close enough
humans to the left
Neanderthals to the right
oh
Look at that head size
Imagine the..

Hairstyles u can pull off
Imagine the size of the brain we could have had
Bruh, Humans dying out and reproducing with animals to survive XD
That's not how this works, Fenix
Highly unlikely
Smh
Ik
billy
How long till pokemon is real
XD
incest is how we came to be
Dude, my senior Quote: incest is how we came to be
Imagine if interspecies mating worked... Do you know how many centaurs we'd have?!
Go for the goats
what the fuck is wrong with this place
Greek mythology timeline
XD
LMAO wiz

^_^
Someone just failed the vibe check

Broccoli are mini trees
they don't have the correct trunks
we consume them
consuming tree trunk
I wonder how much genetically modified is broccoli
I am eating it rn
.g broccoli
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Green is green
wtf
and i mean...does purposefully breeding plants for certain features count as genetic modification?
Raw Broccoli
Today, people who aren’t of African descent owe roughly 2 percent of their DNA to their Neanderthal ancestors
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Today, people who aren’t of African descent owe roughly 2 percent of their DNA to their Neanderthal ancestors
@golden gust https://youtu.be/Mf-uNKCJpAc
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Previous studies have linked Neanderthal DNA to a big range of health conditions in modern-day people, including depression, nicotine addiction, and skin disorders.
i mean, i would say we owe all our dna to our genetic ancestors
that's kinda how dna works
oof
Whats the interest rate on that
Neanderthals were human cousins
like, how much dna do you stop counting each time you get a mutation?
It is like a cat and a fox reproduce
you musta stopped while ago
Actually
pretty sure neanderthalenthis and sapiens are a lot closer than a cat and a fox
Aren't we like 2% difference between all living creatures on Earth? I swear I heard that we all share 98% same dna
i mean, we're pretty close to high apes
not "all living creatures" lol
fenix btw what's the source on that
On what
wasn't aware that we knew so much about neanderthal genome
I think just converted ow2 asm to c#... don't ask me why
the "owe 2% of our dna to neanderthals"
everyone only clicks the title due to the word "sex"
I mean, we share 50% DNA with bananas.. I'm not talking genes. Pure dna
verbatim quote from my non-programmer business partner
bro I've got a question lol, so I'm learning about alt tags like: <img src="address" alt="description"> so am I correct in understanding that the description exists to replace a photo if it does not load? And if so...how does that work with porn sites 😱😶the poor programmer 😂🤣

The original bananas are extinct
Does your non-programmer business partner speak html tags too?
that's bananas billy
What ya all use for Java development? I heard that a lot of people prefer Eclipse IDE
idea
@potent warren yeah he's trying to learn html lol
IntelliJ IDEA :)
lmao
billy you could take your face and use it as piranha bait and it wouldn't work
LMAO
leaf is still dumb
wtf
no
yes
kashike has some bangers
I heard the 3rd one
\o/
there
I was listening to Голая when I was like 13 or something
My aunt was like
tf I am listening to
lol
Boi, you listen to a lot of Russian songs
:p
I always preferred English ones
would you prefer another playlist
I have many
etc etc
take your pick
lmao big list of boy bands and then random momoland in the middle
:D
it's catchy wiz
boom boom
I know what song it is without looking
but now I'm playing it
russian spy confirmed
Sleeper
this the only russian thing i kno https://soundcloud.com/electronica302/prosto-zapomnim
Электроника 302
(Electronica 302)
Contact:
electronica302music@gmail.com
inb4 banned for not #music
@static badge
XD
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I'm on the bus
this one XD
and a person sitting near me is coding something
paste the code
He tryna hack pentagon
tell em they're live on twitch tv
lmao
i mean yea pop is meant to be catchy
tbh that isn't even their best song tho
more like "depression man"
XD
i tend to like the less pop-y songs tbh
suddenly, my api is not sending cors headers...but im looking at the cors filter...right in front of me
wheee almost home
ok the cors filter wasnt applying but then why was cors not applying last night 
bus stopping in a second
balut
lul
if any of you use npm/yarn, i recommend running (npm|yarn) config set ignore-scripts true :D
ppl can just run arbitrary code on your machine in pre/post install scripts lmao 
but with that they cant
some postinstall scripts are required for the module to function
which of course is absolutely absurd
@potent warren you haven't seen anything yet :p
ok now do that for 5000 nested deps
its a rare occurrence that it's /necessary/
i don't really like the idea of globally turning those off because there's already so much bullshittery to deal with when using npm
but yes those scripts suck
go home IDEA you're drunk

LMAO
Why the (&*(^ does AP Calculus even exist in High School
I hate it so much
im starting calculus tomorrow :(
What Calculus?
BC
or AB
1 lol
oh
normal one
lucky
i have to follow my college's full math line until i've done all their classes -.-
For some reason I thought that having AP Calculus BC and AP Statistics at same time was a good idea
gl
I have a test in 9 hours
gl
So I got to not slep
gl
I failed all my math exams multiple times in uni
gl counter : x3
Still got my bachelor's 🤷
I literally never expected that AP Calculus is so hard
Just bite thru and then never touch that shit ever against cause it's all usless in real life
I finished Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus and Trigonometry all A+
and than this class
AP Calculus
I am about to
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
i didnt memorize the trig identities n shet so :D we'll see how fucked i am
I don't remember a single thing from Pre_calculus and Trigonometry XD
Also, my AP Calculus BC teacher gave us a Unit Circle test the our first lesson
Like tf
He gave us like 5 minutes to fill it
only the weak minded do
I just heard a mosquito fly by my ear
I think it said
only the weak minded do
Blasphemy



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oof, that's annoying
It literally tells her to check her email to verify her account
It is like she reads through the screen
and like what and where is Gmail
what Gmail
HOW can you register your account with gmail and not know what gmail is???
Only boomers can be that naive
Boi
She is like 16
16 year old boomer
I can't imagine the time when she will start to learn to drive

@quasi valley weird ducks
now imagine poop that's upside down
Start throwing around retro buzzwords and watch as her confusion goes from a 3 to a 10
can someone recommend a good pc mouse? no need for special extra buttons, the 3 default + browser back/forward are enough, should just be comfy for quite long use
my shitty roccat one just semi died
Logitech proteus core
there’s spectrum but it just adds rgb other than the default blue light
ah yeah that looks nice
They sell a wireless version too if you want, pair it with the mouse pad if you are one of those people that cry about cable drag
cable is nice, I couldn't be bothered to switch batteries :p
Don’t need to with the $100 mouse pad
or whatever price they sell it at these days
it wirelessly charges the mouse while you use it
oh lol
just pointing it out if that’s something you cared about
scroll wheel is super nice on it though
I might actually settle with that mouse, thanks for the tip
My mouse can be wired or wireless to charge it I just plug the cord in
Logitech g503 iirc
Why do so many people join by IRC
why do you care
because I sometimes wanna hear the little plop as a notification instead of the shitfest that the discord notification system is
and if I need to so something else, I just close the browser window
@quasi valley
I just don’t like using discord directly. Also getting flooded with notifications on irc doesn’t bother me as much as it does on discord.
It's cuz they're tech boomers
@inland violet åAAAAAAAAAAAA
I know gen alphas on irc

its not a generational thing, more environmental.
If there is enough communities/people on a platform you want to interact with, you will use it
@woven otter 
no u
Mtm123
does anyone know of a way to view a map of only the chunks that have been player generated?
like generated by visiting etc
i look ed at dynmap but i couldnt get it working on my pterodactyl :/
the whole ngix and webserver stuff is beyond me
ive managed to mount the remote mc folder as a drive on my machine so i could sync the files to a local folder and run a local mc server off that and then use dynmap i guess but there must be a more elegant solution lol
its just a pity dynmap has to run on a loaded server
as a mod
would be nice if it was standalone
i use Overviewer for my map render because it doesnt need to be update in real time update once a month
yeah i have that running at the moment
yeah, I use overviewer too but update every night
do I have to add it in pterodactyl?
Add it in allocations
you can forward the port with ptero with an allocation, you can also just setup a web server such as nginx and enable the json file output in dynmap too
yeah that's what I tried with nginx but I'm not very experienced with web hosting and couldn't get it working 
or with web servers rather
so pterodactyl uses nginx to forward the client from the external IP to the internal one Minecraft is bound to?
or rather forward the internal IP to the client
it just sets up what is basically a port forward
ahh i see
wtf man norvpn is causing me massive latency issues
nordvpn*
2020
still using NordVPN
wat
phoenix616父 there isn't that much competition to it when you mostly want to run the vpn on android and as a ff extension
wat
do you often times feel confused and overwhelmed by the world phoenix616 ?
android natively supports VPN
and firefox can use any proxy that you setup (or use extensions to manage proxies per site)
or just use a proper VPN software on the PC
(or the native Windows/Linux VPN cababilities)
If there is enough communities/people on a platform you want to interact with, you will use it
Then why not just use discord 
I don't want to add even more latency to my other PC connections
I already have a solid 140ms latency to anything I want to connect to
but I guess entrusting untrustworthy companies with your private data is less important than usability nowadays ¯_(ツ)_/¯
yes, my private date
data*
like how I play WoW on US servers
very private data
god forbid
blizzard finds out
wow runs in firefox or android? 🤔
tf kind of map size do you have
just rsync the files over?
phoenix616父 did you fail reading comprehension tests in school?
xD probably
i was kind of expecting that tho
no, but you look like you failed writing
yeah i should do that
or at least reasoning






I couldn't find anything on using it with that web frontend