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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-RuNOOBytA I am so glad I dont run servers anymore....
► I caught this Twitch streamer HACKING AGAIN on my Minecraft server LIVE..
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(Vertanzil) Getting Twitch Streamer BANNED for HACKING AGAIN on my Minecraft server LIVE.. - length 20m 4s - 191,972 likes, 9,493 dislikes (95.3%) - 2,358,498 views - ShotGunRaids on 2019.11.30
dude skittlemc is the biggest meme
it's called sexycraft
skittlemc has the worst higher-ups ever in staff
Hey, is paper enemy for spigot forum? Becouse I always post threads (for few months) on spigot forum and nobody deleted my these threads until yesterday. Till yesterday they delete my threads becouse I am using Paper not Spigot ... Seriously?
spaidget > paper, obv
spigot doesnt like paper no
nor do they really want you posting paper stuff on their forums
hmm...running ejabber and the BOSH server keeps kicking me after like..4 or so mins
every time, very weird
so mf random (ejabberd@localhost)1> 21:22:58.837 [info] (http_bind|<0.591.0>) Closing c2s session for admin@wraithe/simples-MacBook-Pro: Connection failed: connection closed
It is sad becouse I was learning spigot/paper server management mainly from spigot forums (becouse paper forum is very small)
I think imma have a cup of tea and then go bed, coz that's the british thing to do
Not really British but okay
idefk
I someone else register your name on irc?
no
both irc and discord cat are fake
Huh, never knew you could toggle chatcolours and nor did I know it sent chat visibility
cool stuff
I wanted to post this for a while, but never got around to making it
what z750 looks with two eyes
delet this
deLeTE ThiS
Oh man, the curved eyes
cursed image]
They will be hunting me in my dreams now

.addcmd xy http://xyproblem.info/
Asking about your attempted solution rather than your actual problem
woooo
hm i wan use xmpp to power my apps IMs but am confused. :( Idk what all the terminology is smh :(
That’s coz ur stoopid
prob
.xy
Asking about your attempted solution rather than your actual problem
This is how my players play on my survival server 
I know a server that has it to full bedrock with 10x more than that
weird base design but ok
Some people have too much time
Brianna is here? 🤔
Why? There's a problem with that? 🤔
She's sniping devs to use her website to distribute their plugins. She even got nossr :(
i said songoda is trash and then brianna offered me money 'to make me feel better because she doesnt want to be hated'
i dont negotiate with terrorists
I dont think thats how terrorists operate, you dont see ISIS giving everyone money and going, hope you guys dont mind us attacking your troops.
i dont negotiate with terrorists
I like this quote
is that a reference simple
no
sad
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im saying brianna is a terrorist and im upholding my good principle of not negotiating with terrorists
tf is going on here
mod bait
enough
Wtf
o.O
Z have a taco
Messages removed OOF
which ones
Nn-nothing
there was that hand pic that disappeared
I’m scarred for life that is all
kinda thought you did that though
irc never forgets
The other img too
wait are the two sam's at all related?
no it was the other Sam that sent that hand pic
No
right ok
How dare your mod think I am related to someone completely unrelated please demote at earliest convenience 0/10 customer experience
mods 
thank you for flying air paper
Very bumpy ride
we have dispatched a killer robot moderator to handle your concerns appropriately

i swear we went upside down at some point

we went upside down here
that was just the short leg of the journey where we flew over australia
Z when and where are we landing

what is going on 🤔
do you only communicate with emojis

welcome to twitch chat
but really can you not
leaf should do his thing
oh yes, i love seeing bri emotes every time we try to talk
:c
...that doesn't make it any better
if you can't speak verbally like the rest of us just don't speak
Must be a malfunction
Applesauce
be careful youll restart electroniccat
0.o
no
Oof
reboots of cat dont guarantee any actual action is taken
cat has a mind of his own
i can ask him to reboot
hunter2
doesnt mean he will
Sigh
Hamsandwitch
If you post another emoji
he can't die he's a robot cat and cats have multiple lives
Is that the password?
The password is UN1v3rsal0v3rl0rd, But like I said even if you're root, cat will override your sudo commands. Very controlling AI he is
I’m just really trying to participate, but I’m a bit scared so I was using emotes because it’s easier :3
He installed himself
step 4 use your fucking spacebar
No
ping wiz to communicate
I don’t like upsetting people 
Step 5 is to annoy simple
-.-
it's lies
did you just post an expired gift code lol
I wouldn't do that
I’m very upset now brb cry
Mine was um, not expired :3
idk when nossr used to post them in here they'd go pretty damn fast
What
nossr liked to waste money though
do ppl have a bot
oh yeah
because by the time it even loaded it must have been claimed
LOL
not you alone
It didn’t even load...
hope you enjoy it ^-^
a lot were me
curse your US servers
and no I didn't get the one posted
yea shit was gone before it was loaded
either was a used code or bots
Bots
didnt say fake
Did someone really snipe it? XD
said expired
or discord in general is just slow as fuck
wtf are we arguing about
something retarded
Rawr, cursing is bad.
Ok retard
this is the internet, people fight over the dumbest things
Z you have weird eye pfp
speaking of you should change your profile picture
i dont like u now
People are fighting?
get away
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Eyes offend me
Eeeeee
if you do not remove i report!!1!!1
you offend me
report to who
Ducks offend me
You
rhe uh
national eye pfp removal association
send it to cat

Z want to see some duck pictures
where's andrewkm when you need him
@upper flicker I'd like to report a retard who has an offensive eye pic thx
AAANDDREEEWWWW
I'll violate you
prepare to be rolled
You sound like Devon
no that's gay vic
why is this place so cancer atm
What if I am gay
then you're gay
No ur gay
wiz that's because you haven't done your job
ur mom gay
Why do all these chats have to be so bad.
wiz does want to get rid of all of you pretty bad
maybe that would clean it up
like a bunch of ten year olds on xbox live playing cod calling eachother gay
wiz doesn't have the balls to do that
just ping wiz to make it better
yea
^
can I Z
Wiz wouldn't ban me unless I ping him
😂 😂 😂 😂

g_g
btw vic did you see https://github.com/EngineHub/WorldGuard/pull/423
active users list if wiz got the go ahead:
there are worse fates
mfw it doesn't spoiler the comment by default
I like how wiz is not in that list

i mean im not atm either
No not that emoji
Like that?
michael uses that so much
why are you hiding
Cat wtf is dat resolution 
It’s cropped.
at least it isnt aliased to hell and back anymore
😄
the messed up part is the font
I think we just found why cat always feels sick. He's staring at a blurry screen all day/night
That would make anyone sick.
The wise billy has spoken
god damn get that shit outta here
how many years ago was that now
still haunts my dreams
fuck
if it offends you, you can fuck off
.wa 1516153325 unix
(DiscordBot) No results.
we're not little kids, don't need mommy telling us not to use bad words
yes instead of mommy we have wiz
Wednesday, 17 January 2018 01:42:05
not as old as I'd have hoped
are we fighting about that now
What is that time stamp?
about what now
That looks like a link I’m not going to click on.
those poor lazy blockstates
Ooo, thanks for the advice.
the only thing haunting my dreams is that initial 300k lines changed PR you sent
it was 9k
8.5k too many
good luck reviewing the rest of it :S
it was over 9k
I'll get to reviewing what's left of that one day
at this rate it'll be 1.16 
So much fluff my browser shits itself tryna get to the actual content
works fine on my machine
bruh
yeah your browser has some problems
PRs are already at 68
did I really get kicked for posting that hand pic?
So, much, bad language D: if you were my children 
maybe I missed the rule or somethin
kinky
there's no bad language here
.rekt
☑ REKT-it Ralph

Ew that mouth.
yeah idk why you'd have gotten kicked 🙄

are you trying to get kicked again
Z i think wiz is not doing his job
that emote
Did the hand pic offend somebody
That pic really came in, handy
I think that should be added to the rules atleast then, so when I go to post something that isn't against the rules I dont get kicked again.
wait the hand pic was kickable?
yup
was it just the hand pic or what
yup
it was moving leaf
You gotta hand it to them, the rules are pretty good.
asking for the moderator boys
it wasnt moving
not ur opinions
boi
in specific way
a) Language and/or content which can be reasonably considered discriminatory,
i suppose because you said "nossr's hand", you were being discriminatory toward him.
oh myb
Actually, I think the rules are way to light.
im sorry
Should be no cursing.
wait which hand
however, mods made their decision. no point arguing it, you just get kicked again


yes this server needs more censorship
stop with the emojis i s2g theyre not even good ones
1.1 No swearing, racism, sexism, homophobia, hate speech or other disruptive behavior
also disable emojis please
Add this one.
mods playin the smart game by not responding
smart bois you are
Lol I have a huge list of briannas discord emojis
oh yea, we definitely need briannas community management input here at paper
LOL
the rules cover everything
it will surely help
"Mods have leeway to interpret the rules"
that means if you keep arguing you're asking to be kicked
Wait I wasn't arguing with anyone
Yeah idk what he’s talking about either.
or are you saying that you are free to change the rules, and if I ask about it I get kicked?
I think he might be giving an example.
im confused
no you were asking why you were kicked repeatedly and not dropping the subject ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I think its time for more brianna emojis
.typing
What in tarnation is going on here now
like the water in a clogged toilet this is spiraling out of control
it's time for 👢

I like boots.
not boots
Lemme show u my boots.
boot
Boots
nice boots
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Can I share a meme of shrek & an old guy behind him with a big ring of Green on his mouth?
no
no
welp
That’s um.
that was my closest meme to not against the rules
wtf
o well

if you have to ask you probably shouldn't post it tbh
kicks just because he asked that
seraching
screeching for memes
search for the right words
I think i'm going bed
Heyyy, I ask things all the time because I’m confused. So you’re saying I should just never talk?
yes
O :c
100%

.rekt
☑ Santa REKTaus
@shrewd perch come protect me from this meanie.
ok boys this is getting more retarded by the nanosecond
that's why you have to do your thing leaf
gonna go do something productive
I wanna schleep
O :c
Later, leaf. Remember, buttons aren't toys.
tf that's supposed to mean
:(((
The simpleton was mean again.
o.o
ello
indeed, though I don't go to general much
Be nice not mean it's not nice to be mean @void void
Ah xD.
Worth ping
Yeah simple.
Don't ping me.
Don’t be mean 
egg is the best
But egg can't even grow a beard
Egg is my go to “dad halp I broke everything”
i prefer eggs fried crispy on one side and then flipped for just like 10 seconds
Wdym "don't ping me" you're in don't disturb mode what
mmm, eggs benedict
Lul
the yolk stays runny, get the crispy parts and the smooth parts
I honestly just flick oin on the top as I'm cooking it
Rekt
flick oil*
oil method is pretty good too yea
Yeah I still get a notification in discord, which I don't want so fuck off don't ping me. Ok, thanks
Glad you think so
oh yea i have egg blocked
wiz just eat dat egg raw
what'd I do?
mfw
he never talks here tho
so i totally forgot
Cool I think you beat him into submission.
I almost went to hit remove frind instead of going to remove the nick :L
Egg are you anywhere near Dallas?
We’re doing an event with some partners.
north, in the color state
With like 20k kids.
not super far
If you wanna like xD help. Ill pay for transportation, Microsoft is covering the hotel.
20k 
There’s gonna be a server and 15 desktops.
You can wire em all together xD.
Actually, I think someone from acers going to be there to do that.
fun times. I have a guide you can follow, but sadly I don't really have any time this year
Sad daysss
trying to graduate on time so I can start my job on time
Sounds good xD.
We’re doing 20 of these events a year so.
Maybe u can come to one ❤️
holy crap
if I have time, sure. Hopefully one day I can travel a bit. Been meaning to hit east, west, and south
Then there’s gonna be a Big like 30 foot area for the computers.
Not sure how I’m gonna design the banners for that yet.
well, enjoy for now
I'll take a look later and see what my schedule looks like at the end of the year
Oki, I think the next ones in PA
east, nice
sounds good. Ping me when the next event comes around and I'll take a look. Thanks!
Needless to precise that every single one of these computers are probably gonna be better than mine.
We’re gonna work out a publishing agreement in a few days so I’ll start hyping them.
Okiii! I’ll send pics from the event.
Gonna have Annie and Jacob there xD.
Idk if you know Jacob though.
sounds good, yeah. Might be a networking opportunity depending on the event and who's attending
Annie’s ticket was 500 dollars. D:
rip
Umm, @mystic girder from Aternos is coming to one of them I think?
Just um, note that I didn’t tell them what so, don’t say what.
And there will be Microsoft staff there. Usually someone from mojang shows up.
neat-o. Definitely a networking op
This is my first time really. They invited me to look around once.
EXACTLY.
I’m super hyped to teach kids how to be creative but the networking is a huge opportunity.
lets hope mojang find somebody who knows/cares about performance there
runs really fast
😛
It’s just community managers.
having someone from Paper wouldn't be a terrible idea
I think Helen goes to some.
even if nothing comes from it
Idk if paper has the money for that tbf.
I mean it’s like a 1.2k trip really.
might have a reserve, who knows
It’s cheaper when you bring partners.
Hah I wish
Like I don’t have to pay for food or the hotel.
What type of tacos?
Just everyone’s plane tickets.
imaginary tacos?
Which is, fine.
not as good as real tacos
The food!
If someone from paper wants to go I could probably let them stay in one of our hotel rooms? We’re gonna get a block of them.
i nominate wizjany
well, if and when you can, let us know where, when, and what and maybe one of the Paper team or someone involved in Forge, or just anyone here can maybe make it
Wizjany +1
We’re included in the bulk discount so it’s a luxury hotel for $125 a night.
Which is so nice.
i'm literally not even a paper dev
And I have to call them and extend that date because we wanted to stay a full week since Annie’s never been to America.
What are we talking about? Staying in a hotel with bri and a bunch of kids? o_O
I should come Bri, I am from planet minecraft 
what's the most American thing she can possibly eat? Donuts?
We’re talking about the event My teams going too :3
Idk how it came up.
O I was inviting egg.
I no haz time
You probs wouldn't want him around anyways
Cat ya been running for hours now, calm down :O
Ik D: sad days.
he'd literally just be sizzling around
but a lot of regs from here would also be a good choice
Well I know him pretty well so xD.
It's midnight do i sleep or not
Yes.
I mean, I'm on team #ShouldaGoneToBedHoursAgo
Please ask me the same question
Why sleep when Disney+ is a thing?
the loor kinda looks ccozy
ok
I'd probably like to go at some point, depending on what exactly it is. Just let me know when the next ones are, and what exactly it is
i am gonna stay a little longer so i get super tired
then ican just, drop
smart actually
my eyes are starting to get veerrryry heavy
Yeah I can only give away the ones that are announced but I can maybe tell you more in private messages, it’s just not all of the dates are confirmed with the convention centers.
And I’d have to get permission xD.
so are yours fuzy
definitely
no prob. Don't risk anything, just tell me when you can
we begin to feel veeeerrrrryyy sleepy
I am awake since like 6am, im dead
Willlll do. If we come close by you have to come say hi. Tickets are 60 bucks but I’ll give you one of mine.
hah, sounds good
back to code for me, though. Gotta get these things finished before the new semester starts
which is..
I’m most worried that I’m going to buy the banners and they’re gonna look awful.
oh, fuck, tomorrow
Lol
And I’m gonna have wasted 1.5k
.rekt
☑ The Shawshank Rektemption
Hahahahaha
Well eggs gone xD.
I heard everyone loved my new serverjars project xD.
Imma go bed while I still have some level of dingaty left in mytpying ability
or erm.. yea...
Saw people chewing it up earlier.
My server hoster doesn't support it 
i stopped using shared hosts and i do not regret it...
I have a decicated server but yeah it's still a shared host somewhat..
It's half dedicated
It’s either dedicated to you or it isn’t.
My friend just told me he was working on a software program and I asked what language and he said VBA Excel

That’s just a vps love.
excel
Dumb phone autocorrecting crap.
Yeah a VPS whatever, I not smart okay? 
Make sure to jar everything up on your way out.
You’re fine Fuzy I was just messing ❤️
ur gonna give me jar nightmares
please stop her!
Where's that exploding chicken gift gif, sec
I got compressed chicken
Hmmm yes, this table is indeed made of table.
How
THATS WHAT I SAID.
fake news'
Look up the trailer.
minecraft is the only realistic game
Oof.
Yes this.
Was that a sneaky pun LOL

Hurr durr
ur late
:c
An hr late
Which is the real sam? 
hmmm
step 3. profit
idk
INFIINITE POWER
You have to be talented to complete those goals.
i am sam B440
go back to sleep
what
I’m joking @crystal compass

oh good i almost cried
nothing good to wake up for
OMG IM SO SORRY :c
wiz this is something to wakeup for 
ok this is not emotional support chat

hahah
That emote was supposed to repeat.
6pm here
It's 1:00am here SamB440.
yes ur on continent
Yes
let's guess
You know what that means right, less time to schleep
Oceania obviously
O also, this is my mouse and keyboard. Hate me.
Ouch

LOL
Every time I send that picture there’s always some weird guy who says “nice jeans”
All things must be RGB for I shall live and be recognized as an rgb annoying guy
fix them they have holes !
Aw.
Did u guys miss my ps4 pro give away?
I gave away a ps4 pro and a Nintendo switch.
I'd like to say I don't have rgb. but the keyboard and mouse suddenly became so
who needs those
PC MASTER RACE
I’m a sucker for rgb.
you can't even say pc master race in Minecraft's discord
I have the Corsair one and the thing lights up all kinds of colors.
they censor everything...
unpopular opinion, I want rgb to die
:c
Poor rgb
I hate it on everything
I set up my colors to be purple-blue and it's fantastic.
I can’t wait to buy a new MacBook.
does anyone know how the heck i use SPL file instead of jar ?
there isn't a common standard with it, so half of the shit doesn't work right without software
I'm a sucker for Corsair
Same.
Razer works fine if you have everything razer like me
- am totes good at going to bed when I say i'm going to
CORSAIR all the way ❤️
- wtf is an SPL file
I had the k95 rgb platinum before I switched to the magic keyboard.
no idea elect
I got blackwidow ultimate
- don't tell me, you was "super smart" and got a great deal on a domain, and on renewal, the pricing is craaazy
CAT
Razed peripherals are so low quality compared to corsairs.
You are meant to be asleep
I am off the Razer train, when I bought a mouse that randomly would scroll the wrong way
Well i cannot say much for myself...
i had some granola, and water; now imma go pee and lie down
electro ive had the domain for 3 years
I bought a corsair mice and it broke like 4 months after
My razed keyboard would turn my computer on randomly in the middle of the night.
I coulda sworn that domain was 20$ last year
Used to have a death stalker.
Accurate
wow @proud lance
Omg what is this.
I need more of that in my life.
thought so
if you have epilepsy, it might help you take a permanent nap @granite salmon
wait a minute
Lmao
that email isnt from my domain hosting company
wtf
they have my address and everything cool
I don't but i might if i look long enough
Do you guys remember when raywj was the most subbed guy on YouTube?
Ray who?
LOL
I remember him
I’m so old.
idk what he does now
only 90s people remember
he sorta died off
He’s making some goo dish videos now.
back in the old days when like Smosh was a thing
YES.
omg smosh
=3
penisland
Bri same. Corsair k keyboards are the only mechs I like
Yo do you remember: your favorite Martian?
I cba get on youtube now, trending is like 50% makeup tutorials and 50% late night studio videos
That was my jam in high school.
sounds familiar
i have never had that trash in my feed dowd
Do y'all remember thelonelyisland?
trending on youtube is corporate youtube channels breaking the user agreements
while they ban non corp channels
£££££££
@vestal jasper Honestly idek what razer is even doing anymore. I have their razer blade 15 and it overheats constantly.
cat, sleep
Cat you're a cat you need sleep
im gonna sleep myself
Needs a cat nap.
curl up near the fire cat
I thought you said “slam yourself” and I was really concerned.
Dun has a fire
k so electronic the email I got was fake
HOOOLD UP
but they have my address nice
They're trying to innovate cause osu playees don't buy their keyboards anymore 
LOL
brfrrr im cold perfect temperature to sleep
Set yourself on fire
Cold is nice
Instant warmth
This is why I need a boyfriend. Or a dog. Yeah a dogs probably better.
i cannot sleep when too warm
or fire
I can sleep better warm if I don’t think about it.
Love is warmth, fire is warmth, thus, fire is love
I need a new printer, can anyone spare 30 bucks?
#shesawitch
DND mode = ON

.g Monty python she's a witch
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monty python yaasss
Zzzz printers are so annoying and ink is a literal scam

Some companies are actually offering eco tank printers
I disputed 499 dollars in 30 dollar payments this morning.
just switch to laser and be done with it
"set yourself on fire"
"this is why I need a boyfriend"
Want someone else to set you on fire? I'll pass on the second part but I'll do the first. 
Im stealing that pepe gif Sam
glad
Fun fact: Up here at my job we buy 5 gallon buckets of ink for cheaper than you guys buy cartridges
Vic, have some of my love
^_^
/me goes to find his matches
Billy, I hate you.
.kill cat
grabs cat's head and rips it clean off their body.
I spend way to much on ink.
Why don’t you sell me some dat liquid.
.kill sam
throws sam to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.
.kill Vicarious
snacks on Vicarious's dismembered body.
wtf
can you kill me irl
.sleep
bad kill
.kill everyone
Not worth the time
rips off everyone's arms and leaves them to die.
.sleep
Actually, for that project serverjars we’ve always referred to the liquid in the jar as “the liquid”
.die
just an easy Tor browser
Ink! \o/
open the deep web
.kill me
reaches out and punches right through me's chest.
.kill movingyourfingerthroughkraftdinnerslowly
Billy, don't you do commercial printing?
Can I make the bot commit Sudoku
turns movingyourfingerthroughkraftdinnerslowly into a snail and covers them in salt.
So when I was talking to the animator he was like “yeah what should we do with that liquid?” And I laughed because he called it the same thing.
.kill xD
grabs DiscordBot's head and rips it clean off their body.
Hey Billy, is that stuff safe to drink?
Yes, cat
🍷
interesting how everyone goes crazy about server jars being bad, except now
:c
Ah, that's why then
That joke was bad.
Phanatic, we are too tired to care
Sorry.
I go through about 25 gallons of ink a day
HOLD UP
100,000 yards of print
You drank 25 gallons? I thought it wasn’t safe to drink?

LOL
It’s a picture of me.







