general

[limber knot]

good decision

[deft fable]

hey my server hasnt crashed yet maybe the host actually did something

[limber knot]

gonna go to sleep, good night poopl

[dapper nacelle]

gn

[deft fable]

Gute Nacht

[austere ivy]

https://paste.lucko.me/u2dDT9VWif

new and improved

https://github.com/elias94/pyomegle

oh my gosh a dream come true

[deft fable]

and its python so i might even understand like half a line of code

[austere ivy]

python is basically if someone spoke out what they wanted to happen and then wrote it down and made an interpreter for it

[deft fable]

hey as long as stupid people like me can understand it, it is in my opinion cool and good

guys its the funny number
laugh now

[gloomy tartan]

With say 20-30 well optimized plugins and latest paper 1.15.1 would it be feasible to sustain like 250 players on a skyblock server with 17+ tps?

Given the hardware is sufficient

[latent valve]

😂😂😂
Try n find out

[gloomy tartan]

The problem is there is not way of accurately representing something like that with a stress test

[upper flicker]

I doubt it

[latent valve]

I think 1.12 can handle that or even 1.18

#1.8

If 2b can handle 200player so can you 😂😂

[woven otter]

plugin message sending/receiving is sync right?

[austere ivy]

it's a sync task

[woven otter]

I guess PluginMessageListener will listen to any plugin message sent regardless of which plugin sent the message? 🤔

[void void]

Yes.

That's why you read the channel it's on and make sure you actually care about it

[woven otter]

okay thanks

[burnt sandal]

[shell vine]

i showed u my tech tip pls reply

[void void]

@burnt sandal no

[burnt sandal]

[void void]

@shell vine you know that's literally jake right. his memes aint funny. we should bully jake

this is a call to armsd

[burnt sandal]

[void void]

hows the server going anyway

who gave you oink oink role @burnt sandal

im blaming kash

[burnt sandal]

isn't that the daemon one

[void void]

the what

[burnt sandal]

paperd

[void void]

what about it :o

[burnt sandal]

oink oink

isn't that the paperd role for chat

[void void]

oh idk, knowing demon probably

[burnt sandal]

gotchu

[unreal quarry]

Bless you

[void void]

how did you know i just sneezed @unreal quarry

[unreal quarry]

You did too? That was for jake

[void void]

Yeah but except mine was drugs induced

[unreal quarry]

Weird flex, but ok

[void void]

[unreal quarry]

Sorry, I'm just in a good mood ^_^

I get to go put money down on my bike tomorrow to put a hold on it

[shell vine]

@void void wdym literally jake

[void void]

jake, from ltt

the jake

the jakerinoe

[unreal quarry]

Jake from State Farm

[void void]

j a k e

[shell vine]

oh lmao

[unreal quarry]

Wtf is ltt?

[void void]

Linus Tech Tips

[unreal quarry]

tries to remember a Jake from any of those vids

[void void]

yeah thats what im saying

[limber knot]

the machinery dude

[void void]

@burnt sandal is IRRELEVANT

[shell vine]

was gonna say i talked to a celebrity

but

[deft fable]

there we fucking go again

[burnt sandal]

rekt

[deft fable]

n00b gets pwned epic style by mlg_420 host provider

[limber knot]

that feeling when you kinda want to work on stuff

buts its also kinda 0:30 already

[twin lagoon]

and you also want to be drunk?

[deft fable]

cet gang rise up

[limber knot]

and I most likely kinda drank a beer too much

shut up michael!

[twin lagoon]

predictable

[deft fable]

right my console aint looking to good

its very communist

[woven otter]

only 0:30

weak numbers

[deft fable]

i just lost 4% of my wb fill task because of that crash

fml

[woven otter]

Does hentai happen to be involved in that

[deft fable]

not yet

[void void]

i hve a question!!

what plugin unloads chuncks

to reduse lag

in entity

[acoustic pilot]

SuperChunkUnloaderPlus 2.0

[void void]

1.14.4?

[acoustic pilot]

why do you need a plugin for that? shouldn't you be dealing with the things that keep your chunks loaded o.o

[void void]

you would think

so i want chuncks not loaded so mobs dotn spawn in them

[analog reef]

How to add cartography_table to the blacklist?

[void void]

i am gettigns mobs spawning in areas that no player is in

i want mobs to only spawn in if a player sees them

enable per-player-mobs

get it?

in paper.yml

im using spigot ..

im sorry

then why the fuk you ask in paper discord

[acoustic pilot]

lol

[void void]

well i used

paper

[analog reef]

yes

[void void]

but there is a player i really need on here that will not be supported on paper

so rip that

paper has a fix for your issue, if you dont use paper then dont ask for a plugin related solution lol

[acoustic pilot]

what's paper's fix? is the game really trying to spawn mobs in unloaded chunks, away from players?

[void void]

no the chuncks are loaded in and thats why mobs are spawning

i want it so no mobs at all

are loaded

0

not sure, but if you enable per-player-mobs then mobs focus around players and despawn if no players are around

afaik

i dont think the game is tryig to do that, but if it's loaded...

[acoustic pilot]

i've been away from the game for a long time but seems odd that mobs would spawn just because the chunks are loaded, presuming that they'd spawn and cause chunks to load

figured a player would need to be in proximity for that

[void void]

no

there is non

well im not sure why it's loaded in the first place, but loaded = mobs spawn. i don't think the mobs are spawning, thus loading chunk. it's other way around

ohh!!

wait

its mobs with names

sorry

name tags on top

my fault u guys

[acoustic pilot]

so prob wanna figure out why the chunks are loading in the first place

[void void]

cus of mobs with names

[acoustic pilot]

all entities load chunks now dont they, not like older versions

[void void]

yeah i think he's saying they're entities with metadata in those chunks, thus keeping them loaded.

or something???

why do the mobs have names

[acoustic pilot]

like moving between chunks and such

special mobs maybe, boss mobs 😛

[void void]

like with names on top

well in that case, why would you force unload the chunk

spawn and stay there

thye dont leave

yeah, so they're put there purposefully

there is a plygin called chunk culler

why would you force unload the chunk

like they do in gmane engines

what 😭

cus i dotn want the chuncks!

but you have entities there on purpose? that clashes.

no not crashes

[twin lagoon]

clashes

not crashes

[void void]

i just dont want it for perforamce

if you dont want the chunks, remove the entities that are there. don't force unload the chunk

it's loaded for a reason

[acoustic pilot]

sounds like he wants those entities to be there, just doesn't want the chunk to be loaded unless the player is there to interact with those entities.

[twin lagoon]

the real thing is

it sounds like an unnecessary performance gain attempt

[acoustic pilot]

depends what his performance looks like now, assuming loaded chunks, esp ones with entities in them will be a measurable place to optimize

[void void]

i cant remove the mobs

there rrandom gen

[acoustic pilot]

but for just a few chunks it prob won't make any difference

[void void]

is there a wy to tp to named mob?

so i see where it is at?

w h a t

omg named mobs!

like a mob with a tag on top

they are randomly generated, yet persist chunks??

like mythic mobs

or eleiet mobs

[acoustic pilot]

/tp @p @e[name=MobNameHere] maybe

[void void]

thye random gen on chuncks

what plugin does that

thanks

[acoustic pilot]

Might need /minecraft:tp instead

Sounds like some RPG mob spawning thing like Mythic Mobs

[void void]

the mobs it gens dont get auto culled

that's trash

yes

[acoustic pilot]

I assume a chunk is supposed to be able to be unloaded even if it has mobs in it lol

but don't know enough about the new chunk system to say for sure

guess it's not that new, but new to me coming from primarily working with pre-1.13 😛

[void void]

https://gyazo.com/7c85b89ecefbe25b3907a431c6a30741

u can see

i killall named

and its killing mobs

but in spawn mobs are not allowed to spawn

so somthing where are mobs

that are generating

with out loaded in chuncks

[acoustic pilot]

i would figure out what they are before trying to put a bandaid on it

[void void]

thats why im asking to unload chuncks

idont know

i cant tp

no mobs should be spawning

yeah, but your solution is nothing more than a bandaid. you might even end up making it worse. you should try to do research to figure out why it's happening and stop the root cause instead of patching it up and trying to forget it. but, if you decide to ignore that and just put a bandaid, someone did link you the plugin you need to do that at the beginning of this conversation. so do what you will but im over it, personally

[acoustic pilot]

these mobs might be something completely unexpected that you need and didn't realize lol

spawned by a plugin or something

[void void]

but if i do that in other words

[twin lagoon]

by any chance

are you using any hologram plugins

[void void]

nothign is deleetd

[twin lagoon]

or bossbars

[void void]

so its only in spawn

yes

[twin lagoon]

those might be the entities

[void void]

no

not entities

named

[twin lagoon]

why is this a problem in first place

[void void]

this guy is almost impossible to help

[acoustic pilot]

could be holograms, yeah

the entity name is how they display the hologram text, isnt it?

[void void]

because named mobs are in a area that there is nothing in

[twin lagoon]

afaik yes

[void void]

but when i delete them there still there

[twin lagoon]

aren't you the guy that has some weird GUI plugin creator

[acoustic pilot]

hologram plugin might be respawning them when you kill them

if it's smart enough, it'd know that people commonly make that mistake

[void void]

im killing 20 and i only have 12 holograms

[twin lagoon]

remove your boss bar / hologram plugin

then try to see if it occurs again

[void void]

i dont have any

[twin lagoon]

???????????????????????/

you just said

you have 12 holograms

[void void]

12 holograms

no boss bars

[twin lagoon]

you also said yes to my question about hologram plugins or bossbars

well then

remove your boss bar / hologram plugin

[void void]

only holograms

no

took hours

[twin lagoon]

no

remove it temporarily

see it is the issue

[woven otter]

I heard there are people from high places here

[dapper nacelle]

I live on the 11th storey

[woven otter]

that's not what i meant

[turbid birch]

intel core i7-8700k CPU vs Ryzen 7 3800X CPU? Thoughts?

[latent valve]

As the chart ryzen have more singlethread performance

But idk how it gonna do in rl

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[turbid birch]

does the turbo speed matter much?

im sort of not good with CPU's at all

[latent valve]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megahertz_myth

[turbid birch]

is cpu benchmark reliable? Would it really perform "9/10,000 points" better

[upper flicker]

synthetic benchmarks are largely just that, synthetic, not representative of real world performance

8 points is likely within the margin of error

that being said at least one of those sites was also arbitrarily marking down certain cpus

[latent valve]

🤔 🤔

[upper flicker]

what you need to know is that both of those chips trade blows with one another

you are likely fine with either

[turbid birch]

well i currently have the i7-8000k and its just not that good for 1.14

im just nosing around and asking if anyone thinks the ryzen one would be better

[latent valve]

Hetzner?

|| u can try order it and try and cancel like 3day or smt || plz dont kill meh

[turbid birch]

na i cant

OVH have some insane setup fee

[void void]

hetzner does as well

fucking hell

i wonder what is that setup fee for exactly

[upper flicker]

honestly, probably about half of it is to just make it not worth your time to do that ^

[void void]

when i ordered a dedi from hetzner then i went installing own os way

hoped that setup fee would be smaller

but nah

[potent warren]

https://tenor.com/YH4d.gif

[fallen oracle]

I think they have to manually hook it up, don't they?

[upper flicker]

doubt it

[void void]

and that costs ~100$

[upper flicker]

but it would make the whole "just rent it for 2 days then turn around and get rid of it" super unwelcoming

I bet you thats the main purpose

[void void]

wouldn't be surprised

[fallen oracle]

Ya

[pulsar wigeon]

is there some way of finding all the guilds someone is in...?

andrewkm's antics have spread to random other guilds

like non-mc related

[austere ivy]

mutual servers is a good start

but afaik for all guilds? no

[pulsar wigeon]

brian you're retarded

[austere ivy]

if you could that'd be a huge security flaw

[shell vine]

jake u just got mentioned on wan show

[austere ivy]

who?

[latent valve]

Wiz do your magic (⌐■-■)

[austere ivy]

1. link and 2. who's jake

[shell vine]

i dont wanna be rude and tag

[austere ivy]

say the name?

?¿

[latent valve]

MiniDigger 👀 ???

[static badge]

big digger

[cosmic raft]

silly vehicles trying to drive on the sidewalk

[void void]

so uh

my code is working but i dont know why

[cosmic raft]

lol

why are you surprised it works

[static badge]

the bm

oh misread

[cosmic raft]

.remind -d -w 105923848263753728 45m look into m/k sys @ ap

[limber knot]

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 45 minutes from now.

[cosmic raft]

I should be home by then

[void void]

because, im using auth0 to auth right

anyway

i hit a protected path

[pulsar wigeon]

.remind -d -w 105923848263753728 45m fix mcpbot

[limber knot]

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 45 minutes from now.

[void void]

and it takes me to auth0, does it oauth dance, sends me back to my callback

my callback explicitly redirs /

but

it remembers the protected path some fucking how and takes me back

which is cool, but HOW ?? ?

owo

it sends an auth.redirect cookie back

but how does it get it wtf, its not in my auth request. this is freaking me out fellas

oh for fucks sake, it has an auth.redirect cookie on all pages just in case its needed

thats kinda hot actually

ok im satisfied

[sand vale]

lul

[limber knot]

Reminder for @cosmic raft: look into m/k sys @ ap

Reminder for @cosmic raft: fix mcpbot

[merry talon]

.remind -d -w 105923848263753728 1w get a life

[limber knot]

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 week from now.

[merry talon]

I feel like there are less crummy ways to discourage renting and then refunding than charging a non refundable triple digit figure

[hard kernel]

hi

the average IQ in this chat has greatly decreased

[limber knot]

@lofty hamlet [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[vestal jasper]

Ask spigot why it's not called SpigotCraftBukkit then

[stuck badger]

shiz
i just logged into hypixel with impact on accident and got banned
that anticheat tho

[static badge]

how do you get banned on accident

[cosmic raft]

kek

re-watching a video on youtube

i'm in it and i forgot

[static badge]

what video

[limber knot]

Gotta love getting randomly tagged

accidentally logging in with a hackclient is top tier lmao

[limber knot]

On my test server which I'm updating to 1.15.1, when I rtp I get the following https://pastebin.com/evfNAa9a

bug phoenix to make the tp check work with async chunk loading ^^

What's the cause of the issue?

[static badge]

sync chunk loads

[limber knot]

Is it an error meaning the server got too slow?

yes

Thanks for the help.

[granite salmon]

But watchdog bans after it detects you, like banwaves

no?

I’ve seen people literally fly in bedwars and never get banned so it’s useless anyway, you gotta be pretty stupid to get banned

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wise pebble]

[still cape]

https://gyazo.com/32be44e5cff6670e1d8c224030bea912 idea what may be causing this? the name to show up like that? with the %animation:ally_prefix%Name in front of the name? (ally is one of our ranks)

[golden gust]

I'dimagine that whatever plugin you're using for prefixes is being dumb

[deft fable]

anyone have an idea on how to fix those black spots on dynmap?

[magic pier]

/dynmap fullrender
This loads all generated chunks.
It takes a while to compete though

[deft fable]

I did just do that

[magic pier]

Welcome

@deft fable have you restarted your server since then, that's all I can think of sorry. I'm sure someone more experienced all be able to help you more.
Also I like your username

[deft fable]

maybe something went wrong with the wb fill
which would suck since that takes a good 5-6 hours to do again

if i'm lucky enough to not have it crash again

[magic pier]

Yo

[ember crag]

@deft fable I have a similar issue with a pregenerated map I uploaded to my server. Couldn't get those chunks to load without a player going there.

[deft fable]

oh boy thats a long task

[limber knot]

hugs ^-^

[golden gust]

You know, this is actually holding up better than I thought it would

[woven otter]

https://i.mtm123.lv/TWx7vnvj.png

[limber knot]

?

[woven otter]

exactly

[limber knot]

that acoustic tho http://tinyurl.com/tfz8ycr

[wide chasm]

Yes

[limber knot]

I mean your a basket

Baskets cant throw concreate into water

[pulsar wigeon]

dIsAbLe Pl0gEnS

[wide chasm]

I think there was a bug like that, don't know if it's fixed already on some version somewhere, though.

I think there were some changes regarding concrete powder in 1.15.2, could be that they messed up something there.

Oh, well, in that case, 1.15.2 is supposed to fix some concrete powder bugs, so may be fixed in that version.

[left swift]

Lots of ways

[mortal zinc]

i respect you Jeb https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/epy4hv/experimental_combat_snapshot_version_5/

i respect you

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Experimental Combat Snapshot - version 5 : Minecraft - 538 comments, 565 points - jeb_, 1d ago

[mortal zinc]

although I honestly wasn't feeling the same impact as everyone who didn't want to upgrade to 1.9, I can appreciate what he's trying to do

[limber knot]

Mhmmm

[wide chasm]

I feel like we'll now have three different versions: 1.8 for the oldest combat, the version before the combat changes for the old combat and everything up from that for the new combat. I understand that improvements are nice, but if I'm being honest, I don't want another one of those versions similar to 1.8.

[mortal zinc]

well they got a problem where they want to unify the combat mechanics across bedrock and java editions

i don't know much of the specifics of that though

[limber knot]

which is always a but funny, considering they said they would go "new and interesting routes, different from Java!"

s/but/bit

Correction, <KennyTV> which is always a bit funny, considering they said they would go "new and interesting routes, different from Java!"

[mortal zinc]

oh boy

[limber knot]

tho I like the combat snapshot(s)

[mortal zinc]

i assume it's their goal to bring parity with ALL versions including Java, at least enough so that Java can join in crossplay?

[limber knot]

lol hell no

crossplay is for crazy people only, like shev :aaa:

[left swift]

Ban the people using 1.8 there's the fix

[wide chasm]

PvP: mouse and keyboard vs mobile touchscreen, I wonder who'll win.

[limber knot]

Via/PS are hacky enough as is, but Bedrock players on Java is just absolutely fucking evil

you already have that on Bedrock alone stef; Win 10 vs. consoles/mobile :p

[wide chasm]

Oh yeah, Win10 edition.

That's a thing.

[mortal zinc]

hahahaha

yeah man

it's like, "Ok, we have PC and its mechanics on the one hand, AND AN ENTIRELY NEW PARADIGM WITH MOBILE/CONSOLES!"

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/sht2fm5.png

this is fine

[zealous knot]

https://mc-heads.net/user/be1d2795758c44a3b0b81c9dcd370560

Mojang being cute and funny

[golden gust]

mfw

[limber knot]

lol nice

[zealous knot]

https://mc-heads.net/user/b001058c49154121aa1171466e6d5482

?_?

[limber knot]

Edgy 13 year olds want shooting.

JSOn can suck my butthole.

[golden gust]

Brought 2 u by vertanzil

u can suk myn

[limber knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW5rSLYv9-c

(Vertanzil) Dutch Nyan Cat (Original) - length 14m 54s - 3,056 likes, 302 dislikes (91.0%) - 361,581 views - Keith Kornson on 2011.07.07

what the fok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYYUsA9VpE KennyTV

(Vertanzil) Nyan`s around the world - length 4m 50s - 195,257 likes, 12,952 dislikes (93.8%) - 16,496,964 views - MEGAPRODUCTIONS on 2012.01.17

kicks Vertanzil into the cosmos

No one loves you

throws a cabbage at KennyTV

[limber knot]

I think i killed him

[void void]

Well yea, a cabbage from the cosmos?

Man

That shit gotta hit hard

Kenny is dead

[limber knot]

:(

murderer

KennyTV Do my java for me

System.exit(1)

[limber knot]

Hot

[woven otter]

Anyone knows a good lib for fetching server status in java?
Kinda don't want to write my own impl

[limber knot]

ping it

does it respons? cool. does it now? it's prolly ded

wow I can't write today

[woven otter]

dw ur always this dum

[limber knot]

lol til a quite large german server hosting has a wiki page

https://wiki.nitrado.net/de/Serverstatus_script

[woven otter]

wait I think there were some impls in wiki.vg

[golden gust]

Should be pretty ez to find an impl on google

(at the very least)

[woven otter]

https://gist.github.com/zh32/7190955

[golden gust]

fuck off simple

I mean, hai

[void void]

This is very weird but im vibing. So my frontend logs into auth0 and asks for grants to the user info api, and my api. However, there is also the 'auth0 management api' which is where users edit their username/email/whatever. I can't request a grant for that from the frontend (I can, but I then wouldn't be able to request a grant for my api lol) so basically user has to log into my frontend, which gets grant for my api, and then they hit my api to update profile, my api hits auth0 to get a grant for the management api, then updates on auth0, and then returns to user.

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-gif-5377249

[golden gust]

am hungri, but already had breakfast lunch and dinner

wut do

[limber knot]

FAT

Thats what

[celest coyote]

eat some ice cream

last day of 1.13 support 👏

[golden gust]

i dun has dat

[woven otter]

eat bread

[limber knot]

eat duck?

[woven otter]

eat Kenny

he's upsidedown anyways

[cosmic raft]

@golden gust eat again? i eat when i'm hungry, not at pre-set times

[limber knot]

hes a cat

What do you expect

[woven otter]

I thought cats had unlimited supply of cat food

[heady spear]

Eating is a waste of time

I absorb nutrients from the air

[golden gust]

was more a case of not really having something else to eat, I coulda made a sandwich, but I had one of those earlier

I got some muffins doe

So, that's good

[heady spear]

that sounds unhealthy

[limber knot]

ur unhealthy

telling someone not to eat muffins is a crime

[heady spear]

am got thyroid hormone imbalance ever since they removed so it so ye I guess I am unhealthy

what r u gonna do

sue me?

[limber knot]

see you in court.

[golden gust]

I'd sue u for ur net worth

But, den I'd b gibin u cash

[limber knot]

.rekt

☑ Fiddler on the Rekt

[heady spear]

Why r u typing like a retarded bunny on crack?

[limber knot]

be nice to city

he's just a retarded cat on crack

[golden gust]

I am being nice

[heady spear]

Ur pp small tho

[golden gust]

I just looks that way coz it's an innie and not an outtie

[limber knot]

^^ can confirm this.

[heady spear]

I wear my pp on my chest

It’s more manly that way

[limber knot]

what's between your legs then?

[heady spear]

A void

[limber knot]

:o

[heady spear]

And ur dad :3

[limber knot]

did you just assume KennyTV has a dad

[heady spear]

Sorry meant mine**

[limber knot]

:aaa:

[heady spear]

Incest is wincest

[limber knot]

Cityweebstret https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/chuckychildsplay/images/2/2d/Glen-soc.png/revision/latest?cb=20151209003052

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-b2xWjeQIU

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Qveen Herby - Vitamins - length 2m 27s - 35,627 likes, 792 dislikes (97.8%) - 939,973 views - Qveen Herby on 2019.11.05

This implementation can eat a bag of dicks

what implementation

For copying files

[golden gust]

You know, vert

[limber knot]

Going to write my own

[golden gust]

You sure as heck been talking about dicks a lot recently

[limber knot]

why not talk about dicks

Because you dont love me anymore.

[true canyon]

because there are better things to talk about like cats

[limber knot]

My cats a lazy asshole.

s/my cats/cat's

Correction, <Vertanzil> cat's a lazy asshole.

runs

that as well

[golden gust]

can confirm

[heady spear]

Let’s talk about dicks

[golden gust]

u'd luv dat wudn't u

[limber knot]

what's not to love

[heady spear]

There are not guys on Grindr in my area this is sad

[golden gust]

huggles city

[limber knot]

no hot singles in your area?

[heady spear]

Yes! According to this picture that pops up in my pc there are loads of them

I just can’t find them

[golden gust]

O, yea

[limber knot]

hmm, they must be hiding quite well

[golden gust]

See, dey exist

^ dey just hydin

[heady spear]

Also the guy I almost became a math whore for turned out to have absolutely zero sense of humor

Like the most boring person ever

Which would have been fine had he been hot, cause if you look nice then your personality doesn’t matter

But nah

I hate dudes, I’m going straight

[limber knot]

oh dear

[golden gust]

mfw

give him a week

[limber knot]

a day

[golden gust]

Reminds me of a gay guy I used to know back in my home town

he said that the worse part of being gay is having to put up with other gays

[heady spear]

True af

[limber knot]

hehe

well if city is going straight i guess i need to find a new husband

[heady spear]

Well I am still bi I suppose

A little pp never hurt nobody

[limber knot]

City is the only gay in #paper

you are wrong :p

[heady spear]

I can’t find myself being in a romantic relationship with a girl tho

[golden gust]

neither can I

[heady spear]

But I’m still attracted to them, but I’m bound to forever be a fuckboy

[golden gust]

and I'm straight

[limber knot]

I call bs on that

[golden gust]

Sir, I will tip you

[heady spear]

But the last three guys I dated cheated so like

Clearly can’t trust men

[limber knot]

[heady spear]

I’ll date myself

[limber knot]

Just the tip electroniccat?

that is why i haven't dated anyone

[golden gust]

"Literally the worse person I've ever dated"

[limber knot]

I just haven't really dated anyone because I don't go outside too often lmao

not much room for meeting new people :aaa:

[golden gust]

Same, I've been in a few LDRs though which kinda sucked ass in some ways

[heady spear]

In high school it was easy because you’d get super drunk at a party and end up with a tongue down your throat and boom, relationship

[limber knot]

problem?

[golden gust]

But, tryna get myself back out there, soooo... rip

[limber knot]

i've never been to a party

I just kinda hate parties, so eh

[heady spear]

It was so easy back then

[limber knot]

:D

[golden gust]

professional parties are okay, tbh

actual party parties are just... ew, people...

[limber knot]

we don't have professional parties at uni :aaa:

[heady spear]

I like house parties. I hate clubbing and shit so I don’t really go out

Like I’m down to pregame but everything else sucks lmao

[golden gust]

Only ever actually been super drunk once :L

[limber knot]

i've never been drunk either

:D

I drank like a bit of beer but no drunkyness either

[heady spear]

I got drunk at midsummer when I was 12. Pooped my pants. Was awesome

[pulsar furnace]

me too. It was years ago... Still not sober yet

[golden gust]

Kinda wanna grab some rum, but tryna be good with my pennies

[woven otter]

don't people use something like Tinder nowadays

[golden gust]

Though, probably going to this munch thing next month, soooo god knows

[heady spear]

There were loads of parties in high school then I kinda stopped partying once I got to uni, now I go to bed at like 9pm reading a book

[limber knot]

munch thing?

[heady spear]

I have the same sleeping schedule as my grandma

[golden gust]

Grandaddy city

meetup, basically

[woven otter]

city sounds like a boomer

[golden gust]

oki doki boomer

[limber knot]

sounds like something I should do as well city, ngl

[heady spear]

Drinking is no fun when it’s legal

Half of the fun was sneaking out and buying cheap vodka from sketchy Arabs in the suburbs

[limber knot]

~~just get some underaged involved and it gets illegal again*~~*

[heady spear]

Now when I can legally buy alcohol there’s no point to it

[limber knot]

i only buy one thing, and it's not easy to get

have to go over the bridge to get it

2 hour round trip

[heady spear]

Plus being drunk bloody sucks

[limber knot]

oO

Russain bride kashike?

what

[heady spear]

during college hazing I got kicked out of two clubs and thrown into a cell for a night and I also lost all of my cards and a good chunk of money and there’s a video of me making out with this weird girl I don’t remember and it’s like not fun

[golden gust]

Alcohol was never really aworry in my family, tbh, so it never had that "omg, fuck authority, wooo"

[limber knot]

refering back to your earlier comment

which comment

[golden gust]

Like, my parents would get me stuff if I wanted it

Kinda recall what must have been my 10ish or so year old bother standing on the fence proclaiming to the world "am pissed!"

[heady spear]

I lived with my sister during hs and she’d buy alcohol for me so that was cool

[limber knot]

lol

KennyTV: http://www.bcliquorstores.com/product/699397

this is what i like

:P

[heady spear]

Wtf

[golden gust]

you absolute peach

[limber knot]

:)

oh yeah liqueur is pretty much the only alc I drink voluntarily from time to time

[heady spear]

I only drink absolut :3

[limber knot]

just because it doesn't taste like absolute garbage :D

[golden gust]

Captain morgans is my general goto, tbh

[heady spear]

Anything that isn’t pure vodka tastes like shit

[limber knot]

vodka is good :3

though I've only ever had vodka in the one thing

BLUE RASPBERRY - Raspberry Vodka, Blue Curacao, Sprite & Lime Juice

I have no idea how people can like vodka :aaa:

[heady spear]

I always get shitfaced when I drink tho so the thought of alcohol kinda makes me sick

[woven otter]

pure vodka is shit tbh

[heady spear]

Vodka was the only thing we could afford in high school, and I also grew up with a babushka that basically wanted us to drink it from age 3

After a while it tastes like nothing 🙂 id rather drink pure vodka than some nasty ass drink

[potent warren]

Quick question, how can Featherboard on spigot get away with many antipiracy features built in?

[heady spear]

I don’t like soft drinks either. If imma drink something it should either be coffee, vodka or water. Or Irish coffee, but that makes me poop.

[golden gust]

I mean, if it's within the rules, it's coz they're not breaking them

[limber knot]

I just stick to nice little water

pefect

[golden gust]

If they are breaking the rules, probably just not been reported

[limber knot]

i saw the opportunity

i took it

https://i.imgur.com/DfXODud.png

lol

[potent warren]

IRC

[limber knot]

Discord

[woven otter]

Kenny

[heady spear]

But also people that drink beer are crazy

[limber knot]

Vertanzil: :D

[heady spear]

Especially American beer

[limber knot]

being a duck

[woven otter]

being upsidedown

[heady spear]

Grossest shit, tastes like water collected from a dirty sink

[limber knot]

Kash is a butt-licker

upsidedownist

kicks Vertanzil into the orbit

[golden gust]

The trick to drinking beer is to drink more beer

[limber knot]

Imn already out here

.flirt KennyTV

KennyTV, Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

KennyTV, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

[golden gust]

It actually tastes better the more you drink

[limber knot]

.flirt KennyTV

[golden gust]

Probably coz you're too drunk to care

[limber knot]

s/drink more beer/drink good beer and not the cheap crap

Correction, <DiscordBot> <02e​le​ct​ro​ni​cc​at​> The trick to drinking beer is to drink good beer and not the cheap crap

I tasted like 10 different beers when we had family come over, because, eh we're german. can't say I liked any of them :aaa:

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMh-z87t5c

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/MaSQaHX.jpg

a flirt command, ingenious

[heady spear]

My dad forced me to drink beer whenever I was at his place

[limber knot]

.flirt your mom

(KennyTV) I can't attack that.

[heady spear]

Gross

[limber knot]

oh

[woven otter]

.lart Kenny

[limber knot]

enrolls Kenny in Visual Basic 101.

.flirt duck

duck, Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

[woven otter]

interesting

[heady spear]

Wtf is a swiffer

[limber knot]

that's not even a flirt, that's just saying that duck just hella trolled me

😂

[woven otter]

🤔

[heady spear]

Is that a typo

Yes it’s swifter

Fix!!!

[limber knot]

.flirt Cityweebstret

Cityweebstret, I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

oO

[heady spear]

That was so hot

I’m hard

[potent warren]

Now you got City wet...

[limber knot]

PR or shaddup citydumstret

god, the witcher series' toss a coin song has been stuck in my head for way too fucking long

why did they have to make it that catchy

KennyTV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTsW30Ur0sg

(kashike) Ashley O – On a Roll | Official Music Video - length 2m 30s - 557,115 likes, 13,807 dislikes (97.6%) - 18,199,722 views - Netflix on 2019.06.13

the earmworm vanished/got replaced, thanks kash 😂

:D

[heady spear]

That episode was so good kash

I miss Miley acting

[limber knot]

makes me want to go watch the Hannah Montana movie again

[woven otter]

who tf

is

[heady spear]

Omg I told my friend I wanted to watch Hannah Montana the movie just the other day

[limber knot]

its a good movie

[heady spear]

When bae has the same taste as u 😍

[limber knot]

I watched the old series as a kid, always found it to be weird lmao

20:57 <-- kashike has kicked KennyTV (Your behaviour is not conducive to the desired environment.)

:aaa:

[pliant laurel]

I love this design change
Edit: It's back >:(

[limber knot]

should add more to my collection soon

https://paste.gg/p/kashike/44ef7fa2f7894b2fbbf8378ea2f6504d

[brave pewter]

Hey I'm currently coding an anticrash plugin. Im using a netty injection to check packets sent from players. Currently I'm checking following packets PacketPlayInSetCreativeSlot, PacketPlayInWindowClick and PacketPlayInBlockPlace. The current plugin only supports 1.8. I want to add 1.9 (up to 1.15) support to it. Now I'm using some abstraction to split 1.8 and 1.9 packet stuff. I saw that the new PacketPlayInBlockPlace does not contain an itemstack anymore. (1.8 does though) I need this ItemStack for a check in my anticrash. Do you guys know if the 1.9 PacketPlayInBlockPlace still sents an itemstack with it?

If the new PacketPlayInBlockPlace does not sent an itemstack in it, how does the server know if a player places a block?

[limber knot]

ngl you don't really need these absolutely horrendous anticrash shit from 1.8 anymore

[brave pewter]

ngl?

[static badge]

can't say I recall how things were 3 or so years ago

[brave pewter]

Well as far as I know there are still some book exploits possible in 1.9 and up

[static badge]

there's a lot of things possible in 1.9

[brave pewter]

https://i.imgur.com/BQTrT9v.png

[limber knot]

afaik the book exploits in particular have been taken care of in paper by aikar some long time ago

the server obv knows what the player should be holding

[brave pewter]

Well a guy asked me if I could update my anticrash to 1.14.4

I checked the 1.14 PacketPlayInBlockPlace and it didn't contain a itemstack like 1.8 did

So how does the server check what block got placed

[limber knot]

<KennyTV> the server obv knows what the player should be holding

[brave pewter]

mh, so I just check the itemstack in hand now

if a blockplace packet comes

[limber knot]

uh, no

you don't need to check anything there :D

Java is being weird

wrote a setter and getter for writing to json the getter works but for some reason the setter doesnt

[woven otter]

PacketPlayOutUseItem or smth

tbh just use updated versions

[limber knot]

use item also doesn't let the client send an item anymore

that was all part of the absolute shitfest 1.8 was

[dapper nacelle]

Bukkit.getScheduler().runTaskTimerAsynchronously(plugin, this::checkForUpdates, 0L, 12000L);
```any way I can get the bukkit task from this method?

nvm

[potent warren]

I think you get a BukkitTask instance from that method

[magic pier]

welcome

[indigo horizon]

what is the most optimal way to run a server at home? for a small ~4-6 player survival world, how much ram to allocate etc.

[limber knot]

the amount you need. you are going to have to test that and see what fits best

(CPU is more important than memory btw ;))

[void void]

To only 4 to 6 players ... shouldn’t need much 🙂

Running home servers is fun!

[cosmic raft]

ebay pls

$187, $43 for shipping, $21 import charges

[static badge]

dox confirmed

[limber knot]

where's vatins and why are they using leetspeek?

have you considered not living in the middle of nowhere?

runs

[void void]

That’s like half the price for delivery wow

[terse tangle]

um hoi

guys sorry I have a question

every time when I try to run the server

it gives me this

Error: Unable to access jarfile paper-57.jar

my start .bat is like this

@ECHO OFF
java -Xms2G -Xmx2G -jar paper-57.jar
pause

[pulsar wigeon]

make sure you're in the right directory and have the correct file perms?

[terse tangle]

the server and the .bat file are both inside the same folder

[cosmic raft]

and the exact name of the jar is what?

[terse tangle]

wait now it works

was trying to run as admin

so basically the fix was just running without admin

[static badge]

run as admin in windows can change current dir

...because it's windows

[terse tangle]

lol

well just testin' on me pc

after this I'll upload it on me ubuntu server

[static badge]

and generally do not ever run servers on elevated perms :L

restricted perms is the way

[woven otter]

did you happen to ping someone

[static badge]

big digger

as opposed to mini digger

[woven otter]

[static badge]

[pulsar wigeon]

i'll ban you here too

[static badge]

don't bring up bans elsewhere in here :>

[woven otter]

what did he do wiz

[static badge]

exist?

[woven otter]

.rekt

[limber knot]

☑ Doctor REKTopus

[deft fable]

dynmap is a bitch to render

12+ hours and still not done

[static badge]

jfc

[woven otter]

cfj

[void void]

lmao

there

[woven otter]

wait what

I smell moderation

[static badge]

mfw deleting the messages

[limber knot]

mfw you can't delete messages off of discord, the superior platform for the masterrace

[static badge]

moderators? more like no fun erators

[woven otter]

can agree

[limber knot]

moderators? more like huff my shorts a rators

[static badge]

moderators? more like retardarators

[limber knot]

moderators? more like big doo doo face a rators

[woven otter]

moderators? more like kick, ban, deleterators

[limber knot]

moderators? more like my mommy says u stick a ra to rs

fuck

[static badge]

moron

[limber knot]

s/stick/stink

Correction, <^-^> moderators? more like my mommy says u stink a ra to rs

nailed it in 1

[woven otter]

moderators? more like dum as magmarators

[unreal quarry]

[limber knot]

moderators? more like censor us like china daddy owoarators

[unreal quarry]

You can't reverse a nou

Smfh

[static badge]

u can't reverse ur braincells dying

[fallen sleet]

why are everyone bots

[limber knot]

because we are living in 2020

[unreal quarry]

We're training them, kiva

[limber knot]

and you're living in 200late

[woven otter]

moderators? more like uwu bad message me delete - rators

[unreal quarry]

They will be our masters soon

[void void]

what the fug is going on here again

[unreal quarry]

Magma

[woven otter]

just the usual stuff

and Billy the is powerful

[limber knot]

moderators? more like https://youtu.be/7LVq-MWuDaU?t=42 a rators

(^-^) /v/ The Musical 2: 10Bux - length 4m 31s - 3,969 likes, 128 dislikes (96.9%) - 185,423 views - DoctorHWG on 2014.10.04

[unreal quarry]

Not that powerful

[woven otter]

not that powerful is a social construct

[limber knot]

my lack of godhood is a social construct

[woven otter]

your beard is a social construct

[unreal quarry]

Hey, you respect the beard

[limber knot]

the beardies rise

that's what I call my followers

it's a reference to the fact their beards can't possibly as great as mine

actually let me retract that

the beardlets rise

yes, this feels right

[woven otter]

[void void]

[cosmic raft]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_number-one_singles_of_2020_(Australia)

[golden gust]

oh, australia, that's why kash isn't on there

I tried lying down and fell asleep for like an hour, and now, am apparently awake again

[limber knot]

sorry about australia dudes, I dropped my mixtape again

[void void]

Does anybody know a way to disable grass block color mapping?

I am trying to make a resource pack with a specific grass block color, but the grass color mapping messes it up

[safe jackal]

Someone just sent 500GB of data to my dedicated server (in 2 hours)... https://files.fm/u/289qq2zw#/view/bigdata.jpg HOW? Maybe someone want to help me? (last line of the picture)

[pulsar wigeon]

basic firewalling, dos protection, etc etc

like, if you have something that can output that you should have something that can block it

[safe jackal]

I am using UFW Firewall. Is any method to check what port was used then? Or what application? Any logs?

[sand vale]

@safe jackal you should use your host's firewall to block everything, then open your ports you need.

[safe jackal]

Of course I did this... I have only 10 ports opened (apache, minecraft server, dynmap, ts3, another mc server, another dynmap and another mc server and another dynmap)

[fallen oracle]

You shouldn't need to open any ports for Dynmap if you reverse proxy

[safe jackal]

reverse proxy? Can you tell me more? I just opened ports 8123,8124,8125

[fallen oracle]

It's something within Apache

[latent valve]

But how did they send file to your server. That the question did they have ssh access?

[fallen oracle]

You can direct subdomains to local ports

[safe jackal]

They dont sent a file. My disk space is OK, I am telling about a data transfer, look at the picture.. There is in last line that in one day (2 hours) the server received almost 500gb of data

[latent valve]

Ohh ic now. Well prob dos or ddos ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[safe jackal]

When this is happening my ping to my dedi grows up from 36ms to 40ms but my players did not noticed nothing

was happening *

[latent valve]

Happen all the time #that was last year

[safe jackal]

I thought that hetzner have anti-ddos

[latent valve]

They have.

[safe jackal]

I am on hetzner

[latent valve]

But it not monitoring all the time like ovh or smt
When hetzher server get hit. Can check on nload the server get like max bandwidth and a few minute their ddos prot kick in and mitigate

[safe jackal]

Can I do something on my dedi to protect it more? I just installed fail2ban

[fallen oracle]

Did you figure out what port the traffic came in on?

[safe jackal]

No, is there any logs to figure it now?

[fallen oracle]

No idea

[latent valve]

Sometime they just hit mc port or any open service port ಠ︵ಠ

[safe jackal]

And I can add that at the same time I had a bot attack on MC but antibot works great

[fallen oracle]

Yeah that is true. They can really just hit any port to nullify traffic

[safe jackal]

Maybe you know how long it take to hetzner anti-ddos reaction? About few minutes? Or 1 hour?

[fallen oracle]

Never used them. Probably on their website

[safe jackal]

Look at hour 00 and 01

[cosmic raft]

kek

[latent valve]

I mean their antiddos is kinda wanky like i been hit and cant connect for 3min then they hit again but it got mitigate so idk ¯_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.hetzner.com/unternehmen/ddos-schutz/

[safe jackal]

Thanks

How often big MC servers get ddos attacked? 😄

[fallen oracle]

Probably daily

[safe jackal]

So Hetzner is not for them

[fallen oracle]

Probabaly not

[latent valve]

Most server prob use ovh
I use hetzner with tcpshield as long as they dont know backend/server real ip

https://tcpshield.com/

[fallen oracle]

Nice

[latent valve]

@Sly recommended to me

Oh he not here anymore lol

[fallen oracle]

Just read the site. Looks interesting.

[safe jackal]

I am reading it now to but still dont know what is it 😄

[fallen oracle]

Looks like it just acts as a proxy in front of your regular network

[safe jackal]

Im curious how much ping latency increase

[latent valve]

For me like nothing

[fallen oracle]

Looks like they say not much.

[safe jackal]

So whats are disadvantages?

[latent valve]

Us player usually have like 150-200 they say ping are the same
Eu player they also say ping are the same so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Disadvantage is idk yet
Maybe cuz u need to contact him on telegram.

[safe jackal]

I contacted him 😄 but no answer yet

[latent valve]

Telegram or email?
If telegram he usually answer quite fast

If he's online

[safe jackal]

And now something else.. I dont know, maybe I am wrong but the newest waterfall shows "has pinged" but always was "is pinging".. Or I didnt notice?

[cosmic raft]

hmmm

do I pay $80 for a year of this or not....

[pearl ibex]

Not.

Not sure. ;)

[cosmic raft]

for a year of streaming media on a site.

[merry talon]

.8ball does kashike pay for this

[limber knot]

shakes the magic 8 ball... It is decidedly so

[golden gust]

on a site

[pulsar wigeon]

cat weren't you supposed to be sleeping

[golden gust]

i woke up again \o/

[cosmic raft]

hi cat :)

@golden gust yes, a site

site being viki

https://www.viki.com/

[golden gust]

gg

[cosmic raft]

you broke it already

[pulsar wigeon]

cat's Magic Touch™️

[magic pier]

welcome bro

[crystal compass]

bro

how do people make the straight line in chat?

[magic pier]

use underscores i think

not sure though

[crystal compass]

Doing &b&l&m makes https://gyazo.com/4203ec767dac6f7b85e7bdd34b2d2506

[magic pier]

STRIKETHROUGH + "--------------------------------------------------------"

[crystal compass]

&m is strikethrough

[magic pier]

oh nvm then

lemme google some more

[pulsar wigeon]

just go somewhere where they have it and check what it is?

chat is all sent to the client sooo

[crystal compass]

Oo

is that like advanced client logging

or something

[dusk drift]

Sam, it got changed in 1.13+

The perfect line is from 1.12 n under

[crystal compass]

wat

I am viewing it on a 1.14.4 server

using 1.14.4 client

[magic pier]

p.sendMessage(ChatColor.STRIKETHROUGH+" ");
not sure if you want it to be part of a plugin but it works like this

[crystal compass]

Ah im trying to make it as a key for one of my CrazyCrates-crates

so unfortunetly I cant use that :L but good to know though thanks

Wish I could figure it out lol

GOT IT

⎯

its an alt symbol

Has anyone ever heard of a plugin that can automatically replace an item in peopless inventory?

Lets say I update a specific item for a crate key, something that can automatically search their inventory & replace the old key with a new one

[limber knot]

Sure just do it on login

Or rather, on PlayerJoinEvent

[heady spear]

Uh someone graded my math exam at 1am

How exciting is your life when you sit up all night during the weekend grading math exams 🤔

[sudden dome]

Just checking

Is this the server I'd want to use for help with plugins

[magic pier]

I guess so

But also the admincraft subreddit and discord.
And you can ask on spigotmc.org for spigot plugins

[limber knot]

Grading exams at 1am on a weekend? That TA must be overworked or super bored

"Highway 100 became 6 northbound lanes last night. I used at least 7 of them."

[magic pier]

Welcome

[void void]

^^

Cursed Aztec Gold from Pirates of Caribbean

[limber knot]

But does it turn you into a skeleton in moonlight?

[granite salmon]

Good quality