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worn pasture
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lmfao

heady spear
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Stupid plugin has caused me 14 consecutive headaches

void void
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Luck's docs are comprehensive as hell, so it kinda pisses me off when people don't read them then ask for help with something it explains

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Or say it's too hard

worn pasture
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because kiddos haven't even learnt english yet

heady spear
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Idk they get pissed at us and tell us the perks are broken

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Perms***

worn pasture
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they basically pop outta their mum's vagina and start a minecraft server asap

heady spear
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So I tell them to head over the lps server

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And then they tell them to come back to us

worn pasture
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wait who are you

heady spear
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Endless cycle of dumb

worn pasture
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what plugin

void void
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Yeah

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Who are you City

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Fucking nobody

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That's who

heady spear
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I am God

vestal jasper
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considering how much plotme code he has you'd think he's the dev for it

worn pasture
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seriously though, cause i'm probably that guy lmao

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so soz

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but not soz

vestal jasper
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plotsquared guy

worn pasture
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oh

heady spear
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😠

worn pasture
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no we barely get p2 people

vestal jasper
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fuck you city

heady spear
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We get loads of lp people crying

vestal jasper
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no fun allowed

heady spear
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Then I either tell them to sod off or go look for help elsewhere

worn pasture
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we mostly get shit about essentials and prefixes

worn pasture
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sometimes worldguard

heady spear
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I don’t give a bloody fuck about permissions

void void
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that plogenz

vestal jasper
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lp and p2 users are fucking brainlets idk how you guys attract them so much

void void
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4 stars

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HAH

vestal jasper
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or how you stay sane with them

heady spear
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Okay but

worn pasture
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popular plugins get all the shitty attention lul

void void
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why did the fucking number abbreviation break

heady spear
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Get your author shit to work simple

void void
worn pasture
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Get your author shit to work simple
wot

heady spear
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I-S has better stats

void void
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author shit = banner that shows author info instead of a specific resource

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is next once i figure my life out

worn pasture
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yeah i guessed

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after i had a dumb

heady spear
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Vic I should release incendoperms and then sneak in patches to FAWE and ps that make them incompatible with all others permission managers

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Way less headaches for everyone

void void
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LUL

heady spear
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Also if someone uses PEX I send a hit man after them

vestal jasper
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sorry lp already did that with their no-sync offline permission checks

void void
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ok am going to bed now, its 2am, i was supposed to sleep 2 hours ago

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:>

vestal jasper
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bye

void void
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am doing 12 hour fast too so the longer the stay up the longer my body says "bitch you need to go eat immediately"

heady spear
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Why tho

void void
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because yes theory did 5 days so im started small

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starting

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im becoming delirious

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ok goodnight

heady spear
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Ramadan isn’t until April

void void
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im prepping

heady spear
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I feel bad for the people fasting during finals

void void
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my finals are over, i did spectacular

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spectacularly horrible

heady spear
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Also, the sun doesn’t set until 2am during the summer

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Do they like not eat until 2am then

worn pasture
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i feel bad for fasters in general like haha food is great nom

heady spear
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They have a 2h window to eat in that case

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During June and July we have 24h sunlight

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:/ life of a polar bear, you know?

void void
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city is a fat white beast that dwells in the cold and eats seals confirmed

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ok bye!@

heady spear
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Oof it’s an actual issue

void void
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lol jesus ok before i go, im reading about ramadan and it says that if a woman has her period her fast is invalid and she has to make it up later, even if outside of ramadan

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based

heady spear
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Eid seems cool

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Also unrelated to Ramadan but I’m jealous I’ll never experience hajj, or any other pilgrimage

void void
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interesting if you choose not to fast you can perform fidiya

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which means you just feed ppl

vestal jasper
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saw a dog push a cart out of the store earlier whilst at work

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with its front paws

void void
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@heady spear just become muslim and then do the hajj and then renounce it

heady spear
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Last year nearly 8 million people attended hajj

void void
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duh

heady spear
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Renouncing Islam is kinda dangerous tho

void void
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does it change that you got to do the hajj tho

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no, no it doesnt

heady spear
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I’m already a born again Christian according to the church so I mean

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I should just travel to jerusalem

void void
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if you're christian, there is a christian pilgrimage that's similar, i don't remember what it's called. not as much emphasis, but still very much a real piligrammage

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ye

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there is a place is jerusalem

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cant remember name tho

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oh it's literally just "go to jerusalem"

heady spear
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And look at important buildings

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Then you’ll feel close to the Lord

void void
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YAHWEH LOVE ME

heady spear
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People also travel to Rome to look at cathedrals, but some crazy German dude decided that the Catholic Church was bad and now I shouldn’t go there

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He also made it so you can’t pay your way into heaven. Sucks.

broken wasp
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How much is a ticket to heaven

void void
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IT'S FREE IF YOU'RE NOT A SINFUL PIECE OF SHIT MARTHA

heady spear
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Your first born, a goat or two pounds of gold

broken wasp
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Aren't goats like 500$

heady spear
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There are cheap goats

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And if a sheep fucks a goat you get a sheep goat

broken wasp
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So buy a ticket to heaven, praise the almighty taco and go heaven if god is real

heady spear
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Anyway, I belong to a dumb evangelical Lutheran church so I have to earn my way into heaven. Ridiculous

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Although you could be a piece of shit and ask for forgiveness on your deathbed

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Some scholars argue that it should be enough

broken wasp
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How about being a martyr

heady spear
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You can’t really become a martyr if your intention is to become a martyr

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Your intentions have to be pure

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Otherwise you’re just a fanatic

broken wasp
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Yea ik but do true martyrs get special treatment

void void
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ok this is titillating (city hmu ;))))))) conversion but goodnight!!!1

heady spear
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I think they get in without a ticket

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I just realized that the Swedish word for praying is the same as the word for begging

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So we’re not praying to God, we’re begging him for forgiveness. How orthodox of us

broken wasp
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how to become a martyr in 10 easy steps (FREE!) | TICKET TO HEAVEN | GIVEAWAY 10 TICKETS TO HEAVEN

heady spear
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Now to remember that everyone is born a sinner

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That includes martyrs

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They are sinners because of their very existence. God is a bit cruel like that. I guess their total devotion to their faith makes up for that, though.

maiden scaffold
limber knotBOT
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interesting that everyone is born a sinner but babies get into heaven automatically if they die as a baby

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so....bit contradicting lol

sharp sentinel
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The person at the door just thinks that they're cute

limber knotBOT
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lol

heady spear
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Some babies are super ugly tho

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Do they go to hell

broken wasp
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Would baby hitler go to hell

heady spear
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Baby Hitler was free from crime, and sin (apart from inherent sin)

sharp sentinel
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Yes, and only if not cute

heady spear
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So baby Hitler would have gone to heaven. Also, if adult hitler was convinced that his actions were righteous then he would probably go to heaven too

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It’s not like God is opposed to genocide

limber knotBOT
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well, accordingly God committed genocide on more then one occasion XD

heady spear
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The Bible is scary.

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So Hitler probably went to heaven tbf

limber knotBOT
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if we are assuming he lived and was in Venezuela and was able to repent for his sins

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but if we exclude genocide as sin then that is very well possible lol

heady spear
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I think intent matters. He wanted to make the world a better place and he honestly believed he did

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But yeah even if he never left the bunker, he would probably have had time to repent

limber knotBOT
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lol

heady spear
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This is why basing morals on religion is a bad idea

sharp sentinel
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Clearly the solution is to have no morals šŸ˜Ž

vestal jasper
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doesn't seem like that's working out well for city

limber knotBOT
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well, its also a prime reason to not base laws on religion either

heady spear
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Okay but I went to bible camp and they said gods law is the only law

limber knotBOT
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lol

worn pasture
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australia literally stepping backwards in time if that passes lmao

sharp sentinel
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Yeahhhh

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It's super sketchy

limber knotBOT
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the medical portion is a step backwards lol

sharp sentinel
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That's been a massive topic of discussion recently

worn pasture
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I only just found out about it and I live here. FML

limber knotBOT
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lets not prescribe medications because I don't believe in it, even if it will safe their life

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save*

sharp sentinel
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The media in Aus hasn't covered the bill tbh

limber knotBOT
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could you imagine being forced to par-take in satanic activities because your work requires you to XD

worn pasture
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hell yea

pale zinc
heady spear
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"A woman may be told by a manager outside work that women should submit to their husbands or that women should not be employed outside the home (PIAC)"

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as they should

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women are just good for cooking, cleaning and birthing children.

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"A person of a minority faith may be told by a retail assistant from another religion that they are a ā€œheathen destined for eternal damnationā€ (PIAC)." lol

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I'd say that to everyone

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"A Catholic nurse who refused to participate in abortion procedures (EM) or to provide the morning-after pill to a woman admitted to hospital after a sexual assault (Equality Australia)"
This is insane though. If your religion prevents you from doing your job correctly, get a new job.

limber knotBOT
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get a new religion lol

heady spear
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"A student attends the same religious school through their primary and secondary education. At 16 they lose faith in the religion of the school and tell a teacher that they are now agnostic. The school would be able to expel, suspend or otherwise punish, for example, give detention to the student (PIAC)."

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wtf

limber knotBOT
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WOT

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how are religious schools and hospitals even still an official thing

worn ember
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They're still a thing here too

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But they need to educate the same as everyone else

heady spear
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same, you can start a religious school but you can't discriminate based on religion

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you also need to teach the standardized curriculum

limber knotBOT
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imho religions are just eupemized cults

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runs

worn pasture
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no come back

limber knotBOT
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runs back

heady spear
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Anyway, I don't care what your religion is, but official institutions should be secular.

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We can't have religious discrimination in education, healthcare, government etc. That's insane.

wide chasm
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What in the world our religious hospitals though? Like, you can only get healthcare there if you have that religion?

heady spear
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"A Catholic doctor refusing to provide contraception to all patients (EM) or to prescribe hormone treatment for gender transition (Equality Australia, Just Equal, LGBTI Health Alliance)"

limber knotBOT
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and if you dont have any proper non-religious school or hospital in youre area, good luck

heady spear
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"A Catholic doctor refusing to provide contraception to all patients (EM) or to prescribe hormone treatment for gender transition (Equality Australia, Just Equal, LGBTI Health Alliance)"

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"A pharmacist refusing to provide the pill to women for contraceptive use (EM), or hormone treatment (Public Interest Advocacy Centre, LGBTI Health Alliance)"

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also kinda ew but this is allowed in other places, so not surprising:
"A law passed by a state parliament that banned the promotion of programs that seek to ā€œconvertā€ LGBTIQ people could be overridden by the federal attorney general as an infringement on ā€œstatements of beliefā€ (Just Equal)."

limber knotBOT
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holy moly

heady spear
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it's not so much that they screen you for religious beliefs, but more that they refuse to provide (immoral) care

worn pasture
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yeah honestly i thought it was satire as I read it

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but it's real

heady spear
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Also can we please globally outlaw the two finger test

worn pasture
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well, if it passes

heady spear
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it was used in the UK in the 70s

limber knotBOT
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"immoral"

heady spear
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It's used worldwide as a test for virginity, often in the case of rape

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it's fucking disgusting

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Also in some countries employers can perform virginity test on women to see if they can be hired or not

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because hiring sexually active women is bloody dangerous

worn pasture
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what a time to be alive

worn pasture
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two in the pink

void void
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fucks sake amazon

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clock is drifting and i can't figure out how to stop that bullshit

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xen clock runs faster

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and after 15mins, it has drifted forward about an hour

pulsar wigeon
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just stop caring about little things like time

void void
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šŸ™ƒ

pulsar wigeon
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we're all gonna die anyway

limber knotBOT
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yeah time is relative eitherway

void void
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i bet some fat maitenance guy is there and bends time using its mass

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makes sense why clock runs faster...

limber knotBOT
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šŸ˜‚

void void
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i mean wtf

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that's obviously not what's happening

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i changed clocksource as well

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something is really broken there

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i really don't want to throw while sleep 1; do ntp whatever update the time command; done into tmux

worn ember
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what clocks are broken?

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my clock radio is 57 minutes infront of the other clocks lul

wide chasm
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My tablet's clock goes ten minutes too fast during 2-3 years

void void
cosmic raft
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morning

granite salmon
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Afternoon

limber knotBOT
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good 13:37 o' block

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clock*

granite salmon
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no it’s o’ block

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since this is minecraft

viral hornet
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lmao

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@worn pasture

waxen panther
viral hornet
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Z removed my ability to post there šŸ˜‚

granite salmon
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You are dumb taco hater

viral hornet
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hol up

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I don't hate taco's

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I just prefer burrito's

limber knotBOT
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see

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dum taco hater

unreal quarry
true shale
viral hornet
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Welcome fan of Turbo

worn pasture
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Well there has to be at least one I guess

heady spear
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I am a fan of Bhad Bhabie

void void
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city why r u gross again

left swift
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Gucci flip flops

heady spear
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that song was dope tho

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and bestie

left swift
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Dr Phil made her

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I can't even imagine going on tv to be roasted by Dr Phil then making a rap career out of it lmao

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500iq

heady spear
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I mean good for her

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does it really matter? she's doing well for herself, kudos.

left swift
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I'm not dissing lol I'm saying it's a big brain play

heady spear
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but big brain = small pp

left swift
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Truu

limber knotBOT
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and you two have both small pp and miniature brain

worn ember
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no u

heady spear
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im very smart so what does that mean

limber knotBOT
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glad that you felt addressed, dragon :aaa:

heady spear
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at least I can take a big pp ;D

wide chasm
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Could someone please explain to me why a test for Physical Computing would ask a question such as "What is the difference between agile and waterfall development?", because I don't know how that is related to Physical Computing.

limber knotBOT
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šŸ˜‚

void void
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SAME STEF

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SAME

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had that bullshit a week ago

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like

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????????????

heady spear
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wtf is physical computing supposed to mean

wide chasm
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Physical Computing is writing software, but now for devices that aren't pcs or laptops.

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Preferably you interact with sensors and stuff.

heady spear
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so like integrated development and shit?

wide chasm
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Yeah, pretty much that

heady spear
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idk they go through agile development in software engineering here

worn ember
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:aaa:

heady spear
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we have a single class in software engineering where they bunch that shit together

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it's very dogmatic too

worn ember
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@wide chasm but do you know the answer tho?

wide chasm
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With agile you work in short sprints and then evaluate with your team and the user, so you allow for adapative programming and some shit like that. With waterfall, you go through several lifecycles one after each other and the requirements are pretty much fixed in place.

worn ember
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šŸ‘ good boy

heady spear
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I think dogmatic approaches to engineering in general is bs

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I'm going to end up fighting the professor when I take software engineering

worn ember
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agile shouldve always been a thing tbh xD

golden gust
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I just wish computers had more physical outputs

worn ember
golden gust
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Like, a device that allows you to slap somebody across the internet

heady spear
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same shit when we went through OOP, they talked about it as if God had come down from heaven and farted out the software development bible

wide chasm
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I just don't quite see why she's asking this tbh. Like, she never mentioned it in any lectures (I went to all of them), it's not in her book and suddenyl she's going to ask for software development styles.

worn ember
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lmao

heady spear
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OOP in general is very sect like

golden gust
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If he farted that out, I'd be kinda worried about the damage there man

worn ember
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lets make an OOP Cult

heady spear
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it's already a fucking cult

worn ember
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ur mom is gae

heady spear
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they talk about their pillars

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OOP is the paradigm to rule the world etc

worn ember
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you talk about yours enough too though

golden gust
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City is a functional tosser

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ā¤ļø

wide chasm
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Please bow down to our lord and savior: OOP.

heady spear
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all paradigms are equally rubbish >:((

worn ember
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stroke my 7 pillars of creation

wide chasm
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You barely have 1 pillar DED

worn ember
heady spear
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only languages that are good at the ones that support multiparadigm programming

worn ember
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skript?

heady spear
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OOP treated as a quasi paradigmatic approach to engineering is good

worn ember
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when the whole class depends on you to make an assignment cuz they dont understand it. Struggles of a god programmer :/

gloomy warren
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1.15.1 is released. That was quick

golden gust
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Don't worry

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"I know android"

wide chasm
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At least you'll finally get a good grade since someone else will do your assignment DED.

worn ember
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i wish i knew android too tbh

golden gust
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That was a fun group project...

worn ember
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shits disgusting

heady spear
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are y'all allowed to pick ur groups?

wide chasm
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Yes

golden gust
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Turns out that the guy who apparently shit hot with android couldn't do java....

worn ember
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but its Kotlin

wide chasm
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My favorite group is: I'll do this task that normally requires 6 people by myself, cause I can't be bothered to deal with others.

heady spear
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I've done all group projects with the same people and it's been great, because they have the same work ethic as me

golden gust
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This was before google took on kotlin as the #1

worn ember
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wish they never did

heady spear
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One of the guys is 35 and has a kid and wife, he's bloody awesome to work with

worn ember
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kotlin gives me aids left and right

golden gust
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Kotlin is ā¤ļø

worn ember
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dudes like "we'll learn Android in about 4 months"

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"oh and btw learn kotlin in that time too"

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"gl hf"

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and his explenation to things: "look it up"

heady spear
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we had half a week to learn python

worn ember
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nice paid $1000 to use google

golden gust
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I do wanna get more familiar with android, it's a mess, but like, it's either that or iOS....

heady spear
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you can become decently sufficient in a language in a couple of weeks

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4 months is a lot of time my dude

wide chasm
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Half a week to learn Python sounds pretty long for learning pseudocode tbh /s

worn ember
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i learned english in 2 days

heady spear
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if you need more than that to do anything useful then you need a brain transplant

worn ember
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have you seen the mess android is?

golden gust
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lead based brain transplant*

heady spear
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You can become familiar with kotlin in a week, then learn the basics of Android in a week. Look stuff up as you go, and you're set

golden gust
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aha

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Rapid onset lead poisoning

heady spear
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You're going to have to adapt to a wide amount of technologies if you ever plan on pursuing a career in development my dude

worn ember
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maybe if you actually care about it

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android can fuck right off

golden gust
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nou

heady spear
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That doesn't matter. Just commit to it.

worn ember
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why dont you commit

heady spear
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They changed our assignments from C to python last minute because people couldn't figure out how to prevent memory leaks

wide chasm
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lol

golden gust
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That's how you end up in a padded room

heady spear
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so we had to learn python while finishing the assignment

worn ember
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ok boomer

wide chasm
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Just ignore the memory leaks and download more detonated WAM

golden gust
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Just use rust

heady spear
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this was after we finished operating systems, and computer engineering

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if they can't figure out how to free memory at this point then idk what to say

golden gust
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I found that like, the majority of people on my course were morons

heady spear
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honestly the stupidity of the average engineering student is worrying

golden gust
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had some guy ask me for help on submission day, and you know when you just wanna say to somebody "go home, you're not gonna get anywhere"

wide chasm
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I had a project with two others and we needed to write a document about it: only one other person helped with the document, so that's fun!

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This is why I don't want to do groupwork.

slender wolf
worn ember
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i need to make a group project

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my dude is KO in the hospital for the next week

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so tahts fun too

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fractured skull

golden gust
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git r3kt skrub

worn ember
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its java so its fine by me

golden gust
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awh, I wanted to bask in your suffering 😦

wide chasm
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Knowing DED's code, the only one who will be suffering is the teacher reading it.

worn ember
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if its bad code its not my fault

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cuz i'm literally copy pasting the teachers code

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ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

golden gust
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I got a few comments from lecturors on my assignment saying I had an "interesting" way about doing things lol

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am not sure if that's good or bad

worn ember
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lmao

wide chasm
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Probably bad, you're there to learn what the teacher wants you to learn, not to go do something that's actually better

golden gust
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r i p

worn ember
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you failed your class

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go home

wide chasm
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Could just tell the teacher he's stupid and that he should give you more points. I did the same with my TA and it worked, so...

limber knotBOT
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my pro technique for my prog lecture is no neither attend lecture nor tutorial, so noone can tell me what I should not do!

golden gust
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tbh, I generally good good on the actual "physical" stuff

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It's the reports which get me...

wide chasm
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Just write about your code as if they have never seen a single line of code. I managed to write 500 words on a Python program that wasn't even 100 lines.

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Got a 99%, so I think it works.

worn ember
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You mean your teachers have seen code?

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impressive

wide chasm
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Yeah, I was surprised by that as well

worn ember
wide chasm
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What's a RecyclerView supposed to do even?

worn ember
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draw lists efficiently

wide chasm
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So... a ListView then?

worn ember
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i suppose

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the annoying thing is that it takes like 2-3 minutes for every example project to build properly

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it seems to always redownload gradle

celest coyote
noble leaf
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lolwut

celest coyote
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what if MD5 gets cooked

noble leaf
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50oC

worn ember
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his brain is already fried

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everyone in europ and the US: Winter
Australia: 50°C

limber knotBOT
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we have nice 12°C lol

celest coyote
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its a really mild winter on the east coast

worn ember
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yeah its nto cold here at all

wide chasm
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7C here, pretty good imo

worn ember
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doubt i'll see any snow the coming years

limber knotBOT
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I guess we'll have some short bit in January

celest coyote
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a few years back we had a winter with no snow till the day after christmas

worn ember
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pretty normal here lol

celest coyote
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ah, I live in Canada so we get snow by late november usually

smoky parrot
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on my side we had a big snow period 6 years ago and now we don't have much left

urban dust
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Canadian here, can confirm, snowing.

void void
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i remember when i was a kid, i could build a snowman in october

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today... 17th dec

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no snow at all

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should move to finland perhaps for snow

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temporarily

pulsar wigeon
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holy fuck it's dec 17th already

#

wtf

void void
#

ya

pulsar wigeon
#

i thought i had one more week before break

void void
#

damnit myles, how many days until christmas

pulsar wigeon
#

reeeee i gotta get shit done

void void
upper flicker
#

Damn late thanksgiving

void void
#

also it's so dark outside already that i feel sleepy

wide chasm
#

I need to keep the lights on pretty much the entire day, otherwise it's too dark in my room.

worn ember
#

i got 10 days left to finish my app

#

but i havent started yet

void void
#

do it 2 hours before deadline

worn ember
#

i have no clue what i'm doing so i'll probably need 4

golden gust
#

Used to practically play 24 with my assignments

#

I'd keep putting them off until I had a day where I wasn't kinda tired... and yea...

quartz holly
vagrant marlin
#

geez 1.15.1 was already released

#

mojang should chill for a sec and actually fix performance

pulsar wigeon
#

...

gloomy warren
#

Without releasing new versions?

pulsar wigeon
#

are you new here?

vagrant marlin
#

not sure

#

2 weeks without talking

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean to minecraft

vagrant marlin
#

im not

#

and yes, client side performance is much better

#

but server side is just

smoky parrot
#

it is worth on server side?

vagrant marlin
#

i mean, way better than 1.14.4

#

but still worse than the "glorious" one

worn ember
#

just stick some honey on it

#

@wide chasm i've edited like 7 classes now and I'm still not where i need to be to populate the recycle view. Is that enough abstraction for you?

wide chasm
#

I want to see a RecycleView, RecycleViewManager, RecycleViewBuilder, RecycleViewFactory, RecycleViewItem, RecycleViewPopulator all as interfaces and then those same classes again, but with Impl behind it which implement their respective classes

worn ember
magic ice
wide chasm
#

Not close enough, stop slacking and get back to work

worn ember
#

im just following these codelabs but i have barely any clue as to what i'm actually doing

#

query annotations šŸ‘€

supple surge
pine rain
solid apex
granite salmon
#

Wiz is a christmas scrooge!

thorny walrus
quasi valley
#

Not since he’s a mod

spring bronze
limber knotBOT
#

duck, what lib is that?

woven otter
#

yes

#

it's not duck

#

it's

#

duckn't

pulsar wigeon
#

one tastes delicious

worn ember
#

i'd tell you but i got no clue

pulsar wigeon
#

the other I have blocked

worn ember
#

i think its just some android thing

woven otter
#

wiz stop trying to eat me

worn ember
#

wiz is gay he just doesnt want to admit it

#

so he hides behind the fact you're a duck

prisma orchid
austere fog
#

So why does minecraft need to connect to the internet to launch now?

pulsar wigeon
#

it always has

#

until you have a valid token and you can play offline

austere fog
#

RIP development for me then

limber knotBOT
#

you can still start it

#

just not... online

austere fog
#

No

pulsar wigeon
#

yea unsure what the question is tbh

austere fog
#

Its preventing me from starting the game

pulsar wigeon
#

how so?

void void
limber knotBOT
#

"play offline"?

golden gust
#

.rekt

austere fog
#

Something out the launcher

limber knotBOT
#

ā˜‘ No Country For REKT Men

austere fog
pulsar wigeon
#

you don't have the version downloaded?

austere fog
#

I was just playing it

#

Not even 6 hours ago

#

So unless it deleted itself. It should be on there

#

Cause all the files are there for it

pulsar wigeon
#

did you have internet when 1.15.1 released?

#

maybe it has the wrong file?

austere fog
#

When was 1.15.1 released this morning, that may be the issue

#

I had to connect to the internet to update maven dependencies this morning

smoky parrot
#

it has been released something like 2-3 hours ago

pulsar wigeon
#

yea play offline works fine for me

#

it was ~2 hrs ago

austere fog
#

Sounds about right

#

Reee

smoky parrot
#

yeah sorry

pulsar wigeon
#

protip, don't use mojang launcher :^)

noble leaf
#

mmc gang

austere fog
#

Thanks, guess I'll be waiting till next month to develop. I usually don't, I use multimc

#

I just didnt feel like opening it

noble leaf
#

opening mmc is fun, wdym

limber knotBOT
noble leaf
#

opening the multimc server isnt fun tho

pulsar wigeon
noble leaf
#

all I want is forge for 1.14 damniut

marble trout
limber knotBOT
#

on my laptop atm, but my pc mmc setup doesnt look fun eiher šŸ˜‚

#

just a bunch of different mc versions with some occasional fabric profiles on different versions in between

#

the 1.8 profile being called "urgh"

noble leaf
#

you dont organize and/or put icons on your instances?

#

smfh

pulsar wigeon
#

imagine spending that much time caring

noble leaf
#

I do

#

and it looks beautiful

golden gust
smoky parrot
#

why do you prefer mmc ?

pulsar wigeon
#

parody account cat?

golden gust
#

Coz mojangs launcher kinda sucks, tbh

noble leaf
#

^^

#

sucks much

golden gust
#

I don't think so

pulsar wigeon
#

i don't see a check

#

o

#

the account says parody yea

limber knotBOT
#

the fabric profiles have fox icons

#

that's about it :D

pulsar wigeon
#

didn't even read the name lol

golden gust
#

Was confused for a sec there lol

#

Wasn't sure if you didn't read it or was tryna be a smartass

#

I shoulda known thonk

pulsar wigeon
#

reading is overrated

#

but if a user asks something that's answered on the docs....

#

šŸ”Ø

austere fog
#

well found out why it's not working even after I connected it

#

RIP my data

worn ember
#

did you seriously hook up your laptop to 4g?

austere fog
#

Isn't a laptop

worn ember
#

laptop desktop same thing

#

one fast way to get rid of excess data

austere fog
#

I have to use a mobile hotspot because they are tearing down all the walls in my room

#

And rewiring everything

#

So no ethernet :(

#

No

#

I mean I pay for the hotspot anyways

fallen oracle
#

Morning

wide chasm
#

Morning

austere fog
#

Sup

void void
#

lighter than official launcher

#

bruh

#

discord was scrolled up again

#

[5:14 PM] Yovach: why do you prefer mmc ? // was replying to this

fallen oracle
#

Making you sound silly.

void void
#

also nice purr there

noble leaf
#

mroww

austere fog
#

Who's world did you steal

finite wave
#

RUUUUn

austere fog
finite wave
austere fog
#

Chaaasseee

wide chasm
#

Yes

golden gust
#

That's what she said

austere fog
#

I was looking at inactive resources and there was a plugin

#

That was like

left swift
#

Ha

austere fog
#

v0.1.4.389.b

#

I dont even know what the .b is for

wide chasm
#

Probably a second release for bug fixes

#

v0.1.4.389.a, then v0.1.4.389.b.

tame pendant
#

1.15.1 just got released by mojang :D

austere fog
#

There was no .a they all ended with .b

#

I assume it meant .beta

#

Or .build

wide chasm
#

I think it needs an update

golden gust
#

Needs an update, but I threw out a travertine release

#

was no protocol/data changes, so was just ez to throw out a new build

austere fog
#

Cat, let me just take the time to thank you for working on paper. My server went from the laggiest piece of garbage when we had 300 players online to running smoothly after tinkering with paper a little

limber knotBOT
#

I love servers advertising "we now support 1.X!!!!!!" after just throwing the latest Via on

#

šŸ˜‚

austere fog
#

Kenny is a bot

#

Exactly

#

We are all a simulation

limber knotBOT
#

indeed I've commited sins and been thrown into bot hell

austere fog
#

I use ProtocolSupport 4Head

golden gust
#

kenny you absolute disgust

quasi valley
golden gust
#

ViaVersion 🤮

austere fog
#

Lol

limber knotBOT
#

LONG LIVE 1.8

austere fog
#

Long live 1.4!

smoky parrot
#

just update your server

austere fog
#

Oh

#

Wait

limber knotBOT
#

or rather 1.8 HAVE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH

#

waterfall with 1.7

golden gust
#

fork of waterfall, fork of bungee

austere fog
#

So many forks to keep up with, has sponge managed to take hold yet

smoky parrot
#

I just make my server compatible with 1.0 - 1.15

austere fog
#

I mean sponge looked interesting. But after the initial hype it just kinda died

left swift
#

Sponges are sponges barty they can never be forks or spoons silly

golden gust
#

Sponge is nice, just; Bukkit has too many of us hanging on to it

left swift
#

Sponge up the bukkit

austere fog
#

I just don't feel like learning a new API with Optionals every 5 seconds, that's the only thing keeping me from going to sponge

limber knotBOT
#

still waiting for that 1.13 glowstone

golden gust
#

In other news, imma go lie down, my head is kinda spinning or something

limber knotBOT
#

I kinda don't like excessive optionals either

bleak grove
limber knotBOT
#

nullable / notnull is just fine for me

austere fog
#

Yeah it's just annoying

unreal quarry
#
o.get();```
:O
austere fog
#

Makes my own code to me unreadable

golden gust
#

takin' my meds before I disappear

#

But, don't think I'd be able to touch that, lol

limber knotBOT
#

oh yeah nullable optionals, that's top tier level

austere fog
#

That sounds like a nightmare I dont want to mess with

unreal quarry
#

NonNullItemstack = null; legit code from Mojang, btw.

limber knotBOT
#

lol

austere fog
#

It's perfect how dare you

woven otter
#

ty kenny

limber knotBOT
#

you're welcome

#

whatever you're referring to

woven otter
#

ViaVersion

unreal quarry
#

Eww

limber knotBOT
#

ah yeah, you're welcome

unreal quarry
#

takes duck down a few notches

limber knotBOT
#

šŸ˜‚

woven otter
#

I can now support 1.15.1 clients on my imaginary server

limber knotBOT
#

I forgot ViaBackwards tho rip

unreal quarry
#

You via/ps people make me sick :S

quasi valley
austere fog
#

I code my own protocol hacks

unreal quarry
#

This is why we can't have nice things

austere fog
granite salmon
#

Glowstone, not heard of that

austere fog
#

No one has OMEGALUL

limber knotBOT
#

I'm doing a new 1.15 server for out 1.8 community, so we'd be dead standing without 1.8 client support šŸ˜‚

#

s/out/our

#

Correction, <KennyTV> I'm doing a new 1.15 server for our 1.8 community, so we'd be dead standing withour 1.8 client support šŸ˜‚

granite salmon
#

Sponge is decent, but the effort to switch is not worth it and there is not as much support.

limber knotBOT
#

that's Germany

granite salmon
#

Kenny, they’ll complain even if you give 1.8 clients access.

#

ā€œThe server is 1.15. We want it 1.8ā€

limber knotBOT
#

90% of the server we were at quit from the 1000+ player server because we couldnt stand our owner anymore

unreal quarry
#

Kenny... Wtf is the point of that? You know those 1.8 players won't see bees. Or elytras. Or acacia boats. Or <list goes on for days>

limber knotBOT
#

guess you are part of the 15% of those that still use 1.8 lol

#

he didnt want to update for one

austere fog
#

Hi, I'm the legendary developer that you've heard about, now my level of Sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.

#myMottoFor2020

unreal quarry
#

pee vee pee

#

Smh

limber knotBOT
#

I know - we tease them with nice stuff, and if they want to properly get that, they have to change

#

but as is we cant just tell them to all jump to the latest client

#

without loosing 3/4 of them

unreal quarry
#

Are those 3/4 worth the hassle?

limber knotBOT
#

yes

granite salmon
#

Too bad

smoky parrot
#

I think if you want a pvp server, stay in 1.8 but otherwise update to last version

granite salmon
#

tell them to go fek themself and update

austere fog
#

Or how about you update it

#

Make the changes

#

And dont tell them

#

They'd be none the wiser

granite salmon
#

Nah

#

they complain that kb is near 0

#

but that’s because u have a bunch of autoclicking scum

#

With like 20cps

#

I was dev for a 1.8 community

#

i regret it

austere fog
#

I want to test my quarry but I cant launch minecraft xD

limber knotBOT
#

people coming for support for their 1.8 paper is just

granite salmon
#

The owner was just as shit as the 1.8 community

limber knotBOT
#

awesome

smoky parrot
#

they change so many things so even you remove cooldown, the pvp isn't the same

limber knotBOT
#

boys, girls

#

I have an early xmas gift for you

granite salmon
#

Removing 1.8?

#

that’s be best gift

#

Learn 1.9 pvp

#

but omg my 1.8 i dont wanna change!!1!1!

smoky parrot
#

but yeah servers should update to the last updates and not to remain to make the compatibility between 19 versions

granite salmon
#

I troll hypixel players by shouting ā€œ1.9 is better than 1.8ā€ and they get so triggered

limber knotBOT
#

this one goes out to barty, duck, duckn't, wiz and cat among all my other fans

wide chasm
#

"I prefer 1.9 pvp"
"YoU aReN't A rEaL pVpEr"

limber knotBOT
#

my biggest hope is that all the stupid 1.8 fans will love what comes with the combat update

#

(^-^) 'tis the season to be jolly - length 12s - 1 view - MagmaGuy on 2019.12.17

heady spear
#

why didn't you include me

granite salmon
#

Lmao and then the 1.9 player reks the 1.8 player in a duel

heady spear
#

don't you love me

granite salmon
#

ā€NOT REAL PVPā€

heady spear
#

I hate you magma

limber knotBOT
#

because you're insignificant to me weeb

smoky parrot
#

I'm a 1.8 player and

limber knotBOT
#

xmas came early

smoky parrot
#

lol

limber knotBOT
#

and so did my beard decorations from amazon

smoky parrot
#

but I want to have the next update

heady spear
#

I also came early

#

but then you were mean and I uncame.

worn ember
smoky parrot
#

lol fabric is already 1.15.1

worn ember
#

tf does that have to do with democracy?

limber knotBOT
#

fabric pretty much updates instantly with every update

#

or a few hours if they are busy or the changes are large

heady spear
limber knotBOT
#

the only real difference with 1.8 is that it allows spam clicking

#

if you can't handle pvp without spam clicking, then you obviously don't have skills pvping XD

smoky parrot
#

differences :

  • hitbox
  • cooldown
  • knockback
    and others things
austere fog
#

I just had to put viaversion on my 1.15 test server so I could connect with 1.10 cause it's the only version I can launch apparently

limber knotBOT
#

all of those can be changed if you really wanted to via plugin

#

the only thing that really can't is the spam clicking

granite salmon
#

you complain a bout hitbox?

#

just get better aim

worn ember
#

@heady spear why is 99% of that filler? xD

smoky parrot
#

yes but with mods like OldAnimations, I think it can be cool

heady spear
#

lol they want to give us a neat backstory before we do anything

limber knotBOT
#

looks awesome lol

heady spear
#

one of them was about a serbian bear wanting to capture a child to steal his chocolate cookies

worn ember
#

lmao

#

are they high when writing those?

smoky parrot
#

no I don't care about hitbox changes or pvp in general, the PVP trend was much more important between 2012 and 2017

heady spear
#

idk they get really confusing

worn ember
#

i love how android studio shits itself when you rename a file and forget the extention

#

generates like 9 stacktraces

limber knotBOT
#

love how you could just skip that whole paragraph and read the last two sentences

#

our tasks just include lame sentences and plainly not working examples

#

so that's that

heady spear
#

I know a book for your mom

worn ember
#

how to deal with retards

heady spear
#

she will love it

limber knotBOT
#

$80 for just the intro to algorithms

#

quite expensive for just an introduction

#

I like that it has an option to allow non-intrusive ads

#

at least it might somewhat encourage some fucktards to make less crippled ads

heady spear
#

that book is dope tho

#

they also use it at MIT

worn ember
wide chasm
#

.rekt

limber knotBOT
#

ā˜‘ Tyrannosaurus Rekt

worn ember
#

Reeerannosaurus Reeekt

limber knotBOT
#

no

#

just no

worn ember
heady spear
#

idk what's up with bears and chocolate

wide chasm
#

Should've used Toblerone in the example then tbh.

limber knotBOT
#

someone make sure electroniccat watches that video I made

#

I want those kinda tasks too lol

#

we should all make sure noone ever watches that, magma

vital condor
limber knotBOT
#

have you seen it?

pulsar wigeon
#

what kind of toblerone is it

limber knotBOT
#

I'm in class rn, so no šŸ˜‚

pulsar wigeon
#

i want toblerone

wide chasm
#

I also want toblerone now

#

Stupid bear

cedar spade
#

sounds like lack of chocolate

limber knotBOT
#

smells like old pineapple

cedar spade
#

you're an old pineapple

#

oh no I'm turning into barty

heady spear
#

u need to solve the riddle of the bear will die in his own trap

limber knotBOT
#

take over the class projector and watch it

#

it's more important than your education

#

there's no projector here, but 2 giant flatscreens

#

so even better

heady spear
limber knotBOT
#

3*

heady spear
#

my solution ran instantaneously

worn ember
#

theres no such thing

pulsar wigeon
worn ember
#

ur liar

woven otter
heady spear
limber knotBOT
#

I love democracy

heady spear
#

I don't want his stupid comments on shit I say

woven otter
#

magma go fuck yourself

heady spear
#

I'd rather have him ignore me

pulsar wigeon
#

looks like city and barty voted yes

#

and everyone else voted no

heady spear
#

??

pulsar wigeon
#

poor guys. o well

limber knotBOT
#

wiz is getting weak since he's become mod

#

even thinking about unblocking

heady spear
#

can someone tell me I don't want him

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean tbh

#

that's one of the reasons i am considering

heady spear
#

Kenny tell him I voted no 😦

cedar spade
#

wait wiz is mod

pulsar wigeon
#

cuz now i can just kick people for pinging me

heady spear
#

help a brother out

cedar spade
#

since when

#

can we get him fired

limber knotBOT
#

[17:09:57] <DiscordBot> <C​it​yw​ee​bs​tr​et​> Kenny tell him I voted no 😦[17:10:01] <DiscordBot> <b​ar​ty​ šŸŽ…šŸ»> im fuckn voing no

pulsar wigeon
#

lmao

#

who tf voted yes then

heady spear
#

Honestly I don't want his dumb ass to see my shit.

cedar spade
#

hey don't insult wiz's donkey, it never did anything to you

worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

cheater!

worn ember
#

too lazy to convert the timestamp tho

heady spear
#

if he unblocks me I'll kick him from intellectualsites 😠

wide chasm
#

But IP duplication checking is on, how could he possible do that???

worn ember
#

turns on VPN omgerd its a magic

heady spear
#

stef doesn't know about VPNs

#

tragic

worn ember
#

city ur tragic

heady spear
#

suck my dick

worn ember
#

just enable js u derp

limber knotBOT
#

Vodka Party Night

#

?

worn ember
#

count me in

pulsar wigeon
#

lmao is someone now proxyhopping to vote yes

void void
#

hmmm

heady spear
#

why would anyone give a flying shit about a fucking dumb poll

#

god I hate everyone

void void
#

i have 80 nordvpn accounts

limber knotBOT
#

voting yes is heresy

void void
#

so 80 "no"s incoming

#

:^)

#

1.8 pvp

#

in my server

#

ull git rekt

limber knotBOT
#

I'll just crash the server

heady spear
#

also wiz thinking anyone cares about him blocking anyone

limber knotBOT
#

eZ win

heady spear
#

I'm wanting to commit scooter ankle soon

void void
#

kenny i'll just use mirror

#

and u'll crash yourself

limber knotBOT
#

I'll just set up another mirror and you'll get a stackoverflow

#

!

void void
#

i'll forward my logs to you

cedar spade
#

woo my free google nest mini arrived!

limber knotBOT
#

rip

cedar spade
#

time to shove it in the corner and forget about it

heady spear
#

I so regret not using citizens

#

implementing new features into our npc plugin is a pain in the ass

#

well yeah but it means less work for me

cedar spade
#

barty is lag

pulsar wigeon
#

should i make another poll that has options for barty or city?

#

and only unblock one of them?

#

:^)

worn ember
#

i like how i'm not even an option

limber knotBOT
#

how about they both block you back

cedar spade
#

"esesntials x is too blaoted so I use exclusiveley cmi"

limber knotBOT
#

cmi oh god

#

well time to actually do something in by class, bai

heady spear
#

r u blocked too dark

#

good 4 u

worn ember
#

i think so lol

void void
#

Hahahahaaa

worn ember
#

wiz his block list is almost as long as my pp

olive garden
#

do you even English?

cedar spade
#

not very

limber knotBOT
#

Reminder for @void void: contact paypal

void void
#

Rofl barty

heady spear
#

our NPC library barely even shows up in timings lol

#

and we have hundreds of active, loved NPCs with quite complex AIs

#

I went with a custom plugin because I wanted to integrate their behaviour more tightly with the rest of our server, and it also made stuff like custom skinning way easier to wor kwith

worn ember
#

Someone make AI's hooked up to a NN and make them learn and explore the world

#

kinda curious how that would turn out

#

if they'd end up living peacefully or go the 12yo faction pvp route

heady spear
#

but yeah, the one plugin that'd save me a tonne of time atm is citizens

#

because updating to major mc versions sucks

#

we're phasing out worldedit in favour of fawe, chatcontrol is being replaced. Then only non-custom shit would be helper and dynmap

burnt crypt
#

Is there a bug in 1.15 that stops end city’s from generating?

zealous knot
#

No you just suck

cedar spade
#

worldedit in favour of fawe

#

lol

burnt crypt
#

I can’t even /locate one

#

My game crashes

zealous knot
#

Oh

#

Wtf then

heady spear
#

why is that a lol?

zealous knot
#

Maybe ^

burnt crypt
#

I’m not running fabric or anything

zealous knot
#

Or maybe you disable structure generation

burnt crypt
#

Hm

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Maybe

zealous knot
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Disabled*

burnt crypt
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I might have

zealous knot
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How is that something you don’t check before asking lmao

burnt crypt
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It’s kinda an older world

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Where would I check

zealous knot
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W8

heady spear
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MD 😠

zealous knot
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Are you playing singleplayer?

burnt crypt
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Yes

zealous knot
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Oh i have no idea then

deep hazel
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yall just have custom permission plugins to make managing bungee-bukkit perms easier?

zealous knot
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We found out that if you don’t upgrade your world to 1.15 properly then it fucks the world up so maybe that

burnt crypt
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Maybe

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When I did update I lost some chunks but that’s about the peak of the damage

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Idk

hard gust
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hello

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I'm playing on minecraft 1.15 and I found a new thing

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the player health is this new from 1.15?

burnt crypt
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I lost like half a region

hard gust
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I didn't have it on 1.14.4 before

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yes

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mine

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I have the same plugins I had on 1.14.4 I didn't changed a thing

zealous knot
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Maybe its a new feature in one of your plugins, I highly doubt that mojang would add a health display and have it say ā€œ20 healthā€

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Thats like

deep hazel
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^

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or perhaps one of your old plugins was only compatible with 1.15

zealous knot
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12 year old spelling

deft crater
hard gust
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ok, it's maybe TAB or essentials

zealous knot
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What even is that TAB plugin

limber knotBOT
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I only hear about it when it breaks lol

hard gust
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here what is tab plugin

zealous knot
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I haven’t touched plugins in like 4 years

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Oh thats really cool

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But like

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You can do that yourself in just a few lines of code cant you

heady spear
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kenny wtf go be active in class

hard gust
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yes it's customisable, I did the tab myself

heady spear
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It's not that hard to implement a custom tab menu tbh

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we show all of the user skills in the tab menu using custom skins

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it's easy to fuck up tho

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like if you get timings wrong then it looks wonky af

true canyon
heady spear
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and it's easy to mess up when dealing with multiple scoreboards etc too

true canyon
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Hey uh. Did I get kicked from here?

heady spear
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right, making people that constantly brag about their kicking privileges moderators is always a good idea

fallen oracle
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Damn didn't realize they already updated

heady spear
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but baxter jokingly asked for the 1.15.2 eta so that was clearly warranted

fallen oracle
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Where the changes

heady spear
wide chasm
fallen oracle
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Interesting

heady spear
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yeah paper is joke policing now

true canyon
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I make no assumptions until I get confirmation I didn't just somehow slap some buttons on my phone and leave by mistake.

heady spear
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if your joke is bad then you're yeeted out

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stefffff check audit log

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be helpful moderator

wide chasm
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Yes, you were kicked

slender wolf
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Anyone have a list of good plugins to use or where to get started in installing them on paper server?

void void
slender wolf
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currently only using worldborder

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im not sure whats compatible other than worldborder

limber knotBOT
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go to the recent plugin page on spigot and pick random

tawny prairie
true canyon
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Thanks. Can I now get an explanation of what rule I violated so that I can avoid breaking it again?

heady spear
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you asked for a 1.15 ETA

fallen oracle
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I probably should go ahead and make a PR for the website so Z can just pull and be in his way šŸ¤”

slender wolf
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so any plugin on spigot should work?

wide chasm
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Yes

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Sniped 😦

left swift
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Type faster

wide chasm
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Or read faster

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Both should do the trick though

left swift
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Maybe

limber knotBOT
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stef is a default, don't blame him

left swift
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Default danny

wide chasm
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Excuse me, I'm the mod here, I don't see you having a fancy color

void void
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lmao

limber knotBOT
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at least I have a table

void void
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poor mbax

heady spear
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you look like old dried up menstruation blood

left swift
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Typical only seeing colors

limber knotBOT
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unlike those blue scrubs here

left swift
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Smh

heady spear
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go be ugly in CV u nooblet