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limber knotBOT
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"less" :eyes:

dapper nacelle
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it will probably take a while for optifine 1.15 to release since mojang reworked the rendering engine

limber knotBOT
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indeed

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until then 1.14 (even vanilla) is quite nice, and 1.15 is still "alright"

golden gust
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as opposed to bartys IQ, which regularly drops below 60

wide chasm
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2011, that's very new for me.

limber knotBOT
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I definitely notice a small stutter when chunks are rendered, especially in heavily built areas

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rarely goes above 60 is more accurate @cat

placid thicket
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i need somebody to write a blurb for me i can copy paste to my host as to why pterodactyl OOM killer is a horrible idea

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perferably someone important. i have been trying to make the host understand but they keep arguing with me that doing so will crash the node if the server hits xmx

golden gust
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lulwut

tawdry coyote
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wait why would it crash

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are they overallocatin to xmx

golden gust
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Because hosts are stupid and don't understand java

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And then set the heap limit to the same as the containers memory limit, literally meaning that hosting providers are setting servers up to crash when they use the memory that they've said they can use

placid thicket
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^

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and OOM killer kills as soon as java reaches XMX

crystal compass
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Is there a plugin out there that will allow Above vanilla enchants to work in an anvil?

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Im too lazy to make that one myself

golden gust
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Bukkit doesn't really expose the anvil stuff too well, so; Wouldn't be surprised if somebody tried and tossed it all outta the window coz fuk dat

fallen oracle
zealous knot
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LOL

golden gust
fallen oracle
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lol

proud lance
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dont let the above take away from the fact that

crystal compass
limber knotBOT
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no

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just no

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ello

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hell

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so this is how cursed discord irc looks like

crystal compass
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Lmao

noble leaf
limber knotBOT
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forcing an unread notif so that I can find this channel on disc

fallen oracle
noble leaf
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oh its just general mao

fallen oracle
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Just an FYI, Jo won't be back today, so we'll have to wait for the update.

heady spear
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who the hell is jo

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
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oh no

heady spear
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I wish she wasn't back

noble leaf
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but w h y

heady spear
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Did I tell you guys about the time she left me (I was 5) in my bedroom and told me she was going to kill herself in the woods

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then called the police and said she was in danger and had them search for her for hours and then she pretended like nothing had happened

noble leaf
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that sounds like joker but ok

heady spear
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o or the time she locked my dad out and called the cops and said he had threatened to murder us while it was the exact opposite that had happened

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or the time she started a fire in my bedroom lol, that was a good one

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or the one time she tried to blow up a caravan my dad was sleeping in

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or the times she burned down our houses

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oo or the one time she started a fire in our neighbours apartment, classic!

woven otter
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holy fuck

fallen oracle
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Simple needs to wake up. He's had his 7 hours of sleep.

heady spear
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One time she locked me out, told me to gtfo and then called the cops and said I had ran away

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and one time I wasn't allowed back home so I stayed with my sister and she reported my sister for kidnapping lol

limber knotBOT
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doesnt sound like you are over it

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doesnt sound like you should even be over it

heady spear
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nah mate i'm fine with it

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She has stolen loads of money from all of our extended family. Conducted identity theft and credit fraud too

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when in prison she made our lives a living hell but she said she had forgotten about that so I guess we have too

noble leaf
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whtf

heady spear
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she is also convinced our special forces are shadowing her because of her alleged connections to the Russian mob

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o what more

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she hasn't actually murdered anyone so my grandma is still worse lmao

wide chasm
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Wait wtf

limber knotBOT
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let me rephrase

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wtf wait

lapis garden
woven otter
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let me re-rephrase

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wait wtf

fallen oracle
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🇼 🇦 🇮 🇹 🇼 🇹 🇫

limber knotBOT
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glare put it well, I think we can let that one stand

heady spear
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lel my grandma murdered a dude and then she was pardoned by the king

fallen oracle
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I'm so confused.

limber knotBOT
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alright I'm going to sleep

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that's too much

fallen oracle
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OH NO. THEY KILLED KENNY. YOU BASTARDS!

heady spear
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it's a funny story actually

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she was cheating on my grandpa

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dude's dad was like "unacceptable" and was going to tell my grandpa

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my grandma was like "nuh uh", freaked and hit him with a frying pan

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dude's dad died

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she got sent off to prison

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then after a bit she sent a letter to the king asking him to let her out

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he was like aight fam got u

wide chasm
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You're constantly saying Sweden is a great place, but I doubt any democracy where a king has the right to get you out of prison.

heady spear
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he's not allowed to anymore

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not since 1975

wide chasm
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Well that's good at least

heady spear
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nah so he opens the government every year in some freaky ceremony

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he can like give people titles and shit

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and he's like a part of the council that forms the new government after an election

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he's also an admiral in the navy

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and a general in the army and air force :p

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o and he's completely immune from all criminal charges

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he really doesn't have any powers since the government reform

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it's symbolic

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, the US president has pardon powers stefvan?

golden gust
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exactly

heady spear
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The only real power is the exemption from all criminal laws

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that's a pretty big one tbf

upper flicker
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They’d probably take it from him after it was abused once

void void
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wizjany...

upper flicker
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Until then, free game

heady spear
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o forgot to mention but he's the honorary chairman of the world scout organisation

void void
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you kick me when i am trying to be helpful

heady spear
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he was involved in a prostitution standard

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but they couldn't do anything about it

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So I mean, he could go on a murder spree and until we got a constitutional reform in place we wouldn't really be able to stop him. We could sue him, because he's not exempt from civil charges

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scandallll***

still cape
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what country is this

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sounds like where i was born

golden gust
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The land of ikea

limber knotBOT
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where all the sweebs come from

heady spear
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honestly we love our king

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he wears funny hats

limber knotBOT
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that is pretty awesome

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looks like he doesnt care about shit 😂

heady spear
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this is my favorite

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my new hobby is cringing while watching public freakout vids

pine gulch
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any not-edgy-kid to play survival with?

quasi valley
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Holy moly tomorrow is gonna be sexy. Not sure if that’s awesome or sad for a mid December in Germany

heady spear
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that guy is our monarch, mind you >;(

pulsar wigeon
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what's that in freedom units kenny :^)

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jk i wish it was that warm here tbh

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currently freezing and rainy thonk

heady spear
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but no, I think it was his dad

pulsar wigeon
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couldn't even be snow

quasi valley
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We had a single day of sub 0 with a bit of frost on the ground, but that was it

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But I’ll take that 😂

heady spear
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Carl XVI Gustaf became the monarch in 1973, so it must have been Gustaf VI Adolf, barty 😛

quasi valley
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But still, remembering that we had 0 to -15 about 10 years ago at this time is.. oof

heady spear
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we've had a couple of subzero days, and a lot of snow

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but it's been super mild :/ A couple of years ago it was -20 around Christmas and too much snow to use the car, that was dope. This is lame December weather 😦

quasi valley
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Yeah I also miss the snow ☃️

heady spear
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Our winters come later every year

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I want a white Christmas ffs

cloud orbit
heady spear
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I want a couple of inches too

limber knotBOT
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I bet you do you slut

quasi valley
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Go back to humping someone

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that is not me

limber knotBOT
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Aww

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humps ^-^

quasi valley
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Perfect

limber knotBOT
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humps the pants off KennyTV

heady spear
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can someone hump me

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plz I'll paypal u

limber knotBOT
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Eww no

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I have standards.

heady spear
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and I can pay to lower those standards

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question to americans

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are all people in walmart crazy

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or is it just the people in youtube videos

marble halo
quasi valley
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Yes please take his offer

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And leave my trousers alone Angery

heady spear
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kenny ur my bf

limber knotBOT
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Ughh fine.

heady spear
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Oh yay

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ok send me ur address

mossy vessel
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eww

heady spear
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you're just jealous

mossy vessel
limber knotBOT
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guys I have some important news I want to break to my parents and I'd like some help with how I'm going to approach them

golden gust
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bake a cake

limber knotBOT
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since this is a support room I figured it would be the most indicated place to ask this questionb

pulsar wigeon
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put dildo in cake

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ask them to cut the cake

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is discord fucking up again

proud lance
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what sort of news

woven otter
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wiz are you drunk

limber knotBOT
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it's very personal so please don't share it with other people

woven otter
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what are the important news

pulsar wigeon
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he's getting married to his nose

woven otter
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he's cutting off his beard

limber knotBOT
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well I've been thinking about this since I was in my teens and I just don't quite know how to tell my parents

woven otter
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are you coming out

limber knotBOT
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you see, the thing is

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they're super gay

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I don't know how to tell them

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they're not even buying me a new car for xmas

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how gay is that

pulsar wigeon
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are you sure it's not a prank

woven otter
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not even just a car

limber knotBOT
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so how do I break it to my parents that they're gay

woven otter
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maybe you're the gay one

limber knotBOT
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nah that can't be

pulsar wigeon
limber knotBOT
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I have sex with men regularly to see if I'm still unattracted to them

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and I sure am

mystic ice
woven otter
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gonna steal that joke wiz

pulsar wigeon
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the real joke is that magma could get anyone/anything to fuck him

limber knotBOT
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classic

digital talon
limber knotBOT
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woven otter
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have you tried having sex with city

digital talon
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you should call that radio guy

limber knotBOT
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wiz I agree that it's a sick joke on humanity that I am this good looking, intelligent and, most of all, extremely humble

void void
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.optimize

limber knotBOT
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I was once in a humbleness contest with Trump and won

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and everyone clapped

proud lance
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you have gay parents and you dont know how to tell them you aren't gay?

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oh nvm, your parents

limber knotBOT
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no

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I don't know how to tell them that they're gay

proud lance
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have sex with a dude in front of your dad and look at him in the eye and be like "you like that dad, you big gay?"

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done

limber knotBOT
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oh that's a good one

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that dude's name? duck's father

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hey duck is your dad busy this weekend?

void void
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bruh

woven otter
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nice try magma

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reee 2 events per interact

raven yoke
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There wouldn't happen to be a way to use both paper and the fabric mod loader on the same server, would there?

golden gust
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no

raven yoke
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Nice

pulsar wigeon
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i mean....

golden gust
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spigot and fabric use different mappings and such, you'd also have the whole "fighting against bukkit" thing

pulsar wigeon
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asie did it technically

golden gust
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Theretically could work, just; Not "as is"

pulsar wigeon
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yea

limber knotBOT
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Isn't here a dude who did that?

atomic basalt
raven yoke
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Yeah, okay. Sounds like a whole thing but I'll do some more research

woven otter
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who's asie

pulsar wigeon
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asie is the guy who made fabric

golden gust
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mikro did mixins

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orionlauncher

woven otter
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I see

pulsar wigeon
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yea, mixins is only half of it tho

limber knotBOT
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@broken wasp

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Iirc

woven otter
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wiz

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what is that

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explain yourself

pulsar wigeon
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i just did?

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[5:42 PM] wizjany: asie did it technically

woven otter
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oh is that still the same thing

golden gust
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I mean, wiz has issues, but; Total adhd has yet to be seen

pulsar wigeon
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i think the first one wasn't even fabric

rustic ruin
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hey up

golden gust
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new and shiny

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Doesn't really do anything that can't already be done with forge

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Just, they got past the post for 1.13+ earlier than forge did so they had a bit of a fast upkick

pulsar wigeon
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eh, i think it's philosophically different than forge in a few ways tbh

raven yoke
manic galleon
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they claim to be considerably lighter than forge

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, the loader is literally just a loader

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it's lighter because it doesn't actually have an (inbuilt) api

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that looks like a kitchen sink mod

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jesus

upper flicker
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Yeah it’s very much a kitchen sink mod

manic galleon
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carpet kindof is, but it's primarily things for analyzing the game's behavior.

pulsar wigeon
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its readme is full of random tweaks

upper flicker
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All I usually see is youtubers use it to make the game run super fast and then fail to understand the technical side of what’s going on and just make dumb statements

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If there’s actual performance analysis in there somewhere, someone tell the you tubers

manic galleon
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There's a bunch of random tweaks, but there's also a bunch of stuff for doing "what if" analysis on game behavior, like, measuring drop rates, measuring spawn rates, etc

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probably the main use case is to build in creative mode and optimize farms before building them in SMP worlds.

raven yoke
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Pretty much

manic galleon
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it's also been used to work out game exploits like the random seed manipulation exploit scicraft used to get witch spawns to happen every game tick

raven yoke
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Hehe

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Sadly my server barely handles 20 tps so I was wondering if paper would be able to help.

broken wasp
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Mini: I didn't implement most of the patches but AT and mappings were fixed

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About 60% compiled

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More like 80%

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But there were no hooks for events or any patches

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@raven yoke you there are two performance mods for fabric if you want to use it

golden gust
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Okay

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And now in english

manic galleon
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carpet doesn't do much to help performance, but it does help builders in creative to assess what impact their contraptions are going to have

long hare
fickle sequoia
raven yoke
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Oh @@broken wasp, that sounds good

manic galleon
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The README on carpet isn't complete, There's a video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt-ooRGpLz4) from the author that goes into all the things it does, and yeah, most of it's related to being able to measure what the vanilla game does.

Carpet mod is a mod for vanilla minecraft that allows you to take full control of what matters from the technical perspective in the game.

Here is a list of pointers to specific sections if you already seen the video and just want to learn about individual features:

01:32 -...

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limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Carpet Mod for Minecraft 1.14/1.15 - Complete Guide - length 54m 11s - 2,022 likes, 20 dislikes (99.0%) - 43,018 views - gnembon on 2019.09.27

unreal quarry
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Measurements are for noobs. Pros just eyeball it

unborn finch
worn ember
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I knew I was a pro

zealous knot
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) JCSAT-18/Kacific1 Mission - length **** - 3,000 likes, 14 dislikes (99.5%) - 29,460 views - SpaceX on 2019.12.15

void void
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are prem resources a thing on dbo & ore (sponge)?

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or is that just spigot

pulsar wigeon
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spigot

void void
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k thx

pulsar wigeon
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blizz actually has it encoded in their terms that you're not allowed to sell addons :^)

void void
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ah nice

dense coyote
worn ember
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But meh money

void void
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aight anyone know a non deprecated curse api that also lets us get author info at its own endpoint instead as part of a mfin resource route

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are we gonna have to scrape this shit i s2g

worn ember
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make one

fallen oracle
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Maybe wiz will be able to come in clutch again.

pulsar wigeon
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what

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did the twitch api not do it?

limber knotBOT
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wow bluetooth earbuds are really getting tiny

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it's really getting to the point where it's flush with the ear

vestal jasper
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Mine are almost flush with my ears magma

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Well. Flush along one plane

limber knotBOT
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which model vicarious?

vestal jasper
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Jbl free

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They stick out a lil in some ways

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But they dont fucking dangle down like a pair of retardedly shaped earrings

limber knotBOT
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that's pretty good but not the best

vestal jasper
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I got them super cheap at work

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So its good enough for me

limber knotBOT
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I guess they're very comparable though

vestal jasper
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Got mine yesterday actually

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🤠

limber knotBOT
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I'm still on my jaybird x3s

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
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I actually prefer the wire because I just have them rest over my neck most of the time

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but if the true wireless ones keep getting smaller I'm going to have to get me one of those

vestal jasper
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I wish I had a dongle instead of Bluetooth but people prefer bt ig

golden gust
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See, I'd always be kinda scared that one would drop somewhere and I'd be screwed

vestal jasper
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Also

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true wireless speaker

golden gust
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My mate passed me a pair of headphones other day that use a dongle

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really wish they used bluetooth coz then I'd have an extra USB port

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Not to mention that they also use another cable to charge them, that's like, 2 cables...

vestal jasper
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True true wireless bone headphones when

void void
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huggles his Bose QC 35 II

golden gust
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Did you get the pink ones?

void void
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nop

austere girder
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lame

void void
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the colors are a new change i believe

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mine are just black

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had em for a while

celest coyote
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its only a matter of time till we get neuralink and stream music directly to our brains

void void
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HELL YEA BOI

golden gust
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psh

void void
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bug
bass drop just fucking kills you instead

celest coyote
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bass drops so hard you get a seizure

pulsar wigeon
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at least you don't get ear damage

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just...brain cell damage

golden gust
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I mean

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We're in the paper discord...

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We're clearly not in a good place to start with

celest coyote
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wheres leaf and his insults when you need em

pulsar wigeon
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your last remaining brain cell can get damaged

golden gust
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o shit

fallen oracle
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Yurr wiz apparently that api was deprecated. Also, you can't get any information on an author, just straight up from a resource.

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So it's hard to do author stuff when you can't get any info on them.

pulsar wigeon
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

still cape
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that's what i thought

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1.14, thanks barty 🙂

proud lance
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people who dont like dirty transparency

ancient bolt
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god damn my keyboard is so gross i kinda wanna just buy a new one

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could do a ducky shine 7 or a ducky one 2 TKL

limber knotBOT
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I just bought a ducky one 2

ancient bolt
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im a huge fan of my das keyboard

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so it'll be hard for me to go with a different brand

still cape
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i have a keyboard that looks really dirty but it's not... it just has a bunch of nail polish on it

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but it's clean like i clean it with alcohol and everything (just not acetone obvs 'cause it corrodes it)

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it LOOKS dirty but it isn't

unreal quarry
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well then. it appears mojang is being shady again. my son just found out ps4 finally got bedrock edition. so I went to redeem my free win 10 copy, but i just get an annoying error about how they temporarily "ran out of codes" lmao! yeah, conveniently at christmas time and the ps4 addition to cross-play. * rolls eyes * Guess I'll have to wait until January, I'm not going to fall for their crap and be one of the ones that pays for something thats been given to me for free

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/rant

humble moss
void void
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ok?

rare herald
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They’re giving out free copies of win 10 bedrock again?

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Thought that ended years ago

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Oh

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Players who have purchased Minecraft: Java Edition before October 19th, 2018 can get Minecraft for Windows 10 for free

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Guess it’s based on your purchase date

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Guess you should have bought Minecraft before the end of 2018 😬😬😬

unreal quarry
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if only i did

void void
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fucking MFW

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MiniDigger fucking spring can't get a value from properties unless it's a goddamn component but it's just a normal object

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please fucking kill me

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this is straight up retarded

rare herald
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lawl

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I wonder if that's just Microsoft being dumb

pulsar wigeon
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spring?

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oh

rare herald
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time2hack

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Barty, what's your mothers maiden name?

unreal quarry
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lots of people on reddit and ms answers complaining about it lol

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seems its been a thing since mid november. people that contact ms get told its a mojang issue. people that contact mojang get no reply

void void
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"ran out of a digital product"

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Ok MS

golden gust
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Is there like a way to see if you've redeemed a code or not?

unreal quarry
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bottom of the page

rare herald
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Pretty sure the Mojang office is 95% cocaine, 5% bees

golden gust
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I've claimed it already

rare herald
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I mean

unreal quarry
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i just wanted to cross play with my kids on ps4 lol

rare herald
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Win 10 edition, running inside a virtual machine on my Mac, runs better than the Java edition natively

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K gotta sleep

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Love you wiz

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Nn all

peak dirge
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I heard stirrings of a possible move of Java Edition to RenderDragon (which is the new rendering engine for Bedrock)

pulsar wigeon
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gross

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wait what

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how are they gonna move that lol

rare herald
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cocaine

pulsar wigeon
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i would assume the bedrock rendering engine isn't written in java

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and uh, didn't they just write blaze3d...

upper flicker
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I mean

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Ive heard talk of it being a rewritten renderer

sinful isle
upper flicker
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and Ive heard talk of it being just a refactored and improved version of the old one

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I dont do, or care about, the client rendering though so idk

rare herald
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and Ive heard talk of it being just a refactored and improved version of the old one

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👀

upper flicker
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depending on the extent of the improvements, it may be better than a rewrite

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fuck if I know

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ask someone who mods the rendering system on forge or something

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they certainly had a lot of bugs in the snapshots consistent with it being a rewrite

flat galleon
merry talon
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wow bedrock on ps4 runs like hot trash

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just in the menu

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I scrolled over texture packs and now it hard locked

void void
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@worn ember ok fr, i don't know why paypal charged me 2x what i sent you but their chat is closed, ima contact them tmrw lol :(

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there's no option to refund anyway

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rip

worn ember
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What the actual fuck

merry talon
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you can't pause the game in singleplayer

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wtf

worn ember
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Yeah

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It's an internal server

void void
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 12h contact paypal

limber knotBOT
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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 12 hours from now.

merry talon
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that's really dumb

proud lance
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@void void contact paypal

worn ember
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I think they changed that a few updates ago

void void
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you only got 5 euro, right dark? so requesting a refund would be nil. i'd still only get back 1/2 of what was taken from me

worn ember
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Yeah I only got 5

void void
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5 euro just got obliterated

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nice

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ima sue paypal

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i only have 20 usd left tho is that enough to sue a multimillion dollar company

worn ember
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I'm sure they'll put it off as "conversion costs" or some shit

#

Since you paid in Euro and not dollar

merry talon
#

especially considering it leads you to believe its paused

#

with the 'resume' wording

void void
#

so actually, i paid 22 US

#

it even has exchange info = 7.39 usd only

#

WAIT WTF then why did they take few cents more from the balance

#
  • $15
worn ember
#

The fuck

#

Scammers

void void
#

honestly yeah this is fuckacko

worn ember
#

They better pay you back

#

Or I'll ddos their site kappa

void void
#

kappa

merry talon
#

paypal scamming people and being generally shitty?

worn ember
#

I remember it doing something like that to me too

#

But I saw it before doing the transaction

#

So I changed it to f&f

void void
#

I didn't say anything about it before payment though

#

It's only there now

golden gust
#

.rekt

limber knotBOT
#

☑ topkREKT

merry talon
#

I can't figure out what WSL is doing to have things like code available in the PATH with its default windows terminal profile

#

I changed it to a sudo login -p -f sweepy in order to get the ubuntu motd

#

but now I don't have those things

#

okay so it's just ubuntu.exe by itself that does something different from ubuntu.exe run sudo login -p -f sweepy

#

welp I guess I can just run-parts /etc/update-motd.d

void void
#

you could just use linux too

#

but you like to make things hard

merry talon
#

why the fuck would I do that

void void
merry talon
#

i still want a good laptop experience

void void
#

definitely cant get that on linux kappa

ancient bolt
#

finally done cleaning my keyboard

#

damn that took a while

void void
#

there's definitely not a whole company dedicated to it kappa https://system76.com/laptops

System76 laptops are custom-built to run Linux flawlessly with the latest technology and super fast solid state storage.

ancient bolt
#

those laptops are hilariously enormous and ugly

void void
#

yea, just saying, not impossible to have a good (software) experience on a laptop with linux

#

/shtug

#

fuck it

plain wharf
wide hazel
#

Friendly reminder to CHECK YOUR BACKUPS

plain wharf
#

can someone help with Spigot?

ancient bolt
#

backups are for losers

plain wharf
#

[]Playername, I want to remove []

void void
#

looks at pending outgoing friend requests

wide hazel
#

Rio

#

Rip

void void
#

whew

#

back to empty :D

merry talon
#

good is relative

wide hazel
#

I get a lot of friend requests

merry talon
#

still don't think it can come close to windows for general usability

wide hazel
#

Sorry

void void
#

it's cool i was just poking fun lol

bold zephyr
#

Anyone have a general comparison of performance between

1.12.2
1.13.2
1.14.4
1.15

#

Paperwise

#

Damn

#

My networks stuck on 1.13.2 and I'm not willing to update until performance is atleast equal to 1.13.2, ideally more 1.12.2ish

#

100+ concurrent players with 80 plugins lol

#

Multiple intensive plugins

#

Figured

#

lmao

#

At this point rewrite the entire game engine

#

Yeah I'm still confused on how they fucked 1.14 so badly

#

1.13 had that particle collision bullshit that Optifine E6&newer fixed

#

Billion dollar parent company btw

merry talon
#

trillion dollar

amber cosmos
#

❤️

placid thicket
cosmic raft
#

@void void dance!

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) SUARK & Will Jay - Dose - length 3m 32s - 46 likes, 1 dislike (97.9%) - 1,124 views - Sirup Music on 2019.12.09

amber cosmos
#

@pulsar wigeon sorry dood, I'm just having fun, didn't mean to be disrespectful. As a server owner, I really appreciate all you paper folks' work. ❤️

cosmic raft
#

now you've done it

amber cosmos
#

: P

#

Wizjany is legit. 💪

cosmic raft
#

wiz doesn't like to be pinged :)

proud lance
#

I wonder if there is something wiz likes to be pinged for

amber cosmos
#

well how else are they going to know that I appreciate them. : )

proud lance
#

like if there was a cake

#

he appreciates you appreciating him quietly

amber cosmos
#

I imagine they like being pinged for love and 🍰

#

haha

amber cosmos
#

hahahaha

proud lance
#

153 results from wiz with the word ping

amber cosmos
#

I will admit, I'm an acquired taste. but for what it's worth, I'm one of the deepest ❤️ owners around.

proud lance
#

wiz has a taste for the block button

amber cosmos
#

ask anyone, fisho loves Minecraft, cares for YOU - and always #FishSurvives.

cosmic raft
#

hmm

#

one person who added me as a friend is worthy

#

the rest go byebye

amber cosmos
#

well....I will say, Paper discord isn't as mean as Spigot chat - those jaded, salty fishes.

cosmic raft
#

we can be mean too

amber cosmos
#

My attitude has not changed in two years. #FishSurvives

amber cosmos
#

I'm sure you all can. but this fish0 got eaten alive and flapping in Spigot chat.

dusk drift
#

Thats how I picture Kashike irl

amber cosmos
#

I was a young, enthusiastic new server owner and Spigot chat said, "lame." but #FishSurvives and my server will be famous.

#

remember fisho0.

dusk drift
#

ur retarded

amber cosmos
#

🐟

dusk drift
#

Can I have 20m osrs?

#

bro

amber cosmos
#

hi @gilded nova

#

yay!

#

\o/

dusk drift
#

just give a brother some love

cosmic raft
#

reporting for rwt

dusk drift
#

$10 OMEGALUL

#

why not

#

what if

#

i say

#

I'll give 22m back

#

in 3 days

cosmic raft
#

I don't believe you

dusk drift
#

i need a cash stack to start

#

wdumn

void void
#

did that fish guy get uberbanned by wiz yet

dusk drift
#

yea

#

so

#

give me

#

20m

void void
#

@cosmic raft wai we dance

dusk drift
#

i'll give u 22

#

wut?

#

oh

#

u have 20m in items?

void void
#

what game are you guys talking about

dusk drift
#

ah I see, makes more sense

void void
#

which runescape

dusk drift
#

os

void void
#

oof

merry talon
#

buy members, sell bond, rwt gold

#

ez

dusk drift
#

how the fuck

#

wtf were u fgonna do if i said deal to the nitro shit

void void
#

i have something like 400m on rs3, idk what that translates to in os

#

thats cash tho, got more in bank

dusk drift
#

if that

void void
#

yeah but, like, it's a translation. same value

dusk drift
#

I have like 4b in rs3

#

means nothing

amber cosmos
#

fisho0 was appropriately corrected.

cosmic raft
#

@void void we're celebrating

merry talon
#

lol literally same

#

my old account

void void
#

there is an rwt site for swapping cash from rs3->rsos

#

btw

merry talon
#

yep

dusk drift
#

yea simple coz I want my name in their shity trade logs

void void
#

what are we celebrating akash

merry talon
#

it's still just as shitty

dusk drift
#

oh yea

void void
#

Hexed, thonk. Make throwaway account noob

dusk drift
#

forget gagex confirmed that

void void
#

so have i

dusk drift
#

I did when I was 13

#

and $100 was bomb to me

void void
#

i used to go on rs forums and rwt there, not those asian gold farming sites

amber cosmos
#

I'm pretty happy these days, since my server makes 1k a week.

void void
#

give me 7K

dusk drift
#

hes trolling

void void
#

no questions just give me money

dusk drift
#

or baiting

#

whatever it is

cosmic raft
#

@void void do you like the song

amber cosmos
#

haha yea jk I'm lying, just speaking my dreams.

void void
#

i didnt listen to the song

cosmic raft
#

you whore

void void
#

ok am listen to it now

#

take that back

amber cosmos
#

I'm pretty sure i'll be there in a year or two.

#

I was a noob, but I'm slowly learning. : )

cosmic raft
#

lol

void void
#

Lol

amber cosmos
#

I installed Minecraft on a depressive lark two years ago and my life has never been the same. : )

#

I did it as a Linux exercise. didn't know a thing about the game.

void void
#

kash does he say anything other than i need another dose

cosmic raft
#

no

amber cosmos
#

but the moment I dropped into my first world, I never looked back.

void void
#

ok closed

amber cosmos
#

YES

cosmic raft
#

I thought you'd like it since it was so repetitive

void void
#

is that an insult

#

oh btw i joined this curseforge discord asking about api and their api is so shit and has unofficial docs

#

anyway i said "ima just scrape"

#

and they got SO FUCKING MAD

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Riton, Oliver Heldens - Turn Me On (Marshall Jefferson Anthem Mix) [Audio] ft. Vula - length 3m 30s - 267 likes, 6 dislikes (97.8%) - 17,039 views - RitonTimeVEVO on 2019.11.01

cosmic raft
#

real song to listen to

void void
#

more repetition?

cosmic raft
#

just listen

void void
#

boi

amber cosmos
#

🐟

void void
#

wait are bonds a thing on rsos

cosmic raft
#

yes

amber cosmos
void void
#

i lold

amber cosmos
#

free money ^^^

void void
#

lol

cosmic raft
#

hehe

void void
#

oh fuck that's a goddamn throwback

cosmic raft
#

Christmas event active?

amber cosmos
#

🐠

void void
#

oh jeez...man

#

i ought to get on rsos

#

this is fucking nostalgia

cosmic raft
#

its okay

#

you're playing runescape

#

I'm finding true love

void void
#

who is ur true love

cosmic raft
#

not you

void void
#

:((((((((

cosmic raft
#

many people

void void
#

well ill still send you postcards from various countries in the hopes that you change your mind

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Ariana Grande - True Love (Audio) - length 2m 47s - 170,751 likes, 2,869 dislikes (98.3%) - 12,241,441 views - ArianaGrandeVevo on 2015.12.18

cosmic raft
#

I've made friends on the new game I'm playing

void void
#

decent song

cosmic raft
#

:)))

void void
#

wat game

cosmic raft
#

second life

void void
#

oh boy

amber cosmos
#

I only play Minecraft.

#

but

void void
#

i looked into that once, how is it

cosmic raft
#

it's fun

amber cosmos
#

one doesn't simple "play" Minecraft.....

void void
#

what do you do on there

amber cosmos
#

I LIVE in my world. : ) it's my home in the macheen.

digital talon
#

farming simulator is the game where you can find love ^^

cosmic raft
#

dance, go shopping, talk to people

#

you know

#

normal stuff

#

no

digital talon
#

I read a pickupguide, and it works in FS19 xD

void void
#

too*

#

HER MAIN INCOME

#

WHAT

cosmic raft
#

I sit at home :D

#

yes

amber cosmos
#

I've been learning about hacking.

void void
#

have you

cosmic raft
#

people make a living on this game simple

amber cosmos
#

yes

void void
#

how kash

cosmic raft
#

yes

amber cosmos
#

yes

void void
#

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

#

I'M INSTALLING THIS IMMEDIATELY I WILL START AN EMPIRE

#

A FUCKING EMPIRE I TELL YOU

amber cosmos
#

party time

cosmic raft
#

lmao

#

no

void void
#

IF HE GIVES ME MONEY ILL EBANG ANYONE

amber cosmos
cosmic raft
fallen oracle
#

Yooo

amber cosmos
#

what is "e bang" ???

void void
#

can i make an outfit on secondlife that lets my dick hang out

cosmic raft
#

skribbl?

#

yes you can sinple

fallen oracle
#

What the fuck a preist and Minecraft

#

Sounds like he wanted to find little kids

void void
#

this fucking picture of secondlife has realistic nipples

digital talon
#

I´m not gonna play that with you guys ^^

fallen oracle
#

Bro

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Superbad Drawing Dicks - length 2m 31s - 756 likes, 24 dislikes (96.9%) - 181,896 views - allmovieschannel on 2009.01.29

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) GUMMI BEARS Cartoon Intro - length 1m 6s - 411 likes, 37 dislikes (91.7%) - 227,368 views - superherocartoonsite on 2009.01.14

paper prairie
amber cosmos
#

hi @paper prairie

worn pasture
amber cosmos
#

hi @worn pasture

worn pasture
#

oh no i've been spotted

amber cosmos
#

ookeee the human needs to sleep for work tomorrow. goodnight, friends. 💕

digital talon
#

xD

#

I am not creative :/

#

btw there was a game I really loved... crayon?

fallen oracle
#

You can say that again

digital talon
#

it is "crayon physics deluxe" found it

stoic jackal
digital talon
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Crayon Physics Deluxe - length 2 minutes and 46 seconds - 479 likes - 1,525,638 plays - Petri Purho on 2008-09-30 07:39:05

void void
#

I used to have this thing that let me melt down crayons to make new crayons

#

was fun

#

i melted many things

#

other than crayons

#

:)

void void
#

oh they made it a gif

worn pasture
#

is that australia

digital talon
#

thats why I don't have kids... they would be like me xD

worn pasture
#

unless she lies to you

void void
#

no barty it was a specific device made by crayola

#

i mean, yeah

#

i guess it was an oven

#

but it was a specific item

worn pasture
#

does it work with bars of soap

void void
#

yeah if you cut em up

worn pasture
#

now that would be useful

void void
#

those things were litty

void void
#

plays flute of solidarity

limber knotBOT
#

good morning fellow scrubs

void void
#

go back to bed, nothing good here

limber knotBOT
#

sounds good

wanton panther
worn pasture
#

oof wrong server lmao

void void
#

yeah you were kinda condescending

#

but that's okay all devs are

#

:)

#

fuck the users

#

you wanna use my prog, use it on my terms mf

worn pasture
#

lmao my bad didn't mean to

limber knotBOT
#

I don't see that as condescending personally but that's mainly because so many users say stuff to me now that I'm super "to the point"

void void
#

the user is just butthurt

#

give him a bandaid

clear coral
#

nah give him a bukkit to cry in

void void
#

and a spigot to channel his tears toward the bukkit

limber knotBOT
#

And a paper to wish his waterfall of tears away

worn pasture
#

and a paper towel to dry his eyes

#

oof

limber knotBOT
#

And a sponge to clean his face :^)

worn pasture
#

this server is terrible and i love it

clear coral
#

lmao

worn pasture
#

why did i leave

limber knotBOT
#

Just as terrible as you are ^^

worn pasture
#

yes apparently

void void
#

Mini is actually the most terrible in the community

limber knotBOT
#

And proud of it too!

boreal radish
void void
#

no City

heady spear
#

My lecture ended 15 minutes ago and I just woke up, so y’all think I’ll make it in time??

void void
#

yea

heady spear
#

Okay dope

void void
#

you probably have time for a quick breakfast and shower too

heady spear
#

Now I’ll never get to learn pathfinding algorithms 😦

#

I guess I’ll have to look at my notes from discrete math instead. Bloody hell. 🍌🍒

wide chasm
#

Oh no

void void
#

just watch youtube videos about it

heady spear
#

We’ve covered these in other classes tbf

void void
#

find one of those youtube channels that gives you a free two months of skillshare

#

like yes theory

#

i have 6 skillshare accounts and going on a year of skillshare now :>

heady spear
#

There’s an MIT OpenCourseWare in algorithms and data structures

void void
#

that works too

heady spear
#

It’s fucking great tbh

#

My current prof is basically a talking trash can

#

With terrible python code style

void void
#

rip

#

i need 2 slep

#

someone knock me out? okthx

heady spear
#

Just do whatever I did yesterday

#

I slept for 12h

void void
#

also i got told not to scrape curseforge (their API is literal steaming shit on moldy bread) and instead "submit a feedback asking for a new api endpoint!!!" (which only works if you get hundreds of upvotes and even then may be denied)

#

so i laugh reacted and im going to scrape curseforge

#

so i laugh reacted and im going to scrape curseforge

#

thanks discord for double message

heady spear
#

We should start a tertiary plugin repository

void void
#

wt

#

wat

heady spear
#

Call it PlugMe

#

With a better API, not hosted by spigot and free Trojans.

void void
#

lul

vestal jasper
#

PlugSquared

heady spear
#

No Vic go bye bye

vestal jasper
#

with 5% PlugMe code!

void void
#

well that's what curseforge is supposed to be. but they are so shit it's absolutely infuriating honestly

#

i've heard so many sob stories today about why i shouldn't scrape their site

heady spear
#

The original version contained more like 90% plotme code

void void
#

lmao vic

heady spear
#

Get your facts right

void void
#

"its a small team :((( they cant deal with all the requests.... :(((("

#

bitch

#

IT IS TWITCH

#

A BIG ASS COMPANY

#

no sympathy sorry im scraping your shitty excuse of a website

heady spear
#

wait how did they tell u

#

Like where did they contact u

vestal jasper
#

with words, retard

void void
#

I contacted them on discord

heady spear
#

Vic can you honestly cease to exist

void void
#

here's the kicker btw

vestal jasper
#

city you love being abused fuck off

heady spear
#

So you contacted them? Lol

void void
#

their suggestion was to find someone who has a copy of the fucking DB and more sophisticated api routes for what we need

heady spear
#

What

void void
#

yes

heady spear
#

Okay yeah I just have that laying around

void void
#

when we told them "easier said than done", they said "out of luck"

#

to which we said "ok we scrape"

#

to which they said "nooo!!!! :(((((("

#

"please!:!!! !:(((("

heady spear
#

O for the banners

void void
#

ye

#

we can do resource banners with their api, but not resources by author id or author profile banners

#

and yeah i contacted them, did i say i didn't? ;o i am quite delirious atm

fallen jungle
#

You could add a resources section to the paper website

heady spear
#

The only real option would be to scrape on request, but that’d make the service slow

vestal jasper
#

there is a resources section

fallen jungle
#

There is?

void void
#

we're going to scrape the author info once on request and save it

vestal jasper
heady spear
#

Then what’s the problem. R they dum

void void
#

but we won't be able to do resources by author id as we'd have to copy, save, and index more than im comfortable with

fallen jungle
#

It could be way more visible

void void
#

idk man honestly

heady spear
#

It’s not like you’re sending them a trillion requests per second to no-name authors

fallen jungle
#

I had no idea I'd have to look at the forums to find resources

void void
#

yeah idk

#

im going to use browser headers and pretend to be legit bc they said they'd block me if i tried to scrape

#

so

#

we'll see

fallen jungle
vestal jasper
#

PR it

heady spear
#

It’s quite hard to find out whether someone is scraping or not. Like, super hard

fallen jungle
#

If you all are fine with code from somebody who has never touched web stuff, I probably could 🤔

heady spear
#

Especially if it’s not continuous

void void
#

Well, if you're dumb and don't set headers and a real user agent then it's pretty obvious what you're doing

vestal jasper
#

ping Z about it I don't make decisions for them

void void
#

but yeah, it'll be difficult for them to know

heady spear
#

Why does curseforge’s discord have less users than mine

#

Am famous

void void
#

yeah it's because they're literally a steaming pile of shit

vestal jasper
#

city 99% of your users came to ask a single question and never spoke again

#

I doubt most of them realise they're still in IS

#

:^)

void void
#

hey hey a population count is a population count

heady spear
#

It’s the same with most discord’s you literal steaming pile of dog shit

vestal jasper
#

don't you back talk me

heady spear
#

Paper being an excellent example. 99.9% of the messages here are sent from the same group of retards.

vestal jasper
#

sadly you're one of them

void void
#

but we're retards that are friends

#

kinda

vestal jasper
#

kinda

heady spear
#

Okay so they basically said use a database or build your own, when glare was like ok we will make our own using the only method available

#

They were like nuh uh

void void
#

yeah

heady spear
#

So now you need to find someone who has used the same method before in order to get their copy of the database

#

That is ridiculous

void void
#

but 'use a database' == database that someone made that has all the data in their prod database

heady spear
#

I love curse

void void
#

lmao

#

i mean, so, their api has project info

#

we can literally pull all projects by id, just incrementing

#

but

#

we'd have to mutate it and put it into a db to make it remotely usable as a json data source

fallen jungle
#

I joined IntellectualSites to get and try out the 1.14 build of VoxelSniper

void void
#

and we'd have to repeatedly update it

fallen jungle
#

So yeah a single message

heady spear
#

Okay but we still own you now

fallen jungle
#

Sure

heady spear
#

All of the people that actually provide support in that server are bloody rude and I love it

#

We’ve gotten a reputation of being horrible people and idiots on spigot complain about it

void void
#

i would love it, if i had the data i need. then i'd just take part

#

oh IS

heady spear
#

Not curse

#

I’m over that

#

Move on

void void
#

okay bitch

heady spear
#

@vestal jasper the support has gotten better since you left

vestal jasper
#

lmao

void void
#

nonchalantly sends just the message from NotMyFault and none of the context surrounding it

#

"I AM THE VICTIM."

heady spear
#

Yesterday some tweaker dmd a contributor and got upset when he was told not to dm people, proceeded to say that he was the boss and then called him a piece of shit

#

And was surprised when he was kicked

void void
#

lul

heady spear
#

NMF is hostile no matter the context, that’s why I gave him the server

#

It should not a safe space

fallen jungle
#

NMF?

void void
#

NotMyFault

heady spear
#

Watch out millennials we’re coming for u

vestal jasper
#

no more fruit

heady spear
#

Also I think he’s too German to be nice

void void
#

I confused his name with someone from the Ptero discord who is a fucking retard

#

claimed to 'own ICANN'

worn pasture
#

Watch out millennials we’re coming for u
ok boomer

heady spear
#

Can someone bring me some brekkie

void void
#

unzips

heady spear
#

What he what

void void
#

okay

vestal jasper
#

turbo does andre still think white theme is a religion / sexuality

worn pasture
#

lmao

heady spear
#

Lol u still salty about that

worn pasture
#

he most definitely still has a strong opinion about it

vestal jasper
#

nice

heady spear
#

Send the screenshots I want to laugh

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I’m in a deep depression and your misery will get me out of it

void void
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is it bad that my knee cracks when i cross my legs

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and it hurts before it cracks too :>

heady spear
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You’re just old and dying

vestal jasper
heady spear
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No big deal

worn pasture
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oh was that in the LP discord luuuul

vestal jasper
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yeah

heady spear
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Lmaoooooooo

worn pasture
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I'm curious as to what you said now

void void
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light theme users are subhuman

vestal jasper
heady spear
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I think light theme is a gender and not a sexuality tbh

void void
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LUL

vestal jasper
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there's the start of it

heady spear
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We need a light theme pride parade

worn pasture
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I even posted manythink straight after it

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And I actually use light mode from time to time

vestal jasper
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mfw white theme users are a protected class

worn pasture
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Comes in handy during those rare moments I am outside

vestal jasper
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see I do the opposite

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I use the super dark theme on mobile

worn pasture
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same

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it's pog

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now give it to me on desktop and i'll be most impressed

heady spear
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Y’all gay for using discord

worn pasture
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irc users: lol

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i mean i'm actually gay so if that's the reason then i'll stop

heady spear
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There can only be one gay here

void void
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City is straight

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He loves burying himself in vagina every night

heady spear
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There’s no room for another one

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Yay we have more members than luck too >:(((

worn pasture
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vagina plural?

heady spear
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What’s enginehub at now? I think I’m banned from there

void void
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no, just one fat massive vagina

worn pasture
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most of the luckperms users don't talk though

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like they join for support once and never leave

vestal jasper
heady spear
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I am sexually attracted to numbers

worn pasture
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nice dev tools hack

vestal jasper
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ty

void void
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"""hack"""

vestal jasper
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"""""""""""""""""""""hack"""""""""""""""""""""

heady spear
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I should install plotbot again so it can tell people to fuck off with their permission issues

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90% of them boil down to LP being too hard to use