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void void
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then never went back to where that dude hung out lol

worn ember
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xD

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no dynamic ip's?

void void
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well, I asked them, and they said only way was new modem

worn ember
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well i guess those werent really a thing then

void void
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however i have my own router and modem now so all I do is call and ask for them to change my IP and like magic now it's no big deal

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idk what's up their router/modem hardware

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but you have to replace it for a new ip

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or maybe they just refused to do it idk

worn ember
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sounds bs to me

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thats all controled from the ISP

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not the router

void void
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yeah thought so too

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but whatever

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i dont use their hardware anymore

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saved $10/mo too

worn ember
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maybe they didnt know how to use it lul

void void
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well, pretty sure when i call my isp i get level 1

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which is basically monkeys given a keyboard and some documentation and told to handle incoming calls

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they can hardly breathe on their own

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let alone change an IP

worn ember
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my dad got the number of the technical department when some dude came to switch the modem

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so we get like lvl 2-3 i think

stuck badger
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what lvl?

void void
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"Thank you for calling <ISP> help desk how may I help you"

"I need a new IP, I'm being attacked."

"Uhhh, Have you tried calling 911?"

worn ember
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i think the first one would be

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have you tried turning it off and on again?

void void
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im displaying how stupid they are

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they heard "attacked" and assumed physical attack

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dumass

worn ember
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no u

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oh

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its 8am already thonk

void void
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go to bed

worn ember
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nah fam

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ima go eat breakfast

void void
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ok

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then go to bed

worn ember
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not tired tbh

void void
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i always say that till i lay down

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and my body is like

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"WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO FUCKING LONG"

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"zzzzz"

worn ember
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i worked for 4 hours in the morning and then pretty much had lunch and slept till like 7pm

void void
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ur sleep cycle is fukd

worn ember
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just a really heavy job

void void
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mine was too, now it's kinda fixed but i go in circles from fukd to not fukd and then repeat

worn ember
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in vacations it keeps shifting

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so i gotta unfuck it lmao

void void
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Unfuck the Fuck (TM)

worn ember
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you ever unloaded a full container with rolls of 100-200m of fabric?

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each one weighs like 70-80kg

void void
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i own a moving company

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i've unloaded trucks full of containers, 18000 lbs

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then reloaded them the next day :D

worn ember
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sounds fun

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im sure your back agrees

void void
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what back lol

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:^)

worn ember
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i've done it a few times and i'm devastated every time

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like i literally have no power left in my arms

void void
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das called reaching muscle failure

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drink a protein shake after you'll be ripped

worn ember
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lmao i just ate my lasagna instead

void void
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breh

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eat lasagna (carbs) before going to work then drink a protein shake after you rekt your arms

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it will help (TM)

worn ember
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im not eating lasagna at 7am wtf

void void
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why the fuck not

worn ember
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cuz that sounds horrible

void void
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sounds good

worn ember
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i usually stick to cornflakes and bread

void void
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well das still carbs

worn ember
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crabs

void void
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lol u fukd up

worn ember
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ah didnt know that worked

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nah

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ur just shid

void void
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yeah im on godly compact mode

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thats why dumass

worn ember
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cant handle all the space

fallen oracle
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What's up boomers

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@void void wake up

limber knotBOT
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whats up zoomer

fallen oracle
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We travelled for Thanksgiving and I'm sharing a hotel room with my parents and they sound like Nascar snoring

limber knotBOT
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god willing I'll never share a hotel room again in my life

fallen oracle
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Same

limber knotBOT
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or a room in general

fallen oracle
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I'll pay the $100 just for my own room

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In other news, I did good enough on one of my exams I get to drop the final

limber knotBOT
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I didn't know they made courses for dumdums

fallen oracle
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Lmao

worn ember
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dum dum glare

limber knotBOT
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oh right, it's black friday right

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yeah

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30% off of durex on amazon ;)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lilac vigil
limber knotBOT
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meh I can't find anything worth buying

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my fav hardware supplier has bunch of deal

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s

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gonna buy my ryzen rig today

fallen oracle
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Ur dumb drums

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2 hours to go

limber knotBOT
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I'm waiting for the next gen of gpus before I upgrade again

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the current gen was a massive disappointment imo

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insanely expensive, gimmicky and the gimmicks never got off the ground

glossy hare
vestal jasper
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mfw

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@golden gust

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you dun like being pinged but uh

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that person's avatar

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👍

limber knotBOT
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oh yeah, not gonna buy a new gpu

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just got my ryzen 3900x, cooled by a hydro h150i pro, on a b450 gaming pro carbon with 32gb of 3600mhz rgb ram from g.skill (trident z)

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and I saved at least 200 bucks because of black friday, lol

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now I just lurk around for some cheap ssds or stuff like that, maybe a new keyboard/mouse for work

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or a monitor 🤔

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I should check my bank first, lol

fallen oracle
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Chill Boomer

limber knotBOT
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found cheap keyboard/mouse/mousepad combo at amazon for work

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now am done, lol

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am at a seminar at work rn so I had the time to research cheap stuff 😂

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guy next to me calls me a "Konsumhure" 😂😂😂😂

quasi valley
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Sounds accurate 😂

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KAPITALISTENSCHWEIN

limber knotBOT
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oh man, I love the german language

void void
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what does that mean

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google translate didn't help :c

quasi valley
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Capitalist pig... but no language can reproduce the beauty of that German word 😂

void void
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mfw

errant summit
fallen oracle
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30 minutes boys

granite salmon
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until

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?

limber knotBOT
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so there's currently an ongoing pro-climate strike going on in Lisbon

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I think they should continue the strike until the weather improves

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its global magma u dumfuck

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it's not here

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checkmate globalists

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guess nobody cares about the earth where you live

granite salmon
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yes lots of strikes over the world today

limber knotBOT
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maybe I should skip classes today saying that I'm also on strike

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that'll show my bosses

granite salmon
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yes

limber knotBOT
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Relevant

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fucking pleb

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earth-chan is super hot

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and I don't mind it if she gets hotter

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.g earth-chan

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(^-^) https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/earth-chan -- Earth-chan | Know Your Meme: "Earth-chan is an anime-style anthropomorphic representation of the planet Earth. She is depicted as a young girl with hair dyed in the colors blue..."

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fucking weeb

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it's not weeb numbnuts, it's literally the planet

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earth-chan is bae

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I wish I worked in the mining industry because I really want to get under that mantle

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with those extra-long drills

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accidentally got some delicious pure ethanol in my mouth

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such a tasty beverage

void void
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it is

merry talon
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man, out of all the things google has killed

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chromecast audio still confuses me to this day

limber knotBOT
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I have a pile of 5 :D

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my parents use them

merry talon
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lol

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there's just no alternative

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I guess they just want you to buy expensive smart speakers

limber knotBOT
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then they need to have more variety

thorny leaf
limber knotBOT
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so what's chromecast audio?

vivid agate
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hi

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nicknames null in chat and tab

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how to fix it :D

golden gust
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Work out what plugin is causing it and I'd imagine remove it or configure it 🤷‍♂️

limber knotBOT
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this is fantastic, none of these sellers ship their products to portugal

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man I sure love amazon

fallen oracle
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Morning gamers

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And gamets

limber knotBOT
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actually I identify as an epic

fallen oracle
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And epic!

limber knotBOT
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thanks

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holy shit

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browsing amazon is better than most forms of entertainment

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there are so many crimes against humanity in here...

stable adder
limber knotBOT
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Oh God

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Swiss is dammed

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A friend from Swiss you send me this

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That's a train ticket machines

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And he can buy a Roblox gift card there 😂

fallen oracle
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Alrighty then.

fallen oracle
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Alrighty so, question, if you already have a VPS for a website, is there really any "advantage" that a web host can offer that would provide any kind of benefit over hosting on a vps?

limber knotBOT
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no

fallen oracle
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Didn't think so, thanks.

limber knotBOT
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I mean, yes, they can manage everything for you, maybe help with ssl, provide a db etc

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but if you know how to setup nginx + LE there is nothing to gain for you

fallen oracle
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I mean I already have a database on the vps and have SSL. I know they also provide a interface but eh

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Yeah

limber knotBOT
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(and even that is extremly simple, just use docker and you get everything for free :P)

fallen oracle
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Alrighty then I'm set for that.

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I run nginx and everything already just fine without docker

void void
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Phew!

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Ah

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I got Node8 working on Debian 10 so i can use MineOS

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I'm so happy rn! :D

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if any1 wonders how, just dm me! (This should also work on Ubuntu 19 and Ubuntu 19 server)

limber knotBOT
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node 8

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That's like running Minecraft 1.8!

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Or java 1.8

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Oh wait

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......

left swift
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I'm waiting

quasi valley
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such a demonic number

limber knotBOT
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Just like you should use Minecraft 1.13 and java 13 there is node 13 ;)

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Funny how that all lines up so nicely

limber knotBOT
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Node 8 is still supported though and only came out in like 2015

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2017 even

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node 13 isn't recommended for use by basically anyone

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If you want something newer use node 12, the latest LTS release

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They've basically landed on the old-school Linux style where odd numbers are unstable

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Yeah, 11

austere ivy
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why are you all here so lonesome @still bison

quasi valley
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you scared them off

still bison
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lol

austere ivy
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lol

still bison
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hello

austere ivy
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o/

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also, channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/649788734698684416

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alright off to be productive \o/

queen rapids
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anyone know how to run a combat snapshot server?

Once you have the launcher set up you can download the server files from there as well.

this is all he says and there's only one jar in my versions folder in .minecraft, but thats the client one?

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found the url from the .json file, nevermind

void void
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i like Q on star trek was originally an annoying fucker/villain but now he's just a pest with god powers

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i like how*

woven otter
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just a pest with god powers

void void
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ye

woven otter
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that doesn't sound right

void void
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why bich

woven otter
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what did u call me

void void
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bich

woven otter
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ur a bich

limber knotBOT
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Duck sucks penis

void void
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^

limber knotBOT
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gobble gobble litle ducky

woven otter
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Your mom wouldn't agree

limber knotBOT
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Wow your mum is a dirty swan loving whore.

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She fornicated with a swan

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Got her some of that goose dick

woven otter
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go away vertanpoop

limber knotBOT
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poops on the duck

woven otter
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ur into some weird shit

limber knotBOT
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Yup not as weird as your candian dick lovin g mother

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10x worst

woven otter
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ur the dick lover

limber knotBOT
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Speaking of I have to disapear and go shopping

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Toddles

woven otter
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could you disappear for ever

void void
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.kill duck

limber knotBOT
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unleashes the armies of Isengard on duck.

void void
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makes foie gras

woven otter
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.kill simple

limber knotBOT
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smashes simple's head in with a heavy iron rod.

void void
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lol

quasi valley
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windows also steals your soul

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IJ 2019.3 has smooth scrolling hyperthink

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and is supposed to eat much less precious wam on startup

fallen oracle
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My poor little OVH VPS seems to always be at 100% CPU

quasi valley
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release it of its pain

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not if they touch final fields with reflection

fallen oracle
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I mean the only things I run on it is really just Nexus

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I wonder if that's taking up all the CPU. Probably.

quasi valley
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most "simple" and even a little complex plugins dont have any reason to do so, so it should be fine

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stuff like ProtocolLib or Via also run on 11, and that does mean quite something :D

woven otter
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yes shut up kenny

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I agree

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with

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barty

quasi valley
fallen oracle
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Yup it's Nexus

void void
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nexus runs on java doesnt it

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it should have jvm flags in one of its files

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edit them

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idk if that'll help cpu but mebbe

fallen oracle
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I mean it's not a major concern but it does seem to constantly use 98% CPU alone

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I guess that's what I get when I stress a smaller machine.

void void
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Fuck off

neat cloak
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Lol

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I like paper spigot

void void
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We don't want your advertisements

neat cloak
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oh ok

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i didnt know that sorry

limber knotBOT
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wat

limber knotBOT
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how do you not realise that people don't want to get spam shoved into their faces?

void void
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i joined and called them dirty slimy fucks

limber knotBOT
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how would you feel if random people joined your discord and advertised their productes/services?!?

neat cloak
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Lol

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I just deleted the link

void void
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unfortunately, you can't delete it from IRC so now everyone gets to see your link forever

limber knotBOT
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IRC never forgets

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i get rather annoyed at them for pushing their bullshit and they will get told as such.

neat cloak
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Ok

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Nvm

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Paperspigot is the best mcje server software and i use it in daily bases

void void
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it's just Paper

limber knotBOT
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it's called paper btw

neat cloak
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oh ok

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No PaperMC lol

void void
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PaperMC is the team that makes it

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The software is Paper

neat cloak
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Ok

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are you a dev?

void void
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Most of us are devs

neat cloak
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Nice

fallen oracle
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Rclone is the suggested way to go to make backups of something, right?

void void
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rsnapshot

neat cloak
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I hope paper never dies

fallen oracle
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I need to make a system that allows me to SSH into a machine, and then grab a specific set of directories.

limber knotBOT
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Maybe for April fools paper should advertise a new version called cardboard and market it as the one stop shop for Minecraft 2.0

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Set up ssh then

void void
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it's easy to use, but don't be fooled, you put rsnapshot on the machine RECEIVING the backups, not the machine being backed up

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it downloads files, not uploads

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not very clear and i made that mistake b4, sux

neat cloak
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why is paper using bstats?

limber knotBOT
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uh, well, you can configure it both way

void void
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not very easily

limber knotBOT
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but pushing to your backup server is really not ideal

void void
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by default it's for downloading

fallen oracle
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So the machine receiving the files just ssh into the machine or it just uses rsnaoshot to connect?

limber knotBOT
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rsnapshot uses rsync to transfer files which uses ssh

void void
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rsnapshot uses rsync to the remote machine

fallen oracle
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Cause the way it'll work is that the machine receiving the files can connect to the other machine but the other machine won't be able to SSH to the machine receiving the files

limber knotBOT
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@NFD because MCStats is pretty much dead

fallen oracle
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So basically is can only be initied going outbound

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So rsnapshot can be on the receiving machine, and it just rsyncs into the sending machine to receive?

limber knotBOT
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it copies the files from the macheint hat you want to backup to the backup storage machine

neat cloak
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*MFD

fallen oracle
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Okay that might work perfectly then

neat cloak
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if you want ping me

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Idc

fallen oracle
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I have a NAS at home that I can setup to just weekly backup those files.

limber knotBOT
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pings don't work with Z's bridge anyways ¯_(ツ)_/¯

neat cloak
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Oh ok

limber knotBOT
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I just keep doing it so that Z750 is forced to eventually fix it

neat cloak
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@neat cloak

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I pinged my self

limber knotBOT
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I mean I would do it myself but Z750 decided to write it in some strange esoteric language that nobody sane would ever use

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runs

neat cloak
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Oh ok

void void
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kotlin

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esoteric

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pls

neat cloak
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Btw nice invitelink background

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I like it

limber knotBOT
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that's why I'm running, I fear the cultists ;P

void void
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.kill phoenix616

limber knotBOT
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turns phoenix616 into a snail and covers them in salt.

void void
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Another win for the cult.

limber knotBOT
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maybe I'm a hyper intelligent, immortal snail already? :P

void void
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immortal or not, the salt sure hurts and makes you very dehydrated

limber knotBOT
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shakes the salt shaker

woven otter
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only cultists use kotlin yes

quasi valley
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shakes vertanzil

limber knotBOT
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im not your dead child you cant shake me

quasi valley
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I'll shake you until you're dead, you can't stop me

fallen oracle
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Wow, the CloudFlare Edge cache is pretty dope.

limber knotBOT
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help help im being abused

fallen oracle
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I set it to like a 2 week cache and it still downloads stuff even when the origin server is offline.

lyric surge
simple ginkgo
limber knotBOT
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I wonder, does this convert it to a ping? Phoenix616 test

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hmm

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phoenix616

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val mentions = guild.getMembersByEffectiveName(word.removePrefix("@"), true)

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that's the removed code, yes

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Hmm

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@phoenix616

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Did that ping you?

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no

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Does it do it with out the @

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no

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weird

woven otter
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@Vertanzil

limber knotBOT
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Doesnt work

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@Vertanzil

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Dont think it pings as im on irc not discord

woven otter
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Vertanzil: a

limber knotBOT
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that pings

woven otter
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good to know

limber knotBOT
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PENIS

woven otter
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is what Vertanzil is

limber knotBOT
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Is something you dont have

woven otter
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said the bully

void void
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Only Vertanzil and I have penises

woven otter
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you're both cocks

limber knotBOT
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Cocks > Ducks

woven otter
heady spear
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I just wanna say that all of you matter

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Someone cares about u

void void
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say it again while you're choking on my penis sausage

woven otter
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except magma

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and vertanzil

heady spear
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Fair

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I haven’t been face fucked in months. I’m an innocent Christian girl

void void
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Go out there, find a boy, and ask him to face fuck you. Just like, any boy.

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First boy you see

woven otter
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get fucked city

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u deserve it

void void
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u matter

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u deserve a fuck

woven otter
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when was today

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Okay neat

heady spear
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Getting face fucked is one of the life’s simple pleasures

woven otter
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😦

heady spear
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I should sleep

void void
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get fucked before sleepig

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it's the recipe for a good rest

heady spear
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Ok but there’s no one here to fuck me

woven otter
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fuck yourself

void void
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ill come do it as a favor to a friend but im wearing my socks because no homo, ok

heady spear
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I’ve been texting with this guy for a while but he’s so bloody boring like fuck

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And it takes him like 5 minutes to type out the simplest responses

void void
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hes waiting for you to initiate the nas-tea

heady spear
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He’s also not hot enough for the effort

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He’s good at math tho

void void
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then tell him hes not worth ur bussy and block him

woven otter
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fuck him for his math skills

void void
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i only know the word bussy from friends i swear

heady spear
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But I need a relationship so my ex can see that I’m better off now

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Even though I’m totally not

void void
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dress up in a disguise that covers everything except your ass, and ask for penetration from your ex before he can see your face it will surely work

heady spear
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But they lying ass cheating ass dumb fucking ass is like winning rn and it’s not cool

void void
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expose him

heady spear
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Yes I’ll make a hate campaign on campus

void void
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i bet it will work

heady spear
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There’s a 57 year old man named Leif that keeps messaging me

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I should just go for him

void void
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let leif fuck you

woven otter
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yes

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fuck him

void void
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just msg leif back saying "my bussy is ready for you papi"

heady spear
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But his belly covers half of his dick

void void
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leif is strong enough to hold his belly with one arm while his other arm reaches around

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he is professional fucker

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literally

heady spear
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And he called me a filthy whore

void void
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well

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sounds like the truth to me

heady spear
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I don’t charge

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I should, but so technically speaking I am not a prostitute

void void
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charge by way of making him buy you things instead

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sugar daddy leif

woven otter
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you could pay your debts with that whore money though

void void
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"leif you can have my bussy once a day, in exchange for my tuition"

heady spear
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There was this dude that worked at a bank and he was like super hot too but then I got bored and ghosted him and he stopped talking to me

void void
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oh wait you dont pay tuition or whatever

heady spear
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I should break into his apartment and force him to be with me

woven otter
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face fuck him

void void
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duck city is obviously a bottom

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he doesnt fuck anyone

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he gets fucked

woven otter
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oh

heady spear
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I can fuck!!

void void
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doubt

woven otter
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you can take

heady spear
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I lost my virginity to a girl, even though I don’t remember half of it

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I’ve repressed those memories

void void
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you were busy puking

heady spear
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I’m bi ok

void void
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ok but like

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a very small percentage hetero

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it's clear

woven otter
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why did you repress those memories 🤔

heady spear
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We were both quite drunk, I more so

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So technically speaking I was taking advantage of

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I’m a victim

void void
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alcohol increases heterosexuality for a short time in gay people, a study shows

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it also increases regret

woven otter
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so were you taking advantage of her or were you the victim 🤔

heady spear
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Girls are hot, I just don’t know if I could be in a long term relationship with one

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It’s more like sexual attraction that romantic attraction

void void
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so you're bisexual but homoromantic

woven otter
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girls are hot but men are cheaper yes?

void void
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yes

heady spear
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Men are all sluts

woven otter
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is that a yes

void void
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if you give a man sex he will happily forgo dinner, thereby saving you some money

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except duck, he would never forego dinner

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i called the plot of this star trek ep before it even started

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10 mins in and its confirmed

woven otter
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shut up simple

void void
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city, they're oppressing me

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attack

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.kill barty

limber knotBOT
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rips barty's intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.

woven otter
#

.kill simple

limber knotBOT
#

gags and ties simple then throws them off a tall building to their death.

void void
#

you just activated my trap card

#

that's my kink

#

being gagged and dying at once?

heady spear
#

Simple is cool

woven otter
#

you're a trap

heady spear
#

You other potatoes are suck

woven otter
#

City you are not cool

#

go away

heady spear
#

Go back to your Baltic country and cry sad tear duck

void void
#

CUM

heady spear
#

I am taking your potatoes

woven otter
#

ur a country

#

I will take your math books

void void
#

CUM

heady spear
#

Ok but

void void
#

why did discord send CUM twice

#

discord feelin feisty today

woven otter
#

no butts

heady spear
#

Bye people I am closing my eyes for a couple of hours

woven otter
#

why not longer

void void
#

dream of face fucking and hardcore sex

#

byeeeee

woven otter
#

eeeeeeeyb

amber ermine
worn ember
#

yeeet

void void
#

only 5 eps away from end of voyageer

#

am sad

#

did you just call me a weeb for watching star trek

worn ember
#

cityweeb

void void
#

dont bully city

#

hes not here to defend himself

worn ember
#

barty is a poosy

#

we already established that

void void
worn ember
#

wtf?

#

what happend

void void
#

Black Friday is vicious

#

(also The Onion is a joke news site)

worn ember
#

hmm

void void
#

Also that's from 2012 lmao

fallen oracle
#

Lol

void void
#

That would be nearly 13% of the US population dead on black friday

#

Lmao

#

The entirety of california and some of another state

fallen oracle
#

Maybe that's a good thing

void void
#

Perhaps

worn ember
#

was that a bad reference to the black plague?

void void
#

wat

quasi hinge
#

waterfall is PaperForge right?

void void
#

black friday is the day after thanksgiving where there are insane sales and it's particularly vicious b/c ppl will hurt others to get the limited items, very ironic being the day before is being thankful for what you have already

#

but regardless, it exists

#

wtf is paperforge

quasi hinge
#

Paper and Forge my apologies

worn ember
#

theres no such thing

void void
#

I believe it can proxy connections to modded servers but I don't know

#

Waterfall is paper's version of bungeecord

#

It's nothing to do with forge

limber knotBOT
#

flicks simpleauthority nipple

void void
#

kinky

quasi hinge
#

What is waterfall i guess is a better question.

void void
#

paper's version of bungeecord.

#

Do you know what bungeecord is or no

#

it's a proxy that links multiple mc servers together so that you can switch between them as if they were worlds

quasi hinge
#

ok, so is there a server framework that loads forge mods and plugins?

void void
#

sponge

#

but it's not bukkit, so you can't use bukkit/spigot/paper plugins on it

#

it's a whole different software and community

#

they have their own plugins

worn ember
#

i wish there was a server implementation that had the same seed and let you cross servers by just crossing the world border thonk would be a cool concept lol

void void
quasi hinge
#

well if it doesn't load bukkit plugins, then it isn't what i'm looking for.

void void
#

There is no other option for modded servers combined with plugins.

#

Sorry

quasi hinge
#

lame :/

worn ember
#

cauldron

void void
#

isn't that shit old

worn ember
#

yeah, and you arent?

void void
#

fuk u

#

There is no modern option for modded servers combined with plugins*

worn ember
#

yeah nope sponge is your best bet

#

and even that doesnt always work

void void
#

However some of the Paper devs are also Sponge devs, and actually there might be a Sponge plugin that allows Spigot plugins to be loaded. But it's not foolproof. Some plugins simply won't work on it.

#

There are a variety of Sponge plugins tho @quasi hinge

#

The thing that lets you load spigot plugins on sponge is called Pore, but it looks dead. So it's Sponge or nothin.

worn ember
#

most plugins have ports anyway

limber knotBOT
#

@:​du​ck​n'​t:​ don't really need a server implementation for that, that is already doable via a plugin

worn ember
#

not without the loading screen i think

#

like, no seamless transition

void void
#

yea it is, you just dont send the packet for the loading screen afaik

#

some big servers actually do that

#

or did

worn ember
#

then how does it load?

void void
#

it just switches you

worn ember
#

then why is it in vanilla if its pointless anyway

void void
#

idk m8

worn ember
#

frikin mojang

void void
#

bc it might lag or smth slightly while you switch servers, also what im saying is purely repeating what i've heard from others

#

i know it's possible, dont know specifics

worn ember
#

dont think my peanut brain can do it lol

#

cant even get a timer to cancel at 0 lul

broken wasp
#

is evga b-stock reliable?

worn ember
#

who

broken wasp
#

im gonna get a psu and maybe a gpu from evga and i found that

void void
#

well it says it right there, they're used and refurbished. You can probably expect what you'll get from that.

#

It will probably be ok, but it may not be at the same time

#

You get a 1 year warranty tho

merry talon
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) GitHub Arctic Code Vault - length 2m 28s - 22,728 likes, 324 dislikes (98.6%) - 406,702 views - GitHub on 2019.11.13

merry talon
#

but why

void void
#

old news now

#

cant wait for my shit code to be in the code vault

#

so future humans can read it and puke more than they've ever puked before in their lives

worn ember
#

puke over the vault

limber knotBOT
#

would be ironic that they store all them tapes there and not leave a document that describes how to read them lol

void void
#

they may do, it's not complete yet

woven otter
#

oh so client informed me about what is called "nullping" exploit or whatever
I guess there aren't any news on that?

void void
#

ducky ducky

#

read pm-s

elfin oar
ancient bolt
#

There's a theory that the GitHub cold code storage is to change the Google search results when searching for GitHub ice

#

It's silly but also not impossible considering it's a Microsoft company

void void
#

wait what

ancient bolt
#

Hasn't worked though

#

Just a silly theory that's fun to think about

void void
#

change search results when searching for "GitHub ice"?

#

what's the significance of "GitHub ice"

ancient bolt
#

I have no idea what their motivation is

#

Do the search and find out

void void
#

oh ICE, their ICE affiliation

#

hmmph...interesting theory...

limber knotBOT
#

hullo ppl how do I change this message that's returned by waterfall wen serbur down cuz javadocs 4 bungeecord succ Could not connect to a default or fallback server, please try again later: io.netty.channel.AbstractChannel$AnnotatedConnectException

iron leaf
granite salmon
#

You politely ask the bungeecord to change its message.

raven needle
#

:V

#

Quien quiere jugar Maincra?

void void
#

Solo inglés en este chat, gracias

#

This is MC server software, not an MC server.

woven otter
#

wow simple

void void
#

wat

woven otter
#

just you speaking foreign languages

void void
#

That was a very basic phrase

limber knotBOT
#

figured it out, can modify via pasting server.properties

#

err

#

messages.properties

void void
#

mucho interesante

limber knotBOT
#

bungee docs succ

void void
#

ye

limber knotBOT
#

I searched the string, found the file. Searched the file name and found an unmerged PR

void void
#

Sounds about right

#

Any reason they haven't merged? Or just md giving some bullshit reason

limber knotBOT
#

searched by issues and found

void void
#

Is there a PR tho

limber knotBOT
#

and no it's not in the wiki.

void void
#

It'd be nice if it just extracted it for you

limber knotBOT
#

I think it's already in

#

idk how md5 got it in

void void
#

so bungee ignored it but waterfall merged it

limber knotBOT
#

the file exists in bungeecord repo

void void
#

its just not extracted/exposed by the api

limber knotBOT
#

waterfall doesn't extract either but idk I don't use bungee just waterfall

void void
#

or it is, who knows.

#

o well

#

hows ur plogen goin

limber knotBOT
#

many hours were spent but I have very very very basic

#

idk how to make it like

void void
#

not noob?

limber knotBOT
#

wait longer before giving up or whatever

#

yes

#

am push changes now

void void
#

busywait obviously :^)

limber knotBOT
#

already pushed actually

#

ugh

#

this client handles pasting weirdly if I've highlighted a selection for whatever reason

#

idk if I'm supposed to be using LoginEvent

#

instead of PostLoginEvent

void void
#

u prob want ServerConnectEvent

#

u check it, see target server, check if target server is upperoni, if so ok. otherwise, cancel the event n send nice msg saying "am coldbooting teh serbur pls wait kthx"

limber knotBOT
#

hmm

#

any other way to extend the login process

#

or just 30 seconds to client sez i go on timeout

void void
#

erm, well, idk the client might time out but im sure you can extend it

#

by blocking

limber knotBOT
#

the start() already blocks afaik

#

until ofc the server is allocated

void void
#

hmmph

#

well

fallen oracle
#

It's probably a pretty simple fix.

void void
#

if the client times out ur screwed

limber knotBOT
#

but obviously loonix still needs to boot, then server itself

void void
#

idk if you can keepalive it

fallen oracle
#

I'll keep you alive

void void
#

That's pretty hot

vestal jasper
#

Nice

void void
#

im sobbing bc neelix left the show with 2 eps to go

#

WHAT THE FUCK, STAR TREK

fallen oracle
#

I'll make you stop crying

void void
#

shoving your dick down my throat wont do anything for my emotions right now daddy

shell vine
#

Try it anyway

fallen oracle
#

OKAY THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

#

I have less than 48 hours of NNN to go and he's trying to make me fail.

#

Nice try, Boomer.

void void
#

I failed NNN the very first minute it began.

#

I am inevitable.

shell vine
#

I think I lasted a few days not that anyone asked

void void
#

:rage:

vestal jasper
#

Ok

worn ember
#

:rage:

void void
#

no fuck you

worn ember
#

ok

void void
#

apparently canada is fining some comedian 35000 (42000 originally) for a joke about a disabled person? any canadians wanna clarify what the joke was exactly and why it's so serious

#

what constitutes free speech in your country and what isn't protected by it

#

Idk

#

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckityfucker last episode of Voyager

#

dont worry this isnt the last of me

#

im going to start the next series after this >:)

#
        getLogger().info("javadocs succ");
        if (event.isCancelled())
            event.setCancelReason("ok boomer");
#

11/9 code

#

ngl

shell vine
#

yea it was anticlimatic as anything if i remember

void void
#

would hire

#

more like

getLogger.info("javadocs succ");
if (event.isCancelled()) {
  getLogger.info("ok boomer");
  event.setCancelled(false);
}
fallen oracle
#

Ayyy

#

I fell asleep and now we're almost home.

void void
#

kek simple

stuck badger
#

would this word with waterfall?

void void
#

if it works on bungee it will work on waterfall

stuck badger
#

ok thanks

void void
#

same as paper <-> spigot

#

with very few exceptions, namely if the developer is a literal retard

stuck badger
#

thanks

void void
#

of course, if it's not coded for the version you're running then there's nothing we can do about that as it wouldn't work on bungee either in that case but i hope that would be common sense

stuck badger
#

yeah

void void
#

Many of the reviews indicate it doesn't work on > 1.9 so

#

That one seems good

#

Deep Space Nine

worn ember
#

Has anyone here have any published api's? I'm trying to deploy an api to maven central but i'm not sure how to do it

void void
#

i have before, but it's not really in active development

#

you have to deploy to a staging environment like sonatype oss or jfrog, then apply for it to be included into central

#

you can't deploy directly to central, not allowed for anyone

worn ember
#

I see

#

is github packages any good?

#

would it work the same way to include in a project?

void void
#

dat i hef no idea, have not used

#

gh packages are disaster imo

#

you need to set up auth token even for downloading shit

#

might as well continue using jitpack

worn ember
#

yeah i noticed that for towny when i was testing some stuff

void void
#

or poke your friend to host your shit

worn ember
#

i have a webserver and all

#

just no clue how to deploy

void void
#

use my software smh

#

.g mikroskeem depot

limber knotBOT
#

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worn ember
#

Go thonk

void void
#

the frik is that m8

#

nexus but without nexus and simply allowing deployment

#

:^)

#

does it have a web interface

#

miniature

worn ember
#

bleh this shit is so weird and there arent any good tutorials for it

void void
#

404 page not found

#

remove trailing slash

#

okey

#

@worn ember wats so hard u dumass

#

finding last working braincells LUL

worn ember
#

i just want to press a button and it has to work

void void
#

wat

#

wuts brian's server's ip

#

you gotta configure a little bit dumass

worn ember
#

but but but

void void
#

for bintray all you do is make a package and then add the auth creds to your maven config, and 7 lines to your pom.xml.

#

and then mvn deploy

#

wut's the damn ip

#

i have impact i'm gonna show my big ass nuker

#

central has requirements for all packages such as included javadocs and other random stuff but if you meet the reqs, they will deploy it to central for you with a button, literally

#

barty ur boring

#

after first central approval for a package you are free to deploy whenever you want

worn ember
#

im watching a tutorial lul

void void
#

that means ur weak

#

can't ban me if i ban u first

#

sec i'll find forceop

fallen oracle
#

If you get banned from this discord you automatically get banned on the server.

#

Greatest April fool's of all time. Anyone banned from this Discord can't login to a server that uses Paper.

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Screen Recording 2019 11 29 at 6 12 34 PM - length 1m - 0 views - Jacob Andersen on 2019.11.30

worn ember
#

whats jfrog tho

void void
#

they're one of a few options to get into central

worn ember
#

this tutorial is making me use sonatype

void void
#

or, you can let ppl download directly from bintray if being in central doesn't matter

fallen oracle
#

Mike, go ahead and lay the hammer down. It was voted upon.

void void
#

sonatype works too but it's less easy

#

they make you create a ticket manually

#

jfrog integrates it into the UI is ez

#

i don't have hammer permissions tho :c

worn ember
#

eh i'm no rush so thats fine ig

fallen oracle
#

Ahh shit that's right.

#

BILLY

void void
#

k fine

#

have fun with dat

fallen oracle
#

Guilds... Seriously? What are you, 5?

void void
#

why are you such a nerd barty

fallen oracle
#

No one uses that anymore.

void void
#

lol nerd

fallen oracle
#

I bet he fucking drinks water too.

#

Lil bitch.

void void
#

i havent had water since i was 2 years old.

#

what a pussy

fallen oracle
#

Good boy.

void void
#

4:20 here wow

fallen oracle
#

Aight. Delimia time. Do I shower and then trim my fingernails or vise versa? Cause if I do shower first, they will be softer and easier to trim 🤔

void void
#

🔥

#

i wish i had weed

#

i had some but i smoked it all in less than a week

#

im 2 poor

#

it helps me not want to die

#

wait i'll add one extra doubt emote @void void

#

there we go

#

wait i own more discord servers

#

im waiting for your lead

#

@void void

#

holy shit

#

8 more soldiers have reported

#

doubt army

woven otter
void void
#

fuck

stuck badger
#

id love to see a continuation

#

hol' up what language is it coded in

woven otter
#

this is funny

void void
#

wasn't it in C# ?

stuck badger
#

it was useful

#

i think so

woven otter
#

pterodactyl is more useful

fallen oracle
stuck badger
#

im gonna open it on vs

void void
#

wait what the fuck it's actually in visual basic

#

wait wat

#

oh v2 is in c#

#

it was in vb?

#

v1 was vb

#

lmao

#

v1

#

VB

fallen oracle
#

Mike can you change your name to Mike Hawk?

woven otter
#

Mike Hunt

stuck badger
#

sure its not hard to modernize

void void
#

tho why should one call me... Mike monkaS

#

Hello.

stuck badger
#

how do i extract an exe file hmm

void void
#

mfw

fallen oracle
#

Veggieness

void void
#

My name is better.

#

aight i'm gonna do dis

woven otter
#

u smell now tho

void void
#

Actually, this is my new pseudonym.

fallen oracle
#

ONE. OF. US.

void void
#

no u smell me

woven otter
#

u smell

void void
#

me

#

now

#

sniff

#

ducky

woven otter
#

yes you

#

you smell

fallen oracle
#

🐽🐽

void void
#

@fallen oracle

fallen oracle
#

LOL

woven otter
#

wow

void void
#

KEK wtf is that emote tho

woven otter
#

pig nose

void void
#

no this

icy apex
#

Wow amazing textures

void void
#

:)

icy apex
#

Can I download this?

void void
#

download wat

icy apex
#

Yes

#

Just use blockbench

stuck badger
#

how do you export an exe and edit it?

worn ember
#

Yes

stuck badger
#

how?

worn ember
#

idk maybe actually giving any context might help

stuck badger
#

i have this project that was discontinued in 2016 its an exe i want to know how i would like edit it
the og author said anyone was open to edit

#

bukkit gui

worn ember
#

uh no clue, isnt the source anywhere?

stuck badger
#

searching github

void void
#

that was kinda cool, guy who used to be my neighbor when i was really young just dropped by to see me

#

last time i saw him he was high on illicit drugs and a member of a gang and threatened to kill me and my mom

#

:D

stuck badger
#

oh nvm someone already did it up until 2018

wintry star
placid thicket
#

paper for 3DS version when?

#

what do you guys think of the shitshow that respawning in the nether will bring?

#

1.16 will bring nether respawning

#

sounds like it will be fun

#

especially for noobs... also we will have to reset our pretty nether hub ;-;

#

that info was given out at minecon

rigid citrus
void void
#

I knew voyager's ending was less than stellar but

#

Now that I've finished it proper

#

I'm pissed off

#

Because it's not less than stellar, it's a fucking disgrace

upper flicker
#

pretty sure thats what happens when you get told you have to wrap this shit up because you arent getting renewed

worn ember
#

sounds like the entire series to me

upper flicker
#

voyager was like that, some very very good, some very very bad, and a bad ending

void void
#

I would have liked AT LEAST a final episode to give some closure like how everyone ends up once back at Earth. Chakotay and Seven's wedding. Tom and B'Elanna raising their kid. Harry getting promoted (STILL AN ENSIGN WTF (OK HE WAS A CAPT IN THE ALT TIMELINE, WHICH MAY INDICATE HE GETS PROMOTED IN THE NEW TIMELINE BUT FUCK, SHOW ME)). Tuvok being healed.

#

But no. Let's just show you Earth from a distance and call it a fucking day, I guess.

#

After SEVEN FUCKING SEASONS

worn ember
#

ok boomer

void void
#

Whatever

fallen oracle
#

So is there an existing episode somewhere, you just don't have it, or what?

worn ember
#

ye

void void
#

@fallen oracle ?

fallen oracle
#

Are you bitching because it ended badly or because you're missing the last episode?

vestal jasper
#

Ok boomer

void void
#

@fallen oracle because it ended badly, there is no more episodes

#

they just left it at some bullshit

fallen oracle
#

Ahh okay

#

I was going to offer you episodes

void void
#

of voyager?

fallen oracle
#

Idk if you were missing any.

void void
#

nop

fallen oracle
#

Alrighty then I won't give you any

worn ember
#

200iq

void void
#

.kill Glare

limber knotBOT
#

grabs a Uzi and riddles Glare's body with bullets.

fallen oracle
#

Bro I was going to offer you an OD of episodes and you do me like this?

void void
#

gives Glare a hypospray

#

you'll be fine pussy

fallen oracle
#

OKAY ZOOMER

#

But ya

#

Was just going to be nice

void void
#

ok gib me the episodes

fallen oracle
#

No

#

You're a weak pussy

void void
#

Fuck you both u suk

worn ember
#

so they ask me to setup a TXT record but do i just put the ticket as the name or the content?

limber knotBOT
#

put the ticket name as the name of the record and also put it in the content area

worn ember
#

do i use the actual url or just the ticket name?

limber knotBOT
#

ticket name

#

the OSSRH-53481 should be the name to use

worn ember
#

ok

#

and same for content?

limber knotBOT
#

shouldn't need to put it in the content area but I recommend it just in case

worn ember
#

ok

#

i dont think i'll need that tbh

fallen oracle
#

@void void We still love you.

limber knotBOT
#

its for security issues related to your project

#

if you don't want it, then don't use it

worn ember
#

its just a plugin lib

#

so i doubt i'll need it

fallen oracle
#

Wtf

#

I didn't know that CTRL + SHIFT + ESC directly opens Task Manager.

#

Where has this shortcut been my entire life.

void void
#

huggles @fallen oracle

limber knotBOT
#

it was introduced since windows 8

cosmic raft
#

@spare venture @shell vine yeah, the peach is better than the grapefruit

#

you were right

unreal quarry
#

everyone loves peaches

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America - length 3m 12s - 56,127 likes, 2,730 dislikes (95.4%) - 9,136,485 views - telstratouchfone on 2006.10.22

unreal quarry
#

I don't even remember what grapefruit tastes like. I just remember trying it when I was about 6 years old and it was the worst thing I ever had

celest zenith
limber knotBOT
#

I love how the fire TV stick and Amazon has the CIA logo on screen

#

That's meta

merry talon
#

yeah grapefruit doesn't need to exist