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alpine herald
woven otter
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oh I see. I'm pretty sure this is the first time I have heard about soju.

cosmic raft
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:D

cosmic raft
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how dare you @spare venture

shell vine
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lul was gonna say the same thing grapefruits nasty

unborn seal
west galleon
peak dirge
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Today's CAPTCHA misery, brought to you by MSI

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5 times 5 or 5 plus 5

cosmic raft
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neither

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they want you to write 5x5

void void
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wat

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it says calculate it lol

upper flicker
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what was wrong with the other captchas

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I mean, sure you cant read half of them and have to just refresh until you get a sane one

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but still

void void
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^ this captcha feels like a regression

upper flicker
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at least you understand what they want you to do

void void
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5 x 5 in picture
answer says calculate 5 + 5

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it was really fucking clear

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idk how yall are confused

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5 x 5 in picture

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5 + 5 in answer

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that's the issue

cosmic raft
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the answer is 4928

void void
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if the picture said x * y = 25 calculate x + y then i'd be like great, nice

shadow cypress
cosmic raft
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the answer is 3827

shadow cypress
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is -Dpaper.disableChannelLimit=true only 1.13+?

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for paper

upper flicker
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It's 1.12.2+

shadow cypress
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even with that flag waterfall wont let this specific modpack connect

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and outputs the same error

upper flicker
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well what waterfall does or doesnt permit shouldnt be an issue in paper

shadow cypress
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is there a flag in waterfall that essentially is the same thing?

upper flicker
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no idea

shadow cypress
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is there docs on its api?

upper flicker
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you may try asking in #waterfall-help, posting the error, and seeing if someone gets back to you

void void
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X Y problem, probably

shadow cypress
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thanks for the help

worn ember
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XY chromosomes

void void
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great name incoming...

glass sedge
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Know one how I can let particle / armor stand move in a circle,

void void
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calculate the sin and cos of an angle in radians from 0 to 2PI. the results of sin and cos will be your Z and X coords (respectively) to place the particle or armorstand

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repeat the 0 to 2PI as necessary for further revolutions

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that would be a horizontal circle, for a vertical one sin and cos = Y and X coords

worn ember
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Nerd

void void
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you would also want to add the radius that way you can change the size of the circle otherwise i believe you'll get a unit circle which in MC graphics im not sure how small that would be but

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probably pretty small lol

jagged egret
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would it not just be a 2 block radius circle

void void
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why would it be 2 blocks

jagged egret
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i meant diameter not radius, my bad

brittle prawn
cedar spade
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rip #d

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press F to pay respects

vestal jasper
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It's time for a new era

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#e

cedar spade
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#f to pay respects

vestal jasper
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Or that

cedar spade
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f

heady spear
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1111*

void void
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wat?

heady spear
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it was a binary joke

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1111 in binary is f in hexadecimal, super funny.

void void
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im not talking abt urs

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i know that lol

heady spear
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oh lol

void void
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im talking about the # shit

heady spear
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LAUGH THEN

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the #d channel went poof

void void
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is that some rich joke im too poor to understand

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(for notables)

heady spear
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what no there was a channel yesterday named #d.

void void
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oh well im blind

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back to odyssey

heady spear
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how u liking it

void void
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i keep dying to these fucking bitches

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good ocean aspect, finally i have a ship again

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that was my fav part and ive been missing it since black flag

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although 3 had one but... it was not

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the same

heady spear
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The ship mechanics are surprisingly not super bad

void void
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ive missed commanding a ship and naval warfare

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sometimes i boot up black flag just for that

heady spear
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The ship upgrading stuff is pretty annoying tho

void void
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havent got there yet still trying to talk to my dad who tried to kill me

heady spear
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o

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oo

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neato

void void
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cant wait to slaughter him

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like the pig he is

vestal jasper
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why does google say smash ultimate costs $11,390 on walmart

heady spear
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He is indeed a pig

vestal jasper
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mfw

heady spear
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buy it

vestal jasper
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250 included

broken wasp
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can you setup some kind of irc proxy so messages dont go poof when you go offline?
ive never used irc before

vestal jasper
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hi yes I want 250 copies of smash ultimate thanks

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you could, yes

heady spear
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a bouncy bouncer

vestal jasper
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some irc servers might also do that for you

broken wasp
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cause im gonna go to sleep but i want to leave md5 a message

vestal jasper
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or at least keep track of the last N messages

heady spear
limber knotBOT
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waxen panther
broken wasp
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that emoji is cursed

waxen panther
vestal jasper
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I pressed the play button and regretted it within seconds

waxen panther
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i regretted it after seeing the thumbnail

heady spear
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oh homie r u broke oh no u don't deserve hoes

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it really speaks to me

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she's a true poet

vestal jasper
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city may I interest you in some metal

heady spear
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no thx

vestal jasper
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you suck

heady spear
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Ima go get poked with needles thx

vestal jasper
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have fun, you like getting poked by long things

heady spear
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yes especially needles

vestal jasper
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yes

heady spear
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poke me daddy

vestal jasper
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no

heady spear
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take my blood daddy

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test my calcium levels daddy

vestal jasper
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you disgust me

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you make leaf look like he's not retarded

heady spear
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mail me with the results and tell me if I have hypocalcemia daddy

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daddy plz tell me how well my parathyroids are functioning post-thyroidectomy

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plz daddy i beg u

void void
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every time i have a flirt option in odyssey i press it ferociously

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i think this bitch is getting tired of me

heady spear
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r u girl or boi

void void
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boi

waxen panther
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nah thats the best part of odyssey

heady spear
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y the girl has better voice acting

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  • u can have lesbian sex
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loads of lesbian sex

broken wasp
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remember, november

waxen panther
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ninety nn

heady spear
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girl on girl action is super hot, yum, I love girls

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girls are the best, boobs wow yes vaginas oh yes pls sir

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Anyway off to the doctors, have fun you nerds.

waxen panther
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uhh

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have fun

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i think?

void void
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city your gay is reaching uncontrollable levels

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quick, shove a cucumber in your ass

heady spear
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I will!

still bison
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so you have did sex?

vestal jasper
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city? no. he dreams

waxen panther
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lets not take that away from him

heady spear
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Oh no there’s a line at the doctors

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So I was supposed to go to the gym this morning but I overslept and woke up at 5am so now I’ll become a weak ass twink

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Please pray for me guys

void void
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city how the FUCK do i do a conquest battle

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these fuckers just kill me

heady spear
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Get strong, weaken their defenses, raid their leader homes, kill the leader, don’t be a noob, fight them to death

waxen panther
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just dont take damage duh

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easy

heady spear
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Although the actual battles are impossible and you’ll never win and your parents will disown you

void void
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yeah they're already completely weak, i mean fuck

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im going in and i get the 3 captains dead or whatever

heady spear
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It’s fine until those mini bosses decide to make it their personal mission to slaughter you

void void
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then i have to fight the fucker who's my level

broken wasp
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just stop blundering

heady spear
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Then chase you around for eternity

void void
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and just destroys me

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and i cant heal

waxen panther
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just win...

heady spear
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I shaved really poorly this morning lol

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I look like a crazy bum. I’ll put a bag over my head

limber knotBOT
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someone needs to tell me how I'm still handling the publication of the same book I translated 3 years after translating it

celest spire
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Where did #d go

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😶

heady spear
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Can u start translating my textbooks into English

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I’ll pay you in feet pics

limber knotBOT
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wow now that's a good offer

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can I get a teaser though

vestal jasper
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just a single toe

limber knotBOT
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you can tell a man's life by their toe

heady spear
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Ok so real talk. My professor told us you benchmark by measuring the nanoseconds it takes for a method to process. Once.

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That’s how you measure process throughput apparently

limber knotBOT
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lol measuring nanoseconds

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I do that shit in my head

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it's been 0 nanoseconds since you've last been dumb

heady spear
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You’re so cute when you’re mean

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Disrespect me, daddy.

limber knotBOT
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sorry you ran out of credits

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you'll have to pay me another $100 to continue

heady spear
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I’ll dm Vic and get disrespected for free

limber knotBOT
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yeah but they're no professional

heady spear
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No but they’re cuter than you

limber knotBOT
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how dare you

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637 junk emails from twitter

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christ

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I hate that platform

wide chasm
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How did you manage to do that? They never send me e-mails.

limber knotBOT
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that's because I'm popular and yet don't use the platform

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you're unpopular and they'd rather see the back of you

wide chasm
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Twitter is indeed pretty stupid; no one sane would want you on their platform

vestal jasper
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city you're too disgusting for me to be mean to I'm sorry

heady spear
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Fucking love me dude

vestal jasper
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ew

limber knotBOT
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that's p gay

heady spear
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Or I’ll show everyone the receipt of you donating to me twice

vestal jasper
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do it

limber knotBOT
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oh yeah blackmail

vestal jasper
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didn't I donate half to iron and half to you

limber knotBOT
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that's hot

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vicarious how come you've never donated to me

vestal jasper
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or was I retarded enough to give you money a second time

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who are you?

limber knotBOT
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oh man I love it when they play hard to get

vestal jasper
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:)

heady spear
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You donated to me twice and iron once

vestal jasper
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nice

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I'm retarded I guess

heady spear
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Indeed

limber knotBOT
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what else is new

vestal jasper
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city want a fun project to keep your mind off of squared plots that are usually rectangles instead

heady spear
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Wat

vestal jasper
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too bad

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go back to your plots

heady spear
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We’re drafting an update already so no need

vestal jasper
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thanks I hate it

heady spear
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Sad

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I forgot anyone asked for ur opinion tho

vestal jasper
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no but you did ask for me to be mean

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so

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pretty much the same thing

limber knotBOT
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boys, boys, calm down

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you can both be dumb

heady spear
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Yes so much of my well-being is dependent on your approval of my plugin

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Thanks for realizing that

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Hello respond wtf I’m bored

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How is your shitty region thing going

limber knotBOT
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look at how thirsty weeb is for approval

heady spear
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I have no friends

limber knotBOT
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thirst intensifies

vestal jasper
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working on something different lately

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Sponge port of a plugin I use on bukkit

heady spear
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Oh cool ur doing gr8 🍭

amber tinsel
limber knotBOT
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god damn I'm still getting 1.8 compatibility requests

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I got one just now

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people need to cut this shit out

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based on their grammar I doubt this kid was even alive when 1.8 first came out

wide chasm
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But 1.8 good; 1.14 bad

quasi valley
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se pevepe!

waxen panther
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1.8 :x

woven otter
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the older the better

void void
limber knotBOT
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ur mom is good and u r bad

tepid turret
woven otter
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ur bad

solar meteor
woven otter
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.optimize

limber knotBOT
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optimize my life daddy

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man one more week and I'm taking a short holiday

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I'm getting white hair way too quickly

void void
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hopefully that means youll die soon

limber knotBOT
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oh no

heady spear
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wtf saying daddy is so creepy

void void
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call me daddy city

heady spear
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why do you oversexualize stuff like this

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perverts.

void void
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CALL ME DADDY, CITY

heady spear
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Stop it, this is weird and probably harassment.

void void
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i have the cucumbers

heady spear
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Okay?

void void
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call me daddy

heady spear
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Why are you fabricating messages?

limber knotBOT
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hug me daddy and call me ur loverboi

void void
heady spear
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Same question as above

void void
heady spear
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That was me quoting you

limber knotBOT
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let's move to alabama where our love can be accepted and understood

void void
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i play a boy, and im proud to say i slept with that pixelated woman

heady spear
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Because you're a pervert and I wanted to highlight how perverted you are.

void void
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and now shes my ship's lieuteant

limber knotBOT
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that's pretty gay simple

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does she at least have a feminine dick

heady spear
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Ofc you'd support sexual slavery

void void
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she liked it

heady spear
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go check your privilege you pervert

limber knotBOT
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simple what a shitlord

void void
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i only asked if she wanted to join my crew

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and she said yes daddy

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also my armor in the game is literally me wearing underwear and my body is oiled up

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somehow more armor rating than full steel plating

heady spear
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Ofc you'd be into those porn simulator

limber knotBOT
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I mean that's how I go about my day as well

heady spear
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do you ever think about anything other than sex?

void void
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absolutely not that's obscene city

left swift
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Wtf is happening

limber knotBOT
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are you telling me you people don't even oil up before leaving your houses in your chainmail thongs?

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bunch of uncivilized swine

heady spear
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I can't be in this environment. Your toxic masculinity is suffocating.

void void
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of course i do ^-^

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i see you are a man of culture

limber knotBOT
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moooooods please remove simple he's being toxic

heady spear
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kashike help

limber knotBOT
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where's my safe space?

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I was told this would be a safe space

tardy bone
left swift
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It's safe there go quick

limber knotBOT
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hm I wonder if anyone's ever illustrated chainmail stockings

severe finch
limber knotBOT
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aw hell yes someone did make some

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are you feeling battle ready?

void void
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illustrated

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chainmail panties too apparently

limber knotBOT
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hell yeah

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also found some chainmail garterbelts

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gotta get that +2 armor for your hardcore bdsm sessions amirite

void void
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my new ship's lieutenant needs a pair of those

heady spear
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You are disgusting, simple.

limber knotBOT
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wow sexist much

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methinks you should wear them

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lmao imagine

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you pass by some woman on the street

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you hear chainmail

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she's not wearing any chainmail

void void
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clink clank clank clank

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clink

limber knotBOT
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das rite chainmail underwear

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that would be thoroughly surreal

void void
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so surreal youd have to make her your new lieutenant

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immediately

limber knotBOT
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women do not exist to be your collectibles simple

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because they exist to be my collectibles so fuck off

void void
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ubisoft might have smth to say about that

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i paid my fee

limber knotBOT
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ubisoft?

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which game are you playing

void void
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ac odyssey lol

atomic thistle
limber knotBOT
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huh

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I thought for sure you were talking about some degenerate weeb shit

void void
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you get to flirt and eventually fuck and then have the option to make your new fuckbuddy your warrior lieutenant

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its great

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best game 2018

limber knotBOT
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I would rather stare at a wall for two hours than give ubisoft a cent of my money

heady spear
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Completely ignoring the part of the story where her dad was almost assassinated by the leader of the city state

void void
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yeah but i killed that fucker from my horse

wide chasm
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Ubisoft isn't that bad, right?

limber knotBOT
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if it's not that bad it's because it's actually worse

heady spear
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just like u

void void
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well its 6am and i successfully refucked my sleep schedule

heady spear
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when I first saw your name I thought "o dis bad" but now that I've seen your face I realised it's that much worse

void void
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good night

limber knotBOT
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good jab simple

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yeah weeb you shouldn't have a crush this hard on me

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I'll break your heart

void void
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city has so many cucumbers shoved up his anus at the moment, it's impossible for him not to have a crush on this entire chat

heady spear
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If I cared enough to visit your third world country I'd break u

void void
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blood is physically being redirected from his colon to his cheeks

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ok g oodnight

limber knotBOT
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sweet dreams

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of me

void void
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hell no motherfucker

heady spear
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nightmares*

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if he dreamt about u it'd be a nightmare

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learn english u dumbo

limber knotBOT
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sweet dreams are made of this

heady spear
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of... ur msg? weird lol ok u nuts bro

limber knotBOT
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pls you know exactly what I'm talking about

heady spear
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no

hidden creek
woven otter
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call me daddy city

slate flume
heady spear
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stop

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/stop

woven otter
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will you punish me for that daddy

heady spear
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CTRL+C

woven otter
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you can't stop me city

heady spear
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pkill "🦆"

woven otter
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or were you trying to copy that to print it out

heady spear
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sudo shutdown -h now

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DELETE FROM `world` WHERE `nickname` = '🦆';

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no one saw that

woven otter
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I SAW EVERYTHING

heady spear
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ducks don't have eyes

woven otter
waxen panther
worn ember
heady spear
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I am thinking of leaving the Minecraft community to pursue better things

fallen jungle
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Hytale is not out yet

heady spear
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I want to focus on habbo retro emulation. It it far more intellectually stimulating.

limber knotBOT
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oh.... oops I fucked up

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just noticed my camera went to africa but the mem stick stayed here

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how the hell did I even do that

quasi valley
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habbo monkaS

woven otter
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it's okay everyone will remember you for PlotSquared anyways

quasi valley
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it's okay noone will actually remember him

woven otter
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yeah that's actually more accurate

limber knotBOT
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why not focus on trash simulator 2020

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seems right up your alley

heady spear
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You're all super mean people and I hate you

quasi valley
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insert evil laughter

eager acorn
worn ember
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better take that abomination of a plugin named fast async world edit with you

jagged egret
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there's a freaking diagonal wind tunnel for learning to skydive in a wingsuit

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i wish i had money to do that lol

heady spear
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Why would I take FAWE with me?

gray belfry
jagged egret
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run wowjudo

worn ember
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@heady spear cuz yes

pulsar wigeon
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as opposed to?

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using a relational database for non-relational data?

heady spear
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Yes, if the session belongs to a user then that'd be appropriate.

stone silo
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I generally don't like FK

limber knotBOT
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I never used FKs

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Just saw no real advantage

worn ember
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why not?

golden gust
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theoretically, you should always use FKs

worn ember
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^^

golden gust
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practically, on the other hand....

worn ember
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i have no issue using them tbh

golden gust
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Basically, they help for database integrity

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The real pitfalls are basically covered in that gh comment

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Theoretically, they're great; practically, they have their own hurdles

robust valve
heady spear
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fucking highlighter decided to explode and ruin everything though

limber knotBOT
autumn thunder
cosmic raft
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mine sucks

quasi valley
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yeah I feel disgusted by my own writing too

cosmic raft
quasi valley
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Thonk that doesn't look too bad

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and it's much worse on actual paper

worn ember
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mines worse

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actually no

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yours worse

quasi valley
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I‘m glad that the only things I have to write down without google docs or similar is math/logic related, so I mostly have to just write down symbols aaaa_helpme

heady spear
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your ∈ looks like epsilons .-.

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ϵ .-.

limber knotBOT
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slut

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hϵntai

woven otter
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is everyone showing off their handwritings?

limber knotBOT
quasi valley
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duck is a dick

empty escarp
stone silo
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holy hell, modded minecraft is a monstrosity

heady spear
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guys awesome plotsquared update that we didn't bother testing properly so can ppl please install it on their servers and tell us if it deletes your worlds or something

wide chasm
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It does, please fix

quasi valley
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it deleted my internet

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pliz fiks

heady spear
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that one is not a bug

quasi valley
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:(

golden gust
wide chasm
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It de-downloaded my dedicated WAM, please return it to me.

golden gust
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That's probably the neatest I recall ever writing

limber knotBOT
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correct i have a giant penis

golden gust
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He is 99% dick

quasi valley
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that's...

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gay

heady spear
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ngl having a penis is pretty gay

quasi valley
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^

heady spear
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why wouldn't you just have a vagina?

golden gust
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I mean, fwiw, the remaining 1% is pure unadulterated cunt

heady spear
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omg sexy

limber knotBOT
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still got 99% more dick than you

heady spear
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I came twice reading that 😍 pandaHugg

limber knotBOT
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humps electroniccat

woven otter
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wow that went well

quasi valley
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that is almost a good picture

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almost

woven otter
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almost

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I almost agree with you

quasi valley
woven otter
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:kennytvonahook:

quasi valley
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yes

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I need to make that too

woven otter
quasi valley
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you even made the t and v upside down

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clever

woven otter
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yes

heady spear
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Stop forging my messages

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The context is all wrong. This isn’t funny. I am going to sue you.

wind turret
stray ledge
heady spear
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Bruh

woven otter
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no city

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im going to sue you

heady spear
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Not if I sue you first

woven otter
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not if I sue you first

wind turret
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;)

heady spear
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Then I’ll make a counter suit

woven otter
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I'll make a counter counter suit

heady spear
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I’ll sue back everything you get from the first suit

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You won’t be able to afford the last suit

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Because you’re poor

woven otter
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i'll use your money

heady spear
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But I’ve already gotten it back from my lawsuit

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  • all your money
woven otter
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I'll sue you using your money to get all of your money

heady spear
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But I have secret money in my mattress

quasi valley
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now it's not secret anymore

heady spear
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I’ll sue my money back using that money

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I’ll use my money to buy more mattresses so you don’t know which one my secret money is in

quasi valley
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oh no

heady spear
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Checkmate thieves

quasi valley
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I'll go into the mattress business

woven otter
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well you're assuming that noone knows about that money

heady spear
#

What money?

woven otter
#

all of it

heady spear
#

I’ve no idea what you’re talking about

woven otter
#

all of ur money is tracked

limber knotBOT
#

ok someone needs to explain to me why this italian guy only contacts me when it's not office hours

#

4 pm on a saturday, 8 pm on monday...

#

I'm like "oh cool I'm done for the day" and then suddenly "SYKE BITCH HERE'S EVERYTHING I NEED FOR RIGHT NOW"

#

I think he's getting desperate

static mist
woven otter
#

magma is it your office hours right now?

warped spear
#

has anyone tried to plugin paper into a C++/Rust intrinsics method

#

i know its technically possible to speed up jvm via avx

#

wonder if anyone has bothered to try it with paper

limber knotBOT
#

no duck it isn't

#

it's 9:30 pm and I think it's either +1 or +2 in italy

#

still getting messages

#

starting to wonder if this guy isn't in italy right now

#

Portugal doesn't have the same time zone as spain?

#

of course not

#

why would we share our precious timezone with those filthy spaniards

#

Cause it would be sane

#

Now you share it with Brits?

#

you know we're on the same longitude as the brits right

#

I would say that's worse

#

or is it latitude?

#

You are on the same lat as parts of Spain too tho ;)

#

I actually was in that part of Spain before so I know that for a fact

#

only the parts that don't want to be a part of spain

#

because they understand that portugal is superior

#

Made sure to not cross the border tho

#

Isn't Catalonia on the other side of Spain? Lol

#

yeah god forbid you cross the open border

#

I just don't want to touch your dirty soil

#

at least it wasn't dusty like spain and the dicks of its inhabitants

#

because the whole thing is pretty much a desert

void void
limber knotBOT
#

The Atlantic coast was cool

#

I mean, it's been some time

#

My car is actually from Spain

silver phoenix
#

Anybody have a tip on a factions plugin for 1.14? Spigot search is failing me; they all look broken or unmaintained

limber knotBOT
#

Welcome to the faction community

silver phoenix
#

Haha yeah; I've been here since 2010 I think but it's rough to keep going

#

My friends are going to strangle me if I don't update at some point though

limber knotBOT
#

Make them learn programming 😂

silver phoenix
#

I know, I need to learn myself TBH

limber knotBOT
#

It's an extremely valuable tool

silver phoenix
#

one of them is a dev who knows javascript!

#

But he's too busy so I took over

limber knotBOT
#

Not just for the community, but for your real life career

silver phoenix
#

I'm a doctor, so the day we're programming people is a pretty scary day tbh

#

I'll be in the back alley helping you jailbreak your brain, don't worry 😛

limber knotBOT
#

Can't wait to play cyberpunk 😂

silver phoenix
#

But like...anyone have one that basically works?

limber knotBOT
#

I wouldn't know, I don't use off the shelve plugins

#

Maybe somebody else does tho

silver phoenix
#

wow, someone is legit

#

One day 🙂

#

Gotta figure out how to stop breaking my vlan segregation first 😛 Then whatever I need to learn to maintain these darn plugins

#

We're a bunch of college friends with a goal of keeping our server from 2010 alive until our kids can play on it. The oldest is 5 so we're getting there!

#

Thanks for the time, though

limber knotBOT
#

Damm u old

#

😂

silver phoenix
#

it's true 👴

limber knotBOT
#

Worst thing is, ppl call me old now

#

And am just 22!

#

Can we just stop aging pls?

#

Like, 22 seems like a good age

#

25 is better

quasi valley
#

Breaking news: A 22 year male from Germany felt like not aging anymore, and is now the first person to not have the burden of age

#

So sad that Newton invented gravity, before him everyone could fly :(

limber knotBOT
#

man remember a time before death was invented

#

Or before Portugal was discovered

#

death is a social construct

#

Imagine how happy ppl were before they.met magma

quasi valley
#

That must have been some nice times

limber knotBOT
#

suicidal

#

Afterwards, ye

#

nah

#

governments across the world are putting up posters of my beard to combat climbing suicide rates

#

people start finding hope again after seeing the face of god

quasi valley
#

It’s still fake

limber knotBOT
#

Cause they see, if that ugly can doesn't feel like ending himself, I don't need to either

#

imagine having a beard so fine people accuse you of faking it

quasi valley
#

I bet you paint a fresh beard of every morning

#

on

limber knotBOT
#

I hate my beard, way too much work

#

next people will be saying that I must be a hologram because I'm just too perfect

quasi valley
#

Right 😂

limber knotBOT
#

Have you ever seen a perfect hologram without all the stupid glitch effects? 😂

#

people who deny my perfection are irrational to start with

silver phoenix
#

y'all are pretty impressive for bots, I'll at least say that

limber knotBOT
#

wow assuming all bots are retarded, what a bigot

sturdy fulcrum
#

😂😂

#

Some bots have half a human brain

limber knotBOT
#

that's 50% more than most humans

sturdy fulcrum
#

Humans have 100% brains but that doesn’t mean they use it

limber knotBOT
#

except for the lobotomites

abstract fox
finite wave
#

@sturdy fulcrum Scuse me

#

I’m not 100% brains, i’ve got lungs and shiz too

proud lance
#

remove lungs

#

get more brains

#

multithread your body

finite wave
#

Oh shit

#

I’ve got more brain to body ratio if i have less body

woven otter
#

.g average weight of human brain

limber knotBOT
finite wave
#

Meh

woven otter
#

yes

foggy sundial
finite wave
#

.g average iq of ducks

limber knotBOT
finite wave
#

Huh

woven otter
#

get rekt

limber knotBOT
#

well you've convinced me

#

I thought ducks had 0 intelligence and it turns out they have 1000x more than what I had previously estimated

cosmic raft
#

sigh

#

stuck at work waiting for someone else to get back

limber knotBOT
#

don't take that

#

you're a strong independent kashike

#

you don't need no someone to live your life

#

storm out of the building

#

set it on fire on your way out

cosmic raft
#

you say that, but

limber knotBOT
#

is there a part 2 to that statement?

#

do I have to subscribe to a newsletter?

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

A5 huh

woven otter
#

magma u suck

#

u are mean

limber knotBOT
#

that's the fifth reason someone thought of

#

A1 - wasn't there

#

A2 - was there but dead so couldn't sign for it

#

A3 - God told me not to do it

#

A4 - the sun told me not to do it

#

A5 - I burnt down the building because I didn't feel like delivering it

#

and for those who don't get my references

#

.g kickstarter cancelled because the sun told the author not to do it

#

I hate it when the sun tells me not to do things

#

really puts a cloud over my plans

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

ok kashike I'ma need a full list of reasons here

#

do you have one for aliens?

woven otter
#

do you have one for encountering magma

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

what

#

what's an authorized animal?

#

duck?

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

well then

cosmic raft
#

:))

limber knotBOT
#

is there one for the package deliverer dying in transit

potent warren
#

Is yote the past tense of yeet?

kindred sparrow
cosmic raft
#

what the actual fuck

#

the PS5 looks idiotic

peak dirge
#

Make the PS5 wider, and it looks like something you'd sit down on to take a shit

#

Then again, as someone who is upgrading from "Mac heathen" to "PC master race" status...

inland idol
lean hatch
toxic ember
#

Does anyone here know regex

woven otter
#

just ask

toxic ember
#

I have a chat control issue where it is supposed to block domains but is only removing the dots instaead

#

instead

#

this is my file

#

Domain/URL filter.

You can add new domains by inserting '|your_domain' after '|io' (e.g. '|io|pl' for also blocking '.pl' domains)

match [a-zA-Z0-9-.]+\s?(.|dot|(dot)|-|;|:|,)\s?(com|org|net|cz|co|uk|sk|biz|mobi|xxx|eu|me|io)\b

If you want to whitelist your server, it is only necessary to add it once in format:

website.domain (example: procraft.com)

To add more domains simply add them after the last one and divide by |

id 2
before replace dot|[|]|{|}|(|) with .
before strip [([])]
handle as advertisement

tawdry coyote
#

ok so i'm trying to extend my partition of a drive in a ubantu (well elementary os) virtual machine (virtualbox), but for some reason even though I have extended the size in virtual box, when I try to extend the partition in the guest os, it just shows my total drive space as having a max of 10 gb. any ideas for why

limber knotBOT
#

when i do block.setType(Material.NOTE_BLOCK) on a jukebox block i get this in the console: [03:32:25 ERROR]: Block at -266, 65, -244 is Block{minecraft:note_block} but has net.minecraft.server.v1_14_R1.TileEntityJukeBox@12758db3. Bukkit will attempt to fix this, but there may be additional damage that we cannot recover.

void void
#

Got my surround set back up

shell vine
#

i got da milky way

worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes. Brad Upton - length 39m 4s - 26,462 likes, 1,830 dislikes (93.5%) - 515,208 views - Dry Bar Comedy on 2019.10.31

#

does paper 226 has any performance improvements?

toxic ember
#

I fucking hate chat control so much sometimes

tame pendant
#

You know how android does that annoying thing where the album cover of the music becomes the background? Anyone know how I can make that not happen with Spotify?

#

From my googling I need a lock screen app. Any good suggestions?

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Terry Kelly - A Pittance of Time (Official Version) - length 5m 8s - 19,452 likes, 335 dislikes (98.3%) - 2,642,172 views - Terry Kelly on 2008.02.11

shell vine
#

its a holiday?

cosmic raft
#

@shell vine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day

Remembrance Day

Remembrance Day (sometimes known informally as Poppy Day owing to the tradition of the remembrance poppy) is a memorial day observed in Commonwealth member states since the end of the First World War to remember the members of their armed forces who have died in the line of d...

shell vine
#

ah

cosmic raft
waxen panther
#

wholesome

merry talon
#

who the hell calls it poppy day

void void
limber knotBOT
#

can someone please explain paper 226 in laymans?

vestal jasper
#

race condition

#

which was fixed

limber knotBOT
#

are you calling me a racist?

#

my race condition is okay

vestal jasper
#

ok

gritty laurel
limber knotBOT
#

paper 226?

#

wat

vestal jasper
#

build 266

#

[10c29e7] Fix racey NextTickListEntry creation. (#2683)

proud lance
#

My race condition is ok

#

Lmfao

subtle imp
balmy ember
remote apex
limber knotBOT
#

hm important question

#

who's the most basic bitch in this channel

#

I germany we have a nice saying

#

"always the one who asks"

#

that's why you lost the war, twice

#

At least ppl though we were worth fighting with ;)

#

portugal didn't

#

we didn't even bother the second time around

#

And I mean, look at it from this point, we started two world wars and we almost won them both!

#

remember that time when germany occupied more than 50% of the earth's surface?

#

me neither

errant echo
#

GoodMorning/Afternoon RARTS

woven otter
#

ofc you are the most basic bitch magma

limber knotBOT
#

nah momma didn't raise no bitch if you catch my drift

#

I think we need to establish some common features of basic bitches

#

feature #1 is that they use apple products

#

feature #2 is that they don't have a glorious beard

woven otter
#

nice try

limber knotBOT
#

hm I think a basic bitch would use a laptop instead of a glorious masterrace desktop

#

I think I may be describing electroniccat here

vestal jasper
#

"basic bitch" pretty much sums up @heady spear

limber knotBOT
#

what's the worst gift I could give to my pregnant sister

#

I've been debating this with myself for weeks

#

my sister already beat me to the awful punch by getting the whole family to suggest names for the kid and good god did we offer up some of the worst names ever

#

archimedes and marx made the cut for that list

quasi valley
#

be kind and gift her a kind bee

limber knotBOT
#

hm

#

what's the loudest most obnoxious toy a kid can own

#

is there like a way to get a bass boosted tickle me elmo?

#

preferably a bass boosted nightcore version which incidentally plays midi songs at random

#

is it possible to buy a caffeine-laced pacifier ?

quasi valley
#

just steal her kid once born and gift it to her, that's kind of like an annoying elmo that goes off randomly at night

limber knotBOT
#

oh shit

#

offer her another kid

#

so the first kid won't feel lonely

#

that's brilliant

quasi valley
#

😂

limber knotBOT
#

maybe a pet boa constrictor or python

#

as a toy for the kid

still bison
#

guys

#

stay here?

quasi valley
#

I don't think anyone stays on this Discord voluntarily

limber knotBOT
#

yeah I'm getting paid $10 per post

#

and even then I barely post

quasi valley
#

I'm held hostage somewhere

worn ember
#

You guys are getting paid?

limber knotBOT
#

you aren't?

quasi valley
#

yeah smh even I get to see my family for every 100 messages here

limber knotBOT
#

wow I didn't know you were into incest kenny

quasi valley
limber knotBOT
#

lol 150%

#

what is this, amateur hour?

#

300% is the only way to go

quasi valley
#

around 180/90 is where I won't be able to follow up anymore, I'm just a mortal you know 😂

limber knotBOT
#

plebs

#

I'm surrounded by plebs

#

disgusting

#

I listen to nightcore faster than that

quasi valley
#

take off your furcoat and tell me that face to face

#

you.. you fakebeard

limber knotBOT
#

(^-^) Nightcore - Rockefeller Street - length 2m 28s - 696,136 likes, 14,744 dislikes (97.9%) - 43,611,264 views - TheNightcoreWitcher on 2011.09.26

quasi valley
#

oh no

limber knotBOT
#

it's not a furcoat, pleb

#

it's my beard

quasi valley
#

I don't even want to ask any more questions

limber knotBOT
#

glad to see you're finally understanding your position in society

final hornet
quasi valley
woven otter
#

I heard someone is paying for talking in this discord

#

I would like to get my share

limber knotBOT
#

I think you should have to pay to speak here

quasi valley
#

we're getting paid with cooked duck

#

not sure if you want a piece of that too

woven otter
#

Magma you should pay me for speaking

quasi valley
#

magma should just pay all of us because

woven otter
#

Kenny I thought you would be cooked

limber knotBOT
#

please I should be the highest paid speaker in here

woven otter
limber knotBOT
#

s/paid/paying

#

Correction, <^-^> please I should be the highest paying speaker in here

woven otter
#

I agree with that upside down guy

quasi valley
#

enough irc for this month, time to get away from those stinky bots

limber knotBOT
#

lol as if you could detox for that long

#

you can't resist my siren song

woven otter
#

can't resist to not listen your siren song

worn ember
woven otter
#

WAT how do I perform now

worn ember
#

yes

#

now we gotta use github issues to ask the same question 5x

limber knotBOT
#

ur productivity vs the productivity of the guy she said you didn't have to worry about

worn ember
#

stackn't

woven otter
#

that's worrying

worn ember
#

5 days have gone by and i still havent been able to fix my ACF shit

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

time to delete

#

Everyone: it should work
Yeah except it doesnt 🙂

#

i have a tendency to break shit that shouldnt break

woven otter
#

when you can't solve by asking you should probably dig into the source

worn ember
#

you think i understand any of that?

#

not like its gonna magically fix itself by looking at the source /s

woven otter
#

well not anymore

limber knotBOT
#

that's because it's going to magically fix itself by NOT looking at the source

#

if you open the file the magic smoke will escape and it'll stop working

worn ember
#

makes sense

limber knotBOT
#

of course it does, I said it

magic knot
#

can someone explain me how you guys are chatting with "bot" behind your name

#

i'm confused

woven otter
#

it's highly intelligent AI

#

except for \^-^

magic knot
#

ok i'm even more confused now

#

lol

worn ember
#

its an IRC bridge

woven otter
#

wow you always do this to me dark

worn ember
#

you dont deserve to live

magic knot
#

Ok thanks

#

lol

woven otter
#

no u

worn ember
#

yes

woven otter
#

ha

limber knotBOT
#

yeah I'm an IRC bot

#

and yet I still rake in more gfs than you

#

swiggity swooty I'm coming for that qt3.14

woven otter
#

well let's talk about ur mum

worn ember
woven otter
#

you should've seen Configurate documentation

worn ember
#

its all fun and games until its undocumented

woven otter
#

The best way to learn about how to use configurate is to look at tests or other projects using it

limber knotBOT
#

configurate?

woven otter
limber knotBOT
#

sponge

woven otter
#

it's not bound to sponge tho

limber knotBOT
#

what's wrong with configuration anyway

worn ember
#

yeah, sponge is Optional

limber knotBOT
#

just like your existence

worn ember
#

no no, thats required

woven otter
#

what's wrong with u magma

#

what configuration are you talking about

worn ember
#

watch me play minecraft

#

who even makes make this shit

woven otter
#

have you tried /warp sex

worn ember
#

havent played on that server for years

limber knotBOT
#

the spigot one duck

#

also that seems extremely hot

woven otter
#

it sucks

limber knotBOT
#

log in and take screenshots pls

#

it's okay

woven otter
limber knotBOT
#

really the largest weakness it has is not allowing comments

woven otter
#

that's a limitation of YAML afaik

limber knotBOT
#

no?

#

you can have YAML comments

#

I think

worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

is it just me or is it getting steamy in here

woven otter
#

or I think it's limitation of SnakeYAML it's one of those

limber knotBOT
#

it sort of stinks that you can't do it tbh

#

I've played around with the idea of just making my own creator and interpreter over that one issue

woven otter
#

yeah it sucks

limber knotBOT
#

or at least write some code to make it possible

woven otter
#

I mean configurate doesn't support yaml comments either

limber knotBOT
#

but meh I already created my own configurationengine class atop the spigot configuration system so I don't feel like delving into that one right now

#

I should make that into its own api at some point

woven otter
#

add it to paper

limber knotBOT
#

it's under 100 lines long you can recreate it yourselves lol

woven otter
#

but what if I don't want to

mighty echo
#

Hey guys, I'm running a 1.14 server and have the issue that when a large amount of players join at the same time (40 players being moved to the server via bungee), the server can't handle them all at once and it takes around 5 seconds to process all logins, which is waaaay to long.

limber knotBOT
mighty echo
#

After some profiling, we've found out that most of the time is spent in MC's Chunk Manager, which was changed in 1.14, precisely the time is spent building Chunk Packets that are sent to the players.

#

Is there any Paper Magic that can help make this faster?

limber knotBOT
#

YAML supports comments but no YAML parser I know of can roundtrip a YAML document

#

They don't give you the AST, they give you the parsed result which doesn't include whitespace or comments

worn ember
#

man ur name is a pain to type

limber knotBOT
#

oh my when did you sneak into my bedroom duckn't

#

those are my bedroom eyes

worn ember
#

😉

woven otter
#

what a beard

worn ember
#

wow 849kb plugin sorry but thats too big

#

not downloading

limber knotBOT
#

that's what she said

woven otter
#

only 849kb?

worn ember
#

you wish thats what she said

limber knotBOT
lone frost
limber knotBOT
#

you can practically taste the sleep deprivation under my eyes

worn ember
#

yikes

woven otter
#

@upper flicker there's something wrong with your avatar

upper flicker
#

All the kids are wearing them this way

woven otter
#

I don't think they are supposed to hang on foreheads

limber knotBOT
#

what if your entire skull is a forehead

worn ember
#

has anyone here used ACF with 1.14? I cant for the love of god get it to autocomplete lol

#

sounds fun

woven otter
#

guys can we have a heated discussion about something ridiculous

limber knotBOT
#

traps aren't gayt

#

gay*

woven otter
#

no I meant something related to programming

#

you didn't catch my drift

quasi valley
#

cb > spigot > paper

woven otter
#

no I meant something like: "Exceptions are slow and should be used only rarely or in exceptional events"

quasi valley
#

tho there might actually be reasonable overhead in very hot spots hyperthink

pulsar wigeon
#

that's not something ridiculous though

woven otter
#

ur ridiculous

quasi valley
#

how about JAVA IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN C OMG IT'S SO USELESS

pulsar wigeon
#

if you're using exceptions for flow control, you should at least be skipping fillInStackTrace

quasi valley
#

IF MC WERE WRITTEN IN C IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER

woven otter
#

what's that wiz

pulsar wigeon
#

they do

#

in lua 🙃

#

and visual basic

#

and matlab

#

any i'm missing

#

prob lots

quasi valley
#

matlab is hyperthink

woven otter
#

tanks

#

I like how wiz is avoiding to ping someone it's as if he's trying to tell something

potent warren
#

I like how wiz is avoiding to ping someone it's as if he's trying to tell something
they're IRC users..

pulsar wigeon
#

that looks gross

woven otter
#

^

potent warren
#

how the F is that neat?

pulsar wigeon
#

great graph more like GROSS GRAPH

#

gotem

woven otter
#

ur bad

pulsar wigeon
#

barty more like SCHMARTY

potent warren
#

wrote some bad equations
pleb

pulsar wigeon
#

gotem

woven otter
#

thanks wiz I might actually override that method now

potent warren
#

still sad

#

bad graphs

#

Go use excel and you'll be better off /s

#

wat

woven otter
#

no

quasi valley
#

yes

woven otter
#

no u

quasi valley
#

yes me

woven otter
#

yes u r dum

quasi valley
#

wow mean

woven otter
#

not mean if true

frosty sapphire
cosmic raft
#

can you guess what the weather is like here from this picture

#

of the sky

woven otter
#

looks gray

quasi valley
#

looks british

pulsar wigeon
#

that's just the LCD surrounding our simulation

woven otter
cosmic raft
#

it's snowing

quasi valley
#

lol I think last winter we didn't have snow up until the last week of the year, maybe even the end of January, not sure

upper flicker
#

Cold and snowy is da wae

quasi valley
#

cold and snowy means I have to take the train with all of the stinky normies

#

so me no like

#

no u

granite salmon
#

Snow

#

hah

#

i remember that

quasi valley
#

yea still a bit sad how we've seen less and less snow every year in Germany thinking_eyes

granite salmon
#

‘Tis the same where i live in the uk

#

used to get really nice deep snow

#

now we’re lucky if we get a shower of it

lethal shard
jaunty flame
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god

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no rest for the wicked

woven otter
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yes

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no rest for magmas

quasi valley
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you furry with a fake beard

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look at all this jealousy

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bitches hate us cuz anus

worn ember
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noice

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I really really like that image