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Can I see APIv2Handler please
commad*nd
What is this ?
What is what
Apiv2Handler
youre not a dev?
it's something in the package com.alecgorge.minecraft, so I assumed you wrote it
if you didn't write it, update your server and contact the developer
Its not my plugin its a public plugin
I'm a dev
I can decompile it
with jdgui
But ok*
x)
nah
fernflower pls
^
if you won't update your server, you're on your own (you can try reaching out to the developer but don't expect him to support 1.7)
joins a volunteer support channel
u cant drop porn in here like that!
curses at someone who is just being realistic
Ah yes, do continue to tell me how you want support for a version that is literally over 5 years old
Are you using an outdated version of the plugin, too? Maybe that error's been fixed already
lol he left
or went offline
i support boys who are under 5 yrs old, no more
@void void that was rude but have it your way then
ur rude
u r
Bully
no u
2015 on the spigot forums
"update: included a lambda expression to protect the plugin from jd"
protection against decompilers: lambdas
what a time 2015 was
isn't it beautiful?
2015 or your lights
my lights obvs
i was still in college in 2015 so it was pretty shit
I feel ya
did you at least get a good job out of it
i suppose
then it was worth it
I guess
hey I get $50 more / month now after my pay raise
damn I'm 5 payments away from paying off my car
why can't my client download resource packs :(
It's configured properly it just doesn't ever download
like, I get the ACCEPTED and then FAILED_DOWNLOAD enums in teh PlayerResourcePackStatusEvent
meanwhile I'm going to be paying for my next car cash in hand
get on my level peasants
see what you can do when you work day and night?
lol fun times, the MC client gives an HTTP error 451 but I can download it just ifne in browser
nvm it works 😎
switched hosts
Anyone know a plugin that can do random teleports on join within a certain radius of the spawn point?
nvm found this feature in a plugin I already use
HMMM
reposting reddit memes smh
- Anti bot plugin
- Ban them
- Togglable whitelist
- If offline mode, go online
the last one idk what it means
if what is offline mode
what is offline mode
how do you go to online mode
lol I can absolutely ban an infinite amount of accounts
all I have to do is ban all accounts
lol
online-mode=true in your server.properties
ok whats it do
prevents cracked mc versions from logging in
inb4 but i want offline mode
already
did anyone find a way to block tracers with protocollib that actually works. it seems like there is a glitch, where servers tend to load chunks for every player randomly (which loads the location of other players as well, even if they are 15k blocks away), with tracers of hacked clients, they can find bases with this trick, since they are persistent and followable
i coded a plugin which actually send a entity kill packet to players if they are 200 blocks away, in the hope to block tracers, but it seems not to work (it's hard to debug since it occurs totally random, that it loads a player miles away into you)
and it still didnt stop them
i'll wait a second until @odd crow has no further questions
then see suggestion 1 and 2
There's no magic solution to these things
if real accounts are being used
ping me if you have an answer for me as well, thanks in advance!
1.14.4 paper server, could be a bug of some plugins, but it's about blocking tracers overall
21 players on it happens around 4-10 times per hour
Would it occur with no plugins?
Like, would the players see players who are out of their tracking range?
well i can't test it without a production server, since it's very random, it seems like on login of that player it preloads the chunk for the player but sometimes it loads it for every player online and not just the joining player
thus the aristois client can see the entity in a far away chunk
Interesting...
aristois
well aristois is not important on this, any hacked client who has the entity loaded in, can note the coords of loaded entities down
maybe even with a force crash and memory print out, it would work on vanilla clients
is seeing unexpected behavior while using a hacked client really something to call a bug
any hacked client
well it happens for vanilla clients as well, but you notice the tracers showing on aristois a lot better
that you loaded a chunk which the player should not know off
some people on my server tracked down bases for over 40k blocks with it
while entity location is handled server-sided and not injectable
oh thx
http://i.imgur.com/RO2iPu0.png Thoughts?
cool
Would having those vanilla scoreboard objectives that track deaths, mob kills, etc. Cause connection issues for people with slower internet/long distance?
Or anything else that could cause connection issues on a vanilla 1.14.4 server that's been running for a long time? It's a very broad question I know but I'm trying to figure out why one of my players can't connect anymore to the vanilla server but can to the creative server that sees less traffic
so to clear out my case, something similar like this: https://bukkit.org/threads/entity-shown-only-to-specific-player-s.155715/
does fight off tracers perfeclty fine, and also player ESP
i coded it in a similar style with 1 check per minute for players within 400 blocks distance, if it's bigger they get vanished (destroyed)
which leads to the tracers to lose their pointer
I used maps in item frames to make a cube around the player (done with packets to prevent it from messing with the server) @void void
no bad
how to make my villagers lose their profession? I've removed all lecterns and waited for a day and there's still plenty of librarians
if they've leveled up, their profession is locked
yup. you can try to make a plugin to force a new profession, but i've found that causes other odd behaviors from them in my trials
one more thing. let's say my villagers ended up having an accident involving a lava pit of some kind. they wouldn't blame me for it, would they? just a hypothetical question
I actually had to add more API to fix the odd behaviors in a custom fork of Paper
update: apparently messing with lava was a bad idea in a building made of wood...
luckily it was only partly wood
lol
Lmao.
What do you think about storing a Location into a wrapper class? :>
I think it's stupid, but i heard something about Locations and...
Well, lets say i have a wrapper class for a Bukkit Location. :/
Stupid, huh? Maybe something @static badge would do. :>
huh*
@static badge Ur retarded. :>
Depends on why you needed a wrapper
update #2, rebuilding has been nearly finished!
Does anyone know how to format a chunk packet? I want to change specific blocks in outbound chunk packets (I can't use a multi block change packet as the client apparently does not accept them while it is logging in)
oh there's a whole wiki.vg page on it 🤔
hello?
Mr. Pepo, basically storing some parameters (which i think is really dum) like the World, doubles, floats, in order to be used on a multipurpose API (games, plugins in general, but games mostly).
@stiff yarrow ^
Here, some pepes for you.

wait why can't you just use the regular location for that
I heard some bad things about Location. :/
lolwat
Normally i'd use Location#clone() but idk.
It was some random shit about not being "stable" or "immutable". Something like that.
Don't worry about it
@jagged egret Btw, your map thing looks awesome.
Thanks!
I'm scared. 
is that what you were referring to?
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dance!
Lmao, this is a meme.
@cosmic raft I learnt a new cuatro trick-kind-of-thing! :D
Wanna hear?
a what
can you find the link @pearl ibex
interesting
can someone PLEASE link me to a plugin that removes the "too expensive" error in anvils
.g spigot too expensive remover plugin
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this ridiculous person is hilariously knowledgeable https://youtu.be/zyud11pz40s
I go on a design high about Active Directory and how Microsoft's burial of Kerberos under layers of abstraction may win the daytime Emmy awards.
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but that is a datapack not a plugin
exactly why hexed said good luck
Don't get me started on the anvil in MC
Stop hating brah
I've realized
even though I am a dog person
I am NOT a puppy person
sure they're adorable and all but HE WON'T FREAKING LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANT TO CODE 😢
i wish i could just download a language to my brain, and know how to read/write/speak/understand it
same. then I could download dog and tell my dog not to bring in freaking turds from outside
@jagged egret Lol what?
I think I'm the opposite
anyone know how to stop bot attacks?
online-mode=true
can i do that in bungee?
do you have servers behind bungee that aren't firewalled off?
i wish i could just download a language to my brain, and know how to read/write/speak/understand it
same
a selfbot
idk i have a quote button
he has a selfbot
i mean i think that simple would not have left them open . he set it up for me
hax
it violates TOS and could get you banned, afaik
discord forbids it
but most people get away with it
help
...
is it the same thing that lets me change theme?
i had a frend install theme for me
yes
oh
i will ask my frend
to remove it
he set it up for me
omfg i had no idea it broke TOS please dont ban me. i had it for like a year now
phones the fbi
pls no
i cant tell if this is a troll
im not a troll
im just dumb
i run viflcraft.duckdns.org if u need proof of my skill
i think viflcraft.us.to works
also
Discord could ban you from using the app entirely, no one here would ban you
They don't like it when you modify their webpage for some reason
i will email support explaining it was a mistake
and asking not to be banned
i got a email warning me not to use custem client when i used term client before
so now im ultra worried
viflcraft proof
Although as someone who maintains a complex web app (ticketing system) I can understand not wanting to deal with greasemonkey scripts and password managers
Don't email them anything, just stop using it
ok
If you email them and tell them "hey I'm using a thing I'm not supposed to, please no ban" they're just going to notice and then ban you :P
because they don't want normal accounts to use the API endpoints like embeds
instead of just.. disabling them
they also put cloudflare js challenges in front of the API randomly
so who knows what the fuck is going on
how to get rid of bot attacks?
billy
wat
do u know how to rid bots?
yes
the exact ways thats been told to you here
the link I sent
^^
It just crashed again! :(
first my dog won't let me code
now my laptop is rebelling against me
sorry it got burried
the link was directly below your message and 2 above your next message though
what is a selfbot?
that one isn't to you but it's a Discord thing
- Anti bot plugin
- Ban them
- Togglable whitelist
- If offline mode, go online
Yes
ban all the bots?
ok
i cant go online mode in bungee can i?
ok
your spigot servers shouldn't be directly accessible anyway when behind bungee, if they are accessible
how many are there
You can't have online servers behind bungee
there was like 20
messages or bots
bots
all following me
😄
i wanna ban the guy that was botting ... i got him to stop
but if i ban him he will send more bots
as to the alternative which is also... bots?
well he stopped
could also ipban if they're all on the same ip
but i want him banned
I'd ban him anyway
they are all different ips
ban each of them 
litebans lockdown mode is kinda useful for that tbh
if you set it up to blacklist default rank players
you kinda meme genuine default rank players though 
there is none
as all my players have ranked up
well that didnt work
we ban them they join 5 more
😄
There's something about watching dramas in a language you don't understand
Pfft quality. I enjoy the Asian overacting
Or shitty cgi
Those are fun
I cant stand that stuff in western TV shows
But it becomes bearable in Asian dramas
@hard kernel what's the issue?
i saw my name mentioned
also, @acoustic basin you're retarded
i've told you at least 15 times to stop using your selfbot
each time i've told you it's against ToS
and you come back and use it every time, playing the retarded guy who didnt know role
and you spammed this discord with adverts for your stupid server that doesnt even have a real domain
get a life <3 thx
Ooo drama
i mean seriously
every like 1.5 months he comes back in here pretending he has no idea it's against the rules
so unless he has an actual memory issue
Ahh yeah?
he's just a fucking pos
@fallen oracle drama! drama!
Currently trying to get access to my epic games account again
Might be awhile
First it's, "sorry, there's no record of your account with us given X email". Then I provide proof of it via past emails and it's "sorry, ask your email provider"
Ask ur email provider what
To whitelist epic games 😂😂
When these scammers think I'm "accidentally" redeeming google play cards to my own account they start going crazy. They have no idea it was my plan all along...
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this one is pretty good so far
They have me on wait for 10 minutes then say they need more time
Probably going to shower while I wait
Just got asked to wait another 10
Oml
I'm boutta fall asleep
After 38 minutes, the conclusion was to contact Epic Games
lol epic games accounts
@shell vine that was good. I see he does a lot of those videos
yea that was one of the more entertaining ones ive seen
spooktober kicks in

"BerrerDiscord" ok
it's read with an accent
@static badge Who do u play in OW?
I started playing again since like 2016 a few days ago and playing a lot of doomfish and ash
only widow
ONLY!?
only
I cant tell if ur making sarcastic
back when I really gave a shit it was 3600
bronze 
don't worry vic is bronze 
Trying to get to 2k

49% win rate 
I'd play Overwatch, but i'm poor af. 
playing a game by a company that supoprts human rights violations
mfw
as much is don't like how the handled the situation: not wanting protest in their broadcast != supporting china
they would have done that for every kind of protest, and I think its fair
their way of handling it showed that they don't care about the human rights violations
if they cared then they would've handled it differently
companies don't just "handle things in dumb ways", they actually care about their image and think before they do stuff in the public
and blizzard pretty clearly just didn't care
(or cared more about their image in China I guess)
companies have to realize that they can't play both sides anymore: either they marked to a western audience or to china
*market
(or, you know, don't get involved with politics at all... but blizzard decided to do that)
how did they decide to go into politics?
because they punished a certain political opinion which shows what their own stance on the issue is
they didn't punish the opinion
From their press statement, they punished the general concept of bringing politics into their stream
if they just did nothing it would've been no issue at all. every sane human realises that this was an individual speaking, not blizzard
they punished the rule violation of demonstrating
they would have done the same if the guy would have hold up a rainbow flag or stuff like that
they literally didn't use any of such rule to justify their actions
not because they are against gays
but because stuff like that has no place in post game interviews
again, not really defending blizzard here, they don goofed, but thats their perspective
ppl just made it about china when it really wasnt
the rule they used was "Engaging in any act that, in Blizzard’s sole discretion, brings you into public disrepute, offends a portion or group of the public, or otherwise damages Blizzard image", which is not "bringin politics into their stream" or "demonstrating"
the fact that it contains "in Blizzard’s sole discretion" makes clear that this was a decision Blizzard made based on a rule that says "we can do anythign" and not some properly lined out one against stating your own political opinion
and in this case blizzard cared more about the fact that this might've offended the "public" of a dictatorship
isntead of the public of the "free" world
Offending a minority of not-China is probably better than offending China, as China is far more likely to ban their business altogether which would be a major loss for Blizzard
It’s not as if their decision doesn’t make sense
The backlash isn't going to last for long, people will forget about it and move on after a bit, and then they've lost nothing. Business is about money, not ethics 🤷
Is this something that is supposed to work on paper? https://youtu.be/LP1-W5TBkiU?t=248
Minecraft 1.14 Villager trading is quite different from the old trading system. I show you a nice trick, to get extremly cheap deals out of your limited trad...
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of course I realise why they act like they did, but at the same time I don't think it's okay and that ethics should be on the mind of companies.
and I guess everyone has to decide that for themselves but I will probably avoid them, at least for a while... there's lots of other games that I could play and it's not like I sunk any money into that one ¯_(ツ)_/¯
one of the things that suck with businesses is that being right is nearly worthless
when it comes to confrontations
I've written a very detailed step-by-step takedown of someone's arguments but I'm pretty sure that if I send it I won't ever be able to work with them again
it's a config file in the server directory
should I mine at a height where the block below me has y=10 or y=11 ?
I thought the player needed to be at y=11, so the block below you would then be y=10 afaik.
you have to look to see
where is the server directory? Again, srry im brain dead
for me it's /var/lib/minecraft but I have no idea if it's the same for you
The server directory is the place where your paperclip.jar is.
I'm not much of a brain person myself
you and leaf have that in common
mfw coming from king weeaboo
there's more than one retard around here with a crown
wow city thirsty again
city 
I've never not been thirsty @woven otter 😉
mfw
anyone know a plugin i could use to make a custom boss, make the custom boss spawn at a specific place automatically every 2 hours, and make everyone who damage at least 5% of the boss's health get a reward?
very diplomatic. it nearly seems that you are trying to say that you are always not thirsty
wouldn't Mythic Boss or smth work for that
We can't let you google that, sir.
Please follow us into this room, we just need to ask a couple of questions.
if you google it city will come to your house and do things
yes he will do very city things to you
let me tell you, bubble wrap feels very good
against naked skin?
why not make it pop when you pop?
my 10yo brother just called to ask me to help remotely remove malware from his android fablet.... ugg...
tell him to stop watching sketchy porn
telling my mother to just factory reset it. dont have time for that BS
smartest option tbh
just ugg tho.... he just keeps having issues like this with all this tech
i live 800km away and am apparantly the only one in the family capable of TS so i am constantly fixing everyone's shit. i tune up my grandmothers computers once a year but i have to almost completely reset my mother's and brothers monthly
Charge them for it
the fuck are they doing where they need monthly resets
watching sketchy porn
Kash, how's your shaving kit?
it's alright
my brother's computer account is set up as a sandbox. he has a script kitty friend that just LOVES to hop on his computer when he's not looking and try to break out of said sandbox. he is no longer allowed on the computer after installing minecraft hacks that also scraped all his passwords and info... of course he told me he knows what he is doing and that i am lying. the mod collected the data in a txt file but was unable to transmit it because sandbox... so there is that at least...
"Well, I no longer need to worry about it getting stuck in my zipper"
long story short my mother always clicks 'ok' and my brother has a
'hacker' friend who fucks everything up for me
Interesting.
i just want to scream...
take the power cable
If the tablet has wireless charging, that won't do much.
Might as well cut the power to the house.
This man thinks ^
Stef, you got a TL;DR of changes between 0.5.8 and latest?
Now has a 0.0001% less chance of setting your cat on fire
Is still cruel against cats 😦
well if your cat is electronic there's 0.0001% less of a chance on top of that
Oh, actually there is a new method StaticPane#fillWith(ItemStack, Consumer).
The main bug that was fixed was click events not working correctly when a player moved an item in the gui. The other fixes were fixes to bugs introduced by that change.
Ahh okay
I got a report of some people losing items to the guis so I'll be checking that out when I'm home, probably on my end
i need a plugin that i can have money thats like enchanted paper or enchanted gold or something that you cant normally get which you can turn in to get digital money.
basicaly a item based economy that can be turned into a digital economy
i also want to be able to withdraw the digital money back into a digital money
basically bank notes
Sounds like Gringots maybe?
can you set the currency item in gringots to something you cant get in the vanilla game?
Idk, you'd have to look at the plug-in page.
ik i could set it to player head because you cant get that in vanilla
any item that has a custom lore/colored name will be unobtainable in vanilla btw ;)
ik but how do you set it to that?
also in gringots can you turn the phisical currency into a digital currency
I'd check out the plugin page.
i did i cant see anything about it.
Hi, What OS are you guys using to run your servers? I'm looking to run a dedicated server off of a spare laptop. It has an i3 2.4GHz 8gb ram and 500gb HD. I was thinking a linux based OS. Maybe debian or ubuntu.
Those will be pretty lightweight so yeah one of those works.
cool, is there a forum area with possible guides?
whats the best multiworld plugin for 1.13 / 1.14? ive heard alot of world-corruption stories lately...
the multi world plugins pretty much cannot cause corruption, they just poke server api
vivaldi gang https://files.catbox.moe/3meue5.jpg
Lmao
@fallen oracle thanks!
That's a valid snapshot update.
lmao those again
Now you're no longer alone (:
Applies to any language.
Anyone here has good knowledge in firewalls?
.ask
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
Imma go get some cola, however; gl
Alright thanks cat
Enjoy your coke!
cocaine, ecstasy
smoke crack and ghb
ice, speed, ketamin
nitrous and heroine
mescaline, dmt, mushrooms and LSD
I'm your pill provider
get this shit inside ya
woah
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ah man I forgot dope
So i'm hosting my proxy on a vps due to the fact that it has a relative good ddos protection and it works quite well.
however i'm getting ddos'ed once or twice a week and it's getting annyoing, it doesn't affect a whole lot but if the attack is a big one, makes the latency go crazy.
I tought about using redis and 2 other bungee on 3 different server to spread the connections but i don't think it's quite big of a deal and worth the time.
Also many told me that redis has some exploits.
So i've done a little bit of research about iptables firewalls and found something (i'm not that great of a server manager to be honest) and the rules i used killed all the connections of the server (i'm preety sure that wasn't supposed to happen)
So if anybody has good knowledge of firewalls and can give me some tips about what rules could i use to mitigate some small ddos attacks or at least make them lighter, i'd be grateful.
I've been out of the game for a while but I'm pretty sure cloudflare might be your best option here
CloudFlare's service for protecting non-web ports is expensive though
tru
i'll go take a look right now
if he's getting hit twice a week he might be getting enough income to justify it
it's what Hypixel uses, and from experience I know that anything behind a "Contact Sales" button is not cheap
I mean alternatively you could just use OVH
I'm talking about 40-50 players
that's what I do
ovh or nfo
I used ovh game servers before
if us
if we're talking 50 concurrent players you should be more than able to get some dedicated hardware there
The ovh server would be the cheap option here and honestly i don't think i have enough money to afford cloudflare's protection lol
well there you go
I saw S3RL. I pressed like
I'm installing debain on my laptop to run papermc on I'm stuck when asking for a domain name. I want to use this for lan and for anyone wanting to connect to the minecraft server like friends.
do I need a domain name? do i need to buy a domain too?
uh.. no.. leave it blank if you dont know what it is ^_^
you mean the hostname?
I got that just left it as debian
I'm just hoping I can still have people can join that are not on my local network
that has nothing to do with your system's hostname
that part needs to be setup in your network configuration
Template:
format: '[prefix] [name] &8> [suffix]'
time: '[h:mm aa]'
multiPrefix: true
multiPrefixSeparator: '&r, '
multiSuffix: false
multiSuffixSeparator: '&r-'
Group:
spirit:
prefix: '&7[Spirit]&f'
suffix: '&7'
tier: rankTier
peasant:
prefix: '&f[Peasant]&f'
suffix: '&7'
tier: rankTier
why is that not working
from the SimplePrefix
plugin
im using luckperms to set the permissions for simpleprefix
simpleprefix.peasant
for example
plz help
my only guess would be that you don't have vault installed or something like that
I would suggest contacting the dev of that plugin if you don't get it to work
ah yes
wtf nixos is cool
i have vault
i just got it to work again
for everybody
except me
lol
i specifically do not get mine showing
I guess i'll remove that Location wrapper class.
Uhh, can i like something on Spigot forums?
Nvm.
I wish leaving this country wouldn't be so expensive. ;-;
@cosmic raft @golden gust What should i do to get a color in here? 
(Sorry for pinging, btw)
Some kind of rank like "stupid guy" with a different color than common white.
Insted of having a Location wrapper, i think i should move its methods to a LocationUtils class or something.
definitely not that
not that way, that's for sure
reee when a new player comes on your server and starts saying "cuberite good paper bad"
wat
me sloth, me no like paper. me talk good.
that's why I use my own fork 
i think paper works good, i mean, with what mojang is doing, its a miracle.
why use many word when few do trick
paper
word bad, talk by farts and burps.
Welp, time to stock up on eggs....
@merry talon Give me a reason.
Utility methods like distance between two points and so on.
wasn't referring to that
So?
lol, an overclocking bug that dosen't hit until the 9th hour mark. wtf.
Lmao.
My cpu has overtime osha laws.
time to increase vcore from 1.141 to 1.142
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... talkin about LARGE CHUNKS and i loose it..
https://media.makeameme.org/created/ask-me-one-rry7hs.jpg
chonky chonks
The large neverending chunk story. "we can use the calendar as a club"
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e66fcb1c67381545085cd96f978a61e7/tenor.gif
hopefully better
@twin yarrow it's been a mixed bag, I have personally seen gains on modern hardware client side. Older hardware shows drops or outright failure. Unfortunately I do not have server data at this time
Does anyone else just feel this? Especially when trying to help people here?
Customer: "My laptop won't boot."
Tech Support: "Have you tried rebooting?"
Customer: "I can't reboot, because it doesn't boot in the first place."
Tech Support: "Sir, we have to do things my way, okay?"
If in doubt, ask the tech support person what the difference between memory and disk storage are. That will filter out the first 3 levels of support.
Lol true. I was on T2 for ATT and got tonnes of stupid questions like that cold dumped to me...
skript worker.
But like, the most basic things ever. I had an android T1 transfer to me to uninstall an app on Android...
Uhmmm... Mr. Aikar, i have a question. Lets say i want to make a game API (or something like that) for Paper plugins... are singletons a bad choice for data managers with stuff like Arenas or Players?
I didn't ping him. 
You did on IRC
What?
thats not my name in irc
yup
Everything makes sense now.
kashike.
none of this is real

you aren't real
OMG.
i am not real
We're just an Aikar's allucination due to his excessive consumption of 5-hours. 
here, have a catchy song @pearl ibex
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russian
it sounds so nice
Here, have another catchy song. @cosmic raft
It is catchy indeed.
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too cherful
Now i want to get the lyrics of that song. :P
which?
The one you sent. :P
Ok, here is a different one (kinda dark)...
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@cosmic raft Error 500.
someone kill me, using a fork to eat soup because retarded
a fork fork
Dude.

idfk ok? was trying to figure out why this was so hard to eat

i made soup to prove to my SO i can feed myself and i cant even get this right
@cosmic raft Min browser sucks. :P
why do you need to prove something to your hand?
;-;

Inb4 he did one of this instant soups. LMAO.
looks at can of Chunkys
kash is just repeating what people tell him 
no need to roast you, skript is going to make you burst into flames
but wait, I have this https://i.imgur.com/z8flneq.png
@static badge no
SURE
@static badge That's why you say "ur retarded" to Z, you've been hearing it your whole life. :>
ur retarded

@potent warren I actually should add that to IntelliJ.
People that use IJ know how to use Java
I don't think i know Java, you know.
Are you telling me developers are a lie?

well, i gave up and drank the soup... but my SO is dissapoint
Good thing my linter is a language server. I can port it to Intellij
don't ask me, i'm insane
@cosmic raft The lyrics. 👌 👌
@cosmic raft WHAT THE FUUUU
:)))
@woven otter you gotta see this
Yeah I still dont know why you did that
Why is everyone around me smarter than me 😦
you just write out the entire ASCII table or something?! WTF man
@potent warren Don't worry, @static badge isn't.
Well, Spottedleaf isn't dumb enough to make A FREAKING SKRIPT LINTER
gotta be careful with those pings landis, ya might get slapped
Wow, this turned kinky really quick
current page
her mother got married yesterday and is on her honeymoon and her daughter is distraught that she doesnt get to go with them
What the fuck have you done to the zeros? 
d i s t r a u g h t
its a zero
graph paper
/0 Some shit like that.
that's crossed zeros
Ew.
not ew
seriously, what the hell are you doing fam?
Some people does that to zeros. I hate it.
you strike zeros to avoid the ambiguity with O and 0
@placid thicket Not eating soup with a fork, for sure. :>
flanigomik, whoms't'd've?
idk man
@placid thicket that's for me to know and you not to know
l guess we can't tell
Basically, he's trying to break an sha-512 encryption
you want to know what's neat?
is it working?
@cosmic raft Not being @static badge?
what exactly is the goal with that
Time to go to bed I guess..
but in no particular order. y. y u du dis?!
you could spend your time telling z him and his eyeball are retarded
that's not for you to know, leaf.
but instead you decide numbers 
Kash, u tell me, what should i do?
z is too sick to deal with leaf's shenanigans
is this just pi to all the decimal places or something dumb?
is that a warning
no
Useless fact nobody has asked for: Parsing Skript is harder than what it appears to be.
l'll take that as a no
here leaf, i'll spam these pictures and you can have fun with them
I'm actually wondering how does Z looks.
just find whoever orders the most graph paper
perhaps we should go ask reddit to decipher these glyphs...

Looks like someone who does cocaine. 
perhaps cocaine does him! ever think of that?
Do you do cocaine, flanigomik?
if cocaine falls from the sky and builds up a meter deep on my lawn, then yes
Oddly Specific 
I mean, that would explain why you were trying to eat soup with a fork. 
worse thing is i put a spoon away, found a fork, washed it then started using it
currently not on drugs. may be in a few days depending on how an operation goes...
operation you say
i was thinking he was referring to like a surgery
in which case i was gonna say someone report his ass to the AMA pls
oh
leaf needs drugs to do math operations yes
z you need drugs to exist
it wasn't that bad come on now
leafs don't urinate
just because u don't use ur brain doesn't mean I don't use mine :>
there didnt seem to be any bear grylls piss memes at the top of /giphy
and thats all the effort Im willing to expend on that
boo
save your own joke

your mother
someone cashing in on the goose meme apparently
apparently some game came out
.g goose game
pretty out of the loop myself
(DiscordBot) https://goose.game/ -- Untitled Goose Game: "It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose. Made by House House and friends, and published by Panic. Please enjoy our..."
so it's trolling NPCs in the game
HONK
dumb meme tbh
as expected I don't see any new ones either
dumb memes die tomorrow, god tier memes live forever
rtx 
wasnt paying attention but its an operation to close a pilonidal sinus. google at your own risk
i am getting it
so, like, two ass holes?
kinda, yeah
last time i had the same problem they gave me T-3s, wasn't fun... rolling around under tables eating chewing gum off them at school. was so high during my graduation ceremony... someone had to like move me off stage
chewing cum
chewing
if you get EXTRA lucky they can even function as an asshole... they can also kill you or lead to permeate paralysis
WOW that was a spelling fuckup....
irc never forgets
ah well... i have said worse...
evidently chewed worse

havent we all?
so how's your day's going? do anything stupid in your childhood that nearly killed you and is still haunting you with medical problems to this day?
besides drop a boat anchor on my toe causing a ridiculously thick toenail on my right big toe
no
fell from my tree
all these medical problems of mine stem from a frankly insane sugar intake in high school
did you take like 5 spoons every 5 hours
oh FAR worse than that...

at its worst it was about 4kg or 8.8lb weekly for a period of 9 months as tallied by approximate pop cans/bottles and candy wrappers
what the actual fuck?
4kg per week
was that easy for you or were you shooting for diabetes by age 11
be surprised if there was no diabetes



