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ebon root
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shop

jagged egret
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Can I see APIv2Handler please

ebon root
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commad*nd

jagged egret
ebon root
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What is this ?

jagged egret
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What is what

ebon root
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Apiv2Handler

limber knotBOT
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youre not a dev?

jagged egret
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it's something in the package com.alecgorge.minecraft, so I assumed you wrote it

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if you didn't write it, update your server and contact the developer

ebon root
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Its not my plugin its a public plugin

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I'm a dev

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I can decompile it

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with jdgui

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But ok*

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x)

jagged egret
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nah

limber knotBOT
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fernflower pls

jagged egret
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^

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if you won't update your server, you're on your own (you can try reaching out to the developer but don't expect him to support 1.7)

ebon root
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Ok ok

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Fuck u

jagged egret
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joins a volunteer support channel

limber knotBOT
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u cant drop porn in here like that!

jagged egret
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curses at someone who is just being realistic

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Ah yes, do continue to tell me how you want support for a version that is literally over 5 years old

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Are you using an outdated version of the plugin, too? Maybe that error's been fixed already

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lol he left

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or went offline

limber knotBOT
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i support boys who are under 5 yrs old, no more

woven otter
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@void void that was rude but have it your way then

quasi valley
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ur rude

woven otter
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u r

surreal stump
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Bully

woven otter
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no u

void void
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"Im a dev I can decompile it with jdgui"

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What year are we ?

quasi valley
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2015 on the spigot forums

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"update: included a lambda expression to protect the plugin from jd"

woven otter
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protection against decompilers: lambdas
what a time 2015 was

limber knotBOT
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isn't it beautiful?

ancient bolt
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2015 or your lights

limber knotBOT
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my lights obvs

ancient bolt
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i was still in college in 2015 so it was pretty shit

limber knotBOT
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I feel ya

ancient bolt
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looks at his degrees

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shit wasn't worth it

limber knotBOT
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did you at least get a good job out of it

ancient bolt
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i suppose

limber knotBOT
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then it was worth it

ancient bolt
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I guess

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hey I get $50 more / month now after my pay raise

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damn I'm 5 payments away from paying off my car

jagged egret
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why can't my client download resource packs :(

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It's configured properly it just doesn't ever download

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like, I get the ACCEPTED and then FAILED_DOWNLOAD enums in teh PlayerResourcePackStatusEvent

limber knotBOT
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meanwhile I'm going to be paying for my next car cash in hand

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get on my level peasants

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see what you can do when you work day and night?

drifting lily
hearty oriole
jagged egret
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lol fun times, the MC client gives an HTTP error 451 but I can download it just ifne in browser

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nvm it works 😎

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switched hosts

cedar herald
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Anyone know a plugin that can do random teleports on join within a certain radius of the spawn point?

short ember
cedar herald
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nvm found this feature in a plugin I already use

jagged egret
cedar herald
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HMMM

heady spear
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reposting reddit memes smh

odd crow
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HELP

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how do i stop bots

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from flooding my server

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spamming chat

vestal jasper
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  • Anti bot plugin
  • Ban them
  • Togglable whitelist
  • If offline mode, go online
odd crow
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cant ban an infininte amount of accounts

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any plugin suggestions?

merry talon
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you ignored 3 of his suggestions

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the last one is the only real solution

odd crow
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the last one idk what it means

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if what is offline mode

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what is offline mode

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how do you go to online mode

limber knotBOT
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lol I can absolutely ban an infinite amount of accounts

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all I have to do is ban all accounts

odd crow
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lol

merry talon
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online-mode=true in your server.properties

odd crow
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ok whats it do

limber knotBOT
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prevents cracked mc versions from logging in

odd crow
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ohh

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it was enabled

void void
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inb4 but i want offline mode

odd crow
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already

icy pelican
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did anyone find a way to block tracers with protocollib that actually works. it seems like there is a glitch, where servers tend to load chunks for every player randomly (which loads the location of other players as well, even if they are 15k blocks away), with tracers of hacked clients, they can find bases with this trick, since they are persistent and followable
i coded a plugin which actually send a entity kill packet to players if they are 200 blocks away, in the hope to block tracers, but it seems not to work (it's hard to debug since it occurs totally random, that it loads a player miles away into you)

odd crow
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and it still didnt stop them

icy pelican
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i'll wait a second until @odd crow has no further questions

merry talon
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then see suggestion 1 and 2

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There's no magic solution to these things

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if real accounts are being used

icy pelican
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ping me if you have an answer for me as well, thanks in advance!

jagged egret
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@icy pelican

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what minecraft version

icy pelican
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1.14.4 paper server, could be a bug of some plugins, but it's about blocking tracers overall

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21 players on it happens around 4-10 times per hour

jagged egret
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Would it occur with no plugins?

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Like, would the players see players who are out of their tracking range?

icy pelican
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well i can't test it without a production server, since it's very random, it seems like on login of that player it preloads the chunk for the player but sometimes it loads it for every player online and not just the joining player

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thus the aristois client can see the entity in a far away chunk

jagged egret
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Interesting...

void void
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aristois

icy pelican
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well aristois is not important on this, any hacked client who has the entity loaded in, can note the coords of loaded entities down

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maybe even with a force crash and memory print out, it would work on vanilla clients

void void
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is seeing unexpected behavior while using a hacked client really something to call a bug

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any hacked client

icy pelican
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well it happens for vanilla clients as well, but you notice the tracers showing on aristois a lot better

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that you loaded a chunk which the player should not know off

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some people on my server tracked down bases for over 40k blocks with it

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while entity location is handled server-sided and not injectable

frail oxide
odd crow
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oh thx

frail oxide
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try this one

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you can also add a captcha on login

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some test to check for bots

neat turtle
jagged egret
mortal halo
frail oxide
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cool

void void
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how did you manage to do that? @jagged egret

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that's pretty nice

left swift
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Would having those vanilla scoreboard objectives that track deaths, mob kills, etc. Cause connection issues for people with slower internet/long distance?

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Or anything else that could cause connection issues on a vanilla 1.14.4 server that's been running for a long time? It's a very broad question I know but I'm trying to figure out why one of my players can't connect anymore to the vanilla server but can to the creative server that sees less traffic

icy pelican
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i coded it in a similar style with 1 check per minute for players within 400 blocks distance, if it's bigger they get vanished (destroyed)

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which leads to the tracers to lose their pointer

jagged egret
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I used maps in item frames to make a cube around the player (done with packets to prevent it from messing with the server) @void void

void void
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no bad

full acorn
static badge
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moderators? kappa

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damn that'sf ast

serene lily
halcyon blaze
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how to make my villagers lose their profession? I've removed all lecterns and waited for a day and there's still plenty of librarians

unreal quarry
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if they've leveled up, their profession is locked

halcyon blaze
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ouch

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so I pretty much have to... kill them? and breed new ones?

unreal quarry
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yup. you can try to make a plugin to force a new profession, but i've found that causes other odd behaviors from them in my trials

halcyon blaze
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one more thing. let's say my villagers ended up having an accident involving a lava pit of some kind. they wouldn't blame me for it, would they? just a hypothetical question

unreal quarry
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I actually had to add more API to fix the odd behaviors in a custom fork of Paper

halcyon blaze
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update: apparently messing with lava was a bad idea in a building made of wood...

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luckily it was only partly wood

jagged egret
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lol

pearl ibex
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Lmao.

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What do you think about storing a Location into a wrapper class? :>

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I think it's stupid, but i heard something about Locations and...

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Well, lets say i have a wrapper class for a Bukkit Location. :/

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Stupid, huh? Maybe something @static badge would do. :>

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huh*

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@static badge Ur retarded. :>

stiff yarrow
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Depends on why you needed a wrapper

halcyon blaze
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update #2, rebuilding has been nearly finished!

void void
quasi kestrel
sleek lynx
jagged egret
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Does anyone know how to format a chunk packet? I want to change specific blocks in outbound chunk packets (I can't use a multi block change packet as the client apparently does not accept them while it is logging in)

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oh there's a whole wiki.vg page on it 🤔

limber knotBOT
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hello?

halcyon river
pearl ibex
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Mr. Pepo, basically storing some parameters (which i think is really dum) like the World, doubles, floats, in order to be used on a multipurpose API (games, plugins in general, but games mostly).

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@stiff yarrow ^

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Here, some pepes for you. lefbad pepega

jagged egret
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wait why can't you just use the regular location for that

pearl ibex
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I heard some bad things about Location. :/

jagged egret
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lolwat

pearl ibex
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Normally i'd use Location#clone() but idk.

jagged egret
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you don't know what

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what 'bad things' have you heard about location

pearl ibex
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It was some random shit about not being "stable" or "immutable". Something like that.

jagged egret
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Don't worry about it

sage thistle
pearl ibex
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@jagged egret Btw, your map thing looks awesome.

jagged egret
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Thanks!

jaunty oriole
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are you referring to this discussion

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just heard about it in passing

pearl ibex
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I'm scared. lefbad

jagged egret
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is that what you were referring to?

pearl ibex
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Kinda.

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Not exactly in here.

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But Spigot forums.

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Spigot forums

limber knotBOT
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cosmic raft
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dance!

pearl ibex
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Lmao, this is a meme.

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@cosmic raft I learnt a new cuatro trick-kind-of-thing! :D

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Wanna hear?

cosmic raft
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a what

pearl ibex
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"Venezuelan uke".

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It is not an uke, actually, but...

cosmic raft
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oh

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uh sure

jagged egret
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can you find the link @pearl ibex

pearl ibex
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A year or two ago, but i'll search for it.

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Aight, i'm ready! :D

cosmic raft
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interesting

odd crow
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can someone PLEASE link me to a plugin that removes the "too expensive" error in anvils

dusk drift
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.g spigot too expensive remover plugin

limber knotBOT
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dusk drift
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well fuck

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good luck

ancient bolt
limber knotBOT
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left swift
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um

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he's driving and recording himself

odd crow
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but that is a datapack not a plugin

jaunty oriole
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exactly why hexed said good luck

silk valley
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Don't get me started on the anvil in MC

heady spear
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Stop hating brah

jagged egret
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I've realized

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even though I am a dog person

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I am NOT a puppy person

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sure they're adorable and all but HE WON'T FREAKING LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANT TO CODE 😢

cosmic raft
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i wish i could just download a language to my brain, and know how to read/write/speak/understand it

jagged egret
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same. then I could download dog and tell my dog not to bring in freaking turds from outside

heady spear
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Learn Swedish so we can whisper sweet nothings while making love in IKEA

pearl ibex
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@jagged egret Lol what?

merry talon
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I think I'm the opposite

hard kernel
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anyone know how to stop bot attacks?

merry talon
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online-mode=true

hard kernel
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can i do that in bungee?

merry talon
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do you have servers behind bungee that aren't firewalled off?

acoustic basin
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i wish i could just download a language to my brain, and know how to read/write/speak/understand it

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same

unreal quarry
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um.. how tf did you quote like that?

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teach me your ways

merry talon
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a selfbot

acoustic basin
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idk i have a quote button

cosmic raft
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he has a selfbot

hard kernel
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i mean i think that simple would not have left them open . he set it up for me

acoustic basin
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i dont?

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ihave a " button

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idk

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i had it for ages

unreal quarry
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hax

acoustic basin
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when i click it

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it quote

merry talon
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your embed links to betterdiscord's github page

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that's a selfbot

acoustic basin
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oh what

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wtf

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is that bad

unreal quarry
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it violates TOS and could get you banned, afaik

merry talon
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discord forbids it

acoustic basin
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oh god

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oh no

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how do i uninstall it

merry talon
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but most people get away with it

acoustic basin
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help

merry talon
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...

acoustic basin
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is it the same thing that lets me change theme?

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i had a frend install theme for me

merry talon
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yes

acoustic basin
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oh

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i will ask my frend

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to remove it

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he set it up for me

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omfg i had no idea it broke TOS please dont ban me. i had it for like a year now

unreal quarry
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phones the fbi

acoustic basin
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pls no

merry talon
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i cant tell if this is a troll

acoustic basin
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im not a troll

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im just dumb

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also

limber knotBOT
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Discord could ban you from using the app entirely, no one here would ban you

acoustic basin
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oh no

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aaaaaaaa

limber knotBOT
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They don't like it when you modify their webpage for some reason

acoustic basin
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i will email support explaining it was a mistake

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and asking not to be banned

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i got a email warning me not to use custem client when i used term client before

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so now im ultra worried

limber knotBOT
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Although as someone who maintains a complex web app (ticketing system) I can understand not wanting to deal with greasemonkey scripts and password managers

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Don't email them anything, just stop using it

acoustic basin
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ok

limber knotBOT
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If you email them and tell them "hey I'm using a thing I'm not supposed to, please no ban" they're just going to notice and then ban you :P

acoustic basin
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oh. ok

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i will keep it down low ;)

merry talon
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because they don't want normal accounts to use the API endpoints like embeds

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instead of just.. disabling them

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they also put cloudflare js challenges in front of the API randomly

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so who knows what the fuck is going on

hard kernel
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how to get rid of bot attacks?

jagged egret
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well I just crashed ij

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fun times XD

hard kernel
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billy

unreal quarry
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wat

hard kernel
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do u know how to rid bots?

unreal quarry
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yes

hard kernel
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how?

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can u show me

unreal quarry
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the exact ways thats been told to you here

vestal jasper
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the link I sent peepoJuice ^^

jagged egret
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It just crashed again! :(

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first my dog won't let me code

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now my laptop is rebelling against me

hard kernel
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sorry it got burried

vestal jasper
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the link was directly below your message and 2 above your next message though

hard kernel
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what is a selfbot?

jagged egret
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that one isn't to you but it's a Discord thing

hard kernel
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  • Anti bot plugin
  • Ban them
  • Togglable whitelist
  • If offline mode, go online
jagged egret
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Yes

hard kernel
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ban all the bots?

vestal jasper
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yes

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./ban

hard kernel
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ok

vestal jasper
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or like

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try out the other 3 things

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pref #4

hard kernel
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i cant go online mode in bungee can i?

jagged egret
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You can with your bungee server

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not with your spigot servers

hard kernel
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ok

vestal jasper
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your spigot servers shouldn't be directly accessible anyway when behind bungee, if they are accessible

hard kernel
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its set as true

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for online mode

jagged egret
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how many are there

vestal jasper
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You can't have online servers behind bungee

hard kernel
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there was like 20

jagged egret
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messages or bots

hard kernel
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bots

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all following me

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😄

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i wanna ban the guy that was botting ... i got him to stop

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but if i ban him he will send more bots

vestal jasper
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as to the alternative which is also... bots?

hard kernel
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well he stopped

vestal jasper
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could also ipban if they're all on the same ip

hard kernel
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but i want him banned

vestal jasper
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I'd ban him anyway

hard kernel
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they are all different ips

vestal jasper
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ban each of them peepoJuice

hard kernel
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yea i want to but i dont want the bots again

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ok i try

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😛

vestal jasper
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litebans lockdown mode is kinda useful for that tbh

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if you set it up to blacklist default rank players

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you kinda meme genuine default rank players though LUL

hard kernel
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there is none

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as all my players have ranked up

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well that didnt work

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we ban them they join 5 more

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😄

cosmic raft
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goodness

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korean dramas are great

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@acoustic pilot :P

native thunder
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There's something about watching dramas in a language you don't understand

cosmic raft
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not just that

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it's the quality in this case

native thunder
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Pfft quality. I enjoy the Asian overacting

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Or shitty cgi

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Those are fun

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I cant stand that stuff in western TV shows

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But it becomes bearable in Asian dramas

void void
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@hard kernel what's the issue?

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i saw my name mentioned

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also, @acoustic basin you're retarded

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i've told you at least 15 times to stop using your selfbot

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each time i've told you it's against ToS

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and you come back and use it every time, playing the retarded guy who didnt know role

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and you spammed this discord with adverts for your stupid server that doesnt even have a real domain

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get a life <3 thx

fallen oracle
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Ooo drama

void void
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i mean seriously

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every like 1.5 months he comes back in here pretending he has no idea it's against the rules

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so unless he has an actual memory issue

fallen oracle
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Ahh yeah?

void void
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he's just a fucking pos

cosmic raft
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@fallen oracle drama! drama!

void void
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i phased between sober and drunk at least twice today

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and now my sister is married

fallen oracle
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Currently trying to get access to my epic games account again

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Might be awhile

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First it's, "sorry, there's no record of your account with us given X email". Then I provide proof of it via past emails and it's "sorry, ask your email provider"

dusk drift
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Ask ur email provider what

fallen oracle
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To whitelist epic games 😂😂

shell vine
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Scammers Rage When I Redeem $1,000 In Gift Cards - length 38m 14s - 2,270 likes, 20 dislikes (99.1%) - 22,900 views - Kitboga on 2019.10.20

shell vine
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this one is pretty good so far

fallen oracle
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They have me on wait for 10 minutes then say they need more time

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Probably going to shower while I wait

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Just got asked to wait another 10

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Oml

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I'm boutta fall asleep

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After 38 minutes, the conclusion was to contact Epic Games

limber knotBOT
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lol epic games accounts

fallen oracle
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@shell vine that was good. I see he does a lot of those videos

shell vine
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yea that was one of the more entertaining ones ive seen

lone cave
void void
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spooktober kicks in

quasi valley
heady spear
jaunty oriole
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it's read with an accent

dusk drift
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@static badge Who do u play in OW?

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I started playing again since like 2016 a few days ago and playing a lot of doomfish and ash

static badge
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only widow

dusk drift
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ONLY!?

static badge
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only

dusk drift
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I cant tell if ur making sarcastic

static badge
dusk drift
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fucking hell

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3k rank Pog

static badge
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back when I really gave a shit it was 3600

dusk drift
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I'm 1.6k right now Pepe_Meltdown

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fucking suck ass

static badge
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bronze pogslide

dusk drift
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almost

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bronze is 0-1.5k

static badge
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don't worry vic is bronze kappa

dusk drift
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Trying to get to 2k

shell vine
quasi valley
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49% win rate doot

void void
signal spindle
silent pond
fading dragon
fair frost
pearl ibex
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I'd play Overwatch, but i'm poor af. pepega

limber knotBOT
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playing a game by a company that supoprts human rights violations

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mfw

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as much is don't like how the handled the situation: not wanting protest in their broadcast != supporting china

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they would have done that for every kind of protest, and I think its fair

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their way of handling it showed that they don't care about the human rights violations

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if they cared then they would've handled it differently

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companies don't just "handle things in dumb ways", they actually care about their image and think before they do stuff in the public

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and blizzard pretty clearly just didn't care

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(or cared more about their image in China I guess)

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companies have to realize that they can't play both sides anymore: either they marked to a western audience or to china

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*market

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(or, you know, don't get involved with politics at all... but blizzard decided to do that)

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how did they decide to go into politics?

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because they punished a certain political opinion which shows what their own stance on the issue is

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they didn't punish the opinion

golden gust
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From their press statement, they punished the general concept of bringing politics into their stream

limber knotBOT
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if they just did nothing it would've been no issue at all. every sane human realises that this was an individual speaking, not blizzard

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they punished the rule violation of demonstrating

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they would have done the same if the guy would have hold up a rainbow flag or stuff like that

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they literally didn't use any of such rule to justify their actions

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not because they are against gays

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but because stuff like that has no place in post game interviews

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again, not really defending blizzard here, they don goofed, but thats their perspective

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ppl just made it about china when it really wasnt

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the rule they used was "Engaging in any act that, in Blizzard’s sole discretion, brings you into public disrepute, offends a portion or group of the public, or otherwise damages Blizzard image", which is not "bringin politics into their stream" or "demonstrating"

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the fact that it contains "in Blizzard’s sole discretion" makes clear that this was a decision Blizzard made based on a rule that says "we can do anythign" and not some properly lined out one against stating your own political opinion

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and in this case blizzard cared more about the fact that this might've offended the "public" of a dictatorship

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isntead of the public of the "free" world

heady spear
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Offending a minority of not-China is probably better than offending China, as China is far more likely to ban their business altogether which would be a major loss for Blizzard

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It’s not as if their decision doesn’t make sense

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The backlash isn't going to last for long, people will forget about it and move on after a bit, and then they've lost nothing. Business is about money, not ethics 🤷

halcyon blaze
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limber knotBOT
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of course I realise why they act like they did, but at the same time I don't think it's okay and that ethics should be on the mind of companies.

#

and I guess everyone has to decide that for themselves but I will probably avoid them, at least for a while... there's lots of other games that I could play and it's not like I sunk any money into that one ¯_(ツ)_/¯

limber knotBOT
#

one of the things that suck with businesses is that being right is nearly worthless

#

when it comes to confrontations

#

I've written a very detailed step-by-step takedown of someone's arguments but I'm pretty sure that if I send it I won't ever be able to work with them again

lucid tiger
#

how to see paper config help im brain dead

halcyon blaze
#

it's a config file in the server directory

#

should I mine at a height where the block below me has y=10 or y=11 ?

wide chasm
#

I thought the player needed to be at y=11, so the block below you would then be y=10 afaik.

woven otter
#

you have to look to see

lucid tiger
#

where is the server directory? Again, srry im brain dead

halcyon blaze
#

for me it's /var/lib/minecraft but I have no idea if it's the same for you

wide chasm
#

The server directory is the place where your paperclip.jar is.

halcyon blaze
#

I'm not much of a brain person myself

heady spear
#

you and leaf have that in common

static badge
#

mfw coming from king weeaboo

heady spear
#

oh babe u think I'm a king?

#

👑

static badge
#

there's more than one retard around here with a crown

heady spear
#

o tru

#

that one is hotter than u tho

silk steppe
woven otter
#

wow city thirsty again

cosmic raft
#

city ablobhearteyes

heady spear
#

I've never not been thirsty @woven otter 😉

violet copper
vestal jasper
#

mfw

odd crow
#

anyone know a plugin i could use to make a custom boss, make the custom boss spawn at a specific place automatically every 2 hours, and make everyone who damage at least 5% of the boss's health get a reward?

woven otter
#

very diplomatic. it nearly seems that you are trying to say that you are always not thirsty

#

wouldn't Mythic Boss or smth work for that

odd crow
#

maybe let me google it

#

idk what it is

heady spear
#

We can't let you google that, sir.

#

Please follow us into this room, we just need to ask a couple of questions.

vestal jasper
#

if you google it city will come to your house and do things

woven otter
#

yes he will do very city things to you

heady spear
#

let me tell you, bubble wrap feels very good

limber knotBOT
#

against naked skin?

heady spear
#

why not make it pop when you pop?

proud zodiac
placid thicket
#

my 10yo brother just called to ask me to help remotely remove malware from his android fablet.... ugg...

heady spear
#

tell him to stop watching sketchy porn

placid thicket
#

telling my mother to just factory reset it. dont have time for that BS

heady spear
#

smartest option tbh

placid thicket
#

just ugg tho.... he just keeps having issues like this with all this tech

#

i live 800km away and am apparantly the only one in the family capable of TS so i am constantly fixing everyone's shit. i tune up my grandmothers computers once a year but i have to almost completely reset my mother's and brothers monthly

fallen oracle
#

Charge them for it

vestal jasper
#

the fuck are they doing where they need monthly resets

heady spear
#

watching sketchy porn

fallen oracle
#

Kash, how's your shaving kit?

cosmic raft
#

it's alright

placid thicket
#

my brother's computer account is set up as a sandbox. he has a script kitty friend that just LOVES to hop on his computer when he's not looking and try to break out of said sandbox. he is no longer allowed on the computer after installing minecraft hacks that also scraped all his passwords and info... of course he told me he knows what he is doing and that i am lying. the mod collected the data in a txt file but was unable to transmit it because sandbox... so there is that at least...

golden gust
#

"Well, I no longer need to worry about it getting stuck in my zipper"

placid thicket
#

long story short my mother always clicks 'ok' and my brother has a

#

'hacker' friend who fucks everything up for me

fallen oracle
#

Interesting.

placid thicket
#

i just want to scream...

fallen oracle
#

Could put an AntiVirus on the tablet

#

Also require a password to download apps.

golden gust
#

Put it in a microwave to clean it

#

and all potential that they'll do it again

cosmic raft
#

take the power cable

fallen oracle
#

If the tablet has wireless charging, that won't do much.

#

Might as well cut the power to the house.

golden gust
#

Solve the problems at the root!

#

off with their heads!

fallen oracle
#

This man thinks ^

wide chasm
#

Should've never been born

#

You know what, just factory reset the universe

fallen oracle
#

Stef, you got a TL;DR of changes between 0.5.8 and latest?

wide chasm
#

Bug fixes

#

I don't think anything was added

fallen oracle
#

Anything major in the bug fixes?

#

Saw something about some nbt sharing

#

Shading

golden gust
#

Now has a 0.0001% less chance of setting your cat on fire

#

Is still cruel against cats 😦

vestal jasper
#

well if your cat is electronic there's 0.0001% less of a chance on top of that

wide chasm
#

Oh, actually there is a new method StaticPane#fillWith(ItemStack, Consumer).

The main bug that was fixed was click events not working correctly when a player moved an item in the gui. The other fixes were fixes to bugs introduced by that change.

fallen oracle
#

Ahh okay

#

I got a report of some people losing items to the guis so I'll be checking that out when I'm home, probably on my end

warped shuttle
#

i need a plugin that i can have money thats like enchanted paper or enchanted gold or something that you cant normally get which you can turn in to get digital money.
basicaly a item based economy that can be turned into a digital economy
i also want to be able to withdraw the digital money back into a digital money
basically bank notes

fallen oracle
#

Sounds like Gringots maybe?

warped shuttle
#

can you set the currency item in gringots to something you cant get in the vanilla game?

fallen oracle
#

Idk, you'd have to look at the plug-in page.

warped shuttle
#

ik i could set it to player head because you cant get that in vanilla

limber knotBOT
#

any item that has a custom lore/colored name will be unobtainable in vanilla btw ;)

warped shuttle
#

ik but how do you set it to that?

#

also in gringots can you turn the phisical currency into a digital currency

fallen oracle
#

I'd check out the plugin page.

warped shuttle
#

i did i cant see anything about it.

glossy sundial
#

Hi, What OS are you guys using to run your servers? I'm looking to run a dedicated server off of a spare laptop. It has an i3 2.4GHz 8gb ram and 500gb HD. I was thinking a linux based OS. Maybe debian or ubuntu.

fallen oracle
#

Those will be pretty lightweight so yeah one of those works.

glossy sundial
#

cool, is there a forum area with possible guides?

fallen oracle
fervent quartz
#

whats the best multiworld plugin for 1.13 / 1.14? ive heard alot of world-corruption stories lately...

golden gust
#

the multi world plugins pretty much cannot cause corruption, they just poke server api

limber knotBOT
#

hm

#

that sounds like a challenge

fervent quartz
#

xD

#

do you know any such plugin which supports 1.14?

golden gust
#

I mean, I generally go for multiverse

#

GUD RELEASE YE

fervent quartz
fallen oracle
#

Lmao

glossy sundial
#

@fallen oracle thanks!

golden gust
#

I prefer the snapshots because the logo is black

#

#DarkThemeALlaround

fallen oracle
#

That's a valid snapshot update.

cosmic raft
#

:(

#

all alone

golden gust
#

I''''m all alooone

#

There's nooone here beeesiiide me

fallen oracle
cosmic raft
#

lmao those again

fallen oracle
#

Now you're no longer alone (:

cosmic raft
#

only thing is

#

i'm not leaning spanish

#

so

fallen oracle
#

Applies to any language.

cosmic raft
#

the screenshot says spanish!

#

:p

fallen oracle
#

Allegations

#

FAKE NEWS

cosmic raft
marble wasp
#

Anyone here has good knowledge in firewalls?

golden gust
#

.ask

limber knotBOT
#

If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

golden gust
#

Imma go get some cola, however; gl

marble wasp
#

Alright thanks cat

fallen oracle
#

Enjoy your coke!

limber knotBOT
#

cocaine, ecstasy

#

smoke crack and ghb

#

ice, speed, ketamin

#

nitrous and heroine

#

mescaline, dmt, mushrooms and LSD

#

I'm your pill provider

#

get this shit inside ya

spiral garden
#

woah

vestal jasper
#

you spammed and summoned him

#

mfw

limber knotBOT
#

(^-^) Dealer - S3RL [Hardcore] - length 4m 43s - 14,560 likes, 397 dislikes (97.3%) - 1,505,247 views - myloveandkisses on 2012.01.27

#

ah man I forgot dope

marble wasp
#

So i'm hosting my proxy on a vps due to the fact that it has a relative good ddos protection and it works quite well.
however i'm getting ddos'ed once or twice a week and it's getting annyoing, it doesn't affect a whole lot but if the attack is a big one, makes the latency go crazy.
I tought about using redis and 2 other bungee on 3 different server to spread the connections but i don't think it's quite big of a deal and worth the time.
Also many told me that redis has some exploits.
So i've done a little bit of research about iptables firewalls and found something (i'm not that great of a server manager to be honest) and the rules i used killed all the connections of the server (i'm preety sure that wasn't supposed to happen)
So if anybody has good knowledge of firewalls and can give me some tips about what rules could i use to mitigate some small ddos attacks or at least make them lighter, i'd be grateful.

limber knotBOT
#

I've been out of the game for a while but I'm pretty sure cloudflare might be your best option here

spiral garden
#

CloudFlare's service for protecting non-web ports is expensive though

limber knotBOT
#

tru

spiral garden
marble wasp
#

i'll go take a look right now

limber knotBOT
#

if he's getting hit twice a week he might be getting enough income to justify it

spiral garden
#

it's what Hypixel uses, and from experience I know that anything behind a "Contact Sales" button is not cheap

marble wasp
#

Well not really

#

I own a small server.

limber knotBOT
#

I mean alternatively you could just use OVH

marble wasp
#

I'm talking about 40-50 players

limber knotBOT
#

that's what I do

proud lance
#

ovh or nfo

marble wasp
#

I used ovh game servers before

proud lance
#

if us

marble wasp
#

really good ddos

#

protection

limber knotBOT
#

if we're talking 50 concurrent players you should be more than able to get some dedicated hardware there

marble wasp
#

The ovh server would be the cheap option here and honestly i don't think i have enough money to afford cloudflare's protection lol

limber knotBOT
#

well there you go

woven otter
#

I saw S3RL. I pressed like

glossy sundial
#

I'm installing debain on my laptop to run papermc on I'm stuck when asking for a domain name. I want to use this for lan and for anyone wanting to connect to the minecraft server like friends.

#

do I need a domain name? do i need to buy a domain too?

unreal quarry
#

uh.. no.. leave it blank if you dont know what it is ^_^

limber knotBOT
#

you mean the hostname?

glossy sundial
#

I got that just left it as debian

#

I'm just hoping I can still have people can join that are not on my local network

limber knotBOT
#

that has nothing to do with your system's hostname

#

that part needs to be setup in your network configuration

void void
strange island
light pecan
odd crow
#

Template:
format: '[prefix] [name] &8> [suffix]'
time: '[h:mm aa]'
multiPrefix: true
multiPrefixSeparator: '&r, '
multiSuffix: false
multiSuffixSeparator: '&r-'
Group:
spirit:
prefix: '&7[Spirit]&f'
suffix: '&7'
tier: rankTier
peasant:
prefix: '&f[Peasant]&f'
suffix: '&7'
tier: rankTier
why is that not working
from the SimplePrefix
plugin
im using luckperms to set the permissions for simpleprefix
simpleprefix.peasant
for example

#

plz help

wraith ocean
limber knotBOT
#

my only guess would be that you don't have vault installed or something like that

#

I would suggest contacting the dev of that plugin if you don't get it to work

cosmic raft
#

ah yes

void void
#

wtf nixos is cool

cosmic raft
#

my favourite netflix descriptions

odd crow
#

i have vault

#

i just got it to work again

#

for everybody

#

except me

#

lol

#

i specifically do not get mine showing

pearl ibex
#

I guess i'll remove that Location wrapper class.

#

Uhh, can i like something on Spigot forums?

#

Nvm.

cosmic raft
#

I wish iPads were not so expensive

pearl ibex
#

I wish leaving this country wouldn't be so expensive. ;-;

#

@cosmic raft @golden gust What should i do to get a color in here? thonk

#

(Sorry for pinging, btw)

#

Some kind of rank like "stupid guy" with a different color than common white.

#

Insted of having a Location wrapper, i think i should move its methods to a LocationUtils class or something.

merry talon
#

definitely not that

jaunty oriole
#

not that way, that's for sure

willow surge
tawdry coyote
#

reee when a new player comes on your server and starts saying "cuberite good paper bad"

limber knotBOT
#

wat

peak kite
#

me sloth, me no like paper. me talk good.

limber knotBOT
#

that's why I use my own fork thinksmart

peak kite
#

i think paper works good, i mean, with what mojang is doing, its a miracle.

merry talon
#

why use many word when few do trick

jaunty oriole
#

paper

peak kite
#

word bad, talk by farts and burps.

golden gust
#

Welp, time to stock up on eggs....

pearl ibex
#

@merry talon Give me a reason.

#

Utility methods like distance between two points and so on.

merry talon
#

wasn't referring to that

pearl ibex
#

So?

peak kite
#

lol, an overclocking bug that dosen't hit until the 9th hour mark. wtf.

pearl ibex
#

Lmao.

peak kite
#

My cpu has overtime osha laws.

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Hold Onto Your Butts - length 11s - 179 likes, 3 dislikes (98.4%) - 82,709 views - Doink9731 on 2013.03.27

peak kite
jaunty oriole
#

chonky chonks

peak kite
feral zenith
eager quiver
strong ginkgo
twin yarrow
#

Any news on 1.14.4-1.15 server performance ?

#

(pls @ me, i'll be going to sleep)

jaunty oriole
#

hopefully better

placid thicket
#

@twin yarrow it's been a mixed bag, I have personally seen gains on modern hardware client side. Older hardware shows drops or outright failure. Unfortunately I do not have server data at this time

placid thicket
#

Does anyone else just feel this? Especially when trying to help people here?

Customer: "My laptop won't boot."

Tech Support: "Have you tried rebooting?"

Customer: "I can't reboot, because it doesn't boot in the first place."

Tech Support: "Sir, we have to do things my way, okay?"

peak kite
#

If in doubt, ask the tech support person what the difference between memory and disk storage are. That will filter out the first 3 levels of support.

placid thicket
#

Lol true. I was on T2 for ATT and got tonnes of stupid questions like that cold dumped to me...

peak kite
#

skript worker.

placid thicket
#

But like, the most basic things ever. I had an android T1 transfer to me to uninstall an app on Android...

fallen oracle
#

Hold up. Visual Studio community has a 30 day trial?

#

Nvm you just need to sign in

pearl ibex
#

Uhmmm... Mr. Aikar, i have a question. Lets say i want to make a game API (or something like that) for Paper plugins... are singletons a bad choice for data managers with stuff like Arenas or Players?

void void
#

Why ping aikar instead of just asking

#

actually, idc

#

no one but aikar answer him

pearl ibex
#

I didn't ping him. thonk

void void
#

You did on IRC

pearl ibex
#

What?

void void
#

just saying the name on IRC = ping

#

hence why i said pinged

pearl ibex
#

Damn.

#

Oops.

#

I'll ping you: simple.

void void
#

thats not my name in irc

pearl ibex
#

IRC is weird.

#

That's why inventivetalent knew when i mentioned her before. thonk

void void
#

yup

pearl ibex
#

Everything makes sense now.

limber knotBOT
#

or does it

#

everything is just an illusion

pearl ibex
#

kashike.

limber knotBOT
#

none of this is real

pearl ibex
limber knotBOT
#

you aren't real

pearl ibex
#

OMG.

limber knotBOT
#

i am not real

pearl ibex
#

We're just an Aikar's allucination due to his excessive consumption of 5-hours. thonk

cosmic raft
#

here, have a catchy song @pearl ibex

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Леша Свик - Малиновый свет (Премьера 2018) - length 3m 5s - 302,766 likes, 18,401 dislikes (94.3%) - 102,560,882 views - Black Beats on 2018.07.20

pearl ibex
#

What kind of language is that? thonk

#

Is it vodka? :>

cosmic raft
#

russian

pearl ibex
#

It is vodka. :>

#

Russian = vodka.

cosmic raft
#

it sounds so nice

pearl ibex
#

Here, have another catchy song. @cosmic raft

#

It is catchy indeed.

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Rival x Cadmium - Seasons (feat. Harley Bird) [NCS Release] - length 4m 9s - 86,030 likes, 1,235 dislikes (98.6%) - 3,750,946 views - NoCopyrightSounds on 2018.04.04

cosmic raft
#

too cherful

pearl ibex
#

Now i want to get the lyrics of that song. :P

cosmic raft
#

which?

pearl ibex
#

The one you sent. :P

#

Ok, here is a different one (kinda dark)...

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Rival & Cadmium - Willow Tree (feat. Rosendale) - length 3m 11s - 5,109 likes, 22 dislikes (99.6%) - 168,519 views - Cadmium on 2018.11.24

cosmic raft
pearl ibex
#

@cosmic raft Error 500.

cosmic raft
#

you sure?

#

screenshot?

pearl ibex
#

Gonna try on a different browser.

#

I'm using Min rn. :P

placid thicket
#

someone kill me, using a fork to eat soup because retarded

pearl ibex
#

Wut.

#

Well, is it a fork-fork or that spoon-fork shit?

placid thicket
#

a fork fork

pearl ibex
#

Dude.

cosmic raft
#

yeah, really

#

use chopsticks instead

pearl ibex
placid thicket
#

idfk ok? was trying to figure out why this was so hard to eat

pearl ibex
placid thicket
#

i made soup to prove to my SO i can feed myself and i cant even get this right

pearl ibex
#

@cosmic raft Min browser sucks. :P

cosmic raft
#

why do you need to prove something to your hand?

placid thicket
#

;-;

cosmic raft
pearl ibex
#

Inb4 he did one of this instant soups. LMAO.

potent warren
#

kashike is on fire

#

please don't roast me; i'm making a skript linter

placid thicket
#

looks at can of Chunkys

static badge
#

kash is just repeating what people tell him kappa

cosmic raft
#

no need to roast you, skript is going to make you burst into flames

potent warren
cosmic raft
#

@static badge no

static badge
#

SURE

pearl ibex
#

@static badge That's why you say "ur retarded" to Z, you've been hearing it your whole life. :>

static badge
#

ur retarded

potent warren
pearl ibex
#

@potent warren I actually should add that to IntelliJ.

potent warren
#

lmao

#

But this is Skript..

pearl ibex
#

@static badge No u.

#

Still.

potent warren
#

People that use IJ know how to use Java

pearl ibex
#

I don't think i know Java, you know.

potent warren
#

Are you telling me developers are a lie?

pearl ibex
#

We're an illussion.

#

Right, kash?

potent warren
placid thicket
#

well, i gave up and drank the soup... but my SO is dissapoint

potent warren
#

Good thing my linter is a language server. I can port it to Intellij

cosmic raft
#

don't ask me, i'm insane

pearl ibex
#

@cosmic raft The lyrics. 👌 👌

cosmic raft
#

this is what i spend my time doing

pearl ibex
#

We're all insane.

#

Wtf?

potent warren
#

@cosmic raft WHAT THE FUUUU

cosmic raft
#

:)))

potent warren
#

@woven otter you gotta see this

void void
#

Yeah I still dont know why you did that

cosmic raft
#

i'm still going it @void void

#

doing*

static badge
#

MASON THE NUMBERS

#

WHAT DO THEY MEAN

potent warren
#

Why is everyone around me smarter than me 😦

placid thicket
#

you just write out the entire ASCII table or something?! WTF man

pearl ibex
#

@potent warren Don't worry, @static badge isn't.

potent warren
#

Well, Spottedleaf isn't dumb enough to make A FREAKING SKRIPT LINTER

placid thicket
#

gotta be careful with those pings landis, ya might get slapped

pearl ibex
#

He's dumb enough to be alive. thonk

#

@placid thicket Slap my ass. :>

potent warren
#

Wow, this turned kinky really quick

cosmic raft
void void
#

my niece is losing it right now

#

so god damn annoying

placid thicket
void void
#

her mother got married yesterday and is on her honeymoon and her daughter is distraught that she doesnt get to go with them

pearl ibex
#

What the fuck have you done to the zeros? thonk

void void
#

d i s t r a u g h t

cosmic raft
#

its a zero

upper flicker
#

graph paper

pearl ibex
#

/0 Some shit like that.

potent warren
#

that's crossed zeros

pearl ibex
#

Ew.

cosmic raft
#

not ew

placid thicket
#

seriously, what the hell are you doing fam?

pearl ibex
#

Some people does that to zeros. I hate it.

upper flicker
#

you strike zeros to avoid the ambiguity with O and 0

cosmic raft
#

very clear when reading it that it is not an O

#

yeah

pearl ibex
#

@placid thicket Not eating soup with a fork, for sure. :>

potent warren
#

flanigomik, whoms't'd've?

static badge
#

between what

#

O and 0?

#

which one is which

upper flicker
#

idk man

cosmic raft
#

@placid thicket that's for me to know and you not to know

static badge
#

l guess we can't tell

potent warren
#

Basically, he's trying to break an sha-512 encryption

cosmic raft
#

you want to know what's neat?

placid thicket
#

is it working?

cosmic raft
#

multi-coloured too

pearl ibex
#

@cosmic raft Not being @static badge?

potent warren
#

holy crap

#

I still feel dumb around here ;-;

static badge
#

what exactly is the goal with that

potent warren
#

Time to go to bed I guess..

placid thicket
#

but in no particular order. y. y u du dis?!

static badge
#

you could spend your time telling z him and his eyeball are retarded

cosmic raft
#

that's not for you to know, leaf.

static badge
#

but instead you decide numbers monkaMEGA

pearl ibex
#

Kash, u tell me, what should i do?

upper flicker
#

z is too sick to deal with leaf's shenanigans

placid thicket
#

is this just pi to all the decimal places or something dumb?

static badge
#

is that a warning

upper flicker
#

no

potent warren
#

Useless fact nobody has asked for: Parsing Skript is harder than what it appears to be.

upper flicker
#

although

#

yes

static badge
#

l'll take that as a no

cosmic raft
#

here leaf, i'll spam these pictures and you can have fun with them

static badge
#

you know kash

#

all you're telling us is in order to find you

pearl ibex
#

I'm actually wondering how does Z looks.

static badge
#

just find whoever orders the most graph paper

placid thicket
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perhaps we should go ask reddit to decipher these glyphs...

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Here's how Z looks z750

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^z

pearl ibex
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Looks like someone who does cocaine. thonk

placid thicket
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perhaps cocaine does him! ever think of that?

pearl ibex
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Do you do cocaine, flanigomik?

placid thicket
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if cocaine falls from the sky and builds up a meter deep on my lawn, then yes

potent warren
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Oddly Specific thonk

pearl ibex
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I mean, that would explain why you were trying to eat soup with a fork. thonk

placid thicket
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worse thing is i put a spoon away, found a fork, washed it then started using it

pearl ibex
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Drugs aren't good, flanigomik.

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This is a christian server, sir.

placid thicket
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currently not on drugs. may be in a few days depending on how an operation goes...

void void
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operation you say

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addition or subtraction

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multiplication or division

void void
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i was thinking he was referring to like a surgery

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in which case i was gonna say someone report his ass to the AMA pls

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oh

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leaf needs drugs to do math operations yes

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z you need drugs to exist

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wow

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just the drink to deal with you 😉

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what do you drink

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your own urine?

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🚮

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try harder

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it wasn't that bad come on now

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just because you drink your own urine, leaf, doesn't mean others do

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we're sane

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leafs don't urinate

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just because u don't use ur brain doesn't mean I don't use mine :>

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there didnt seem to be any bear grylls piss memes at the top of /giphy

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and thats all the effort Im willing to expend on that

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boo

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save your own joke

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I don't save jokes

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I make them

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wtf is that

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your mother

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someone cashing in on the goose meme apparently

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oh goose meme

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wtf is that

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apparently some game came out

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.g goose game

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pretty out of the loop myself

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(DiscordBot) https://goose.game/ -- Untitled Goose Game: "It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose. Made by House House and friends, and published by Panic. Please enjoy our..."

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so it's trolling NPCs in the game

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its basically what you do

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except with a goose

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don't give me too much credit z :>

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might get me some ideas

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HONK

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dumb meme tbh

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as expected I don't see any new ones either

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dumb memes die tomorrow, god tier memes live forever

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rtx meme still doing alright

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that ones usually pretty bad

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rtx kappa

placid thicket
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wasnt paying attention but its an operation to close a pilonidal sinus. google at your own risk

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going to just take your warning at its face

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best of luck with it

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well

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that one's gotta suck

void void
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operation as in

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you are doing it

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or

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you are getting it

placid thicket
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i am getting it

void void
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ok

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then drug use approved

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nice

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a hole in your ass

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(but not your asshole, nice)

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so, like, two ass holes?

void void
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kinda, yeah

placid thicket
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last time i had the same problem they gave me T-3s, wasn't fun... rolling around under tables eating chewing gum off them at school. was so high during my graduation ceremony... someone had to like move me off stage

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chewing cum

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chewing

placid thicket
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if you get EXTRA lucky they can even function as an asshole... they can also kill you or lead to permeate paralysis

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WOW that was a spelling fuckup....

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irc wont remember the edit

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it will remember the original

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irc never forgets

placid thicket
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ah well... i have said worse...

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evidently chewed worse

void void
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havent we all?

void void
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i personally have not chewed gum (or cum) from underneath any tables

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or at all

placid thicket
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so how's your day's going? do anything stupid in your childhood that nearly killed you and is still haunting you with medical problems to this day?

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besides drop a boat anchor on my toe causing a ridiculously thick toenail on my right big toe

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no

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fell from my tree

placid thicket
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all these medical problems of mine stem from a frankly insane sugar intake in high school

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did you take like 5 spoons every 5 hours

placid thicket
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oh FAR worse than that...

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at its worst it was about 4kg or 8.8lb weekly for a period of 9 months as tallied by approximate pop cans/bottles and candy wrappers

void void
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what the actual fuck?

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4kg per week

void void
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was that easy for you or were you shooting for diabetes by age 11

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be surprised if there was no diabetes

pearl ibex
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Most i had it was like 1 Kg of sugar weekly.

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During two months.