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limber knotBOT
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Polish?

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Mmmh

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there was talks of tanks and invading

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Can I polish their head with my bat?

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If you want

quasi valley
warped spear
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I have finally done it

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switching to intellij cause fuck eclipse

limber knotBOT
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yea woo

quasi valley
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(DiscordBot) Microsoft Flight Simulator In-Depth Preview (4K) - length 20m 12s - 1,975 likes, 20 dislikes (99.0%) - 15,952 views - Squirrel on 2019.10.04

quasi valley
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holy moly

limber knotBOT
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intellijent decision my dude

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PogU flight sim

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can't wait to get it kappa

quasi valley
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apparently they have 2 petabytes of cloudstorage for its data

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I mean it's not meant to be "just" a fun game, but still lefbad

peak kite
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Its windows 10 only right?

limber knotBOT
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how many more years would they have to wait before adding realistic building destruction to that sim would not be in poor taste?

peak kite
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"illegal" mods oh wait, they solved taht with law.

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lmao

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1.5 trillion trees

void void
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can i crash into skyscr... wait no

limber knotBOT
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I would like to imagine that you have to download the entire world as a 3d object when you dl the game

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I know that's not how it works on multiple levels but the concept of that happening is hilarious

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oh wait they are streaming the map data?

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wow

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well that's one way to force people to pay a monthly subscription...

warped spear
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the ability to actually use openjdk is huge for me

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eclipse it only half worked

limber knotBOT
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your mom is huge for me

warped spear
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but I was playing around with gc yesterday using the redhat distro of openjdk

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and check this out

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this is the akira flags using 4gb of ram

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standard saw

warped spear
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this is some shenendoah

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way lower ram usage

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in both cases 4gb is allocated

warped spear
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yes

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would really need to see a perf impact for this to matter

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I would expect to see a worse performance if it's not taking advantage of that wam

warped spear
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the main thing i noticed was chunks loade faster

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sure they did

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are you even remotely aware of the variables that go into chunk loading

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and did you account for them

warped spear
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I am somewhat aware I was simply stating what I saw when flying in a random direction for an hour for each of these runs

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i tested that and some entitiy torture runs in the form of a fuck ton of chickens

limber knotBOT
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the joker movie seems pretty sweet

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heard it's good kappa

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maybe I should go watch it

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it's been like 2 years since I've gone to the movie theater I think

warped spear
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barely started using intellij and already faster

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this is so much better

limber knotBOT
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have you found out about the double shift shortcut?

warped spear
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no please do tell

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is it like the format shortcut in eclipse

limber knotBOT
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don't think so

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it's quite possibly the best part of intellij

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it lets you find anything in your code

warped spear
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omg! seriously

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thats so useful

limber knotBOT
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also lets you run a bunch of commands, most everything you want

warped spear
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I am so happy rn

limber knotBOT
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and it's all cross-class and everything

void void
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ah yes

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it's the best

limber knotBOT
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so if you're halfway through doing random shit #999 and suddenly remember that you want to update pom.xml all you gotta do is double shift + "pom"

void void
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i remember when i discovered spotlight in osx

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cmd+space

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before that i was looking forward to rofi-like thingy...

limber knotBOT
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or if you forgot what you named a methor or a class or how it works because you're a dumb shit like me it autosuggests a bunch of stuff so you're really only ever a few keystrokes away from a reminder

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like how I keep forgetting which of the 99 item constructors I want to use so I usually just shift to find them

zealous knot
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nice nms

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dns

zealous knot
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Maybe you virgins know what this means

limber knotBOT
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fuck

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whatever

zealous knot
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Which is made by me ;D

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Subtle plug

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What the hell is a bussy tho

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Butt pussy?

limber knotBOT
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but puss*?

void void
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bussy Thonk

limber knotBOT
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sounds like something a 14 y/o came up with

zealous knot
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Ikr

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or some degenerate hentai shit

zealous knot
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LOL

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Hentai is good bro

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Don't diss it

void void
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wow

limber knotBOT
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most of which is prolly drawn by 14 y/os anyway

void void
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delet

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mfw prefering 2d bussy

zealous knot
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You were the one who wanted the fucking "your dick can't tell the difference" meme yesterday you fucking furry

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Or whatever

limber knotBOT
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how many times do you have to go to the gym before you make your bussy 2d

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wtf's going on here boys

void void
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mister fix said that am furry

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while am not

limber knotBOT
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a fate worse than death

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ur retarded though

void void
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no u

zealous knot
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LOL

limber knotBOT
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actually I'm a furry but a furry who only likes furries drawn by jap weebs, none of that western furry shit

void void
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a fate worse than death

spitting straight facts

warped spear
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how do i change the jvm settings in intellij

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japanese furry OMEGALUL

zealous knot
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Western shit is generally bad

limber knotBOT
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and only the finest jap incels can draw my fursona

zealous knot
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LMFAO

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void void
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xdd

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Ded

void void
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japanese insels

limber knotBOT
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also my fursona is a magikarp

warped spear
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like can I set it to use a specifc amount of ram

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or nah

zealous knot
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Nah

void void
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didn't bunch of japanese incels die in a burning building though?

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:^)

limber knotBOT
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holy shit think about a magikarp fursuit tho

zealous knot
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B R U H

limber knotBOT
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god damn I would love to see one

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with the retarded mouth wiiiide open

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.g magikarp fursuit

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zealous knot
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Imagine burning to death at your job though

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Yes you can set that with intellij @warped spear by specifying the jvm args in the runtime configuration

radiant heron
limber knotBOT
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what is this site

void void
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wtf

limber knotBOT
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holy shit that's good

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I don't need my SO seeing fursonas in my browser history

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tell him the truth

void void
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.... what the flying fuck

limber knotBOT
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like it or not that's the face of peak manlyness

zealous knot
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This really is the type of shit that makes you say wtf?

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You guys are weak

void void
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i mean

limber knotBOT
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guys, quick vote

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who on that pic looks the worst

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Don't get them started on flying fucks, you'll get the birds in here.

limber knotBOT
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be real

zealous knot
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I literally got kicked from here for a meme yesterday

limber knotBOT
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I can''t decide between the three in the middle

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"I'm a tough guy who got kicked for memeing"

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"You guys got nothing on that"

zealous knot
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TOUGH LMAO

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Ah shit

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Gay caps lock

limber knotBOT
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the green guy looks like the sexy flanders meme

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the guy in orange has the most retarded face I've ever seen on a furry

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and he's sharing a pic with a magikarp

void void
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so mister_fix got exposed ThinkSmirk

limber knotBOT
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and the guy in yellow is furry in like worst and cheapest way possible

zealous knot
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Exposed?

limber knotBOT
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srsly which one looks worst

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I need to know, for science

void void
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uses caps lock
"caps lock gay"

zealous knot
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I was sure you were in that picture though

limber knotBOT
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my vote goes for yellowmon

void void
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new way of telling ur gay

zealous knot
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Lmfao

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I thought you were talking about the hentai shit

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See the orange one has dem thighs, so they put in an effort, the yellow one looks strung out on meth. Fur is all matted.

zealous knot
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Yeah I love hentai bro

pulsar wigeon
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for science? are you sure you don't have a bet with your friends that you're not the worst one there?

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which one is you :^)

limber knotBOT
zealous knot
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So cute

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I mean

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That's gay

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Yeah

limber knotBOT
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how come I've never seen a yt channel or series dedicated to making fun of these abominations unto god

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I see a hole in the market

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fill it then

limber knotBOT
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uwu

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fill my market hole daddy owo

peak kite
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dudes are too busy with voicechangers and popups with phonenumbers saying you are infected... and recording the whole thing.... gold for youtube...

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go back to ur body pillow

limber knotBOT
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what?

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wtf are you on about papermc

zealous knot
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zealous knot
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I imagine that this is the sort of sexy pics some people send each other over here

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what the fuck

zealous knot
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Stares at electro

limber knotBOT
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that's a diapen isn't it

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diaper*

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holy shit it is

limber knotBOT
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still getting used to this new keyboard

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I'm sitting here at work and have to hide my monitor.

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Thks guys

limber knotBOT
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dude's crinkling

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bet it's full too

zealous knot
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Oh you've heard about the crinkling shit too?

limber knotBOT
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internet historian is my spirit animal

zealous knot
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Internet historian I guess

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Knew it

limber knotBOT
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tbf tho

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I already knew it before that

zealous knot
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What why

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he is a furry

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wtf is crinkling

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.g crinkling

limber knotBOT
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because furries are fucking hilarious and internet historian only started uploading recently

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furries have been degenerating it up since like the 80s

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jesus

limber knotBOT
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I wasn't going to wait until anno domini 2016 to start making fun of them

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you know our boy ssethtzeentach mister_fix?

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if I were to ship two yters it'd be those two

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they're great

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basically top tier informative shitposters

zealous knot
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Nah I never heard that name

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What does he do?

limber knotBOT
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you know mandalore the old game reviewer

zealous knot
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Nah

limber knotBOT
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basically sseth makes videos about (usually) old games that tend to have very long feature lists and does a half-review half-retelling of his times with them

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but the dude's sense of humor and comedic timing is even better than internet historian's

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which I don't claim lightly

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very high effort shitposters

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if I didn't already have a career somewhere else I might be tempted to follow in their footsteps

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hell I still might just for the fun of it, shitposting is great

void void
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Guys who tried the mythic mobs plugin?

limber knotBOT
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I did

void void
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with paperMC?

limber knotBOT
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at one point, yes

void void
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alright!... how about the performance?

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still smooth?

warped spear
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knowing paper properably

limber knotBOT
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can't remember that being an issue

warped spear
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assuming you have atleast 4gb of ram

limber knotBOT
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but I did make my own boss plugin shortly after trying mythic so it's not exactly a shining endorsement lol

warped spear
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I think i might do an rpg server at somepoint

toxic ember
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anyone know what can cause this

warped spear
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epic world gen, mythic mobs, and mcmmo

void void
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nice... I should try these

golden gust
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Yea, mcmmo is a pretty good plugin

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#TotallyNotBiased

limber knotBOT
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you're a contributor aren't you

warped spear
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mcmmo is by far and away one of my favorite plugins

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though at higher levels its fairly busted XD

golden gust
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whistles innocently

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Yea, that's why on my servers, mcmmo tends to be tweaked a little

vestal jasper
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he's an official dev for mcmmo now

limber knotBOT
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I just didn't like how mythic was clearly made for users to extensively customize and not just set up and let it do its thing

golden gust
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axes are vicious

void void
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Hahahaha

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how about movecraft?

golden gust
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mythics, I kinda fell out of love with

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cat has servers? kappa

void void
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hahaha

golden gust
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It's cool, but it's documentation is bleh, and support for the plugin is... Well, you gotta pay for that

limber knotBOT
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yeah not a fan of that either

golden gust
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And currently, no; Been tryna work on one but my health is 10/10

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movecraft is great, but it's not a playable aspect

void void
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Alright thanks for the advice...

limber knotBOT
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can movecraft even ever work from a conceptual standpoint

golden gust
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Like, I've had players who'll trade/build ships, but in terms of their use in game, it's not really something players tend to go too much with, it's too slow and too blocky for real world play beyond idle sailing around while in voice somewhere

limber knotBOT
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mc jsut isn't made for that

golden gust
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Had a few good moments years ago, however

limber knotBOT
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even mc horses are dodgy and they were made by mojang

golden gust
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The plugin had some weird bug, so if you ended up crashing a ship, you'd end up toasting the world past bedrock

void void
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ouch

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really wish mojang made horses more appealing on multiplayer

radiant heron
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I would like to have an "Industrial Update" by mojang... which we have an upgrade for transportation and communication

golden gust
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Oh god

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Reminds me of this plugin that used maps for sending messages

void void
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like wireless radio something like that

golden gust
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It was great, except the author kinda forgot the fact that the number of maps is limited...

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lol

void void
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is that even possible? for future MC?

golden gust
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They're just a canvas, you can draw whatever you want on them

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Oh, and wireless radio would kinda fall outta play with the game

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Chat is already global

void void
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I think missing there is transportation... we all rely portals...

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I should really make that mmorpg chat plugin at some point

void void
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if you want a hardcore play you should walk hahaha

golden gust
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Planning to write my own chat system for my server

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void void
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what if there is no chat haha and you are alone haha

golden gust
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I did however end up butchering craftbukkit for it, however

void void
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Hahaha

limber knotBOT
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out of curiosity the only way to "clear" chat is by sending a bunch of whitespace right? servers can't actually pluck something out of a client's chat?

golden gust
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(Basically, I wanted to be able to use chat components, and the stupid api doesn't let you do that)

pulsar wigeon
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without client mods yea

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that's where you're wrong kiddo

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kickPlayer

pulsar wigeon
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LUL

limber knotBOT
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lol

quasi valley
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don't need a chat plugin if you just kick everyone out

golden gust
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Oh god, reminds me of one of the chat plugins that lets you "delete" messages

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Nothing like your chat flooding itself because some mod wants to delete something somebody sent

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you could send it as one message

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you wouldn't even know kappa

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I've used those plugins before

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never really had an issue with it

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but then again I don't have a retarded internet connection

golden gust
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It's just annoying

limber knotBOT
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it's a decent tool tho

golden gust
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Like, this is the internet, people say stupid things

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guess it depends on how you moderate your chats

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some people don't give a shit, others do very thorough moderation

quasi valley
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... but people also write bots to flood your server with bad ads 👀

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"use concrete"

golden gust
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Maybe I just have the pros of generally running servers with players who are... reasonably... mature

quasi valley
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Most don’t, which is sad thinking_eyes

limber knotBOT
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tbf I've not felt the need of using something like that since I was last doing server hosting semi-professionally

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175+ players makes you want to just disable chat altogether

golden gust
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I mean, I find that stupid messages tend to fall off scrollback pretty fast anyways

limber knotBOT
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it was mostly used when some geniuses suddenly decided to start posting links to porn

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that's just a few steps too far

golden gust
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Yea... My players are generally smart enough to understand that if you click on a link to a porn site, you get porn

cosmic raft
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my network had lots of parents playing with their kids for a while

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and those kids where between 5 and 10

quasi valley
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death

golden gust
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Kash, you do know, YOU MIGHT DIE

quasi valley
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Sounds like a minor side effect

limber knotBOT
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so not okay to have people posting porn

cosmic raft
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yeah, not sure i even want to take this now

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i'd rather just keep coughing forever

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tbf coughing can also lead to death

golden gust
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My fave part is anti depressants

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"Warning, this drug might make you wanna oof yourself"

cosmic raft
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yeah, those are fun too

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very familiar with those :D

quasi valley
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youve become the very thing you wanted to destroy

unreal quarry
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best one i've seen was a diahrea medicine having known side effects of anal seapage

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like, wtf

cosmic raft
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This medication may also cause severe, possibly fatal, breathing problems.

quasi valley
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That sounds like it appears way more often than it should thinking_fish

limber knotBOT
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I didn't know cyanide was medication

peak kite
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What, is this the insert for some testing lab's illegal drug supply?

limber knotBOT
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tbf can't cough if you're dead

quasi valley
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Isn’t there any non fatal, not too expensive medication in the us/Canada? 😂

limber knotBOT
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guns

quasi valley
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Well they aren’t expensive, so that’s one of the points

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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE

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I DO!

golden gust
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I mean, when you consider the cost to the fact that it'll solve all of your issues for the rest of your life

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I'd say that's a win 👌

quasi valley
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for the rest of it

peak kite
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proooove it.

limber knotBOT
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mmmh tasty 50cal pill

woven otter
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where did your role go Kenny

quasi valley
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It poofed away

golden gust
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if only u wud

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I mean, hai

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like a fart

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in the wind

quasi valley
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;(

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a metaphor for your life

quasi valley
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That’s

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Upsidedownist

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u

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god damn

cosmic gorge
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this keyboard is so smooth

quasi valley
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„Ducky“

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He’s trying to tell you something, duck

cosmic raft
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I dumped them down the sink

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lol

pulsar wigeon
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wut

quasi valley
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Sounds better than

pulsar wigeon
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rip local wildlife population

quasi valley
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Dying

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omae wa mo shinderu

pulsar wigeon
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yea i saw

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don't kill the wildlife tho

peak kite
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most of it tries to kill you tho.... isn't that fair?

limber knotBOT
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kill the cough or die trying

peak kite
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I mean, go try and sit outside somewhere by yourself, minding your own business, something is eventually gonna come along and try to eat you. even bums and faces... probably inspired by that cough insert/reading insert WHILE on said drug.

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....no dude, look, it says right here, side effect... eating face of friend..... wait does that mean, i SHOULD do that? or should be doing that? f it , lets give it a try...

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well, I've just soiled my bathroom in a way that I'm not entirely sure it will ever be able to recover from

zenith lake
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hi

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can someone hlep me

golden gust
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.ask

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If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

golden gust
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Your /tmp partition is marked as noexec or something

limber knotBOT
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what does that mean?

golden gust
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oh, nvm

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That was fine, you just have debug logging on

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oh

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I enabledd that because I thought it might help you find what is making my server crash

golden gust
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as for the "server not responding" your server is basically overloaded

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Timings would be more useful there

limber knotBOT
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I can't enable the timings because the server crashes and I have to hard reboot to get it back on and it just keeps doing that

golden gust
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What hardware are you hosting on?

limber knotBOT
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SYS Game-1

golden gust
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I honestly have no idea how a server could be performing that badly unless it's just not being given enough resources

limber knotBOT
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I don't know either... it wasnt even doing this before I restarted it

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I see a lot of errors about chunks.. pls dont tell me my world is corrupt

golden gust
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I would probably try running without plugins and seeing if it copes

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There ain't really much to see there other than the fact that your server just can't keep up

peak kite
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Tell your hoster to check the hdd "smart" status if you cant check it.

lost raft
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Ovh takes days to respond

golden gust
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OVH won't do that kinda stuff for you, that's your job

peak kite
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well its easy, no biggie

limber knotBOT
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man one thing that sucks about mostly working at night is that you really can't do a quick trip to a local shop to buy anything

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everything's closed

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I guess I'm screwed

peak kite
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golden gust
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Your server is blantelty overloaded

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Best guess is check your systems resource usage

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Mojang is bad for doing a network request on the main thread, but there is no way that that took that long

peak kite
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Cpu heat throttle?

limber knotBOT
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What do I check?

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or how

peak kite
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I would help you but i don't know ovh.

merry zealot
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Jackbox Party Time? Who up?
@ me for invite, using discord streaming

void void
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wtf is jackbox

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are you advertising

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frik u patch

peak kite
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🍿

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eetetetete open a terminal on your host if its linux and you have access to one, and type top, push enter.

limber knotBOT
peak kite
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do that when your mc server is running.

limber knotBOT
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JEsus

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What should I do?

peak kite
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personally i would install a temp sensor tool, and a tool like prime 95 and see if the system shows proper temps and outputs correct prime 95 calculations at expected speeds for the cpu u have.

zealous knot
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How would that help anything

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What do you have on your server?

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Is it a large map? Are there other players? Is there a fuck ton of redstone going off? Are there a lot of entities?

limber knotBOT
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It's crashing

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Well I guess I'm fucked at this point

peak kite
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i guess it helps not...
But if you want to waste your time i guess?
Using a program that can monitor cpu tasks is useful for me, something like corefreq lets you see task names, more than just "java"
My mc server runs dynmap and i can see its label in the cpu task list on the cpus that it hogs.

limber knotBOT
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0.3% without java running 99% with java running

void void
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in b4 running dynmap fullrender and/or pregenning and also trying to have players at the same time

limber knotBOT
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yeah no

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P​ap​er​Mc​Pl​ug​In​fe​ct​ed how do I check that

void void
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damn, I got the "yeah no" swerve

peak kite
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you would need to install corefreq program.

limber knotBOT
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That's it?

cosmic raft
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that's annoying

peak kite
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then you install the .ko file, and run the daemon, and then the cli interface, and then choose the tasklist from the TAB menu?

cosmic raft
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just went to buy a headset, $59.99 on the tag on the shelf

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$79.99 at counter

limber knotBOT
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dont know how to do all this im just gonna kms

peak kite
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learning takes effort, yes, but consider many of us here didn't have chat rooms full of helpful people, usually they were full of a newb lookin to try hiz new leet script kiddie toolz on you.
sitting for a few hours at a blinking cursor is constructive. no really.

void void
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(or hire a sysadmin to come look lmao)

peak kite
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I even gave you a itsfoss link... if it was any easier, ... well where do you live, should i do it for you?

stiff yarrow
golden gust
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#Canaderp

summer jackal
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Dude, I was test something in Kotlin coroutines and DUDESSS, is awesome, let me show what I'm talking about

peak kite
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free advert addy for sysadmin!

summer jackal
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For you receive a chat input from a player, if you don't want to get this in a Listener, you should save a lambda/function and call she when the player send a message, right?

something like this

void void
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sure

summer jackal
void void
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i mean i guess it depends on the implementation of chatInput lol

summer jackal
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The only way to this make sense is if I cache all player messages and get the last one

void void
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wtf are you doing thonkeyes

summer jackal
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but, this doesn't make sense if the codes is supose to WAIT for the player type and send, right?

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The incrible thing is that, this works, I'll show the Kotlin Coroutines magic optimistic

stiff yarrow
peak kite
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so...theres a emoji for that..

void void
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There is an emoji for everything

peak kite
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even taht..

summer jackal
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I can pause a function and continue in the future in the exact point where she pause

void void
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yes

summer jackal
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This is amazing

void void
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although that is hardly the most beautiful example of coroutines lol

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in fact it probably exacerbated peoples' hate for kotlin

golden gust
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My one thing that irks me off with the power of languages like Kotlin, is when people start going crazy with it and start introducing oddball control flows because "look at what I can do"

limber knotBOT
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e

peak kite
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oh u want the house at the end of the block. 5565 not 5655

limber knotBOT
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no

peak kite
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this place could use a cheerleader...

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Spawn Cheerleader.mpg - length 16s - 874 likes, 22 dislikes (97.5%) - 110,662 views - robmstube on 2011.10.06

slender stream
radiant heron
winter sundial
placid thicket
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Good luck finding that in Ontario.... : ChoosingBeggars - 0 comments, 4 points - ConstantBull32, 2m ago

void void
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lmao

placid thicket
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this is my boyfriend's sister. she has over 20 pets that need to go in this home

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20 pets monkaMEGA

proud lance
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20 hamsters

placid thicket
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she is insane.... girl posted a rant on youtube about how its animal cruelty to put dogs outside longer than 10-15 minutes

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tawdry coyote
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wdym. it is animal cruelty. would you want to be outside longer than 10-15 minutes /s

proud lance
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^^

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truth

void void
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who wants to come eat balut with me

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theyre boiled eggs

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except

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inside, there is a half developed duckling

proud lance
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yo I just googled that

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no

void void
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its good

placid thicket
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so we don't have exact numbers because we are not on speaking terms with them but we do KNOW they have
3 dogs, 5 cats, 2 rats, a hamster, 2 snakes, 2 bearded dragons, at least 1 parrot, and a fishtank

and here is a YT video she posted where she rants about 'animal cruelty' and dogs being left out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ismrd8hwc

My feeling on dogs left outside in the rain. #Uncut #Rant #Raw #Animals #Dogs

▶ Play video
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) RANT - length 4m 15s - 4 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 39 views - C-4 Gaming on 2017.04.16

proud lance
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like what do do with the beak?

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@void void

void void
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eat it

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it's not hard yet

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you literally just eat the egg

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you dont tear it apart and look at the duck

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they do that in pictures for the shock factor

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you just eat the egg lol

unreal quarry
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thats some fear factor shit right there

void void
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it's good you fucks

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if we have papercon ill bring balut and make you all try it

placid thicket
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lol papercon... that'd be the day...

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think of all the people that would show up and tell you to implement multithreading to save 2b2t

void void
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please god

proud lance
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you can throw duck fetus eggs at them

void void
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ill shove it down your throats

unreal quarry
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CPU is still fucked

void void
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@cobalt surge your husband is off the rocker again

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fix it

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radiant heron
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Anyone know minewind

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It amazes me how they have an infinite work and a shit ton of players but still no lag on 1.14.4

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and their distance is like 16

unreal quarry
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inb4 1.7 server with protocol hacks

void void
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full optimization guide, limiting mobs, limiting farms, limiting redstone, low plugin count, highly optimized plugins where they do have them, etc etc etc

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it's not impossible

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people are just stupid and cant figure shit out, get lag, and throw blame and shade instead of trying to fix it

radiant heron
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lol

void void
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and thats what i like to call getting angry because of ignorance

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not uncommon here

radiant heron
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Me?

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Lol what how did I get angry

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@void void

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what cancer is occurring here boys

void void
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Stop pinging me

radiant heron
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@void void

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How did I get angry lol

void void
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Again, stop pinging me please.

pulsar wigeon
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if only we had mods who could enforce rules

void void
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And the way you keep bringing it up suggests anger/frustration/annoyance, so that's how.

radiant heron
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@void void Big brain type shityeet

void void
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@unreal quarry

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Help, thx.

radiant heron
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Why are you so mad

void void
proud lance
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cause he asked you to stop pinging him

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and you keep doing it

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stop playing the role of the idiot

placid thicket
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will will soon have his will crushed by billy's will

radiant heron
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@proud lance Hey that wasn’t nice say sorry now.

proud lance
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no

radiant heron
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@unreal quarry Plz help they are cyber bullying me

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I’m extremely offended

void void
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Lol...

radiant heron
placid thicket
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who is brave enough to ping aikar to stop dis?

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both of u are petty

radiant heron
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I will do it

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I will be banned after this guys but at least I know I took one for the team @void void @placid thicket @static badge

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@slim nymph

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wat team

pulsar wigeon
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team fucking retard

radiant heron
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Goodbye everyone

void void
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I swear to god

pulsar wigeon
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you're the captain leaf

radiant heron
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This is my last words

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mfw

placid thicket
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now i am getting pinged :/

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has jira dedicated to his failures

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claims I'm the captain

void void
pulsar wigeon
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the real joke is this server has so many moderators and none of them ever do anything

void void
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true

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pulsar wigeon
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honestly why are they even mods

unreal quarry
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what the fuck you think I just did, wiz?

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void void
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#TakeDownTheMods

unreal quarry
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o_O

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overthrow the mods kappa

pulsar wigeon
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yea only took you 10 minutes

void void
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he was busy getting more coke wiz

pulsar wigeon
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i know you're busy with your custom MC shit

placid thicket
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but was he getting coke or coke?

void void
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Por que no los dos?

pulsar wigeon
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really billy

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STRIPPED OF RANK TOO

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de_molished

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now you're a common plebian kappa

wintry night
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is anyone here good at English grammar? Plz give me some help. I really want to figure out when using led by and when using lead by.

pulsar wigeon
tawdry coyote
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grammarly

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my grammar is garbage kappa

void void
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You don't use lead by.

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It's not a thing

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Lead is present tense, led is past tense.

cosmic raft
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sigh

pulsar wigeon
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sure you do

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he poured lead by the bucket into the cast

cosmic raft
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glasses were delayed on Tuesday due to an error

pulsar wigeon
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:^)

cosmic raft
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delayed today again

pulsar wigeon
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kashike

void void
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Well, ok

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Sure

pulsar wigeon
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fix your moderators

cosmic raft
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but I got free cleaner and wipes

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cosmic raft
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what wiz

pulsar wigeon
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you heard me

tawdry coyote
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fix your wiz

pulsar wigeon
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fix your moderators

cosmic raft
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what is broken

pulsar wigeon
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billy's brain, apparently

cosmic raft
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I have not been here all day

wintry night
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like this. this is a team led by or lead by someone

void void
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led

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pretty sure lead is a very right

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verb

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ye so it's just a matter of the tenses

tawdry coyote
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wow that's tense

void void
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When using the verb "to lead", you are stating the team is "led" by them but never "lead" by them; "lead" is present tense of the verb

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Damn can't type w/e

pulsar wigeon
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yea, lead by example simple

void void
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oh fuck blobsurprised

pulsar wigeon
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i mean you are correct, that's the present tense (technically imperative)

static badge
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english MonkaChrist

void void
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I just speak English, I don't know it ok.

pulsar wigeon
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but point is it's not as simple as "'lead by' is always wrong"

void void
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I'm better with the grammar of a language I'm studying. I'm shit at English grammar lmao

wintry night
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@pulsar wigeon yeah, I can get both led by and lead by usages online.

pulsar wigeon
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don't ping me

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jesus

void void
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I wish we could turn off pings

wintry night
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ok

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you can

placid thicket
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well i mean you can...

static badge
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it's called using IRC

pulsar wigeon
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i wish we had moderators that could enforce rules instead of being fucking retarded

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wiz vs moderators

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🍿

pulsar wigeon
proud lance
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LOL

void void
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lol...

pulsar wigeon
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go fuck yourself jesus

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get your fucking head out of your ass

void void
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They can kick anyone who talks bad about them but take forever to take action on an actual issue

pulsar wigeon
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thanks for proving my point i guess

void void
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Thanks Moderators, very cool

pulsar wigeon
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by being fucking retarded

placid thicket
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a mob is forming

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it is now wiz and simple vs moderators

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where's the fighting

candid moss
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I'm not tabbing into discord for nothing

void void
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.kill Leaf

limber knotBOT
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stuffs a bomb up Leaf's ass and waits for it to go off.

static badge
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whose this Leaf you speak of kappa

void void
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mf

placid thicket
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mods be like aPES_LulExplode

void void
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If only they were ducks.

void void
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i dont let the ducks grow up

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taste just as good kappa

void void
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they become balut

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.g balut

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(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food) -- Balut (food) - Wikipedia: "Balut is a developing bird embryo (usually a duck) that is boiled and eaten from the shell. It originated from and is commonly sold as street food in..."

Balut ( bə-LOOT, BAH-loot; also spelled as balot) is a developing bird embryo (usually a duck) that is boiled and eaten from the shell. It originated from and is commonly sold as street food in the Philippines.
The Tagalog and Malay word balot means "wrapped". The length o...

void void
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yum yum

pseudo talon
dense scaffold
winter sundial
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yikes mojang is adding more status effect icons for effects that aren't even obtainable in survival thonk

pulsar wigeon
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why is that yikes

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they've historically supported map makers etc

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I hear map makers use WE

pulsar wigeon
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:^)

cobalt surge
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@void void if you're talking about his many hats.. idk what to say.. he's a man of many hats!!

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wiz ur no longer a plebian kappa

peak dirge
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here's a crazy idea: timings for Canyon

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beta 1.7.3 best beta

static badge
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you know what you should do actually

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implement regionized ticking

peak dirge
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async chunks first

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threaded that is

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literally no api to uphold because lol 1.7.3 plugins kappa

peak dirge
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actually, nope

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do people use those ancient things

peak dirge
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lots of 1.7.3 beta stuff if you know where to look

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yes

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especially modded

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I guess you would need to if ur running 1.7.3

peak dirge
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PogU optimized compression

peak dirge
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now you can use Velocity with MethodHandle memes on Java 11+, great for the windows plebs

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fun fact: I succeeded where mikroskeem failed 🙂

pulsar wigeon
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.rekt mikroskeem

limber knotBOT
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mikroskeem, ☑ The Arekters

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in wat

peak dirge
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using the Java 11+ Deflater/Inflater ByteBuffer APIs to optimize compression

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he tried to do one for Cipher

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he wound up implementing a patch that used Cipher#update(ByteBuffer), until I pointed out that it makes a byte array copy internally for direct buffers

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So now, if you're on Windows and use Java 11+, Velocity 1.1.0 will feature compression performance similar to Velocity 1.0.x native compression

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is j11's impl good

peak dirge
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it's based on the system zlib, but the ByteBuffer stuff is truly native

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it will happily deflate/inflate from a direct buffer into a direct buffer with no extra memory copy

static badge
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huh

peak dirge
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Of course, if you're using the Velocity native, you're using zlib-ng which is better optimized.

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So there's still an advantage to running Velocity on Linux amd64 (I expect few takers for macOS amd64, which really only exists to allow cross-platform compatibility and allows me to more easily test the natives)

static badge
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shame you need to go native for that stuff

peak dirge
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But if you're on some obscure platform like Linux on PowerPC, FreeBSD on ARM, or my "favorite" platform, a consumer version of Windows, Velocity will just work better.

static badge
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p OMEGALUL werpc

peak dirge
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BuT mY gAmInG pC cAn RuN 24/7 bEcAuSe DaDdY pAyS tHe ElEcTrIc BiLl AnD i HaVe 15/2MbPs

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why do I like to spongebobify this shit

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@static badge don't fuck with powerpc

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powerpc is OMEGALUL

peak dirge
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I have a bunch of PowerPC Macs lurking

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big endian best endian

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we will never forgive the evil empire of intel and microsoft

static badge
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big endian sucks

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also mac kappa

peak dirge
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boy imma go install netbsd on one

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OF COURSE IT RUNS NETBSD YOU TWAT

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wtf is netbsd

peak dirge
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it runs on my toaster too

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sounds like some ancient boomer technology

peak dirge
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now you know why we like burning leaves

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NetBSD is intended to run on everything from NASA space shuttles to giant rack servers to toasters

static badge
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huh

peak dirge
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remember, your toaster was possible in part by stoned hackers at UC Berkeley

static badge
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it really is

cosmic raft
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stabs his eyes

static badge
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now you and z truly understand each other

cosmic raft
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well

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this is the prescription i'm getting in my new glasses:

static badge
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no idea what that means

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are they dummy thicc

cosmic raft
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dum leaf

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dum bot

cosmic raft
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OD = right eye
OS = left eye

Sphere = amount of lens power prescribed for nearsighted or farsighted vision. measured in diopter and uses (+) for farsightedness (hyperopia) and (-) for nearsightedness (myopia)
Cylinder = between 0 and 180 degrees; required to correct astigmatism
Axis = between 0 and 180 degrees; required to correct astigmatism
Add = magnifying power for reading, bifocal, multifocal and progressive lenses
Prism In = measured in prismatic diopter (p.d.). required when eye alignment needs assistance. It is indicated as follows: BO (base out), BU (base up), BI (base in), or BD (base down)

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@static badge

merry talon
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tldr

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yeah I'm retarded

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need english

void void
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Sounds good kash

unreal quarry
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his lenses are thin. back when I had glasses I was -3.5 on that "sphere" scale thing. your typical "coke bottle glasses" that are super thick are usually ~-8 or so

limber knotBOT
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sips silver needle

void void
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is tlauncer client can join to papermc

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?

limber knotBOT
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It runs Minecraft, it can join any version of Minecraft compatible with the version you are launching

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TLDR: Yes

void void
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what do you think guys wrong here?

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the client uses a tlauncher

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uh, he's using a cracked account? lmao

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yes

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he is

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and you want to allow this?

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yes

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put your server in offline mode then

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server.properties

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alright

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if someone fucks your server up by logging in as an admin because you didnt take the proper precautions then we're not liable

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we don't typically support cracked servers

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I'm not using crack server

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By allowing cracked accounts, you're running a cracked server.

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ohh okay

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so its a part of papermc security?

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No, it's minecraft security

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It's a mojang setting

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Offline mode bypasses mojang's authentication servers

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so I can allow it?

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you can but we won't support you with offline issues

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alright noted

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thanks for the information

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👍

peak dirge
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peak dirge
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yeah the patch is atrocious

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don't see anything retarded off the bat

golden carbon
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really wouldn't want to see the vanilla equiv of ChunkRegionLoader in 1.7.3 monkaMEGA

peak dirge
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it's actually fairly urbane

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well, except for all the main thread I/O, which Canyon can't really completely eliminate

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mojang going back to the roots of main thread I/O kappa

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why can't it be nuked from main?

peak dirge
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but at least exploring the world will try to go to the thread pool for loading chunks and only then going to the main thread

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blocking getChunkAt calls

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hm you would need an io executor to solve that

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I think the impl I have in paper could be used if modified slightly

peak dirge
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for now, I just block for the I/O from disk and then just execute the post-init stuff immediately

static badge
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that or a completable future + single thread executor

peak dirge
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in fact, I do use a completable future and a thread pool

static badge
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interesting

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one thing you should definitely do is move the compression/decompression to the thread pool

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current regionfile impl's do it on the read

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idk what 1.7.3's looks like

peak dirge
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Beta 1.7.3 does the same, except the reads from the input stream were inflated per read, which is pretty horrible. Canyon puts a BufferedInputStream in front so it's not as terrible.

static badge
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pfft

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m OMEGALUL jang

peak dirge
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The NBT deserialization does take place off the main thread tho

static badge
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a good start

peak dirge
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so by extension, decompressing does take place off the main thread

static badge
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wait what

peak dirge
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I have not implemented async saving yet, so that's still on the main thread for now

static badge
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I really should clone & patch

peak dirge
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you need my secret reassembled CB decompile

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and you might want to move to the Canyon Discord

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let me DM you

unique orchid
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tux stop breaking shit

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its not good for you

peak dirge
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I love breaking shit

unique orchid
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i mean same

peak dirge
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hypocrisy detected

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point proven

ionic violet
unique orchid
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i live in hypocrisy

static badge
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I do have a copy of CB 1060

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let's see, can I use their mc-dev repo for this jar

unique orchid
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@static badge apparently I made someone from spigot mad with my anti md5 comment at the end of my pr

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They came to the issue the problem was found on and started harassing me lol

quasi valley
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not too uncommon to achieve haha

unique orchid
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Like I couldn't tell why he gave so much of a fuck about md5 and spigot like

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I just said I didn't like him that's all

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Guy calls me an asshat lol

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Like idk what I did to deserve that

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But ok

static badge
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pretty sure he's retarded

unique orchid
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Lol his argument was that it was left this way all this time (since 2010, even though the code was in the spigot json chat code) that there had to be a reason it wasn't fixed

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I'm just sitting here like what are you on about

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Idk I didn't feel like porting it upstream because I feel like it would have just been ignored anyways

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Guy got mad at me for that too lol

peak dirge
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@static badge Yes, you can use the Bukkit mc-dev, in fact the mc-dev imports I do in Canyon are sourced from it

static badge
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I am having trouble resolving some stuff, gimme a min

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no pom in root dir thonk

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how do am build

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ah it must be using some tools not in the gh repo

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got src though kappa

peak dirge
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@static badge it's a more manual process

static badge
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I'm too feelsChromosomeMan to even deal with paper's build system

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even concrete's at times

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cd Canyon-API
mvn clean install
cd ../Canyon-Server
mvn clean install
cd ..
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Yeah, making this not a total pain in the arse is on the to-do list

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<configuration> <source>1.5</source> <target>1.5</target> </configuration>

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maven fucking stopped the build for that

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fuck you maven

peak dirge
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I hope you actually applied the patches, because it should be doing Java 8

static badge
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definitely did apply

peak dirge
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wtf

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that's in -api

zealous knot
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builds fine after -> 1.8

zealous knot
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Mfw

peak dirge
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o

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ic

static badge
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-server looks fine

peak dirge
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You can bump it up

static badge
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ah there we go

peak dirge
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It's because I'm using Java 8 to compile Canyon

static badge
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got me build

peak dirge
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you'll want to disable online mode unless you want to do a jar mod

static badge
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now that that's that IDE almost worked

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01:11:01 [SEVERE] java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: org/yaml/snakeyaml/constructor/BaseConstructor 😦

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probably a dep issue

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lemme see if I can fix this

lusty wren
void void
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fun fact: I succeeded where mikroskeem failed 🙂

that shit ended up 1) in infinite loop and later 2) mangled packets

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and as i aim for native anyway then i decided it wasn't that important x)

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ok wtf this has to be some kind of a joke

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deflater screamed at me when i didn't use ByteBuf#nioBuffer(index, maxlen)

onyx venture
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Do you know about some plugin that can save command when player is offline and run it as soon as he goes online?
For example, player is offline and I want to send him message.. so I will run some command which will save this and as soon as player goes online, it will send him the message

unreal quarry
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Essentials has /mail which does this

barren night
dense nova
light patio
static pawn
void void
vestal jasper
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k

limber knotBOT
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man sometimes I forget just how long jrpgs can be

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I'm like 60 hours into persona 5 and I can't particularly say that I'm close to completing it

ancient bolt
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y'all

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Ceiling Fan Trick Knockdown 2 - length 1m 5s - 4,028 likes, 192 dislikes (95.5%) - 345,445 views - Stuntman89 on 2018.01.02

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literally jackass

dapper nacelle
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fucking essentials is causing a permanent keepinventory

void void
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huh

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smells like misconfiguration to me

quasi valley
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or like an old version

void void
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essentialsx has permissions for keeping inventory

quasi valley
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also sounds like the wrong discord to complain about that doubt

pulsar wigeon
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mfw admins give * perms and wonder why things are happening

vestal jasper
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inb4 he gave users essentials.*

pulsar wigeon
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who tf is stefatorus and why are they sending me friend requests

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whatever, blocked i guess

vestal jasper
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friend request is a ping with extra steps prove me wrong

quasi valley
woven otter
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wow wiz is mad

limber knotBOT
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your mom is your dad with extra steps change my mind

quasi valley
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magmaguy is just a dressed up 7 year old with a fake beard change my mind

limber knotBOT
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ah shit, busted

mortal zinc
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there is this incredibly annoying vibe wizjany gives off

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i remember this one person i used to be friends with

limber knotBOT
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yeah I too find wiz's vibrators annoying

mortal zinc
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when you said something to them that they didn't like, or they had a problem with, they would just tune you out completely

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and not talk to you for like a few weeks or something

vestal jasper
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don't most people do that

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"hi you annoy me but I'm going to continue talking to you"

mortal zinc
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it was incredibly annoying

vestal jasper
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sounds pretty unlikely

knotty pecan
limber knotBOT
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lol what a funny joke vector

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you having a friend

mortal zinc
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LOL

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how can distance and magnitude ever have friends, right?

limber knotBOT
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tiago please show your beard

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beardpics are earned, not begged for

quasi valley
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it's fake, don't fall for it

limber knotBOT
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^-^ 0-*

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i'll send you an epic song, tiago

cosmic gorge
limber knotBOT
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oh this is a cute streamer huh

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fun fact, that«s the last pic you'll get before I get my reconstructive nose surgery

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cherish it

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I like your hooter.

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fun fact, if you zoom in real close into my face you can see how fucking amazing my bear looks

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beard*

green edge
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any suggestions about good places to advertise for mc server owners?

limber knotBOT
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if you pay me enough money I'll tattoo your server's IP on my face

green edge
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not a server

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but how much would you sell that for lol?

limber knotBOT
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10mil

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usd

green edge
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that's fair

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since you'd be wearing that for the rest of your life

limber knotBOT
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uh no

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I'd laser that shit out as soon as I'm done putting hte tattoo on lol

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then I'd go buy a mansion

green edge
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😂 if you tattoo your eyes

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not sure if laser would be safe

limber knotBOT
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that would be one weird ad

green edge
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true

limber knotBOT
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look into my eyes

golden gust
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I mean, I have an idea for "makeup" for magma

limber knotBOT
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that's right, this was a mcd's sponsorship all along

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your nose is cute already tho!

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I have them burger eyes

golden gust
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Realistic black eye

limber knotBOT
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if my nose were a political party it's be on the far right

golden gust
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Want me to knock it left for you?

limber knotBOT
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I actually have a pet scan of it but I can't read it because it's on a fucking CD and I don't have a drive

green edge
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lol

limber knotBOT
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nah I'm already paying $500 for a doc to punch it for me

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I might go grab my usb cd reader from my parent's place

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would be sort of cool to keep a copy

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what are you doing in my swamp

golden gust
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God, you made it look like he's seen a ghost

limber knotBOT
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Nope

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Colour balancew cba

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yeah wtf did you do to the skin lmao

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tried to colour balance it but it didnt work

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it's like I'm wearing some other person's flesh

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idk gamora? that nose is just plain green

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man are you a professional image editor

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I can't even tell it's not my nose

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Hello?

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trick question, you didn't change the nose

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Nope

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impossible, I can't tell the image was edited