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void void
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nah im on 1.12.2 with viaersion

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viaversion also limits

vestal jasper
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Leaf

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add a third one for the memes kappa

vestal jasper
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your moon mission happened with viaversion installed

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yeah?

vestal jasper
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so it obviously doesn't do the job well

digital talon
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NCP 1.12 was really good with a bit config fixing

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it's called I know how to play the limits

void void
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i was looking at apocalyse plugin but im afraid to run it because it might destroy my world

vestal jasper
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inb4 backdoor in your plugin to allow only you to bypass it

void void
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and the config is a billionlines

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it's open source

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but sure just for you vic kappa

vestal jasper
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what are unpushed changes

digital talon
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go for dynmap in 3d supershadermode bloodmasked

void void
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ok i have dynmap but havent heard of supershadermode

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vic

vestal jasper
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You act as if something being open source means it can't be modified prior to release and without this modification being comitted

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unlike ur retarded ass

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I push my stuff :>

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don't ever make mistakes kappa

ionic bison
digital talon
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dynmap in 1440p VR

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weeee need this 😃

void void
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yea i need that

woven otter
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wow leaf what's with your avatar

vestal jasper
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just... play the game then?

austere ivy
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.leaf

austere ivy
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.vic

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brian made one

digital talon
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640x480 laptop FeelsBadMan

austere ivy
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.brian

limber knotBOT
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tf

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there's a brian command?

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LUL

fallen oracle
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Yeah, that's Brian in the video.

austere ivy
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Correct.

void void
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what mod do ppl use for cinematics is it the replay mod?

fallen oracle
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Yurr

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@void void Ima warm up some pizza then we can talk

void void
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aight

austere ivy
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Simple can I join your server?

void void
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what server

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whats a game that doesnt have awful quests (like kill 10 of X monster, or walk to npc)

austere ivy
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Your server.

void void
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I don't have a server

austere ivy
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Yes you do D;

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What’s your passion project then?

void void
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I manage a server but it's empty because the owner went awol.

austere ivy
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Yes.

void void
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Manage as in IT manage the backend.

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There is nobody on it lol

austere ivy
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Can I join?

void void
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I guess?

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All the ssl certs are dead nice

austere ivy
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D/PM me the IP?

void void
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its gonna take a little while i need to go break into all the servers and readd my ssh keys.

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i dont even know if its running

fallen oracle
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Damn, Dawn freaking out over some tiny pokemon.

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I don't like this new pokemon intro

austere ivy
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Which?

void void
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renewing all the damn ssl certs

sturdy fulcrum
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That PokƩmon movie was good

fallen oracle
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@austere ivy It's the uhDiamond and Pearl: Sinnoh League Victors

sturdy fulcrum
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Just watched it yesterday

fallen oracle
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Is that on Netflix or something

sturdy fulcrum
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Nah it’s for rent tho

fallen oracle
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Is it new?

sturdy fulcrum
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Yea

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Kinda

fallen oracle
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Link?

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The Power of Us or Mewtwo strikes bhack?

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(DiscordBot) POKƉMON Detective Pikachu - Official Trailer #1 - length 2m 22s - 1,480,035 likes, 70,424 dislikes (95.5%) - 69,641,526 views - Warner Bros. Pictures on 2018.11.12

fallen oracle
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oh

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that

sturdy fulcrum
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Was a good movie actually

fallen oracle
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(DiscordBot) PokĆ©mon the Movie: The Power of Us—Full Trailer - length 1m 32s - 41,419 likes, 1,569 dislikes (96.4%) - 2,551,486 views - The Official PokĆ©mon YouTube channel on 2018.10.23

austere ivy
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Oh

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I need to watch Endgame still

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Blue ray is coming out for it tomorrow.

void void
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batman dies

austere ivy
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Which means it might be out for piracy online available on Redbox.

vestal jasper
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What are the last / top two characters?

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They look like lower case a's but there's no lowercase in this

void void
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i have no ideas what that is

vestal jasper
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sideways tho mfw

austere ivy
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Hmm either 8 or 9

void void
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@austere ivy it is down

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owner has not paid for the dedi

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like i said he is awol

austere ivy
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Oof.

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What’s the idea of the server?

void void
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webserver and database are up tho so whatever

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it was literally just survival

austere ivy
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Oh. So what’s your current passion project?

void void
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i don't have one lol

austere ivy
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Oh :(

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Oh :(

vestal jasper
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150 H1 DCWID@CUSTOMER NUMBER@

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huh

carmine hinge
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How stable is 1.13.2?

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vs 1.12.2

void void
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its stable.

fallen oracle
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Just had my first can of Mtn Dew since January, it taste so different to me now.

void void
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does it taste like a sugar avalanche

fallen oracle
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Basically

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46g of sugar jesus chrsit

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I can't believe I used to drink 3 of these a day

acoustic pilot
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Diet Mtn Dew tastes exactly the same, recommend

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I drink it all day lol

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The Diet Mountain Dew and Diet Sunkist taste exactly like the original šŸ˜„

digital talon
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wait... but you pay for calories? ^^

acoustic pilot
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I don't normally like diet soda, but was pleasantly surprised

void void
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i actually quite like diet pepsi

acoustic pilot
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More like all the sugar

void void
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can't stand regular pepsi

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can't do it

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diet pepsi has a decent taste though

fallen oracle
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Alright, so, simple, what does the change you are suggest actually change in the plugin?

austere ivy
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I don’t like soft drinks at all.

acoustic pilot
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I enjoy the diet too because it doesn't take you out of keto either.

void void
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well you haven't actually finished implementing db yet for everything so..like, nothing

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as i was saying, the only thing i had to do was make gson static

fallen oracle
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I mean it works on mysql

austere ivy
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Thank goodness because my mother/family never let me have pop at all. Like if we were at a party I could have a bit but we never bought any otherwise.

fallen oracle
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Yeah you can make it static

void void
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then that was all i was saying ha

fallen oracle
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If it makes it easier implementing other ones too

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Then go for it

austere ivy
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I was always like man why can’t I have soft drinks :(

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Now I’m appreciative.

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Lots of kids and adults who are hooked on pop and it’s so unhealthy for them.

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Their teeth, all the sugar, bleach.

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Bleth*

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Blegh*

acoustic pilot
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Big Gulp culture in the US

austere ivy
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Thanks autocorrect.

acoustic pilot
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lol

fallen oracle
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Alright yeah simple go ahead with whatever, I'm down as long as I understand it šŸ˜„

acoustic pilot
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Pretty sure the US is the only country you see people walking around with 32oz cups full of corn syrup sweetened soda.

austere ivy
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I used to drink goats milk (cannot drink cows milk am lack toast in taller ants) like crazy though, that was unhealthy. Like I would not drink any water the entire day, just milk. Now I mainly drink water though.

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Not just corn syrup. High fructose corn syrup. And the insane amounts of fructose it has.

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Say it with me:

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Di ahh bee tuss

void void
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i drink steak

austere ivy
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Nice

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Sort by from: TehBrian has: image

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Go back a bit, you’ll find some pictures of steak I had :p

sturdy fulcrum
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You didn’t cook it though

austere ivy
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My father did.

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I cooked the Alfredo.

sturdy fulcrum
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Good steak is only recognized when you cook it yourself

void void
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i eat raw steak

austere ivy
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Well the Alfredo was good.

sturdy fulcrum
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That was the last steak I made

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Was a perfect steak

digital talon
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I see. You forgot to take a picture before eating xD

sturdy fulcrum
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We were camping in the woods during that meal

digital talon
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Nom 😃

void void
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ur steak pink mine are red

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i gotthat epic steak

sturdy fulcrum
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I like mine pink with a little stink

void void
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also got that epic overpriced steak

sturdy fulcrum
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These were ribeye but I cut them before grilling

digital talon
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I am getting hungry

acoustic pilot
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Me too, should thaw something...

fallen oracle
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Just had some pizza

austere ivy
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three hundred thousand feet in altitude

void void
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I woke up kinda late so I've only had one meal. Still got a gigantic amount of calories left but I'm not hungry at all lmao

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rip

fallen oracle
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rip

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Feeling another nap coming on

fallen oracle
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@void void Should I stay up for this or am I good to go to bed in an hour or so? I might go for a walk real quick to burn off some of this pizza.

void void
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oh ill work on it in a lil bit and pr later

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ur gud

fallen oracle
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kk

limber knotBOT
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you should wait an hour or so before you sleep though

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its not good to lay down after eating pizza

fallen oracle
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10-4

void void
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alright i realize this might be simple af for some yall math wizards, but i skipped math in secondary ok. so im really proud i just solved this no issues:
I(t)=1.5cos((2pi/365)t)+4.3, solving t for I(t)=5.2.

digital talon
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Is google still too dump for that?

spring grotto
void void
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dunno didnt use google

digital talon
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but looks interesting 😃 I am proud of you

cunning frost
void void
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Happens at 52 days and 311 days, but 52 days is in the middle of spring so it had to be 311

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\o/

digital talon
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^^

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Math is some kind of hate/love for me... that kind of math I hate xD

void void
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Well, yeah. I was kinda slow in secondary. I got up to algebra 2 by senior year (some of my classmates did algebra 2 as freshman... :\ )

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so... yea

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i never did even trigonometry

digital talon
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Every kind of logic is great 😃 I just need to be interested in it

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I haven“t had math for 20 years xD

void void
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Haha

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Well, I signed up for precalculus at school. Starts in a week

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But...like

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I have major anxiety that I'll get in there and it'll be shit I have no idea what's going on.

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So I'm trying to do this stuff on khan academy to prepare

digital talon
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It is praticising. I barely know any formula anymore 😃

void void
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Same, I've forgotten most of what I learned in high school šŸ˜“

digital talon
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But preparing is really good.

void void
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I think I need to do calculus 1&2 to get my 2 year compsci degree, so. Bleh.

digital talon
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But I also cheated a lot because I forgot every formula xD

void void
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I am kinda excited to take chemistry and physics again though

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I remember I liked the subject, hated the teachers in high school

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My experience in college are the profs are much better at teaching it

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(so far)

azure patio
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jesus I remember our teacher on math at hight school
everyone called him god of numbers

void void
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My hs chem teacher actually died im pretty sure

azure patio
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fucked up shit

void void
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He was an asshole

digital talon
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Thats their job 😃 They do it every day

void void
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Well yeah so do the hs teachers though

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Yet mine sucked

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mistyped number on calculator and finished equation and answer was off by 3 days

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thanks fat fingers

fallen oracle
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Ouch

void void
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wtf lol

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Hungry Harry sounds like me.

cosmic raft
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finding domain names these days is hard

azure patio
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?

cosmic raft
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lol

digital talon
azure patio
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your.space

digital talon
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thisisgetting.dirty

azure patio
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my spelling always 100%

digital talon
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autocorrection.ftw

azure patio
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why using autoccrection when 0 brain cells? <-- 0 brain cells message

digital talon
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:/

azure patio
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:/

void void
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how deep?

golden gust
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2"

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what happens when ur a tea drinker

limber knotBOT
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You drink tea

austere ivy
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o-o

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O_O

void void
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@cosmic raft cos i bought every single domain

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all mine

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none4u

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I can't believe the bukkit forums is still alive

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many posts daily too

cosmic raft
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:(

void void
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their download page links to Spigot's Build Tools

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yeah, I thought everyone had abandoned it

digital talon
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many hosters still rely on bukkit plugins

void void
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I found that funny, bukkit linking to their former enemy

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spigot becomes the bukkit and the paper becomes the spigot šŸ¤”

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Though I think all of the bukkit devs moved over to spigot now

digital talon
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spigot plugins aren“t checked

void void
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premium spigot plugins are

digital talon
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but 90% isnt premium

void void
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true

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I wish spigot plugins were checked. The resource page is full of thrash

void void
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I don't know why I even bother, the engine doesn't support my graphics card and will just crash anyway

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also pinnacle doesn't want to start for some reason, so back to JoyToKey I go

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I was hoping to try something new, preloaded profiles that is

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instead of always having to make my own profiles

azure patio
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there are better things than blustacks

void void
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please fill me in

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I can't find a way to play asphalt 8 airborne without an android emulator

fallen oracle
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What the actual fuck

void void
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yep engine crashed as I thought would happen

azure patio
fallen oracle
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@golden gust So I got another email from the dude

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I'm so confused

golden gust
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wut?

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Who?

void void
fallen oracle
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That's from the chat control dude

void void
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BlueStacks doesn't know how to clean up after itself like almost every other program does I guess

azure patio
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tf I started winows and I cant even take svreenhtos

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IDK HOW

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print screen

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apint

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wtf

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so complicated

void void
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get lightshot

azure patio
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I dont even have xshare here

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rn

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I dont know lightshot

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I hate windows

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fricking games

void void
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wait

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I am waisting so much time

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need for speed is available for pc

azure patio
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now: windows updates in background: updating:

void void
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and it is 100x better then asphalt 8 airborne

azure patio
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I remeber when i was small and was playing need for speeds with brother, that assh*le

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he was so bad

void void
azure patio
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ram 2 gb

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for game

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today you won't see anything like that, like games created in this year

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nobody is even caring try to optimize the games

void void
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I bet

digital talon
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I have a quad here not using anymore ^^

azure patio
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they just say today they can have bambilion of gb rams and don't optmize

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isn't there some settings in firefox?

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to chosee on every download

digital talon
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but pls calm down a bit... this is not instagram with food @void void

void void
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yes and I just turned it on

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lel

azure patio
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nice

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virus is downloading

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O_o

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.ru

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cracked stuff, that's not allowed on dicord

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ToS

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wait I'm just dumv

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idk what it is

void void
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So much faster then 1 mb a second

azure patio
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yes

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cracked stuff

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i guessed right

void void
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It's against the tos if I distribute it, flexing is not

azure patio
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flexing with cracked stuff

void void
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haha

digital talon
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ru bot ^^

void void
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Don't know how I didn't have IDM already installed

austere ivy
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@vestal jasper

azure patio
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aka I'm playing CentOS

void void
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lmao

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done

wind owl
azure patio
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smh

void void
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windows 10 is a pos

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updates should not be forced

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erm

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I selected englisch but ok

azure patio
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some old software

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I guess

void void
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now it is englisch, okay

azure patio
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RU

void void
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english

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oh yeah, I forgot there is a different spelling for englisch in englisch

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well remember it u good for nothing germ

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please default to english please

digital talon
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o.O

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Idk if cracked content is allowed here

azure patio
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^

void void
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neither do I but it is not distributing so

azure patio
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talking is not allowed too

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i think

void void
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i'll remove the image anyway

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we talk about piracy all the time in here

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^

azure patio
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loool

void void
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it's spigot that says no

azure patio
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I was thinking Discord ToS

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Lenny Face

void void
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well discord tos can't do nothing unless you distribute it

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maybe, but i don't think they can tell you that you can't talk about it

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and even then it is a gray area for them to step in

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welp, that's what I get for installing it on an expansion card

digital talon
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I mean installing a 7 year old game? whats wrong with you sharing that?

void void
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i had that game

azure patio
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I joined Wolrd Of Tanks after a 7 moths I think and I got 3 premium tanks

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wtf

void void
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I mean, people go crazy if you pirate minecraft and that is 11 years old

digital talon
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it is 10 years old ^^

void void
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i played midnight club 3 also

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we dont support cracked mc here because we literally can't

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but talking about it, whatever

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and burnout (3?)

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veyr epic games

fallen oracle
void void
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i cant blame because there's no evidence that i know of

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but i strongly think it is true

digital talon
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I just don“t see what is so interesting spamming intall pics all the time

void void
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50/50 chance he was murdered basically cos theres no evidence of anything its all wrapped up illuminati confirmed CIA FBI whitewash

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he spams pics of everything, it's annoying

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should be renamed Devon Spammer

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trump spreads a lot of conspiracy theories in his twitter posts

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like wat else

digital talon
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it is embarrassing

void void
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i havent seen a conspiracy other than epstein from trump

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and thats hardly a conrpisracy its basically fact

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some1 with connections to politicians and powerful people who potentialyl can ruin their careers not being disappeared is more unrealistic than being disappeared

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that site is hardly the place to be reading for news on the situation

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It's not spam according to discord, spam is quicker then 5 seconds between messages according to discord. To an everyday person? Yeah maybe

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they're clearly left, they will deny it

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in the same vein

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a right site will push it

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find a neutral site about it

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like reuters.

digital talon
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this is not instagram and not twitter nor facebook... pls stop spamming useless shit @void void

void void
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use wikipedia or fact check sites lul

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nice

void void
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I personally don't think it's trump's place to spread anything

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It's under investigation by the proper authorities

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He is the president, not investigator in chief

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However, I don't necessarily think he's wrong (or right)

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I'm waiting

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I shouldn't have said anything to continue the conversation of politics, it is nothing but drama. I haven't followed the news in months, aside from reading articles from neutral sites.

digital talon
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don“t you have a US king now? over the law? xD

void void
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wat

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trump is EPIC

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if u dont vote trump u may aswell vote epstein luuul

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im not even american and im voting trump!!

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says a lot

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^

digital talon
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but sorry... Its better to stay out of politics

austere ivy
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I don't like Trump anymore. I never really disagreed that much about what he said beforehand (except, you know, anti-vaccine..)

cosmic raft
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oh lord

austere ivy
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HOWEVER once he said that thing about videogames causing violence

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he bad in my book

cosmic raft
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verizon is selling tumblr to automattic (wordpress)

void void
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lmao

austere ivy
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(DiscordBot) CONGRATULATIONS TO VERIZON ON A 98.1% loss on Tumblr (paid... : wallstreetbets - 472 comments, 8,582 points - communistjack, 5h ago

fallen oracle
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@cosmic raft for a 99 loss

austere ivy
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Yeah, at a 99.7% loss

fallen oracle
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I thought they were selling it to PornHub

void void
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amazing

austere ivy
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Verizon said "nop not them"

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Anyway with the Epstein thing, I don't know about the Clintons murdering him however I'm actually part of the conspiracy theory he was murdered..

fallen oracle
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I'm pretty sure everyone is

void void
austere ivy
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Interesting information is.. he's a billionaire, right?

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HOW?

fallen oracle
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He could've put away a lot of government officials

austere ivy
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How is he a billionaire?

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How did he get the money?

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Nowhere, no one knows how he got money.

fallen oracle
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And bristish family

austere ivy
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He also just so happened to have a child prostitution ISLAND.

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Where the CLINTONS FLEW TO ._.

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but not JUST THEM

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A LOT OF POWERFUL people.

void void
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yes brian

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not sure how accurate it is considering I am not from Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika

austere ivy
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Billionaires, government officials. It's nuts. So I don't doubt people murdered him.

cosmic raft
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lmao

void void
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yes brian

austere ivy
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LOL

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Imagine a fish selling for more than Tumblr.

void void
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wait, one tuna?

austere ivy
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Yes.

digital talon
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must be cute ^^

austere ivy
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Well that's what the headline would make me believe.

void void
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yes

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one 612 pound tuna

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yikes

cosmic raft
void void
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lmao

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wonder what tumblr's current annual operating expenses are atm

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= 3m?

cosmic raft
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at least $3.50

void void
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sounds about right

static badge
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at least $69

void void
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the political axis/compass tests are basically useless

fallen oracle
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So is WordPress bringing back porn blogs? Asking for Epstein.

static badge
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epstein is dead

void void
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lol

fallen oracle
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Or so you think

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DUN DUN DUN

void void
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oh boy

austere ivy
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kash would you like one of the avatar thingies I'm making?

cosmic raft
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i have an avatar already

void void
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and its hawt

austere ivy
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it is.

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But is it as epic as my OH MY GOSH

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MY WEBSITE IS GOING TO TURN INTO MY PORTFOLIO.

void void
austere ivy
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I can have a portfolio for my songs, my 3d renders, my krita things, pixel art, my code, my vector art.

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this is epic.

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https://tehbrian.xyz has a purpose ^-^

cosmic raft
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no

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the typo hurts

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you're, not your

fallen oracle
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HE APOLOGIZED

void void
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he did indeed

austere ivy
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why's it gotta be 18+

void void
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but i still hate him

austere ivy
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is it that bad of a joke

void void
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the entire subreddit is 18+

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because jokes /may be/ nsfw

austere ivy
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what

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how am I subscribed to it then

void void
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because it's just a warning?

austere ivy
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wait what

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I already saw this post

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and it wasn't nsfw

void void
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they don't actually block you

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mods probably marked it so

austere ivy
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r/jokes isn't 18+

void void
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why are you so confused all the time brian.

austere ivy
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open an incognito tab

austere ivy
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go to r/jokes

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it's not 18+

void void
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brian no one cares

austere ivy
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,_,

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Python's where it's at.

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You know, you should take this online python course on udemy.

void void
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Python is disgusting

austere ivy
#

Wait no.

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That's not how it goes.

void void
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indents lol

austere ivy
#

It goes like..

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Python is where it's at.

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You can do almost anything with it.

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YOU KNOW,

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You should sign up for this free python bootcamp on udemy.

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every

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single

#

video

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PYTHON'S WHERE IT'S AT.

void void
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@void void that's actually a play on words

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not a typo

azure patio
cosmic raft
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and you should learn to use the fucking spacebar. enter != space

austere ivy
#

Like I get it, python is nice, thanks asian something guy.

void void
#

seriously

#

I get that, I was just going along with the joke

austere ivy
#

kash I think you just deeply offended me

azure patio
#

wut pyhon is slow

#

af

void void
#

yeah he's just being retarded

#

like every day

fallen oracle
#

WoT pog

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I played that a long time ago

void void
#

says a lot

austere ivy
void void
#

reddit is impossible to talk about anything

#

anything not a cat picture = banned

#

Have you considered that retards get banned?

#

Make the connection

#

no

#

the mods are retards

#

who has the time to look at every single post and ban

austere ivy
#

kash

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at least I'm drawing

#

what are you doin >:(

void void
#

Just because for the first time in the entire existence of the site the mods are actually doing their job doesn't mean that reddit is all of a sudden bad

austere ivy
#

you could be drawing with me ^~^

fallen oracle
#

I literally COULD NOT care less about this subject.
There are no words to describe the level of apathy I have for this topic.
I cannot even begin to describe how irrelevant that is to me.
There are few things in this dreary hellscape of an existence that even remind me that I am still alive. And yet, you have said something SO useless and unnecessary that I somehow feel even less alive than I was before.
Did you think your comment was interesting, insightful, or- God almighty forbid- humorous? I dearly hope not, for if so, you have failed so miserably that I had to write this message to describe how vividly no one cares about your comment.

May God, or whoever you believe in (or no one at all) rest your forsaken soul, lest you torment me further with your uncanny ability to say things so utterly, amazingly pointless that I feel the need to send you this message.

jaunty oriole
#

saved

void void
#

redit has been at it for a while, banning everything

#

prob over a year now its impossible for any1 edgy to use

#

Glare, https://iwillputyouinthe.icu:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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downvotes were fine

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i would have a single comment with -200 downvotes

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now days i just get nuked by the mods with ban

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Probably because you post retarded shit.

fallen oracle
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I’m here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer šŸ™„ I’ll be waiting on ya - I’ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - I’ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that you’re ACTUALLY a buds graduate I’ll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I’m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there - either way 😊

austere ivy
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@void void please don't.

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Here's the better version:

void void
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Shut up, Brian.

austere ivy
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I will not be bullied like this.

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5 minutes outside the pool.

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Go.

void void
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no its nothing to do with the content of my posts

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.kill TehBrian

limber knotBOT
#

rips TehBrian's intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.

austere ivy
#

.kill Simple

limber knotBOT
#

stuffs a bunch of C4 up Simple's ass and waits for it to go off.

void void
#

You just pulled my trap card.

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That's my kink.

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there are age play and poo and pee subreddits but they dont get banned

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only dank memes get banned

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Ok blood.

austere ivy
#

um

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you know

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this server is awful

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and I think I'm

void void
#

I'm sure you post highly intellectual, well-liked content, and that the evil mods and people on Reddit just downvote it for fun.

austere ivy
#

I'm going to leave

cosmic raft
#

allow me to help with that

fallen oracle
#

Are you DTF (down to finance) with some CBT (coin & bill totaling). I could show you my BBC (big banking checks), or we could do a MILF (massive industrial legal firm).

void void
#

i post intellectual content true

fallen oracle
#

Alright I think that's enough copypastas for the night

void void
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lol

#

This hungry harry problem

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"What is the second time after Harry wakes up that he feels like consuming 17kg of sheep? Round your answer to the nearest tenth of an hour."

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The two answers are 0.6 hours and 11.4 hours

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šŸ˜‚

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Imagine waking up and 40 minutes later being like

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"Hmm...

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I want 17 kg of sheep. Right the fuck now."

azure patio
#

windows pop soemthing
options:
wait hour = waits horu to oip ahain
ok = restarts
restart now = restarts

void void
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just dont press any

azure patio
#

pop waits for a few mins

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starts to restart

void void
#

so the install failed saying corrupted package, so I am reunpacking the download to my ssd instead of my old af expansion card and hoping it works this time

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@cosmic raft did brian actually leave lol

cosmic raft
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i kicked

void void
#

LOL

fallen oracle
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Poor guy

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No more drawings

#

Rip

void void
#

not even mad

fallen oracle
#

Don't see Reuters covering this

#

I'm appalled

void void
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how dare those cripples not stand

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er

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how can they stand if they are all in wheelchairs meaning they can't stand or walk?

#

devon it's a joke

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ah lol

fallen oracle
#

TIL that 911 and 9/11 were purly coincidental

void void
#

really?

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i thought the number popped up after 9/11

#

i suppose that might be a common thought

fallen oracle
#

First call to 911 was in 1968

void void
#

huh

#

interestig

#

Word problems are usually pretty stupid

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) How to make a minecraft nazi banner - length 2m 41s - 195 likes, 94 dislikes (67.5%) - 6,921 views - infinityforce 71 on 2018.06.01

fallen oracle
#

What the actual fuck

celest coyote
#

hes a real gamer

void void
#

its very accurate

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Big Bang Theory where only one person finds it funny - length 2m 6s - 49,862 likes, 1,523 dislikes (97.0%) - 1,219,031 views - Turbo Sloth on 2017.02.10

void void
#

Have you watched it without laugh tracks

fallen oracle
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Yeah

void void
#

It's turns into a bunch of retards being rude to each other

fallen oracle
#

This guy's laugh though

void void
#

lol

#

God this show is so fucking stupid I swear

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Big Bang Theory- laugh track is replaced with Matthew McConaughey saying "alright, alright, alright" - length 2m 46s - 1,489 likes, 30 dislikes (98.0%) - 123,495 views - Turbo Sloth on 2017.03.02

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Tim Allen Grunt Everyday 3/17/17 - length 23s - 1,233 likes, 50 dislikes (96.1%) - 109,253 views - Maximum Malcolm on 2017.03.17

void void
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Lmao

#

just turned flux off and literally got blinded

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Hungry Eyes - length 2m 53s - 3,927 likes, 136 dislikes (96.7%) - 131,944 views - Lizzie Bilbrey on 2016.12.05

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) mINECRAFT dURNK LET'S PLAY IT 27 LET'S FRIOGGIN GO!!!!! FUN YA@! I'M FUNK YOW= YOU? - length 7m 36s - 1,483 likes, 41 dislikes (97.3%) - 74,328 views - Martin's Maker on 2010.12.23

fallen oracle
#

This guy is so drunk omfg

void void
#

mc while drunk is actually incredibly fun

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My brother turned 21 today, he's out barhopping right now

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Would not be surprised if he's already passed out in a bathroom somewhere

fallen oracle
#

Lol

azure patio
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drunk man: better quality of audio and video than pewdiepie

limber knotBOT
#

Fantastic

#

Burritos > Tacos

void void
#

Someone get the firing squad.

#

Oh wait, I am the firing squad.

#

.kill frostedflakes

limber knotBOT
#

slices frostedflakes's limbs off with a polished axe.

void void
#

.lart frostedflakes

limber knotBOT
#

dragon punches frostedflakes.

void void
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Problem solved.

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Big Bang Theory where its laugh track is Tim Taylor grunting - length 1m 36s - 1,523 likes, 59 dislikes (96.3%) - 135,727 views - Turbo Sloth on 2018.02.28

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Nerf Screamer Football But With Human Screams - length 33s - 3,514 likes, 41 dislikes (98.8%) - 300,503 views - We Did It! Sketch on 2015.05.18

rocky wave
#

ops, leaf got new avatar

void void
#

at this point i've passed 3/4 of this quiz so many times it's rerolling questions i've answered successfully so im looking at prior work and speeding through :^)

limber knotBOT
#

hi

void void
#

hello.

grand pewter
#

i just wanted to see what happened if i typed on the irc lol

void void
#

you become a robot

grand pewter
#

fascinating

void void
#

@fallen oracle you still awake lol

#

my brother got home, he is so drunk he is currently crying to his girlfriend

#

happy 21st birthday :)))

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void void
#

i cant stop fucking laughing

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i was telling him my 21st story, and he was like "i am not going to get wasted, i've always been able to handle alcohol better than you."

#

he is wailing and talking in high pitch and crying and dry heaving

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and coughing

#

it's perfect

sturdy fulcrum
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Rip

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I was wasted at 7pm and had to go to work at 11

void void
#

lul

sturdy fulcrum
#

Good thing I don’t do much at work

gusty drum
sturdy fulcrum
#

Welcome

azure patio
void void
#

dont judge clip

#

he is god

azure patio
#

addiction

sturdy fulcrum
#

Oh shoot I forgot to turn off my pc

azure patio
#

lol

peak kite
#

surrrrrreeeeee,

gaunt summit
worn ember
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Everyone that's better at pvp than me is a hacker. And that'd a fact

woven otter
#

.kill simple

limber knotBOT
#

gets some friends together and shivs simple a few times.

limber knotBOT
#

hi! i recently set up a server, and one of the players is complaining about being teleported back to where they were when moving around (client/server desync?). nobody else seems to have this issue, and the server tickrate seems fine. any ideas on how to troubleshoot?

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their ping seems fine when i look at the tab list.

#

laggy server?

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timings?

celest coyote
#

the cake is a lie

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tps is a lie

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ping is a lie

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cpu usage is a lie

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its all lies

#

(╯°▔°)╯︵ ┻━┻

limber knotBOT
#

minecraft is a social construct

mortal jewel
pliant turtle
#

Apparently

#

Spigot has failed us once again lmao

#

This plugin was backdoored PepeHands

void void
#

seriously guys i need to get atleast 200 plugins for my server

mellow pagoda
#

Anyone got VPS suggestions (20-40 GBP) Have my eye on nitrous networks or vpscraft at the minute.

void void
limber knotBOT
#

what specs do you need?

peak kite
#

what you got?

trail stirrup
icy flame
#

Hello!

#

The reasons are :

  1. To compare the two jars and see if we already have the latest one
  2. To check for a corrupted download
limber knotBOT
#

to check if you have the latest, just check the build number

acoustic pilot
#

A checksum would be cool, since you still want to verify the integrity of the download.

icy flame
#

Check the build number with what? the file name?

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I don't think thats a very good solution šŸ˜›

acoustic pilot
#

I don't think it's a bad idea to include a checksum, but not sure if anyone would be around to add that any time soon.

celest coyote
acoustic pilot
celest coyote
#

Javascript is something else..

acoustic pilot
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So if you had the time and commitment, you may be able to submit a PR.

icy flame
#

It's because you create a NaN with the two plus'es

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or something like that

#

it has a lowercase so it must be NaN

celest coyote
#

I know there is a logical explaination

#

I still think its something else

wide chasm
#

"logical"

celest coyote
#

Illogical logical explaination

pulsar wigeon
#

idk seems logical to me

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the other option would be error from trying to use the unary operator '+' on a string

#

but since javascript types are all squishy that makes less sense

wide chasm
#

You don't need to error on + operation on string, just for two plusses in a row.

#

And, I'd prefer that tbh.

pulsar wigeon
#

that's not two plusses in a row though

icy flame
#

its because + + 'a'

pulsar wigeon
#

we know why

wide chasm
#

'b' + 'a' + + 'a' + 'a'?

#

How are there not two plusses in a row?

icy flame
#

it converts the string into a number

pulsar wigeon
#

because one plus is evaluated before concat

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'a' + (+'a') +

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ASTs are ordered

wide chasm
#

What's (+'a') suppossed to do?

icy flame
#

Converts it into a number

pulsar wigeon
#

unary plus operator on a string

#

yea, essentially converting it to a number

#

same as !!'a' forcing to boolean

icy flame
#

Then with the plus it becomes NaN

#

so you ahve baNaNa

wide chasm
#

Smh, just throw an error, this is bs.

icy flame
#

with the last + 'a'

pulsar wigeon
#

error would be incorrect tho

icy flame
#

so you lowercase it

pulsar wigeon
#

because then you can't use it for e.g. 0 + +'1'

#

(another contrived example, but this time correct)

wide chasm
#

Who in the world thought that a +'1' operation would be logical for conversion to number? Or am I the only one who finds that weird syntax?

acoustic pilot
#

Converting a negative number represented by a string, into a number?

#

+'-1' ?

#

maybe

#

So like a string number from user input perhaps

#

Not sure if that's actually what would happen there

#

Haven't touched JS in forever

#

oh it doesn't do that

#

just comes back as -1 šŸ˜›

pulsar wigeon
#

you'd need -'-1' to make it positive

acoustic pilot
#

oh right derp lol

pulsar wigeon
#

if that's what you meant

acoustic pilot
#

yeah it is

limber knotBOT
#

wow

#

some "premium" developer uploaded a test plugin that checks if his drm works on the machine of the user so they can check before buying šŸ˜‚

pulsar wigeon
#

🤦

#

o boi

#

thought drm is against spigot tos anyway

limber knotBOT
#

the test plugin is obfuscated šŸ˜‚

pulsar wigeon
#

or...does it not use internet connection to drm?

acoustic pilot
#

fuck all DRM

limber knotBOT
#

well, that test plugin checks if it can reach this url

#

reported the free plugin for funsies, lets see šŸ˜‚

pseudo haven
#

does anyone here use concrete on a production server thinksmart

cedar spade
#

concete > concrete

static badge
#

concrete > all

cedar spade
#

except concete

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concete is lightweight

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drops unnecessary "r"s

acoustic pilot
#

concrete sounds heavy and slow

#

would not recommend

static badge
#

concrete is god tier kappa

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you know concrete got its first user yesterday

#

already beating the shit out of paper

acoustic pilot
#

concrete is bronze

cedar spade
#

concete is a homophone of conceit therefore concete is best

worn ember
#

Asphalt is where it's at

#

Stop living in the past

icy flame
#

What's concrete?

quasi valley
#

it's a homonym of itself thinksmart

vestal jasper
#

thought drm is against spigot tos anyway
Wiz. You're assuming they actually give a single fuck about enforcing their resource TOS.

pulsar wigeon
#

kenny reminder to rebrand ur dum CUI plugin

acoustic pilot
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lol

quasi valley
#

ahhh right

acoustic pilot
#

CUI name thief

quasi valley
#

will do that on the weekend, promise aaaa_helpme

pulsar wigeon
#

just had another user asking about it this morning šŸ™ƒ

quasi valley
#

rip

pulsar wigeon
#

get more comments bruh

quasi valley
#

I'll just spam 100 sad faces into my own discussion

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problem solved

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... now I have to think of an actual name thinking_eyes if not I'll just use SUI instead of CUI dinnerthinkšŸ¦†

cedar spade
#

Particle User Interface

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PUI

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||ha ha yes poop jokes||

meager dawn
#

pfft who needs autoupdaters anyway

@echo off
:loop
REM Download the latest release of paper into the server.jar file
echo Downloading the latest release of paper before starting. This might take a while.
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest https://papermc.io/api/v1/paper/1.14.4/latest/download -OutFile server.jar"
REM Wait for it to finish
echo Download process finished. Attempting to start server..

REM Start the server with minimum memory allocation of 2GB, maximum memory allocation of 4GB
java -Xms2048M -Xmx4096M -jar server.jar nogui
goto loop```
peak kite
#

pfft, make it git the repo and compile it..

plucky bough
glacial gull
#

Am I allowed to ask for mod suggestions in general chat?

#

Specifically need one for claiming chests/making build crafted things indestructible.

woven otter
#

mod or plugin suggestions?

#

oh yes someone was making that CUI thing

lethal garnet
glacial gull
#

Plugin suggestions @woven otter

#

Just need something easy to use to make peoples builds indestructible and inaccessible to others when it comes to chests/storage and crafting stuff.

quasi valley
#

modernlwc is still around I think

pulsar wigeon
#

use LWCX if you're going for LWC :^)

glacial gull
#

LWC?

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Like does it stand for anything

vestal jasper
#

LWC Extended

pulsar wigeon
#

LWC itself was short for lightweight chest, iirc

#

though it does more than chests these days

vestal jasper
#

Even signs

#

Thus being able to pretty much lock any block

#

At least to some extent

glacial gull
#

Good to know, I grabbed it and added it to my server. The suggestion and help is much appreciated.

tulip lotus
#

Can someone tell me a residence plugin for free?

dapper nacelle
#

after an entity takes damage there is a little cooldown before it can be damaged again

#

is there a way to set that cooldown to 0

#

I could cancel the damage event and apply damage on player interact but that sucks

fallen oracle
#

I'm sitting here in the Dr office and a local animal shelter commerical came on and the kid next to me insisted on going with his dad to play with the dogs. It's so cute.

balmy veldt
acoustic pilot
#

Lol US import tariffs against Chinese consumer electronics were delayed

#

Guess they realize how horribly bad of an idea that is to do during back-to-school season

#

And yes it includes stuff like laptops made in China

#

(by Chinese companies, I mean)

#

I imagine a lot of Americans are gonna be pretty pissed when consumer electronics prices start to spike (if/when those tariffs go into effect)

#

Oh it appears to affect consumer electronics made in China, period. Not just by Chinese companies. So this affects Apple pretty hugely, which explains why Apple's shares spiked after the delay announcement.

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Holy shit how astoundingly stupid lol

static badge
#

could be worse

acoustic pilot
#

The import tariffs against Chinese-made consumer electronics are still set to go into effect in December, though.

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What a stupid idea for them, the holiday season lol

static badge
#

you have fun in the us kappa

acoustic pilot
#

Probably can expect a 10% increase in the price of consumer electronics made in China

#

When those tariffs go live

#

so wanna buy an iPhone? costs 10% more

#

Laptops probably will be a big one

static badge
#

buying an iphone in the first place is a mistake

acoustic pilot
#

true

#

but this also applies to almost every android phone too 😃

#

since the devices are all made in China

limber knotBOT
#

via modern slavery in foxconns fabs

acoustic pilot
#

we don't have the infrastructure in the US to meet the needs, it's so stupid approaching this issue so rapidly when we're not prepared to deal with it

#

Economically crippling China requires a global effort and would've gone smoother with global support, but the US thinks they can weaken China's economy on their own (laughably conceited, because while they may, China's not phased by it in the same sense that a capitalist society is)

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Once China has economically conquered Africa, we'll start to see US hegemony more rapidly erode.

static badge
#

tbh the us should conquer africa

vestal jasper
#

oh no

fossil pawn
acoustic pilot
#

I'm actually for China gaining political power in Africa, because I want the US hegemony to die.

static badge
#

interesting

#

china monkaMEGA

vestal jasper
#

leaf

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I'm DPS

#

I have like 2 DPS games

static badge
#

sure you are

#

oh yeah

#

byte

#

it's out today

acoustic pilot
#

China is uplifting Africa a lot, but it's going to come at a cost, it already is coming at a cost šŸ˜›

static badge
#

role queue

limber knotBOT
#

US has a hegemony in 2019?

#

šŸ˜‚

acoustic pilot
#

Yes US is still a hegemony

#

hegemon, even

#

But we're starting to see that status slowly deteriorate now

static badge
#

tbh I want the days of the USSR back

acoustic pilot
#

The US still has incredible amounts of hard power projection across the world.

#

Thus, hegemon

limber knotBOT
#

European govs have stopped trusting in the US

acoustic pilot
#

Plus we're economically important.

#

I'd definitely like to see Europe distance itself more and more away from the US

#

It's had a tendency over the past decades of being its bitch

#

The Iraq War was the height of that bitchery.

#

European nations should've never went along with that.

static badge
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they've got nuclear weapons though kappa

acoustic pilot
#

So does France and the UK šŸ˜›

vestal jasper
#

Ok I've learned two things
Hitscan is strong when you're retarded and don't know DPS well
And I'm mega retarded when it comes to DPS

static badge
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play mccree

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he's like soldier but better

vestal jasper
#

Kk

static badge
#

no play widow kappa

acoustic pilot
#

Did they release Sigma too?

limber knotBOT
#

europeans think they need the US for the army

acoustic pilot
#

or push him to live I mean

static badge
#

dunno

vestal jasper
#

See I can't aim well.
I barely aim well enough to play soldier

limber knotBOT
#

cause nobody here likes to waste money on military

#

the only country that has a decent army is france

vestal jasper
#

Me playing widow is paramount to me sitting in base AFKing

static badge
#

look m8

acoustic pilot
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Yeah, it's an understandable position, but at the same time it makes them hypocrits for criticizing the US.

limber knotBOT
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the state of germans army is a joke for example, like you are lucky if you can find working choppers

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did u think when I started I was any better

acoustic pilot
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When they rely on the US' hard power to survive.

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literally I've got a youtube video unlisted about reeeeee look this flickshot i hit wow so cool

limber knotBOT
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who is threatening europe that we would need an army?

acoustic pilot
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Europe should do its own thing, man up. Stop being American bitches

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I posted about 4 years ago

acoustic pilot
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Western Europe's biggest threat is obviously Russia

vestal jasper
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also leaf I'm ending the season 1734

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🤠

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silver pogslide

acoustic pilot
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I mean this isn't exactly debatable at this point.

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literally better than byteflux and sweepy

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congrats

limber knotBOT
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are they really a threat we need to fight with an army tho?

pulsar wigeon
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I barely aim well enough to play soldier
his ult is literally aimbot

vestal jasper
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Ngl I placed 1630, played 5 games, and lost like 1 or 2

acoustic pilot
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Yes, you want an army lol

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"I mean do we really need an army? Let's just disband this NATO thing"

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who needs armies when you can get conquered

limber knotBOT
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its 2019, wars aren't won with tanks anymore

vestal jasper
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I could legit go gold as mercy I just don't have the time.
Quite literally since the season will end before I can play enough games to get the SR.

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they're won with nukes

limber knotBOT
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russia knows that, they just install trumps all over the world

acoustic pilot
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Boots on the ground are less relevant, not irrelevant.

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what about socks

acoustic pilot
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Why do you think we still have a huge number of enlisted?

pulsar wigeon
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yea honestly the conflict in the middle east is super outdated

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we should just nuke them

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that'll get all those terrorists

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/s

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yeah nuke em

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nothing wrong there kappa

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look at what happened to japan

limber knotBOT
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sad thing is, trump would do that

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Also

Soldier ult
See, the thing about ults is they're not active the entire game.
I have to aim the other 98% of the game.

acoustic pilot
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Europe should formalize nuclear defense if they haven't already, depend on France 😃

vestal jasper
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I also have to hit shit in order to get ult charge

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Aka aim

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depend on france

acoustic pilot
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I'm for proliferation to Western Europe if you don't wanna depend on France šŸ˜›

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Germany should have nukes

limber knotBOT
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france just likes fighting wars in africa

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remind me didn't france immediately lose ww2 kappa

limber knotBOT
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for whatever stupid reason

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no we shouldnt fucking waste of money

acoustic pilot
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France is one the world's largest military powers today

limber knotBOT
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like, bombs you can never use?

acoustic pilot
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They have nukes and a few aircraft carriers

limber knotBOT
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and we shut down most of our nuclear power plants so we wouldn't even have enough uranium and shit