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acoustic pilot
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So we shall see.

sly spear
dim dragon
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@austere ivy thanks.

worn ember
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Let's March to Mojangs office with pitchforks

hot gorge
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Neckbeard torches too?

winter sundial
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I feel like mojang thinks performance = more vanilla datapacks and blockstates and tags

void void
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@hot gorge when the protest is over, everyone is clean shaven!

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win win!

hot gorge
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Agreed

worn ember
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Dafuq

hot gorge
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Or, at least less awful neckbeards

void void
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maybe some burns, too!

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I just had a flashback to my 2nd degree sunburn

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was not fun

hot gorge
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From a Wiz zinger?

void void
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wat

hot gorge
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Wizjany

void void
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What about him

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It was a sun burn

hot gorge
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Nevermind, jokes gone now

void void
pulsar wigeon
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🔪

hot gorge
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You ruined it

void void
jagged moon
vale yew
long robin
void void
ancient bolt
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Taylor Swift feat T Pain Thug Story + lyrics - length 1m 26s - 6,167 likes, 190 dislikes (97.0%) - 339,596 views - MoathPremiumVideos on 2016.08.02

void void
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im enjoying this

toxic harbor
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mfw

woven otter
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@everyone

hot gorge
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I'm glad that everyone mention didn't work

void void
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im pretty sure its just a role with the same name as the global ping

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with no members in it

woven otter
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no

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you can just disable that

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also Sonorous I'm pretty sure it has been disabled here for some while now

hot gorge
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That good.

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Barty

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.eta

limber knotBOT
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Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

woven otter
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throw barty bucks

hot gorge
woven otter
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weren't they real bucks

hot gorge
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How many Sono pennies is that?

lapis sequoia
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does 1.14.4 still lag with over 50 people

woven otter
lapis sequoia
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I have a streamer who wants to come on my network on friday who gets a good amount of views per stream and im trying to make a new survival server before he gets here XD trying to figure out what version to use 😭

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1.13.2 any good?

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I was told his last minecraft stream got to 1k

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so 🤷

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I have a 1.14 server but it sits on 8-10 tps all day

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so i dont wanna make him play on that

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xD

hot gorge
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Use 1.12.2

lapis sequoia
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owo ok

limber knotBOT
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@void void did you ever get your mac back to mojave?

void void
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no

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havent wanted to

limber knotBOT
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oh

void void
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i literally just reinstalled catalina and got all my stuff on here, so im not stoked to go do it all over again

limber knotBOT
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Was just the firefox thing that was bothering you?

void void
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yea, firefox is my life

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thunderbird too

limber knotBOT
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well, beta 6 it will be fixed, whenever they release that

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It was posted on bugzilla yesterday I think

void void
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yea it's probably gonna be a while :\ but i saw that as well

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it would be cool if apple could just release a patch lmao

fallen oracle
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Man that Brooke chick

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She a bad girl

void void
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erm

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who?

fallen oracle
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She in some deep shit

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Who girl who abused her dog, just Google Brooke.

void void
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holy shit im watching the video

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"not a dog abuser" my fucking ass

pulsar wigeon
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is she actually in deep shit tho?

fallen oracle
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You should read the comments of her apology tweet

pulsar wigeon
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or is it all just gonna blow over

vestal jasper
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has gotten the attention of the Los Angeles Police Department,

pulsar wigeon
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oic

fallen oracle
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Police might be taking her dog away

pulsar wigeon
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i just saw some thing on reddit earlier

fallen oracle
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Which is good

pulsar wigeon
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didn't know if anything was actually happening

fallen oracle
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No this won't blow over anytime soon, there are celebrities calling her out over this

void void
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good, that dog needs a better home

fallen oracle
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It's all over all platforms

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YouTube will probably take away her channel, etc.

void void
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"not a dog abuser", literally smacks its face, pushes it over, screams, and spits on it, pushes it across the room and screams at it

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she better get FUCKED for this

fallen oracle
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She'll be left with nothing which is what she deserves.

vestal jasper
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defending herself by claiming that she was upset during filming and had been “playing up [her] mood in the video.”```
fallen oracle
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Her dog literally flinches when she raised her hand

hot gorge
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That video makes me so fucking angry

vestal jasper
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Houts also blamed her behavior on the fact that her dog is 75 pounds and “when he is jumping up in my face with his mouth open, I, as a dog parent, have to show him that this behavior is unacceptable.”

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yeah there are more appropriate ways to settle a dog down

hot gorge
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I can't remember but Virginia just passed more strict animal cruelty laws

void void
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my reply

toxic harbor
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Guys I would like to know how different is empty paper from just plain vanilla server features wise.

limber knotBOT
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Paper has some underlying optimizations that effects ticks, if you want a vanilla experience run vanilla

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Redstone isnt the same on paper as it on vanilla for ex

lapis sequoia
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late-bind is important no?

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they replaced it by not reading connections until the server starts

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so the job is effectively replaced

lapis sequoia
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ah

void void
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late-bind was an option that stops connections before the server is ready to accept them, but now it's part of the server so no option is necessary

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ad fuck you leaf

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for sniping me

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simple ur quite simply

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retarded

lapis sequoia
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I just dont want 50 players joining before my plugins have loaded xD

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it will simply set the auto read once the server starts

craggy forum
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and yeah players wont join before the server starts

foggy harness
void void
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"new" lul

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we are on java 12 now

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optionals are DansGame

void void
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@static badge CompletableFuture<Optional<Boolean>>

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reeeee

fallen oracle
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My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch.

I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

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vestal jasper
cosmic raft
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the messaging app list keeps growing

limber knotBOT
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Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

void void
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@cosmic raft i3?

cosmic raft
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yes i3

void void
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\o/

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gaps or no ?

cosmic raft
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smart, inner 10 outer 5

void void
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\\oooo////

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fuck discord, i wanted 4 backslashes u fuks

cosmic raft
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lol

golden gust
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stretches mini out even further

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I mean, simple

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God dangit

void void
cosmic raft
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meanwhile

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I'm having fun with swing

golden gust
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Simple probably has more functioning braincells than me right now 😦

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it's not hard

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you've 0

void void
fallen oracle
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So did you guys hear about time square today?

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no

fallen oracle
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There was a motorcycle who's engine backfired and it caused panic because everyone thought it was gunshots.

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oh yeah I saw that

quick gust
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Pog you, easy clap

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.g times square

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.timessquarenyc.org/ -- Times Square NYC: "The official website of Times Square bringing you New Year's Eve information and upcoming events at the Crossroads of the World, Times Square New..."

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god damn motorcycles

golden gust
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username makes sense

silent lichen
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does anyone know how to read/understand crash reports?

pulsar wigeon
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look at the stacktrace, look for plugins, blame plugin author

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:^)

void void
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plugin authors!

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cant live with em, cant live without em!

acoustic pilot
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let's just replace all plugin authors with skript authors

void void
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oh boy

fallen oracle
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WAHOO SKRIPT

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I WANT TO REMAKE ESSENTIALS, BUT IN SKRIPT.

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It'll be better, I promise.

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Waiting for someone to make Kotlin Skript

void void
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gradle did

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What server do you mostly like?

#Survival?
#pvp?```
acoustic pilot
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i like turtles

fallen oracle
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I too enjoy turtles

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I personally enjoy survivalpvpminigames

acoustic pilot
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cuz ur dum bronze

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byteflux

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ur actually bronze

merry talon
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at least hes at one end of the ladder

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ur just dum fucking average

fallen oracle
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Damn

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sweepy ur actually bronze

merry talon
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ok ur comebacks are bronze tier

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sweepy

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ur physically bronze

merry talon
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ur emotionally bronze

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ur intellectually bronze

fallen oracle
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All of you shut up

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Thank you.

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glare ur literally, physically, mentally, intellectually, actually, emotionally retarded

fallen oracle
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ZIP IT LEAF

void void
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Thank you for your cooperation.

fallen oracle
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No

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We've been over this

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I'm tall and got massive feet

acoustic pilot
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Damn, finished Re:Zero. What an emotionally stressful fucking ride. Can't wait for season 2 lol

fallen oracle
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What's that

acoustic pilot
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Fun weeb TV show

fallen oracle
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Ahh

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anime

fallen oracle
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Ouch

void void
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Test```
vestal jasper
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test

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vic you were a test

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gone wrong

fallen oracle
cosmic raft
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yup

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and screw the apps that pop that question up

acoustic pilot
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.g linux journal

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wats dis

limber knotBOT
acoustic pilot
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just an old linux news outlet, not really anything worthwhile these days lol

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ripperoni linux journalarino

fallen oracle
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To the way back we go!

ancient bolt
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lol and i suddenly randomly need my bluray player

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er bluray drive which is in my old case

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this is going to be a bitch

cosmic raft
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why do you need a bluray drive? o.O

ancient bolt
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to rip a bluray

cosmic raft
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can't torrent it?

ancient bolt
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i could easily

fallen oracle
ancient bolt
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but I wanna give this a try to see how hard ti is

acoustic pilot
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Schools start as early as they do because parents treat it like day care.

cosmic raft
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ah ok

acoustic pilot
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There would be huge uproar from parents if you tried to change it, at least in America.

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There have been

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But I agree, should start later 😃

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im also for shorter work weeks and just less hours spent in school too

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i mean we already know that human productivity on average doesn't span more than a 3-hour stretch

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I'm pretty sure some people ran some studies and found out that a 3 day weekend with a 10h shift in the weekdays makes people happier

acoustic pilot
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yeah i dont really believe that

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i dont believe most people would be happy with a 10 hour shift even if it means a 3 day weekend

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8 hours is already grueling enough

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yeah that would suck

acoustic pilot
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In places with shorter work weeks, they actually focus on shorter work days, IIRC

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So like 6 hours instead of 8

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And while keeping the same 2 day weekend mentality

cosmic raft
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meanwhile I work 8 hours and want to work longer :p

acoustic pilot
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You'd be more optimistic

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Knowing that your day would be shorter and you're going to get off work soon

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Yep

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Happiness plays a big role in productivity

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I mean if you LOVE your job, sure

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You wanna spend all your time there

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But that's not the case for most people

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Most people wanna just clock in and clock out

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The vacation situation is a mostly American problem

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Other countries have it way better, for sure

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The fact that we're only expected to have 2 weeks off, well, most of us, over the course of the whole year, is almost uniquely an American problem.

ancient bolt
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capatalism

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and the idea that laws regulating companies is anti-american being so pervasive in american politics

leaden cape
acoustic pilot
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Yeah, it's hard to argue against people who think you're trying to completely destroy capitalism

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When the argument is really "can't we just have stronger worker rights and regulations?"

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ur socialism

acoustic pilot
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He's probably not wrong

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But they're also tracking his flip phone too

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😄

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Who knows what kind of government shit (whether it's US or foreign) is embedded in devices these days

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Yeah I know the type lol

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Did the Philippines do something?

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New law?

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By the govt?

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lol

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I dont see any news for this

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what was it about

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lol Duterte is such a snowflake

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wtf

acoustic pilot
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Does it have something to do with 8chan?

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Oh, well if web ports are allowed, guess not then

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I'm sure stuff like this is surely to inspire internet-related economic investments in the Philippines.

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In the future

limber knotBOT
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lol

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Do you know if parrots teleport to players?

celest coyote
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they do

limber knotBOT
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guess this server is bugged then

covert turret
ancient bolt
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why doesn't linux see my optical drive at all

limber knotBOT
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whats that

ancient bolt
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shitty sata cable seems like

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need to throw this one away

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actually linux still can't see it

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oh it can

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this program can't

ancient bolt
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oh looks like handbrake can do it natively

fallen oracle
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Steve Harvey's reaction to some of the answers on family fued is just fucking amazing

ancient bolt
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family fued is such an easy show

fallen oracle
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(DiscordBot) Carson and Jesse AGREE! | Family Feud - length 1m 29s - 1,082 likes, 13 dislikes (98.8%) - 68,124 views - FamilyFeud on 2018.06.23

ancient bolt
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  1. insert questions with obviously sexually suggestive answers
  2. wait for someone to give said answer
  3. steve harvey fips the fuck out as if he could have never imagined such an answer
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fallen oracle
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What PRs all got merged today?

void void
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time to smoke some weedles

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1

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2

void void
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@ancient bolt
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

austere ivy
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@spare venture

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stop

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thank you <3

void void
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some1 died to lava within 20 seconds of joining lmao

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hope you smacked them with that GG

acoustic pilot
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smoke weed every day y'all

void void
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yes

ancient bolt
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i have yet to smoke weed

void void
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like

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today

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or ever

acoustic pilot
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it'll melt ur brain

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dont ever do it

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ur u becom dum liek simple and me

void void
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iz gud melting though

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melt in the right place

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right where you needed some melting

acoustic pilot
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god damn devil's lettuce

void void
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wait, what is the bot that's in this discord for the . commands

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i wan see source

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i thought it was korobi

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but dats irc

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.kill simplwe

limber knotBOT
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gets some friends together and shivs simplwe a few times.

void void
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xD

ancient bolt
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ever

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i also don't drink alcohol

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im a good boi

void void
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wait, are all the bots here on IRC? if so, I never noticed this

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But gud

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anyway, I has an idea. Discord has a "message updated event", so we could use that to 1) cancel discord's message update thing, then 2) send a traditional s/old/new

  1. ???

  2. profit

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i miss that

ancient bolt
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if you miss it then just use irc

void void
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but i also kinda like discord

limber knotBOT
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s/discord/irc

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <03s​im​pl​e> but i also kinda like irc

void void
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i do miss the old days of irc

ancient bolt
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encoding lol

void void
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i just randomly stumbled upon a reddit war between EmojiPasta and EmojiPolice

ancient bolt
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i wonder if i could improve performance by raising my swapiness

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since my ssd is so fast

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i have 32G of ram so i set swapiness to 1 or 0 or whichever means only swap when no memory is left

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but for super high memory situations I wonder if it would actually help to swap

void void
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yea it might be faster if you tune right in before where it swaps every god damn thing it sees

ancient bolt
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that's literally what swapiness defines lol

void void
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i know, im too high to explain my thoughts

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so i concede

ancient bolt
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im playing battle tetris

hard ore
ancient bolt
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damn the encoding is making my tetris lag

robust quest
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I owe Electro $15 it seems.

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Wonder what his PayPal is 🤔

fallen oracle
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@golden gust

robust quest
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Isn’t it like 5am for him?

void void
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I'll tell ya what it is

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let me go dig it out of dms

robust quest
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Don’t wan to post public if he doesn’t want it there

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I’ll wait on him 😃

void void
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i can dm ya if you want, but up to you

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im pretty sure it's public

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but idk

ancient bolt
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it's DemonWav

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send the money to DemonWav

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void void
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yes @robust quest it is public

robust quest
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Wtf is this £ bullcrap?!

void void
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lel

robust quest
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I pay in merica bills

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"am in uk i drink tea"

void void
ancient bolt
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communist money

void void
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wat

robust quest
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We didn’t make it, but time to pay up what you pledged if Electro met your criteria. If he didn’t, hopefully you still consider donating something after (or before) Async is merged.

$5 for each done from the list by the end of day
3/5 met, so $15
@robust quest

One-time Donation for Async PR
Didn’t make it 😢
@dusk drift($10)
@buoyant crater ($10)

One-time donation if all from list are merged by end of day
Didn’t make it 😢
@spare venture ($50)
@celest coyote ($50)

Sending money for reasons...
Woot! $11.50
@spare venture ($11.50)

$5 cuz it's Electro
Woot! $5
@woven otter

Pay Here: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme2/ShaneFreeder

dusk drift
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😭

void void
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Props for keeping your word

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(Hope you all do)

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robust quest
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Dang, conversion to £15 ended up being $19.90 after fees and conversion. 😅

void void
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You could switch the currency 😂

austere ivy
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Which do you folks think looks better?

dusk drift
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bottom

robust quest
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#2

austere ivy
dusk drift
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who the fuck is that

austere ivy
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Popular youtuber. Accidentally uploaded a video of her abusing her dog (had unedited parts in it.)

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Lost 1/2 her subscribers in 1 day (600k to 300k)

dusk drift
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"Accidentally"?

void void
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Fuck her. She abused her dog on video and posted an apology that was complete bullshit and pure deflection. She is an abuser hands down, gross person.

austere ivy
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As per this professional journalism (buzzfeed) it says the police are investigating her.

void void
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Poor dog needs rehoming.

austere ivy
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Yeah. Accidentally didn't edit out parts of her abusing her dog.

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Uploaded the video without realizing she forgot.

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Look at this garbage.

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Even though Twitter doesn't have downvotes, you can tell by the 27k comments and only 5.2k likes that people are angry.

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What is this?

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Saying that she's "rarely as upset as she is in the video" is NOT an apology.

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No matter how bad of a day you had at work, you don't get to hit your dog like that.

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ESPECIALLY considering how calm she was.

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It wasn't a fit of anger or a lashing out, and her saying "oh my gosh I'm sorry."

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It was her flat out, calmly, psychopathically, hitting her dog.

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No remorse whatsoever.

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And it's not like a fit of rage, or an accident.

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She literally SPIT on her dog.

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) YouTuber Brooke Houts abusing her dog : mildlyinfuriating - 3,683 comments, 47,137 points - BuriedHatchet, 12h ago

austere ivy
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Just watch that, from 0:17 onward.

merry talon
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we get it people are shitty

void void
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yeah when she stood up and literally had to walk to fucking push the dog

austere ivy
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In 4 seconds, it shows her spitting on, yelling at, and throwing her body on her dog.

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Amazing.

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And some nuts are defending her, SOME, but barely any. Everyone's mad.

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Alright, back to Blender Time™ with Brian®

limber knotBOT
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People are weird

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Side node: If you like lamb, you will probably like dog, unless you really dislike bones

acoustic pilot
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There aren't very many places in the world you can trust to serve you dog from a humane source.

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First identify the country, then look at the conditions they keep their livestock.

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Most of the countries that serve dog aren't going to rank very high on humane treatment of livestock 😛

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So as much as I might be interested to try, there isn't any good source to try from.

wooden blade
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Sounds like she had a 'ruff'day.

limber knotBOT
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TBF, a lot of livestock aren't treated properly

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Never had unstressed dog, but supposedly, it doesn't taste very well. Which I can somewhat believe, (lobsters are a great example)

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Cat isn't worth it worth it, doesn't taste all that and super boney

acoustic pilot
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(it was a heat wave alert, warning of 35 degrees and to stay hydrated)

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limber knotBOT
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heat warning for 35c

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culture differences whew

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we would issue on for 35c in germany too

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we had 42 the other week, highest temperature ever measured in germany

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but remember bois, climate change is a chinese hoax to ruin murica, make murica great again!!

wise cave
void void
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heh

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ur climate change

fallen oracle
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Wazzup gamers

void void
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.kill Glare

limber knotBOT
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rams a grenade launcher up Glare's ass and lets off a few rounds.

fallen oracle
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Rude much.

void void
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<3

fallen oracle
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This sucks. Only going to be able to use the smoker once more for the next 4 or so months.

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Hey Panini

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@void void HEY PANINI

void void
fallen oracle
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Ever heard a country song about smoking?

limber knotBOT
void void
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lol

fallen oracle
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P good song

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Wyd

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Idk how I'm going to get up in 4 hours and go skate

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This'll be interesting.

void void
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im doing nothing in particular

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watching heathrow airport on youtube lol

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somehow is interesting

finite wave
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Hmm?

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Like landings and stuff ir

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or*?

void void
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no its like a show about heathrow

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all the jobs and interviews

finite wave
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I see

void void
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but i also do watch the atc communications sometimes lol

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its like a full show im watching tho, hour long

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i've watched a few ;-;

finite wave
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I’ve been enticed in weird novels for my whole vacation

void void
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shows like airport police stoppig people trying to take stolen money, or drugs, and handling angry passengers, putting our fires, fixing the runway, getting birds out of the airspace

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idk, i think its pretty cool how they do it all meh

finite wave
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Same i’ve watched a few of the danish candidates of those

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Also some airport security showe

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Showe

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Shows*

woven otter
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what's with the paypal fee lefbad
2.14$ for sending 5$

static badge
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paypal kappa

celest coyote
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isnt it supposed to be a 1/10 of that

merry talon
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mfw my employer's web portal only supports IE

finite wave
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@woven otter hmm

woven otter
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huh

void void
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does showPlayer work if the target player has an invisibility potion applied

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or just for explicit calls to hidePlayer

finite wave
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Eh

limber knotBOT
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void void
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emoji time

pure crystal
shell vine
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sup nerds

finite wave
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Scuse me

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How come you calling us nerds

vestal jasper
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ok nerd

quasi valley
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yeah, I prefer being named "hardcore geima"

void void
quasi valley
woven otter
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nerds

pure crystal
woven otter
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Imagine duck calling you a nerd

quasi valley
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imagine being a duck

pure crystal
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hmm

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that would be cool

north wasp
valid wyvern
cedar spade
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imagine being a quack

celest coyote
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I think per-player-mobspawning and async io are pretty much approved but still not merged

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so bounty is flop? idk what the exact deadline was/is

placid thicket
#

Possibly old news here now but Canada's two teen serial killers have been found dead in the boonies in manatoba.

The military and police have said nothing except that they were found in a thicket next to the water's edge 8km from their burned out vehicle. They are confident that they have the right people but need to do an autopsy to confirm for sure.

This implies that the bodies have been disfigured or mangled in some way but sofar that's all we know

celest coyote
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inb4 mauled by bears

placid thicket
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That'd be hilarious. And poetic justice considering their senseless killings. Still, it means we most likely won't find out why they did it.

golden gust
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My brain feels like death

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For per-player I was wondering how it conflicted with async, async itself is like a 4k patch, as far as I'm concerned it's probably as happy as I'll be with it, but it's too large of a patch for me to just merge without seeing if anybody else wants to run over it

celest coyote
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its a minor conflict I think, just rebase issue

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Z went over it, he likes the overall architecture, however he had some issues with formatted, which I think I fixed

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after that, me and leaf made some efficiency improvements

placid thicket
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I made the mistake of an energy drink before bed. 5hour demoncatA 5hour why do I do these things?

potent mist
golden gust
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Yea, I started kinda looking at it, My IQ went @void void bound so figured I'd deal with it today

static badge
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bullshit you did not get smarter

golden gust
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uses his ultra smartz and clicks close on the async pr

placid thicket
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Don't have to get smarter to lose IQ

celest coyote
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@static badge btw I don't think documenting code with imgur links is the best idea, maybe you should post that image on the github PR and link to that

static badge
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well u can

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I'm not :>

placid thicket
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Bit behind, is 162 a proper fix for ghost blocks now? Or still just mostly working?

celest coyote
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:<

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ok fine

golden gust
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It stops the ghost blocks by telling the server to resend the block

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(vs letting the client fall outta sync), It's one of those cases where it's more of a hack than a proper fix to the issue, but proper fix would likely require telling mojang wtf

placid thicket
#

So does it still lead to clients getting pushed and flinged about?

celest coyote
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mojang needs to have a proper client side check

golden gust
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Yes, but that's somewhat unavoidable

placid thicket
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But less now hopefully?

golden gust
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We could prooobably bodge it by telling the server to resend the clients location, but.. yea...

celest coyote
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imo a proper check would be if you recently (client) passed through a block that was recently broken but then the server said it was not, teleport back and show a warning on the screen

placid thicket
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So how long before paper becomes a client mod too? Lol

golden gust
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They have added some mechanism on the client for it

celest coyote
#

what mojang did was teleport the player regardless and also change the view as well whenever a block failed to break

golden gust
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It's just very... I need to have a better look at it, but we use it and it's going to cause some level of client jank and likely a better way in general to pick up the client desync

celest coyote
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also no warning either

golden gust
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Well, yea

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Their fix makes sense due to the underlying issue

celest coyote
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their fix was a dirty hack imo

golden gust
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The issue is is that it's a desync

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The only way to fix it is to resync the state, which is why they do the reset

placid thicket
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Is this something a client mod could fix per user? Or would it have to be global?

golden gust
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Without that reset, the player is in the block and pushed out

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The issue is that a true fix would involve not breaking blocks clientside

placid thicket
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Which would be fun on high latency... Seems like a no win

golden gust
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That's why mojangs fix, as gross as it is, actually kinda makes sense

placid thicket
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Neither do I. I'm just the technical lead who deals with all the user bitching

celest coyote
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I would prefer my fix instead :>

placid thicket
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I mean, got a better solution?

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Which is?

static badge
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I prefer my solution

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which idk what we're talking about

quasi valley
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yours would be to just shut down the server right

placid thicket
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Ritualized accusations of retardation?

static badge
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exactly

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call the client retarded

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treat it like it's retarded

heady spear
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leaf is too dumb to come up with actual solutions to problems so it namecalls instead

static badge
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weeb ur retarded

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no but really wtf is going on here

heady spear
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lick my big fat toe

static badge
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that's gross

heady spear
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yes

vestal jasper
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leaf you're retarded

static badge
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vic ur retarded

placid thicket
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Talking about 162 and block push

static badge
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block push?

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wat does 162 have to do with any of that

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is it 160?

golden gust
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Ye

placid thicket
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Ye, I'm dumb

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Too much 5hour 5hour 5hour brain is not working

static badge
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well

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what's the current behavior for this block push

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client does wat, block gets cancelled, ???

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link stream

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l i n k

celest coyote
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Can i join the griefing too yee_fuckin_haw

static badge
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we do so get going

placid thicket
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Haven't given 160 a go yet, (hence enquiry) but in 152 when mining at high speed, blocks break client side but not server side, causing the client to get stuck it launched in a direction till the server updates. Worse for users with high ping

celest coyote
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Yrah that got fixed

static badge
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yes we specifically targetted that in 160

placid thicket
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'fixed' is what I have been told above, can still happen according to electric

static badge
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can it?

celest coyote
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He didnt say that

golden gust
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The desync itself should be fixed as the correct block state is sent back to the client

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It will however reintroduce the pushing bug, technically that could prooobably be fixed with mojangs packet

static badge
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is it if we send the change then the block?

celest coyote
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I guess the server could do the tracking

placid thicket
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Build a new version of paper with a link to every stupid question in discord every time one is asked

celest coyote
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But then the latency will be quite high

static badge
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in general for that it should already have been using their logic

golden gust
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It's pretty much a case of you either have to reintroduce the pushing bug due to the very nature of the issue, or you reset the client

vestal jasper
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barty what the fuck

celest coyote
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I could try something

golden gust
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resetting the client would be the better fix

vestal jasper
celest coyote
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Reset the client only if you need to

golden gust
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But, that has oddball effects on the client, which are somewhat unavoidable

vestal jasper
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barty MOVE THE ENCHANTING TABLE REEE

golden gust
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Sending the change as it does shoooouldn't be an issue

placid thicket
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Rather get put back then stuck or flung to my death

static badge
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why does this de-sync occur in the first place

celest coyote
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Only reset the client if the block is under the player

golden gust
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(It's more that we sent the block and don't reset the client) \o/

static badge
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plugin cancelling?

celest coyote
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Ez clap

golden gust
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Client thinks that the block broke, but the server disagrees for some reason

static badge
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we should target that reason

placid thicket
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Happens in vanilla with high speed mining

golden gust
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In that state the server doesn't consider that the client might have killed the block locally

celest coyote
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Ill go test and pr that in an hour or two

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Someone know how to test it though

vestal jasper
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you're a piece of shit

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REEEEE

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not really tho

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but like why

placid thicket
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Efficiency 5 haste 2 is good at producing it with moderate ping

vestal jasper
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I'll fix it for you

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toss me your DM config :^)

celest coyote
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How do i test locally

placid thicket
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Even locally in vanilla sometimes on singleplayer it can happen

celest coyote
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With 0 ping kappa

static badge
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well I will go eventually test it then

vestal jasper
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Oh you're not using DM.
Last time I saw the radioactive symbol in a menu it was a DM one

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I assumed

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

placid thicket
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You could also run a server in a VM with a connection throttle to create latency if needed

vestal jasper
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Your chat game plugin is vastly superior to mine and you're making me want to make my own

static badge
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I've tools to fake latency

vestal jasper
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o that's the name

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neat

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oh

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no i'm not using chatreaction

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ah

placid thicket
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Some chick is posting her splooge covered nudes to every subreddit till she gets banned >.>

vestal jasper
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If I make my own I'm putting it on github btw

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fuck it I'm rebooting and making my own

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Dual boot for games

placid thicket
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He's gunna reboot the matrix, hang on to your butt

vestal jasper
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I plan to

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aka hop back onto your server and watch it in action lul

celest coyote
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Leaf do you have tools that cause random packet loss

static badge
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yes

celest coyote
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Nice

static badge
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not quite useful for tcp based connections though

vestal jasper
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  • File to contain a list of words
  • Picks a random word from the list
  • Options to make payouts static or dynamic based on length
  • Show how long it took for someone to win
  • Run command on win
  • Configurable timer between games
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Right and optional /configurable auto ending of games

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The one I use doesn't do that, it'll just wait forever until someone answers

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the one I use is equally bad but for different reasons

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Making all of them require the hover is an interesting decision

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In the one I use it switches between hover and unscramble

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o yours cancels chat messages

bright kelp
vestal jasper
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mfw harassing you in your own server

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np

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what

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well

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where are the wood cutter?

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he joined the wood cutter and he can't discover himself

hot gorge
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Am Lost too

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WELL WHERE ARE THEY?

vestal jasper
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oh man i am not good with computer pls to help

hot gorge
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My MeGa HEtRz

vestal jasper
limber knotBOT
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vestal jasper
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si

vestal jasper
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barty

dusk drift
vestal jasper
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does chatreaction behave weirdly when two people answer at the same time

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the one I use will reward both players for some ungodly reason

dusk drift
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lmfao

vestal jasper
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what I can only assume to be a concurrency issue

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I'm gonna try to not be as retarded as the one I'm using

pulsar wigeon
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i thought that was a feature

golden gust
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could be either or

pulsar wigeon
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you can set multiple people to get the reward

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within an interval

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idk the only time i've seen it was on barty's server

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and it did multiple people too

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as long as you answered like, within a second or two of the original answerer

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oic, it's different prizes

vestal jasper
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Mine is like within the same quarter of a second

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I assume before the first one finishes processing what's going on, it starts processing the second message

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I legit have so much shit to do for it and I'm doing it all solo PepeHands

void void
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:DD

quasi valley
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reminds me of the good old "follow 4 follow"

wind mauve
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hot

void void
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barty follow4follow?

quasi valley
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or rather "and you can advertise to your own players on my network"

wind mauve
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this is a longshot but anyone by chance good with google sheets and/or excel lol

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know much about vlookup/hlookup ?

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oh thank fuck i am so lost

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afaik its the same concept

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yep

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correct

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If Access was importable to google id have this shit done by now lol i know fuck all about sheets

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yeah i understand look for "Ford Mustang" what im unsure of is how to display Part A quantity X, Part B quantity Y etc

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the columns 1, 2, 3, etc are the names of the parts

limber knotBOT
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playing with writing paper patches and i can't get any commit to work properly. I write my changes in the appropriate Paper-Server class, I git add ., then I try and commit, but there is always "nothing to commit".

static badge
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is the git commit ran from the -server folder

limber knotBOT
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does it have to be?

static badge
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yes

limber knotBOT
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ah, k

static badge
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-api and -server are their own git things

limber knotBOT
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such was not specified in the docs but i shoulda tried that

static badge
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docs sux :>

limber knotBOT
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im all to familiar with my own docs :>

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hopefully if this patch works then ill submit a pr later, so thats fun

wind mauve
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message me your email

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sent

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was hoping to yeah, i think id have to use IFERROR or something

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yes sir!

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I know it's doable but not exactly how, someone elses similar sheet has it

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yeah that was my issue, i d/l'ed his sheet and was able to see what he did but it was rather complex and confusing

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hmm wonder if maybe conditional formatting could be used to hide rows that have qty 0, and then just manually put in part names then grab qtys with vlookup

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looked like he was using importrange

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maybe this well help. left i selected "high end engine" under part, middle i selected qty of high end engine, right is the hidden database

ancient bolt
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a good data structure often removes a lot of logic

vestal jasper
ancient bolt
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reminds me of my favorite Linus quote "Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships."

static badge
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it does make a lot of sense

wind mauve
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what is?

austere ivy
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What?

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To mimic what?

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For loop?

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Oh

wind mauve
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hm that could work, but how would we get it to change when the vehicle is changed

austere ivy
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What language does that use again?

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Visual Basic *****?

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If not I’ve never heard of it

austere ivy
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Ah okay.

wind mauve
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welp i took a break from figuring out the stupid parts lists but i got prices working

pulsar wigeon
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so apparently custom discord clients can see long-deleted channels they don't even have permission to as well thonk

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wtf is discord doing jesus

static badge
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discord is retarded

limber knotBOT
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what should I include if I were to write a PR to fix a bug listed on jira?

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best to add images/gifs of vanilla VS changes or?

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just to make it easier on code review that is.

void void
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so apparently custom discord clients can see long-deleted channels they don't even have permission to as well thonk

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ah yes

pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck discord

void void
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probably cheaper to filter out channels client side

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lol

pulsar wigeon
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it just sends a full channel list to the client? jesus

void void
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ye

old badge
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lol

pulsar wigeon
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is this also why @everyone works?

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like, validation is all client side?

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holy fuck?

void void
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iirc @everyone is something like uh

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<@(guild id)>

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in raw format

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not sure

pulsar wigeon
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discord needs to fire whoever was in charge of this all

void void
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what client ya using though?

pulsar wigeon
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i'm not

void void
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mkay

pulsar wigeon
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i use the official client

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we had an incident with @everyone yesterday

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and today someone pointed out that they can see deleted channels

void void
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yeah you can do lots of funny things with custom clients

pulsar wigeon
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so i am more and more questioning discord's ability to do anything at all right whatsoever

void void
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you can send rich messages as well

pulsar wigeon
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holy fuck

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yea ik that

void void
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official client doen't allow that but api allows

pulsar wigeon
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that's basic tho

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if api allows it w/e

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let people send embeds

old badge
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small indie company

void void
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ripcord removed that feature because of some bullshit lol

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but idm

pulsar wigeon
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but api shouldn't allow client to know about all the channels

static badge
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but reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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if we add perms to someone we gooooootttttttttaaa update the channels

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and that takes efffffooooooooooorrrt rEEEEEE

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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exactly how it takes effort to not tank fps for a full chat of emojis REEEEEEEEEE

robust quest
#

Just following up to make sure this was all good on our end. I did not see anything from Barty.

$5 for each done from the list by the end of day
3/5 met, so $15
Celebrimbor#1958
PAID 💰

One-time Donation for Async PR
HexedHero#0001($10)
TheNoiseZA#0942 ($10)
Didn’t make it 😢

One-time donation if all from list are merged by end of day
barty#9833 ($50)
Darth Zim#8073 ($50)
Didn’t make it 😢

Sending money for reasons...
@spare venture ($11.50) Is this paid?

$5 cuz it's Electro
MTM123#2128
PAID 💰

Pay Here: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme2/ShaneFreeder

limber knotBOT
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yeah its an < @ smthsmthguild >

static badge
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paying cat to merge my pr monkaMEGA

limber knotBOT
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its interesting how discord parses things tbh

robust quest
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You are Spotted?

static badge
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welcome to we send our shit as a strings

limber knotBOT
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i'd say its impressive but where is my damn colored text.

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can one straight up edit patch information to not include a personal email and such or could that break something?

static badge
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wont break anything

limber knotBOT
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yay

static badge
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would recommend setting git author so it does that for you

limber knotBOT
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i dont want my edu address out there lol

static badge
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as the actual pr you make will contain the email...

limber knotBOT
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what if i edit the .patch before making the pr?

static badge
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in general if you haven't changed the git author for your client any commit you make contains the email

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it can be seen in git log

limber knotBOT
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dam

pulsar wigeon
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just set a different email for that repo

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git config user.name ... ... user.email

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as long as you don't use --global it'll only set for that repo iirc

celest coyote
#

Shame cat... You were so close

robust quest
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Thanks Barty.

static badge
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I'll pay you $100 if you merge all of my prs in the next 2 mins

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for real

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clocks going

robust quest
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Merges onto an experimental fork off the main. Cashes in.

celest coyote
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Only counts if there is a download link to build on the website

golden gust
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Can't

static badge
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typing when you have 1 min remaining

robust quest
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🙄

static badge
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more typing

celest coyote
#

Tsk tsk

golden gust
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Basically, github won't consider a commit merged unless it goes into the branch

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And we don't even get to change the branch #ThxGithub

celest coyote
#

Oh yeah thats dumb

static badge
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times up

celest coyote
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That we cant even change the target branch

golden gust
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For async, I'll see if there are any comments on it by friday

static badge
golden gust
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I do wanna merge it, but I really don't wanna give leaf the satisfaction of the green button

static badge
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am patient man

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I've got to deal with u and ur slow

golden gust
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(That, and I am hoping I'm not the only project dev who looks at it, otherwise I'll try and see if we can get it in by the end of the week or something)

celest coyote
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at this rate kash is gunna do it before you

static badge
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god I hope kash merges it

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all 40+ commits unsquashed

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what would that do to the download page

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absolute fucking chaos?

celest coyote
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Lol

robust quest
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Spotted, start your own Spigot fork off Paper with Async. And call it...Spork.

golden gust
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rip

celest coyote
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So many failed builds too

static badge
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I do have my own fork :>

golden gust
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it would all act as a single build

static badge
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ik it would

golden gust
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Just, one commit would take up like 1/2 of the build page lol

static badge
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but the changes

celest coyote
#

Oh just new numbers?

static badge
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it'd be the entire page

golden gust
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(Do we trim the changes, not sure we do)

static badge
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likely don't

golden gust
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It would only count as a single build number

static badge
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why not give it a shot on friday or whenever

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see if it does :>

celest coyote
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Only one way to find out

static badge
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big changelogs

golden gust
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Not happening

static badge
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for big changes

golden gust
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I like to keep the branch clean 😄

static badge
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likes to keep it clean

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leaves in fixup patches

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un-rb'd shit

golden gust
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Tbh, that was just pure laziness

static badge
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LUL EXCUSES

dusk drift
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Just passing thru lads dont worry about me

limber knotBOT
#

what version of java are the releases built with?

static badge
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8

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thx to 11 retardation

limber knotBOT
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thought so

celest coyote
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Can to merge my pr tho, people dming me to post new build and hoe to build paper

limber knotBOT
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i used 12 to build the test lol

golden gust
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Yea, I'll look over that soon

static badge
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reeeee post it with async

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r e e e e e e e

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the ultimate downside to test builds

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee merge them together reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

golden gust
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building with 11 is fine, just can't build on 11 and run on 8

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I coooooullld fix that

static badge
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how would that be done? isn't it a signature change fucking shit over

limber knotBOT
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smthsmth middle finger to oracle for not providing 8 downloads without an account

static badge
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meanwhile adoptopenjdk

golden gust
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just gotta cast it up to access the correct sig across versions

limber knotBOT
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everything i have uses openjdk

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except my windows workstations

static badge
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up casting wont resolve it?

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the signature is the issue

golden gust
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The issue is that they changed the return type of a method

static badge
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aka the signature

golden gust
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Yes, but they didn't change it on the super

static badge
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me need details

golden gust
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I forget which class it was, but I've had it fixed locally, just didn't care to test it enough to make sure that I got everything

static badge
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ye me need details about the signature change

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wat method was it again

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and wat superclasses didn't change it

golden gust
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clear method on some bytebuf or something

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compiling on 11 now

static badge
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ur 11

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ur literally a minecraft server

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rather be a furry than a minecraft server

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minecraft servers suck

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a minecraft server is worse than an abomination

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have you seen the src

golden gust
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URRG, apparently I don't even have 11 installed

static badge
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tbh I find multi java installs on winblows to be easier to manage than on loonix

golden gust
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Just gotta keep JAVA_HOME pointed to the correct place

static badge
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there's the general path to deal with on loonix

limber knotBOT
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ngl this is like the 3rd time i've rebuilt the patch because of wording/typos/personal info

static badge
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the issue I ran onto with loonix was that updating java would update its path

celest coyote
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Switching java version is pretty easy on bash

static badge
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ij would just use the jdk I config'd for it but maven...

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maven would use the 11 build and reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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yeah but I use windows

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to me bash is just some fucking retarded python wannabe

celest coyote
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Is there a way to get ridables for 1.14 on paper?

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I believe billy gave the fuck up on the plugin and decided to shove it into his paper fork, purpur

pulsar wigeon
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indeed

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thx exception man

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ur

pulsar wigeon
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turns out it's easier to just modify the server rather than shoving things in forcefully with nms and reflection

wide hazel
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^

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e x c e p t i o n a l

wide hazel
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get out

calm talon
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So there's no return of Ridables? D;

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, purpur and ridables are both open source

golden gust
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export JAVA_HOME=/Library/Java/JavaVirtualMachines/adoptopenjdk-11.jdk/Contents/Home

pulsar wigeon
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you can use the fork, or you can update the plugin

golden gust
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changing java version is as ez as that

pulsar wigeon
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(updating is probably a lot more work)

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cat, export is session only i think?

wide hazel
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short-term anyway

pulsar wigeon
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you'd need to put that in your shell rc or w/e

wide hazel
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long-term a plugin may be better, maybe

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that's why it's in whatever some login script I have going

pulsar wigeon
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a plugin with that much nms is probably a lot of work to update

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which is totally the best way to do it :>

wide hazel
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long-term the best solution is to patch in an API for anything you need NMS for, and THEN make a plugin

pulsar wigeon
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LUL

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i mean the api is there

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long term is the server method really

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with the plugin you get fucked if you want to modify an nms class

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well

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n e e d

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@EventHandler(ignoredCancelled=true) public void onRide(PlayerInteractEntityEvent ev) { ev.getEntity().setPassenger(ev.getPlayer());}

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ezpz

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just have to make everything not shit, add controls, etc etc

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this is why WE throws an exception every 15 seconds

pulsar wigeon
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.leaf

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.exception

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@devs can we get a .exception in here

wide hazel
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I like .leaf

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it's pretty

pulsar wigeon
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fast async leaf exception

cursive atlas
pulsar wigeon
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aka "Fale"

wide hazel
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oh, you just love FAWE don't ya? 😛

pulsar wigeon
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pronounced "fail", because that's what leaf is, a failure

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ok wiz

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.g world edit crashing my server

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runs

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(DiscordBot) https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/support/server-support-and/1930840-worldedit-crashes-my-server -- WorldEdit Crashes My Server! - Server Support and...: "I am making a HG Arena. I need to make the "walls", so I select two actually pretty small regions, then do //expand vert, Then I do //outline ..."

wide hazel
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hahahaha

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poor wiz

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there we go

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i suppose people here prefer WE over FAWE?

celest coyote
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Old man shakes fist at peice of paper

pulsar wigeon
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8 year old result wow

wide hazel
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I personally prefer FAWE

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but that's just me

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bing sucks

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leave bing alone 😦

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you'd think you'd have some empathy for it

limber knotBOT
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doesn't it do some sketchy stuff with unsafe file operations or is that just enginehub saying stuff

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given you know you're both retarded

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, don't think we've ever said that

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pretty sure fawe is jank af

pulsar wigeon
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it probably does, but that's not what we say

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fast af

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but jank af

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generally that's how things go

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want fast? more jank

limber knotBOT
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if you go to the enginehub discord and and search up fawe its a constant barrage of fawe concerns and them saying they dont support it

pulsar wigeon
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yes

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why would we support it